Are You Garbage: Bert Kreischer - Florida Man

[@TheOriginalTroll]

Foley saying “it’s the Mandalorian effect!“ with full confidence, in the middle of Bert thinking they’re called “Toast ‘em Strudels” is a Top 10 AYG Moment

[@helpis0ntheway]

I am forever saying Mandalorian Effect from now on!

[@kylemcgill2966]

I actually like the Mandalorian effect better😂

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

Trash

[@commanderjonson2610]

@@helpis0ntheway lol Mandela spent years in prison surviving just to be misremembered as dying when he strived to survive… and now…. Now you wanna replace his namesake with the most badass StarWars character since ep 5…

[@derekladyga1716]

Sry my dicklessinya made me read 'top GAY moment'

[@Tkeane8]

“I have an arguably true story” should go on Brent’s gravestone

[@emerson5077]

"god, i love fajitas" could also be good 😂

[@Chris-P]

If Tommy Buns has anything to do with it, the tombstone will just read, "Muh Sheen" lol

[@ifacecheck]

"we can't have giraffes at our zoo" I spit out my beer, god dammit.

[@rileygally2967]

I plan on using this in the future lol

[@evolutionaryapostle5488]

I lost it

[@TheMnj96]

Btw there are definitely giraffes at that zoo but they are tucked away lmao still funny

[@willthomas7666]

Cool good to know,I so desperately needed that question answered before I die,thank you for clarifying that^

[@AudreyDoesWords]

"How many teeth do you think you have?" might be one of the best questions in the history of this show.

[@zacharypedeville6235]

“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” is the perfect explanation of Bert

[@Devi1n555]

I've never laughed audibly so much during a podcast. this was the perfect combo

[@AreYouGarbage]

Love to hear that. Thanks brotha

[@lewisg4081]

I love how almost everything Bart said blew them away he belongs in the garbage hall of fame

[@hardcorhedcase]

It's unbelievable if you have any intelligence, Bert is simply a compulsive liar.

[@Bloo_Bear]

they should replace john Cena with Berty boy as the face of Glad over here 😂😂💀

[@cornelionsqween8028]

I've rewatched this episode like 10 times now, it's AMAZING... I got introduced to porn by a serial killer. We can't have giraffes at our zoo. There was a kid smoldering aftering getting struck by lightning. Awww Toast em stroodles!?!? That's the mandalorian effect.

[@jaypers232]

The single family home bit was unreal. Then foley going straight into Publix was absolutely hilarious

[@Bloo_Bear]

@@cornelionsqween8028 "i inhale my own bodily fluids for fun and i wipe shit on my balls, ion giva Fuck!" 🤣😂😂

[@jessithelibrarian5383]

Love the sparkle in Foley's eyes when he food bonds with a guest! Fun episode! We refer to the rotisserie chicken as an astronaut chicken because it lives in it's own little spacesuit.

[@npreshaw]

It's known as a bachelors handbag here.

[@imnotbenavery9220]

My fatass was looking for a notepad, hot tips!

[@bougiebum9138]

He really needs to get on a Bert routine so that he can still binge and have his fun but without gaining much size/weight. Worried about the big feller

[@MrNicvdb]

The single family home bit was so good I was literally hurting from laughing so hard, Bert is the perfect guest for this pod. 💀

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha hes the best!

[@amberwilliams8240]

I rewound that part so many times

[@bradfordeldridge9329]

I thought you guys mean’t my mom being a single parent too.

[@L4-295]

Bro lmaoo Foley immediately put his face in his hands 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@kw1213]

1:24:04 The look Foley gives Bert when he says that everyone gets their own lobster is pure love.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@MPHswayze]

"You had me at 'butter-on-Oreos.'"

[@theslouchedsloth9514]

Brent describing the child just seconds after being struck by lightning as "smoldering" is something else bro

[@LuckyLuch1]

It's almost like he's been practicing telling the story since he was a child..

[@jasoncavari]

“Tampa handshake” is fucking good man lmao 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@kingphonsy]

Came here to say that. It didn’t get the reaction it deserved.

[@grizzlysparks7117]

Every life experience Bert has had up until this point was specifically curated for this exact podcast.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha you Aint lying

[@obsidian....]

@@AreYouGarbage Bart is too much for 99% of the world. He's perfect for this 🙏

[@jameshubisz]

never heard this podcast until Bert posted about it, now I'm working my way through every episode laughing my ass off while I'm at work

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha! Love to hear that. Glad you like the show!

[@duncanthompson957]

It’s quite superb, isn’t it.

[@thereflextester]

Same here

[@jasoncampbell9457]

This might be the best episode yet. When Bert said "in my mouth" I laughed so hard I almost past out. My son actually came out of his room to see what was going on and said I looked like I was dying. Pure gold. Bert might be the classiest piece of trash there is.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🙏🙏

[@deactivated]

foley's line about burnt being such a weird combo of discipline and gluttony was the greatest summary of him in history.

[@Rogerkonijntje]

underrated comment. exactly

[@TalkingThrones]

Instant classic, top 5 eppy. See you boys in Pittsburgh!

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

Get them tickies

[@JimmySilverFoot]

Dude it's so cool to see you here

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

@@JimmySilverFoot gold is gold

[@rhern44]

“Its a Tampa handshake” was a great line that got glossed over in the beginning

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah thanks!

[@brandonkatona7734]

1:07:30, one of the greatest moments in AYG history, Foley and Kippy pushing themselves away from the table after Brent announces he eats his boogers.

[@MPHswayze]

They looked like Woodward and Bernstein after they broke Watergate. Nobody gets the nitty gritty out of guests like AYG

[@nickbotic]

DUDE, yes. I just wrote a similar comment. I could watch that on repeat for the rest of my life and never get tired of it. Jesus Christ, they were just floored.

[@jtapia1123]

This crosses my mind every couple months so I came back to look it up and thank you for putting the time stamp for quick referral

[@ichi_go]

Bert is definitely on Mt. Trashmore. Good get fellas, love the poddy!

[@smif86]

I've seen every episode and I think this is the most fun I've seen you two have with a guest. Bert is for sure a first-ballot AYG Hall of Famer.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks dude. Was super cool for us!

[@KTF0]

Eating boogers in front of your wife gets you in the pantheon of the AYG Hall of Fame.

[@greg1685]

Foley is a legend. His side comments kill me Everytime.

[@monty31116]

"You're eatin' boogers dude" - H.Foley

[@OutlierConcepts]

"I think it was soft lightning" "I don't think soft lightning is a thing" "Well it was soft lightning"

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@josephbrowne3533]

Starts hilarious and ends heart warming. No lighting strikes needed.

[@absenzz]

Kippy and uncle Hank are like kids in a candy shop on this episode 😂 fantastic episode and guest

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha was cool for us to have him

[@mizzle1788]

I love y'all so much and you's guys never fail to brighten up my day. Can't wait for Theo hopefully haha. I wanna party with you 3 and McMuffin

[@BrickTop06]

Had the same thought. If Bert's on Theo better be next.

[@malefic1349]

If they do, let's hope he doesn't do his sad-boy-guilty-about-jacking off. I miss high Theo. He was great with Joey Diaz.

[@deja_vu..]

I also requested Theo. They replied they're working on it 😃

[@Quickkill6658]

Theo would be the perfect guest

[@runb4its2late42]

"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" 🤣

[@OutlierConcepts]

I love how Brent tells a story and your left genuinely convinced he now has a natural immunity to rabies, but then you remember in all probability he just got a mosquito bite and the waitress was just messing with him

[@joshsolano5229]

38:11 kippy saying “you’re my hero” was the most genuine response I’ve ever heard in my entire life lmaooooo

[@Revolution1117]

Except when he said to Bort, "What's wrong with you, man??"

[@Eblis840]

And that kid who got struck by lightning at Publix is now Theo Von, Here's to the next big guest. Gang gang - Flash bangs. 🌩️😎🗑️

[@6point5x55]

You beautyful bastard, did you just coin Theo's new name "Flash bangs"?

[@Jaypac1109]

I did however cry laughing at this episode. Gentlemen, thank you so much

[@maxwerres9452]

I can't wait for you guys to blow up. Legitimately hilarious!! This one and the tim dillon pod are instant classics.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha!

[@ezragall9800]

This aged like a fine wine!

[@juniorb881]

“We can’t have giraffes in our zoos” 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@eheis5]

I've never related to Foley more than after he asked Bert "Dude, what's wrong with you, Man?".

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@Devi1n555]

this is definitely going down in the AYG hall of fame. this podcast was hilarious!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Was a wild one!

[@GOREHAMMERX1]

An AYG Masterpiece! Bert put on a garbage clinic in this episode.

[@Feral-Kid]

Well I’ve never retched from a podcast before. Thanks Bert.

[@cann0nball100]

I wish Foley could just follow me around and be my own personal laugh track. Him just laughing cracks me up.

[@stei0614]

Not as great as Ryan sickler laugh

[@notredamin]

I'm here straight from the Something's Burning Podcast. You guys are a riot!

[@jamesnavarro3928]

Its really amazing to start watching you 2 bozos on other podcasts back before you guys even had your own podcast, to see how far youse guys have come and all the hard work we see you guys put in. Truley inspiring feel like it couldnt happen to better people

[@fruitlandgrizzly]

This is one of the funniest single podcasts I've ever seen

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks dude!

[@NoahTheDude420]

Its 2:30 I'm drunk high and maybe ate a cap, what better timing bozos. Love the pod keep it up!

[@ZeZeBatata69]

My predictions before watching it: 80% Bert talking, 15% Foley, 5% Kippy and it's mostly about food and drinks.

[@lilwillbooth9871]

Every episode, I just wanna hit the "like" button over and over. #AYG hands down best of the best. Love these guys!

[@GettingNegative]

Catching The Burbs reference is amazing.

[@j.r.morgan4453]

Just found y'all yesterday, incredible duo with a great selection of guests, torn through 3 full pods so far and doubled over laughing at each. Thank you guys for the content, I hope y'all keep spreading the awesomeness

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha! Welcome aboard!

[@livefreeprintguns]

"We can't have giraffes at our zoo." If that isn't the most perfect comedy album title of the early 2000's I don't know what is. 🤣

[@father3dollarbill]

What a great episode, guys. Wish you all the success in the world, all the traesh and caesh

[@Tsureiki]

Bert is the epitome of "We taught him wrong on purpose as a joke"

[@westcoastkidd17]

1:15:13 "You are such a rare form of Gluttony and Discipline" .... perfect description of Bert. He's such a rare combination of extremes. He's severely flawed and inherently garbage, but super-successful and just a generous and loving dude.

[@sean7sb]

I love when kippy catches himself about to interrupt someone.. always puts his hands over his mouth so innocently. That's how your know these guys are some great humans..

[@coltonjones2253]

You must have watched this episode on shrooms lol.. jk bro I noticed that too 🤣

[@sean7sb]

@@coltonjones2253 but also maybe lololol

[@smoovegutierrez541]

And they say podcasters don’t listen to their fans, already know this gunna be BONKOS!

[@matt5721]

"We're starting an endurance racing team so I bought him one extra set of tires just incase"🤣

[@lizagibbins576]

Aww poor Brent, bless him and his 5 family home x

[@davidpatriot1082]

"saw a guy get hit by lightning at publix...we cant have giraffes in our zoo" bart spicebird is hysterical when hes around certain types of people and not focused on censoring himself and being pc, wish hed go back to his open tabs personality and be like he is being here more often. this is the best bert

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

Agreed

[@SiavregNhoj]

“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” ~ H. Foley 2022

[@AreYouGarbage]

Perfectly said!!!

[@AJValentine-uc3pi]

"It was soft lightning." "I don't think that's a thing."

[@OkGuy1983]

As someone who has been living in Florida for the past 20 years, I don't doubt any of Bert's Florida stories

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@codyroberts2929]

Absolutely amazing!! Happy and Proud of all three of you!! Such a great episode!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha! Was a cool moment for us

[@albreezy26]

Been waiting for this for so long. I always thought it would happen but actually seeing it on my feed is nuts! This is gonna be a hot one! Nobody can fuck with AYG baby!

[@topmarks3168]

Just what I needed today! Much love you guys my favorite new podcast

[@tschak5367]

Cant stop laughing at "We cant have giraffes at our zoo"

[@DarkDecimus]

This is the funniest "gross off" I've ever seen. Great episode, guys!

[@zachmontgomery1698]

I remember commenting saying you guys should get Bert and I got SO EXCITED when I saw this. Love it you dirtballs!

[@CheechElMexicano]

"One bear roaming someone else's cave", lmao bert truly takes over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@ieshathegirlInevahad]

I saw the thumbnail for this episode and knew this was going to be good. Holy Sh*t! It was great. AYG is def Bert's lane...he gets to talk about himself. Lol. And to learn he reached out to you to sit with the both of you, of course. I'm glad AYG was recommended...you two are awesome!

[@jean-danielpotie6624]

Thank you for this! What you guys do makes the world a better place.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank YOU brotha

[@jerseyjags98]

I come home from a weekend up in the Poconos, only to be blessed with this no-doubt-about-it-banger of a podcast with Bert and the boys. Blessed be thy bozos. Garbage is thy name 🙏🗑

[@glass1258]

Congrats on the big fish 🎣 Guys ! I feel a rogan episode comin thru real soon !

[@Eblis840]

*chewing on elk jerky* "Yeah man, Foley's underwear could be used to deter Russian soldiers in Ukraine man, It's not good man" "Hey Kippy, you ever rub pure 5meo-dmt into your scalp man? Big no no, That's how I went bald man..."

[@weaveracresfarm6584]

One Bear down one more to go....Segura time next!! My new favorite pod with one half of my old favorites. Bert is always a fun get...enjoyed my AYG Sunday edition as always!

[@neong]

I only heard about this pod last week and it might e my new favorite. You guys know how to entertain.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha!

[@OutlierConcepts]

You can tell by that SMOOOOOOTH open its gonna be a good ep

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏🙏

[@Jdizzle0667]

This is one of the episodes that I've been waiting for!!!

[@828_Nate]

Bring back Bert more often! This was a great episode guys! 👍😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hes welcome anytime!

[@collinsmith6816]

"Watching you think is one of my favorite things in the world" is an epic comment from Kippy 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🙏🙏

[@DragonBreath]

You boys are hilarious. Tons of funny quick observations. Found you by accident and I’m glad I did! Subbed.

[@jamiehamm3676]

One of the best pods I ever watched

[@TheRantinghick]

for reasons i cant explain i wanna see Tim and Bert eat dinner at a steak house. I feel it would be unintentionally hilarious

[@danzanettijr.6789]

Pure gold! Gonna watch this episode all the time over and over. Can't wait for Detroit in a couple of weeks!

[@EZ-nf1rx]

Foley: you should keep a cover on that toothbrush Bert: no, it’s my pocket! 45:47

[@shelleybloxom3093]

I was dying laughing at the boys booger reaction and gagging at the same time.

[@cornelionsqween8028]

"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" I can watch this episode over and over. It's amazing... Plus, if I find out that the recent footage of Tom Segura walking the side walk in New York on his phone with Pat Mcafee bashing Will Smith was from him on his way to AYG, I might just lose my fucking mind!

[@anthonygshit6785]

28:43 😂😂😂😂foley looks like he’s gonna cry so hard and then starts laughing 😂 😂😂

[@gregallen7795]

One of the best pods boys and my two favorite east (AYG) and west (2B1C) coast comedians finally getting together, Tom Segura would be the icing on the cake

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha! Hes welcome anytime!

[@mickeyabbot5851]

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. Foleys face when Bert said he ate boogers in front of his wife🤣

[@thenickseditious]

this was one of the times i think bert shined being a guest. great ep boys

[@josiahgall8144]

The reactions to Bert's trashiness has me howling every time I watch this ep 😂😂😂 you guys are the fucking best

[@helpis0ntheway]

I needed this today! You guys never disappoint!!

[@Damian_1305]

"What we talking like 40 dollars?" I never laughed so hard watching comedy at home

[@GorgoScrobo]

Thank you for this. Been waiting for Bert to invite himself forever! Now invite yourself to a reboot of “Something’s Burning”. Bert - bring it back.

[@father3dollarbill]

Yeah

[@BrickTop06]

Bert is a tough hang but the Cabin and Something's Burning were truly great.

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Man that show ruled

[@ryanstewart1014]

You guys got an awesome show. One of the best ideas for a podcast ever. It's such an entertaining way to hear a good bit of the comics life story and easy for the viewer to relate. I don't know how I never picked up that Bert is a fellow Florida man because it seems obvious now. He really seems like such a kind and genuine person.

[@chuffage]

7 seconds in, read the title, this is going to be absolute garbage GOLD!! The boys and Burnt are a match made in heaven!! Get yourselves over to the U.K. 👍👍

[@chaoticdog85]

This episode was amazing. All 3 brought so much.

[@murdoc4794]

I've been waiting for this one for SOOOO LONG! Shut it all down, it ain't getting better than this. Bert is the biggest trash pretending to be class, and not. Perfect.

[@_nessyp]

Bert “i think there’s a lot of anxiety in my life” as he has not stopped shaking his leg the entire time hahaha

[@therevern2733]

Grabbing a beer and ready for this show. SO FUCKING PUMPED BERT IS ON!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha! Enjoy!

[@chifeadrian]

One of my top episodes right here, this episode is a Dumpster Fire!

[@thewonderfulworldofaunttud3215]

Bert's old fashion; He once held me up while I did a keg stand, real ladies man and gentlemen.

[@ericbabe87]

The joy from the boys during that Peter Luger order made my entire week. I hope like hell the boys go out with Bert someday. This is the collab I’ve been waiting for since day 1.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha!!