[Archived] Intoxicated Corpus Screeching: Deadbeat Protocol

[@decat4]

one of my favorites, the sheer effort you have put into the FX for the video is astonishing and surpasses any triple a work,the humor, the drama, the fisting,the skeletons. i can't wait for the sisters of parvos quest video. And where i discovered the existence of the perfect secondary, the dual cestra.

[@FunnyGreenCat]

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[@decat4]

@@FunnyGreenCat There’s that gif again I’m so entertained

[@Akumeitakai]

I love when this stuff swims to the top of the algorithm. Back in a time so far removed from "now" that I can barely remember, I loved seeing your vids show up in my subscriptions. You were good, son. Real good. Maybe even the best. You and Train man.

[@FunnyGreenCat]

❤

[@xecutor3459]

To anyone asking why the corpus keep the Solaris around, they’re almost constantly in debt to the corpus so any money they make has to go back to the corpus. Also the organic ones have to pay for their cybernetic repairs, the robots dont pay to be repaired

[@metalslug3fan]

Obviously it's for sex work

[@ミリまた]

Sir you are become Corpus board director. You have one of two financial choices. Do you: 1. Hire one Corpus worker. 2. Train the Corpus worker in robotics maintenance and operation. 3. Pay once for 30 robots and a handful of recharging stations. 4. Manufacture and pay for replacement parts as required. Or do you: 1. Hire 30 Solaris workers. 2. Manufacture 30 sets of separate cybernetic augmentations to improve their efficiency to be up to the standards of a robot. 3. Ensure Solaris workers are fed and provided sufficient life support to maintain work efficiency. 4. Pay them a meagre amount so you can immediately put the meagre amount back into your accounts. 5. Manufacture and pay for replacement parts as required 6. At this point, make the tools for them to be able to do their work. 7. Send debt collectors and knee-breakers on a semi-frequent basis to make sure they keep working. (Those kneebreakers have to be separately paid, trained, equipped and housed.) 8. Pay a separate operator to keep an eye on their movements and tap their radios. 9. Pay a separate taskmaster to communicate orders from above and make sure they stay on task. 10. Maintain a security detail to make sure they don't run off. (Has to be separately paid, trained, equipped and housed).

[@FunnyGreenCat]

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[@Caique_.-.]

Kepping the solaris as literal slaves is actually pretty inefficient as they're almost always kept poor because they can barely pay their small debts and body part replacements. Such a community would be an insignificant income increase to a company such as, probably, Nef Anyo's one, as they barely produce shit on that colony, have huge downtimes due to being humans and can't better their production methods. As a bank, interest on a small value is still a small value for a long time and if that value gets to a significant point, the uber inefficient solaris workers won't be actually able to pay for it and could even die before paying a significant amount. The interest may exponentially rise, but such workers can only linearly produce more. Having drones do the actual fucking work with a handful of technicians would increase the troughput of the colony a lot. The solaris, able to pay their debts can take even more credit and invest, produce more and repeat the cycle (with the same interest rates, but with much more interest). One lucky rich solaris could make up for that whole ass colony.

[@xecutor3459]

@@Caique_.-. ok but money is money. A penny saved is a penny earned lol Also let’s be real even if they won the lottery Nef would find a way to keep them enslaved

[@TheProphetOfThePan]

Yeah time travel is a clusterfuck anyways, now if you excuse me i need to go to the plague year of 1999 and stop grampa entrati from commiting 2K computer virus

[@fabulousimcatbulous690]

BNP back then : time Travel is Narrating shit! DE : Lemme make a quest that teaching about time parado-

[@Retrogla]

Thank you for archiving your videos instead of just downright deleting them.

[@Maddie_The_Sergal]

This channel isn’t run by bnp he did actually delete his videos

[@Vulcan3027]

@@Maddie_The_Sergaldo we know why?

[@FunnyGreenCat]

@@Maddie_The_Sergal Who runs it? 🤔

[@Maddie_The_Sergal]

@@FunnyGreenCat i don’t know, the only reason I believe it to not be run by bnp is the Channel description, if you are bnp I apologize for my misunderstanding

[@FunnyGreenCat]

@@Maddie_The_Sergal Wrong answer, it is run by I, The Riddler, famous villain from the Avengers movies (I think).

[@Rhuanprof97]

"thats very quality" almost made me spit my drink

[@eyesneveropen-meow-5125]

they're doing time travel AGAIN well done DE

[@RainbowGod666]

Oh yeah a classic has returned

[@Egwuinogs]

Chat how did he send a grineer to someone,asking for a friend

[@MrpancakeKi11er]

love the video wish i could watch it in 1080p

[@FunnyGreenCat]

720p BEST RESOLUTION

[@metalslug3fan]

cant wait for the Sisters of Parvos vid

[@ALED-tk4gm]

11:27 I thought the whole point of the quest is that there is a power vacuum because frohd bek died

[@Caique_.-.]

Am I really strange for actually finding Nef Anyo stylish?

[@Alpha.Phenix]

Fair point. One question. If they Corpus have so many proxies, why do they keep *crew*men around?

[@metalslug3fan]

kinds of unrelated, but it gave me an idea: what if The Solaris were a union of the crewman instead of whatever they are. Would be a good way for The Corpus to be seen as somewhat neutral faction, exploring more closely what makes simple people to join the Corpus crew and their motivations. Hell, even their doubts (about Corpus) and problems, to humanize the ones that we kill without a second thought just because they're le bad.

[@ampheta_min]

0:21 bro had no patience after buying a nitain dose