Are You Looking At My Box?

Guys stop looking at it it's not a big deal...
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[@MattColbo]

hahahaha cause that's the word for the other kind hahaha i get it now hahaha also nice legs man bet you squat a bunch! i'm probably gonna consider checking you out on Patreon, just like a few dozen other folks already have! www.patreon.com/mattcolbo (hey also, lots of new faces here, that is so beyond cool, thank you for thinking i'm worth your time :) )

[@dr.winner2516]

Have you heard about Dissociative Identity Disorder (also known as Multiple Personality Disorder)?

[@dr.winner2516]

@Dr. Winner Yes, I have, but that's none of your business, how could you assume that I have any disorders? Racist

[@dr.winner2516]

@Dr. Winner I was just concerned about you and thought that you might need some medical attention

[@dr.winner2516]

@Dr. Winner Oh yeah? You think you are the know it all Mr. Right? Stop manspainling things to me!

[@matthewberglund6986]

Ignore me. I’m just here for the show. Continue with your disagreement

[@Superblood]

Makes sense why he had to record this in the middle of the woods

[@alxkeda]

Also makes sense why he’s the actor for both characters

[@pabloata4708]

What doesn't make sense is sunlight, a small continuity error. =p

[@LuisMan123]

Also makes sense why he used a tripod

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

Did you prefer in public? Or in a shared house? Lol

[@IdleByte8000]

@@pabloata4708 Sunlight moves fast when making recordings

[@RonaldFinger]

I really liked the part with the box

[@jamesnialG]

Very funny Ronald.

[@MattColbo]

thank you Ronald, I am very proud of that part

[@_lak3rs_211]

Hey it’s that car guy I watch, occasionally talking to the box cock guy, who I also watch occasionally. Neat

[@MattColbo]

@@_lak3rs_211 changing my bio to "box cock guy"

[@_lak3rs_211]

MattColbo I feel so honored, brings a tear to my eye. Thank you, sincerely, mr box cock guy

[@clarencedube4853]

No don’t touch me there this is my no no square

[@servus6267]

I like that one XD

[@Jamesdavey358]

Box*

[@lea-ct4uo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@somedatussr4323]

My no no cube.

[@Jamesdavey358]

@@somedatussr4323 Cewebe*

[@topsy304]

Isn’t reading a book next to a tree kinda like eating a burger in front of a cow?

[@memo-fq3ps]

Gotta show the trees who's boss around here

[@angelabby2379]

Yep i do that. Eating a steak at a farm in mountain resort. Im a modern caveman

[@stefan1924]

Or like eating while shitting.

[@howiebeats9588]

@@memo-fq3ps lmfao

[@Arthur-jm7rr]

Not until you said it }:

[@SpencerTwiddy]

I’m guessing you also have cubic hairs?

[@MattColbo]

oh Spencer you and your jokes

[@thecommunistpartyofvooperi9613]

Cube pubes

[@appleslover]

That's so gross and sexy at the same time

[@swapnageorge4018]

@@appleslover N O

[@phs125]

I lol'd

[@ryf772]

Matt, did you have a stand-in or did you just talk to a tree? Asking the real question here.

[@MattColbo]

1000% talking to a tree

[@ryf772]

@@MattColbo How did you even pull it off so smoothly?

[@ridhosamudro2199]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fISsdIKDZdilq5Y

[@vintageyamahasquid]

@@MattColbo Have the trees ever talked back?

[@aerielblair8333]

@@vintageyamahasquid You'd be better off not knowing.

[@Erik_coolman]

DAMN HE BRICC

[@MattColbo]

layers

[@incompleteriver770]

@@MattColbo it’s like an onion

[@damncat2793]

@@incompleteriver770 Shrek

[@endmysuffering7903]

bricc dicc

[@shingosshojiopoulos6608]

That is a big box you have there step bro

[@MattColbo]

hahahahahaha i'm dying rn

[@JuliuSeizure]

What are you doing? s-step bro

[@laurinneff4304]

@@JuliuSeizure dying

[@ileanabriannemari]

I-i guess I'm stuck in a washing machine, h-help me step-bro-

[@junxz6404]

”Ah yes, it’s one or the other”

[@jacobcj408]

My favorite line in this is "both my neighbors died of a medical emergency last week" It's so perfectly brushed over

[@jenm1]

Is that funny to you?

[@xpia]

the cheeks *_the cheeks_*

[@yellowgoose5043]

The cheeks

[@Jellyjam14blas]

6 sided flat ass

[@zPieEater]

The ButtOcKS

[@DriversofOttawa]

The chunks!

[@guyrotenberg9684]

The wagon!

[@chestersnap]

I feel like what happened here is that you put on the orange suit and then you realized you needed to find some way to disguise your crotch 😂

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

And behold history was made

[@Eren-rd3lj]

Absolutely a normal conversation, whenever I meet a new person.

[@adammgolan]

This implies that either yourself or everyone you meet has this condition.

[@venerexate1841]

@@adammgolan no, we got different cubigons, man! Some of us got them trinises, others got them rhombuweiners.

[@Blakenwhyte]

WHATS IN THE BOX

[@servus6267]

Do yo know this boxes with the handel and when you turn the handel it makes music until somthing jumps out.... Just bring a handel with you on the date... XD

[@NKuijlaars]

Is there a carrot?

[@Dat_Feathered_Boi]

Some white solution of sorts ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

[@nunyobidniz]

It puts the genitals in the box, or it gets the hose again

[@ashamansedai]

@FKN UNO Jack

[@SMBBM92]

It's funny because my arse kinda looks like a cube shaped void. That's sooo weird right? Haha. Maybe we should.. see if they fit together? Lol nah nah jk.... _Unless?_

[@deBrawnyo]

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[@mr.hanfblatt9152]

@@deBrawnyo and a highly vivid imagination. I'm cursed.

[@davidec.4021]

Brawneyy Lmaoooo

[@Jamie-kk5fq]

Really wish I was Jared, 19 right now

[@LM01234]

@@Jamie-kk5fq 🤣🤣🤣🤣this whole comment section is killin me

[@cw__]

you remind me of a dude i saw one time

[@MattColbo]

me too!

[@chaotickreg7024]

This guy's been seen before too, maybe they're the same guy.

[@Jamesdavey358]

@@MattColbo a mirror?

[@aysenur6761]

Frankly he reminds me of Matthew McConaughey

[@hey....]

MattColbo well yeah, your friend has one

[@maddmackmurph]

That's a hell of a box my good man

[@MattColbo]

i know thx

[@ivyssauro123]

0:00 oh yes, just y'know, reading, while leaning against a tree in the woods, like a normal person

[@lastfirst5863]

It’s even better that it’s nomral.

[@sophielogic]

Idk, what gets me is the sigh at 0:07

[@ivyssauro123]

@@sophielogic yeah haha best part

[@giladkay3761]

Agh, another weirdo in a orange suit

[@profdrsir]

Ah cool but have you mentioned the box under his skin?

[@MattColbo]

hahahahaha scalpel pls

[@incompleteriver770]

@@MattColbo Doctor we’re losing him, the box isn’t coming out

[@lucaskennington9101]

The fact that he didn't fall for the suit being his skin but he was completely on board with the shaftless box.

[@goldstarsforall]

this had no business being as funny as it was

[@pantheo9457]

I would like to thank yt's recommended section for introducing me to this channel, pure gold!

[@yahiahassan7899]

"one thing at a time" lmaoo

[@harshadasamant6211]

Tight editing. Glad to have discovered you 💖

[@MattColbo]

thank you Harshada :)

[@hallohallo9892]

Yeah, literally tight Ok I'm out

[@jibbs_aim]

This video is actually really well made. The dialogue is written more natural than 90% of Hollywood movies. It reminds me a lot of the Gallon Of PCP sketch by WKUK

[@mal_3157]

Fr

[@AlbertaKoolKid]

Ah yes he must be a Shorthalt. Blessed with the Cube

[@koalankrister6601]

Was looking for this :D

[@EastsideMartin]

I just got really high, opened up my KZbins and this is the first thing that comes up. I'm crying 🤣🤣

[@lastfirst5863]

Same

[@abigailhayes9242]

I love how we’re making it normal that there’s a guy reading a small book leaned up against a tree in the middle of nowhere

[@daniel5651]

“It’s not something an upstanding citizen would... would make a habit of...”

[@bebos3001]

me when someone's looking at my box

[@god6210]

Yo Matt. It’s ya boi.

[@MattColbo]

hey your son tried to beat me up for kissing one of my bois wtf is up with that

[@ceekayski]

He did such a good job portraying both people, I didn’t even realise they were both him until halfway through

[@serenasurprise]

this has been my favorite sketch of his so far. the timing, the dialogue, and the turn around are just marvelous.

[@finovw6620]

a random guy reading a novel in the middle of the forest is totally an anime character

[@Ryutix]

The forrest made me expect the conversation to start with "oh im sorry" "Sorry fer wuut?"

[@wandrespupilo8046]

I'm so happy i live in the multiverse this absurd piece of comedy exists. I would love part 2

[@aerielblair8333]

Nothing has been explained, yet, I've never felt so enlightened. Thanks dude!

[@fishiest3539]

I feel like I'm witnessing a legend being born.

[@phsmanta]

This is so good that I have mixed feelings

[@lea-ct4uo]

i see you finally gave up your dignity for content. i love it so much.

[@unnamedweirdo3804]

I like the fact that he apologizes after all that.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

So Canadian

[@benwinstanleymusic]

its so impressive that i went the whole vid not fully realising its u talking to yourself on diff takes. nice job dude, this stuffs real funny i like it a lot

[@MattColbo]

that's very kind of you Ben, glad I could keep up the charade lol, thanks :)

[@amazingtoad7244]

As one of those 7 thousand people its a box from base to tip yes

[@evedotnet]

Just found this channel a couple hours ago and there's already a new vid posted, nice. Your skits are funny as hell, keep it up, man!

[@MattColbo]

well holy heck what timing, thank you very much my friend :) glad you're here

[@ToolsAndStuffOFFICIAL]

I loved the simple sorry at the end. Man your channel is smashing it in the sub department in the last week. Keep up the good work.

[@Ienjoylotsofstuff]

how did this 4 minute video feel like 10?

[@LouisTheBassman]

So, I just started watching your videos today, clicked the bell and everything(got recommended the congestive heart failure vid) and I kid you not, I was just think your humour was what I would call "Out of the box Humour" and boom. You upload this, and my new descriptor for you was killed on the same day it was born.

[@AlQbyob]

I 100% believed you were going to open with "Oh shit, I'm sorry"

[@memo-fq3ps]

Imagine hiking with your family and having a good time, and then you just hear this conversation in the background out of nowhere.

[@arnoldpolanco2522]

Nice sketch bro! you're clearly an expert when it comes to thinking outside the box...

[@thekodex1186]

This

[@liv3140]

i’m not sure there are many people around here with creativity like this anymore

[@ryanmetzger8689]

This is the best channel ever! How on earth do you only have this many subs you deserve so many more! You're hilarious!

[@MattColbo]

very kind of you Ryan, thank you :)

[@ryanmetzger8689]

@@MattColbo no problem! Keep up the awesome content!

[@rooneymara8061]

I am more interested in knowing why he is reading a book in the forest standing up than the box tbh

[@bentaylor2607]

The comedic timing is so perfect throughout!

[@ambidextrousapple1050]

“It’s one or the other” “Yes! Yes, it’s one or the other” I love that 😆

[@arcchimera1112]

Scanlan is that you?

[@maxwilson2318]

THE CUBE!!!

[@mickey4125]

Was just about to comment this!

[@pallasproserpina4118]

We’ll always find each other

[@TheBayblade2]

Cube, glorious cube! You really should try it. If you’re in the mood, I won’t even hide it. I’ll pull down my trousers for any gal or dude oh cube! Glorious cube! Wonderful cube! Magical Cube!

[@abdulhadiaraj6124]

Ah, yes! A Fellow Critter!

[@parthl]

this channel is about to blow up

[@awesomelyshorticles]

Weres all talking about the box but that has to be some MASTERFUL editing to get that conversation flowing so smoothly.

[@jolinevdk]

I see you've discovered Sam Riegel

[@conordunne3831]

Scanlan has entered the chat

[@dawn125]

Just coming back to this video to say, congrats on gaining 30k subs in a week!

[@fiona9204]

Your brain seems like an incredibly facinating place to be 😂 love it tho, keep it up making us laugh ❤️

[@jordanlg520]

Not even 10 seconds in and I had to pause it to laugh. That sigh lmao. I only found your channel like a week ago and you're my new favourite

[@nolangimpel39]

Man just found your channel, I was sold almost immediately, you do very good stuff!

[@MattColbo]

hey thanks Nolan :)

[@WilliamSunPetrus]

The snort at 1:00 caught me so off guard LOL

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

"What's in the box?" "..." "I said, what's in the BOOOO-" *starts shooting*

[@aidanl2324]

I watched the Congestive Heart Failure from recommendations, then the Illegal Seashells, and now this. Needless to say, you are now one of my favorite content makermen people.

[@groboclone]

this tickled my oblate spheroid

[@hihihahahahaha]

My god ! It's been now something like a week that I discovered your channel and I'm LOVING it !! Not one video that I dislike, it's simply genius. I still don't really know or understand how I end up on one of your videos but that was a gift from heaven ! Thanks to be just who you are Matt !

[@omarek555]

Rectangular prism, containing your jizm

[@GreenDave113]

You have such a unique style of banter, I love it.

[@harmlessfeet1265]

Heyy, nice box

[@bluesyace9564]

saw the woodchuck chuck video and instantly subbed, can't believe you're under 100k subs, you're bringing back the good shitposting content we all missed on youtube

[@buzzsburner.8286]

Why did this sniff get me so bad 1:00 😂😂😂😂

[@mickey4125]

I ALWAYS forget about the ass cubes at the end and it ALWAYS absolutely floors me hahahahah XD

[@markchinguz4401]

This dude is gonna be big. I can tell it

[@itsmekayfiftyeight4002]

Pun intended?

[@liamhenderson7367]

I usually don't like these videos with someone talking to themselves, but I really like your style.

[@theodor12]

you had me at the end lmao

[@lexecomplexe4083]

"Both my neighbors died, of a medical emergency, recently.. you think that's funny?! That's funny to you?!"

[@sadkiachref6772]

Hey hey heyy

[@Erik-zd2oi]

Hello

[@munyii]

Henlo

[@servus6267]

Hallo Moin Hio Grüezi

[@sadkiachref6772]

Whats going on here Sky is blue Roses are red Ppl are saying hello Thats it

[@Ozeanic]

BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

[@meriklathrop640]

Congrats on 60k subscribers you are growing really fast. You're gonna be big one day man

[@matthewberglund6986]

Literally recently found your channel, and so far I’m not disappointed.

[@matthewberglund6986]

Mostly because my mental health is just about as stable as yours probably

[@ДмитрийЕвстратов-э3м]

KZbin is straight up boosting your channel man! Subbed a month ago when you were 75k or smth and look! Now you've got 110k subs - shit's crazy! So glad for you! Keep it up dude!

[@Coffeepotion]

Do you often just stand in the woods _reading_ ?

[@MattColbo]

all the time

[@danielthompson2561]

This is one guy playing multiple always sunny in Philadelphia characters in one sketch

[@ryf772]

Is it just me or does he really looks like Matthew McConaughey? He even talks like him.

[@CrippledCartwheel]

@MattColbo no way you didn't pay this guy to say this

[@joaquinpandolfi6939]

I was thinking the same thing. He looks and moves like him. Even his hair is like season 1 of true detective

[@curtmacquarrie]

This dudes from Newfoundland and mcconaughey is from Texas, they literally sound nothing alike.

[@MattColbo]

@@CrippledCartwheel hahhahahahahahaha

[@rickpolar]

I feel like this is a perfectly legitimate conversation in the Minecraft Universe

[@ChaseNoseworthy]

Anyone else think of Scanlan Shorthalt's "cube?"

[@orylande7760]

I’m glad your channel is finally growing

[@K3bReet]

I really wanted to see the box

[@pancake5830]

this is like those animated videos you get recommended but not animated

[@mirabethy]

So are you going as a Cheeto for Halloween and wanted to get the most out of the costume, or...

[@bgmaraujo]

Great editing. Very dynamic. You nail on the timing. New fan/subscriber here!

[@MattColbo]

thanks bruno! :)

[@hem9483]

bro the forests make me miss canada so much

[@donovanfitz5204]

Its so impressive that he's talking to no one either time.

[@grahamvandernaalt3126]

It’s me. Your favourite subscriber

[@MattColbo]

debatable GRAHAM

[@floopyboimcgee4174]

I need you to fully understand that I was in a constant state of near hysterical laughter right from the very start

[@moonierouge1713]

I've only just started this video and I already know that's it's gonna be hilarious 😌

[@MrMighty147]

I'm fascinated by how much I enjoyed listening to somebody talking in a coherent, structured, orderly manner.