ARE WE SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? | Multiplayer Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

[@Zarinaea.]

For our friend, stream starts at 2:10

[@z31drifterlf]

you're not angle beat.... Thanks my dude.

[@skyethenerd1054]

@@z31drifterlf angle beat lmao

[@masonrenne7190]

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[@JachAnen]

Thanks my dude

[@DucklynStark]

Thank you!

[@SuSuardo69]

i am so sorry but i really truly don’t think you can make a better video than Andy slowly getting more and more furious at a bunch of 5th graders

[@martinydergaardnielsen5937]

I would pay good money to see Andy vs actual kids in a quiz. With smack talk and everything.

[@thebigbadrooster]

i would pay even better money to see andy vs actual kids in a boxing match

[@Fleur9999]

Luke bursts in yelling, “everyone fight me at once!”

[@typacsk]

Has anyone seen the movie "Bad Words"?

[@queenofcookie3299]

@@thebigbadrooster i can also recommend the zombie movie cooties

[@willyum3920]

Jane's hair is dazzling. Kudos on having nice hair.

[@molchmolchmolchmolch]

I think it takes a lot of work for it to look that way. I always think wow how do they have such nice hair but recently I found out in 9 out of 10 cases it's work (as in straightening irons etc) and products rather than just natural. So I'm good with my slightly messy hair now bc that's not sthg I wanna be doing. But if I did I would want Jane to teach me. It looks awesome

[@theomnitorium7476]

I came for fun trivia knowledge, but stayed for Andy brutaly roasting 5th graders.

[@inscrutablemungus4143]

15:30 No, the game's correct. Spanish is the second most popular native language (i.e you only count people whose first language is spanish) behind mandarin. English is the most spoken language in the world if you count second/third languages -- that's mainly thanks to a lot of people in the subcontinent who learn it in school.

[@jasoncrews4249]

@Clobbersaurus if that 600 mil includes Brazil’s 200+ then your numbers are off as their main language is Portugese

[@dontmisunderstand6041]

The problem with that is... the data's very clearly wrong. The source they're using for that claim, and based on what you've said the source that you also used for yours, literally says there are more native speakers of some languages than there are total speakers of that language. That's very clearly just incorrect. It also makes the rather hilarious claim that the number of native english speakers in the world is lower than the population of the US and Britain. Which uh. No. It's very much not.

[@theprofessionalfence-sitter]

One way to remember it: in (most) Germanic languages, the days of the week are named for the Norse gods whereas in Romance languages, they are named for the somewhat corresponding Roman gods. Tuesday/dinsdag/Dienstag - Tiw/Tyr, martes/mardi/martedi- Mars (war gods) Wednesday/woensdag/Wodenstag (that one isn't used, anymore) - Woden/Odin, miercoles/mercredi/mercoledi - Mercury (gods of knowledge) Thursday/donderdag/Donnerstag - Thor/Donar, jueves/jeudi/giovedi - Jupiter (gods who throw lightnings, I guess) Friday/vrijdag/Freitag - Frija/Frigg, viernes/vendredi/venerdi - Venus (love goddesses)

[@tranquility1991]

lmao the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" discourse is spicy Loved the description "it's Atlas Shrugged for kids"

[@dallydaydream]

OX at the start of the stream: "We're keeping the American-centric questions in because it makes it more fun and challenging" OX when there's a question about gallons: "THESE ARE AMERICAN MEASUREMENTS" (I love you all never change)

[@bofurlong8944]

@@responsibleaccount3918 fr though, Americans don’t even know the imperial system. Somebody just tells us a measurement and we roll with it

[@christophersmith8316]

@@bofurlong8944 plus if we have a gallon and need less than a cup, we just give it a few glugs from the jug instead.

[@dallydaydream]

Oh no in attempting to make a funny I started Measurement Discourse. I'm so sorry, I'll try not to do it again -_-

[@Trekmaster47]

@@responsibleaccount3918 truthfully, I don't think metric countries use decameters and hectometers

[@BogeyTheBear]

@@responsibleaccount3918 What do mean, bonkers? A cup is half a pound of water. A gallon is eight pounds of water. Can you guess how much a pint is?

[@johannvongenerico9487]

"what's a Delaware" asks Andy channelling that one vine asking about Kansas and Arkansas xD

[@jonathansands3304]

Interesting tactic, picking categories that the classmate - who is there to HELP you if you need a cheat - won’t be good at. And picking categories that are good for all players in a PvP game… well, at least you all had fun, as did we!

[@Adarisa]

Maybe there's a reason they don't generally play strategy games on this channel...

[@KitSixty322]

To be fair, the game (and I assume, by extension, the show) is pretty vague on its intent. The very name suggests it's a competition between you and the 5th graders, which is how the crew definitely played. Not PvP. And they had fun smack-talking children, so...I think it's fine.

[@KirbyCom]

@@KitSixty322 They do say "this 5th grader is here to help you!" very often, but I can imagine it's easy to forget when you're really gung-ho about defeating children

[@WithheldStorm]

The classmates are there to help you, if you get stuck on a question; They’re not in competition with you, you’re only in competition with other players. 🤦‍♂️

[@stonewulf2755]

Andy should have known that orchids question from Red Dead Redemption 2, the orchids grow out of the tree trunks.

[@TheGuardingDark]

Literally late to the game, but Pippi Långstrump (Longstockings to you lot) is Swedish, thank you very much.

[@IntroDuktionZ]

It was quite a hilarious display of educational trivia knowledge. I would greatly enjoy another go around!

[@nickkowal619]

I remember watching this show when I was younger and thinking to myself, "Where are the schools that they are getting these questions from because I've never learned this." I learned today for the first time that Constitution Day exists, and as an American I feel that once again the American education system has failed me.

[@darkhorse989]

You're not the only one. Half of this stuff I never learned and I went to the #5 ranked state in national education. Thanks New York!

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

i watched a single episode and only remember it because the 40 yo white guy yelled out "CHLOROFORM!" standing right next to a little girl when asked what green organelles plants use to catch light from the sun. awkward for him, but my friend and i nearly died laughing.

[@bareakon]

Hey, they had to cut some stuff, so you'd have more time in the school day to pledge allegiance to a flag. (I don't know if that's actually still a thing in US schools)

[@nickkowal619]

@@bareakon I imagine it still is currently, idk that would've been over a decade ago for me. It only took like a minute but man I hated it then and hate it still, so dumb. I think they pray in southern schools so at least I didn't get indoctrinated into that cult.

[@TheOctavian316]

My mum always said she's forgotten more than these kids have ever learnt hahha. Like, it's fresh in their minds, doesn't make them smarter.

[@JervisGermane]

15:58 I still remember that proposal. Especially since I re-listen to that stream about once a month.

[@lilreith2603]

I need you guys to do a reaction video of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" now. It's a staple book for almost any and all classrooms in my area, and after hearing your comments on what it could be about, I want to know how you'd react to its actual content. Thank you!

[@Brasc]

"How may Feet in a Furlong?" Silly game, it's clearly two. Edward Furlong is a bipedal being and you cannot trick me into believing otherwise.

[@elenadirectorofmiiss7942]

I’ve been in detention more than the explosion man, lady world domination, and stealth assassin guy… I need to reevaluate my life.

[@heleneandersson7649]

I know about aerial roots because my Monstera has them. It used them to dig into the neighbouring plant's pot and strangle it after I... somewhat neglected them 😆

[@johnfoelster507]

Fun facts to irritate Andy from beside the Delaware river. (OK, just in its watershed.) Delaware is named after an English dude named Thomas West. West was the first governor of colonial Virginia, and held the medieval barony of De La Warr. This got shortened to "Lord Delaware" and the contracted form was applied to the Delaware river northeast of Virginia's "Eastern Shore". (You can't see it on most zoomed out maps but a little bit of Virginia is on the Delmarva peninsula. (Obviously they didn't figure out that one was a peninsula that needed a name until after the three colonies were established.)) Delaware was originally settled by the Swedes but the area got stolen by the Dutch from New Amsterdam. It became English when the Duke of York stole New Amsterdam and renamed it after himself. Delaware was originally included in the land grant of Pennsylvania to William Penn by King Charles II. Owing to syphilitic imbecility, King Chuck got the portion of the charter defining the boundary between Pennsylvania and Maryland wrong and a ferocious legal battle between Penn and Lord Baltimore ensued. (British aristocrats naming portions of the future US after themselves was the style at the time.) This was eventually settled by the drawing of the Mason-Dixon line, but in the meantime Delaware seceded from Pennsylvania to avoid having to share a colony with all those filthy stinking Quakers. Lord Delaware's brother John West settled in Virginia and his descendants became part of the local planter aristocracy. When I went to school at the University of Richmond, one of my theatre professors was his descendent Reed West III. History does not record if Jim West derived his surname from the family. Seneca Falls is most definitely in New York, BTW.

[@fungi5350]

Thanks for the fun facts!

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Another possible name: "How Much Have You Forgotten Since 5th Grade?"

[@jonathanpatel5626]

Listen guys, I teach high school English in Tennessee, and I can assure you that these questions do not reflect public education lol

[@BogeyTheBear]

1:17:06 To his credit, Sherlock Holmes rented the rooms at 221B Baker Street for so long that it would have been no better than buying the place from Mrs. Hudson, according to one account by Dr. Watson.

[@sweeety969]

The hec in hectare comes from the Greek word for 100 (εκατό/ekato), ergo 100 meters X 100 meters= hectare. Maths is kind of easier when you know Greek.

[@dontmisunderstand6041]

Latin's generally more useful, but greek can be used to fudge the latin too.

[@bofurlong8944]

I’m an American and I still regularly forget that Delaware exists, and I only know how many feet are in a furlong because it’s literally my name.

[@GriffinWolf]

Bo "660 Feet in" Furlong, they're called...

[@DrakeAurum]

The logo of this game has an incongruously action-movie look. I feel like it should be called The Smart and the Studious.

[@Giga-lemesh]

Andy asking why 100 meters isn’t a centa-metre, Andy a centimetre is a thing already 😂

[@bemybff205]

Join the gang next week when they play "Fight Club: 5th Grader Edition"

[@motherofvermin]

It's okay Andy, we always forget Delaware exists too.

[@PaxofPI]

So sorry i missed this one, because If i had been I would have been pointing out that Pippi Longstockings is a Swedish IP originally and is def not something that is US centric.

[@aimeeg4809]

I was shouting that at the TV too :)

[@heleneandersson7649]

Pippi and the other astrid Lindgren books are such a staple of swedish childhoods, at least when i was little. Such a great selection of ill behaved children to look up to, no wonder i was such a menace 😂

[@huppaduppa]

I guess the Disney adaptation was more popular in the US maybe? I have no idea / a swede also

[@michaelpirrone]

Swedish but also Disney, Andy has no excuse.

[@TJForceIX]

If you look at the chat playback, a lot of people pointed it out live too. Yeah, not sure what that person was thinking. Maybe she's just not particularly well known in the UK for some reason and they assumed if it wasn't British it was American? Who knows.

[@thomasjackson1738]

based on their maps skills, we should get a "Can you locate all 50 states?" quiz

[@MSte21]

Americans can't even locate all 50 states. That would just be cruel and unusual punishment.

[@BogeyTheBear]

Countered by having the American side of the audience contend with "Can you identify all these shires?"

[@typacsk]

@@BogeyTheBear That's an acceptable price to pay ;)

[@tiffanylingle9114]

I love the whole cup thing XD cause it's just equivalent. It doesn't matter the size of the single cup as long as all the other measurements are based on that. The usual is now about 8oz. But back when it was invented it just meant you could use whatever cup was on hand

[@Reids0me]

I would love to see more streams of this! Educational AND entertaining!

[@jclarinet6347]

Just me over here being devastated that they don’t know to give a mouse a cookie 😭

[@catoninetales]

There are few joys comparable to watching OX answer trivia questions!

[@bennykill709]

As an American, I agree with you guys regarding the metric system.

[@recino2]

Andy: Why don't you ask me to point out English counties? Also Andy: Wait, where is Lincolnshire?

[@brianmorales2322]

As an American, even I had no idea there was a constitution day 😂

[@theopminer952]

It’s one of those things that no one celebrates or mentions, I don’t even think they talk about it in the text books because it’s all about independence and then you move on

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Stream tittles off at 2:13!

[@mgw3133]

A legend, as usual.

[@JervisGermane]

38:00 I've been to England. Y'all had imperial measures all over the place. I don't know how representative I am, but I can use both systems fine. For most day-to-day instances you just need to remember 4-5 equivalencies in each measure and you can estimate close enough.

[@linusah]

Associating Pippi Langstrømpe with American knowledge, broke my nordic heart 😱

[@danskhandle]

cute picture of mike for a thumbnail

[@Siilwa]

7:27 As a Swede, I feel like I would lose my citizenship if I didn't know that Pippi Longstocking has famously bright red hair 😂

[@darkamora5123]

Which they thought was an American character. LOL

[@theomnitorium7476]

I love how the chat was fuming that A) they didn't know who Pippi is, and then B) assumed she was American ^^

[@Siilwa]

@@theomnitorium7476 @Darkamora To be fair, I'm sure there's tons of characters from old English children's books that I don't know about AND the game did use the English translation of Pippi's name. If they called her Pippi Långstrump then I would be more flabbergasted that they assumed she was American 😂

[@Mr.Humbleton]

Central European here, who tf is Pippi Longstocking?

[@bareakon]

I only know because I like Stieg Larsson.

[@nickburkhardt3229]

I am American and I have never heard of Constitution day

[@WithheldStorm]

12:09 - You can zoom in on the map for a more detailed look.

[@huppaduppa]

Jane, the millionaire youtuber, when asked for a fun fact about herself: there's nothing interesting about me

[@toxicara]

She has mermaid hair!

[@oxfanblink4115]

Surprised she didn’t say she could of been a physicist if she wanted to since she’s got her doctorate for physics i think.

[@CrudeConduct666]

Millionaire? Where did you get that shit from?

[@BuildinWings]

Millionaire? You're cute.

[@MrHarryGray]

@@CrudeConduct666 its a running joke 👀

[@CamPopplestone]

The fact it's local multiplayer only and not online makes me sad, wanted to play with a friend

[@darkamora5123]

Also to be fair to baking as long as all measurements are in cups or parts of cups it doesn't matter the size of cup, provided you use the same size cup throughout. So if it says 4 cups of flour, 2 cups of water, 1/32 cup of salt that cup can be 200 ml or 1000 ml or 100,000 ml as long as the proportions are kept the same the dough will be right (albeit hard to find a mixing bowl large enough for 400,000 cm³ of flour let alone a baking pan for that amount of dough outside of a proper bakery at least).

[@ShaenMOGaming]

If You Give A Mouse A Cookie is apparently the new Bioshock. Love it.

[@RoosterFloyd]

Why aren't the kids vomiting you ask? That's exactly why the children aren't fed for a few days leading up to filming.

[@BURGATRON]

I hope they make another video game for the Weakest Link. The ps2 version was pretty fun

[@Borderlines]

I really love Andy's sass 🤣

[@DaRadicalCavy]

The UK you can be held back too. I use to get As but ended up spending about 4 years out of school and when went back they considered making me enter a year below but luckily they decided against it

[@KrystalDust]

DELAWARE!? What the hell is Delaware!? Might be in my top ten funniest sentences I have ever heard.

[@zhaley1980]

Sept 17, 1787. More than a few months lol.

[@bustinarant]

One time I got a saturday, "Breakfast Club", detention and nobody showed up! I waited like 10 minutes outside and just went home lol

[@GriffinWolf]

The time it took you to get there, wait, and go home... on a Saturday... sounds like they got their detention's worth!

[@bustinarant]

@@GriffinWolf The funny part was that I live *not even* a minute walk from there!

[@ldbboosha]

40:55 lmao underrated joke from Jane there

[@dallydaydream]

Thank you for pointing this out, Jane said it quite quietly so I would have missed it otherwise

[@FictionWriter95]

6:44 (boxing commentator voice) "The newest and biggest KZbinr boxing event: Annnnndy Farrrrrrrant! Versus! A literaaaaaaaaaal chiiiiiiiiild!"

[@RepKyle95]

Missed this live because I had lecture, so gotta catch the VOD.

[@VonDiesel3768]

Jane looks incredibly cute here. Good for her. I'm sure the guys look great too.

[@WithheldStorm]

17:05 - The studio is nothing like the TV show.

[@WithheldStorm]

26:07 - The cheats are lifelines to help you.

[@amyeagleton697]

As an American, I've never heard of Constitution Day

[@theriverspath]

People used to say, "I love you a bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck." I grew up hearing this, but I still don't know how many pecks are in a bushel. 🤷‍♀️

[@TheAlphahirogen]

After all that time Andy had to have spent collecting Orchids in Red Dead Redemption 2, he should have been able to answer this one!

[@Orxenhorf]

20:00 - Uhm, nope Andy & Mike. Orchids grow up in trees in the jungle, with roots hanging in the air.

[@GriffinWolf]

They also grow out of the ground in many places... there's thousands of types of orchid.

[@dominateeye]

I have no idea of how he is as a person, but I am incredibly disappointed that Jeff Foxworthy isn't the host of this game

[@dbadilotti]

Have to respect Andy's Andrew Ryan @34:29

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

Regarding decameters and hectometers, here in the US we are required to learn the basic metric system as in the prefixes. Also, the kids can get questions wrong. The copy and ask the class options are meant to be gambles because of this just like how it's a gamble to get a new question.

[@cloudy_dreams99]

The way they didn't realise the kids were there to help them

[@bernard832]

"Why don't you ask me to point out English counties?" Historic, administrative, or metropolitan? (I watch Map Men.)

[@SConArt87]

Okay, I don't know about anyone else but, I NEVER learned this stuff in 1st-5th grade.

[@jomecmathslearn]

Mulan...? We got Watership Down. In Primary School... Priiiiiiimary. School.

[@DANTE83100]

Tough break, I remember seeing Bugsy Malone. So, my experience wasn't that bad.

[@henrypulido4811]

27:30 Props to Loonatics Unleashed who actually told me the answer to this question.

[@FnRenner]

Is Y not a sometimes vowel in England? As in the song? A, E, I, O, U, annnnnd sometimmmmmmes Yyyyyyyyy... No? Just in America? I'll see myself out....

[@amagicalduck155]

I liked If You Give A Mouse A Cookie as a kid but on reflection it does have a pretty fucked up message

[@darkamora5123]

The song A Bushel and a Peck is from the musical Guys and Dolls. "I love you, a bushel and a peck A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap A barrel and a heap and I'm talkin' in my sleep About you, about you 'Cause I love you, a bushel and a peck You bet your purdy neck, I do A doodle oodle, ooh doo A doodle oodle, oodle, ooh doo I love you, a bushel and a peck A bushel and a peck though you make my heart a wreck Make my heart a wreck and you make my life a mess Make my life a mess, yes a mess of happiness About you, about you 'Cause I love you, a bushel and a peck You bet your purdy neck, I do A doodle oodle, ooh doo A doodle oodle, oodle, ooh doo I love you, a bushel and a peck A bushel and a peck and it beats me all to heck It beats me all to heck, how I'll ever tend the farm Ever tend the farm when I wanna keep my arm About you, about you 'Cause I love you, a bushel and a peck You bet your purdy neck, I do A doodle oodle, ooh doo A doodle oodle, oodle, ooh doo A doodle oodle, oodle, ooh doo A doodle oodle, ooh doo, doo" I do have to point out "purdy" not "girthy" neck. It just means a lot though I also had my mom say it was representative too as a bushel is typically a big round basket. 🧺 And a peck was slang for a kiss, so one could interpret a bushel and a peck as representing an "O" and an "X" or a hug and kiss. Sort of perfect interpretation for your channel lol. As for "Y" being a vowel the mnemonic is A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y and in English that "sometimes" is really most times. Typically if it makes a yuh sound it is a consonant (yellow, yard,yuck,lawyer) whereas if it forms a dipthong (-oy,-ay, or -ey like toy, day or hey) or sounds like other vowels like tyre (long i) or chrysanthemum (short i) it is considered a vowel. Linguistically it is actually a semi-vowel as even when used in yard you are actually enunciating ( ē-yuh ard ). To be very clear whether a letter is a consonant or vowel is based on the shape our mouth makes and whether we use our tongue to block the exhalation of air as we speak vowels don't consonants do. That is why phonetically an "H" can be a voiceless vowel despite grammatically being a consonant (thank words like honor for that).

[@flepis]

The googol question was the last question in the Major UK who wants to be a millionaire cheating scandal

[@42Dragons]

I am a well-educated 40 year old American. I've never heard of Constitution Day.

[@thanksfernuthin]

Those times you really don't think things through. Six cups? Times thirty two? ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO CUPS! Those are some TINY cups!

[@guitarlover1204]

"why can't they all be squares?" Is basically what happened when the brits looked at africa....

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

A bunch of Brits poking fun at American measurements, meanwhile I - a continental European - can't get in on the fun, because I use the metric system (and am loving it).

[@RoosterFloyd]

I played this game once but the board game version. It destroyed my intellectual confidence at the time.

[@Living_with_Narcissists]

Don't feel bad, I'm an American and I haven't heard of Constitution Day.

[@cicisstormshelter1076]

Also, I didn't know that melons were gourds but my dad educated me about that. Ha ha, I knew the final answer, googol is my favorite number. XD I like this video.

[@TimmyShea12]

If you give a mouse a cookie was taught to me as an allegory for how appeasement was an inherently doomed foreign policy

[@awmperry]

Oh, Jane - you’re a scientist. Surely you know SI prefixes?

[@jukka-pekkatuominen4540]

You can easily tell that Pippi Longstocking is Swedish as all the people speak Swedish in the TV Series.

[@JervisGermane]

Jane's hair!

[@telegenicdragon8045]

But the kid on the thumbnail looks like an alternate reality ginger Mike

[@gamengirl2.0]

There is no holding back grades unless parents want it with no child left behind

[@spinal_capped]

Fantastic stream as always. You guys are far better than Jeff Foxworthy (who hosted the show in the US, and is all I can remember of it)…

[@BogeyTheBear]

27:48 Other things we can do that 10-years can't: Buy all the sugary cereals we want without a fight. Get ourselves a birthday cake on any other day of the year.

[@Markcrazeer]

pippi Longstocking? America focused? how dare you! on behalf of all Norwegians sweedes are stupid, but despite our longstanding rivalry I will not take this insult lying down, Astrid Lindgren is a Scandinavian treasure.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

As a Dane, I agree on both points. One of the few creators with humour: "When told she had gotten an asteroid named after her, she said to now call her Asteroid Lindgren."

[@MunchKING]

Claudia? They couldn't get Jeff Foxworthy? Wait, wait, they have changed the whole format of the game since when I saw it. Huh, I didn't think Pippi Longstocking is first grade material. Teach those kids about parental abandonment and the crushing inadequacy of your life when compared to strangers early, huh. Pippi Longstocking isn't an American story though. IIRC she's Swedish. 21:14 To be fair Jane, neither have I, and I'm and actual American. Unless they just mean when they signed the Constitution. I have heard of that one. But not a holiday about it. 32:45 Yes, when you asked the class for answers, 2/5th said something other than the right answer. 34:50 I didn't know "If you give a mouse a cookie" was so controversial. My mom has the whole set. 46:00 If they were all squares I would think that would be HARDER. New York State has a very distinct shape. If you knew you wanted that one, it should have been an easy find. :D 57:50 French People? 1:00:00 Andy, you TOLD everyone how to find Kentucky, and then you put Pittsburg Pennsylvania in Kentucky?? 1:06:00 You guys keep saying "Junkrat" but to me he looks like if Jimmy Newtron got into Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory's wardrobe. 1:14:00 It's an old rhyme thing. My mom used to say it to me, and I never bothered to calculate out the metrics of it. I alaways heard they love you "a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck".

[@MunchKING]

Jimmy Newtron? I think I was thinking of Johnny Test. He's the one with the flame hair.

[@bjgaspar]

@44:55 As a native NYer, I giggled the whole time. That's the same as asking an American where Wales is...

[@nickgarcia1292]

The ocean?

[@pensword14]

"What the hell is DELAWARE?!" -- Well, you are NOT wrong...

[@bg3929Z]

47:35 Hello from Cape Cod!