Chilled missed the easy decision: Pick knowing the exact time and place of death of everyone around you, start an insurance company
@CazadorSlayer7 жыл бұрын
...You dastardly genius.
@tridot36057 жыл бұрын
You're a mastermind
@johnb6937 жыл бұрын
You Maniacal fuck and insane master mind
@pecanbear7 жыл бұрын
at the CCCF we know how, when and where to fuck you over!
@davidvondoom28537 жыл бұрын
You could also be about to get on a plane and see that everyone on it dies in 20 mins and opt not to get on the plane with them. ;)
@3beebre9547 жыл бұрын
7:20 Galm said “that’s rough buddy” and all I️ could think of was that scene from Avatar the Last Airbender when Sokka tells Zuko that his girlfriend turned into the moon and his only response is “that’s rough buddy”
@sebentosh7 жыл бұрын
Galm choosing the 5% chance was rather unexpected, I figured he's played enough X-Com not to trust it.
@EeniThesian667 жыл бұрын
*Gun is literally half a inch in a aliens face and your soldier shoots 5 feet behind him*
@generictimestamperstupendi90217 жыл бұрын
GaLm: place and time of death His house, july 30 ,2046 12:17 am Cause of death: stroke from 1 to many bullshit rounds in XCOM 29 limited edition
@Roxas77137 жыл бұрын
99% chance to hit, Misses, WHAT THE HECK nooooooo.
@Roxas77137 жыл бұрын
O.o Xcom... you monster!
@quantum56616 жыл бұрын
thats xcom baby
@dojomasta35597 жыл бұрын
9:54-10:15 that scenario actually happens in the world of fiction. it's in a YA book called Numbers. It's a good read. Very interesting look at this concept. as always chilled, enjoy the content you produced
@ziggyoickle34457 жыл бұрын
DojoMasta also a Nickleback music video lol
@Furiac.7 жыл бұрын
DojoMasta i read that
@michael_v26247 жыл бұрын
the bible wow!
@hellblazer26327 жыл бұрын
DojoMasta fucking loved that series
@jayrettarcularius53197 жыл бұрын
I love how Galm tried to bring up the save people's lifes thing. lovely how that was always expected in the books and actually was the cause.
@WaterYaDune7 жыл бұрын
“All my friends are dead.” “Well, you’ll probably be next!”
@WelziFC76 жыл бұрын
cbwtk "Anthony, all my friends are dead" Chilled: "Should I push you to the edge?"
@pendotxl8226 жыл бұрын
imagine the time of death one, and all your friends have like the same data
@nablis72877 жыл бұрын
4:36 Be a tragic hero Or Shape the kid to be Batman by the tragically killing their parents
@johnfrancis32037 жыл бұрын
Nablis The Saiyan Time Patroller oh. God.
@TheTechnicalityGuy7 жыл бұрын
It's either become Batman or potentially make multiple Batmen.
@The_Keeper7 жыл бұрын
Basically, do want to be Batman or Joe Chill.
@davidvondoom28537 жыл бұрын
So... become Mr.Glass . Kill people to make a hero.
@bretginn14197 жыл бұрын
"Are we horrible people?" You've played Cards Against Humanity, Chilled. That automatically makes you horrible people. That also automatically damns your souls for eternity.
@GoldenPenHD7 жыл бұрын
Huh I let us think what Chilled and his gang do that makes them *horrible* people... plays card against humanity Betrays their friends... every episode And playing the most evil game ever made in human history, Monopoly.
@chilledchaos7 жыл бұрын
Soooo...no shot of redemption?
@GoldenPenHD7 жыл бұрын
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) Chilled you know when you play Cards Against Humanity there’s no going back, you’re basically reserving a seat for you in hell
@CazadorSlayer7 жыл бұрын
Luckily I've only played that discount free version of CaH. Heheheh...
@Killmate507 жыл бұрын
It's actually the Seraphs that judge. ArchAngels are Warmongers and Battle Savvy. Then there's the Cherubs, then the Angels, then the Lesser Angels (Human Souls)
@jacetheboogeyman37977 жыл бұрын
"Thats rough buddy" who else thought of Zuko
@JexTheSorcerer7 жыл бұрын
Illusive Man "My girlfriend turned into the moon."
@butchbabytoaster7 жыл бұрын
Zuko's sister was a raging lunatic who probably died in an insane asylym, and his father was nutcase who thought he could rule the world, yet again, probably dying in some form of prison. Not to mention his uncle, the single most caring and just awesome character in the series, probably died not too long after the first series ended. That, and look at Zuko's face and tell me that Sokka has a more tragic life.
@jacetheboogeyman37977 жыл бұрын
His uncle lived on in the spirit world and his sister kinda helped him become a better ruler in the comics
@StormShaun7 жыл бұрын
As a writer, I'd rather have my hands. Plus, I feel like it'd be an interesting/book-worthy experience when you get followed by a fat dude.
@ninovalencia1357 жыл бұрын
StormShaun I thought you were the Herald Of ChilledChaos and Overlord of the Basement. Since when did you become a writer? (I want to buy your books)
@JexTheSorcerer7 жыл бұрын
A NAKED fat man, Shaun. You can't forget the naked part xD
@StormShaun7 жыл бұрын
Maki Roll :D :D :D :D I've been one for a while... well, at least in the sense that I write. Also studied it and graduated this year. Still, I do need to write more, but you can't write if you can't live, and you can't do that without a job. :'D _(Also, as a sidenote, so 'bout dat Danganronpa V3 LP?)_ Jext Level Gaming That's what would make it so interesting!
@OnlyIMayUseThePower5 жыл бұрын
Hey Shaun. Seen you for years on here. First time I’ve ever responded. But your comment just sent a large question through me. I’m a writer too. But when you say you need a job to live... is that true? When I see that. And seen the people all around me. Often it feels like jobs are the very reason people choose not to make the choices that make them feel alive. If the job overtakes the passion. How is that living? Who am I though? I feel like I’m just floating so often. Can you maybe share a writing if that’s not so much to ask? I’ll share one too if you’d like.
@sebentosh7 жыл бұрын
7:08 "Thats rough buddy" fucking killed me
@oreopierrot15827 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who immediately went "Death Note" at 8:30 in this video?
@Wippia7 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Chilled most of us are horrible people when you really look at it XD
@raynclinger27346 жыл бұрын
Galm: yeah you could save people's lives- Chilled: no, no, no, I'm gonna be the grim reaper
@SinOfDisaster7 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with Chilled and in the immortal words of Ollivanders, "He did great things, terrible yes, but GREAT".
@scottpassons57086 жыл бұрын
Chilled. I literally just got broken up with.. Watching this.. It helped alot. It made me smile, laugh, and just be happy. Thank you so much
@tim00377 жыл бұрын
That whole conversation about knowing when people are going to die reminds me of that show Medium.
@wyattroncin9417 жыл бұрын
Tim003 it reminded me of a nickleback music video.
@BloodRage12157 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking of. Those glasses fucked her up that episode.
@DojoMaster127 жыл бұрын
"Kill a popular well known dolphin..." Seananners?
@Voron_Aggrav7 жыл бұрын
Sterling Hiltabrand well he has murdered him multiple times infront of thousands of children 😂
@Sybato7 жыл бұрын
Actually it said well beloved
@lebronjames62797 жыл бұрын
IM FINALLY EARLY!! love you chilled!
@bman2cool4u687 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn.
@ch56357 жыл бұрын
Please never stop this series.
@discipleofshaun52527 жыл бұрын
Chilled, you already have a cult following.
@BANBANBANBANBAN-i9t7 жыл бұрын
Disciple of Shaun hence your name
@fallenplayer35377 жыл бұрын
*gasp* How does one become his disciple?
@shinkuhs7 жыл бұрын
Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you. Me: Isn't that the music video of nicklebacks savin me?
@radbrad19917 жыл бұрын
Shiba Inu / Ethan get out 👉
@jamescollins20687 жыл бұрын
Faery back up😂 From where, the *Faery* Bureau of investigation.
@NekoEcho137 жыл бұрын
Murdered parents vs murder parents? So basically be Batman or be Joe Chill. XD
@egoarmyic7 жыл бұрын
Just gonna let Glammy know... When Honey Badgers attack men, they immediately go for the testes
@BANBANBANBANBAN-i9t7 жыл бұрын
egoarmyic 20 seconds you can act big and try to stall
@egoarmyic7 жыл бұрын
cole s yeah... Honey Badgers don’t care. Neither do lions. Ten seconds you might get out fine, but if it’s twenty, you’re losing something
@livedandletdie7 жыл бұрын
Well it's the same when they attack male Lion's too. However there were no rules about having armor on.
@SirPerfectful7 жыл бұрын
You're missing the fact that the lion and the honey badger would probably fight each other first.
@benskelly12177 жыл бұрын
SirPerfectful Exactly.
@generictimestamperstupendi90217 жыл бұрын
Love this game so much, id love to see a "team version" of this, with 5/6 people
@generictimestamperstupendi90217 жыл бұрын
8:24 thats a hell of a conversation
@rorob65272 жыл бұрын
Galm is the zuko In the grandma situation."that's rough buddy" lmao I instantly heard zuko saying that to sakka after talking about his moon gf 😂
@josueavila70307 жыл бұрын
Finally the part 2 that actually they pass the two points and didnt stick in the same question for the next 20 or less minutes
@pizzatime47007 жыл бұрын
Why dose chilled look like he’s fading out of existence
@niapoor77097 жыл бұрын
If you have the time could you look into playing Doki Doki Literature Club? I don't want to spoil it but it gets realllyyyy good! Also you described types of games you like once and I think this fits the description pretty well.
@kevinimperati86447 жыл бұрын
6:56 I've seen Elfen Lied D: i wouldn't want to create another Lucy.
@frankieontiveros66097 жыл бұрын
They spent so much time on one discussion but it was fun to watch
@Superdanimon7 жыл бұрын
5% chance of dying instantly for a shit ton of money? sounds like a win win situation here.
@george366159847 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that the chance of death could be caused by the money falling on you and having a 95% chance of surviving that
@Kherron2017 жыл бұрын
@5:19 - Fun fact, the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland. You kill a unicorn and every Scot ever would be after your hide for it;
@paizotic7 жыл бұрын
4:09 - 4:45 Sucks to be you, Batman! You just got... Joe _Chilled!_
@fawkespryde91837 жыл бұрын
9:00 Just goes to show how fast Chilled's ideas escalate. He went from parlor trick to fortune teller and finally landed on grim reaper
@lovedbz58147 жыл бұрын
"That's rough buddy" Galm taking the Zuko approach
@mulberryman13057 жыл бұрын
6:10 you should have paused between "girl" and "'s puppy" just to get a reaction from Galm
@animatedrose7 жыл бұрын
3:42 for Galm doing the cat imitation. You're welcome.
@yeah_itzshyguy86167 жыл бұрын
4:09 basically being Barry Alan or Eobord Thong
@johnb6937 жыл бұрын
I really hope that the reverse flashes name is not spelled like the name of very skinny, sexy underwear
@cobraglatiator7 жыл бұрын
eobord thong" XD hahahahaha!!
@yeah_itzshyguy86167 жыл бұрын
Lmao just realized I spelt his name wrong
@xseveredsaintx6 жыл бұрын
3:00 am?? Who cares about sleep when you can watch chilled's videos all night.
@TheTechnicalityGuy7 жыл бұрын
4:20 As soon as I saw the one on the left, I didn't think there was a way for me to not choose it unless someone decided to be weird with one that isn't even difficult.
@Unyubaby7 жыл бұрын
9:25 Well, we finally found Kira's identity. It was Chilled all along!
@Alice0_0Liddell7 жыл бұрын
its good to see a galm using his facecam, its been so long. i hope he does more often again.
@rorylahrs-goldfinch61617 жыл бұрын
I love these would you rather stuff it's so funny. 😂😂
@dopedfurry20105 жыл бұрын
10:30 the second option is a tv series called "dead like me" it's a pretty good watch and I'd recommend watching(edit: you could set up life insurance schemes)
@unlikelyspecimen2447 жыл бұрын
I actually admire how much GaLm values his dignity (until something better comes along) and Chilled, I woulda just said to her 'No they aren't, you's got one right 'ere'
@Fourth.Legacy.7 жыл бұрын
“I can be a really oppressed woman” lmfao that was so funny.
@sailorsaturn10607 жыл бұрын
For the cat vs puppy one, I would definently go with cat. Mainly because it says cat instead of kitten. That cat could be very old and about to die anyways, so you'd just be putting it down. Yes it'd be sad, but the old lady would have time to come to terms with the loss. Plus, a puppy still has its full life ahead of them! I couldn't take that away!
@tim00377 жыл бұрын
Chilled wanted to let you know to avoid I-95 on December 12, 2026. Your welcome.
@chilledchaos7 жыл бұрын
o.o
@pg21justus-467 жыл бұрын
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) and tell Jess to order the chicken next Wednesday.
@sanadrin83597 жыл бұрын
oh meh gurd, chilled arrest this mans man, he knows too much XD
@Chaud314237 жыл бұрын
9:50 He just explained the plot of Atlus's Devil Survivor game.
@shoukokomi64197 жыл бұрын
When they talked about killing the pets in front of their owners, the puppy one immediately made me think of Elfen Lied XD
@liquidrock2u7 жыл бұрын
"Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you." Kind of reminds me of the Nickelback music video, Savin Me.
@Mangaboy947 жыл бұрын
Chilled as the leader of the cult of pasta and death seems like a logical business move after KZbin comes crashing down
@royalrosepetal7 жыл бұрын
Chilled I love you and your relatable answers
@adamrhodes95337 жыл бұрын
"5% Chance isn't very likely." Someone hasn't played enough Fire Emblem...
@man-eatingtoy51257 жыл бұрын
That Bolshevik comment insert by Galm made me choke. 😂 gotta handle that life with care!
@iamnill_real7 жыл бұрын
Knowing Galm’s XCOM series he’d probably get that 5% instant death.
@minniekin43607 жыл бұрын
One would think that with Galm's experience of 90%+ in XCOM that he'd know how much 95% can still screw you over xD
@tritondemius37237 жыл бұрын
7:24 My girlfriend turned into the moon Galm: that's rough bud
@zacharymaverick68826 жыл бұрын
i like how chilled said to hell with saving peoples lives and wonders if hes a bad person
@gamenut1127 жыл бұрын
lions are (basically, not quite, but basically.) giant stray cats, as long as you leave em alone, give em space, (cause they didn't say how big the cage was mind you.) and they ain't hungry, you should be okay. now the honey badger, i've never seen one nor have i ever seen it angry so i wouldn't know its reaction but from what i've heard they seem to be fairly territorial, and mean so the honey badger might scuff you up, but the lion...ehhh...
@grab23376 жыл бұрын
At 9:36 you would probably end up in SAW for that 😂😂
@jacobalexanderselth23027 жыл бұрын
The Cult of Chaos: leader Chilled. I like the sound of it. I'd follow it.
@ahiano40477 жыл бұрын
I was looking at the seeing others time and death as more of an investigative approach. Like you could see where they are when they die and solve murders. You could join the force and really do a lot of work.
@Kage-pm6qi7 жыл бұрын
4:10 so what they're really asking is would you rather be Batman or Joe Chill.
@hououinkyouma94387 жыл бұрын
I'm glad me and Chilled are on the same page.
@krossronin33947 жыл бұрын
Sorry all your friends are dead Ruth! I'm sure Hutch will comfort you.
@Infernal_God7 жыл бұрын
When you were talking about see the time people die with the numbers above their head I kept thinking of the music video to Nickleback Savin me
@evansmith28327 жыл бұрын
the music at the beginning reminded me of where it's at
@namjoonsjams61327 жыл бұрын
Chilled do more would your rather with galm super funny
@electricash7 жыл бұрын
I agree with chilled on the dolphin vs unicorn bit. I mean, my brain doesn't automatically go "the worst thing a dolphin can do is rape me, but if I kill a unicorn they have fairies backing them up" I literally don't have to think. I am like, sorry little dolphin, but there is no way in hell I am killing a legit unicorn...
@spacenuts27817 жыл бұрын
The being able to see when people are gonna die actually was the story behind a nickleback song
@halvarianknight44777 жыл бұрын
3:00 Honestly, The honey badger would scare the lion and leave you alone as long as you left it alone. (If you don't believe me there are videos of Honey Badgers Chasing lions.)
@rebelcargal88417 жыл бұрын
Their needs to be a series of the grim reaper in a human body knowing when people are going to die and him trying to insure it happens at that time and place
@kaloboijustdoit435 жыл бұрын
This is funny as hell but what sucks is that I did abs yesterday and every time I laugh it hurts
@matthewelliott72943 жыл бұрын
I agree with Galm’s decision to kill an old lady’s cat. If anyone who has watched Criminal Minds will know what will happen if you killed the little girl’s puppy.
@Artrysa7 жыл бұрын
12:28 That would make for a good drama anime.
@PizzaCome7 жыл бұрын
omg i can't believe i laughed at chill's grandma. Am i horrible now?
@spacecowboy82957 жыл бұрын
Grandmas friends are dead your answer that's rough buddy
@noneofyourbusiness94897 жыл бұрын
To answer succinctly, yes.
@coreynj7 жыл бұрын
About the seeing numbers above others head... isn't there a movie about that?
@unlikelyspecimen2447 жыл бұрын
If you find out, let me know, that sounds sick
@unlikelyspecimen2447 жыл бұрын
Thaanks mate
@coreynj7 жыл бұрын
TopCraft Gaming No, it's not that, I vaguely remember a movie where people had orange numbers in like alarm clock font floating above their heads, counting the seconds until their death. Maybe it was a video instead of a movie, but I remember seeing it somewhere.
@coreynj7 жыл бұрын
I figured out what it was. It's the music video for Saving Me by Nickelback.
@unlikelyspecimen2447 жыл бұрын
Well in another thread I saw someone mention one of nickelbacks music videos
@christineventresca17295 жыл бұрын
The timer idea... I swear you got that thought from a Nickelback video.
@VL7317 жыл бұрын
Even a 95% chance to live is bad for Galm, I've seen him miss some high percentage shots in Xcom.
@CazadorSlayer7 жыл бұрын
On the Scale of 1 to Nanners, I rate ye as such; Galm: 3.57 Chilled: 6.9 So does the Chilled Cult come with free pasta and steamed broccoli? I'm so joining if it comes with free pasta and broccoli.
@defenem737 жыл бұрын
I thought that the "know time and place of death" choices were both good options and wondered where was the negative thing here. Then I realized I'm just a sad person
@REXslayer123 Жыл бұрын
You know, now that I realize the question: Be as you are now, or have 100 million dollars with a 5% chance of instant death. My pokemon loving ass would decline that second part of the question. As the saying goes: If it's not 100% accurate it's 50%....
@sirderps80567 жыл бұрын
Rolled the D20, GaLm lived ;p
@KingBongHogger6 жыл бұрын
If you were in a cage with a badger and a lion they would fight eachother and you could jump to the top of the cage while they fight to the death
@Fisher197357 жыл бұрын
I feel like being in a cage with a Lion and a Honey Badger for 20 seconds wouldn't be that bad because they will probably be to busy fighting each other and depending on what type of cage it is I could possibly just climb up the sides of it away from the fight.
@lavafishswims16357 жыл бұрын
Honestly the honey badger and lion would probably be more interested in each other.
@PanduhCJ7 жыл бұрын
They went on a big tangent about the plot of death note 😂👌
@thesarcasticfantasticman14886 жыл бұрын
So Chilled would rather be Joker than Batman. Interesting.
@CallOfDoobieSmokeOps7 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, Chilled did say in a Town of Salem video that he was Hitler....so wouldn’t it just be “Be the parent of ChilledChaos”? I’d love to be Chilled’s dad!
@michaelhanratty58747 жыл бұрын
I would also go to the dentist, in my defense I have had a lot of dental work done; 8 years braces, 2 implants, 1 root canal, 2 gum burns, wisdom teeth removed, 5 fillings tons of x-rays, 3 molds made from my mouth. After all this I rather keep them in tip top shape and I'm the guy that doesn't show up to his college football games cause League of legends had double ip that weekend
@normanthedoorman64086 жыл бұрын
2:20 But GaLm, You have the worst luck known the man kind
@vdsora327 жыл бұрын
For that last question, the jury is still lot there
@Neorecon197 жыл бұрын
If I could see when people died, I'd start doing the whole "seven days" thing
@allisonpratt82967 жыл бұрын
At 8:25. Anyone else instantly think of Death Note? Shinigami eyes. Lol.
@ithaldir7 жыл бұрын
15:10 Looks like someone's been watching his own videos!