The Guide to Good Etiquette according to a German

[@justkol]

I’m the pathetic man.

[@SpeedComparer]

Yes, but you are the best editor.

[@HueSolaris]

Erbärmlich (eng. Pathetic)

[@FriedrichBarb]

As yes, the famous *PROFESSOR DR. HEINRICH VON SCHNIEDELHAUSEN*

[@neutronenstern.]

No its Heinrich von Schniedlhausn A Schniedl is the mans best piece ...

[@SpeedComparer]

*SCHNIEDELHAUSEN* !

[@moee1337]

Schniedelhausen* :D Please don't google it. Thanks. As a german I know what I'm saying. Don't you dare. I warned you.

[@FriedrichBarb]

@@SpeedComparer KORREKTURIERT, ENTSCHULDIGUNG HERR SCHNIEDELHAUSEN!!

[@asm1]

​@@SpeedComparer Dr.-Ing Dr H von SCHNIEDELHAUSEN ... *clicks heels*

[@CoalPoggers]

Worked for me. Will use it in school to impress my classmates. Danke

[@steirerbua5322]

Honestly this channel is german humor at its peak at least if german humor actually existed

[@iasked8741]

Not funny didn't laugh (im german)

[@steirerbua5322]

@Erik Hatzenbuehler dude let him be he's german he doesn't understand he has to work and drink beer

[@buellterrier3596]

It's all true, and that my friends, is the main reason why it is funny.

[@xscr33m]

Everything correct what he says. I haven't laughed a single time, too. Still, it's weird.

[@dragonwing4449]

Not funny

[@samthesmortidiot8398]

When you had your beer on the left side I almost had a Herzattake. You fast died there!

[@hansandhismp-4033]

Him: how German is your name? Me: *Prof. Dr. Heinrich von Schniedellhausen*

[@DPPOfficial]

Besser wäre "Prof. Dr. Dr. Heinrich Otto Willhelm von Schniedelhausen

[@angelogaudino3500]

@@DPPOfficial ahahaha

[@DPPOfficial]

"The Fork comes to your Mouth, not the Mouth to the Fork" ... Dude, that is exactly, what my Father always told me. (In German of course)

[@mamavswild]

I can speak to the veracity of this man’s etiquette rules. I too, have lost my arms in an industrial elbow placement mishap.

[@antoniah.4661]

So geil 😂😂 das krasse: meine Eltern sprechen eher schlechtes Englisch, aber wenn Leute mit deutschem Akzent Englisch sprechen verstehen sie fast ALLES 😂

[@chengcheng77000]

Just learned how to work out my biceps. Thanks a lot !

[@SpeedComparer]

Yes. You are welcome!

[@ericad8616]

Thank you for playing the song "Erika" in the background.

[@BratislavMetulskie]

every single word was perfectly set. very efficient.

[@AAlrayes13]

1:49 Even german laugh sounds like a car's engine starter

[@Livore1]

xD

[@Seohaila]

"What is this? This is what this is for!" Ahja 😂😂

[@wallbreaker_9358]

Frauen müssen immer beim Fernsehen stören, das liegt in deren Natur..

[@j.r.7339]

Oder Zocken

[@aemiliusprinz2880]

This is better than any master class

[@Tru3n0mad]

This man is very good at emphasizing what foreigners see Germans doing.

[@camiloprijs8411]

You nailed it.

[@imperiallegatus395]

1:42 "Ich habe eine Pistole auf Ihre Eier gerichtet, seit Sie hier sitzen!"

[@2ELI0]

Inglorious Bastards Referenz 😎😎

[@Blovu420]

Ich denke set sis is gud schörman humor

[@sandrod6483]

"This is what this is for" 10/10

[@sunflowerseedshell3687]

Actually, you need to carry the beer glass all the time. Not just on the table

[@reisen1932]

Erika march song as a background music, what a chad! Awesome music taste

[@georgehoward-white9660]

It's like I'm 8 again and my german great grandfather is teaching me table manners again.

[@MalaysianAviator737-8]

Danke sehr for the tutorial. Now all my problems are solved

[@alexanderhorbach6568]

As a german I feier all the music in your videos

[@jossevantricht8799]

✨good german etiquette✨

[@sethhajdarovic]

etiquette ist important!

[@trevorphillips3293]

Eeeeeeeriiiikaaa!!!!

[@n0rbert79]

Augustiner Bräu... Man this brings back memories from München...

[@lukas93]

Keine Ahnung, ob du 20 oder 50 bist 😂

[@sunflowerseedshell3687]

Ist wirklich so 😂

[@SpeedComparer]

Ja

[@RwingDsquad]

Erika. A fantastic song. Und das heißt Erika!

[@Sidione]

Inspect ze roof!! Haha I laughed so hard I almost verschluckt my Schnitzel

[@kinjinakamura666]

Also der Witz "Professor Doktor von Schniedelhausen" schnallt doch keiner außer Muttersprachler. XD Aber ein Klassiker den ich echt feier.' Mach weiter so. Vorallendingen weil dein Deutsch Englisch auch meine Eltern verstehen ^^

[@rostamostmann9657]

We are the BOSS.

[@senor-unich]

Ganz wichtig, die Nachtruhe einhalten!

[@tschani2323]

I only know the Etikette from the supermarket?

[@voltgaming2213]

Oh I see now how the channel "Gentleman's gazette" hugely benefits from having a German in their team

[@MrRootMusic]

Super geil LOL Greetings from a Polish guy living in Malta

[@sean16rx]

Learning audience about German etiquette menawhile having a sushi book behind his back :D

[@JustLewdendorff]

even i as a German could learn something from that

[@ekkolima]

I'm going to take a risk asking this question.. If I'm in Germany or amongst Germans, how does one respectfully decline pork (for whatever reason) without being perceived as rude or disrespectful? I am a cook myself and understand that if I offer food to anyone, I share part of myself and I'm sure the other person feels the same.. Your thoughts.. Thanks.

[@estro1]

Grazie Vincenzo!

[@livem7678]

Zis is wunderbar!

[@fibecheee]

useful. Danke.

[@waswas3999]

Please bring back the old original intro 😔

[@patherapkemutabiq3899]

We r the boss 🤣

[@marcoalimandi6013]

H E R R L I C H

[@DavidLangeYU91]

„This is, what this is for“ ~Sun Tzu

[@jensmarch6001]

Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer

[@luanbyleveld2423]

Alles good, Ja!

[@zeecapeta]

1:06 LOL

[@robomber7027]

Dieses Lied😂

[@FriedrichBarb]

*UND DAS HEIßT* * *dum* * * *dum* * * *dum* * *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIKA!!* * *dum* * * *dum* * * *dum* *

[@kommandantjorizo285]

Ja.

[@dereinegreg]

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein.

[@Educated-Cat]

Now I am going to learn German . 😂

[@samislam2746]

1:49

[@robertkrause4829]

Egal was man macht, man stirbt einfach😂

[@Karmah01]

I'd never survive in Germany. I think I have pretty good etiquette here in the US, but it wouldn't cut it in Germany. 😕

[@shamin132]

I love u,dude.I love u. A love letter from Asia

[@tiggatar1182]

Autos rückwärts sind nicht autos

[@HueSolaris]

VOLKSWAGEN Das Auto

[@green_beard]

im sometimes a german myself

[@number2debil947]

Mach mal ein Video in dem man alle Blooper sieht

[@ruthdavis1479]

Perfect!😂😂😂

[@L.m.wachtiiiii06]

Auf der heide blüht ein kleines blüüümelein und das heißt ... EEEERIKA

[@mister_x5825]

You have one on your waffel or what?! 😂😂

[@herrniemand2876]

Ich bin richtig gut in Englisch, aber wenn ich wütend werd oder hektisch red ich halt Original so in der Aussprache

[@lexc.8280]

Und das Heißt, Erika

[@SimpleManSweden]

Now I feel a little bit German

[@Hellokittylover486]

Why does this sound like 1930s and 40s inspired theme lol

[@o0UPS0o]

Erika 💪🏻

[@SephirothDA]

I will watch next time also, ne. Ehre

[@Livore1]

alter xD brauch n sauerstoffzelt

[@paulinparadise2034]

The Video needs to end now because Tatort is playing and I really want to watch Tagesschau before...

[@kommandantjorizo285]

ERIKA! BUM BUM BUM! ***

[@joshgellis3292]

"Don't do zsat mi dour armz. It lookz laik you ar shoving yoar whoel armpt uhpt dour szister ein lauh!🙄😑" LOL. 🤣🤣🤣🤝

[@loswochos9176]

Preussen trinken nicht zum essen

[@shepherdbella]

Weil das die Verdauung dann stört?? 🤣🤣🤣❣️🥳

[@neutronenstern.]

you have one on the waffle or what?

[@stephenroym.9730]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BloodyXUnit]

I had to write this comment with my feet, since my elbows got cut off. Fuuuu*

[@revico9353]

Yeah I’m first

[@erbsnspices]

Hello comments section

[@admiralleel6604]

Wann erobern wir jetzt Polen?

[@aang3292]

Hallo mein Deutscher Kamarad

[@WatchCommentAndLeave]

WHERE IST ZA BEER??!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!

[@nerdcobain3426]

moin, also alles dinge, die auch meine eltern und grosseltern ansprachen!! lach mich tot gerade - sehr geil!

[@patherapkemutabiq3899]

We r za bosh 🤣

[@kmxd03]

🤣👍

[@Sampler19]

Sushi

[@LuisRamirez-ex6yy]

Erika!

[@breadbuttrjam1604]

I would rent a german soul for a day.

[@Snipi98]

Eeeeeeeeeeerika

[@Shock4s]

Lagerregal, heißt rückwärts lagerregaL

[@SpeedComparer]

Danke

[@HueSolaris]

Overused Comments: _Dieser Kommentarbereich gehört nun der Bundesrepublik Deutschland_

[@ArkhonXIX]

EEERRIKKKAAAA

[@Ming_Ming_23]

Ehre

[@Bwlok]

you always bla bla xddd

[@juanDE1703]

Knigge...ist das ein Buch oder was?

[@Theror_76]

Also diese musik is ein bischen zu deutsch

[@shepherdbella]

RRRAAAUSSSS mit dir Schnidy!!! 🇩🇪💪🙃😡 🤣