ARE GAMERS NERDS? | Google Autocomplete #2

[@elsad5810]

"Never change, humanity. Actually do change, become better." *~Jacksepticeye 2017* Words of wisdom

[@toastysub8444]

I remember going fishing once. I was in my boat, just as the sun was rising. Clouds were flowing through the sky, as the sky changed from dark to light orange. The sun rising and the reflection glowing in the water. Fish swim down the river. As they jump up, you hear them saying words. You hear them scream, in an Irish accent,.... they say.... "AHH I CAN'T BREATHE!!" Ahhh, that day was a beautiful day.

[@winnie_the_bleh]

ToastySub why is this not the top comment?

[@steventhesheep4613]

Usually when I type "lol" it just means I exhaled through my nose slightly more than usual

[@blueishere1613]

lol sameee

[@sofiebevan2979]

lol same omg i just did it again...haha

[@CupidPunk]

I literally did that while reading this

[@babylcl4423]

Lol

[@LmaoMeowz]

I finished reading and nose exhaled before i could process what that said so i’m mad at myself now Lol but angery 😤

[@leaht4925]

**casually but very quickly turns volume down while video is loading**

[@LmaoMeowz]

You made me check if my volume was up and it was so thank you internet stranger, have a good day

[@CrimsonR0se]

"That's my life! 100% good, 50% bad. Especially at math." I seriously just laughed for 5 minutes straight because of that. 😂

[@jacksepticeye]

I'm proud of that line haha

[@butter_fps2900]

jacksepticeye im sick today and if you like i will fell 100% better!!

[@CrimsonR0se]

jacksepticeye I can't believe you actually commented back! Wow!

[@butter_fps2900]

Crimson Rose i know right

[@VoidExileYT]

math is one of the better subjects in school, because i understand it and are quite good at it...

[@Bluboy511]

9:30 I think blood from anywhere is bad

[@AnthonyStainton]

Sans I have your brother papyrus as a hostage give me hot cats and I'll give him back

[@Bluboy511]

XxRockDudexX // Anthony Stainton get ready for a bad time

[@ali8922]

Sans i have to disagree. coming from your enemies is pretty good

[@jacksepticeye]

Not really, periods are a thing. Plus blood from ears or anus are way more worrying than a cut on your finger

[@zephic159]

Tacos?

[@xx_admiralhipper420_xx9]

"God could be anything,even a little dog,no you idots you read it backwards im a dog not god"~jacksepticeye 2017. wait....god=dog *OMG! HOW COULD IVE BEEN SO BLIND!!1!!2!!*

[@jacksepticeye]

IT'S SO OBVIOUS!!!

[@arv_is]

Wow Jack, youre really replying to so many comments today? :D I mean its cool but..... Get a life bruh >_

[@HealYourGirl]

jacksepticeye I LOVE U

[@Carca.mp3]

AnimeWarrior69 THE LOURD IS MY german SHEPHERD

[@MeggomyEggo]

Jacksepticeye I wish he replied to me ;-;

[@kyutiepie4798]

I actually pictured a fish coming out of water and screaming "aaaahh I cant breathe!"😂😂😂😂

[@zadewagstaff8089]

Yeah me to

[@quietbeauty4457]

I READ THAT IN JACK'S VOICE!😂

[@hatenate7921]

4:23 Jack: Well, we just jumped off into the deep end, now didn't we? Me: And that's how the fish drowned.

[@indoandblue2591]

😂😂😂

[@meganpope8420]

Of course Jack would want a fox that screams at EVERYTHING: Want's attention? *screams* Want's food? *screams* Is happy? *screams* Is scared? *screams*

[@oybbbb3743]

Well if someone breaks into your house you would know because of how loud they are

[@katierowley9764]

It's his spirit animal!

[@JinxieOzz]

Would I die if.... I watched JSE too much without turning my volume down?

[@brettsigler869]

NoelleGalaxy Girl nope

[@JinxieOzz]

Wolfgang Widhalm I agree

[@jacksepticeye]

Yes, you would get septicosis

[@loveniall2846]

jacksepticeye ....Well...now I want to get it so bad.......

[@raymondjosephblase9846]

jacksepticeye jack remember this WHEN IN DOUBT SHOTGUN OUT!!!

[@jessicvlt]

7:20 Im guessing you could call them poli-tic-tacs...!!!!!! heeheeheehee

[@anatorres6667]

Jack: Can I have you're daughters hand in marriage Me: *Jumps at screen*

[@bleachboyvevo2759]

Ana Torres same lol

[@bryndiss3500]

*YOUR

[@chayse2556]

Ana Torres can I have you are daughter hand in marriage

[@xxkorinoyukixx6827]

Ana Torres 😂😂😂😂

[@jacksepticeye]

That's not how this works Suzy!

[@somerandomguy7768]

BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP I SAID BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP! BTW Jack I heard your cameo in asdf movie 10!!!!!😀

[@kazuichis]

Meow meow I'm a cow

[@AdfasSSBM]

Sleep sleep I am weak i said sleep sleep I am weak

[@somerandomguy7768]

Power of 27 I feel you brother

[@hashimali4257]

Some random guy same

[@alphawolf0857]

Some random guy YASSS OMG BEST adsfmovie EVER!!!

[@WigoFellas]

Thank you for being an inspiration to me Jack ! I started making videos a year ago and I hope I can inspire as much as you do some day ! :)

[@WigoFellas]

Of course i do that's why i'm here :)

[@spo0k3rs3]

N

[@bobu5655]

WigoFellas No way I watch him too bro

[@willowstrike1102]

So do i! What is happening here! :O (G-Falls refrence ;3)

[@hert7239]

Jack septer guy this might make you cry but I know but your granny and it makes me want to cry but don't worry I am always here for you

[@sharkhammr]

*Top search results on google* "Is google down?" I just realized the irony of that.

[@ryanm.191]

A felon can own a shotgun No one said about legally

[@grampton]

I can smoke weed, but not legally.

[@ACDesertStorm]

@Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire Are you certain, brother?

[@rileynoel7309]

The New Guy hey I'm trying to start off my singing channel if you can check it out

[@ACDesertStorm]

@Ashley Anderson Music Please don't do that. Let people discover your channel on their own.

[@natinekochan6489]

Ashley Anderson Music it must be important for you to advise people to see it

[@dellstra7926]

Is Jacksepticeye Is Jacksepticeye smart Is Jacksepticeye sexy Is Jacksepticeye kind Is Jacksepticeye crazy Is Jacksepticeye your friend

[@PustisongBlue]

it would be is jacksepticeye really irish

[@dianemorrell6819]

Dellie Emmy all if them especially sexy

[@adon2701]

Dellie Emmy My Name Jackspedicey

[@charlieandrew5455]

All of the above

[@3nmania]

But I'm not gay Oh wait Almost forgot

[@Izzy-jc4pn]

"Sleep is for the weak" I whisper to myself at 2 AM when I'm watching Jacksepticeye videos

[@kathat7549]

Fun Fact- I only ever say "I'm dying" if something ACTUALLY made me laugh really, really hard. However, "lol" is something I'll just say, no laughing involved xD

[@CDexie]

Kat Hat lol

[@caitlin-9847]

same, i say lol and lmao even if i didn’t laugh 🤔

[@potluckanimations7633]

Yeah same with xD and 😂

[@noga7864]

Omg Im dying OMG I'm screaming omg Im crying😂😂

[@jacksepticeye]

khsd;fhsoixhv;ksne;oh

[@jessicabastin4930]

BUt are you really?😆

[@ryanbremner7726]

jacksepticeye hi

[@demonindenim]

+jacksepticeye how do you accidentally hit the semicolon 3 times when you are hitting keys in the center of your keyboard?

[@MeggomyEggo]

Jacksepticeye I wish he'd reply to me one day ;-;

[@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580]

Jacks dying-fish face is my aesthetic

[@superpony31605]

Well that just got dark quick

[@democratic_chocolate2067]

Irish people will not die if they didn't sleep

[@azadalamiq]

as a person who is part irish on my mom side, i can confirm this. I sleep 4-5 hrs a day, and game 16-20 hrs. :)

[@dinonuggiecorp]

Azura Moonstar same

[@Nord3264]

JackHurtsLeg I'm Irish and this is about 90% true

[@bzrk6470]

and if u were 100% irish (like me) u would not have to sleep at all (except i have to sleep becuz my mam insists)

[@thefrogislying7560]

I'm not Irish and I don't sleep....

[@hopetaylor6416]

"Can I marry myself? That's a good question," - Jack thinking of being alone for the rest of his life

[@mochasumi]

"God could be a tiny little dog, for all we know." * It's a little white dog. It's fast asleep.

[@emily-rainbeetle7856]

Haha nice reference! (Careful, Undertale haters could be flying soon with their toxic need to push their opinions onto other people)

[@mochasumi]

LightningBug I am prepared to be bombarded with "go away u furry skeleton lover," because I know it isn't true. My favorite character is Alphys, actually. Sans is okay, but he's my least favorite main character. Great, now both the people who like Undertale AND hate Undertale are coming after me. ;v;

[@emily-rainbeetle7856]

Eevee1016 Gaming Haha nah, I thought Alphys was adorable. My favorite was Papyrus, because he was so ridiculously stupid that it was endearing! I don't get why people can't accept that someone can like or dislike something if they want... well, in a game at the very least, it shouldn't be an issue. Not everyone has to agree. Have a good day dude! (That was not an assumption to your gender)

[@saturn3260]

oh my god

[@muath1401]

LightningBug you're great, it has been a long time since I saw a non cancerous undertale comment you should win an award :P

[@squishydoctor9610]

Fun fact: Fish actually can drown because they need air to breath because water is made up of oxygen and hydrogen. They need oxygen for the water. There is a thing called H2o Also.....SLEEEP IS FOR THE WEEK JACK!!!!!

[@sopranope5191]

Actually they don't breathe air, they filter out other components of water and take the oxygen, much like our lungs do by filtering out carbon dioxide, dust pollen and other things from the atmosphere 😊

[@sopranope5191]

Air is composed of many things, you must remember that oxygen does not equal air.

[@friskdreemuur7686]

Squishy Doctor. Yep thats why there's something called H20

[@coopercollins4398]

Huh cool!!! 👍👍

[@hotdog3392]

zesplin how would they quote you if that's a question?

[@wetdog1190]

Even he believed the queen never dies

[@Doggof2p]

5:09 that moment when the drugs kick in 😂😂

[@toppuuu5642]

NOOO DON'T JUMP *Setting up Camera* Ok now jump C:

[@purpleponder]

Topbig Nice 😂🤣

[@kuragari9846]

beep beep

[@jacksepticeye]

DO A FLIP!

[@Jonathan-gg5ip]

jacksepticeye my boi

[@starkk_a]

its do a flop jack

[@KittyCatThang]

Ahaha "I would like to buy a box of politics."

[@theprinceoffreshair]

KittyCatThang life was like a box of polotics

[@delayni638]

the prince of fresh air ya never know who's gonna be elected

[@EsYeye]

KittyCatThang :33333

[@arditeactingcrew8893]

Jack a Fenniken is acutely based off of a Fennic Fox which happens to be my fav animal

[@jarrydgrimes689]

OMG THAT FISH FACE 5:14. I DIED LAUGHING

[@BritishEcho]

Good to see Sean still has Trico from TheLastGuardian on his mind. #NeverForgetTrico :)

[@delayni638]

NOOB GAMING TRICO IS SO ADORABLE

[@wayjae]

NOOB GAMING It's because he's too adorable to forget

[@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay]

Nope nope nopety I know right, I need a plushie of him

[@BritishEcho]

Vegeta Saiyan/YamiSaiya-jinNinja Cosplay If only there was, I would buy SOOOOO many :3

[@EsYeye]

NOOB GAMING TTTTRRRRRIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOO

[@xoxomars6832]

Jack, are you okay? You're quieter than you usually are.

[@xoxomars6832]

You're not bursting my eardrums

[@iwantthathat3355]

Xoxo Mars hes not playing a game

[@xoxomars6832]

Ya, but still.

[@za0793]

Xoxo Mars If you don't like him or the way he yells then why watch him? For attention.

[@MillicentT]

Za0 They never said they didn't like them. They asked a simple question. Why are you assuming?

[@minecraftaxolotl2830]

2:52 “Queen Elizabeth never dies” Bout that

[@shikarifox4337]

15:57 You can legally own a fox, well, vulpes vulpes (Red/urban fox) and vulpes zerda (Fennec fox) for sure, unsure about any other genus, but if you have enough room for them to run around and are capable of maintaining a happy life for the fox, you can.

[@shikarifox4337]

Stopped and wrote this comment before continuing, happy with your comments on owning one ❤️

[@tedbludrek]

Can u play Narcosis please , Its about deep sea horror adventure

[@tedbludrek]

U gonna like it

[@tedbludrek]

Yeah right

[@tedbludrek]

I agree with u

[@tedbludrek]

Ohh Yesss

[@kusnivlog2406]

I Said this hundred time in this channel

[@smiley-vr1hf]

Can a group of already corrupt people be corrupt?

[@awesomesauceyumyum]

If you corrupt a corrupt group do they become ethical?

[@grampton]

if you put a trojan virus, then you deleted them and recover them after years, they would be corrupt.

[@albertamalachi3560]

Xact Lee They just gain a level in it and now deal 10% damage to non-corrupted characters.

[@koviakore]

Soft Racoon There could be a corrupt person in the currupt group of people that plans to betray them all.

[@reallyrll]

Does a set of all sets contain itself? ...I'm not trying to be philosophical or even add anything to the conversation, the OP just reminded me of that little riddle.

[@quietbeauty4457]

WHEN JACK SAID "AHH! I CAN'T BREATHE!", I IMAGINED A FISH FLYING PAST A FISHERMAN'S HEAD SCREAMING THAT IN JACK'S VOICE! I LAUGHED SO HARD MY CHEEKS HURT! 😂😆

[@Ragemuffn]

You still need physical top notch reactions to be a high skill esport athlete as well, not to mention many of them work out a lot to keep their body as fresh as possible for their mind to keep healthy and awake.

[@zisisberd1067]

*Can i marry my fighter jet?*

[@themilkman3949]

Zis is Berd you... apache attack helicopter, may take this fighter jet to be your lawful wedding wife, you may kiss the bride

[@grampton]

I just married a MiG-31 Foxhound, she fast as fuck man.

[@Jesus-zp7fe]

Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire that's hot

[@friskdreemuur7686]

Zis is Berd. what ever soot's your buns😂

[@stonesz3135]

Zis is Berd YES GO ON MARRY YOUR FIGHTER JET I MARRIED MY MINI FRIDGE

[@smoff__]

Jack: *I won't clickbait* this is the only good in youtube

[@Jake1702]

"Was there ever a Minecraft 2" Ok, I gotta admit I expected that to be the lowest xD

[@_zelatrix]

"Queen Elizabeth never dies" GOD DAMMIT JACK!

[@danim4147]

Okay when Jack said the teenager phrase of I would die. Its me on all levels. I died when I found out that Alois and Claude kissed I died on the inside. Like if you like black butler

[@anachristina3110]

Hey it's Emily when have they kissed?? in the anime? I mean, they got close in one of the episodes but I don't remember they kissing.. (Just curiosity, i Love Black butler too, alois is one of my faves :3)

[@danim4147]

Ana Christina M. S. Costa I remember that it was in the second season. They did get really close then they slightly kissed before a black screen appeared

[@anachristina3110]

Hey it's Emily aaaa I'll have to rewatch It then, I don't remember xD but thanks ^,^

[@danim4147]

Ana Christina M. S. Costa No problem! I'd do that for anyone who like black butler

[@anachristina3110]

Hey it's Emily 🐱🐱🐱🐱💓

[@aerukhfsfdhfhs9377]

I'm a millennial Thank you internet... ima just go cry in a corner😭

[@ethex74]

Ԁѧṡṭѧяԁʟʏ Ѧṭṭʏ Anyone born after 1980 is a Millennial. I'm not sure if Jack knows that.

[@ethex74]

Ԁѧṡṭѧяԁʟʏ Ѧṭṭʏ Anyone born after 1980 and to like 2000, I believe. Although the end year differs depending on who you ask

[@daniellegao8939]

dat profile pic, 👌

[@xenbri1271]

Ԁѧṡṭѧяԁʟʏ Ѧṭṭʏ I'm not a millennial but I love stuff from it like invader zim, Hey Arnold, and catdog.

[@LeviZReaper]

the grim adventures of billy and mandy,ed edd and eddy,the power puff girls(FK THE NEW ONE),my life as a teenage robot(i think i made my point i was born in 2000 so im 80% im a millennial

[@vashvana]

"Sleep is for the weak!!!" Someone needs to turn that quote into a rap.

[@foolserrand9715]

Although sleep is for the weak it can put us at our peak Makin us sleek and goin deep into life as it is we go to that bis but we all need to know what life is If we don't know then all of this will tell us about how can be don't you see we need to get better realitys move through the falicys to realize the actuality of life's own idiocy concluding and excluding pain with no gain we need the game to help life be the same for all of us so we need to realize, and rise nothing to testify as in life we fall but then all we can do is rise again

[@sylviashealy3454]

wow... damn

[@MJ_338]

The bossy boss gamer dude then it should at least be like a "fuck the police" kinda rap

[@Sybato]

Sleep is for the weak The week long feat of working for the man with the great big teat

[@foolserrand9715]

I've only made two raps to two songs... Idk how I do this stuff

[@justaregulartoaster]

16:00 "when your expectations are low, everything surprises you" -jacksepticeye 2017

[@ameeandrew7198]

My dear lord, i was in the middle of swollowing when the "can i marry...?" came up and chocked as i read the answers. Whyyyyy humanityyyyy

[@rainbigsby5945]

Aaaaand that's why I try not to eat during these types of videos :p

[@ameeandrew7198]

I have learned a valuable lesson... haha

[@rainbigsby5945]

Haha :p

[@rampager1990]

Incest is part of christianity. Adam and Eve's kids all paired up and thats where we all originated from. 😂 The bible, such an interesting work of fiction.

[@johnpolsen]

The Bible also says that the rule against incest wasn't a thing until Moses' time, a few millennia later. Presumably this was God's plan to combat genetic entropy, which wasn't as pronounced as it is now, as Adam's genes were made perfect, and it took a long time after the Fall for them to degenerate.

[@mateobarela333]

I like how every youtuber i see looks unique Example: colored hair colored eye color everything but me if i was in a game I would be the default character with black hair black eye tan skin plain black, white, gray, clothes with no logos plain everything but I guess that's what makes me unique or idk this had nothing to do with the video btw

[@racialconsciousness7169]

So you would have the emo class?

[@mateobarela333]

Sparky The Dog its not a phase mom! jk im not emo

[@noahortega2683]

Teo Blue Ray of my own business and the kids to be in touch, I will have the option. if I could get to see the difference in price of one. it will take a moment of my own business and the kids to be in touch, I will have the option. if I could get to see the difference in price of one. it will take a moment of my own business and the kids to be in touch, I will have the option. if

[@frogshavefeelings2850]

rest is for the weary; sleep is for the dead.

[@genevieveroy780]

I can imagine all dogs just like "NO YOU PEASANTS! I AM THE BEING THAT RULES YOU ALL! GIVE ME BELLY RUB!!!!"

[@bee-brie]

When I'm actually one of those people who say, "DED. I JUST FUCKING DIED." But I'm laughing hysterically.

[@andyshmandy1189]

i type 'im screaming' with a completely blank expression on my face every time jack dont expose me like this

[@keavycat7314]

I AM A GAMER AND A GYMNAST I AM THE ATHLETE GAMER. IM ALSO A QUOKKA.

[@sameethfarhaan5214]

Keavycat b And your gay

[@keavycat7314]

iOS Gaming I am how did you know ;P

[@sameethfarhaan5214]

walrus doggo I thought my username will be funny

[@boost2.041]

Keavycat the hell os a quokka?

[@keavycat7314]

QUOKKAS ARE THE MOST AMAZING CREATURE YOU WILL EVER SEE

[@darsonosumitomo7328]

I feel so called out when Jack talk about the I'm screaming thing lmao

[@ohgoshihatemylife6429]

. . I had to look up if I could marry myself after it popped up in the game.

[@elodin1241]

Can you?

[@IndianNinja8299]

yeah can you?????

[@Ash-kw8ns]

You're killing us with suspense dude. Can we marry ourselves?

[@ohgoshihatemylife6429]

Hey! I only looked at one website so don't quote me about whether it's true or not! But the website talked about a program that let you marry yourself for like, $300 or something. It comes with premade wedding vows apparently.

[@vertsabre]

what the heck . . . does that work on your taxes?

[@DanielCardei]

Awesome as usual jack ! RESPECT

[@natalieieie]

Would just adore if there was some kind of t shirt with *SLEEPING IS FOR WEAK!(says in Irish accent)* written all over it

[@squidwardtentpoles2515]

Natalija Korhec I would pay MONEY for that shirt and where it ALL over time!

[@samrootaledge468]

Just finished watching evolution of jacksepticeye and jack we won't abandon you dude this community loves you

[@spekydot9103]

Jack I dare you to ask Siri what zero divide zero is

[@StupendousShelby]

Millennials were born from 1981 to 1997 were as gen z was born from 1998 to 2010

[@oybbbb3743]

Thank you good sir/ma'am I've been wondering about this for such a long time

[@StupendousShelby]

bro hams np

[@delayni638]

shelby sunshine False, actually. Millennials were born from 1982-2004.

[@Bluedittoman]

Trico Love nope, hes right, after 1997 its gen Z, look it up

[@nothingbutastupidshit4039]

There is no exact definition on the actual year millennial fall under. However some people choose late-ish 1980-pre 2000 as the range-ish

[@callsigncrossroads4078]

jack your a really good person you help me out at school and you help me out at stuff like home work motivation and a LOT of teachers are mean to me and it really helps out so thanks jack!!!

[@Theonlyleedsbasedjarling]

Bradley Coleman No, your teachers aren't mean to you, you're just a whiny bitch complaining about getting homework.

[@callsigncrossroads4078]

That guy that's just kinda there they said that a girl is not that stupid to like me and call me out in class so back off

[@penmumble]

I'm sorry to hear that. School SUCKS but just remember it doesn't last forever. And teachers are just miserable because they're doing a job they hate and shouldn't take it out on the students :/ don't worry about it :)

[@callsigncrossroads4078]

penmumble thanks :D

[@foolserrand9715]

You're

[@oddcrafter1270]

As a geology nerd, I feel compelled to tackle those "are rocks" questions at the end: are rocks renewable or nonrenewable - Depends on the timescale: in our lifetime, no; on a geologic deep-time scale, yes. are rocks made of cells - No. are rocks alive - No. are rocks organic - Chemically speaking, no. are rocks made of minerals - Yes.

[@purerage9117]

jack:"millenials are trash" me:"well there goes 1000000 subscibers"

[@thecluelessgenius3099]

Fun Fact: certain fish can actually drown

[@thecluelessgenius3099]

Anonymous fish 110 I don't know

[@ImNotActuallyChristian]

Not really, the definition of fish is an animal with a gill, meaning they can breath underwater. There are, however, other animals that live in the water, like the dolphin (which is a mammal) that has to go over the water every few minutes to breath.

[@morganprescott2003]

Corydoras need both oxygen from the water and atmospheric air to breathe. So yeah, some fish can drown :p

[@thecluelessgenius3099]

Ch Mo I know the difference between fish and marine mammals. I'm literally saying that some fish species can drown because fish breath by running water through their gills and absorbing the oxygen from the water and while most fish can manually move water through their gills, some species (like some sharks) can't manually make water flow through their gills so they have to keep swimming in order to breathe so if they were to stop swimming they would, by definition, drown

[@BounerHolmes]

Goddamn man we're not here to learn frickin bio

[@swag4lifeish]

#OMG I AM DYING #OMG IAM SCREAMING😂😂😂😂

[@Yoinkkerzz]

I just stared at the screen of 17:00 remembering the generation I'm living in internally crying.

[@HealYourGirl]

Jack I love u your so funny and I love your accent... and your really loud and I like loud😁😁 love ya💖💞💘💌💋

[@VoidExileYT]

just no... ._.

[@masa-lr7fc]

Void Exile 😂

[@alphablrclan1586]

Krispyx130 desperate :)

[@cara2183]

"I like loud" Dashie seems like the perfect youtuber for you then.

[@youshallnotpass2845]

Elizabeth Mann the song I like it loud comes to mind with this comment

[@cursetea49]

I realized the other day... fish can technically drown, they need oxygen in their water lmao

[@noah_lot2842]

What if god was just a dog constantly walking backwards?

[@rainbigsby5945]

Wow... I never thought of that... God is just a dog doing the moon-walk XD

[@-themeepqueen3984]

no God is a stout weasel I have proof in which I mean I have no proof at all

[@DeadPool-rq5iv]

Jacks like 5 hour energy, 24/7

[@aka_kjay1]

So .. how many people picked up on that Pokemon reference error? Sorry, I couldn't help it. Good work! :)

[@DarkRubberNeck]

Oooh I got one "Is Jackscepticeye god?" XD

[@idiot3651]

DarkRubberNeck no he is BOOOSSSS GOOOD

[@EsotErikka]

DarkRubberNeck No, he's just a cool human.

[@j0sephii]

DarkRubberNeck hes a king of bossatronia

[@enzo_c.]

DarkRubberNeck no he's a boss

[@rachelheaton8715]

DarkRubberNeck he is

[@-lele-]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!

[@codyward5124]

great image bro

[@MimsTwo]

10:08 they're all questions Jack, I don't why but this really made me laugh.

[@rareapexlegendsclip1644]

Only youtuber that dosent ask for likes or use clickbait

[@cordeliax8972]

really not the only one

[@gor2714]

His catchphrase is literally "PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE." ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@pepsiipep7842]

Out of thousands of youtube channels you think he's the only one?

[@shaetane]

Small correction +Gordato : his catchphrase is "Thank you so much for watching this episode and IF YOU LIKED IT, punch that like button in the face" ^^ not asking for likes here ;)

[@ghostloaf6265]

Elijah LA caille Boi do u watch the end

[@dumbclown]

do you wanna know how happy I am? I'm happy from my head tomatoes!

[@dayton4883]

Lapis the Demon HA

[@caitlinluna1558]

Lapis the Demon Yes! 👏👏👏

[@tyrant2074]

JACK IS DA BEST TUBER. #tuber simulator

[@tyrant2074]

i also liked my own comment

[@gibby2084]

ninja frost sword I like the honesty

[@nera9178]

ninja frost sword i laughed more than i should've.

[@vladimirstroganoff4404]

Jack is one of the few youtubers left that don't clickbait, it's a very rare species of youtubers but they do exist.

[@mvnation4479]

Jack! The Escapists 2 is coming out this year on PC, PlayStation 4, Xbox One and Nintendo Switch! Could you play it please? This one features local and online multiplayer as well as singleplayer campaign! New graphics, new attacks, items etc. It looks so fun! Please, like so Jack can see! (I don't beg for likes, I just want Jack to see this)

[@seidimeow]

I agree, sleep IS FOR THE WEEK. I could sleep for an entire week, who needs a social life when you can be cozy in bed 😉

[@SnekGaming25]

OMG Jack and I want the same thing in life!!! A fennec fox!

[@-themeepqueen3984]

look up silver fox

[@ThallanarRabidtooth]

Change your profile pic to a Fennec then! How DARE you say that with a picture of a Red Fox as your KZbin profile picture! Fennecs are dumb anyway because "Ooh big ears, so cute!" WELL I GUESS THAT JUST SUCKS CUZ I DON'T HAVE BIG EARS, BUT I HAVE A TAIL THAT IS 84% MY BODY LENGTH!!

[@SnekGaming25]

Thallanar Rabidtooth yes fennec foxes are cute, but I would prefer a red fox... Oops...

[@jacksepticeye]

They're SO cute!!!

[@Tails2468]

Watch out, they scream

[@mangythefox2725]

10:40 Jack’s giggle killed me XD 15:52 ( looks through list, thinking that all these answers make sense, not at all noticing the words at the bottom of the list of questions until finally looking back through it whilst thoroughly reading it over and seeing what the last one says ) { I just made a story out of this, what the heck XD } ( squeals loudly in appreciation to see that people have mostly the same interest in the fluffy canine like creatures as her ) { I’ve been writing overly descriptive descriptions too much...... } 16:25 ( squeals again ) ( I’m not making that noise because of what jack said of him wanting to own a pet Foof ~ ok, maybe it is a little ~ but the fact that you CAN legally own a Foof makes me so happy because it is my dream to have one as a pet )

[@RemovingTheWingus]

the queen will be 91 this year on April 21st

[@crystallynn8031]

:oo My mom's birthday is April 21st. No joke, Lol.

[@madameetoile7]

"I want a fennec fox. It looks like Treecko". wat

[@CyrusLagom]

Jonathan Kullens Trico, from the Last Guardian not the pokemon.

[@madameetoile7]

...that makes more sense. :U

[@huntercupples9614]

Paul saw God in the Bible, but he didn't die. He was blinded though!

[@emz33]

Hey Jack, you'll never see this, but fish actually don't drown in air, they can still breathe. The reason they die is their gills dry out which is the primary way they receive oxygen. So if you take a fish out of water but keep their gills moist, they can actually live quite a long time. (That's how they transport sea creatures that beach themselves, keep 'em wet)

[@my.chemical.killjoy7455]

No gamers are Geeks not nerds. Nerds are the ones who love school and learning. Geeks love cosplaying and video games!

[@xxnayborgreyxx4452]

Panic! At The Twenty Øne Piløts Crybabies Crybabies go good comment, great username :) and even better pfp

[@whinottoonish]

My.Chemical. Killjoy no no, you can be a nerd ABOUT Gaming. know all there is you can know therefore making you amazing at video games.

[@ryantruvis4592]

QUEENS NEVER DIE.

[@derekv1183]

Ryan Truvis die* (sorry for being a grammar nazi)

[@ryantruvis4592]

Oh, i didn't notice that thanks

[@ryantruvis4592]

Nightlife_Legend Derek Villaruz fixed it

[@darthmalgus9525]

Queen Elizabeth I people.

[@bencarley6896]

Darth Malgus Cleopatora is very dead

[@petersignorino3763]

7:08 Nice banner bro!

[@pineappleplayer8038]

Peter Signorino 11:22

[@austinschmuck7814]

i have been very busy the past for weeks and i finally found get a break so im spending this time watching your videos

[@OokisMcFlookis]

5:15 that should have bee the thumbnail

[@za0793]

Leonard Muth Lol.

[@angelicaanna2249]

Leonard Muth tru

[@Kronically_0nline]

Leonard Muth yes it should have 😂

[@crybabyfangirlx6350]

Anyone start singing diamonds aren't forever by bmth when he said "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK"

[@BBoxeq]

Crybaby Fangirl x Y E S finally, i thought i was the only one!

[@axnotworthy3433]

Crybaby Fangirl x THANK YOU!! Seems no one else listens to them on here...

[@BBoxeq]

I Wish I Was Brendon Urie slightly disappointing;;

[@4rs0n1sm]

Yes

[@lovehate1185]

Crybaby Fangirl x meeeee

[@Bears4everyone]

my mother's boyfriend is a rocket scientist and I just recommend him to play Kerbal Space Program, so soon a rocket scientist will play that game 😂😂

[@cupcakez7938]

8:20 *laughs in 2020* When the pentagon released ufo footage and no one cared-

[@matcrakil1653]

WE ARE A RACE I AM JEWISH still love ya jack

[@jessicadennis5297]

MATCRAKIL i just love how we just answer his questions

[@matcrakil1653]

yas

[@Ay-iz1ti]

MATCRAKIL twosync

[@delayni638]

MATCRAKIL Jewish isn't a race k xd

[@matcrakil1653]

lol

[@harryjones4787]

When you have 6 failures and 12 perfect responses half of the answers are not failures like you said. There are 18 questions together so 1/3 were failures and 2/3 were perfect answers. Sorry had to point it out.

[@theblade3487]

"was there emails sent?" *Hillary leaves the room*

[@nicholasfongemie8546]

Bladen Rogers I'm so glad I saw this comment. You, my friend, are a genius. Second Like for you 😂

[@SethBoiardee]

Bladen Rogers 😂😂😂

[@jaxpro611]

Bladen Rogers exactly wat I was thinking

[@lenatraceroxton1363]

Bladen Rogers 😂😂😂😂

[@omegafoxxtrot7248]

Congratulations on making probably the only Hillary joke that didn't include Monca Lewinski and\or didn't immediately dissolve into a political hate fest in two seconds. That was brilliant whoever you are!

[@MonsterMasterFightingLucario]

My Siri said, "I'm not the competive type."