Are You Taking The Chris? | Chris McCausland on Would I Lie to You? | Would I Lie To You?

[@Wokisan]

"He's just Australian in his head." 😂😂😂

[@Voodoodollgaming]

I died when he said that 😂😂😂

[@OliB150]

Ye I don’t know why but that bit really got me! 🤣

[@C0MPUTERPHILE]

I gauge my life before and after I heard him saying that. It's profound.

[@deoman8846]

By far my fav line from the series 😂

[@felipemaldonado8028]

I remember the first time I saw this story was on TV and I just bursted into laughter, I couldn't paused it to see the reaction of the rest. Now I totally identify with Angela's reaction haha

[@paulhooton6261]

We are blessed in the UK that we have so many comedians that can come on to WILTY and mess with our heads like this. Well done to Chris for using his blindness for great comedic effect. "If anyone thinks this is offensive, they don't have to put it on the sub-titles" Genius!

[@mboy19761]

Chris, Henning Wehn and Bob Mortimer are just brilliant on this show. I can watch clips of the three of them for hours!

[@Ron-d2s]

Pop in Claudia "Mad as a box of Frogs" Winkleman for the diversity quotient, Bob and Chris on Lee's team. I just had a great idea for a sitcom Lee and Chris are best buds and room mates, Claudia and Sarah Milican are the on again off again love interestes for them, Henning is the wacky scary neighbor, and Bob runs an unlicensed dentist shop out of his kitchen.

[@personperson.7744]

@@Ron-d2sactually brilliant. Someone write the script and send it to the beeb or itv

[@kwilso5672]

Been a while since Henning was on but agree with you

[@loriepark404]

I totally agree with you, and most of the crazy stories they tell are true!

[@blueplanet3026]

These are the best of 'would I lie to you' clips. ❤😂 I can't stop laughing since David goes, "I'm doing the distress face.' "Well, that helps comes the reply". 😅😂

[@bareakon]

"We're mountain rescue, we never go down" Worst pick up line

[@Galerak1]

"Stephen's from Scotland, he might not be aware of eating fruit" 🤣 I love Chris on this show, he's such a funny guy lol

[@MSimmyGolf]

“Right, you know the next question, don’t ya?”

[@krissdev]

Such a truthful man 😂

[@user-propositionjoe]

Smiling face with normal eyes got me good

[@pkuvincentsu]

What I find funny and weird is that almost everytime, the opposite team won't believe Chris' tale. But they are all applausible things happening to disabled people. Just shows how many things in life we're taking for granted and think as "normal". Love Chris' presence on the show as it really gives glimpses of daily life of people with disabilities.

[@tonykeary1270]

Glimpses? Really? hahah

[@patrickbyrne5070]

McCausland is really up there with favourite guests. Amazing hilarious stories and great humour. Kinda profound insightful stuff aswell. Top bloke.

[@patrickbyrne5070]

The deaf Australian neighbour story is just fantastic. Best in show

[@rikzz0r]

And all of them were true, as well. Makes me think he probably had some troubles with the lies, but god are they good

[@LincolnWorld]

Chris is so funny! I'd love for him to be a contestant on Taskmaster. If you haven't experienced the TV show he did where all the contestants were in total darkness for the entire series, I highly recommend it. Chris was fantastic in it.

[@georgethakur]

What's it called?

[@TwoTreesFarm]

@@georgethakur I think they mean the show "Scared of the Dark"

[@Ron-d2s]

@@TwoTreesFarm Well that is kind of cheating... he's had a lot more practice than the rest.

[@LisaFerguson-lw8il]

@@Ron-d2s He's just been on Strictly Come Dancing. He was partnered with Dianne Buswell, who was an amazing teacher. They performed beautifully together. Sadly, he was voted out after performing a very difficult dance. I wish he could have stayed.

[@joannaharp395]

He hasnt been voted out

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

Hilariuos how no one believes Chris even though Bob Mortimer sets the standard on believability. 😂

[@SkepticalTeacher]

Finally, the one I was waiting for! ❤ Love Chris McCausland, he's so funny!

[@drivethru6155]

Best guest ever on WILTY for me, all his stories are so funny!

[@cnzhk5925]

OMG, the mountain rescue comment me going 😂😂😂 "On the contrary, they're even more obsessed with upwardness.

[@BeardedSeal77]

*gets on pogo stick* "ayy Chris, watch this!"

[@davidvernon5798]

Definitely one of the funniest shows ever to come on TV. We need more entertainment like this. Its bringing people back to the great things in life. Simple fun.

[@Mine4062]

"If any of this is offensive they don't have to put it on the subtitles." 🤭🤭

[@omarali783]

This was the funniest ever, I don’t ever comment but I had to, never laughed this much

[@footystar1GamingOfficial]

I never knew how talented Chris McCausland really was until he did Strictly. He totally deserved to win, and I knew he would from the very beginning.

[@kimagangobrit4480]

This man is so so funny, first time I have heard about his comedy act (I've been in the Philippines for 5 years) I'm crying with laughter 😂😂😂

[@neyazahmed309]

These old british comedians are so good. They rarely use offensive topics and rely on genuinely good contents

[@monkeytennis8861]

How wrong you are

[@DomWeasel]

This is a family entertainment show. They're not going to delve into darker material here.

[@notme222]

It would have been awesome if Chris's neighbor had been a guest for "This is my...". I figure that must be one of the toughest bits for producers to fill, and it would have been cool hearing 2 more lies about how they know a deaf person.

[@MuzzyBarker]

They wouldn't have to explain the deafness since the guest doesn't talk.

[@Voodoodollgaming]

That was brilliant what a sense of humour 😂

[@DianneClewes]

I love Chris McCausland. I hope that he will be on Strictly 2024.

[@matthewcullen1298]

He is so likeable

[@IAmFJ1]

One of my fav guests of WILTY.

[@dziubo1]

Hisstories strained my laughing muscles! If those are his just everyday stories, what level are his funny ones?

[@SolarFlorad]

Thanks for putting together these videos.

[@alicanmacit]

such a gem

[@UnleashTheGhouls]

"Right, you know the next question, don't ya?"

[@notepadpowersnail1860]

Eat an apple from its bum, and peel a banana from the nipple. Love the creative metaphor of the English language.

[@dodibenabba525]

Absolutely brilliant clips

[@FlorentPlacide]

Love his accent and pronunciation !

[@50sRockChick]

He’s Liverpudlian.

[@josephhetherington7318]

I loved how he said they keep giving him pencil and paper

[@jeannetteviviers9851]

Great guy!

[@jamesbutler6253]

John's shocking lack of knowledge about the fire & rescue service and the fact that most of their work is not firefighting but rescue from vehicles, cellars, building collapses, natural emergencied etc. Makes me think that all he knows about the "Fire Brigade" is what he read in a Ladybird book in the 60s. 😂

[@ellekay4758]

What an amazing man, hilarity at its best

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

I appreciate the UK regularly has differently abled celebrities. It's good to see everyone normalized as the amazing people they are.

[@monkeytennis8861]

How patronising

[@patrickbyrne5070]

How is it patronising? It’s important. It really is.

[@aspenadams1633]

Please use the term disabled. We are disabled people and that’s not a bad word.

[@AbiSaysThings]

You can say disabled. We are all "differently abled" in some way but the point is that disability is an impairment.

[@bessieburnet9816]

UK has a lot more diversity on TV than Americans give us credit for.

[@miken891]

'He's only Australian in his head.'

[@capcompass9298]

John, if you want a ladder to go downwards, turn it upside down.

[@DigiDonkey]

He's absolutely right about eating an Apple threw the core.

[@egocks]

just don't eat the seeds

[@jaredcrimm3472]

@@egocks Even if you eat the seeds you'll be fine. My dad's been eating apple seeds since I was young, and he's still perfectly fine. The amount of cyanide in the seeds is miniscule and you'd have to eat a lot of apples all at once to have any kind of negative side effects.

[@cnzhk5925]

The weirdest comment ever made about the fire brigade would have any kind of kit that dealt with descending into... 😂 John has no concept how a ladder works; surely, he must know that the fire fighters climb up the ladder will also need to come back down. Priceless answer, I do believe it's possible they can take the ladder and 🤣put it down into the hole. 🤣🤣🤣

[@thesameappliestoyou5133]

I know. I was like WTF. Are you for real? John is super dumb or he is providing materials to the others. Either way, he did start a very amusing discussion about the ladder & its usage.

[@Hip_Hip_Hipporay]

@@thesameappliestoyou5133 His mind is destroyed by drugs and he isn't an intelligent person, he's just a working class person with a slightly above average vocabulary and because he's a 'poet' people assume he is smart.

[@GM84GM]

He's getting close to Bob Mortimer with some of these stories 😂

[@alexkrycek3359]

He’s just brilliant

[@steveoswin6084]

Yeah alright whatever.

[@AbiSaysThings]

I thought the last one had to be a lie because it was too similar to the first one, turns out he's just constantly running into people he can't communicate with 😭

[@martinseal1987]

I love Chris

[@buzzin-hornet]

Something I'd never thought about blind people who are fully blind from birth is, not only do they not know what others look like, but they also don't know what they themselves look like. I know they can feel faces and what not, but still that's just gives a very broad idea of facial features and structure. I can't imagine going through life and not knowing what I looked like.

[@apb3251]

He said on Strictly Come Dancing, that he always believed the judges were scoring the music they were hearing (as he had no idea people were dancing)

[@buzzin-hornet]

@@apb3251 That’s hilarious! He has no vision - but has more concept of humour than most of us! lol! 😂

[@rooty]

I want him on every episode

[@capcompass9298]

Chris challenged a friend to a golf match - any night. I believe golf balls for the blind have some sort of bell arrangement.

[@Captainperfection]

Chris is an inspiration not just because he won Strictly

[@Caaaammmm]

Who is the man in dark glasses? I have seen him before but my fish mind can't remember his name

[@githawarrington9264]

John Cooper

[@Bruce-itsbruce]

@@githawarrington9264 - Clarke

[@linzertube]

So funny!

[@meganross4336]

Who's the guy in the hat first clip?

[@buddenbrooks]

John Cooper-Clarke, a poet

[@peterjanovcik9973]

A little bit in the mittle!

[@nickygentle9246]

Apple pips actually have small amounts of arsenic in don't give to dogs!!!

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

we eat kiwis wrong aswell

[@johnhewett9483]

i do love gabby logan

[@chloeblackledge3565]

LIE how did he read the news source

[@stephenocalla3708]

Text to voice readers are common

[@derekhollis197]

It was too funny to not be the truth

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

Was this a couple of years ago or is covid back over there to the extent of seating them so far apart?

[@C0MPUTERPHILE]

The four episodes he has been on (as you seemingly didn't notice, this youtube video has multiple guest, so it's a mashup of multiple episodes of Would I lie To Tou?) aired between these months: Oct 2019, Jan 2021, Jan 22 and Jan 2023...

[@junbh2]

It's old, I remember these clips

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

@@C0MPUTERPHILE Thank you

[@BillyBombastic]

oh jesus why does this crap keep coming up

[@zachsingh1]

I hate to be that person but I’m not a fan of comedians who use their disability or race or anything else personal about their looks as their main source of comedy. It’s funny once or twice but continually is boring. Gotta be more original. Obviously his stories are fine but the beginning bits when he says “I’m still blind so can u read it out to save us time” is so cringe

[@thehungrygoldfish]

Yes, why can’t he just read the damn stuff on his own damn it!!! It’s not like he’s bli…oh….Maybe he should just quit comedy as he get a normal job damn it!!!!

[@vangroover1903]

You probably just don't have as good an eye for comedy as he does.

[@Spider.vintage]

Lee mack is sooooo annoying. Always gorgeous somthing to say