I laughed so hard at this before. Now it just makes me sad.
@samuellawrence43344 жыл бұрын
Nah this aged more like a fine milk. It’s so old it just makes me wanna throw up.
@Wish-es4 жыл бұрын
Weird Abby I watched this before and after 2020... and I cannot understand how nothing can change the cops. They are so deadly they will do anything to hurt someone... someone of color...
@Tony-qt4zv4 жыл бұрын
@@Wish-es wow... ignorance is bliss
@fuhckmeh47484 жыл бұрын
jj New york da fucck yeah! Cops go out there and shoot anyone of color! That’s why the statistics show it.... right??
@achillo93514 жыл бұрын
These two guys need a movie together, honestly.
@hellomynameis79944 жыл бұрын
they need to stop being racist
@Incogonfx4 жыл бұрын
none of your fucking business bruhhhh
@awaiz8074 жыл бұрын
@susan ivy h
@lagaulerefractaire7434 жыл бұрын
after trump wins again, now it's to hot.
@ethancollinsworth39274 жыл бұрын
this video is hilarious though
@karenkristie4 жыл бұрын
Coming back here after almost 5 years, and realizing that history is just repeating itself.
@noneofyourbusiness63094 жыл бұрын
Was going to type the same..
@firepitch51134 жыл бұрын
@@itsmehope there will always be rascists like there will always be murderers and rapists. Will always exsist
@thatguydy50894 жыл бұрын
karenkristie and it will always repeat, sad but true.
@ilovediesel67754 жыл бұрын
In 2019 10 unarmed black people where shot 5 of them had attacked a cop moments before they where killed out of the 5 left, one was an accident. This leaves 4 people left, 2 of the 4 had claimed they had a gun or that they were going to shoot the cops. This means that 2 non violent unarmed black people were shot in 2019. 2 out of 41.4 million black people were shot for no reason. So do you still think all cops are racist?
@leihana9974 жыл бұрын
fr
@solus59363 жыл бұрын
When you realize that this was five years ago and nothing fucking changed
@kyle_mk173 жыл бұрын
yup
@laurenz45283 жыл бұрын
Nothing changed the last 6o years lol and it won’t probably the next 60 years
@elenakalergi35103 жыл бұрын
I only understood that when I heard that the incident was 6 months before. I literally thought it was a 2020 video 😞😬🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳
@magicalshop12033 жыл бұрын
🗿
@rolinmaiz16943 жыл бұрын
Yep
@TT-dv9er5 жыл бұрын
Seriously these two guys need their own show. Every Wednesday night.
@kevinclass20104 жыл бұрын
The old Colbert-Stewart dynamic
@DanHovarter4 жыл бұрын
Tori Temple I need the drugs you have. This is not comedy
@miloblackmetalhate4 жыл бұрын
@@DanHovarter Oh okay Loki reborn as Carlin's grandson. Gimme a joke then.
@beansntoastyt26164 жыл бұрын
D Hova yeah, Fox News is
@browniepixxie1929334 жыл бұрын
Yessssssssssss agreed
@cammyh7847 жыл бұрын
"stop crying" now that is proper handling of a bad situation
@TheManinBlack90546 жыл бұрын
Cammy H, it's definitely gonna work 100% /s
@nickt58995 жыл бұрын
1312
@qbrady3965 жыл бұрын
3000
@nickt58995 жыл бұрын
@@qbrady396 what the hell are u doing?
@qbrady3965 жыл бұрын
@anonymous1312 could you be a bit more specific, like, what am I doing in general, what am I doing to promote world peace, what am I doing tonight, or what's up? Thank you VERY much;)
@kadeembest1645 жыл бұрын
Im thinking "why is Roy in the back?" Literally the next thing out of his mouth is "why the hell am I in the backseat?" 😂😂😂
@superduperjoi68004 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@dollarstorebarrontrump11414 жыл бұрын
You know there’s an issue when our political news is on Comedy Central.
@matthewramirez32324 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Shug Knight still cracks me up even in this heartbreaking time.
@4rsen4544 жыл бұрын
it’s funny though
@lichmaster24 жыл бұрын
How long took it for u to realize that while trump is president?
@studenheim83883 жыл бұрын
@@lichmaster2 How long took it for you to pass an English test?
@You-xi6fu3 жыл бұрын
Never seen the daily show huh?
@enterrapture13659 жыл бұрын
Why do I keep making the mistake of looking at youtube comments...
@exxzackly9 жыл бұрын
They just get progressively worse as you go down.
@Become-Eggplant8 жыл бұрын
Cause 40% of the time its filled with shits and giggles? Ok make that 20%.
@kmienfoli8 жыл бұрын
+EnterRapture I still wonder the same...
@nightcat5698 жыл бұрын
me too i would be fine then i read the comments ...i should be the only one giving my opinion
@Anankin128 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@alain8hunter2865 жыл бұрын
Those reporters can be in a movie together.
@lionman33784 жыл бұрын
It'll be too corny and not funny.
@jankavrbova41774 жыл бұрын
Swimislife620 awww you offended?
@jankavrbova41774 жыл бұрын
Swimislife620 lmao ok boomer
@elhopper37354 жыл бұрын
How interesting that KZbin recommended this to me just now
@invaliduserid58074 жыл бұрын
Election year again!!
@lc4life3694 жыл бұрын
Same
@anoldflame55954 жыл бұрын
Shut up Eleven.
@ThomasPanto4 жыл бұрын
DEFENSELESS CHILDREN born behind every invisible border on earth will use whatever alphabet, speak whatever language, salute whatever flag and worship whatever stone god they are told to. Bu after 3.8 BILLION YEARS o sharing our accumulating WISDOM acros all our countless generations. today, there is so much WISDOM in the world that itr takes 7 BILLION of us to carry it all. Unortunatedly our mediEVIL military dicatorships are made of words that are LIES and must curse, condemn invade and murder creation to defend their LIES from the TRUTH carried by Living Things.TRUTH must be stoned to death, burned at the stake, nailed to a cross and invaded by armies saluting and worshiping lies, to enable medEVIL dictatorships to remain in power over the children they've TRAINED to be retarded soldiers, slaves and cannon fodder, invading and murdering Creation to enforce the Dictator's LIES, made of mere words ,on the defenders of LIFE and TRUTH
@ThomasPanto4 жыл бұрын
@D W , I don't saluter flags, worship religions or believe faerie tales made of mere words. TRUST only your EYE to correct the national and religious lies made of mere words.Behind these invisible borders, the Babies were NOT BORN STUPID. Making the babies STUPID takes many years of "Education" using WORDS that are LIES. www.themiracleoflife.org/perfection/
@hwa8berry4 жыл бұрын
“Black Twitter?” “You don’t know Black Twitter?” “No.” PLSKAJSJX
@xxmichiirik3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE
@BoloMIESTER3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is PLSKAJSX
@michaeltoefrmOblock3 жыл бұрын
@Sophia Degand Smashing your keyboard translates to laughing?
@tonyas71693 жыл бұрын
Is there a black Twitter 😏
@jenniferpetersen70874 жыл бұрын
"who are you calling?" "... black people."
@lucia49163 жыл бұрын
I DIED
@AK-nc4ul3 жыл бұрын
@@lucia4916 dude same. That shit had me weak.
@guyfuntyme60502 жыл бұрын
Couldn't wait for the meeting
@ashleymaluu36744 жыл бұрын
Every person has a subconscious bias and they don't even realize this. Introducing basic anthropology and sociology classes in basic curriculum would benefit the country greatly
@nicolaforrest63844 жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@MissMeggieMM4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Needs to be part of middle and high school curriculum. Social education is equally important to other subjects.
@JaIch99994 жыл бұрын
The government has no interest in educating citizens. It's more difficult to manipulate citizens capable of critical thinking . Furthermore, anthology and sociology contradicts the bible.
@michelewalburn43764 жыл бұрын
It would also help if white churches would stop teaching that the color black=evil. That is not what the Bible says. It says that red is the color associated with evil. That is all insanity too, but teaching the black is makes people more afraid of black people.
@peypey12094 жыл бұрын
I agree!!
@paullus26179 жыл бұрын
"STOP CRYING" HAHAHAHA lost it! That Dave Chappelle's tone
@TheDavincciful9 жыл бұрын
+Lus Paul i notice that too
@germanguy30329 жыл бұрын
+Lus Paul Haha, yeah. Shoulda been like "Stop cryin', bitch". Chappelle's still the best, I regularly watch his old stand ups.
@BustinTheRecords9 жыл бұрын
+Lus Paul We're gonna need a white female officer to get down here immediately.
@CARLOS314499 жыл бұрын
Spaceship Roderick
@mycollegeshirt9 жыл бұрын
+Drunken Rooster I've never saw someone try so hard to upset people and fail so miserably at it
@aceofspades584 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how he called the guy "nerdy Suge Knight"
@Asacks7463 жыл бұрын
🤫
@sfr21073 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@carrotcake65723 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke
@RosaHernandez-ot7vt3 жыл бұрын
Searched the comments specifically for this comment.🤣
@yaotmacfrancis3 жыл бұрын
a few member of the audience got that joke lol
@rheumatoidarthritis72134 жыл бұрын
for a sec i was like “why isn’t anyone wearing masks?” and then i realized this was 4 years ago 🤧 edit: this got a lot more likes than i thought it would so thank you for that but also it’s kinda scary seeing how many people still refuse to wear masks...
@yousefkhalifa48694 жыл бұрын
😂
@kimberlykimberlyhopevera51964 жыл бұрын
You know it’s 2020 when you see the masks
@TheBlueB0mber4 жыл бұрын
Yeah unfortunately the only ones willing to openly discuss this issue up to now has been comedians. It’s about time the rest of the world caught up.
@user-ky8cx2tj7q4 жыл бұрын
But no one's wearing masks anymore where I am >:(
@jeanmartin53834 жыл бұрын
J L, keep wearing a mask yourself then. Keep hand sanitizer with you. Stay alive.
@jamesrobison29254 жыл бұрын
"Either they're racist... or they're not." Only a Sith rules in absolute...
@Rootword74 жыл бұрын
It’s scripted programming... What do you think they were setting up?
@Dexteritas554 жыл бұрын
wow. beautiful
@randomthings18094 жыл бұрын
Impossible, Perhaps the archives are incomplete
@ThomasPanto4 жыл бұрын
"HUMAN" is the accumulating WISDOM of the world shared across time. We are all DIFFERENT all the way down to our DNA so that when it is "Speed" that is required then the one with the fastest "feet" can save his brother. Only our COLD, DEAD, LYING MILITARY DICTATORSHIPS need to train babies to murder themselves for coins, flags, religions, invisible borders, race, politics and other LIES made of MERE WORDS. Only the TRUTH has been exactly the SAME for EVERY living thing that has ever existed on this planet. Humans became divided ONLY by their LIES.
@ThomasPanto4 жыл бұрын
Babies are not BORN STUPID, making babies STUPID takes many years of "education"
@andreas_kuenster4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is: in Germany we call that specific cookie an American. Now it all makes sense to me. 😂
@mariemonique23534 жыл бұрын
Fuhck Meh Haha in Germany we call America an third World Country, too. xD
@niklas85234 жыл бұрын
Mary Jane lmao can confirm America is a dumpster
@aminarouine56644 жыл бұрын
😂
@QuranwithRain4 жыл бұрын
Fuhck Meh At the end of the day, America might be a terrible country, but it’s still my country. So it’s better to stay and fight for our rights and make it better, because not everyone who hates it can afford to leave.
@wildfire92804 жыл бұрын
@@fuhckmeh4748 hell yeah! authoritarianism 2020
@benstoen80204 жыл бұрын
to everyone who says ‘all lives matter’... if ‘all lives matter’, why aren’t you mad too?
@jamesallmon77564 жыл бұрын
Cuz I’m not racist.
@benstoen80204 жыл бұрын
@@jamesallmon7756 let me get this straight: you’re racist if you support minority lives?
@philliesarchive84704 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 If a show you a picture of a 6 foot tall woman and a 5 foot tall man, does that disprove the fact that men are more likely to be taller than women? Of course not. In the same vein, you linking a video of one incident does nothing to disprove the claim that police are more likely to target minorities. That's just how statistics work.
@philliesarchive84704 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Both terrible, terrible examples of police brutality. The police desperately need to be reformed from the ground up! What was your point again?
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
@@philliesarchive8470 my point was it's unfair that people say police only target black people when in fact they kill innocent white people all the time. and when I prove myself right they call me racist.
@afro_princess16714 жыл бұрын
Roy : r all police biased Cop : yes the police have biases Roy : got him Jordan : got him? Who r u calling? Roy : black people, yes white dude, he said it, biased all of them, call black twitter
@MeTaLISaWeSoMe954 жыл бұрын
@John Smith good job, you learned nothing.
@kadokrawa994 жыл бұрын
@John Smith thank you for learning nothing sir
@7ate54 жыл бұрын
@John Smith lmao the point of this was to show that there is not one definitive answer to "are cops racist". You missed the point. It's not so black and white.
@afro_princess16714 жыл бұрын
@John Smith lol u funny...
@7ate54 жыл бұрын
@@didithdidith8303 no, not all cops are racist. You're still missing the point that, whether you like it or not, everyone has bias. Including police.
@shepdog12745 жыл бұрын
Pleasantly surprised by how both entertaining and educational this was
@ramonpeters96084 жыл бұрын
The thing that annoys me is that most of cops defend other cops even when they do something clearly wrong or racist.
@AntWrocksNY4 жыл бұрын
Ramon Peters brain washed and hand picked to be brainwashed
@ramonpeters96084 жыл бұрын
@Santiago Colla Every time I hear a story of a cop doing something wrong, police chiefs or other cops defend hum/her regardless.
@CalebTheFew064 жыл бұрын
It’s called brotherhood for them.
@CalebTheFew064 жыл бұрын
Santiago Colla I know, just another way of saying, they stick up for each other like brotherhood.
@mayainverse94294 жыл бұрын
if a cop wanted dead black bodies they would simply stop being police as the extreme level of black on black crime if left unchecked would sky rocket past the extreme levels it is even at now. its cruel to tell someone hey we are going to daily put you in life and death situations where you have 1 second to make a snap decision if your going to see your kids tomorrow or not with low pay and by the way. do this for the next 40 years and if you ever make a wrong choice in that 40 years of service you are now a bigoted racist with no concern for their situation. the term "racism not only implies prejudices based on race but that it is also false information" however if you were to go to a place like new york 68% of all the people arrested for shootings were black but only 2.2% white. there are somewhat similar ratios when comparing other violent crimes as well. when you are a cop and the vast majority of for real violent offenders not innocents are black not white when you encounter something like that daily. there is a prominent black activist who said something interesting. “There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps... then turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved.” ― Jesse Jackson im sorry but when a black man fears black men more than white men. it is not simply a matter of race.
@lingtheking4 жыл бұрын
This KZbin algorithm got a strange sense of humor
@safecampdee4 жыл бұрын
Ijs. I looked at it like... so y’all just gonna recommend this like... right now, right now? Y’all ain’t gone wait another year or.
@Thenoobestgirl4 жыл бұрын
orrrrr because people are suddenly searching for it again because of current events and it's gaining traction then it goes "hmm, people seems to be interesting in this topic more now for some reason 🤔 maybe we should push it into recommendations so that more people will watch it and we'll get more money from advertizers!" But yeah, no, the algorithm's sense of humor is totally what made this pop up in your feed right now...
@DaMarakuHD8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing!!! I can't believe the cops agreed to this
@laialfred10918 жыл бұрын
ikr
@zcrib38 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't they? Obviously makes fun but proves the point. Besides every american wants to be on tv.
@keyonakeeks56008 жыл бұрын
right!
@ranelgallardo53437 жыл бұрын
They have PR cops that thought this would be a good idea. Plus I know cops that love TDS.
@lawchickme19766 жыл бұрын
DaMarakuHD If i were a cop I'd probably agree to this bullshit video, it's about as pathetic as the narrative behind the motivation.
@Kozette0074 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Shug Knight still cracks me up even in this heartbreaking time.
@thebigpat7994 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@TopFox-yl9mp4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😆
@dandilorenzo58954 жыл бұрын
IKR!? 🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😆
@bryandehart6704 жыл бұрын
Same...great line.
@mauigirlmh8084 жыл бұрын
Lol I was about to post the same thing and wondered Who else thought the same thing
@aidans25853 жыл бұрын
“racism against the cops” bro you can’t be racist against a JOB
@jclbuxfan3 жыл бұрын
Why can’t you ? Racism has a new meaning today . There are people who think black people cannot physically be racist .
@dogsdreamtoo84273 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyfletcher4253 stupid biases
@crragg10223 жыл бұрын
Yea, just like you cant be racist against a religion like islam
@genieglasslamp50283 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyfletcher4253 I wonder why people of color dont trust the police. I could have something to do with the long and blood filled history of the police not only participating in the murder, harrassment and brutalization of those communities. But that's just my two cents.
@josephgillilan35483 жыл бұрын
@@genieglasslamp5028 some could say that about minorities. Cause how media portrays them. And politicians who dont try to fix the problem just put more cops in poor neighborhoods instead of education. programs to get people too learn a trade.
@aidanmco7 жыл бұрын
"I'm calling black people." "Lemme get that number" 😂
@christellel82246 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@njosborne61526 жыл бұрын
Hello. Black People 😎😳 Damn thing cut out again.
@adamgroves11884 жыл бұрын
It's sad that this bit is 4 years old
@leeroberts48504 жыл бұрын
Adam Groves OMG I didn't even realize that
@pennylane97734 жыл бұрын
Well guess what? racism and police brutality is older than 4 years..
@adamgroves11884 жыл бұрын
@@pennylane9773 no way
@adamgroves11884 жыл бұрын
@@pennylane9773 also I am white and have had my ass kicked by the cops too. Given I was guilty of a crime they didnt care for my statements so yeah they beat the shit out of me.
@leonacoburn58524 жыл бұрын
@@adamgroves1188 right it's wrong no matter the race. They aren't judge and jury
@SR71_Blackbird9 жыл бұрын
I wonder how awkward that must have been for the role players.
@jumbowana9 жыл бұрын
+Blackbird I bet they were just trying not to laugh.
@BhudhaLovesBudlight9 жыл бұрын
+jumbowana or if they were even informed this was a comedy skit and not an actual serious news report lol
@JoelYancey9 жыл бұрын
+Blackbird FYI we call them 'correspondents'
@andrew_puente2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Roy yelling “STOP CRYING” at the woman was a pretty spot on impression of how cops handle situations like that lol
@alexs.58712 жыл бұрын
unless the crying person is black, then they will probably somehow end up getting arrested for sounding 'threatening'. just like the student who had a whole police squad roll up because a cop who had his gun trained on the student felt 'threatened' by the garbage grabber he was holding.
@tyyahnna98845 жыл бұрын
“someone who gets shot next month” that was deep
@hanschouwman45365 жыл бұрын
Well you're safe. I'm sure. Now for serious. It's hard to be a cop in the US. I reckon. And in certain areas for colored people.
@1indefinitetruth4 жыл бұрын
...yes that statement hit hard to those who caught it😔
@cainotconnie16734 жыл бұрын
Saying "colored people" is an offensive term. I recommend saying "people of color" instead please.
@dragonlordskater50284 жыл бұрын
@@cainotconnie1673 I hope you are referencing George Carlin
@FawadAli_SST5 жыл бұрын
"Why the hell am I in the back seat". 😂😂 I'm dead
@theantipope43544 жыл бұрын
No, he is.
@tracer7404 жыл бұрын
@Isaac Fernandez - I never gave it a thought until he mentioned it. Then, it was funny.
@Fiveoffive554 жыл бұрын
Because the cop was racist
@davidkoteikings58546 жыл бұрын
Got em.... What are you doing? Calling black people ahahaha i died
@deepdish20345 жыл бұрын
Black Twitter is real
@onblast88265 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@kimthejunglist5 жыл бұрын
That was great! 🤣
@NajSinghs...CreativeRecipes5 жыл бұрын
YES! LOL. I HOLLERED!!! 👀😭😭😭
@personx31195 жыл бұрын
That information is from www.nsm88.org/.
@jackloomis7053 жыл бұрын
Its all "Shits" and "Giggles" until someone "Giggles" and "Shits".
@datura94413 жыл бұрын
This
@RachaelHful3 жыл бұрын
I lost my s*** off this😂😂😂😂
@skepticalwendigo37023 жыл бұрын
- Confucius
@ih4897 жыл бұрын
"we're gonna need a white female offier to handle this..." LoL
@CheriFresh6 жыл бұрын
GET ON THE GROUND!
@CouvadeShark6 жыл бұрын
As a white female I will attest to that most white females would handle that situation better than he did.... ... as would most other people as well.
@gavrochethenardier9575 жыл бұрын
@All American Chutzpah stfu
@gur2625 жыл бұрын
@All American Chutzpah wow. Just when you are talking racism a sexist asshole shows up
@wizardtim85735 жыл бұрын
@All American Chutzpah Listen sweetie, I gotta go do my job now. Try not to get too lonely without me m'kay? I'll be back soon to give you more company! Promise!
@superchargedhelium9564 жыл бұрын
Asking “Are all ____ “ anything is generally going to be a no, unless you ask something like are all spiders arachnids...
@MrBallbreakers4 жыл бұрын
No shit. The whole video is satirical. It was rhetorical question lol 🤣
@SportySpice20044 жыл бұрын
No
@imbored60374 жыл бұрын
So your solution is "asking this type of questions doesnt get any answers except for when it does get answers"?....
@marcellopez2004 жыл бұрын
@@imbored6037 no his solution is, that people should stop talking in general terms and stop being biased. How did you not get that?
@imbored60374 жыл бұрын
@@marcellopez200 probably because that's not what he said. If that's what he wanted to say, it would have been said. When you ask a yes or no question, surprise, it's gonna be a yes or no. People critiquing the question are clearly uncomfortable with the answer, especially RN.
@amyelizabeth5294 жыл бұрын
"I don't have any biases. I look at him and see a cool ass white dude. He's got his shirt tucked in. He looks like a weatherman." "I look at him and see a cool black man. He's got southern charm and no earrings. I like that." "I'm amazing." Yes, you are! Both of you are for pointing out racial issues through comedy/parody in difficult conversations most never wanted to have. "Nerdy Suge Knight" 😂
@royalty_the18924 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Suge Knight 😂😂 funny af!
@TheMightymo054 жыл бұрын
WTF does an earring have to do with anything?
@amyelizabeth5294 жыл бұрын
@@TheMightymo05 Then this parody went over your head. Everyone has internal biases based on family values, socioeconomic levels, geography... When they were describing each other, they were doing so by using stereotypes & natural biases. Jordan said "he doesn't have earrings (as if all black men wear jewelry) and I like that (he may prefer the no jewelry look bc it's what he knows & feels comfortable with)...
@brettlarkin19924 жыл бұрын
it doesn't matter the race. i hate when i see dudes with earring. nasty. i hate piercings in general though. i kind of have to tolerate to a certain extent with women
@patriot69014 жыл бұрын
They are not having a conversation, they are lying and spreading propaganda and racist opinions. Most still refuse to have a conversation. I can't even imagine how a black cop feels today...betrayed? Only black people killed by white police are talked about even though double as many white people are killed per year. Even in this clip they do it. Also, if black cops are just as likely as white cops to kill a black person, then why are only white cops called racist? Do you know how many unarmed people are shot by police each year?? 40-80...Do you know how many were black last year?...9. But this is the only issue BLM cares about... So it should be called 0.00001% Of Black Lives Matter unless you want to start bringing to light the number of problems plaguing the black community.
@myliemalliet44984 жыл бұрын
Roy: Stop crying! Stop crying! Ok but me in any remotely emotional situations
@karinelewis6483 жыл бұрын
Lol nice picture I LOVE HAMILTON
@captaintaco9798 жыл бұрын
When Jordan Handled that domestic violence simulator I literally fell out of my chair.
@kevinmoore38238 жыл бұрын
that shit was hilarious lol
@markusaguadulce17 жыл бұрын
Same here ! I Fell hard ! Super funny !!!!
@Oyamada136 жыл бұрын
Should I also have to point out that in the simulator, the black actor comply to police command immediately, even though he is suppose to the innocent? I think that is an oversight. :o
@MsVorpalBlade5 жыл бұрын
Black Twitter is hilarious tho
@kellz17035 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Lumbreras it’s black twitter idk how to explain it lol
@Isaiah.20035 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Lumbreras it's like a subtwitter of mostly black users that tweet from the "black perspective" on all manner of issues
@PragmaticGiant5 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Lumbreras uh ya, it's called Twitter
@ready401115 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Lumbreras Yeah dude, they tweet about casserole recipes and homemade Etsy stuff
@pi175 жыл бұрын
Black Twitter with like Night Mode........
@newtonconniglio24667 жыл бұрын
"The problem is a cookie." -Trevor Noah 2015
@PCLHH6 жыл бұрын
Newton Conniglio Sounds like mathematics to me...
@LOUDsigh6 жыл бұрын
🤔 pretty sure erbody still sleeping on that... &thus we eating da fckN cookie no matter how distasteful or grotesque its appearance
@whizthesugoi4 жыл бұрын
The "Somebody who gets shot next month" at 8:59 was a really good line
@shakirford6044 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Cheif Mike Koval at least he is trying. A lot of people in his position quit or pretend like there are no issues. The weak lay down while the strong stand up. Mr. Koval your a real man and I wish you nothing but the best.
@ThomasPanto4 жыл бұрын
Immigrants cross oceans escaping the Dark Ages of the Old World so we could speak freely here without being stoned to death, burned at the stake or nailed to a cross for sharing the accumulating wisdom of the world HERE. FRom the beginning of America, PROTEST has been the MOST PATRIOTIC thing Humanity could do, replacing the national and religious lies being believed with the truth that every EYE could SEE and KNOW., saving the future from the escalating nuclear war of mere words between the enforcers of LIES and the defenders of LIVES.
@ThomasPanto4 жыл бұрын
for centuries, the Humans have been defending life from the starving rabid predators.
@alalalala574 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasPanto Imagine calling the better part of the Earth the "Dark Ages of the Old World" lol.
@kharris23933 жыл бұрын
Not sure what comment Thomas Panto is replying to, but I just wanted to agree about Chief Koval & add that his accent is great
@itachi1to23 жыл бұрын
As a person in such position of power, it takes real guts to admit that issues like such exist, he is trying to do something but situation is still not better. But still doing something is better than doing nothing.
@xdae4 жыл бұрын
0:20 lmao bloomberg still being roasted years before his election campaign
@phong43964 жыл бұрын
He’s always been a polarizing figure
@tsfbaf3034 жыл бұрын
xd ae Still?? You mean already
@cgme70764 жыл бұрын
I guess the racism stuff was really bad back then. Usually, it seems to be an isolated situation where someone gets called a racist because of something racist. However, with Bloomberg, that guy has always been a piece of garbage.
@@davidg2479 What has that got to do with cops being a race?
@davidg24794 жыл бұрын
Johnson didn't necessarily target white people, and didn't necessarily target police officers, he was only targeting police officers who were also white.
@Mia-qg1dx4 жыл бұрын
Jiminie~~
@ccraft004 жыл бұрын
yaa It's rewind time shooting someone or not liking them because they are a white cop with the focus of them being white is racist, not liking cops or just shooting cops because they’re cops isn’t racist. Cop isn’t a race.
@xostacy5623 жыл бұрын
He said, “Nerdy Suge Knight”. I can’t. 😂
@publicuser25349 ай бұрын
Spot on lol😂
@youtubealgorithm74594 жыл бұрын
“Tell black twitter”
@Mysticcocotheone4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@khoy10134 жыл бұрын
They should have a time machine to see what’s going on now
@brodyszone1574 жыл бұрын
That's almost what yt is. We can go back and look at what happened
@Huntracony4 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure they're all still alive. They used the time machine called 'life.'
@erenjager46984 жыл бұрын
@Science! this is the most intelligent unbiased reply i have ever seen on this topic. most people just say their side is right and forget facts from the other side and just call them morons. your objective view is a serious breath of fresh air. so thank you.
@Huntracony4 жыл бұрын
@@erenjager4698 There is nothing unbiased or objective about it. And that's fine, it doesn't have to be. But just because it's nuanced and you agree with it doesn't mean it's objective and unbiased.
@3farrelkeane8054 жыл бұрын
whats going on right now?
@Filiota954 жыл бұрын
This is like an episode from The Office
@thoughtsbeforeactions7144 жыл бұрын
@@CL-dy7ni a combination of Dwight and Michael
@porsche911sbs4 жыл бұрын
Steve Carrell started as a _Daily Show_ correspondent
@drewizkoollikeicecre4 жыл бұрын
Really respect the police chief. He knew there was a problem and strove to correct it, unlike most of them that deny a problem exists.
@hamzaredacted2224 жыл бұрын
No most of them do know that there is a problem
@chriscastino74734 жыл бұрын
9:04 "Because we live in a world where policing is frequently the symptom not the cause of the inequality"
@IGNXIII4 жыл бұрын
"I've seen Bad Boys." "Yeah I'll bet."
@missfeb1003 жыл бұрын
Me here watching thinking this was a recent video but it's actually *5 years ago* . *NOTHING* has change.
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
Dude comedy is such a powerful, effective, engaging tool that can do so much good in overcoming fear and bias, we need more of this
@StrumVogel5 жыл бұрын
03:50 “Nerdy Suge Knight”. 🤣
@PlaygirlCartii5 жыл бұрын
Brian J Malmsteen KILT ME 😭
@cata33505 жыл бұрын
Yassssss!
@Jamhuri75 жыл бұрын
Get your like and leave... You made me LOL.
@albertzenquis11635 жыл бұрын
Nerdy suge Knight was funny
@haroldjunior61525 жыл бұрын
Spit my coffee out my nose.
@clintonharvey23844 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that when the white dude said “somebody who gets shot next month” it didn’t come off as comedy to the audience, it was taken seriously because it was true. And that shot resonated through the audience.
@mco74784 жыл бұрын
Don't know why, but there are big Brooklyn nine-nine vibes in here
@alisia18558 жыл бұрын
"Who are you calling?" "Black people" "You should let me get that number"😂😂😂😂
@thejudgmentalcat6 жыл бұрын
Alisia Hixson The cop mouthing "black twitter?" lmao
@vietcongpornsurfers6 жыл бұрын
THOTTY
@GhoulishGrime4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing really hard but there's a shadow of panic underneath.
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKrSq6WLetKma8U anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@brentjames25764 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing Trump lost Biden is his daddy January 20 2021 Biden inauguration day president Biden is you're president suck it up buttercup
@henry07983 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 I know this is 2 months old, but white people are killed by the cops for their actions, Black people are killed by the cops for being Black, that's the difference. It does sound like we can agree on the fact that a cop should not be an executioner.
@dogsdreamtoo84273 жыл бұрын
@@henry0798 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZSQdpKfbbZofZI then why was a white man murdered in the SAME exact way Floyd was? shut the fuck up and stop lying
@henry07983 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 One example of police brutality against a white guy without cause, you've really blown the whole BLM argument out of the water! Btw the cops in the video you sent are just as vile as the ones who killed Floyd. All cops are, and that's why we should defund. NOBODY should be killed by a cop for absolutely no reason.
@jonburner6464 жыл бұрын
Why nobody talking about how hilarious Nerdy Suge Knight is??? "𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓼 "
@zabukoii80813 жыл бұрын
That's not who he was calling nerdy suge Knight. He was calling the guy with a beard and glasses nerdy suge.
@andrewbledsoe1313 жыл бұрын
"Shirt tucked in. Look like a weather man" 😭😂 "I am amazing" this dude is awesome
@saramcknz4 жыл бұрын
“Somebody who gets shot next month” it hurt because it’s true
@leeroberts48504 жыл бұрын
EGroup she posted in March he was shot in may
@jiobouujjjjjjj4 жыл бұрын
I cant breathe
@peterpagliarini82994 жыл бұрын
Just shows how bad the issue really is when it’s so predictable
@MisterItchy5 жыл бұрын
"Nerdy Suge Knight" I choked!
@carrotcake65725 жыл бұрын
Mister Itchy not enough laughs lol
@tonyperez61905 жыл бұрын
Had me dying 🤣💀
@Lacuadraboxeo.4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@TheReal7Bit9 жыл бұрын
Come on, what is it with these dead audiences lately, they barely laughed. I thought it was hilarious, these two are funnier than I expected haha
@nowdid9 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Tulip It wasn't funny why do you hippsters or millennial or whatever the fuck you call yourselves find dumb things funny. Just because someone make a reference to Lethal Weapon in a comedy skit it doesn't automatically make it funny. Naming some movie from 1988 is suppose to make a person laugh. Come on man. It wasn't funny.
@ToxicQT9 жыл бұрын
+Pharaoh J7 yeah well i was there too and everyone in the audience was jerking off while guzzling down protein shakes with donald trump in the background burning the qu'ran in front of 300 muslims
@TheReal7Bit9 жыл бұрын
***** Holy shit you were actually in the audience? How is trevor pre show and during breaks?
@leprechaunluck249 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Tulip They are bias lol. They miss John
@klimnoklock9 жыл бұрын
+david stanley lmao what
@cookiesandmilk43394 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is doing good work. We need more of this type of discovery.
@erickibwe76184 жыл бұрын
Roy: got him, white dude just said it! Bias all of 'em🤣🤣 so hillarious!!
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKrSq6WLetKma8U anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@Indeciferable4 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Wow there's a lot of unpack in that statement. 1) that man wasn't in custody. 2) that man wasn't targeted. 3) you should be mad about how the police mishandled that situation. 4)black people can be targeted police and white people can be killed by police they're not mutually exclusive. Need any more explanation?
@snews54204 жыл бұрын
Who is here in 2020 after what happened to George Floyd
@Bluehearte074 жыл бұрын
It's like a time loop actually.
@elixer45834 жыл бұрын
Me. I personally believe that these riots are useless. Floyd may have not been a criminal but many of these protestors are, and DO deserve jail time
@kshinokevin4 жыл бұрын
yes
@snews54204 жыл бұрын
Question how do you know they are criminals?
@elixer45834 жыл бұрын
S NEWS the rioters? Not all, but the ones that loot and burn are criminals and will face jail time once found
@halfjack10314 жыл бұрын
I started crying when he said “somebody who gets shot next month.” There are so many names to add since this video happened. Almost 5 years later.
@lucianriddle34434 жыл бұрын
@@patrickbeebe2792 stfu patrick
@ryank.60334 жыл бұрын
@D Griffin everyone stfu
@raul.litoo24 жыл бұрын
EaST CoAsT MaCHete stfu you, yourself and Them
@DavidWTube4 жыл бұрын
I hear you Sierra, these people in the comments are abusive, ignorant, stupid or all 3. They are just salty that this is the end of the road for the #MAGAtards
@flixs13534 жыл бұрын
@@DavidWTube well you are in the comments to
@computergenerated38333 жыл бұрын
Dang I can’t believe Trevor’s already been hosting this show for 5 years
@aprilherwig84458 жыл бұрын
"Who are you calling?" "Black people." I love this show.
@寶來恵実7 жыл бұрын
April Herwig もm
@andreadrien36785 жыл бұрын
Me to and i'm black
@nicoleweiler11054 жыл бұрын
How did I never know who Jordan Klepper was before today? My life has been enriched ten-fold. Nerdy Shug Knight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰 "Who you calling?" "Black people." "Oh cool lemme get that number..."
@walters.williams45594 жыл бұрын
I swear to god I laughed so hard after he said that. I even immediately paused the video and came to the comments to see who else laughed at that like I did, omg.🤣🤣🤣
@gretchentrani74444 жыл бұрын
He is AMAZING.
@adharshrajavel10134 жыл бұрын
Its spelled suge nicole
@walters.williams45594 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing about the nerdy shug knight. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@jaygill55824 жыл бұрын
And I like ya'and I want cha'
@dada1914 жыл бұрын
I fell out at "nerdy Suge Knight!"
@KurosakiLuvar014 жыл бұрын
IKR?! The audience was dyyinnn too lmaoo
@producersco4 жыл бұрын
Me too🤣🤣🤣
@jaclynscott98334 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lightskinlord20914 жыл бұрын
The best part😂😂😂
@Joshua-xf4qv4 жыл бұрын
“Why the hell am I in the backseat?” LMAO 😂
@AmiraStrawter8 жыл бұрын
tell black twitter 😂
@joshbautista68925 жыл бұрын
Always trust a black dude without earings 😂
@jasonbrewer67145 жыл бұрын
This is my bias
@XERO__TIME9 жыл бұрын
"Why the hell am I in the back seat?"
@QemeH3 жыл бұрын
"The community is the police and the police is the community." That is really all you have to know about the entire issue. Racism isn't exclusive to cops - there are racist cops, because there is a large chunk of the population that is racist. I know the US doesn't like to talk about these things, but there are horrible views about your own countrymen floating around in some circles - it's no wonder some of them get into the police. And when policing culture is the way it is (a closed off brotherhood, that protects each other even against internal affairs investigations and has special rights avoiding prosecution) then these people thrive and drag decent officers down to their level. As they say: Never wrestle with a pig. To curb racism in the police force, you must (a) curb racism in society as a whole and (b) end the special protections against prosecution cops enjoy. (For example it should be legally mandated that any alledged crime by a cop must be investigated by LEO from an other agency or beaurau, optimally from out of state or a federal agency.)
@maurice96604 жыл бұрын
"Why am I in the backseat?" 😂😂
@kypkn4 жыл бұрын
Every kind of group has some racist people. There are racist cops, there are racist black people, there are racist white people, there are racist Asian people, etc. But not everyone is racist. Not all white people are racist, and not all black people are racist.
@THISISMEYOable4 жыл бұрын
LOL There are a lot more racist white people out there plus racism affects everyone but white people
@lashawnhill29534 жыл бұрын
True .Racism in general is the problem not just racism from one group to another. It's all over the world.
@MilitaryRanger74 жыл бұрын
Jacob Kleinsmith of course racism affects white people, do you know what racism is? Racism is the discrimination of a persons race, of course white people have been discriminated at events because they are white.
@splichalsplach4 жыл бұрын
Unless you're jewish, I don't think there's anything you can say to white person that can be racist. There's never been a point in recent history where Anglo-Christian people have been persecuted.
@MilitaryRanger74 жыл бұрын
Alek Morales Morales the definition of racism is discrimination of a particular race, every race can be discriminated including white people, “saying insulting things” is not the only way a person can be racist bro.
@toriskylar3378 жыл бұрын
I almost died at "nerdy Suge Knight" lmfao
@RashidOmar8 жыл бұрын
I'm dying of laughter now
@taylorkay24238 жыл бұрын
same!
@dmc81298 жыл бұрын
lmao right when I read this that part came up on the video
@abelvillarreal76768 жыл бұрын
yup 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ricardoramirezordonez88318 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SWAE.224 жыл бұрын
“Nerdy suge knight “ 💀💀💀💀💀 I’m weak asfff😭😭😭😭😭
@Kizzy_Owens7 жыл бұрын
You're calling Black people? Let me get that number.
@AmarilloArmadillo12348 жыл бұрын
"stop shooting it's empire" Hahaha
@camih17158 жыл бұрын
The look on Roy's face when Jordan put the police jacket on. Omfg 😂😂😂
@donnakaye20154 жыл бұрын
They need their own "Buddy Cop Show". I would definitely watch it.
@AslanW5 жыл бұрын
3:50 That "nerdy Suge Knight"-line killed. Loved the delayed but prolonged reaction from the audience lol
@siopowar8 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard Nerdy Suge Night, i went from hysterical laughter to fearing for my life after choking on my food.
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Powell NEVER heard of him
@alexslingluff6 жыл бұрын
night?
@kennygwalk53286 жыл бұрын
Stop it, go to bed.
@Widdekuu916 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Are you kidding me? I was choking as well, on a winegum...also suddenly fearing my life. It's midnight here and the mean neighbour is having loud intercourse, so I'd be forced to ask hér to help me. I'm so glad I managed to cough it up again.
@Knlght0fZero8 жыл бұрын
When he said "STOP CRYING" i lost it xD
@sadiewerner35883 жыл бұрын
“eric garner” “somebody who gets shot next month”
@ivyu04384 жыл бұрын
time traveler from 2015 : “ahh i see that nothing has changed”
@dogsdreamtoo84274 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKrSq6WLetKma8U anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@Dlúith4 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 no sane person is saying only black people are targeted, they’re saying that black people are targeted far more, one white one person being murdered does not prove cops aren’t racist.
@FunkiestMonke3 жыл бұрын
@@Dlúith statistics show that more whites are murdered but maybe the one I'm looking at is biased idk
@RandyKillerOrtan19 жыл бұрын
Nerdy Suge Knight lol
@sqjpure9 жыл бұрын
+Yo Mama BEST LINE EVER!!!
@coolcoolriver73649 жыл бұрын
best line!
@pdiddy64529 жыл бұрын
+Yo Mama Best name I have heard all year!!!
@kidmoe84849 жыл бұрын
+Yo Mama That was a sleeper joke. I died as soon as he said it.
@TheSamadon9 жыл бұрын
Haga
@thenewnostalgia2 жыл бұрын
"Stop cryin'!" Had me laughing until I was crying.
@emilygunning19726 жыл бұрын
saying “all lives matter” is like spraying an intact house with water instead of the one on fire.
@swapode5 жыл бұрын
@@Nic_2751 "X matters" doesn't imply "Y doesn't matter".
@Nic_27515 жыл бұрын
swapode well clearly not since black think they’re so much better than us
@swapode5 жыл бұрын
@@Nic_2751Why are you so angry? Can I help you somehow?
@maliknyasser78455 жыл бұрын
@@Nic_2751 You don't even want to get the point do you. It is just a way to highlight a problem and to make it known. Of course all lives matter, and therefore Black Lives Matter Too.
@Nic_27515 жыл бұрын
Malik Nyasser exactly which is why it should be thrown away and replaced with all lives matter White Black Hispanic Asian Arab all lives matter so stop saying blacks only
@azania12438 жыл бұрын
"Nerdy Suge Knight" 3:50 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@chitown18568 жыл бұрын
Viwe Mbava lmfao i tho I was the only person that called that 😂😂😂😂
@nknkwelle31607 жыл бұрын
Funniest part of the video
@joneldiaz32646 жыл бұрын
Lol
@blackkings77516 жыл бұрын
almost dide
@denise49116 жыл бұрын
I cried😂😂😂😂
@karaledwaba8179 жыл бұрын
"tell black twitter" lmfao black twitter is awesome.
@rupa.95154 жыл бұрын
This was four years ago? I thought they were talking about 2020 protests
@prncessbaby163 жыл бұрын
Same tbh
@toricollins65165 жыл бұрын
I’m dead over “Nerdy Suge Knight”.🤣😂
@bobbob-sv4mk4 жыл бұрын
The casual way they said it too
@DrAdriano104 жыл бұрын
that had me rollin
@greeneyeddevil14 жыл бұрын
It’s a goddamed shame that this insightful thoughtful analysis is on a efffing comedy show and not on mainstream media giant FOX
@MichelleWhitt4 жыл бұрын
Fox is leftist media as of August 2018. Daddy Murdoch turned it over to his leftist son's.
@noahwilson16414 жыл бұрын
@@MichelleWhitt your comment is sofa king stupid
@MichelleWhitt4 жыл бұрын
@@noahwilson1641 James Murdoch, who became Chief Executive Officer of 21st Century Fox in 2015, holds more progressive views than his father or older brother, Lachlan Murdoch, and that those views have created friction within the family to some degree. After Fox was acquired by Disney in March 2019, Murdoch's son was named as the Chairman and CEO of the Fox Corporation. theintercept.com/2019/03/30/lachlan-murdoch-fox-news/
@TheFpCassini4 жыл бұрын
@@noahwilson1641 "sofa king stupid" luv it!
@TheFpCassini4 жыл бұрын
@@MichelleWhitt thanks for backing up what initially seemed like a ludicrous claim with a link. I'm-a gonna check it out.