Are Dan and Phil Connected?

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@truzhee]

👃👄

[@phlonde]

read this as want your nose to SLIME? sorry it's 4:56 am

[@skykrasher4475]

I love that you can always tell who writes the comments

[@hannahcallery3106]

It didn’t work for me :(

[@ashlyn_1424]

“are dan and phil connected?” as if they haven’t shared the same brain cell since 2009

[@sammygiannetto2555]

Fr

[@jaybehkay2438]

Singular brain cell

[@piperjaycie]

But only one of them can use it at a time, which might explain a lot!

[@nostalgiaprincess]

like ginger cats. they all share the same brian cell.

[@grey8288]

They each get half the brain, like left brain and right brain

[@michaelacourtney7411]

"Are Dan and Phil connected" and they both accidentally make the same category with almost identical answers, think it's safe to say that they are in fact connected

[@glowbugs_]

“We’ve never fucked on youtube” is literally crazy

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

I feel like they're getting back at the Demon Phannies 😂

[@ShrodingersCatgirl]

right like why did he say that 😭

[@thevictorianvampire1155]

They really don't give a fuck anymore - and we love to see it😂

[@ourladyofsorrowsxx]

Guys let’s not, this is group chat conversation not their comments 😭

[@thevictorianvampire1155]

@@ourladyofsorrowsxx we're literally saying they're mocking the phans, wdym?😂

[@leahelena7938]

'Hi ate date... us...' '.....KEEP SHUFFLING!!!' took me out 🤣🤣

[@charityszakel2794]

His yelling voice is so funny

[@milly-te2tq]

i was DYING at this point 😭😭

[@almightyeohippus]

dan could’ve written “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day” but shakespeare is shaking rn because he could have NEVER written the sheer poetry of “you ate glue. you eat ass. you eat brains. you sniff gas.”

[@neomatrixx]

dan is giving phil all the hints in the world at that last one and then congratulating phil on figuring it out. absolute simp behaviour

[@Kelly_C]

what's new lmao

[@terezija2909]

and phil on the other hand saying he wont help dan!! their contrast is hilarious.

[@Marja1992]

Well he is the number 1 Phil simp, so

[@myralyra2404]

Phil trash #1 baby

[@theclassicalstudent]

That’s the big brother/little brother life experience. Dan is letting him hold the controller that isn’t plugged in 😹

[@cricketjuices]

3:10 _you ate glue_ _you eat ass_ _you eat brains_ _you sniff gas_ ~a poem by daniel howell~

[@thespeedyyoshi]

*snaps snaps snaps snaps*

[@Astronomicaljeanis]

true lyricism

[@prosebuds5124]

It might be just because it’s 1 am but I have tears streaming down my face from laughing

[@doveydoos]

​@@thespeedyyoshii was just about to make this comment, are we connected???

[@jungtothehuimang]

Dr. Seuss has been silent since Dan dropped this banger

[@nikab3322]

“you’re more of a loser but I’m more of a geek” “yeah okay sure” 😭

[@purplewalls261]

i actually had to pause the video to laugh LMAO they´re so funny

[@scaleonkhan183]

15:11

[@AmberLB74]

Love how Phil just goes along like yeah whatever

[@moonchild9841]

@@AmberLB74 unbothered king behavior

[@user-lj2yv6tv8p]

No let’s talk about THIS! The way Phil just agreed is sending me

[@gahtheone]

Tbh the hiatus one was genius, hats off to mr snot on fire

[@stephanienicole9324]

no fr, that was so clever

[@shroom.doom.]

he's so witty and smart!!

[@caitlinhebron1599]

"im not helping you" *both proceed to steer each other towards the answers every time* real

[@darkwadah]

Dan’s had so much deep lore he’s never beating the phil trash allegations

[@mimosytb]

« we’ve never fucked on youtube » I SPAT OUT MY DRINK

[@MissesPeanutButter]

Same

[@immaphp]

please i'm dying

[@zombihunterr]

SAME

[@jange2861]

Also: obviously 😂

[@miasmith6995]

no bc i was just coming to say this

[@mosshealy3280]

This is like the opposite of a clickbait title. Was tempted to just say yes and continue with my day

[@alexajade]

just like me fr

[@meganmullis5386]

Istg I thought it was going to be them playing Connect 4 for 20 minutes

[@sketchycat6223]

Immediately when I saw it I was like “let’s not ask questions with obvious answers”

[@Bookworm045]

Saw the tweet, assumed it was a poll, almost didn’t click

[@jerigje1994]

Scrollbait

[@dorborb]

“we’ve never fucked on youtube, but i’m sure people want us to.” daniel.

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

RIGHT

[@Breadknees_]

It’s for educational purposes

[@abbieyoyo]

the way i would have thought future me was lying if i had a time machine…

[@JessicaBiilor]

the fact that sentence helped him figure it out 😂

[@stevetayler9518]

“On KZbin”

[@river9215]

It's insane that you guys know SO MUCH about eachother and phil can still say things like "did you know one time i was bit by a monkey" and "i met the mayor by the dog warden" He is the true lore writer

[@totalweirdo8538]

Puppets

[@WishGender]

Meanwhile dan gaslit himself into thinking his roommate burned pasta when it was actually him

[@AdamZugone]

no wonder they say after 15 years they still have interesting things to talk about, Phil has lived several other lives in this lifetime there's just endless lore

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

The way I saw “childhood” “2018” and “G” and immediately thought “things that traumatize Dan”

[@theflyingfox3686]

I thought this too, and that Monty was the last one as a jumpscare from FNAF 😭

[@skeletem]

Dan knowing the snowdude lore is incredible

[@Kelly_C]

what else would you expect from phil trash #1

[@skeletem]

@@Kelly_C ofc he's just confirming the title all these years later

[@clairejones7929]

His little face when Phil finally got it

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

At this point I'm convinced Phil designs his sponsorship-hooks around how much he can exasperate Dan😂

[@neomatrixx]

so true

[@CoffeeQueen03]

Very Jenna and Julien core haha

[@Novalithium]

I want the sponsorship segues to become Julien exasperating Jenna level. PLEASE

[@maggiemay896]

@@CoffeeQueen03i came to say this thank you queen

[@renee3883]

i skip through it every time

[@caffeinefiendd]

we need this as a dip vs pip

[@cherhorowitch47]

YESS

[@justyourlocalrat_]

+

[@meimeilsk]

we can just straight up give it to phil, as the simps we all are

[@annidong0606]

@@meimeilskincluding dan (after a lot of complaining)

[@rip-splashy]

OMFG YES

[@jayzepickle6637]

Can I just say its adorable how Phil held on to the seal plush the rest of the video. I love cuddling a plush when im doing things so it made me happy.

[@amandanaoexiste]

u just make me realize i am in fact also holding a plush

[@unknowncorner6268]

YES! I was searching got this comment, I knew someone else had to have found that cute!

[@WishGender]

@@amandanaoexisteI was literally cuddling my own seal the whole time

[@chibitachi005]

I love that Dan guessed "f*ck" was "people wanted us to fuck on KZbin" as opposed to the actual answer which was people wanted Phil to say "fuck"

[@emilyrondeau2158]

Him saying "we've never f*caked on KZbin"!!!...

[@karicollins132]

So nice to see that Dan reanimated Phil's corpse to make this for us :)

[@alexanderwestberg4047]

right? it must have been a lot of hard work :)

[@gourangiverma3947]

wdym what are you talking about 😃😃 /j

[@jesuisege]

@@gourangiverma3947lmao have you watched the last dan and phil crafts vid?

[@starsaur6664]

​@@gourangiverma3947 Don't cry, craft

[@lubnahm6009]

@@gourangiverma3947the latest danandphilcrafts video xD

[@Iucyjt]

rolling at phil trying to get “hiatus” 😭 i now know exactly how dan felt when phil wasn’t getting “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” in the incoherent vid

[@starmansortho]

dan saying "I have small Etruscan canals" instead of Eustachian just makes me think of an Italian man with very tiny ears

[@alexashsongs636]

I swear Dan and Phil always post EXACTLY when I need it! It’s uncanny.

[@actually_aida]

right?? maybe we are ALL connected

[@wevesomnia]

i hope everyone in replies is doing better now ☹️💞 i needed this video too

[@saphireanabeth6678]

Same!!!! it was 7 hours into my huge college project due today and was panicking so much and then they posted

[@chloepatrick12]

on the last one i saw ‘seed, no crumbs, 2018’ and my mind went to pigeonfest when all those pigeons ate every last bit of food left out for them

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

"Animals? Ate, left no crumbs" Well, he's right

[@alyssagggghik]

I was cooking dinner and all of a sudden perked up and went “My Dan and Phil senses are tingling” and checked my phone and this had been posted. So the only explanation is a psychic notifications connection

[@jd4wg13]

wait i get the psychic tingles too. maybe their posting schedule is just ingrained into our psyche, kinda like that experiment where they trained dogs to link the sound of a bell with getting food, but instead of a bell it’s a designated posting time and instead of getting food we get content.

[@alyssagggghik]

@@jd4wg13Phavlov’s Phans

[@summeradan9665]

Wait same though. I was getting ready to cook, put a different video on at first, but then got the urge to refresh my feed in case anything new came up.

[@jaybehkay2438]

Same. I woke up in the middle of the night. Check my phone and they had posted like 20mins ago

[@courtneyyaw5486]

same i just had a feeling

[@AnotherEmi]

I can't believe it took Phil so long to shuffle to hiatus but I also absolutely can believe it

[@jessvision8817]

I love how Phil just cuddled the seal for the rest of the video, relatable

[@starlight444]

"Honestly.... Animals ate. Left no crumbs" I teared up that's so funny

[@thqy_]

13:40 dan says the most insane things so casually

[@neomatrixx]

my vision went black tbh

[@Liz_theslayer]

I actually passed out

[@stevetayler9518]

“On KZbin”

[@Theoriginallozzpozz]

Dan and Phil getting Eustachian and Etruscan mixed up is hilarious to me

[@oddtm2801]

the affection i feel for these two grown men who don't know i exist needs to be studied

[@sweetxcyanide]

my eyes skipped over the first few words somehow and i thought you said 'these two grown men need to be studied'

[@PoopyPolice]

@@sweetxcyanide that too

[@Yue_mariin00]

15:57 THAT SENT ME SO HARD "Honestly, animals.... ate💅✨️" LMAOOOOOO DANIEL

[@qualifiedtolove1027]

The way phil said ok yeah sure 🙄 15:12 killed me, king of comedy fr fr

[@CoffeeQueen03]

Are Dan and Phil connected? I wasn’t aware they were separate PEOPLE haha?!?

[@abigalelemmon8945]

They are ‘The Best Vlogger (singular)’ after all

[@hail_404]

this is the most married video i’ve ever seen in my life

[@courtneycuellar3536]

the way phil strategically throws in the sponsors to annoy dan reminds me so much of jenna and julien bc julien would do the same thing to jenna on their podcast. my fave duos

[@neon_shapeshifter]

Yes!! I've actually seen comp vids of all four of them comparing hahahaa I love it!

[@scarlettbat]

17:01 the look of "SURELY HE'LL GET IT NOW!" hope on dan's face, and then phil DOESN'T. incredible, perfect, no notes

[@thornperished1498]

"Maybe you should have bled more" goes so hard for no reason?????? Adding that line to one of my oc's scenes...

[@Realisticallyliteral]

Wait what i missed this line

[@PixieeSG]

​@@Realisticallyliteral 02:23

[@alsamclo]

Especially after the crafts video...

[@hannahvorderer807]

desperately need a round two of this I do fear that this video concept ate

[@neon_shapeshifter]

Ate, no crumbs, but 2024 instead of 2018, nerds fr

[@silas-whatever]

It needs to be a Dan Vs Phil the second time around

[@f4irlyd34d]

"we've never fucked on youtube" was CRAZY

[@finnmarie]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL

[@allisonneiheiser5913]

THIS is what we wanted with the Dan and Phil lore charades!!! Magical video truly giving the people what they want

[@rayhem]

phil unshuffling "hi ate date us" sounded a bad round of INCOHEARANT the party game

[@asterisk5054]

exact same vibe

[@mynamessofus]

unrelated but I just saw the ad you guys launched for dan’s old merch, can’t imagine how expensive it must’ve been to project it onto the literal sky, batsignal style

[@emmam.4469]

This too me a sec lol

[@mynamessofus]

@@emmam.4469 had to do it to em

[@pigeondance]

this is genius

[@palekait]

omg this

[@neon_shapeshifter]

This took me a good like 10 seconds fml

[@samanthabrennan9611]

“we’ve never f*cked on youtube, i’m sure people want us to” eXCUSE ME

[@TinaOe]

the way my brain literally bluescreened

[@stevetayler9518]

“On KZbin”

[@jules5933]

not dan giving phil all these hints… he’s so whipped

[@chloepatrick12]

first london apartment was cracks, sex, gas and crime honestly sounds like some sort of party gone wrong

[@corrinabarnett8226]

Or right 😏

[@jumies4056]

@@corrinabarnett8226i was going to say that lmfao

[@MK-kg4mp]

The “on KZbin” had me full sprinting to the comments

[@jules5933]

dan and phil are the only youtubers i watch ad reads for because who else is advertising sexy milk perfume

[@mbjw]

you know how bad dan and phil know each other because EVERY SINGLE TIME they make these "guessing" videos, they pull shit like "what have we done 15 years ago" and they still fucking know it, man

[@cherhorowitch47]

don’t we already know the answer to this

[@JessicaWelch13]

“Cracks, crime, gas and sex. Sounds like a good Saturday”

[@currentlyscreaming3792]

i was yelling IT'S GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT at my phone how could you forget dan. that carried the fandom for months.

[@scarlettbat]

new theory that dan got it immediately but pretended not to, to make the video funnier (like his pitch perfect charades)

[@liff_]

The amount of Dan and Phil lore stored in my brain that i didn't know i remembered is insane holy shit!!

[@FFigueira]

i love how happy they look when the other is getting close to the answer ❤

[@phoebeteebs7529]

heart eyes Howell and then “keep SHUFFLING” is new best d&p moment

[@celiacaffrey]

the way you actually figured some of these impossible ones out is genuinely unbelievable

[@demonguitar1644]

Phil trying to get hiatus has me sent 💀

[@silas-whatever]

Dan screaming "KEEP SHUFFLING" made it even funnier 💀💀

[@lidia3810]

I laughed so hard at phil trying to order the words for hiatus in all the possible wrong ways😭😭😭

[@tonyrosario9988]

Phil is entirely too adorable. His cheer about 'Snow Dude' was so cute!

[@another_julia]

me seeing axe and just immediately shouting “DAN SOLD AN AXE TO A CHILD DAN SOLD AN AXE TO A CHILD” that’s how u know a video made an impression

[@clairemckinley691]

Lol I love them continuing to call the Eustachian tube the Etruscan tube. Dans ear canals belong to the civilisation that spread across Italy from 900-27BC

[@Teopengy96]

i went to med school and for a moment i was freaking out cause i’ve never heard of the ESCHTRUSCHCAN canal before

[@bttrflymagic]

Dan: You got it! Dan 5 seconds earlier: KEEP SHUFFLING!!!!!!!!

[@mindctrl-alt-del]

"Cracks, Crime, Gas, Sex" - the latest single from DanAndPhilBEATS

[@jayzepickle6637]

I was literally watching Dan and Phil videos when the notification popped up help

[@prageruwu69]

they knew

[@smolbluegoblin]

girl same

[@RavenC-lt3lc]

same lmfao

[@TheBubblyJoanna]

Same lol

[@dashfastanddieslow9659]

LMAO i was watching phil and the whole leaking his phone number thing

[@ITalkWithDragons]

I’m fucking CRYING at how long it took Phil to get hiatus when he was saying out the syllables 😂

[@amylou3404]

“My ass is fixed” was foreshadowing

[@soph7862]

this was an s tier post hiatus danandphilgames video

[@randomhuman_1999]

I was so confused about "etruschian" and then I realised that Dan and his abhorrent spelling meant Eustachian tube... which he sought "medial" attention for...

[@ixeliema]

4:42 not even lying it's wild that this has aged like wine. Phil in this video had not yet had a nicked artery. Pure boy.

[@ali12475]

i- i’m speechless at “we’ve never fucked on youtube” comment😭😭 like i know we’re not 14 anymore but jesus christ i was stunned LOL i love them so much i’m glad we can all laugh now!!!

[@NIKITANIKITA97486]

Dan throwing in that Phil is older than him and he would’ve been a baby always throws me off 😂

[@sionnachtine3659]

"Peace sign, you used to do those in a picture" He still does, he did it when I saw him in March of last year. I have the pictures

[@CharaDreemurX]

Sis has the receipts lmao

[@roquesoxgaming]

i'm WAY to proud of seeing splinge and hand as soon as dan's words appeared and realizing it's how they're awkward in pictures

[@rachel705]

Literally getting it right only via the thought of “we’ve never fucked on Yotube…” is incredible comedy

[@supershortsoap]

Was praying a dapg video would come out today and thank god it did!! I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE!!

[@srtvllkrj]

I want a time machine for the sole purpose of showing 2014 me a 2024 Dan and Phil video without any additional context

[@taiylorledrew7281]

The baking video with no context

[@zara.1212]

i honestly thought 2018, no crumbs was just talking about how good you guys looked during interactive introverts and how much you slayed

[@madkingeorge]

that last one's really serving danger men at work

[@peachymp3]

dan is never letting phil live down that girl in prague

[@aloomey]

Probably my favorite video post-hiatus, comedy was on point

[@truzhee]

divorced brothers who are connected for life...go dan and phil!!!!

[@Kn4very]

Dan CANNOT stop giving Phil hints lmfao and Phil just left him to struggle on that hard one 💀

[@danniepanic]

nobody understands how a new video of you guys reminds me why i haven’t given up on my life, bc you guys make me feel alive

[@KirstieVictoria]

Dan and Phil is now a singular game 😂

[@boredkueen8784]

Dan ans phil were the only thing that would make me feel joy admist the Emptiness when i was in middle school, and theyre also the only ones to manage to do so now that im in my 20s. Its a shame the emptiness stayed, but im glad these two did, too.

[@mandysue1857]

Just to think, since this video, they’ve had new eye and ass issues. Now, when they look back they can ask “which ones?”

[@ylissebian]

funniest title yet truly the opposite of clickbait. truly something that makes u go Well Yes and carry on

[@am97341]

Phil- I'm not helping! Also Phil- *basically gives Dan all the answers with his hints*

[@jha593]

20 seconds in dan is already being terrorised 💀

[@Sparksisacodename]

“Honestly, animals? Ate.”

[@rayhem]

their brains work in some way mine doesn't cause i see 16 words and my brain turns to static

[@spilledquinoa]

4:53 surprise Phil! out in 2024, your ass was NOT OKAY

[@rhiannonrandall2693]

I was so para-socially good at this. Concerning honestly.

[@crhct]

17:57 danandphilgame... singular -_-

[@noa.chilton]

so glad to see dan is still making inordinate amounts of typos in things 15:13 ( mEd i a l)

[@bookworm962011]

The complete fondness on Dan's face as he encourages Phil trying to figure out the first link