German : Except our history. Japanese : *hmm* Ours too.
@ricoricardo48504 жыл бұрын
Rotten Fruit Americans Britihs and french have a bad history too
@sensending71904 жыл бұрын
I guess America with their nuclearbombs... And today with the warcrime they do in the east. Its shit. Lol.
@alexanderfooy7234 жыл бұрын
Achim Wurst If you call the Nazis, East Germany, Hirohito, and Sakoku great I don’t know what to say. Other than that it’s pretty good though.
@timurermolenko20134 жыл бұрын
@Achim Wurst this is so true! Now Germans and Japanese supposed to think that their history is bad
@MsErikdeking4 жыл бұрын
@Achim Wurst but the germans lost two times over, and that's without counting the world wars!
@Luthen_Rael4 жыл бұрын
My favoitite german. no humour.perfect as all things should be.
@Kopfkirmes554 жыл бұрын
And behave like he got one on his waffle.
@W42PZ4 жыл бұрын
Theaquaticfroakie 24 He’s not German! Vincent is from Switzerland.
@desperadosaches44144 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@buddy39754 жыл бұрын
" 6 out of 9 on the BRATWURSTscale... " this is like saying " this SCHNITZEL is 6 out of 9 on the AUDIscale "
@emondrag4 жыл бұрын
69, get it?
@twbug4 жыл бұрын
sosig.
@thomasthereal40674 жыл бұрын
Are they now as good as german cars? No Educational value, this comes very close to humor. I reported this to the TüV Rheinland, I hope you understand
@ahoihuelfe4 жыл бұрын
I give it a 7... out of 25! :D
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
German engineer compares their glorious German science panzers to Japanese panzers(1942, colorized)
@tgonshonen14842 жыл бұрын
It it’s.
@noaimnoskillnokill39474 жыл бұрын
But ist ze old Volkswagen now besser than ze old japanisch car? If yu kann not komm to a conclusion yu kann alwais extend ze Bratwurst scale using ze Sauerkraut scale
@twbug4 жыл бұрын
Dt. Ingenieurskunst wins.
@gopanski53304 жыл бұрын
1:50 "There are more hills than on a teenagers face that has pickels" Bruh😂
@Frickes4 жыл бұрын
6 aus 9 - THIS I NOT GERMAN!!! Germans always compare to even numbers!11!1!!
@noaimnoskillnokill39474 жыл бұрын
He is ze Swiss spy After All
@yannnique174 жыл бұрын
Don't you get it, 69
@warhammer1.023 жыл бұрын
Arent 11 and 1 odd numbers
@moee13374 жыл бұрын
Wenn du das Intro zu oft drehen musst, biste irgendwann satt.
@saleendriver4 жыл бұрын
"Hold on to the love handles of Angela Merkel"........I'm dying. Line of the century!!!!!
@Abraxium4 жыл бұрын
"Nuh?" This word allowed me to melt in with Germans without them questioning my wurst-brating and sauer-krauting, zank ju!
@johnnybow70454 жыл бұрын
It is spelled "Ne" though. You're welcome.
@BYRDE19174 жыл бұрын
0:56 Actually I love the German history , it is my favourite
@GTypo4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s time for him to get sponser by some German car dealer
@brskywalker144 жыл бұрын
GTypo yoooo, ik had niet verwacht jou hier tegen te komen. 😂
@brskywalker144 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk haha, I used to watch to GTypo alot, but unfortunately he quit with KZbin almost 4 years ago, I am to this day still a member in his GTA Online crew, I met him once at the 2013 Dutch KZbin Gathering and he signed my t-shirt, but never talked to him. 😂 basically what I said was, I did not expect to see you here haha.
@brskywalker144 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk loooool 😂
@statusquo35594 жыл бұрын
I was having a rough morning, this made my day
@ingoditrustcaucasianworth89164 жыл бұрын
My friend German cars very really good 7 till 2000,but now they are plastic shitboxes.They are not good enough to compare with Japanese cars.
@bruceng4 жыл бұрын
This channel is the most German one i've ever seen on KZbin...
@Fadhiil51124 жыл бұрын
"Except our history" Me: you can say that again....twice
@Kr.istian4 жыл бұрын
Three times?
@tuckrex20384 жыл бұрын
dont take achim wurst’s bait!
@Fadhiil51124 жыл бұрын
@Achim Wurst Complicated history...
@Pangkasrapih4 жыл бұрын
Too dark my wkwk friend
@axsenpai89144 жыл бұрын
0:12 4:02 the wheels are always aligned. WOW, true engineering
@vietnamemperor1234614 жыл бұрын
German cars are stronger and have better engine. However its very expensive and once something is broken you might as well throw it away. Japanese car are lighter and cheaper and last very long. Finally in conclusion, if you are rich and want a fancy car and you don't mind throwing money of your wallet than German. But if you're on a tight budget and want to save money then Japanese is the way to go.
@samplbua34324 жыл бұрын
Answer before watching the video: no they are not.
@traxo42464 жыл бұрын
actually, japanese cars are better than german lol
@FrozenxLime13374 жыл бұрын
@@traxo4246 only Toyota but ok
@jxn5k4 жыл бұрын
@@traxo4246 dafuq
@Blazerri4 жыл бұрын
@@e.4485 **facepalm**
@aoolboy14 жыл бұрын
@@e.4485 Japanese cars are more reliable and you get more for what you pay than the German cars which have become extremely expensive IMO.
@orangecatmusic84414 жыл бұрын
what about reviewing a type R ?
@babbedeggel18174 жыл бұрын
Older swede your English is really hammer hard, I break together haha
@soufyenbouzakher17662 жыл бұрын
I own only japanese cars specially Toyota and Honda they're very reliable and easy to fix.
@jesseotto984 жыл бұрын
3:39 Watch out, here is a jumpscare
@jungerpatriot57034 жыл бұрын
A real german would never take away a person of the FRONT in his car. Because you removed the chair of the FRONT why not safe some weight from the back? 😆😜
@johannes18614 жыл бұрын
Gedreht im guten Aldi Parkhaus 👍
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju4 жыл бұрын
Theres only 1 type of car that can destroy a german car and thats another german car
@Ermy19964 жыл бұрын
+and that is a german car that works, there, i fixed it
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju4 жыл бұрын
@sborreo sborresi depends
@nikolanikola85434 жыл бұрын
German cars are horribly unreliable... So it will probably break down😂
@markmbr014 жыл бұрын
Warum sehen die Säulen in dem Parkhaus so aus wie Ziegaretten ? oder ist das nur Einbildung?
@stijn524 жыл бұрын
I always wonder which song is playing in the background
@chrisf93773 жыл бұрын
If it was based on judging engineering quality and reliability then Japanese cars are better than German cars. Quality isn't about which car has the most chrome or is the most expensive to buy/maintain or who has the most gadgets that you hardly ever use. The "German engineering" statement is a myth that used to be true in the 70s and early 80s. You can see it from the statistics on reliability & customer satisfaction surveys. German cars have a poor reputation in this regards.
@cloud422692 жыл бұрын
German engineering is about performance and Japanese engineering is about quality. German cars have better performance than Japanese cars, but Japanese cars are more reliable than German.
@NoxmilesDe4 жыл бұрын
Is this german bavarian techno music?
@Sampler194 жыл бұрын
Do you compare speeds as well?
@SpeedComparer4 жыл бұрын
Only in my head
@RogDeller4 жыл бұрын
the love handles almost killed me 🤣🤣
@jurgenfreiberger65934 жыл бұрын
YOU DESERVE MORE THAN A HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS PER VIDEO
@adnansyrian4 жыл бұрын
3:42 don’t panic it’s still me but now I’m sitting in the back of the car 😂😂😂😂
@thecaynuck46943 жыл бұрын
It's quite funny how the 3 WWII allies: Germany, Japan and Italy are all well known for their cars.
@Moonlight-hq3gi2 жыл бұрын
still so many stupid fans say only German cars are superior funny enough majority fans compare a budget japanese car to luxury German car 🤣🤣🤣 and say german is superior no one can beat them 😂🙏
@SilverSmrfr4 жыл бұрын
3:00 Die Fenster an der 2. Gen A-Klasse funktionieren genau so :/
@noaimnoskillnokill39474 жыл бұрын
Die Fenster an meinem Fabia II gehen in jede Richtung automatisch, aber das funktioniert in der Regel nur jedes vierte Mal 🤷🏻♂️
@99Cafer994 жыл бұрын
@@noaimnoskillnokill3947 Kann sein das die Batterie schon etwas schwach auf der Brust ist und daher die Anlernung der Fensterheber gelöscht wird wenn der Motor gestartet wird. Das kann man testen indem man das Fenster wenn es nicht automatisch funktioniert einmal ganz auf und ganz zu drückt. Wenn danach das Fenster automatisch auf und zu geht ist es wahrscheinlich die Batterie, oder die Elektronik fängt an sich komisch zu benehmen. Wie jeder weiß ist Elektronik von japanern entdecktes Hexenwerk das außerhalb von Japan nur gruselige Menschen verstehen (Wer wählt denn Elektronik wenn er auch Mechanik machen kann?). Daher einfach ignorieren. Ansonsten kann man die Batterie wechseln. Das weiß ich von den Fensterhebern meines Wagens, ich habe mich immer gewundert warum die nur manchmal funktionieren.
@TamiyaPhilippW4 жыл бұрын
0:00 - 4:35 😂😂😂 Bondage /history part killed me
@leandergraper43874 жыл бұрын
The best german ever 🤣 greetings from holland 👌
@ragnarostbrok12544 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you try to abolish patriotism in a country for too long.
@harry33384 жыл бұрын
3:29 epic sounds here😂😂
@EzerArthiom4 жыл бұрын
"I AM FISTING MY HEAD".....
@rajzkhadgi73084 жыл бұрын
Finally the white overcoat has arrived form the laundry.. probably hadn't paid his laundry bills
@mkini4 жыл бұрын
Raj Khadgi they hadn’t done it rigghhhtttt!!!!
@truetoyou97643 жыл бұрын
I would reframe the question are German cars as good as Japanese? I’d say a definite no I think a better comparison are German cars as good as American cars?
@karlonskarlson87713 жыл бұрын
german science is the best in the world, RIP stroheim
@twbug4 жыл бұрын
*HOW DARE YOU COMPARE FUKUSHIMA WITH DEUTSCHE INGENIEURSKUNST?!*
@georgobergfell4 жыл бұрын
Only for educational PÖRPOSES 👍🏻
@joshuabudiarto50364 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest channels ever
@Avis_Van_Bruch4 жыл бұрын
größter ehrenmann xD bringst einen immer zum lachen
@abe32524 жыл бұрын
Is just me or does his English get worse for every video?
@SpeedComparer4 жыл бұрын
Im like Benjamin Button but with English
@joshuabudiarto50364 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone being in that parking lot and hearing the screaming
@mattkasicki3013 жыл бұрын
When it comes to speed skyline.. even gtr will.destroy every german car out there.. Bmw has more plastic under the hood than honda inside.. 🤣🤣🤣 german cars.. thing of past..
@UnknownUser_103 жыл бұрын
German quality still 5th time better than Japanese
@Moonlight-hq3gi3 жыл бұрын
overrated and overhyoed german brands 🤣 cheating their own customers japanese provides well balanced cars germans cars are moneypit 😂😂😂
@Moonlight-hq3gi3 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownUser_10 japanese cars are well made for their price,worth the price unlike overrated german technology 🤣🤣🤣
@Mr.Wissen.Zero.4 жыл бұрын
Honda Logo, mein erstwagen 😍😄
@utqmetin9638 Жыл бұрын
me either
@ayran084 жыл бұрын
Junge du bist echt der beste :-) feier jedes video
@eliharman4 жыл бұрын
In America, working at Aldi is moving on up, from working at Walmart...
@nichopaulu83954 жыл бұрын
This video is as good as a Japanese car
@jossevantricht87994 жыл бұрын
Speedcomparer: ( 1:39 )„Az ju kann see i ve taken out ze passenger seat, zis is zo that i dont hold up all ze old oma‘s behind me“ Also speedcomparer in other video with this car „how to tune your car“: *takes out the right front seat *. - Well i think you just proved us that you broke the car by pulling out the front seat and you proved that german cars AR ZE BEST KARZ IN ZE WELT!!!
@graybow22554 жыл бұрын
Car: €567 only I go to buy one ... but wait a second, there's €1567 taxes.
@rtomas474 жыл бұрын
I feel like watching these videos makes me smarter :D
@gbence__4 жыл бұрын
0:02 Sis japanese car parking like a true german BMW.. in two parking lot
@tynewlin4 жыл бұрын
Japanese cars are certainly the better value for money and tend to be more reliable. German exports are sadly and exclusively upper-middle class and upper-class luxury cars now. I just want a Mk1 GTI or Honda CR-X 😔
@highdynamic40774 жыл бұрын
This is what happens in your local Aldi carpark at 3am
@tatankahanska1203 жыл бұрын
Umm. No. Japanese cars are better in all aspects.
@Linkenvernichter4 жыл бұрын
Deutsche qualität
@akonkar3 жыл бұрын
German cars are comfortable safe strong well designed advanced they have less cabin noise. Japanese cars are cheap reliable easy to maintain long life cars.
@8alakai83 жыл бұрын
the speed meter is the cable if you replace it it will be better
@georgepetkov90444 жыл бұрын
"Look I am fiZting my head" 😂 I think the angry german doesn't know what that means...
@majood2452 жыл бұрын
I will say yes, Japanese cars like Toyota and Lexus are always better than crappy bmw or Mercedes or Porsche cars, those are keeping up to a hundreds a thousands of miles but it’s boring , yep it’s boring and people getting rid of the Toyota and Lexus , but they are reliable and less expensive than German cars, German cars are sucks, cause it cost a lot of money to fix and one of the unfavorably is plastic parts are bmw and VW and Mercedes made, and it’s cost a lot of money to maintenance and repairs, and of course BMW = Broke My Wallet and Fiat = Fix It Again Tony. Anyway. Japanese will ate the German cars up for reliability and adorable and longevity
@TinglingTaco4 жыл бұрын
2:19 we need a moped review So Schnell Wie Möglich
@somewherenear30033 жыл бұрын
No no no not only you have the best cars in the world but also you should br proud of your history and culture.
@vladimirchervenkov69494 жыл бұрын
Talks about plastics as a Volvo is visible through the window -A Volvo driver
@fadzlenkadir60144 жыл бұрын
Nah....german cars broke ...costs you a whole mortgage
@Jorge012344 жыл бұрын
_to answer the title_ No. They're better.
@karthikthodeti65313 жыл бұрын
7 out of 25 was hilarious 😂😂😂
@ITobiI4 жыл бұрын
Der Kanal wächst so stark wie der Dax fällt
@Michael-wc2ll4 жыл бұрын
Se main questsion is weather an golf mk 1 can destroi an old Toyota Supra or how sey call it
@user-pd9ju5dk5s4 жыл бұрын
lmfao please, Japanese cars are better and reliable (specifically Toyota and Honda). Youre a sucker if you fall for that "German Engineering" marketing ploy.
@rienzis.16554 жыл бұрын
There is no good history or bad history. “The bad” history gave you the best people’s car 🚘
@wss334 жыл бұрын
I love it when you yell.
@SubarashiPiano4 жыл бұрын
Just a PSA for the people getting serious below me. German cars handle better and sound better, Japanese cars are more reliable.
@CTIGX3 жыл бұрын
Lmao can't imagine going to Aldi Süd. All my homies only go to Aldi Nord.
@griffixd20354 жыл бұрын
Good video, mein freund
@bigsmoke64144 жыл бұрын
0:56 oh yeah, the "german" dream...
@RickStolz4 жыл бұрын
7, out of 25!!!!!
@MrRW19804 жыл бұрын
hehe i have a scenic for 150 euro…….bit of work on this French Croissant but tüv is near:)
@jfkjugoyaaa4 жыл бұрын
Where's your fiat shirt?
@SpeedComparer4 жыл бұрын
It broke
@feelingafnar88852 жыл бұрын
Japanese don't have cup holders and they attach the seat belt to the door. Guess Japanese don't understand the importance of hydration and want everyone to fly out of their cars in a wreck.
@Desire4Sound4 жыл бұрын
Slap the sushi with the wurst was rly rude... japan we love u! :o
@MiataBoy04 жыл бұрын
If german engieneering italian design American Quality and japanese technology met up What whould we get
@annade4 жыл бұрын
ich will to look away but ich kann nicht stop watching
@nilavansinnathamby91503 жыл бұрын
I mean in my opinion obviously I am not gonna judge anyone that has a german car its their choice,but why i say japanese cars are better is mainly because in the long run it will last ur a long time, for example my dad bought this 1995 toyota camry sport car and he has been using that ever since in mint condition besides on japanese cars parts are easily available to get compared to german cars, the only thing I would say about german cars is that the looks of it is really beautiful and the interior however when comes to the important parts like the engine, interior components they are not as good and will definetly not even exceed over 300000 miles because my dads toyota is 450000 miles so it shows how reliable it is but on a german car some people think its fir the rich but they usually fool people cos they pretend to make good engines and internal components and then the seat and outer shape is beautiful inside they make the dashboard look like wood but actually its plastic so people are always fooled by that yet they gonna regret it in the long run so thats my point which is much fair than saying "Germany always wins"
@kurt631894 жыл бұрын
My Laune increased by 35% during sis video!
@toastbrot_junkie90374 жыл бұрын
~An addition to the thumbnail~ But not in World Wars
@siddhantjandial75954 жыл бұрын
Suzuki zen?
@cryp75144 жыл бұрын
Wait you live on the Lake of Constance???
@arcticz60044 жыл бұрын
JDM forever
@twbug4 жыл бұрын
*NO! THEY DON'T HAVE THE DEUTSCHE INGENIEURSKUNST!!!!! DON'T SAY ANYTHING WRONG!!!*