Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Trashy Mimosas w/ Kippy & Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

[@markdavis1254]

Please make a "Nothing on that?!?!" Hoodie or shirt! Guaranteed Seller!

[@marcusjones986]

Yes!!!😊

[@ryangoodrich4148]

True!!

[@reptarted5911]

YES

[@mr.lee114]

I’d buy!

[@RobertSlover]

"couple whiskeys....next thing you know I'm fighting my reflection" maybe the most poetically beautiful thing Kevin has ever said!

[@rickeykoga2312]

You know what aint trashy? Foleys haircut ✂️🤙 lookin shaaaaahp

[@Uncle_Duck]

4 months must be up and he gave it a warsh.

[@OutlierConcepts]

"Oh that's a cartographer...fuck" "SOMEONE GET ME MY BIG PANTS" D E A D

[@spiralbones]

That was the killer for me this episode too. imagining Kippy putting on a pair of huge khakis and saying "Im in charge now"

[@OutlierConcepts]

@@spiralbones *clenches fists and flexes* "BIG BOY PANTS"

[@FrostyJokerr]

A family episode to cheer me up on a sad day. I appreciate you fellas!

[@PatrickKeating]

Me too brother. We'll power through gang!!!

[@funonvancouverisland]

Get away from that juggalo shiz and you're on your way to a happier day 😀

[@shehadefakhoury1914]

Have you listened to the John Cena prank call? Always cheers me up.

[@bryanhoover289]

Family eps are ferdaboyz.

[@portlandsamber]

🤗

[@MmmmGoodBoy]

Kippy’s TJ Maxx G-UNIT cache brought me back to my pair of FUBU jeans I found at our local Family Bargain. I wore those to shreds as a fat little mountain kid.

[@davidmiller-zf8zl]

This is the only KZbin channel I drop everything for when a new one drops. My family can figure out dinner. I'm gettin dirty with the bozos!

[@michaelwheeler6264]

Even if you're in the middle of horizontal mamba?

[@carmen3091]

​@@michaelwheeler6264multitasking let's gooooo lol

[@DrunkInPublic]

The long hair aint lying folks

[@featherfoot614]

That could be a question for the show. You ever left your family to fend for themselves so you could watch a podcast on KZbin? 😂

[@jdcriswell2499]

This is still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

[@keefdareefa1596]

This podcast is such a light in my life, the days suck but I can always count on a nice family episode

[@Buhfay]

I love the genuine confusion between these 3 this episode

[@AM-of9ei]

Trust me boys, this podcast will surpass and outlive all the others, (even networks). The concept of garbage is a tree with many branches, and you guys have only seen the first branch. Never stop and keep going!

[@carmen3091]

I agree, it's one of the best concepts in awhile besides Taste Buds!

[@Zachh228]

I stopped drinking over 3 years ago but if I ever run into Kippy at a bar I'm challenging him to a Irish car b0md. 100s of challengers, never lost.

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

9:42 Damn Foley. Came HARD with that "idiot" 😆

[@sonnyboy1618]

"You got Gary on the BOOM crane" Bro I'm dying lmfao

[@mariedriscoll8224]

Kippy at 40:19 ‘Next thing you know I’m fighting my reflection’ made me do a spit take. 😂😂😂 shoulda got more! 👏

[@azraelpov]

Kippy with the Brand New reference? You are heaven sent my guy

[@PearlDrumsHead]

The undershirt coming out from the polo sleeves was a serious struggle lmao

[@seantremblay6438]

Literally making chilli right now, perfect timing Foley

[@mc9828]

Next thing you know I'm trying to fight my reflection 😅😅😅

[@swillsie]

Kippy in some gold foil g unit tees is a vibe 😙👌🤌

[@ish474]

The collective dumb of this podcast is amazing. But as a team you guys are definitely smarter than a 5th grader😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@christophercaume6690]

Family ep on my bday! I love it! Thanks boys.

[@jordanwillett6680]

Happy Birthday homie!

[@carmen3091]

Happy birthday bozo ❤❤❤❤❤

[@joecook1298]

These guys deserve everything good that's coming their way. What a pair of legends. Can fully imagine a night out with this pair would have you doing your ugly laugh with no shame 🤣😂

[@goblin3810]

The live show is fucking incredible! You guys brought it in denver! We will buy tickets any time you come through.

[@dra2691]

Kippy slipped in a Brand New reference! The more I listen, the more I love!

[@giorivera1392]

Foley don't worry my mom the same way, I'm turning 31 and she always looking out for the kid

[@jonnygranville281]

Yep. Good moms never stop being good moms

[@spencerandersenn]

That synchronized “yeah” was incredible

[@doctor86gonzo]

Literally went off as i was reading this 😂

[@benp9879]

That promo in the beginning is beautiful lol The royalty free music and voice overs got me in a way I can’t explain 😂

[@thebigcheeseful]

AYG and a Phillies playoff game? Am I in heaven?

[@bobbywhitaker8872]

Should have known 4 days into sober October and you guys talk about booze the whole ep. I'm dying here.

[@carmen3091]

I'm taking a wees break but still drinking to stay sane lol. Good luck to us all, this is my 1st "sober" october

[@nickm724]

Fun fact: That Yellow Rat Bastard store in Soho is now a TJ Maxx 🤣🤣

[@sphinxjuice]

New fan here, y’all kick ass. Thanks guys

[@jonnygranville281]

Welcome to the Army of Garbage

[@carmen3091]

I'm newer too! Maybe 2 months Is aunt tuddy real?!?!

[@jonnygranville281]

@carmen3091 not real but still a big part of the show.😀

[@Whatarewetalkingabouthere]

This is one of the only pods that I’m not upset when there isn’t a guest! Here’s to family eps!

[@sonnyboy1618]

DUDES 18:59 Foley is 100% correct for a LOT of instances. So many people refuse to admit that they are guilty of this. We literally ALL do this, knowingly or not.

[@doctor86gonzo]

Some of us literally make sure not to bc of how much we detested seeing it from others. Its to the point where someone will ALWAYS one up u on peril or progress, cut u off halfway, or will defect from anything real. Its getting quite repulsive and not discriminate to age or generation. Most god awful social engineering ive ever seen

[@randomhereoh]

“Tried to look like I don’t care” hits me. Hell ya Foley

[@XxKingkrabsxx]

The legends are back

[@jakeguercia7755]

Just got off work and got blessed with a family EP?!?!? Love it

[@KyleNRB]

AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat AYG Comedy Podcast: Maddy Smith - Code Switch Queen AYG Comedy Poscast: David Spade - Life's A Garden... DIG IT! AYG Comedy Podcast: Mike Rowe - Smelly Success Different ep, same suggestions! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

[@austinlowe109]

The intro alone sets these guys apart you know you’re gettin a good ep every time one drops love you bozos

[@billtron182]

Ahh man needed this been a rough week but some Chinese food and the boys is alright. Clean livin much love guys!🤘🔥 holy shit the stenographer part, hyperbole, Toby thinking it’s a map maker 😂😂

[@heidi5622]

Topography! I think that’s with height and shit though. Isn’t that a store in the mall? No that’s anthropology. Ooooo!! Wow that was incredible I love these bozos

[@carmen3091]

​@@heidi5622that was great omg

[@gehadelshaikh1861]

you guys should prepare bingo cards with AYG questions and give a trashy prize (merch??) to your winners. already blazed and ready for this ep 🔥

[@Blessedup69]

That’s actually a good idea Like have you ever ate dinner at a gas station or something And then you check that off. I want royalties on this

[@capealio]

Royalties on the idea you stole from Foley? Ha, pure garbagio

[@TylerM986]

Foley is one good break away from being a traffic slow/stop sign guy on a construction crew.

[@xUnsubsidingInsanity]

We need an ep where they go through each others photos/albums so we can see how they really dressed

[@keengkai8175]

FIREBALL AND ALMOND MILK That’s my go-to for when I have myself a nighttime movie session on the couch Good piece of business

[@puddintaine4556]

My man --- that is a problem.

[@DefinitelynotLukas]

I'm here for the family episodes! Unless it's someone I really like, I just like these 2 goofballs shootin the sh!t.

[@nickmarkopoulos2720]

Started watching and was like 'damn I should go rip a heater' Cause it just feels right

[@bobbykumarsehgal1939]

The Toby - 2 parts bitters, 3 parts almond milk

[@jordandarrell9002]

Mimosas in an airport lounge before a morning flight 👌🏾

[@joelbrown3479]

19:30-ish... Foley being Foley... WELCOME TO FOLEYVILLE🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@Mikegc48]

Make it out to cash is how you pay under the table! I’m more garbage than you 2😂

[@johndreker1613]

I got my grandfather's suit jacket when he passed, wore it to two funerals in two years, then didn't need it again until six years later for my cousin's wedding. I never tried it on just to make sure it fit (it didn't) and I couldn't find the shirt to wear underneath, which I literally found out all of this two minutes after my mom saying "are you almost ready to go, we need to leave in ten minutes?". I was zero ready to go, as in not showered and wearing the clothes I slept in. I threw on a shirt that I apparently did a horrible job of tucking in, and I couldn't close the jacket. I saw pics the next day which showed me that zero family members told me about my shirt from the very start. Every picture of me has a shirt progressively being less tucked into the pants, which shockingly still fit. I looked like I broke into a thrift store, took what I could in 45 seconds and got dressed in a phone booth.

[@PhaedruS007]

Reaching back to roll up the window behind you while driving till you got that shoulder/trap cramp plus working a manual shifter like a one-man band! That brought back deep memories, thank you.

[@joeysito420]

Toby came in clutch with that crack about Tudy winning the car at the end 😂😂😂 love youse!

[@shagam00]

“I think that’s a store in the mall.” 💀

[@isetthem]

Fantastic episode fellas. Can't wait till Nate Bargatze and his Nateland crew are on the pod.

[@seanob9245]

Jumping back between the boys and the Phillies!

[@joelbrown3479]

23:00 Foley's complaining about road work...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joelbrown3479]

In Westchester County, police are posted on both ends of roadwork... ALL TRAFFIC FOLLOWS THE RULES, OF ELSE

[@kevinl3254]

I just found the boys in the last few months. Been binge watching since. I remember hitting Marshall’s and TJ Max for some Ecko and South Pole 🤣🤣🤣

[@carmen3091]

Yes I've become a big fan in the past couple months!

[@kevinl3254]

@@carmen3091 good to see I’m not the only one who is behind on the boys

[@harmontown8928]

Lets goooooo Family EP!!!!

[@slim710.]

I’m boutta open a speakeasy in Foleyville

[@stephierossie]

Foley calling Toby Barry Bitters needed more love lmao

[@xWelcomeToMyBox303x]

Toby saying he thinks Arby’s is trash signifies he’s not trash, he’s home schooled 😢

[@carmen3091]

Right I love arbys, I met the love of my life there lol he was my manager 😂 that sounds so.trashy omg lol

[@doctor86gonzo]

@@carmen3091u had us at Carmen hun 😂

[@carmen3091]

@doctor86gonzo lol I met him at 18, he was 23, we have been together for almost 12 years. Arbys has a special place in my heart lol the one we met at closed a few years ago though 😭

[@doctor86gonzo]

@@carmen3091 some arbys are haggard as hell, but a decent set of sliders hits the spot. Tell me u tied the knot with an onion ring proposal? 🥹🥰

[@carmen3091]

@doctor86gonzo lol we have a few locations and it's hit or miss. Fast food severely depends on whether or not the workers care about good food. Some people never slive the meat thin enough and it's thick and spongey. I love the beef and cheddar, curly fries, French dip, market sandwiches... it's one of the only restaurants I've worked at where I'm not over eating the food. So we are getting engaged most likely next month lol I picked out my rings and he gave me the $ and I'm just waiting for him to ask 💟 but omg weddings are so expensive

[@tyvekhomewrap9164]

"Topography" "Yeah... I think that's the maps though" "Oh I thought it was a store in the mall" "No that's Anthropologie" 😂😂😂

[@nickystixxx2481]

The venison talk has me thinking, deer hunting trip as the next patreon goal

[@JayMac]

Foley would cry

[@Brrrax21]

Beat me to it

[@Ceedub3406]

Family ep. this one's for the bozos

[@joshakell3283]

Toby describing almost a Trindad Sour with the betters drink. Shit's delicious

[@rambo6796]

Love this pod❤

[@lucasprovencher7451]

As a guy who has chased plenty of vodka with milk, let me tell you, it is absolute trash. You only use milk when there's nothing else to chase with

[@dabnessofp]

Kippy was killing the no cursing to start and as soon as T Bone gets introduced he completely throws it off 😂

[@SinCityCrazy02]

FAMLY EP MY FAVORITE!

[@jessemcmurry149]

I love garage so much

[@codyhill6439]

See you boys in Toronto stokedd

[@Bubblestheghost]

I would show up to house parties with a bottle of champagne and drink like a tall can. Everyone thought it was weird and I still don’t understand why. 😂😂

[@fakename1656]

Cause it is weird

[@Bubblestheghost]

@@fakename1656 nah, it’s not.

[@powpow48]

Shout out to Zoo York holding ya boy down back in the day lol

[@highonangeldust]

I once drank an aftershock mimosa in a limousine at 11am . Not my finest moment

[@danawarner7119]

I'm fully with Foley on his view on opinions

[@Ruthlesss86]

Foley is at that level of: "fk these introductions, I know who they are"

[@hughe2mj]

Deeeeeeep cut on that Brand New reference. I’m here for it

[@Husapalooza]

I got an IPA open and dab pen smokin... lets roll boys

[@erichazell6876]

Just finished on farm and cooking some din din ty ya Bozos! Also I my 350lb young boar is named Bozo. Because of this podcast

[@Brrrax21]

350lb...young? How big do they get? Sounds delicious.

[@erichazell6876]

I've seen them up to 700lbs. Hes less than a year old. Hes getting processed and going in my freezer in December. Along with the 6 other hogs I have

[@seanob9245]

11:51 Shoutout to the Wildwood TJMaxx..........we got an Arbys next to ours too!

[@aceprater5397]

Proud to be KANG TRASH - I was literally putting an Arby's cheese stick into my mouth when he was talking about it and the TJ MAXX. Other Kangly Behaviors: Cheers cigarettes' when we light them up together with my lady. I mix Champagne and Mt. Dew In my mouth (double fisting bottles), and etc...

[@45montini]

17:55 SOMEBODY GET ME MY BIG PANTS. need that on a beer coozie STAT

[@elbob17]

My first car I bought as an adult, a used 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse in 1997 had one of those goddamn electric seatbelts and manual windows.

[@xanderscott807]

God damn love you goons! #1 podcast on this bozo planet I like to call, the island of misfit toys lol I've finally managed to dump enough metal in the CoinStar to snag that Patreon! I did watch the free "emergency hard feelings" on YT and I felt so bad for Foley getting reamed out, I wanted to hug the big lug. Kippy just needs to pull his pocket inside out so Foley can hold it like a small child on a leash 😂

[@BrianFuentes-z3n]

Vietnamese Booby Trap almost made me pass out!😂😂 10:07

[@toweringbub7660]

Let's go, gang!!!!! This my new fav pod

[@CamBoone]

21:35 this is my new favorite ad bit. A good ol fashioned robot voice kills me, especially when Foley random interjects with a FITBAHT

[@joshuastanley6794]

The guy that stops at Green lights complaining about the traffic control guy doing road work sign 😂 don't worry that dude is hating life too.

[@BallerTWashington]

Cmon Kip, Foley paid the payments, it’s his car. Jesus. 😅

[@DrunkInPublic]

Godddddddddamnt the layered tshirts toook me back more than 20 years

[@CPLiquid]

Young Kippy picking up clothes off the floor in a pile at TJ Max thinking they were the same quality as anywhere

[@joelbrown3479]

2018 Ford FIESTA, roll up windows 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johndreker1613]

There was a guy named Tony who came into my work everyday and he always wore two shirts, so we called him Tony Two-Shirts...pause for effect...only to find out he actually wore three shirts all of the time. He took a shirt off once and we saw he still had two on. Tony Three-Shirts didn't sound as good so we just called him Tony No Nickname. Good times

[@ericmacatangay1189]

If podcasts existed in the 90s this is the staple

[@rexeighmey7235]

I'm a shorts all winter guy as a kid lol.

[@trapperdan37]

U guys have a good vibe on this ep

[@ibevorpe3035]

Shout out to the Home Alone reference

[@spencerandersenn]

Just hopped in bed baked out of my mind, let’s do this bozos!

[@LifeOfBaha]

uh oh. uncle foley in a new shirt! bout to be a hot one 🔥