CAN I PET YOUR KITTIES? | Google Autocomplete #3

I don't know why I got so many random, hilarious Google Autocomplete searches this time!
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[@hipeople2805]

"Be yourself" "Be a decent human being" Choose one because I can't be both

[@scribbleheart313]

Hi People same

[@raging_brachydios]

Hi People it hard to choose

[@scribbleheart313]

Cancerman yep

[@summerthewolf2065]

Being a descent human is cool...no one ever gets a positive effect after being yourself. Why? Because some people are sh*t and get mad after you be yourself.

[@summerthewolf2065]

BobaAsdf.........how? I am a murder and I don't get positive effects after murdering people...TELL ME YOUR SECRET!!!

[@cameronaguirre8025]

"was there ever a female poop" - jacksepticeye, 2017

[@fleurpayne3620]

"it has become apparent to me that i am a parent!" -jacksepticeye 2017 HOLY SHIT DA JOKES!

[@nytutso]

Meosi No you spammer

[@InesRSerra]

Actually, a female poop does exist...

[@goodmorningennui]

"semen" is "cement" in indonesian lmao

[@jacksepticeye]

Well it DOES harden quite strong!

[@hofficalz]

jacksepticeye Almost like a solid ground

[@jakeybeans]

jacksepticeye hahahahahaha XD

[@RayClust]

when you knew the meaning of it but you still laughed anyway

[@tigersden9604]

jacksepticeye wow just wow

[@gibrielle9669]

"Help I'm alive" Connor from Detroit become human

[@bobcatcubs]

For some reason, I thought you meant Connor from Dear Evan Hansen and had to reread your comment. I mean, it fits either way.

[@askdeterminataleandaus5670]

why does this have a small amount of likes?

[@evergrexn2262]

@@bobcatcubs Honestly it does. Rip emo boi

[@xtwlgx]

Yes XD

[@gummy8691]

No, RK900

[@CanalRodriRange]

can i pet your pet named steve

[@royalmaniac5774]

Rodrigo Rangel best comment I've ever seen

[@CanalRodriRange]

Royal Maniac hahaha thanks man.

[@Adenon.W]

Beautiful

[@alphaamigo9688]

Can i Steve pet your named pet?

[@indestrezarl7623]

pet can i steve pet? your named

[@kyg96]

Jack, "Can i pet your kitties" is a KZbin video. It's of a child going over to their neighbors house and they ask "Can I pet your titties?" and the neighbor says "My what?!?" The boy then points to his cats and the man says "OHHHHH my KITties... Yeah, sure."

[@colecomfort4454]

justaladynamedkatie I know a little girl and she came over to my house with my sisters friend she was chasing my cat like come here titties! And I was like 😯😓

[@DreamyFlowerz]

"How to attract women?" Be jacksepticeye.

[@MiotaLee]

I was just silently thinking to myself "If I don't attempt to reach out, I won't feel rejected"

[@siire5518]

"How to attract me?" Also be Jacksepticeye.

[@boredemogirl]

YASDDDDSSSS

[@xtwlgx]

Mood

[@ajaxulated6289]

Mhm

[@EmilyP]

'help i am alive' same

[@Sunnybias]

Emily P #relatable

[@shanebywater6628]

Fucking emo.

[@Stone19298]

Agreed

[@johnsonl82]

what a coincidence so am I.

[@gracie1052]

Emily P or hey Gerard

[@StaySafeDontDie]

Don't even get me started on silly place names. Canada's got a wealth of them. Dildo, NL. Ball's Falls, ON. Happy Adventure, NL. Sober Island, NS. Swastika, ON. Spread Eagle Bay, NL. Stoner, BC. Climax, SK. Forget, SK. Come By Chance, NL. Crotch Lake, ON. This is only some of the vast strangeness that we have to offer. And don't worry, if you laugh at Regina, SK - we know damn well what it rhymes with.

[@StaySafeDontDie]

sounds like if you worked out too hard in tight clothes, tbh.

[@jacksepticeye]

This is gold! haha

[@ghostmonta4761]

DoYouBelieveInIt where I'm from we have a town called Two Egg and one where no one can say. People call it Stiff n ugly buts spelled Estiffanugla

[@Tj_Smeejay]

Regina smells like it sounds. (Because of the refinery)

[@chloebarrow7185]

jacksepticeye Jack I love your videos so much! you've helped me a lot even tho all you do is record, it helps so much. I've been binge watching your channel to get over a break up and it helps so much! keep doing what you do best. 💕

[@jadeliann3967]

"Why are white people white" "Oh my god Karen you can't just ask people why they're white"

[@Fun_Syz]

Jade Liann I read this comment as he said it! 😂

[@geekfoot4372]

As it should only be read! +1 nod of approval.

[@FatAssSquirrel]

Jade Liann lol mean girls

[@karenharrison-harrand4762]

It get that... It's from Outnumbered

[@isabellathecutekitty4340]

My tie is evil and it's trying to kill me

[@peanutbulbasaur7263]

Look Out he's got a nose! "Bang bang" "gunshots"

[@dilimus]

My time machine finally worked-I AM A STEGOSAURUS

[@Bumper-yl4ev]

Please don't hurt me... HEHEHEHE

[@crosssans5091]

Sprennard87 circus baby bro kill me

[@crosssans5091]

Everybody do the flop!*flop*

[@namesurname3092]

"Be yourself" "Be a decent human being" WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO DO MAN?????

[@bigjai]

xpto7 KZbin same

[@thatsecretemo6514]

xpto7 KZbin same!!! I seriously have a problem, so emotion consideration is GONE. Fun....😄

[@reagan2912]

Be a version of your decent self So be yourself but decent.

[@masonkennedy8089]

xpto7 KZbin Actually, funny thing is that is actually how I got my girlfriend. I was just myself (with some nerves, more or less). Now I am so happy. Go ahead, Jack was right.

[@mustangbeauty4]

Either be Joseph Stalin or Jesus Christ

[@simonstraub3912]

How to attract women: be Jacksepticeye

[@mspuppy8762]

Jack Septiceye2 YOUR NOT JACKSEPTICEYE

[@Адоман]

Thank you, Sherlock.

[@jaywasablindpirate]

How to attract woman: Be a good looking youtuber. Welp, I already failed at both of those...

[@filipsbigshlong9631]

mostly yes XDD

[@Jay-vm2fc]

Danielle Straub im in love with him alredy

[@grinjk2837]

killed by octopus, man that's a hardcore hentai

[@awxqle4113]

Grinjk Hahaha! Those tentacles... (Watch Akidearest, she's into those...I sound like a perv now.)

[@grinjk2837]

i actually do watch every now and then, she's pretty funny

[@alexsiemers7898]

Well, this is... um... _shitwhatamisupposedtosay..._

[@angelofrevelation5822]

Alex Siemers "This went very dirty, very fast" is your line...

[@creepypastajohn3108]

Grinjk i just go done watching hentai..... I said nothing i ment... Goodbye

[@candlequeen666]

"Help my tie is evil and it's trying to kill meeee" ASDF movie

[@cocoamint7762]

707 defender of justice *I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THINKING THAT GAHHH XD*

[@candlequeen666]

fedorable patrick lol

[@theavocado8070]

Lolololololololol!!!!

[@fnaffighter8562]

I LOVE ASDF MOVIES!!!!

[@mr.cyclone6697]

Ayyyyyyy

[@samuraisubzero3384]

teacher: stand up and answer the question! me: no, I'm at half mast 😂😂😂

[@FindMigIda]

saurabh joshi i Reading this and didnt get it then i Saw it in the video😂😂😂😂

[@sapphireshade5615]

saurabh joshi 😂😂😂

[@kirtil5177]

i hate it when its winter and you lose all your white friends in the snow

[@squidwardtentpoles2515]

kirito5 happens too many times!

[@Missknekt]

I hate when I join a guild and everybody dies..

[@Callixx06]

Emilia wtf lmao is that a Sao reference

[@scroudfox1072]

Kazuto Kirigama

[@mysteriousgirlxx1393]

kirito5 I hate when this happens

[@saiintvelvet]

L Li Lik Like Like a Like a b Like a bo Like a bos Like a boss SPEED IS KEY!!!

[@jaden5328]

Mya Chase that reminds me of my homework when I was in 3rd grade I would have to do it letter by letter

[@saiintvelvet]

gamer4life me to

[@eaderjay4184]

jaaaaaacccckkk! ur da dick! XD LOL

[@nazhifatruly9694]

im indonesian and him being confused by "Semen Indonesia" is just hilarious to me lmaoo

[@siire5518]

same

[@matthewcorbett9055]

See men in donesia

[@konnerhoolsema6458]

lol

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

"Semen" is the English word for cum/jizz. The stuff that comes out of the penis when a man ejaculates. It is full of sperm. We find it funny for some reason. ;P

[@pupoflas9764]

@@OriginalCreatorSama yes we fucking know, literally what the OP was implying

[@Karmarsi]

" 'How to attract a Virgo man' I don't know, be a Libra!" - Am a Libra - Husband is a Virgo It worked! thanks Jack! :D

[@Harmony-hl9ix]

Karmarsi I'm a Libra too ☺️☺️☺️

[@Me-lb9cq]

Bad day?

[@sienahibbard4295]

his names sean

[@kristheblueberry2319]

Siena Hibbard He also goes by Jack. He got Jack from his friends and family calling him that.

[@Angelwoozz]

Ima libra too yaaaa

[@alicethetransdalek7333]

jack: "how to atract women? be yourself" ok i think i can do that "be a nice human being" but how the fuck i'm supposed to be both at the same time?

[@wolfgamer7458]

right?

[@qubit209]

"Be yourself!" Murders date.

[@goosejuice8057]

why would you have trouble attracting women if your not a nice person?

[@HandyAlacrity]

"Be yourself" Ok! I will just be watching KZbin while I'm on date!

[@mekniwassime2098]

good one xD

[@jacetheboogeyman3797]

"be yourself, be a decent human being" Jack your sending me mixed messages

[@dubstepwolves1379]

jack has 15 Million Subs!!!

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

Sorry to be this person but *you're

[@JayVeejulie]

same feeling xp

[@charadreemurr5025]

i know

[@pietrogrillicicilioni5257]

Illusive Man ii

[@myunicornlovesmarilynmanso8800]

Sean, Hello Kitty is not a cat. She is a little girl whom seeks a friend. They just made her a cat so the concept would be less creepy. At least that's what heard. Even though in the Wii video game I think, it says she is a Japanese shorthair. It's a weird concept with Kitty.

[@zeleniatdq]

Is t creepier if she is a taking cat then a human?? XD

[@ryker5457]

Im just imagining a girl with a decapitated cats head on hers like a mask

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@ryker5457 CREEPYYYY

[@frogking5298]

I heard that when I was around 5 and never watched it since

[@яненавижутебя-и5о]

"If you pierce your ear with a safety pin, it'll get infected, and f---- you up, and you'll grow a POTATO out of your ear!" -Jacksepticeye 2017

[@ArinJager1]

you then pierce the _potato_

[@joopeli4202]

Arin Jäger 😂😂🤣👍

[@яненавижутебя-и5о]

Yeaaaaaaaaah but then the potato will get infected 0-0

[@jak9926]

MeowDraws That's how I'm made? Ew.

[@AllyAlliance473]

"Is hello kitty a cat?" That's like saying "Is Jacksepticeye loud?"

[@joppesjopperi9033]

Alexandra Eriksson yep

[@independentautosales1280]

joppes jopperi noo I don't know you are talking jack is the most quiet person I ever met

[@Gralorn]

Well, the maker said that she is not a cat but a human girl. -.-

[@lexiw.1815]

Alexandra Eriksson I looked it up, apparently she isn't a cat

[@mossymoss1352]

Alexandra Eriksson ha !

[@Rayowag]

"Don't tell anyone, but my clothes are trying to kill me!" I just laughed so hard that my mother probably thought I am crazy 😂

[@colingrimm319]

Rayowag maybe you are

[@colingrimm319]

Rayowag also if ur so white it see through ud actually be red you got blood hopefully

[@leoleopardvlogs847]

umm well we are all crazy sometimes so im crazy ur crazy and jacks crazy

[@crosssans5091]

Me too XD

[@anidiot192]

Dude, you gotta help me, my tie is evil and it's going to kill me. *other guy walks away* Please don't hurt me =( Tie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@arianmendoza6299]

Hello kitty is actually not a cat

[@dancinganimals.]

Exactly

[@magicalpixie710]

Wtf? k thought she was???

[@anna-kathrynpreslar6591]

Betty Morley no, they made her to look like a cat but she’s a actually a human

[@aaronvanzomeren8775]

Its a god

[@mxdxsxn7050]

In the daytime I'm kitty white just a normal girl with a normal life

[@antigravitybears1631]

Jack quote of the year. "I had stealth boners." -JackSepticEye, 2K17

[@GeorgeWBush-bq4dj]

Why not shorten something to not actually shorten it?

[@twotiredbikev9708]

Sir Idiot right

[@joeyhaynes8862]

does he mean he has a small penis xD

[@cassou124]

Other quote : "Any whiter than me and I'd be see-through" (ok not as good, but still)

[@-_-._.-_-]

cassou124 Hey I remember you!

[@pandoraveravt]

"Oh My God, Karen, You Can’t Just Ask Someone Why They’re White" ~Mean Girls

[@janecat8753]

PandoraVera I was looking for this! Glad I'm not the only one, hahaha! Good memes, man. Good memes.

[@pandoraveravt]

I was honestly surprised no one had posted it yet, at least not that I saw lol

[@violent93]

PandoraVera fuck u😒

[@EclipsedWolf]

PandoraVera that is soooo fetch!

[@alainarose5325]

Finally I was waiting to see someone say this.

[@ersaiman6213]

semen mean cement in Indonesia jack up so jack can see..

[@Jenna_Talia]

Ersa Iman mother of comments...

[@beargrills3508]

Ersa Iman ah ok that makes sense. i mean, semen->cemen->cement. but do they use semen in their cement?

[@travismcnabb4673]

Only on Fridays mirko. That's what got you fired the last time, remember? Tuesdays are bad. Bad tuesdays.

[@enxnerion7707]

Mirko Antonini WTF LMAO

[@beargrills3508]

Travis McNabb well tuesdays, fridays, aren't they all the same?

[@dellstra7926]

4:12 Kanye: Help, I am a gay fish!

[@tescomealdeal5699]

Dellie Emmy do you like fish sticks? 🍥

[@trisarahtops5845]

I fucking love south park!

[@tescomealdeal5699]

Fight Me! 1 v 1 Me Mate same xD

[@euan6959]

I remeba!

[@nenacase4239]

Ima gay snake

[@gavinfarts2960]

Usually all people that live closer to the equater are darker skin. And farther from the equater usually get lighter skin.

[@boyesmc]

Gavinfarts then how come all of the skin tones live in America

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

McKenzy B Because they immigrated there. What the original comment is trying to say is that where a group of people originates from determines their skin tone. For example, African people and anyone descending from them are very likely to have darker skin. The Scandinavian people of the north all had pale skin. However it's not an exact science and things get more and more complicated as different heritages mix. There are people who we don't know where exactly they're from, just that they're of darker skin tone. Like how it's believed that Native Americans could descend from Asians.

[@maddygreenb]

McKenzy B Someone missed out on a major history lesson

[@LmaoMeowz]

Gavinfarts *equator

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Hahahaha I live in California and I'm pale as shiiiiiiiiiittttttt

[@faithmedlock8671]

advice from jack, number 122 attract a woman by putting honey on a string. ..... thats all.

[@raimeecook1089]

dannystoast But don't overdo it. Jack said to use a piece of honey.

[@youtubertrash8668]

I was just sat refreshing because I have nothing to do but wait for Jackaboy to upload

[@dannjj7813]

KZbinr Trash same

[@Vratburger]

KZbinr Trash SAME

[@quackvlrt]

Doesn't everyone..?

[@linawhorton9668]

KZbinr Trash same

[@youtubebinger5549]

-COOL USERNAME BRO-

[@YaBoyJa0234]

jack: " aPARENTly i know how a parent feels " me: ok heres the gun, now please end my suffering!

[@jacksepticeye]

hahahaha

[@YaBoyJa0234]

OMG HI JACK :D FAV KZbinR

[@themachine6125]

jacksepticeye hello there.

[@viciouschicken9811]

Welcome to sex ed with Jack.

[@themachine6125]

Vicious Chicken no. Don't do it. I here the fannart already

[@thecringiestgirlever6854]

Jacksepticeye: “well one rock is alive and he’s shining brighter then the rest of us” Me: “but your more handsome and beautiful then the rest of us!😉😂🤣”

[@bry9913]

growing potatoes out of your ears is just an Irish thing I guess, Jack.

[@travismcnabb4673]

Had that last summer.

[@jamie-rd1bv]

" then you'll grow a potato out of your ear " that's a true Irish for you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamie-rd1bv]

Update-- I said to siri " help I'm a fish " and she gave me directions to a fishing place.

[@Dontcryvalentino]

hi to the 1 percent who reads this

[@brokencreativity7266]

Kaelin Segers Why, hello there stranger. How you doin'? ; )

[@hudsonshroyer1084]

Hi

[@lucasparadis6555]

Hi

[@eaderjay4184]

Kaelin Segers hii

[@fidget934]

Kaelin Segers hello

[@eligrace3465]

"Is hello kitty a *catty* I don't know" Jack 2017

[@finalitygaming2729]

Okay, not gonna deny; when Jack started going on about "erections" and where they occur I fully expected him to say 'In fact, I have one right now!' then go on a brief rant as to why... X3

[@yeah4806]

FinalityGaming lol

[@grimpthemeltedchimp4705]

How dose a stealth Bonner work? Is it like a Solid Snake?

[@jebjeb6214]

Like Pokemon Onyx 😜

[@kommiekiller128]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! SOLID SNAKE, STEALTH BONER, SEMEN IN STAR BOX

[@toonleon2650]

It slips downwardss instead of straight on

[@noga7864]

How to attract women? easy,you just need to be Jacksepticeye

[@travismcnabb4673]

Got a little som som brown on your nose there bub.

[@tenacity25]

Dye your hair green, never talk normally and always scream, make your voice high pitched, and get an irish accent.

[@cuteuntold]

dear boys, its hard to be jacksepticeye bc theres only one jacksepticeye. just dye ur hair green HAHA

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

Being white is actually partly genetic so that question isnt racist

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

??? Being white is completely genetic. If your family is white then you will be too, unless there's a genetic mutation that makes your skin more pigmented. Albinism is also genetic and I think vitiligo is as well. That being said, being of any skin tone is genetic (aside from tanning). Whether it's genetic or not doesn't change if something is racist. Racism is believing that one race is better than others and holding prejudice against other races.

[@cinnamoncyanide_]

@@yesterdaystomorrow5510 Partly? Did you ever go to a seventh grade science class?

[@madeleinemarchisano7061]

@Thee Apollo Im late to this but its about melanin production right? like don't some people in certain countries produce more melanin than others in other countries? please fact check me if i am wrong, i just remember hearing it somewhere. I hope you understand what I am trying to say lol

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

It is. That's like asking why is someone black. Because they're born that way and they can't choose it

[@syren7277]

Killed by own clothes. Tie from asfd Evil tie

[@X-Caliber02]

Chaos Warfare YESSSZ

[@scribbleking6542]

Actually, it's asdfmovie. Sorry if you hate me now.

[@familytingzoyea6940]

Chaos Warfare pls don't hurt me

[@Yasu_Dumbass]

Please don't hurt me.....

[@kingroachofficial1821]

Kasey Page MWAHAHAHAH

[@krymsonmiller6988]

"Ur arm will fall off, and u will die" -Jacksepticeye 2k17 (world wide)

[@dce6180]

Krymson Miller VHHHHSZFFFFF

[@spurdosparde3844]

Krymson Miller Seems legit

[@tabby7104]

1:19 "Im an old man, GET OFF MY LAWN"

[@stitchpitt2350]

Tabby710 NO

[@timothytheballer1140]

“I’m an old man ehh get off my lawn!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😝😝😜🤪🤩 I still keep laughing

[@aduck436]

I laughed so hard And got so far Ended up In Semen indonesia

[@zacharyrichard3830]

Brilliant

[@jenniferh725]

A duck? Can THIS be a meme?

[@antonphilippreamkumar2336]

A duck? hum. okay

[@LA-pt4wu]

I like Asian girls i like Asian girls too 😁

[@bernarditabenitez2271]

A duck? Aaand its real

[@toaarania2392]

7:12For anyone who's wondering, it's because white people evolved in much colder climates, so had less exposure to sun and required less melanin in their skin to protect them. Black people are black for the same reason. Evolution and adaption to climate.

[@yplagued1903]

Toa Arania seems legit

[@fuzzybear2775]

Yup its logic.

[@faith9196]

That's some sound logic

[@DeliriousSquid]

Sean has the cutest fucking laugh 😂😂

[@geebsbricks3566]

Serenity stop flurtin u nub

[@ultranightcore6384]

Looks like someone is getting turned on...

[@icy1182001]

Serenity Now..... Insanity Later.....

[@zizindraws]

Serenity you be you but I find it funny 😀

[@jillianfetrow1476]

Serenity TRUE...SOOOO TRUE

[@the_mrs_kracker2656]

Sean: "Killed by octopus?" Me: -Thinking what Sean might say-" Haha anime"🤣

[@normafred2860]

Semen Indonesia is apparently a cement company... *sudden realisation of different languages*

[@crawllingchaos]

yeah, my country's a bit weird sometimes lol

[@paternusowen2106]

Yeah, semen in indonesia means Cement in english, very weird if taken out of context

[@EpicB]

Let's not forget Fucking, Austria.

[@Liv_Says]

"Why are white people white" *Tan friend turns and looks at me* What??

[@Liv_Says]

Ciel Trancy 😂😂👏

[@eaderjay4184]

Memes

[@wheatnir2924]

I am REALLY pale, like vampire pale. My sister is REALLY tan, like REALLY tan. My younger sister is in between, like REALLY in between. And my baby brother is pale.

[@tyvanvorst918]

Oli via I

[@nedaerylmaz9480]

How to attract women: wear a mask with Jack's face on it.

[@HandyAlacrity]

How to not attract women: wear a mask with Pewds face

[@nedaerylmaz9480]

Hassan haha lol

[@bmort1313]

How to attract men and women: wear a mask with Mark's face on it

[@kitsunehime3911]

neda eryrlmaz Ohmigosh! XD and I love Barry Mortichesky's reply! *wipes stray tear*

[@rue5675]

Barry Mortichesky+ That's how to attract me! :D

[@NovatemiArt]

"How to attract women? Well that's easy. Just tie a... piece of honey to a string and throw it, i dont know." ~Jacksepticeye 2017

[@carson5353]

Semen Indonesia, dropping loads since 2012

[@oneandonlykid]

carson lu kok bahasin semen negara aku

[@cogithefool4284]

Semen is cement in indonesia, and Semen Indonesia is the biggest cement company in the country. So, they're dropping loads waaay before 2012

[@DragonfireVEVO]

How to attract women? It's simple, you just throw a sweatshirt at them and they fall in love with you

[@feralbeast7303]

Or a hoodie. I would fall in love if someone threw hoodies at me....

[@kichoo6996]

Galm Pixy That won't work.

[@jackmatthews9637]

^ Tiny penis alert

[@VinTJ]

well FYI im pretty sure it's saying how ridiculous Jacob Sartorius' song "sweatshirt" is. If it's not saying it, then im saying it.

[@bakicjovana9629]

True tho..

[@talgron]

Clothes trying to kill you, someone been watching a little too much kill la kill

[@rubyh3834]

Timmy Morrill ayeeeee

[@TheJuExperience]

More importantly, can clothes conquer the universe?._.

[@azuregriffin1116]

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAYYYYY!!!!

[@hippyexd8937]

lol really xDD

[@TheJuExperience]

Timmy Morrill Well said😂👌

[@missingstrawberry2163]

How to attract a women (kpop fangirl)? Say I have a * insert fandom* tickets

[@myunicornlovesmarilynmanso8800]

Anime 4 Ever Accurate 👌

[@reesemartindale4576]

So trueee

[@heyyysjlikethis7187]

Yes lmao

[@Whdgus_val]

Yes 😂

[@millee6714]

When the face cam zoomed in and the noise was there is freaked my the fuck out 😂😂😂 if there's ever another fnaf game, a jumpscare should be jack shouting into the mic 😂😂

[@ThatOneGuy-lc2cp]

GuavaFox I read this as soon as it happened 😶😂

[@eaderjay4184]

GamerOnBreak XD I think the 2nd game's jump scare is his voice just more distorted

[@duckie8570]

Me too 😂

[@Khast_exe]

9:56 Help me my tie is evil & it's gonna kill meehee haha get it ........ asdf movies........no?.....k i'll leave

[@alevamoon4692]

Maniacal Ghoul SAME SAME.

[@picgmr1575]

Maniacal Ghoul I like trains🚆🚃🚄

[@theeyeofthetiger5122]

Maniacal Ghoul asfdmovie!

[@insanespiders]

YAY!!! asdfmovie!!

[@willowwarfstache8493]

Maniacal Ghoul NOO! DON'T JUMP! *sets up a camera* OKAY! NOW JUMP!

[@3DS1G]

Actually, the original creators of hello kitty say that she is not a kitty, she is a girl.

[@angele.3424]

my life is a lie. *dramatic music*

[@Ourosmosis]

Yea shes a little girl from London

[@zimmygirl777]

So she's a furry. You know. Furries. Like animal people. Brian Griffin? Not a dog. Furry. Brian is a furry. Brian Griffin's a furry. He's a furry, not a dog. Santa's Little Helper is a dog. Brian is a furry. It's obvious that Brian's a furry. Hello Kitty is a furry, not a cat. Brian Griffin is a furry, not a dog. Rocket Raccoon is a furry, not a raccoon.

[@GuyFromSomeWorld]

Christian Stewart Crap I just wrote that

[@lolnayy1588]

Christian Stewart So she is a catgirl

[@matthewpool6508]

"Killed by own clothes" Trans guys who wear binders can relate

[@sourlypatched6159]

Too true lad

[@axofbrevity]

oops I need to take it off, thanks for the random reminder

[@alyssabarber8711]

When he said "my clothes are trying to kill me" I imagined a dude turned around and his mom was folding clothes and he was like "mom run!"😂😂

[@slv6470]

😂😂

[@claireandsydneygraalonline3848]

FAM E when I heard I couldn't take him serious he was laughing so much😂😂😂😂😂😂 Why Did He Laugh So Much XD He tried to be scary but he was just laugh so hard

[@alyssabarber8711]

Claire And Sydney Graal Online Classic it just made it better😂

[@squishyaims682]

"Death by own clothes" HELP ME MAN MY TIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL MEEEE!

[@foolserrand9715]

Quick.. Tie it down

[@abbyyheart]

Amos X Muahahahahaha

[@silver_canvas2714]

Amos X "please don't kill me" 🙎‍♂️ "Mehahahaha" 👔

[@weirdkid7328]

asdf movie

[@notjustlaura6708]

When i listened "death by own clothes" i immediately think on that

[@magiccucumber7191]

Can I pierce my pet named Steve?

[@lukethomas7836]

Magic Cucumber 71 wow... really funny cause i get it lol

[@Animals-ns6je]

Magic Cucumber 71 aaaagh

[@blackenwhite7006]

Magic Cucumber 71 Hopefully you can

[@toaster_bath9028]

I get that WRONG ******* KZbinR THO

[@mrman4433]

Magic Cucumber 71 ooo

[@evelynnvernaz]

"How to attract women" Jack: Be yourself Also Jack: Be a nice human being Me: Those two terms are not compatible 😂😂😂

[@bribri7383]

Woman advice from Jack Lesson one: How to attract them: "You put a piece of honey on a string" Yes because you can physically PUT liquid honey on string, DONT EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT DIPPING THE STRING IN THE HONEY I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DO

[@dankmemelord6843]

Waddles Pines what if we dip the string in the honey?

[@nicolepaulk3537]

That was his advice on how to attract virgin men 😂

[@max-jk9nk]

Nicole Paulk no, it was the women one

[@guts2657]

Hey man, dat thick sticky honey viscosity will really get em goin

[@namixless9732]

Waddles Pines i diped the honey in the string...loop holes

[@parkerkavulich1042]

"Killed by own invention.... *whispers* "Sex Doll" 🙌🏽 -Jacksepticeye 2017

[@rozediana24]

Excuse me, BUT sex robot*(!!)

[@ClownyGuyToo]

erection when... my pet named steve

[@de_genix]

ClownyGuyToo DEAD ☠️☠️😂

[@yeanah6319]

ClownyGuyToo wrong channel but nice meme

[@goatking2983]

ClownyGuyToo o god not Steve!!!!

[@saqibarshad4809]

ClownyGuyToo from markipliar right

[@gerihoxha5742]

ClownyGuyToo HAHAHAAHHA you just made my day thank you so much

[@CHWH283]

**person makes google** *HALF OF HUMANITY WIPED OUT*

[@sperionstudios121]

i sorta feel bad for the 7 and 8-year-olds who don't know what half of this video is talking about XD

[@jacksepticeye]

Well I've never exactly been PG before lol

[@davidglaser5173]

+jacksepticeye lol

[@lucynsuns]

Drake Savage I feel like 7 & 8 year olds shouldn't exactly be watching Jacksepticeye...

[@specialsomething7625]

Cookie Lover same but im 11 so

[@specialsomething7625]

Cookie Lover love u user name

[@WSCKR]

um on the erection one you can guess what happened next....

[@Tanemo1609]

... lovely...

[@genericusername6893]

WSCKR 👏👏👏👏

[@tristanisaac-king1769]

WSCKR *bouncy spring sfx

[@ArcticArmy]

In Indonesian, 'Semen' means Cement.

[@Eefke666]

Pure white coat cats are often born deaf because of a degeneration of the inner ear (a single dot on the fur can significantly decrease the chances of deafness. Hence the pure emphasis on pure white). This condition can occur in cats with yellow, green and blue irises, although the chances of deafness are dramatically increased with blue irises. In white cats with mixed-coloured eyes (odd-eyed cats), it has been found that deafness is more likely to affect the ear on the blue-eyed side. White cats can have blue, gold, green, or copper coloured odd eyes.

[@giannarighi2168]

Why tho? Does the lack of melanin damage the cochlea, or is it an underlying condition that causes both?

[@jacksepticeye]

The more you know :D thanks!

[@mariaperry6682]

jacksepticeye hi love the video Jake keep it up

[@Eefke666]

Here’s what’s going on: There is a spiral-shaped cavity in the inner ear called the cochlea. This is where sound waves are converted to electrical signals and sent to the brain for processing. In order for those electrical signals to be transmitted upstream to the brain, ion balance needs to be maintained. Bottom line here is, the thing responsible for maintaining this mysterious ion balance is a thin layer of melanin pigment called melanocytes, and these cells coats the inside of the cochlea. If the white masking gene blocks the production of all pigment in a cat’s body, then that melanin isn’t going to be there. No melanin means no ion balance. No ion balance means no sound transmission. No sound transmission means deafness.

[@Eefke666]

As a vet assistent a took an interest in this subject after meeting a cat on one of my internship places. Cute little kitten. That is why i now this stuff if you where interested about the origin of the information. And your welcome Jack. Thanks for liking this.

[@adrianaisme4710]

Is Hello Kitty a cat? That's like asking if Donald Duck is a duck.

[@shushchildren1400]

The creator once said she was a human, which is why people more than likely looked it up.

[@definetlynottyleratall4647]

Adriana Young Actually, donald duck is a ROFL coptor

[@Caustic_Dystopia]

Adriana Young Hello Kitty isn't a cat, she's a little girl. Her name is Kitty White.

[@katelynnoneill2221]

Caustic Dystopia Yessss I'm so glad someone else knows thisss

[@William_Afton-du2hf]

Adriana Young YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!

[@Dontcryvalentino]

am i an decent being "no" will i ever be "no" does someone like me "no" will someone ever like me "no of course not "

[@王子-k3z]

7:29 Suga Is Whiter Than You, He Looks Like A Piece Of Paper

[@norahpearce8358]

D⃟e⃟p⃟r⃟e⃟s⃟s⃟e⃟d⃟ M⃟a⃟x⃟ D⃟e⃟a⃟d⃟ no jefree star

[@Whdgus_val]

Kskskskks true😂😂

[@CallMeNyxBlueBallerina]

His intro alone can cheer me up

[@pennyh.4212]

MarBlue Yeah, same😄

[@lilyperez3498]

I actually listen to Jack's videos to relax when I'm anxious

[@kadiec.1283]

Ear potatoes! "Help I'm a parent!" How my parents must feel! "Are rocks alive?" Has a friend named Stone Nah I don't think so... XD

[@Ry-912]

how to attract owls.. call vanoss xD

[@SMUGOWLL]

[@squiddles1678]

Eww...

[@seannguyen1297]

ALRIGHT!!!!!

[@workingonanames]

stop that

[@seannguyen1297]

lul

[@alamoofer1365]

*_"i HaD sTeAlTh BoNeRs"_*

[@niyaivanova7207]

is THAT BOY human - Jacksepticeye 20|7 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaeldoyle9846]

Is dat boi human**

[@jacksepticeye]

oh shit!

[@fexxaxi]

WADDUP

[@niyaivanova7207]

omg 😂😂💖

[@Patroclus]

"It has become apparent to me that i am a parent" -Jack, 2017. The Pun Master

[@blimperator9821]

Patroclus master has spoken

[@squareplaygaming7206]

stupid keyboard XD alhways prehssehs thhe hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh butt hon thoo muhch AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHHHAHAHA

[@WyxienTheFox]

Patroclus He could give Sans a run for his money!

[@squareplaygaming7206]

BUTT! i gotta solution! Butts.. the answer is always Butts i removed the key XD, gotta change it

[@eightykay]

Patroclus i will forever remember you as the hugging guy. It's printed into my brain.

[@dagothur5852]

MY TIE IS EVIL AND ITS TRYING TO KILL ME please get that reference

[@TheLilacButterfly]

Fuck 😥: Please don't hurt me. 👔: Muahuahuahua.

[@jacksepticeye]

ASDF!

[@jakeybeans]

Fuck asdf 😀 I like trains 🚊

[@cheatexp]

he probably knows what asdf is if he voiced in the latest one

[@specialsomething7625]

Fuck asdf bruh

[@btssuga1018]

2018 anyone

[@jamesburrows7634]

'Can I pet your kitties' was a vine where a 6 year-old came to this man's house and asked him if he could pet his kitties but he pronounced it like titties. Like so Sean can see. If you've seen this Sean please reply I've been watching you since 60k ~^_^~

[@Horserijder]

HavocKurl

[@Wit2200]

my faith in humanity is always around 15%

[@Hh-sp3fh]

Wit 2200 same

[@rumor-936]

Your Mum 5% give or take.

[@michaelgeel8641]

mine's been about -13% ever since i started playing hirez games and interacted with the other people that play their games.

[@Moreno6000]

Wit 2200 mine's -50%

[@Patroclus]

RIGHT!? Holy hell that community is toxic as all hell. If i dont play Smite with friends i just contemplate burning the whole world down.

[@LiaLielamie]

His hair is freaking BOOTYFUL when it's curly and ish- damn jack, damn.

[@KarlKarlex]

fortune_cookiy. cc I am afraid a cow will eat it.

[@Mr1flapjack1]

Anyone else disappointed he didn't get "erection when i poop"?

[@radioaktiv7841]

_me_

[@trasilli7312]

hello kitty isn't actually a cat she's a 8 year old girl, literally like search it up this comment will get lost

[@trasilli7312]

TheNightcore Paradoxian, sniff sniff. sNIFF SNIFF

[@nik7595]

black rabbit nice profile pic my man

[@STM_tm]

>_

[@specyt5612]

black rabbit I looked it up. *WELL SHIT SHES A KITTY*

[@jacksepticeye]

Dang! Logic'd!

[@draconis_margot6267]

When he said stealth boners I died laughing!! Anyone else?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌈🌈😎😎 (dun nu nu nu nu nu nu nu... stealth bone!)

[@sapphireshade5615]

Sandra Yordy I did 😂😂😂😂

[@theultimatememelord6586]

Friendly has Juggernaut boner armor.

[@ashdoncooley5020]

when I wake up look down shit look around no one is around than my mom walks in put the cover over me sit there wait for her to leave pew

[@SupersonicsilversTT]

I lost it when he did

[@adamzielinski8003]

Jack "was there ecstasy at the party?" Me "yes there was..... BUT JACK FUCKING TOOK IT ALL!!!"

[@jenniferh725]

Astro TRUE

[@lemonyemo8035]

Astro omg I saw this when jack said that oml

[@raeshaunjohnson837]

+Avalon A me to

[@netscapeprogram6206]

10:30 Jack: Erection when- Me: oh shit it's happening again

[@haleypereida132]

*why are white cats deaf* *Walks up to my cat* "Hey Boris!! You deaf?!" Boris: *looks at me with murderous look* Answer: No

[@an4tomyofaghost]

This deserves more likes lol

[@angeljelly1540]

"..if i were any whiter, i'd be see-through.." *DIES FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH*

[@danielh.8765]

But same tbh

[@hopeseyeball]

Anastasia Lovara me

[@amyhebblethwaite200]

OH NO I'M WHITER THAN JACK I'M SEE-THROUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@rud3dud38]

stealth boners is my new favourite word...

[@bee1501]

true but he is very white

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

That Leo joke killed me

[@rynwright3490]

same i just like the way jack said "he does"

[@ComesopaIndustries]

Someone You Don't Know me too holee shit 😂

[@zeleniatdq]

*Se-men In donesia* 😂😂😂😂 “ See men in Indonesia its very rare, and one time I saw one!” Idk what I got that from...😂😂

[@ifanalriansyah8560]

There is different pronunciation. In Indonesia, semen its mean cement. semen Indonesia its Company name

[@jak9926]

HEWP! MY TIE IS EVIL AND ITS TYING TO KILL MMEEEEHHHHEEHHHEEEEEE!!!!! 😰😰😰

[@AO-jm2qo]

Please don't hurt me :P

[@cutterasunakiller5134]

I like trains

[@anson2642]

cutterasuna killer no no wait WROOM!

[@hulksmash106]

Me Me Big Boy

[@lilpippy826]

Jasmin and Ariana please don't hurt me.