BOLTR: Juicero, Cold Press Juicer for Rich Weirdos

Enjoy the cold pressed juice of alpha consumers! Behold the shameful fruit of wireless enabled douchebaggery; no muss no fuss!
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[@viktorlang7399]

is being early still rewarded?

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

YES! PM me and I'll send you these stickers. www.etsy.com/ca/listing/530489313/4-ave-stickers-for-6-greenbacks-2?ref=listings_manager_grid

[@robotslug]

Damn you! I thought 2 minutes was early enough. FFS. One of these days, eh.

[@LYHTSPD]

I like stickers. They taste like magic.

[@arduinoversusevil2025]

These ones are extra magic. You'll see. PM me.

[@CRSMITCHELL]

you should make those into magnets also.

[@michaeln4875]

might be the first person to own both the juicero and an axe

[@JoshuaJonah]

I know lots of guys who own both, you can catch them buying used shoes and trying painfully to grow a sparse beard.

[@MegaMetinMetin]

Joshua Jonah hipsterssss

[@michaeln4875]

Joshua Jonah oh yeah those weekend construction workers with nice boots

[@rihardsrozans6920]

And wearing flannel shirts.

[@zrobotics]

There's a name for those people: Lumbersexuals. What a world we live in.

[@MartiniPinball]

DRM locked capri sun, what a time to be alive.

[@brucepierson9941]

Hahaha omg 😂

[@AveragePTRD]

the juice packets look like combine rations from half life 2

[@wjanis1]

Sunni D

[@watsisbuttndo829]

This has got to be one of the biggest wins of the engineers versus marketing department ever.

[@JSrises]

And with this we learned that whoever wins, we lose.

[@foeke8740]

I'm not sure. An engineer wants to engineer. This thing is under engineered. Apparently this is like asking ave to build a bridge. Two rollerbaerings on one side of a sprocket? that's just wasteful.

[@qwertykeyboard5901]

@@foeke8740That was the point. Force the company to bleed money.

[@tristanrow4951]

So when I first watched this video, my first thought was to send it to my dad because he's an engineer, and we like doing projects together and making fun of things. It turns out, he was one of the main hosers to work on this thing, and it went pretty much exactly as you had imagined. A buncha rich crazy hipster marketers had the idea and started slinging around all sorta misconceptions and wacky features, and the guy they got to do the initial design was similarly barmy. Before dad and his crew came to work on, it had problems with the latch at full pressure that caused the entire door to go flying off like a medieval frisbee and punch clear through sheetrock walls. So when they brought the project to my dad, they gave him barely any constraints, so partially to teach em the meaning of hubris and partially just for fun, he and his pals took it for a joyride, hence all the ludicrously expensive parts. He appreciated your commentary!

[@fsphoton8261]

This comment is better than the video, thanks for the good laugh. ;)

[@tristanrow4951]

@@fsphoton8261 Idk about better than the video, but yeah all of Dad's stories are like this. The man's existence is insane.

[@swayback7375]

I'm just hoping its true! I'm going to choose the believe it because it's so good... a bit too good maybe but I'm smoking what yours rolling my friend! We just need to get this to top comment and hope our guy sees it

[@tristanrow4951]

@@swayback7375 Believe me, with the stories he's told me I don't even need to embellish anything.

[@swayback7375]

@@tristanrow4951 it would probably be hilarious to listen to then chat. I'm sure it would never happen, everyone wants anonymity, and rightfully so, but it would be a blast. It would be funnier if he got to rake some designer over the coals for all the trash they made, I mean funny as hell! He was in love with this thing tho, and that sounds like a great story. I'm sure we would all enjoy it, at least I found this comment

[@GELTONZ]

HOLY CRAP! All that work and engineering and machining just to add Always Online DRM to a pack of Capri Sun. This is insane.

[@eddiew2325]

Hey bell sprout it’s me I love you

[@maxx_2245]

welcome to rampant capitalism!

[@kewlhotrod]

@Wish Master lol

[@chaosryans]

@Wish Master the inventor is like 50

[@sundown798]

Fooling the Rich people they thought was easy.

[@centurion1945]

What I learned from this video: AvE does in fact have a torso and is not a set a floating disembodied hands despite all previous evidence.

[@bklynp718]

Yes, and now we are all rock hard

[@gnaeiuopl]

with those meat hooks of his, I just kinda assumed he was man-sized in the beer compartment.

[@sethfrancissimracing7558]

centurion1945 I thought he showed his torso in a past wifes sewing room video, I could be mistaken though.

[@durn863]

as well as the back of his head. But whos counting who

[@longdongsilvers7700]

I'm just waiting for the vijeo where we find out what gender it is

[@joebear1194]

Freight and passenger TRAINS have roller bearings. They hold upwards of 20000 tons. This juicer with roller bearings is astronomical

[@N4CR5]

You're right lol. The TRB is similar size to ones I've seen in Listeroid (cloned lister diesels) in India. We're talking 12hp/80ft/lbs 24/7 365 for 80,000 hours or more. And don't forget the shock load on that main bearing from a 5L diesel piston going off... the crank is 52mm diameter.

[@hellishcyberdemon7112]

Those roller bearings looks like the same kind of bearings on tank turrets.... why would you need that for a juicer??

[@thepope2412]

Hellish Cyberdemon for juicing the whole walnut

[@BigUriel]

This thing was designed by second year mech engineering students who had never designed anything before and just went with whatever sized gears/shafts came to mind, then just looked up a bearing that fits that size in some catalogue, and no one ever stopped them and pointed out those bearings were for vehicle axles and heavy industrial machinery.

[@thepope2412]

@@BigUriel I will choose to believe this as fact

[@rhiannemoll3386]

Who else regularly attends this funeral? This remains one of the most entertaining youtube videos ever.

[@Ibonic]

Hell yeah. I watch these teardowns all the time. Love learning about how everything works. Took apart my first electronic at 6, it was the microwave. There was a blown fuse and my uncle showed me how to fix it lol

[@ZeroScapes]

I watch this one about once a year

[@thesage1096]

@@Ibonic fookin hell, a microwave at 6 ? with that massive high voltage capacitor and all that ? my ass is 28 and i aint fucking around those,

[@ctdieselnut]

Same. His reaction to the gear reduction case when opening is funny to me.

[@ridespirals]

I'm not an engineer or knowledgeable about any of this stuff, but this was the first ave video I saw and I became a fan and watch this video a few times a year because it's so great

[@Sphere723]

I love how emotionally torn he is over such an amazingly well made piece of machinery that squeezes ... juice bags.

[@estebandufanzo5530]

I'm with him. Last year Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning did a show where they cooked an entire breakfast using nothing but things you find in the bathroom. They put an orange in-between a toilet lid and seat and got just as much juice as this thing put out

[@TTTtowelythetowelTTT]

in all seriousness, the gears are so fucking big and all in metal. If you glance at it quickly you may think that they are from a car gearbox or something

[@EarlFaulk]

Id hate for that glorified hunk of metal to be the only trace of humanity that an alien civilization finds after we successfully vaporize ourselves.

[@zeyode]

It doesn't JUST squeeze juice bags tho. It also scans them for DRM!

[@bunzeebear2973]

Remember, that is juice bags with JUICE IN THEM. Me, I would use scissors and cut the corner open and pour it out.

[@funkalicious2002]

Only AvE could get me to watch a 40 minute video about a juicer.

[@eseagente]

Tyfunk 02 I didnt know it was 40 minutes before reading your comment, just after finishing the vídeo.

[@ajsiemers]

I saw it was 40 minutes and know that usually I don't that long and it still felt like 5 minutes

[@caddyking6843]

Tyfunk 02 WTF has this world come to? I thought I was a Deutschbag for buying a Jack Lelang juicer. But this thing takes elitism to new levels of cluster flakery! AvE U R D man.

[@richykarts5835]

Didnt realize it was 40 minutes. Quality!

[@Dysphoricsmile]

Tyfunk 02 Is it just me, or is AvE basically the "How To Basic" of gadgety fuckery? I mean that in a good way, How To Basic manages to make a 10 minute video of what can only be described as "Food Fucking" - somehow funny and interesting to watch, in small doses at least. But AvE has more of a persona of course, with his strange and funny words. I still call those things what you make freedom fries with Bededas ;)

[@isaacroebuck9514]

This is the weirdest reason I've ever seen to give engineers the keys to the candy store.

[@maestro-zq8gu]

"Doesn't feel like that cheap plastic made from refurbished condoms." lmao

[@musledtyler]

When I first saw him trying to start the chainsaw I thought "so that's why this is a 40 minute video"

[@ska042]

This has got to be an elaborate joke. So they built this incredibly well made thing, with the best materials and made to look _beautiful_ even on the inside, I mean look at that machining, they went for the swanky matte black silkscreen and I bet all those components on there, motor, caps, everything is high quality. And all this thing can do is PRESS A FUCKING BAG OF ALREADY SHREDDED FRUITS? WHAT

[@RobTyrer]

The mind boggles for sure...

[@shaggnar2014]

I wish they would have made a blender or a mixer this well, but I guess it adds legitimacy it the price to a degree. But this could literally have been accomplished with cheap plastic gears for a fraction of the cost. They wouldn't have gotten nearly as much shit if this thing was $100, then it could have even been the next Keurig. But nope, can't make smart choices can we

[@Hypergen-]

And he literally showed you that you can press the juice out with your fucking hands, its so pointless its infuriating me.

[@wobblysauce]

+

[@neno_e2332]

I've never had a difference in cost for color of a PCB, they used a no clean flux which is a cheaper route but sometimes it's necessary, and like he pointed out no conformal coating on those tall caps. They cut a lot of corners for minimal savings IMO.

[@adamnash2009]

This is beyond insane. It's like the engineers set out to overbuild this as much as possible. Pockets on the press plate to lighten it? 5 stages of mechanical gear linkages instead of a simple hydraulic system? Mind blown.

[@anuradhapriyankara5226]

All I can say is the design team has done an amazing job. This thing has been designed like a spacecraft. I'm sure it'll last a lifetime if some weirdo thinks he wants to squeeze juice with this thing.

[@sheeplord4976]

Nope, it used poor designs for certain jobs such as the large square for squeezing. It is a very well designed in all of the ways that it didn't need to be.

[@bunzeebear2973]

He would be able the squeeze the juice out of a ROCK.

[@dantebg100]

This thing is well made but very poorly designed.

[@xChimkin]

i can squeeze a juice box with my hands, we could say my hands are amazingly designed too

[@pkunkbwok]

This makes me think of out-of-control military contracts.

[@manoman0]

It is a military grade juicer to intimidate chinese farmers in case of a befruited conflict.

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@@taunokekkonen5733 barely.

[@consumerbot7980]

AHH the pentagon wars

[@vampyr2936]

This thing shames the level of over-built-bullshit of even the German Army, it is so ridiculously extra it makes the P1000 Ratte mega-tank look reasonable

[@Laundry_Hamper]

Fucking hell. A bench vise with wifi.

[@williams6550]

Pretty soon we won't be allowed to do anything in the shop unless we get right with Uncle Sam and upload our credentials, as well as refrain from bad mouthing the .gov online.

[@KingHalbatorix]

WiFi pill bottles

[@poopingbuffalo2095]

TwentySixCookies A vice with wifi would more useful

[@DirceuCorsetti]

AvE should repurpose the juicer as a wifi enabled vise. A wifi enabled vise. Let that sink.

[@xcvsdxvsx]

OMG it is. Inbefore hammer and screw driver with wifi and bluetooth.

[@SteelyPhoenix21]

When the box says don’t open with a knife. AvE: ok then. Axe it is

[@mistakenotou7681]

He tried to use a chain saw first

[@scottbennett4946]

Well, they went out of business after a year after a newspaper article revealed you could just as effectively squeeze all the juice from the packets by hand. Lol. They were already struggling but that killed em

[@bigclivedotcom]

The machine may have bombed, but someone got an entire design apprenticeship during its development. It's like it's been made to medical equipment standards. That's a proverbial shit-ton of RF suppression on the input. Literally just everything thrown at it... twice. The toroidal cores are common mode suppressors that cancel out electrical noise that goes out the live and neutral simultaneously by creating counteracting magnetic fields. Then there's plenty of X2 caps across the mains and possibly even class Y from either led to ground. The 330V thing is common and allows common circuitry to be used for 120V and 230V supplies. With 230V supplies it's the peak full wave rectified supply and with 120 it's usually through a voltage doubler smoothed to peak voltage. It's like someone said "What a shit idea for a product. But let's do it really well anyway." I wonder what the packs will taste like in a few years time. Mold juice.

[@donzmilky5961]

Anas Malas that explains why it won't squeeze aves juice.

[@AMalas]

Donz Milky nope, thats Because its designed to only press when connected to wifi

[@cerealexperiments8865]

In a few years you can do another collab with Ashens. He can taste the output!

[@donzmilky5961]

Anas Malas huh, so if there's a thunderstorm I can't have my juice. piece of chit.

[@testchannelplsignore8509]

Yeah it's just ridiculous. This thing is going to be working way after they stop making the 'juice' packs.

[@justgonnastay]

I'm just picturing a Juicero rep watching this in horror.

[@gillenzfluff8380]

Chris Moore Is there such a person any more!

[@johnsmith0800]

"at least they were retarded enough to make it 100 times more expensive than it needed to be"

[@johnpekkala6941]

But still a waste using this kind of machinery pressing premade bags when it with some modification could have been turned into a more then capable machine for pressing real fruit although there are already lots of such good machines for a fraction of the price.

[@ihatenumberinemail]

John, if they did that they'd lose the subscription model. Not going to fly.

[@TheWinwin4all]

ThisIs MyName already copied and no subscription asking ))

[@jilo860]

this is literally a rube goldberg machine

[@GalokVonGreshnak]

$2,000 juicer a year by Goldberg sold to rubes? | | |> |3 |

[@randacnam7321]

@@GalokVonGreshnak Had to sit through a presentation by some VC twinks some years back for some nonsense EE degree requirement. Can confirm.

[@ObservingLibertarian]

"Disembodied hand of Vecna" - you seriously just whipped out a Dungeons and Dragons reference? So your "nerdgasm" videos weren't ironic, you're a legit old school nerd. Nice.

[@EvanWSH]

Watch all of his videos, there's easter eggs for so many things. Truly miraculous the amount of experiences one man can have and retain.

[@bobprivate8575]

As long as it doesn't also contain the Eye, he might be okay.

[@gonndalfderdrolfte1058]

the only nerd that got high and got pussy. This man is amazing.

[@rushthezeppelin]

@@EvanWSH It's mind blowing how much information is inside that brain of his, and on top of that, he still had processing power to spare to create his own damn language!!!

[@Sean-Ax]

@@rushthezeppelin He made his own language?? get Conlang Critic Jan Misali on this!

[@alexstroud3854]

I'd like to imagine the design/engineering team recognized the 'wankiness' of this whole project and particularly due to the nature of this particular client just decided to take em for a ride out of spite

[@mortalens]

Oh definitely man. This makes me so happy, I would do the exact same thing

[@barnmaddo]

Or... the client just got recommended the best design team they could find and asked for the highest quality product.

[@kransurfing]

@@barnmaddo exactly, you can bet your ass this bunch of pretentious doofs asked "we want the BEST juicer design on the market, we want something with quality BETTER THAN THE REST", and they got what they damn asked for 😂😂😂

[@richardmccann4815]

As Ave mentioned, this is the end of days! So it's not likely you will get retributted for walloping the company like they evidently did, unless this was just practicing for a black ops budget some where.

[@LazerLord10]

Just remember: "Internet of things" is just shorthald for the full phrase. Internet of things that *shouldn't be on the internet*.

[@poiuytrewq8ff]

move over mirai, juicero botnet coming through :-|

[@MaxMakerChannel]

LazerLord10 like scales, coffee machines, water bottles or potted plants.

[@PromptedHawk]

I dunno, Danny, with the way my Microwave's been looking at me, I'm not sure it's just the black hats anymore...

[@KS1776]

The "s" in IoT stands for security.

[@St_Rizla]

@@KS1776 Internet of Shite as one of my lecturers described it lol

[@hi-friaudioman]

Its amazing, they built a USB connector right on that wifi, logic board. I'd love to see someone hack this thing.

[@marcmarelli1]

"I've got the weefee disabled here, just incase she tries to comms with the mothership" 🤣

[@MNanme1z4xs]

The scammer scams hipster with over priced juice pack, the firm scammed the scammer with overpriced engineering. This is not predatory business, this is eco business.

[@andyrandy0815]

😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@DanteYewToob]

It's as if the design guys saw those Juicero idiots and thought... "This is it... These are the fabled suits of legend! The prophecy has come true! They know not of engineering. They care not of expense. They say yes to all, sign all checks, and don't ask further." That design company had to wash so many pairs of underwear, and buy so many new pants... custom pants. The kind of pants that fit around an erection that would give viagra an erection. The kind of erections that make you wonder if you should call a doctor. Just when those happy engineers and designers grew flaccid they would get an email... "Well... if you think we _need_ custom machined aluminum parts.... sure. Also, those one piece molds are approved and in production." BOING! Never has a company gone through so much tissue and laundry detergent. The Twinkies factory has never reached such levels of cream dispensed daily in a business. Those men had wet dreams about things like custom precision machined guide pins, double injected plastic and silicone parts with custom molds... oh yeah... expedited parts acquisition... They woke up at night in cold horny sweats... wives asking "Omg. Honey are you okay? You were moaning about silicone in your sleep..." They just looked over in a panic and shouted "BOOBIES! Big sexy... uh.. boobies.. fake sexy boobies.. uhm.. sorry. Go back to sleep." "Uh.. honey.. then why were you moaning about beautiful shafts last night? Long hard shafts that fit just right? Do we need to have a talk...? "Uh.. I'll get back to you on that...." Some say... those men all committed suicide after the project ended, knowing that no company would ever allow such freedom again. Once you've known paradise, true love, true freedom, true bliss and pleasure... life is never again the same. R.I.P. Horny Engineers. May you dream of long shafts that fit snug and tight, forever more.

[@michaelhill6321]

comment of the year.

[@ticklemesenpai447]

This is the single best comment I have ever read. I want to print this and put this on my desk.

[@anidin92]

Design company was the true winner seeing as juicero failed

[@sk198181]

Well that was a ride

[@raymondwong7895]

LOL

[@anthonydagosto7672]

"I was born at a very early age " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewplayer8337]

Feels the Constitution of the cord and immediately knew it was crap.. That's a master in action

[@zenzen9131]

After the impending zombie apocalypse, some archaeologist 10,000 years in future is going to find one of these buried under the rubble of our civilisation. He's gonna think holy feck man to come up with something like this for making juice, they must have been so advanced that poverty, disease, famine, were all eradicated at one point by these clever humans. Little will they know . . . . :)

[@HawooAwoo]

Or they'll label it as a "ceremonial object" because they couldn't comprehend for what other reason it would exist

[@f.herumusu8341]

I think this already happened: Here's the ancient greek juice press: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIu7m4ingbKarq8

[@AuricomSystems]

Are our space vessels this thoroughly engineered? This is incredible. Imagine putting this much craft and work into something this unbelievably useless.

[@Mr_Spock512]

Well, I guess it's useful to brain dead hipsters who are too lazy to chew their own food ... you know, the kind of morons who stand in line to get a new iPhone.

[@TheAnantaSesa]

But the new iPhone will save them so much time it's worth it to waste time standing in line.

[@nicholashaefeli8154]

Like a BMW or Ferrari?

[@offbeat4772]

AnantaSesaDas how will the new iPhone save any time?

[@vacomments]

AuricomSystems I don’t consider this good engineering. This was an OCD exercise! There is enough metal there to build 5 other products which would look just as good and last just as long. Maybe it was designed during the cold war.

[@SubtlyAggressive]

2:27 "Ran 10K, 2 inches at a time" LMFAO

[@pwharman]

"I don't know anything"...proceeds to explain everything.

[@NazgulGnome]

Watching this over a year later, if I ever find one of these in a thrift store, I'm going to buy it just for the parts.

[@loafywolfy]

id hang that beautiful block with the wheels on my wall

[@whatelseison8970]

You're more likely to find em on the curb.

[@cursedcliff7562]

@@whatelseison8970 Savage

[@MostlyPennyCat]

Good luck, they're all long gone, they go for a 1000 on eBay now due to videos like this! 🤣😩😭

[@d0qtrx]

I don't get it. All this engineering to squeeze juice out of a fucking bag?

[@tywillis2395]

d0qtrx *fucking proprietary bags

[@philpinto]

d0qtrx it's beyond belief

[@VenturiLife]

It's beautiful...

[@MechanicalMooCow]

d0qtrx how else do you expect the environment loving, health aware hippy tree huggers to get their over priced juice if they don't have all that technodiddly special super recyclable high tech environmentally friendly juicer?

[@Texaca]

Tree huggers? on which planet or dimension can tree huggers afford this over engineered "Westinghouse" contraption. That term is overused and no longer applies, because most environmentally conscience people I know, are too damn poor to own such a contraption. if it ain't sold at Wal-Mart, the average Joe, Jesus, Or Juanita can afford this shyt! unless they find it at a garage sale, or thrift store, or Goodwill, or Craigslist, or on the side of the road abandoned on a curb. your comment is nonsense, and there are No Hippies anymore, that was the Sixties. That generation sold out, or died, or got killed in war, was defeated by the Corporate elitists. Many got delusional and became Kristian Konservative Knucklehead Republicans. lol

[@Garock2]

14:26 "If you're gonna fail, fail hard and with style"

[@stratoblaster92]

The creator of this thing mentioned in an interview that it "generates sufficient force to hoist a pair of Teslas.." As if it didn't appear over built to begin with....

[@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge]

I love how instead of building overly complex tools or machinery, these days the only fucking well made thing is an overpriced juice squeezer... I wonder how much these go for these days, wonder if these ridiculously overbuild parts can be salvaged for something else...

[@sithticklefingers7255]

Hoist a pair of Tesla’s? So can my Gal’s bra;)

[@Its_mr_kai]

When money is no object, make an object with no value.

[@MrPedala94]

41 minutes about some bullshit juicer...not one second wasted

[@faroth05]

Wait, this video was 41 minutes long ? Oh..

[@Jakefrc]

I’m an Aussie and I didn’t realise the term “having a root” was our slang. I thought it was pretty global. Obviously not 😂

[@youytubey]

Same haha

[@orang1117]

This over engineered machine is so amazing. It's like looking at a sophisticated high-end war machine made by Lockheed Martin, but it's even more amazing that it's just for the most useless purpose.

[@antoniovinzani925]

I think this voids the warranty

[@linagee]

I doubt it. They likely have a warehouse full of these things gathering dust somewhere and they'd send you one in a second if they knew it would keep you on their subscription plan.

[@Jack-yz5ws]

Companies shutting down, I guess AvE didn't keep that subscription plan.

[@GurisaYudistira]

Naaah...

[@birdy_coolbeans]

gotta get that chainsaw hooked up to the wifi, that'll get her going in no time

[@theevilmeister]

Jaquerel that'll get her choochin

[@deadpersimmon]

This is the Citizen Kane of unboxing videos.

[@NekomimiNinja]

Coming back to this one after a couple of years and I'm still blindsided by the engineering porn despite having seen it all before. The especial-est of treats.

[@Wirenfeldt1990]

I’m right there with you.. Still might be the greatest vid Uncle Bumblefuck ever did release..

[@Patrick-857]

Same. I watched this when it came out, then showed it again a day later to my mechanical engineer girlfriend who was suitably flabbergasted, and I have watched it again several times over the years. It never gets old.

[@w0mblemania]

Imagine what these engineers could do if they used their powers for good?

[@Trident_Euclid]

w0mbles Like designing a better low cost wheel chair.

[@lordchickenhawk]

More likely to design a bomb proof wheel chair...

[@FoxWolfWorld]

@@lordchickenhawkso Gus Fring would’ve lived?

[@ChemEDan]

@@lordchickenhawk Because a wheelchair that isn't bomb-proof is double jeopardy.

[@Big_Blue_Eyeland]

I'd love to see the juice pack opened before squeezing. Measure the juice content prior to and after squeezing. I have a feeling they throw some chopped up bits in there and inject some juice. This thing doesn't cold press anything except your wallet.

[@ts4gv]

this is one of the best videos on youtube due to the quips, the informativeness, and the overall dynamic between praising this item & ripping on its masters for creating something so unnecessarily beautiful. great stuff. also did i mention the quips. you're funny as hell. great stuff.

[@jbrady1725]

Around 14:35 ...lmao Your absolute joy in how over-engineered this thing is was hilarious.

[@rushthezeppelin]

He was in fabricobling heaven for most of this thing lol.

[@LAG09]

The longer I watch this video the more I get the feeling the company who designed it tried to over-engineer it has hard as possible so that they could bill Juicero as much as possible. I'd even go as far as to say that the design company took Juicero for a bigger ride than Juicero took any sucker they convinced to buy one of these.

[@overkillsnake]

Keep your fruits in a vice.

[@bighamfry5009]

“For rich weirdos” *proceeds to use chainsaw and axe to open cardboard box Me: sounds about right

[@Subxenox15]

Funniest part is if you just cut open the bag and eat the juicy pulp you'd get twice as many vitamins and minerals.

[@Abom79]

Wtf is this machine for? You buy juice in a bag and it squeezes it out for you? 😕

[@JustinKoenigSilica]

Abom79 you buy fruit/vegetable pulp in a bag. it's not just juice, then it couldn't be legally labeled a juicer

[@norgepalm7315]

Justin Koenig It absolutely could. also, hi abom

[@madtonesbr]

Yes. Businss Insider took a bag and squeezed it by hand and got a full cup of the exact same juice.

[@1djbecker]

The original concept was reportedly a real juicer. However the machine they made couldn't reliably press juice. So they have to pre-pulp the fruit. Which pretty much negates the claimed benefits of just-squeezed juice.

[@photojones1]

Buy an Acme juicer it will last you lifetime.

[@R1pperB]

That's what happens when they let you design a machine with no cost boundary right after graduation..

[@otm646]

R1pperB seriously, why the lightening pockets in the back of the platen? The whole machine doesn't make sense.

[@R1pperB]

ikr!

[@bukinnear]

Did you just reply to yourself?

[@R1pperB]

no the previous comment was deleted -.-

[@Ottmar555]

The worst thing is the designer is 50 years old.

[@Echo024]

When I first heard of these things I figured they’d roll the juice out as he mentioned. I’m stunned that they actually designed a system to apply even pressure across the entire juice bag. What insane overkill, although the tear down sure made for a fun video.

[@cianmac3934]

With those parts they could have made such a good juicer :'(

[@pratherat]

If it wasn't wifi/bluetooth enabled, you'd have to *manually* brag about it on social media.

[@Mishn0]

It appears it won't work without the scanner. It's to make sure you're using only approved official Juicero© compost packs.

[@dascorncakes1151]

Compost packs lmao i'm *Ded*

[@disintegratesintobinary655]

pratherat "-GASPS-" NO WAY

[@derekholdt747]

Juicero. The answer to a question nobody was asking.

[@tammid8423]

And it doesn't even do its job right, even with the bullshit you gotta pull of to fucking SQUEEZE A PACKAGE. IT TAKES LESS TIME SQUEEZING WITH YOUR HANDS. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.

[@aero184]

Juicero is the gift that keeps on giving, every time I think I've laughed at the last of their crazy stupidity then I see something like this.

[@aaronbryant1008]

Is this as close to the "Fruit Fucker 9000" as we have ever gotten?

[@hxhuang9306]

This is probably the most first-world thing I've ever seen.

[@micah7492]

"This thing is an onion. Layer after stinky layer, until there's nothing left but tears." Possibly the best quote by AvE

[@TheDantheman12121]

Juicero is such a miracle. How a machine for the home turns plastic bags into juice is just amazing

[@jamesm3471]

It’s been 6 years and there are still parts of this that make me laugh until I have tears in my eyes. The Fitbit marathon, the shop cup, the bears eating diapers. It’s a work of comedic genius.

[@427Arbok]

Welp, I reckon we finally managed to out-over-engineer the Germans. In a fuckin' juicer. I have no words for this.

[@Achmedsander]

so, it's a piece of crap, but a well built piece of crap.

[@joshgunn4865]

Achmedsander it is a polished turd

[@mwbgaming28]

If EA made home appliances

[@xxportalxx.]

The incredible engineering you find in the least expected places, you'd almost think manufacturers didn't know how to balance their budget hehe...

[@McHeisenburger]

"Do not use knife on packaging" **Pulls out chainsaw.**

[@793lavalightening]

And then proceeds to use an axe

[@craigcode7103]

He was just following instructions...

[@erichaddad8503]

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

[@shzwon123]

Which is why you don't reinvent the wheel 🎡

[@apleknight411]

@@shzwon123 bruh omg i never realised how perfect the ural factory t-34s were the whole time, they were perfect especially after they took everything out that wasnt 100% necessary

[@leogama3422]

In this case, you can take away the whole machine and keep the juice bags

[@NealChauhan]

I love coming back to this video. Such an amazing watch every time

[@HouseMusicLover001]

I want to see AvE disassembling a jet engine

[@Smidge204]

The 'S' in 'IoT' stands for 'Security!'

[@jotapi4010]

You made my day!!!

[@The.Boo.]

Smidge204 but there is no 'S' in ..... Oh... Wait..... I get jokes

[@Matthewzilla]

Best comment evar

[@johnstempinski]

Someone spends too much time listening to Leo Laporte.

[@Padysz]

So that's how customs opens packages..

[@aserta]

Nah, that's TSA, customs just open your package, empty it out in their pockets and then tape it back up and send it on their merry way.

[@ambiva]

As a product/industrial design and knowing the cost of those CNC'ed block in China, just one CNC'ed aluminium block in low volume could cost 1000$. No sane company will use CNC as a mass production method for a product sold for a few hundred bucks, high pressure die casting is the way to go (which make those block 10$ each)

[@coolbugfacts1234]

These machines are probably worth much more as collectors' pieces now than they were then!

[@TomChame]

Wow! A recycler for colostomy bags! Watch your mail aVe .

[@bubakawara]

When the box says "Do not open with a knife."

[@muhfir12]

Rhitu open it with axes then

[@52Ford]

I got yelled at for opening boxes of siding with a circular saw at work.

[@agwhitaker]

Watch other vids. Ave has numerous and novel alternate de-packaging modes.

[@marshmallowbudgie]

*Dalek voice* "I saw--BEAUTY"

[@abbersj2935]

Great video. As a Design Engineer myself, it was great to have a laugh at others! Repurpose it for pressing dried flowers.

[@DG3_DAVE]

I just watched a 40 minute video of a guy taking apart a juicer. I'll be honest when I say I was indeed entertained.

[@TheRacerRich]

Wait...it doesn't juice fresh food? What in the world is the point of this? Capri Sun dispenser?

[@danbrit9848]

its amazing how a useless product has better engineering then anything we come across in stores

[@Goto10Gaming]

“That’s disgusting” That coffee cup? No, the beet juice. 😂😂

[@JB-yb4wn]

And he was right, they went bankrupt September 1, 2017 in business only 16 months.

[@cody2967]

I've never seen such an incredibly well-built machine serve such a useless purpose.

[@rickfeith6372]

Oops.

[@craigcode7103]

You haven't met me!

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Allow me to introduce our local school board.

[@lmao1660]

Allow me to introduce myself

[@elizabetharmitage2748]

"An enigma wrapped in a mystery. Son of a diddly."

[@ddewaard3265]

I can imagine one of these juicero's being transported across the mediterranean by ship. The ship sinks and 2000 years later, it is dug up from the bottom of the sea to be researched by scientists and a guy called Chris who makes video's of making clocks in his home shop.

[@Henchman_Holding_Wrench]

Did you take the gearbox out of your car? No, that's my juicer.

[@cam-yo9tu]

When I was a wee young hippie I was called upon to repair a Berkeley restaurant juicer called a Norwalk Food Factory. The cylindrical grinder on the front could grind literally anything to powder including durum wheat. Made great almond butter, if you didn't mind the 2 hour cleanup chore. Naturally, it turned fruit and vegetables into colored mud. To get juice you would take this macerated mess and fold it inside a heavy nylon sock. (And I mean heavy, like spitfire storm jib sailcloth you couldn't put a nail through.) Said veggie troll pillow was laid on the platen of a heavy-duty hydraulic press. Talk about overkill- ground carrot mush would come out as a warm, dry, slightly yellow brick. I don't remember the power of the press- it was rated in something unfamiliar like dynes per square centimeter (This was back in the days when a portable calculator was one with a long cord.) I do recall that it would reduce a piece of pine 2x2 to the thickness of a piece of cardboard. It cost over $400, which is probably about three grand in contempo-dollars. I would bet anything it still works as it was overbuilt to the n-th degree. You could probably use it to dispose of bodies or recycle small cars.

[@jayc2469]

Interesting, from 2 years ago in the UK Guardian Sept 1st 2017 "The company, that made the widely mocked startup Juicero and offered pre-sold packets of diced fruits and vegetables that users plugged into its $400 machines, launched only 16 months ago is shutting down". This bit that followed summarised it really well too : "Juicero has since become something of a symbol of the absurd Silicon Valley startup industry that raises huge sums of money for solutions to non-problems. Some also criticized Juicero and other food tech firms as male entrepreneurs in effect rebranding what women have done for decades." Hilarious!

[@dusk6460]

OMG! Anyone arriving half way through would wonder why you are working on a brand new vault door. I'm with you, I'll juice my bags with the hand crank towel dryer at the coin op car wash and build something awesome with these cool parts.

[@Red1676]

"What's my purpose" "You pass butter."

[@robertmartin513]

"Oh God."

[@sayamqazi]

I know this is a Rick and Morty reference.

[@fortunecookie1281]

I'm the real rick

[@melvinjansen2338]

You juice ready made juice

[@esotericsean]

Holy moley. This is the final chapter of the story of Juicero. This video is going places. I... actually kinda want one of these machines now. D:

[@TheWinwin4all]

esotericsean you can buy it on indiegogo for $500 now. no need for subscription, comes with empty bags

[@alexsorin9346]

In a year or so you can pick one up for cheap on ebay.

[@TheWinwin4all]

Alex Sorin most likely. especially after people will realise,that it is not as efficient as it was represented.

[@murphy13295]

This was my introduction to AvE . Having worked in manufacturing 45+years ( tool % die ) ,I really appreciated the review . Yeah , had me subscribe immediately .