Are You Maidenless?

You, I am afraid, are maidenless...
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Game: Elden Ring

[@vadumeeytp8799]

Remember, folks, Melina is cute, but the frenzied flame is hotter.

[@heisenberg1621]

Hell yeah. Besides, who needs Melina when you can burn the tree yourself?

[@justinlaplante330]

Yes

[@louislaizhunyi9282]

I agree

[@genghiskhan6809]

You’re not wrong.

[@Possiblekim]

You are out of line but you you are right.

[@Jordan-mj7kz]

What a subtle way of calling all fans of the dark souls genre virgins lol

[@willful759]

I love souls games, first interaction with an npc and he calls you a virgin lmao

[@discordlexia2429]

@@willful759 I spent the first two hours trying to kill him with the shitty starting axe.

[@declicitous1763]

@@discordlexia2429 “Do you even comprehend the gravity, of this choice?”

[@cenakaze]

@@declicitous1763 if you used gravity magic to beat him it would be ironic

[@ikkiday2370]

So playing dark soul type games made me a virgin again? aww shit this time I'm keeping it.

[@jonsku6662]

> Greets you by title > Calls you single > Asks to be your maiden > Refuses to elaborate > *YOU DIED*

[@sanketvaria9734]

I don't see your point

[@jonsku6662]

@@sanketvaria9734 You can't just ask someone to show you their point like that, perv What if they lost their point in an accident or never had one by, idk, being a woman?

[@megadyni7018]

Looks pretty irl to me...

[@raphaelcordero2900]

> *Proceeds to ask for a hug from fia

[@Pizzarugi]

Remember, folks: Melina may be girlfriend material, but Ranni is wife material.

[@tommyraven06g67]

The only problem is that i will most likely do that quest only for the sword

[@KnightLincoln]

*Laughs in Roderika*

[@tommyraven06g67]

@@KnightLincoln roderika more friend material but still

[@anderfu8273]

Ranni is older than your grandma.

[@mightyjackson8305]

true

[@theonev2159]

Ranni: I can be a maiden Me:No, you.... WIFE

[@reaper2604]

I mean she does give you a ring

[@hobomike6935]

why is "refuse" even an option? it should just have >Accept Accept

[@freshairkaboom8171]

Maidens are temporary, LOOT IS PERMANENT

[@megadyni7018]

ALL HAIL THEE SPOILS OF WAR!

[@freshairkaboom8171]

@@megadyni7018 The sweet, sweety booty!

[@DeeFourCee]

unless it's ranni, that's eternal ;D

[@utamathebutterfly]

Unless your save gets deleted, but then again, maiden could die of scarlet rot.

[@DeeFourCee]

@@utamathebutterfly or is the scarlet roy

[@vagabondsoul1286]

Melena be like: No fingers: I offer you an accord. 2 Fingers: I was just playing the role of maiden, lol 3 fingers: I'm leaving you

[@thegiantcrow7416]

Lmao

[@Nightweaver1]

4 fingers: Why not just fit the whole fist in there and be done with it?

[@hobomike6935]

shouldn't it be the other way around? i dont get it

[@Frostborne2778]

No. because first, she offers you an accord. After you visit the *two* fingers, she is officially your finger maiden. Once you visit the *three* fingers (the frenzied flame), she leaves you.

[@solomaxlevelplayer5582]

ouch....

[@justinhembree1959]

i think they should have given you the option to accept any of the npc's that effect the endings the chance to be your maiden thus truly making each playthrough unique. i be wantin' that dung eater maiden ;D

[@jesusojeda0276]

The dung eater is the superior waifu, obviously.

[@slimfastsubaru2043]

I mean one ending gives us a waifu

[@nekosforlifenekos1922]

You really want that dungussy huh?

[@wyvurn11977]

THE LOATHSOME

[@Randomdudefromtheinternet]

Yeah, I wish this too, perhaps for a (not so likely) sequel

[@killchoi091]

*Taps the accept option furiously*

[@Sbiridiu]

"Accept" "Fuck, yes."

[@Jayninja13111]

“You are Maidenless.” Emotional Damage!!!

[@josephlongbone4255]

"Lol you single..." "Unless?"

[@rangopistacho6928]

"our relationship will be purely biusness orientated, if you do anything beyond what this contract says I will see you in court" *hands a contract so long it reaches the big golden tree*

[@placeholder2586]

It's litteraly anything anyone can do besides helping the frenzied flame

[@marcelosandoval8719]

How fluid... How detailed... You earned a new sub

[@sabergoli3518]

how gay... much wow

[@marcelosandoval8719]

@@sabergoli3518 WAIT, what did you say?

[@sabergoli3518]

@@marcelosandoval8719 i am gay

[@kakagakakerger4165]

@@sabergoli3518 me too 🤜🤛

[@anonmely-6803]

Took me 2 days to realize I need to accept her offer to level up.

[@AnoNymous-gn6tl]

The "uwu" fingers at the end gave me a laugh.

[@hamsterdoom360]

Is this what it's like for someone to have a crush on you? I've always wondered what that was like.

[@williamehrhardt918]

No. Usually it's just creepy.

[@megadyni7018]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@vak.o]

Nah, it’s usually worse.

[@wyvurn11977]

You, I'm afraid, are maidenless.

[@hamsterdoom360]

@@wyvurn11977 I am painfully aware of this. T_T

[@RitoDraws]

Melina: I can play the role of Maiden. 1.6k people: hmm... Interesting.

[@lratio674]

People say that Frenzy flame is hotter then Melina, This is true. But they also say the Ranni is better then Melina, This is also true. So why not try to. say. Combine them? Secret Ending - Age Of Sun and Moon Frenzy'd lord and Ranni's ending. (Technically this is also canon because you just need to help ranni be summoned, then become Chaos lord. ultimatly becoming the perfect Elden Ring ship. arguements against this will hereby be ignored.

[@francisharkins]

Eh, still a better ship than the Mohgwyn dynasty. XD

[@irsagent147b4]

*Genius*

[@Online_Kaos]

Gonna try this at NG+1 gonna see if I can get something new

[@fakechloe207]

Well, imagine being the hottest entity in the lands between, while your wife is a cold witch

[@FrozenColress]

Her pressing her fingers is so cute lol

[@shobhitmishra9266]

Tarnished : I will not be swayed by your words. *Picks Frenzied Flame* Tarnished : EVERYTHING BURNS

[@zinyolo]

Accept Accept Accept Accept Accept Accept

[@GronkPhonk05]

Remember everyone, Elden Ring is really just a dating sim with lots of tough mini games

[@devondra6062]

Why am i simping???

[@eejman8842]

Keep going, proud to be on start of legendary animator🔥

[@lostcrusader8053]

That's one way of saying you don't have a girlfriend.

[@Blaedin1337]

Melina: You are maidenless Me: Yea, you and every person here can apparently see that Melina: I can play the role of maiden Me: Bet, now I can finally spend my sou- I mean runes. Melina: *gives you the ring to summon torrent* Me: wait, so after me accepting your offer to be my maiden, you give me a ring. . . Does this count as an engagement?

[@user-sq5bt7sw6u]

where is raiden when you need it so much

[@Greyy66]

Melina: you are maidenless "Me with Emerald Hearled , The Doll , The fire keeper and Emma " : 😮‍💨

[@azashfield3944]

Those who beat Elden Ring without leveling surely can be called "Virgin Run"

[@hinootora]

Thank you, this made my day. I love herrrrrr!!! More power to you sir!

[@dakotagreg1177]

Its a trap. Likely better off maidenless.

[@honu2980]

someone airdropped me this in school

[@hanbill]

refuse was best option

[@katajiro8178]

That's an interesting way of saying 'coomer'.

[@Mayor_Turtle]

no maidens?

[@jonedwards3867]

PoStInG cRinGe?¿ MaIdEnLeSs runt !!

[@amitgabay3721]

Now that you put it like that

[@Shadow38PL]

Fromsoftware made weeb games all along

[@Estusstew]

Ranni is the real wafiu of the game

[@patryk1995]

Melina is better

[@icantthinkofanythingcreati6488]

@@patryk1995 Alexander the pot guy is the TRUE waifu

[@viorp5267]

@@patryk1995 ain't it implied that in some weird way they are one person?

[@patryk1995]

@@viorp5267 how come they are totally 2 different persons (I haven't completed the game yet Pls don't try to avoid spoliers)

[@viorp5267]

@@patryk1995 1. The eye-tattoes of both of them mirror each other 2. Ranni cooperated with the Black Knife Assasins to steal the rune of death (aka destined death) and Melina has the same moveset as the assasins and talks about destined death a lot. 3. Ranni is the only character in elden Ring which mentions Melina's existance. "torrents former owner told me to give you this" 4. Melina is not opposed to the age of Moon and Stars ending 5. Melina is likely the gloomeyed queen or duskeyed queen. Both titled tied to the night Melina and Ranni more likely collaborated on something together, but I could see them being a situation of 'dual being'. Afterall Mikaela and St. Trina are 1 being same as Radagon and Merika are 1 being. And Merika's and Radagon's goals opposed each other him wanting to reforge the Elden Ring after Merika shattered it.

[@elevated5096]

This is VERY good!

[@angelaplays]

Underrated

[@hame842]

Yeeeeeeeeesss be my maiden and moooooore

[@Sefier85]

Has anyone actually refused? I'm curious what happens

[@Prince_Smugarina]

You get locked out of Leveling

[@brandonwort]

refuse i will only take pot

[@aurumvale9908]

*refuse "BEGONE HARLOT!"

[@BuryTomorrow12]

Who are the 8 people disliking this masterpiece. WHO! SHOW YOURSELVES, HERETICS!

[@biggiethabestt]

tell me how the actual fu you can see dislikes

[@Belarhos]

@@biggiethabestt Extension for chrome and firefox

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@Belarhos Doesn't seem to work on Android.

[@Prince_Smugarina]

I don't dislike, but I do not like, for Snek Rya must be cherished!

[@Pendragon667]

That's what was actually playing in my head when i got that scene ^^

[@Fearlesself3590]

We must stay focused on our mission

[@halguy5745]

the holy mission of getting no bitches

[@noonestudio438]

Epic animation

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

...no - kratos god of war

[@_Anurag_Ranjan]

Yes - Atreus

[@mr.m3728]

"accepts in shame"

[@AnotherSeeker]

Yoo. I'm here! Yuss. First 1 k subscriber spot still available. *Yoinked*

[@rostondetorres1441]

Kratos: No

[@louislaizhunyi9282]

Sus and now i am now maidenless in elden ring :) (idk what am i gonna do)

[@Frostborne2778]

*And So, The Tarnished Warrior Went On To Beat The Elden Beast, Without Levelling Up Once…*

[@Znagol]

*Initiates caps lock* YOU ARE MAIDENLESS. MAIDENLESS!!!

[@Malzenomamador3412]

Maiden~

[@helluvagooddrawer2027]

New sub

[@machinagenex101]

Small touch, but I think I heard him switch to refuse at the end

[@Skyntalor]

I can’t mash X to confirm hard enough!

[@obi-wankenobi7586]

Refuse

[@Lasagna88]

Refuse for I only love Santa in the church of ellah because he is the homie

[@typhoonmoon7921]

YES YES YES

[@irsagent147b4]

Look, Melina is hot and all but she promised me a Honda Accord and I still haven’t gotten it

[@icantthinkofanythingcreati6488]

real chads use some small glitches so its possible to beat the game without ever accepting her offer

[@somedudelol2172]

Refused

[@XWDK]

Yes.

[@hjja4290]

fact cover is refuse

[@BlueVenom9]

Ranni all the way

[@Seichensi]

Thought it's another animation of Dragonheart.

[@darkgod2349]

Please edit it with "There will be bloodshed"

[@sirfailure456]

Accept!!

[@Count_Dooku_Tyrannus]

Sorry Melina, but have you SEEN how caked up Alexander and Blaidd are??? Not a chance.

[@drunksquirrel2051]

Who?

[@Count_Dooku_Tyrannus]

@@drunksquirrel2051 Pot. Werewolf.

[@dallekakyoin3231]

No I like butlers

[@monkshao1289]

😍

[@voridius594]

no vine boom sound effect?

[@090justmickey]

The way they say melina It should be (meleenuh) but the way they say it is has a nasty meaning its called melena which the passage of black, tarry stools.

[@longtoxico2189]

Remember, Melina and ranni are good, but git gud is more good

[@emonkhan1443]

Me: fires a glock on accept

[@garp1773]

😳😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️

[@allorfh2495]

ˇ [enter] Im maidenless by choice (and to keep you alive but thats beside the matter)

[@Touch_me_sama]

DAGA KOTOARU

[@sugisdoomguy54]

I only simp for ranni

[@DiegoSanchez-or5ez]

I will decline

[@JrozenyJakub]

Subscriebed for accept :D

[@lanceelopezz223]

Waifu

[@chrona2271]

Acaso se le puede pedir más a este excelente juego? jajaja

[@GO0FYY]

Decline :)

[@Michael59197]

I am maidenless, but I am also anhedonic. The joke is on you. I don't need you.

[@mmmohyeah281]

I am begging you to go outside right now

[@ez6341]

na

[@themusicheart167]

Melania?

[@destroyerofwhitesocks234]

UWU

[@mllhild]

So if she can only play the role of maiden, is she actually a femboy trap?

[@sariabirkin7068]

fking otakus

[@Frostborne2778]

*And So, The Tarnished Warrior Went On To Beat The Elden Beast, Without Levelling Up Once…*