Greg Davies' School Stories | Greg Davies on Would I Lie to You? | Would I Lie to You?

[@mrbushi1062]

I just love how all British comedians are friends with each other taking turns being on each others show

[@dannyboyle603]

Yes indeed. We see comedy as a shared privilege, not an individual competition. We celebrate each other. Very different to the dynamics of the American comedy scene.

[@bengoodwin465]

@@dannyboyle603I mean, not necessarily. Comedians do tours with each other or perform at the same venue together all the time, there’s just not very many shows like this in the US. Most popular game shows are hosted by a comedian or actor but the contestants are average people. Celebrity jeopardy, celebrity wheel of fortune, or something like the masked singer would probably be the closest idea to something like this you could find.

[@Penquinn14]

It really makes the banter between them feel more genuine, even though its still definitely manufactured lol

[@LindaC616]

​@bengoodwin465 the recent "whose Line is it, anyway?", with Drew Carey, was such a show

[@hisokalperv1096]

​@@bengoodwin465 whose line is it anyway is probably the best, but the british just got so fucking many, and you can tell they all love shitting on and being shit on by other comedians, sure there are exceptions but the british are best with insults, not that they have the best, but that it's more part of their culture that if you can't take a joke you are a fucking bitch and nobody wants you around

[@ellasharpe123]

I love the vegetables story itself, but the bit of this that makes me really howl is the strained way Greg declares, in this other teacher's voice, 'We must go, we are late for our next appointment!'

[@elizamccroskey1708]

“Is everyone here?”

[@georgegraham9822]

@@elizamccroskey1708 Oh, scheisse!

[@cvde95]

I say "uhVEGuhtabulls" far too often in polite society because of this man.

[@mutleydoo]

😂😂😂

[@madilynlunsford9407]

Same! 😂

[@austinhan6998]

Ah Scheiß!

[@Thefan_Studio]

Of course you have to have VEGEtubbles! Me and my partner say this all the time :D

[@MovieNut14]

You just _know_ some of his old teachers and students were not surprised Greg went into comedy.

[@Therealalbot]

Only some? Haha

[@hoilst265]

His "camp walking" competitions during exams were great.

[@SennaAugustus]

I think it's surprising not more went with him as well (on his shows for example).

[@johnbuhrmanfegan]

I think more comedians and panelists were more surprised about his life in academia than former students and educators would be surprised about his career in comedy.

[@henrymeyer7447]

@@Therealalbotq

[@shanghaiallie]

Greg said on Taskmaster that he also has three fridges at home. Does he just install fridges everywhere he goes so he's never more than arm's distance from one?

[@cheyannei5983]

I mean, you've seen the man

[@ShaunOfTheDodd]

​@@cheyannei5983 That's a lot of arm distance though

[@Nigelsmom2136]

Judging from his size I'm saying that's a no.

[@diegovargasdiego]

So, 10 ft distance?

[@onespecies-human344]

You say that like you wouldn't if you could?

[@josemaria8177]

Greg Davies could make a sitcom with all of his school stories. It would be amazing

[@decodolly1535]

Can't tell whether you're joking or have genuinely never heard of "Man Down".

[@fez0062]

@@decodolly1535i think the probability of a person watching Greg Davis on wilty and not knowing of his show is pretty low

[@the.Aruarian]

@@fez0062 I mean, post-covid I think Taskmaster is as likely an introduction to giant Rik Mayall

[@GeorgiaGeorgette]

​@@the.Aruarian 'Giant Rik Mayall' 😆

[@zombi3907]

Lots of Americans are watching british panel shows nowadays on youtube and don't see a lot of regular british tv comedies@@fez0062. So like, I am American but have been watching this show for a really long time and know about the show, as well as the In Betweeners, but havent seen any Man Down epoisodes, just a few clips around when Rik Mayall passed. A good amount of Gen X Americnas know Rik Mayall because MTV used to play the Young Ones sometime in the very early 90's, but how many of that group would know about Man Down I don't know. And other than Drop Dead Fred millenials and Zoomers by and large don't really know that much about Rik Mayall. TaskMaster, Would I Lie to you, and 8 out of ten cats does countdown are gaining a decent American following. (Actually Graham norton clips get a lot of traction as well) KZbin is helping a lot. But a lot of cultural references just get missed.

[@kischtrine]

I don’t know how often I watched his stories already. I don’t get tired of them. He is just such a great storyteller!

[@dogchaser520]

"Do you feel, David, any sense of genuine competition in this game?" "Yes, I do." "Then I think you're going to like me very much."

[@Niko257x]

he said that like he was Mr Gilbert

[@iQOUTY]

"Is everybody here?", is the legit typical way for teachers to ask if every student is accounted for in Austria. Speaking from years of experience. XD

[@zachmoyer1849]

lol because they know the children fear getting beaten for lying more?

[@iQOUTY]

@@zachmoyer1849 No, just beacuse they think we'd know if someone is missing. It's used more for older student groupes. It doesn't always work...

[@stephjovis3469]

Sind alle da? It's easy it's efficant. If they're on a school trip they're likely not toddlers so they're old enough to shout back so and so is missing. I love the vegetable story. Every time I hear it, I start practising saying vegetables

[@hoilst265]

"Just in case kids jump out and drown in the moat" - Guz Khan is a legend.

[@shethjrebbell]

that was perfect

[@markwilson3414]

He literally stole someone else’s joke 5 seconds after it was told real genius … the expectation of minority’s should be raised not dropped !!!

[@kirnpu]

I've listened to the vegetable story about four times now and I realize I will never EVER get tired of listening to it!

[@catheriner999]

I think the reason why Guz Khan caught Greg's lie is because he was *also* a teacher.

[@kathrinrades]

It’s how he knew the window thing 😂😂

[@tm2bee]

People that knew Greg back in the day, whether an idiot themselves or not, have to be a bit afraid they are going to show up in one of his stories. But truth or lie he makes them so believable its scary. Hes a genius!

[@LindaC616]

He's careful to protect those who are still teaching (per a story he told on Graham Norton)

[@arkham2498]

The were all Bafta nominated was just pure gold

[@GraxGrowler]

Greg Davies used to teach at my school (didn't teach me sadly) and the drama studio was actually on the ground floor and economics was on the second floor opposite so I genuinely thought the first story was true...

[@parryyotter]

That’s why Guz said everything around the lie was true, but the story itself wasn’t.

[@giselakrenn2646]

greg and bob always just show up to tell stories to their friends, and whoops - there are cameras too. i love listening to greg and bob stories! and even if the are false, i love their tortelling :)

[@Piterdeveirs333]

You know, I had no idea that the British called slingshots catapults so I thought a kid brought in a small trebuchet

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

Me too! Your comment is the reason I know now.

[@midnightfandoms8960]

It’s cause trebuchet’s use counterweights whereas catapults don’t, but it is really weird that a different word isn’t used (in the UK) for the handheld catapult vs the gigantic ones used to invade towns 😂

[@NunyaNuni]

Likewise, up till now I didn't know Americans called catapults slingshots. For me, a slingshot is the thing David used to kill Goliath. Funny how language changes.

[@Shcroft2]

Why did you think they'd brought in a trebuchet if they said catapult?

[@Piterdeveirs333]

@@Shcroft2 because a miniature trebuchet is funnier

[@ceekay3143]

I love Greg Davies' comedy, as a teacher and former nerd student myself. He may not have been a good teacher, but his funny silly stories and shenanigans would have definitely entertained the kids around him.

[@yarpyarpyarp3]

7:51 that laugh is the last thing you hear clearly before the final brick closes you in the wall

[@voskmo]

gold, love it

[@SusanTheBee]

Greg as a teacher would be an amazing sitcom. Like, House MD but a school setting.

[@Fete_Fatale]

It's called "The Inbetweeners"

[@parryyotter]

It’s been done…

[@MightyMouse350]

can't believe they couldn't tell that the vegetables story was true. was obvious he was recalling memories + type of thing Greg would do 😂

[@wajihbec1087]

Plus the overwhelming amount of details.

[@Jesse__H]

He gave so many good details for the catapult story too though, and they one was false!

[@opiateutopia]

Right? With a lie and a true story back-to-back, it gets pretty obvious when he's telling the truth

[@AlexRoseGames]

@@Jesse__H catapulting a creme egg into someone's mouth though is a once in a thousand lifetimes trickshot. if I told that story it would not be about "I got reprimanded for.." it would be "one time I shot a creme egg into someone's mouth from 30 feet"

[@johnnyace1300]

I've heard these stories four or five times they NEVER get old

[@amishamrock]

14:22 the funniest thing about that picture is that David and Connie aren't particularly short

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

I'm assuming from context that a catapult is what Americans call a slingshot but I still like the idea of it being an actual catapult.

[@SkepticalTeacher]

Yeah, a catapult can be a handheld device, or it can be a type of giant trebuchet used to invade medieval villages! 😄 🤣

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

@@SkepticalTeacher it makes sense, both use tension where a trebuchet uses a counterweight.

[@SkepticalTeacher]

@Pagliacci_Rex exactly! I see you are a fellow medieval siege weapons geek!! Go to Laressingle in France, they have big replicas there that you can actually fire, the guy explains how to do it. You get to dress up as well, best holiday outing ever!!

[@0_Fikarra]

oh my goodness that makes a lot more sense. I just assumed it was a miniature medieval catapult he had confiscated XD

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

@@0_Fikarra if I was a teacher I wouldn't even be mad, just impressed.

[@WxB2001]

4:00 I think Claudia saw that spider again before Greg revealed the outcome of his story hahahaha

[@shethjrebbell]

I really don't know what it is about Greg, but he is intoxicating all around

[@danieljames4467]

Thank you, I’m glad someone has said it!

[@martha8517]

He's very charismatic

[@ellekay4758]

If this guy didn’t decide to quit teaching, it would have a ginormous loss to comedy

[@bunniey3290]

And, going off of some of his teaching stories, a giant loss to education

[@samtaylor9693]

A giant loss in the most literal sense

[@brianwilliams766]

I have actually seen tub futons. Like a large cushion with a hard flat base that laid over the tub. I have no idea what use a futon over a tub is, but I've seen it.

[@clickbait007]

"the hoot owl of death"... Oh my goodness.. I would have loved being at school with him.

[@leerobins749]

The funniest man..i never ever get bored with his stories...the 8th wonder of the world 😅

[@mcolville]

This is the clip that hooked my on WILTY. It changed how we all say WWEGETABULS!

[@mcolville]

Head of Languages?!

[@gimmetreefiddy891]

For me it was theft and Shrubbery, but this one has been ingrained in my brain as I randomly pronounce vegetables the way Greg did. WEGTABLUH

[@stephjovis3469]

As an Austrian, that story is always on my mind when I think about WILTY 😂

[@mcolville]

@@stephjovis3469 Head of LANGUAGES?!

[@thatun]

Snorkel parka music practice room vs balaclava sports hall. Inventional indeed.

[@raulgalets]

bob mortimer is a classic but greg davies is a serious contender

[@skaterjay86]

How come nobody questioned that he took the cushions off THE SOFA and put them in the bath? 😂

[@stephjovis3469]

Because you just don't question him at this point we've heard so many stories 😂

[@R-E-Tudor]

You know it's bad when Greg is the responsible teacher lmao

[@jamiemorris6088]

We need a sketch show with greg and khan about a school

[@videowatcher6246]

Greg's already done serials where he plays a teacher. Look up Inbetweeners and Man Down. There's a joke about his acting "range".

[@funkyfranx]

Romesh Ranganathan must join in too

[@FrantikJ1]

If Bob's not having it, iam claiming "Balaclava sportshall" for myself.. 😄😄😄

[@sonan333]

At 18:18 "The Owl of Death (f)lies upon you."

[@karenthomas9375]

I love Greg ❣️ his stories are so good

[@gingeridot]

OMFG his impression does actually sound Austrian and not German 🤯

[@echognomecal6742]

The vegetable story is a personal fave

[@eneedham789]

I’ve only seen edited versions of some of these! I swear there are some extra bits in here that I’ve never seen/heard before

[@patrickturner2417]

Greg Davies ( 6'8" ), Richard Osman ( 6'7" ) and David Mitchell ( 5'10" ) on the same team....why not Jon Richardson ( 5'8" ) too? Richardson could even bring Lucy ( 5'1" ) along..... 14:24....Davies with his Rik Mayall eye roll....

[@theAgathe]

This Austrian teacher accent morphed slowly into Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂😂😂

[@kristacox1244]

I love Greg Davies! ❤ I would marry that guy in an instant!

[@mariavictor4324]

I’d be a bigamist😂 adorable gigantic flirty magnificent phwaoar 😆hehe

[@jogermaine8600]

Don’t forget, he peed in Liz Kendall’s* bed, which I imagine went quite a way toward their eventual breakup. 😂 *Had a Freudian slip and first typed Liz Truss-I think I just fantasize about pissing in that c*nt’s bed.

[@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036]

Greg Davies = Welsh Comedian Extraordinaire!

[@thatchoirgirl94]

He's barely Welsh. He was born in Wales but grew up in Shropshire.

[@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036]

@@thatchoirgirl94 "...barely" Welsh? Perhaps, we should just start to ignore someone's birthplace, then - whether the person in question cares or not...?

[@vermilion1752]

​@@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036Cliff Richard was born in India..

[@theunkownbanana1823]

I didn't know he was Welsh due to the lack of sheep jokes thrown his way.

[@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036]

@@vermilion1752 Yes, I know. And? Deflecting much?

[@DrBagPhD]

Imagine being one of Gregg's pupils and getting to see him now.

[@Anasyub]

i srsly thought the last 2 stories were lie, this man has a great storytelling ability i wish i had him as my teacher lol

[@stephjovis3469]

I loved the was this when you were a teacher or a pupil. They just know Greg has enough stories about his time as a teacher to make it believable

[@CartoonDinosaur.]

I love the difference of Greg Davies on this show. on taskmaster he's all serious (still hilarious though) and a bit of a meanie-pants but on this show he just seems so adorable it's amazing 😂😂❤

[@JBKNL]

from 20:40 on the sea shanty Derby Ram came to mind.. That's a lie, that's a lie, that's a lie, lie, Lee

[@rmhartman]

"if you are not here, please raise your hand"

[@sonan333]

At 16:34 By ducking down when going through the door, I'd imagine.

[@jacquelinehauser220]

Love this man!

[@laurazepam8382]

I'm way too attracted to Greg Davies.

[@lindaj5492]

The Bath story: why not sleep on the couch instead of taking off the cushions to use in the bath?

[@neilshots]

Love Greg Davies and it is so funny when he covers his mouth when giggling.

[@SyntheticFuture]

"you are a fantastic actor mister..." "weeeeeeeell..." 😂

[@Wiggywoo1977]

Most naturally funny dude around.

[@ConMan-ye4ou]

Always remember to eat your VEGETABLES!

[@DragoshHits]

Snorkel Parka is GREAT!

[@brofenix]

Damn that bathtub story was pretty convincing!

[@TukikoTroy]

Catapults were still a thing in 1968... so was getting caned if you brought one into school. Anyway, windows. My secondary school was a six storey tower block and all the windows could be fully opened. As demonstrated by the fact that someone threw a desk out of the library (top floor) window which crashed through the roof of a temporary classroom directly below.

[@joperhop]

My old school the windows opened enough to lean out, i got told off for looking out

[@occono3543]

Kudos to the person who chose the thumbnail for this 🥵 Greg should have had the beard and glasses ages ago, they suit him.

[@grahamthegardener1]

these fellahs are naturally funny ,

[@vanne3159]

I've been to a Dutch school, but they had the same counting system. Just ask if everybody's there xD Since I was ill a lot of the time and quite small, people never noticed me missing so I made arrangements with two kids to always check if I was there just in case. At one point, one of them declared I was missing, but I was standing very close to her, and she being very tall and me tiny...she was just looking over my head😅

[@travelwell6049]

It always irritates me when Lee scoffs at the guy being the head of languages. 5:32. You do know Austrian people are normally fluent in about 4 languages by default, then add on any they might choose to learn. I think an Austrian would be the ideal choice for the head of languages regardless of his vegatable pronunciation.

[@Vaultboy-ke2jj]

You were not gemüsed?

[@catherine6427]

I think you are confusing austrians with the swiss

[@MooseCastle]

Unwanted overanalysis of a joke, how German of you.

[@nj.7325]

It annoys me too, he'd forgotten that other languages exist. He wasn't the English teacher. Not that I'd like the joke better that way anyway.

[@stephjovis3469]

What Dialekt Mundart Hochdeutsch? 😂

[@shawnfuzy3191]

Greg Davies you are the best

[@d.h.8869]

I just love Greg Davies. ❤️

[@catwoman2582]

I truly love this man ...❤😊

[@outdoorsy01]

Legend

[@carriemcewen6892]

I would marry this man anywhere anytime whatever he wanted 🥰

[@bonnieroggensees6003]

So UK goes to school in summer?

[@janemacintyre9801]

I love Greg xxx

[@Ohrenkneifer-packendeHor-vc7rr]

Greg is great

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

I once was sat in the drama studio (it is very big) in a big crowd of students when the really large teacher was sat on the fold-up chair in front of me just broke beneath her and she slide off one side onto her enormous bottom. is this a lie or a truth, you tell me.

[@janeybee6679]

Love Greg Davies.

[@lindaj5492]

When I was a kid, I once volunteered to go find the one student who’d not yet returned to the coach from a restroom at a motorway service station. A teacher asked me as I was stepping off the coach, “Do you know (student’s name)?” I said, “No.” None of us were in uniform that day. 😂

[@bazzascott8935]

My school had a courtyard. It was not a posh school, at all.

[@LordBhorak]

12:17 the comment and a subtle, but nice cut to Richard Osman, was so darn fabulous! 😂

[@SkepticalTeacher]

Germans are so earnest, he really captures this cultural trait with his storytelling! "Wir must go, wir are late for our next appointment!". I work with a German lady who is lovely, but she is totally like that! 😄

[@Cheltastique]

It's not a German cultural trait to be "on time", it's a stereotype. I've lived in Germany and the majority of people are late, just like anywhere else in the world

[@davimurph]

​@@Cheltastiqueas I understand it, German trains are notoriously unpunctual. Is that right?

[@McBurns72]

No-one ever makes an Easter cream egg last until the peak of summer, mini fridge or otherwise.

[@nannerz1994]

I. Love. Greg. Davies.

[@MaggieSmith-pi1dc]

It looks like Duolingo owl 😂

[@rooty]

I went to one of the scummiest chavviest schools in huddersfield, and we had a courtyard.

[@A_BIank_Canvas]

Just realised that in the first story, Greg doesn't say who caught him and how the principle reacted to this, which was stated at the start of the card.*

[@tori.t.18]

Need Rob on Taskmaster asap!!!

[@Niki-mp8qe]

I guessed right on every one lol

[@CJ-ft9yo]

How can the Welsh lady think the vegetable story is not real ????

[@SennaAugustus]

Probably the same reason as the previous story: guessing that there were truths wrapped around a lie.

[@Kaspleen]

Open to a certain point? Tell that to the boy who jumped out a second story window of the English block and landed on the grass unharmed.

[@nefwaenre]

i love how the Title is a subtle nod to P.G. Wodehouse's School Stories cuz those were also unbelievable stories from private boys' school.

[@therealunicornselene]

The original show was on a long time

[@Arcona]

EEUUUUUUVEEEEGETABLES!

[@moothevegan4440]

I wish i had greg as a teacher :(

[@EdelweisSusie]

Shame Greg didn’t call it ‘The Hoot Owl Of Trauma’ ‘cos the acronym (which all the comedians missed) would have been H.O.O.T.

[@shanefoy3720]

I will never understand how they didnt clock on, too it been a lie, greg said to them he took the huge cushions of the big 70s corner unit, why not sleep on that 😂😂😂

[@RoswellCrash]

What the fuck he on about I’m 36 and our windows opened right out at school.

[@jb888888888]

"Anyone who isn't here, raise your hand."

[@Mr.Bassman]

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