I Confused People on Facebook Marketplace

Everyone loves a couple goofs and gags. Except for Keri-Lynn. Keri-Lynn is all business.
Instagram: / mattsgoofsandgags
You know how Facebook has a marketplace? You know, where folks can buy and sell things? That thing? Yeah! Yeah so I went on there and tried to confuse some people! Yeah! Oh.. Oh my god no way when did that happen??! Oh dude I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it heals quickly.. No way man. Oh god dude yeah my uncle had something like that happen, his neighbours' dog latched onto it when he was like 6 and it just completely got ripped off. No! No no I didn't mean to one up you i'm sorry! I just thought you'd be glad to hear that other people have lost their dick! Ahhh no idiot his life wasn't normal after losing his dick are you kidding he lost his penis you moron. Yeah, his parents banished him to a filthy wine cellar right after the incident, they do a quarterly check on him because that's all he really deserves. I've honestly forgotten his real name, I just call him Uncle Dickless. Yeah really though why are you still talking to me get out of my face No Dick.
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[@vinny142]

Why not wait until you have a *good* idea for a video?

[@Acco-yx4ni]

Fair point

[@jacksont94]

Damn

[@kentandreas6001]

Keri-Lynn?

[@alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850]

I love the fact the he pinned the comment 😂

[@BibleStorm]

Shit videos can be funny too.

[@bigpapigay3681]

*nobody:* *this classic canadian:* _respectfully_ pranks people on facebook

[@ellismartiskainen7729]

Yupp

[@perri7082]

i rly hope someone buys julien’s phone :(

[@MattColbo]

Oh goodness I'm sure they will

[@absolutelybagel2218]

It was a wonderful black color so I bet they will

[@razortooth6005]

@@absolutelybagel2218 I thought it was grey...

[@Darkest_matter]

It's an iPhone. They sell like hot cakes.

[@jvcmarc]

that man deserves to sell his phone

[@tyvekhomewrap9164]

"You don't call people nicknames if you don't know them." Literally two minutes earlier: "Hey Deb ol' gal"

[@aggad16]

Julien is so Canadian

[@MattColbo]

hahaha could not have been more kind

[@jonmoshy]

Lol amen

[@lunarcowboy]

As a Canadian named Julian, can confirm

[@wockyslushh484]

always has a glass of coke and rum in his hand

[@juliancohen5378]

@@lunarcowboy Hey, me too!

[@deadlockez9105]

i really hope that all these people eventually see this video

[@MattColbo]

I gotta send em the link

[@hisss]

@@MattColbo Follow-up vid? Follow-up vid!

[@leea8706]

They probably wouldn’t get it, too confused...

[@big_edd]

I don't

[@Manuel0304]

that would be epic indeed!

[@elijahdage5523]

Should've followed up with Kerri-Lyn. Something like "This is not a joke. My dad is incontinent and alergic to diapers."

[@captainriker9088]

My go to would have bee, "I'm sorry but I need this, my dad has dementia and has to be re-potty trained."

[@cliffworsfold1994]

Best response would've just been "you're*"

[@cam3707]

“being tyler from now on” should be nominated to win a grammy, the acting was perfection 10/10 film

[@Alter292]

This video is so Canadian and I am a fan of it. For the angry lady, she claims that time was wasted, but all it took was the two seconds to read your message. After that she just ignores you and moves on with her day. I'm sure you could even say you gave her an outlet to vent some frustration, and that is a win as well.

[@MattColbo]

that is such a nice way of looking at it hahaha thank you😂

[@BibleStorm]

Yeah she for sure spent more time writing and editing her reply than she did reading the question.

[@abbeycat2543]

I wish I had your positivity! It is hard for me to not immediately believe I am the root cause of all evil in the world. But seeing kind videos like this makes me so happy. Thank you for your comments and thank you for the amazing video, Matt!!

[@yusufthegreat1232]

@@abbeycat2543 Are you a dictator, if not, you're doing great!

[@abbeycat2543]

@@yusufthegreat1232 I'm not a dictator that I know of! Thank you for the kind words!! I appreciate them.

[@Omotive]

Hey Matt, good video just had ask, is that a real tree?

[@MattColbo]

oh you goose

[@oz2904]

it's three omotive like the number 3, but good question

[@Taylor_5724]

What?

[@netriosilver]

No.

[@NotaTechGuy177]

Dang, stole my idea

[@ri-xj1vs]

"puffy nips" was not a term i thought i was gonna hear in this video, thanks matt!

[@MattColbo]

hahaha I feel as though there weren't many expecting it;)

[@lucioledizerot196]

"We confused the living heck out of Asia" That's a pretty huge accomplishment not gonna lie

[@ruyva52]

No worries bro, you got a great chest

[@azzabouy8243]

mate i just found your channel from the woodchuck video and subscribed halfway through, really enjoyed this too, thankyou

[@appleslover]

@@azzabouy8243 the tom scott one

[@azzabouy8243]

@@appleslover yeah, im a fan of tom i sorta felt bad for laughing so much, the rant about imperial and metric is great too, really like his style

[@appleslover]

@@azzabouy8243 no I meant this guy impersonating tom scott in his latest video that went viral

[@azzabouy8243]

@@appleslover okay, sorry, is that the one with the paddock everyone hated?

[@acrella]

Is this the new-age version of prank calls? Serious question here though; Is your refrigerator running?

[@MattColbo]

can I speak to Seymour Butts

[@YanosProductions]

MattColbo ...joe?

[@weathermanh]

Yanos whats updog

[@YanosProductions]

Weathermanhjvk joe?

[@EesaGaming]

@@YanosProductions wHo's jOe?

[@fonepixie]

Ethical Trolling, good lad, do more, its funny :D

[@MattColbo]

hahaha love "Ethical Trolling"

[@azzabouy8243]

definitely, this is good wholesome fun

[@chaoticenvy8388]

I've never seen more perfect chaos in a single video

[@malinabusu]

your videos have the weirdest sense of humour and i love it. But still there’s something i don’t get and i hope you can answer honestly..... Matt, is that a real tree?

[@MattColbo]

you almost had me there Malina... (thank you very much

[@smoceany9478]

@@MattColbo answer it

[@MattColbo]

@@smoceany9478 it was not a real tree

[@smoceany9478]

@@MattColbo i cant believe it, you lied to us, i thought you were trustable but all this time it wasnt a real tree, omg unsubbed, disliked every one of your videos, took my views away, and hacked every subscriber you have to make them unsub, i thought you were trustworthy

[@alfdoubleu6996]

This is the content I never knew I wanted but it’s the content I want to see more of

[@MattColbo]

appreciate you Alf

[@alfdoubleu6996]

MattColbo I appreciate you more, I don’t watch any other you tubers but you, you’ve set the standard of comedy on this website too high, can’t wait for you to be dope as famous and come to the UK

[@alfdoubleu6996]

MattColbo I mean... ha you have human emotions, god what a nerd

[@MattColbo]

@@alfdoubleu6996 hahaha you're too kind my friend, I'll venture overseas one of these days, and ALF will be the first to hear about it

[@Shadow77999]

Saame lmao

[@henrypurcell8404]

“Matt is me” I’m screaming

[@thusharanup4906]

And he's Matt

[@abbey9216]

👆and he/she/they are Thushar

[@spamspam9049]

I’m so happy we get a longer video

[@MattColbo]

I'm so happy we're sharing this moment (thank you spam spam i'm glad

[@GlennBRust]

Jacques and Julien are both icons, and I hope they get a good chunk of change for their sales.

[@ATLAoftheHill]

I would say "So this is what Ottawa does when they don't have hockey." But then I remember Ottawa's team is the Senators, so they never have hockey.

[@dragonflash09]

Oh Matty-boy, sorry I don’t want to waste your time, but I just wanted to say you have such nice hair! Have a great day, friend!

[@MattColbo]

dragonflash09 dude how did I not see this hahaha thank you❤️😁

[@oz2904]

dude i read your post you just wasted my time too, just man up

[@Gol-Dee]

4:35 I am distraught that Breanyn was totally wrong about the shoe sizes. A men’s 12 is a 14 in women’s. Do people not have size charts plastered in there photographic memories? Know more about your trade, Gosh man.

[@oxfordcommaisthegreatest]

I know absolutely nothing about shoe sizes, but your anger makes me angry too

[@snakeoil7089]

Little Dreamer you being angry about his anger angers me

[@hannahseul9500]

@@snakeoil7089 you being angry about him being angry about his anger angers me

[@abbey9216]

@@hannahseul9500 you being angry about him being angry about him being angry about his anger angers me

[@xxportalxx.]

Yeah that one got me to post lol

[@Vyrkhan]

I like how Canadians automatically switch to “apologize mode” when ever someone feel offended. Don’t worry bro, as you said before maybe she had a bad day. You’re not hurting anyone with those silly messages. In the worst scenario, they can just ignore it.

[@rainandhail67]

“Now Tyler’s confused-“ I don’t think Tyler’s the only confused person

[@EnemaBagJones24601]

Dude! I live in Ottawa! And this video definitely brought a smile to my face and laughter from my belly. So, mission accomplished! But I also gotta ask...how was Sarah's mom?

[@MattColbo]

Hahaha no way that's awesome! I'm glad! Sadly, she never got back to me:( we'll never know

[@RubenRodriguez-je6tg]

@@MattColbo at least you didn't ask jacqouis how his mom was

[@Doug_Fany]

I feel like your jokes is something like: "I have a good joke for you, if you don't like the thumbs down on your videos, just flip your screen upside-down!" You're a nice person, I like you.

[@8888k]

Breanyn was wrong. A men’s 12 is a women’s 13-14, not a women’s 10!

[@joshuaolian1245]

“if you have fun doing something and you don’t hurt- try not to hurt people’s feelings, 👍🏿then you’re doin a good job”

[@Blamzite]

I feel like you are the one who got confused more than anyone else in the video and its great

[@fudgesauce]

The real prank is that mustache. It's like the little train that couldn't. It is like you drew it on with pencil, didn't like the way it turned out, and then erased it 98%. But please never shave it off; it makes 13 year old boys feel more grown up. Signed, Julien

[@mehribanismayilzada8587]

"I'm not interested as of now" ouch. That was painful to watch :D

[@buffnerd4207]

I really feel like you'd get along well with Gus Johnson

[@homestudiode]

2:30 this is the most canadian thing I‘ve ever seen 😂

[@thesilverbrow2382]

Kerri-Lynn? More like Karen-Lynn. Eh? Eh?

[@7aylor1]

Kerr̶i̶-̶L̶ynn

[@abbey9216]

lol i was just thinking how kerri-lynn sure sounds an awful lot like karen... 👀

[@TheFlyfly]

i love these laid back, yet hilarious videos

[@ThePsychicPineapple]

I’m am 100% glad I saw one of your videos get played through media share ona KZbin video of a twitch stream leading me to look it up for later and then eventually stumble upon this beauty

[@christopherpeery7436]

That tyler impression was very well executed

[@sethmartin6987]

Your Tyler was a masterpiece, truly inspired work

[@wesleymays1931]

This is easily the best channel I found in the last hour

[@t.j.hernan4258]

The most polite and respectful sh*t posts ever

[@thomasnewlands9593]

Absolutely love your videos mate. I’m so happy that I stumbled across your channel!

[@kibbleskipper8887]

this is the most mildly entertaining video ive ever seen thanks i guess matt

[@abbeycat2543]

Aw, Matt. I just want to give you a hug after Kari-Lynns response. :( You're such a wholesome kind soul.

[@joelyt1682]

Even I was confused, good job Matt.

[@allyweislogel9694]

what a cutie!!! love your humor, you make me chuckle in my cross-legged posture

[@margaret4163]

this is so delightfully canadian. love your content.

[@abbeycat2543]

Matt- you've got great hair and you made me smile today!

[@Nsymfn27]

I just found this channel and I haven’t stopped laughing. Love some Canadian representation!

[@SocksScandals]

I love it the framing the acting your voice, and references are all perfect keep it up man

[@tuckereberhard9728]

Just found your channel earlier today and I’ve been watching it nonstop. Your hilarious

[@southclip6655]

I could watch this guys videos relentlessly and never get bored, im a new subscriber to this channel and i love the originality of it and the humour, keep it up dude!

[@pudim3113]

I laughed so much whenever you said 'Is that a real tree?'. Thank you for this.

[@surrealdynamics4077]

This is it! This is how those prank videos should have been all along, with some fine good old humor where no one ends up crying. This is good

[@auroracochran2801]

Glad we got a longer video. I couldn't stop laughing

[@jackv7614]

Make a part two!!!! This was hilarious

[@reece4657]

Plz do more of stuff like this! It’s hilarious 😂

[@Sarah-wq6we]

I re-watch this video again and again, and I'm not ashamed.

[@micahwright5901]

This and the other one are pure gold 😂

[@imeleventeen]

Bro you neeeed to keep making these. I normally don’t cry laugh this much. Also if you put “is that a real tree?” On a t-shirt I’d buy it

[@lizzie-4011]

some wholesome goofs and gaffs. im loving this channel, and it’s dope to see a Ryan Trahan shoutout in the wilderness of youtube. have an epic day Matt

[@mclovin2408]

This guy is so entertaining to just listen to, his facial expressions are hilarious too lmao.

[@billgriffin3426]

These are great, love the videos !

[@MatthewHoogstra]

I've seen quite a few Facebook Marketplace videos in the last few months and they lost their shine for me but I really enjoyed yours Matt! It was different to the others I've seen, great work!

[@MattColbo]

I'm glad to hear that Matthew thank you!

[@kittymcgee411]

this is very pedestrian I love it

[@nebx2127]

11:26 "if you're having fun and you don't hurt **remembers Jaquen** , try not to hurt people's feelings" Love that

[@plederfagella9774]

This made my day a bit brighter so it was all worth it in the end.

[@Lewis-jt9cq]

You're a funny fella And the end description of us watching your videos was so correct I'm unsure if you have cameras in my room or not.

[@jacobmahoney649]

This man is the most canadian person I've ever seen

[@transcendentalanarchy]

This made me laugh so much, keep up the good work man.

[@AriyahIOrton]

Man we need more vids like this man!!!!😤😂

[@Josh_Lakeman]

I thoroughly enjoy your videos. Keep doin' what you're doin' bud

[@combat_tournament]

I love your content! I followed you on tiktok a few months ago and now I've subscribed to your youtube! :) Not many people make me laugh this consistently.

[@ajaxon7017]

This man is a more polite, slightly more deranged ted nivison

[@defectivepikachu4582]

yes! this is so true

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s probably irrelevant after 2 years but I wouldn’t feel too bad about Jacque, like you said you said something nice. He’s the one who put her in the profile picture. Hopefully it brightened his day to have someone compliment his mom :)

[@cartergriffiths9327]

Ngl the interpretation at the end was pretty spot on 😂😂 Even the "nice hair" part.

[@casperes0912]

I love how nice you were in all of this

[@goddessecho]

I just had to explain to my boss why I'm crying with laughter. . Thanks Matt.

[@DawnBooks]

this is my first video I have seen that you made, its so funny that in the first 2 minutes I subscribed!

[@MattColbo]

I am quite thrilled to hear that, thank you my friend :)

[@Menelaz]

My gosh darn golly whizz that's some quality tubey tubes content right there, cheers for the laughs matt

[@nathanseverson-baker3412]

Dude! You’re incredibly underrated, and deserve many more subs

[@mitchelmeharchand]

i didnt know you were from ottawa until now and its crazy that you're from the same city as me! your sense of humour is goated brudda

[@ryanstackpole1496]

Bravo my good sir! Bravo! Absolutely magnificent video!

[@MattColbo]

Thanks Stacks! Can I call you Stacks? Stackpole is a dope surname

[@ryanstackpole1496]

Yessir you may! Some people have before! Thank you, Mr. Colbo!

[@antonina327]

that's the most canadian video I've ever seen and that's what I love about it

[@alyssafoster4765]

Matt gives off such good energy

[@nuppusaurus3830]

This is the most Canadian prank video I've seen

[@jskullheisenberg5227]

Woaah! I have the same issue with my chest man! I've been working out a little so my chest has been looking nicer, but my left nip especially is a little puffy.

[@violinplayer101]

I love how you make yourself laugh 😆

[@alisiademi]

This is fantastic

[@patrishiamariesagarit4251]

I love how he changed wife to significant other✨ we stan respectful bois

[@bobsanders1748]

Hey man I’m pretty ill right now and jacques saying him mum died and you reaction made me so happy I feel better

[@peterszep1645]

U deserve more subs man. You are so funny

[@FlyForAWhiteTy]

The description is gold

[@jakyvirtorks4304]

You can tell he's Canadian. Even his pranks are kind hearted and uplifting 😂😂

[@rdear]

Man! Matt just disappeared into the role of Tyler. This guys going places!

[@ceekayski]

Hi Matt, I am sitting here with my legs crossed, laughing as you say goofy things like, ' is that a real tree?' Haha, anyways, wow, you have such nice hair!

[@hettrivedi2994]

Do more of these💖

[@MattColbo]

I just might Het my good friend

[@hettrivedi2994]

@@MattColbo i shared your channel to a lot of my friends, they're lovin it

[@MattColbo]

@@hettrivedi2994 well that's very kind of you man I'm glad:)

[@ericpeterson9933]

I've finally done it. I've watched every single MattColbo video.

[@MattColbo]

you're doing god's work Eric, god's work

[@MemesnShet]

I've always had this thing that i love confusing people cause it makes me laugh real hard lol Now thanks to you i know what to do to entertain myself on the internet

[@mosspage9360]

I’m glad i found your channel