Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: 7 Seconds in Heaven w/ Kippy & Foley

[@Jaypac1109]

If you're not a $10 homie yet, you really need to b

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@mellyp5302]

Facts homie ^^^

[@erikallen9141]

Word on the street is they're approaching 4 trillion hours of content, tap in!!!!

[@dropitwarm8551]

Absolutely!

[@ednakrabapoly]

hard feelings alone is worth it

[@eligreenfield3409]

I know T-Bone is the one monitoring comments, “Dry Rub either way” was a home run that got ignored by the bozos 🔥🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol its kippy!

[@MrJesusdoesntsave]

@@AreYouGarbage Hands-on CEO

[@eligreenfield3409]

Respect ✊

[@angelotro]

For sure😅😅

[@conaldpeterson1074]

Undercover boss vibes 🥸

[@Edelce]

1:05:34 we need a "nothing on that?" compilation, 5-8 minutes of pure underappreciated one-liners

[@kevinevangelisto]

I love when a successful guest is on and the boys pull up a chair and start asking questions 😀 so relatable

[@Redswhiskey]

I love that Foley's idea of a scam is 'bear spray.' That serves an actual purpose! Hahaha

[@samanthab1923]

That’s because he’s been sprayed by neighbors & HE keeps coming back

[@Spatrickscan]

I love how angry Kevin got when Foley discovered old people get discounts.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@a.k.4o]

It is upsetting that he didn't know that. Pay attention

[@samanthab1923]

It’s amazing the common sense everyday world stuff that goes right over him but he’ll quote some line from a movie.

[@cstanga2]

"I'll just take my lollipop and leave" when ur at the bank had me actually dying

[@areeweblind]

"Dry rubs either way" is a GOOD line.

[@gregorya2344]

Are there multiple empty packs of Marlboro Lights underneath the table ? Garbaggio

[@AreYouGarbage]

👀👀👀

[@Todd936]

Thanks for the podcast and hard work guys thanks again respect ✊

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks for the support my dude

[@Todd936]

@@AreYouGarbage hey the poor guy count too thanks man

[@mattkline3431]

1:03:55 "talk about your life flashing before your eyes...finished the sandwich" LMFAO

[@AriMarkShaneKippyFoley]

Is it only me but these Bozo's are getting more and more handsome each episode. Love youze guys.

[@AreYouGarbage]

💃💃😍😍

[@rustincole_w1339]

I stopped going to Church 20 years ago... AYG has become the closest thing to a Sunday ritual that I have experienced since I use to attend .... Minus all the positivity, music, free snacks and touching.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah happy to fill that void

[@accidental-life]

Don't worry Kippy! I was laughing at your "who's your plug" comment that didn't get it in the office for the knodding lobster eaters. 🤣

[@dexgray4581]

I’ve been doing my own laundry ever since 13 years old, however I will say I totally understand the psychology behind Foley’s relationship with his mom and I’m 100% for it! From everything you guys have described his mom as, she seems like the “boss-lady”, the one who likes to get things done. And as you get older finding and keeping your purpose alive is what keeps you alive and makes you feel useful. So, I love what you and your mom have. That’s good stuff right there, keep throwing your undies her way. Wish I phrased that different.

[@vstrvcvrtv]

Funny you say that, I've been doing my own laundry since 13 too, but I moved out and my siblings are out of the country, my washing machine got wrecked during the pandemie, so I had to do an emergency load at my parents house, and her cleaning lady ironed them and everything. The next week my mom started calling inviting me to do laundry so the cleaning lady has sth to do. Think she just likes having visitors. It's a hassle, but 2 years now, so I sit and have tea and talk for a bit, the laundry is the excuse

[@dexgray4581]

@@vstrvcvrtv Exactly!… There’s always an underlying reason that has nothing to do with the laundry 👌

[@samanthab1923]

He shouldn’t be taking laundry home at all. Baby Huey

[@karldomogalla2058]

The idea that Foley didn’t know about a senior discount is insane. I can easily imagine him trying to get a lower price at the buffet while being in junior high.

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Was great seeing y’all in LA, the bozos came out! The big man came back with a second chain, yikeeees!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah thanks brotha! Cali came correct!

[@KangaRuude]

Haha I remember when you literally did your first show or stuff back on TikTok in the day and we’d chat. Haha!!!! Glad to see you stuck with it

[@earlymorningpodcast]

@@KangaRuude damn! yes it was a zoom show last summer, thanks bro still at it!

[@MookieGee101]

"she doesn't let me touch the machine" haha, it's crazy how universal the Mama's boy experience is. My mom even does the mysterious vinegar concoction.

[@phl_knives]

Heater Ep! Yo Kippy's look with Foley getting lost on the automatic doors comment was gold. Congrats on the success guys, happy to see it. This show is one of the must watches of the week

[@AreYouGarbage]

Appreciate it as always brotha!

[@nadeemsheikh1183]

Is that 2 packs of Bernies under the table? Can't stop focusing on them 🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

👀👀

[@MaTTheWish]

Good eye!

[@Dabble-tonic]

Filling up the suburban with 91 on Xmas is the funniest thing I've heard this week 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha he is a wild dude

[@gunsntorches]

He’s a race car driver listen to this man lol

[@isetthem]

Love these episodes. Did you fellas find the individual who got you kicked out of the airb&b? Keep up the great work fellas

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah never found him!

[@MiguelCamiloLopez]

“Yeah but you’re way past being a kid.” “True.” 😭😂

[@jK-vm6vt]

Hell yeah! Gotta crash for work at 9pm so glad this dropped just in time for my dab session! Thanks boys!!! Oh yeah, Happy Easter ya goons!

[@earlymorningpodcast]

lol dabbing along with you brotha!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏 enjoy brotha!

[@jK-vm6vt]

@@earlymorningpodcast Cheers!!

[@jK-vm6vt]

@@AreYouGarbage yessir!!

[@milesbodega2853]

Just finished the patreon episode… you boys are WORKING

[@AreYouGarbage]

Gotta keep cranking out the eps!

[@blakewatkins5]

When Kip said “let him shake it out” about the seizure kid, I spit out my afternoon coffee (it’s 9am)

[@Jaypac1109]

Once again had to stop another pod because you guys dropped. Best there is gentlemen!!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man!

[@stickynicky8908]

Gonna buy my tickets to Phoenix this week, hopefully I can recruit some more to the army of garbage

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yaaaaasss see you there!

[@cloudbloom]

I was just watching the old Tommy Pope AYG vids as this was uploaded, must be a Bozo Easter blessing🙏

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🙏🗑🗑

[@kylemcgill2966]

"I think it was the LA sun" "Or the herpes in your body" 😂😂😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@chrishan9122]

Did Foley say, "she bequeefed it to me"?😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@kwais616]

The disdain in kj face i screamed omg hahahaah

[@COOTERR]

“Worried about poop” but lives in the direst and crowded city. Hahaha

[@bryanhoover289]

That last Patreon ep was a HEATER. I think I’m the only homie left with faith in uncle Hank!😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah gotta keep the faith!

[@gustavocedeno3532]

Unfortunately yes you are

[@TheRealWilliamBeats]

Haven't missed an ep since I found out about AYG. Def my favorite "new" comedy Podcast. Edit: nothing better than a blue otter pop on a hot day.

[@SycsFinest]

Oh man! Foley's dirtbag Voltron joke was slept on hard. That shit was gold 🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@tyrymanuel]

"She stole her setup from Citizens Bank Park!" I'm dying.

[@kayskelton4034]

I love that the Bird has to check with the Great American Bozo, "This is trash, right?"

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@capecodgarbage4702]

I would like to check in on a Easter Sunday, $10 homie reporting in for garbage duty

[@AreYouGarbage]

My man! Appreciate you!

[@malloryhomsey]

56:32 BAHHHHHHHHHH 😂🤣

[@gunsntorches]

Is it garbage if the best part of your Easter is watching these bozos 🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah love that! 🙏🙏

[@DrunkInChargeMMA]

I'm 43 when we go on family gatherings/vacations my mom does the dishes and laundry for the entire house. She loves it she insist so I relate to Foley.

[@jonasroach9767]

The GOATS. Can’t wait to see you when you come to STL or KC soon

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man! Working on adding new dates now!

[@TheOriginalTroll]

Aunt Toody ain’t the only one “hostess-ing” if you catch my drift, huh big man?! #twinkies

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha

[@chrishan9122]

You boys blessing us on this Easter Sunday is better than a Cadbury easter egg! Happy Easter fellas!🗑️🐰🐣

[@debbieskrletts725]

Thank you guys. Love you guys

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks Deb!

[@Your_Mailman_Grows_7121]

TSHIRT IDEA! I love Kippys opening "TRASH TRAsh, TRash, Trash, trash....." It reminds of those white plastic bags you get from garbage mini marts when u cash out that say Thank u on them. Maybe TRASH tshirt like the white plastic thank you bags where the red starts fade as it gets lower.....🤷 But just Trash....

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@FormerlyKnownAs_Stan]

Premium as a gift for your vehicle is a real treat 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@PokeeIs]

12 mins in and the gas talk is comedy GOLD

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@christianmusser7647]

"It prolly smells real homelessy.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sandiasurfers3174]

Patty is like.. mountain fresh or tropical fabric softener Henry You Choose!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@hughjass7101]

when I was a kid, the newspaper put out a "MERRY EASTER" printout on April fool's. We had it on our hallway wall as decoration on christmas and/or easter for YEARS. Merry Easter ya bozos!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🙌🙌

[@accidental-life]

I had a seizure this morning in bed... I'm epileptic though. This is a great story and my name is NO JOKE Jeff. Crazy! Lmao.

[@soccerfever128]

The confidence that Kippy (married to a german bird) said "friend shaman" instead of schadenfreude killed me

[@AreYouGarbage]

Schadenfreude is finding pleasure in someone else’s pain, fremschamen is feeling awkward because of someoneone else

[@soccerfever128]

@@AreYouGarbage WELP turns out I'm trash

[@samanthab1923]

@@AreYouGarbage Look at that learned something new

[@jessarhodes6196]

I've never "used the force" to open a door, but im 1000% going to now!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@cullenlovel7620]

"They have a a scent to them in the nether region thats a real tough look"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

🤢🤢

[@alexbowen7306]

yalls dynamic is priceless keep it up fuckin hilarious

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha!

[@ednakrabapoly]

family ep! just what dr Foley ordered. love yous.

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Family room is TOTALLY upper middle class late 90s early 2000s Rich kid shit 100% with you on that H. Foley

[@RattlesnakeJakeladd]

The hungry pilgrim was originally the story of the Foleys coming to America

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@samanthab1923]

And the tale continues…..😂

[@brandonmcfarland378]

That moment when your question stinks worse than Foley's one liners 🤣 1:06:38

[@stelianosdandis5174]

Another great episode! Love from Boston

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks! 🙏🗑🙏

[@kunai92]

I gotta get me some tickies next time you guys come to Philly. I probably just love this podcast so much because I'm Delco trash but god damn do I feel at home listening to this.

[@redrobbo1896]

Seven seconds in heaven? You mean when Foley eats linguini and clams?

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@sandyhoy8936]

Toots and I wer burning burneys at the Zoo copping some loose Easter Eggs, happy Easter Homies

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🙏🙏

[@philmakris8507]

Aunt Tootie is sick of carrying all those other bastards side work down to the Dennys, "marry your own fucking ketchups Terri and Louisa!!!"

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@thefarmerswifetfw]

😂😂😂😂 6:00 - 6:10 “wealth!!!!”

[@mizzle1788]

You should start running 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericspink6849]

Dry rubs either way 🤣🤣🤣

[@althetriangle2559]

Straightened Paper clips were great for cleaning out headphone jacks on phones before the dawn of Bluetooth. Maybe even a charge port with some lint jammed in there

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@althetriangle2559]

@@AreYouGarbage you know it’s true haha

[@BigTeetz]

Trash night rules!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@JayKay-mr5sx]

I started doing my own laundry when I was 7.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂 damn!

[@deannad9105]

Me too! Well, I took the laundry out of the dryer, folded it, and put it in each person's room. I couldn't do the wash for another year because I was too short to reach into the washer🤷‍♀️😂

[@chrisbuehler6868]

Foley tell me some of this is a bit please. You really don't know some cars need to run on super for gas? And you don't do your laundry?! Lmfao you're amazing brother

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@samanthab1923]

47, just stumbling thru life with a chip on his shoulder

[@troisharp9703]

This is your friendly reminder to all the homies to try and use the force right now and also check for web shooting skills. Statistically... It's gotta be one of us

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahha

[@mattdrummond3552]

Are Chicago and Rosemont sold out?

[@AreYouGarbage]

Late show left in old town!

[@kevinjansa7775]

Holy shit guys. I’m hooking it up on patreon soon I promise. That last question about using the force, coupled with “this question from a sandwich” had me crying and almost throwing up. Sooooo good

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha my man

[@RxanDz]

Hell yeah my 3rd epi wepi today!!!!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@CheechElMexicano]

Sorry I'm late, had to work that 7pm to 6am. So happy to be off and watching y'all. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Edit: My cars Name is Gretchen 🇩🇪

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🙏🙏

[@johnfitz7631]

I fucking love this podcast. Its hysterical.

[@thomaspickering2344]

1:09:11 is the exact moment where Kippy is thinking “I’m done with this episode”.

[@C_on_my_C]

My dad unplugs every single thing in the house that isn’t currently in use, including the microwave. Imagine living in world where you cant just walk up to a microwave or toaster, and use it. It must be hell in his mind

[@samanthab1923]

Oh that would make me crazy! Hate when people don’t plug things back in or replace light bulbs

[@jesseglick9384]

That dry rub joke deserved more lol

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@Joey-ry4qt]

Leaving a comment to help the AYG numbers

[@caivsivlivs]

dang can't believe you don't like t he corn on the cob holders? those were BIG in my house and still love em!

[@chance5415]

Come to South Carolina/Georgia!!! I’ll round up tha trash and bring em in!

[@AreYouGarbage]

We were just in Atlanta!

[@Melanittanigra]

giving the car premium as a christmas present holy shit lol

[@Jaxon_Bambino02]

These kids are doin good! Foley has 2 chains out guy!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha 🗑🗑🗑

[@m.santillan7328]

I had the same choking experience as a kid as Kippy, eating a baco and eggie breakfast burrito. No one was around, mom had stepped out the room, I choked and saved myself. Panicked then pulled the bacon out by reaching down and pulling it out instinctively.

[@FelonyChris]

Saw u guys in LA it was awesome! Foley's larger than life lemme tell ya

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha thanjs brotha! LA was a hot one!

[@samanthab1923]

Oh that’s scary

[@marcwhite6596]

We were a huge board game family in the 90s!!!

[@drsmith4806]

Foleys gotta Mr t starter kit lol

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@mickeyabbot5851]

You cut the bag of chips when you get to the end so you dont get your whole hands greasy(knuckles and all) reachin to the bottom repeatedly

[@hughjass7101]

you dont curl/roll the bag down inside out, making it look like an old tyme snack bag?

[@samanthab1923]

Ugh now I have that picture of Foley’s greasy sausage fingers in the bag!

[@thomaskeyboard]

are you guys performing at JFL in montreal?

[@jamesappleton5063]

totally hysterical, hope you can be on some west coast podcasts too. Weinshenk's, Santino's, Potter's, and Jeremiah Wonders would be awesome. I can't get enough of you guys, would love to see you on more stuff. Great podcast, dudes, I laughed my ass off when Foley said he scratched his balls with a hair brush. so good....

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha! We’re on potters this week!

[@ibevorpe3035]

I pre-tip the waitress. Keeps the service killer from the gate. Little extra at the end if they really do great.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Wowww

[@ibevorpe3035]

@@AreYouGarbage Pittsburgh not on sale yet or sold out?

[@siddrajankicks]

Oh the Foley-Kippy dynamic seemed genuinely heated today

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha not at all!

[@MrNicvdb]

"Jazz Cigarettes" 💀

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@timothycastillo1527]

A guy I work with that goes by the name of “Rocky” allegedly runs scams for senior citizen MTA cards, Foley can hit him up if he needs

[@AreYouGarbage]

Jeeeesusss

[@TheBuccofan1]

Kippy's face at 1:09:11 is unbelievable

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@curiouscroissant5202]

Toby is like the neighbor Wilson Wilson from Home Improvement. If you do get the Toby Cam it would be hilarious if we only saw half his face every episode.

[@ryanward3871]

😂😂