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What if 1 million people actually storm Area 51?
So it’s apparently a thing that there is a push on social media to invade Area 51. This is not a good idea. Area 51 is part of a US Air Force base. The US military has guns. Worse, they have lawyers. If ya’ll storm Area 51, you’re going to jail...for a long time.
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[@heliasboi1465]

Well if actually people go there you will a lot of work as lawyer (because they are going to court and things like that)

[@ilovefrenchtoast5489]

Can you please do a video on the Cyntonia Brown Case PLEASE!!!

[@rhisands2063]

Huh, I was looking forward to the Skillshare link on how to pilot a flying saucer. Admit it, they got to you! :)

[@VulcanGray]

You misspelled your hashtag

[@LegalEagle]

@@VulcanGray Good eye. I'm so used to typing "legaleagle". Fixed.

[@GhostBear3067]

"They wouldn't be tried anywhere, because they'd be dead." That is the most Marine answer I have ever heard.

[@Nefville]

Its all a bunch of BS anyways, they dont have the balls (storming it I mean)

[@GothicLightingQueen]

@@Nefville I also think they wont do it, but just think for one second. Imagine if thousands or even tens of thousands of people were to try and storm it. I don´t think the military and goverment would be to happy to read "US military have killed thousands and thousands of people" in the morning news.

[@GhostBear3067]

@@Nefville I know, most I expect is some sort of gathering at that small town with the already booked hotel that turns into some sort of impromptu convention but even that is extremely unlikely. That still does not make his Marine friend's answer the most Marine answer I have ever heard.

[@ndaemon1718]

@@GothicLightingQueen they wouldnt have to kill thousands.. just shoot randmly into the crowd and panic would erupt en masse... the stampede for safety would take out far more then any bullets. then just have the feds at the backs to round em up as they come screaming lol. these are normal people.. not battle trained vets charging.. it doesnt take much to change their minds :9

[@Dajokerboy101]

Cover ups are the speciality of the US. simple answer is a EMP denotation to disable all recording devices then slaughter them all and send out some clean-up Crews before people who didn't come see the aftermath

[@ctakitimu]

"How did these 2M people get access to area 51?" "There was a basketball game on, Sir"

[@SoHBetaSword]

Yeah, that part was hilarious!

[@Respicience]

Come on its September, it was a football game.

[@monkeysaiyen7196]

Imagine if they raided area 51 on Superbowl day.

[@ericmcdonkey]

All the guards decided to take a nap at the same time

[@ctakitimu]

I've never had a comment hit 1K yet, so thanks to all you fine people

[@kertisjones2092]

Remember when it was just a fun meme to try and storm a federal building? Those were the days.

[@CartoonyPirate]

Now it's just "among us sus" with a bunch of repetitive jokes... and politics

[@miyfm]

@@CartoonyPirate sussy baka

[@figo3554]

Yeah lol. It be a bruh moment

[@sontalks]

@@miyfm twitter

[@emerson2149]

@@CartoonyPirate the comment was reffering to the capitol raid lol

[@Jimmy-Mc]

"Now obviously aliens have never come to Earth." Objection! That's exactly what an alien would say.

[@Iniix_]

Overruled, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs to know that!

[@SoakedPringle]

Earth is not intresting four us 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

[@totallyaploy1824]

Lawyers are aliens

[@esta7763]

@@totallyaploy1824 Wait, so they don't have to be US Citizens? They can practice law with just a green card?

[@wanfu5634]

Florida: Earth's alien invasion repellant.

[@PiroMunkie]

"They person who created this event..." * cuts to a clip of a guy with long hair, a goatee, and Naruto headband * Yup, that tracks.

[@rebelbelle1388]

So glad that someone said this. Was completely thinking the same thing!

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

Lmao

[@ghostbanana271]

It's Sasuke's headband

[@fruitygarlic3601]

@@vonzemovideo "You cant even make a sentence correctly" It seems like you're missing some vital punctuation there, buddy. But what should we expect from someone who thinks it's intelligent not to utilise the meaningless intention you accidentally got?

[@KeizerSosebee]

And a sick akatsuki cloak

[@D-Paramountcy]

Area 51 has microwaves that heat the food and not the plate

[@PupkinConpaniet]

I... I have one of those... wanna try it?

[@MauriceNL1]

wow so they have a microwave that everyone in the world has :O

[@vertex3243]

Chil guys its a joke

[@D-Paramountcy]

MauriceNL if everyone had ‘em I wouldn’t comment this at all. Please learn how to connect 2 and 2! 😣

[@R4kuna]

@@D-Paramountcy Microwaves do not heat plates, they agitate therefore heat the water and fat particles of your food. It's the heat of the food at is transferred to your plate.

[@headrockbeats]

**2 million people storm Area 51** **Inside they find a talking mushroom** Talking Mushroom: "Thanks guys, but your alien technology is in another Area."

[@lorekeeper685]

Lmao

[@somerandomnon9161]

it's in area 69

[@penetratorx6496]

69 area 51's latel...

[@swine13]

Id say what mario never had the self-confidence to: "Eh, I might just go home and take a nap"

[@renagonpoi5747]

*Transition* Area 52 start Stormer x2M

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

"The signs prohibit photographs" Guy who took pictures of the signs: I'm a _real_ gangster.

[@Elthenar]

"Multiple levels of non-lethal force in ascending levels of brutality" That is fairly metal.

[@ironclamp5325]

God bless the American way! 🇺🇸

[@stefanusbayu1426]

I'm just imagining a bunch of people loading tear gas bomb into an A10 and beside it is just a big pepper bomb

[@rock3tcatU233]

USAF: finally we get to practice on moving targets!

[@mdood9299]

Good song title

[@Elthenar]

@@stefanusbayu1426 I know. I am imagining some air force contract is rush ordering rubber bullets for the Avenger cannon on those same A-10's. Or worse, imagine an A-10 firing rock salt lol.

[@Jionunez7]

But what if 2M people go up to the gate and just ask nicely to be let in? They can't say no to all of us, that would be very rude and their throats would get sore.

[@rgerber]

Jionunez7 thats cute

[@dclark6029]

This is so cute and innocent. :3 💕

[@pinkegg3179]

that would work if area51 is in canada

[@6th_Army]

@@pinkegg3179 We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of our own area 51.

[@6th_Army]

@Great Beyond No clue what a canuck is, but flying saucers. That we do have. We call them, the kid next door.

[@OptimumTaurus]

I find it funny that the government wants to stay so tight-lipped about what kind of military technology is being created and/or tested at Area 51 that they'd much rather the public suspect they're hiding aliens there.

[@justamom4902]

Maybe because if they made it public knowledge, then enemies from other countries would know what we have and how to sabotage or soldiers. We trust out government and military institutions to protect us in times of war, we are best not knowing exactly how they do that. For reasons stated about. The average citizens can not hold secrets like that, and so, don't have the security clearance. I'm stunned at how many people don't understand this.

[@Aresenal1739]

When the government was creating the blackbird when they were transporting it to Area 51 for testing they would put it in a massive box accompanied by a convoy. When someone would ask what’s in the box the drivers would jokingly reply “an alien spaceship” once the box scratched someone’s car so a federal agent got out and offered the guy 30 grand so long as he doesn’t file an insurance report

[@the8thgemmer467]

Self Proclaimed “physicist”: “It had a gravitational field of its own” Everything has a gravitational field, duh

[@Nilsy1975]

I thought that too! What a moron 😒

[@ibrahimkalmati9379]

Yes but for small objects it is too weak to consider it actual force

[@musicaccount3340]

@@ibrahimkalmati9379 Still, a physicist wouldn't say "gravitational field of its own", because it doesn't mean anything. He could say "an extremely strong gravitational field" or "an unknown abnormal attraction field".

[@TheHeavyshadow]

Also: If that dude really was telling the truth, he wouldn't have been able to tell it more than once.

[@BigMan-kp6ug]

'Everything' no, that's just Americans.

[@arthand7672]

"They can't shoot all of us!" "Why can't they?" "That's a good point"

[@Eggbutts]

We just need to put our fingers in their gun barrels. Then they won't be able to shoot us.

[@johnirby8847]

Yeah the military shooting it's own people looks real good...

[@arthand7672]

@@johnirby8847 to be fair, charging an armed military base isn't very smart. In a way it would just be natural selection

[@stephenlee1664]

@@johnirby8847 shooting idiot lowlives who actually decided to forcibly and aggressively charge towards an armed installation filled with military personnel that have been far more productive with their lives than the lowlives that actually attend this event seems fair to me. I value the lives of our military personnel who have spent their days protecting our nation and making countless sacrifices over the lives of basement dwelling weebs with nothing better to do with their lives. Let them die and let nature run its course I say.

[@johnirby8847]

@@stephenlee1664 Hmmm....in your entire life on this planet..has there been a massacre of U.S. citizens by their own military?

[@gibby8339]

“What are you in for?” *”I led the charge into Area 51.”*

[@captaincory4909]

>implying that anyone leaves there in anything else but a body bag

[@kitirena_koneko]

"Beats what they got me on--littering, and creating a public nuisance!" Seriously, the only ones that live to go to trial are the ones who were smart enough to stop when the guards told them. The ones that didn't stop all got Darwin Awards!

[@user-dg9mp9pq1v]

@@captaincory4909 No it's Saint-Peter talking

[@Katzelle3]

@@captaincory4909 Imagine the US military actually going Tiananmen Square on their citizens in a live streamed event.

[@AussieAussieOZoioioi]

The person who started it already was met with FBI, he thought they were cool. He was just gaming and said it as a joke and one of the guys who was listening taken it *next level* , understatement.

[@coronelkittycannon]

I'm no lawyer, but I knew "raiding" a military base would be illegal A.F.

[@Gregavision]

Why should it be, though? They're OUR military.

[@Jartran72]

@@Gregavision Because military equiptment is very dangerous and should be kept away from the public. Only trained soldiers who follow orders coming down a strict hirarchie of ranks should have access to weapons that could wipe out hundreds and thousands of humans. The military is responsible for not misusing their war technology and equiptment and they can only reliably be responsible by restricting access to any site wich stores said equiptment. Thinking anyone should be allowed on military bases is like saying you should be allowed to go into any bank and take their money, because it is from the same country. Flawed logic and I can't believe I took the time to explain something that should be common logic

[@Gregavision]

@@Jartran72 This is a different topic, but do you think you're really "free" if the military has exclusive access to the most powerful weapons in the world?

[@grudgepersona]

Greg Benson yes because who’s going to protect us from international danger.

[@Gregavision]

GrudgeATW What international danger? You seriously think any foreign country would try to take over the US? The amount of citizens with guns already vastly outnumbers their military. And all of our allies would step in-if we have any left, thanks to the idiot in chief.

[@PSIgmr]

Area 51 guards: YEAH THIS BASKETBALL GAME IS SICK Cameraman: knocks on window Area 51 Gaurds: OH CRAP THE ALIENS GOT OUT

[@deadcelebrity]

They were watching 'March Madness' if I recall correctly. A few years ago some regulations on employees at the base were relaxed and one of them was they could get satellite TV (both for the guard posts and the tralers where researchers stay when its too much hassle to commute everyday) and the BBC crew just happened to show up when all the guards were watching the game. They have motion/seismic sensors in the ground around the base but those go off all the time due to rabbits, coyotes, and a nearby dairy farm (seriously) so most of the time the warning lights for those are ignored, thats how the BBC crew got right up to the gate. Word from a friend who works in the aerospace industry and has friends who work or have worked at 51 EVERY guard was fired over that incident.

[@FireWrathAK]

@@deadcelebrity OUCH! So are they still allowed to watch TV or did that regulation get un-relaxed?

[@deadcelebrity]

@@FireWrathAK As far as I know the guard buildings no longer have sat TV as a result.

[@CyberJezzus]

While everyone's distracted at area 51, lets storm Fort Knox, they'll never see it coming!

[@xakirax_8864]

@brandon roberts Agreed

[@dr4t]

It's empty ))

[@vladdraghici7237]

I like your thinking.

[@DMXXCorps]

@@dr4t that's only what they want you to think!!! Lol.

[@Alexinf1]

Lol

[@FishermanJustins]

There is only one man who can get into Area 51. The same man who was able to steal the Declaration of Independence and also found the City of Gold at Mt. Rushmore... We need Nicholas Cage.

[@paleposter]

FishermanJustins no it’s Leroy smith

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

Forget about keanu Reeves, forget about DiCaprio, We're calling the oldschool Internet lords here

[@musicalneptunian]

Chuck Norris > Nicholas Cage. Chuck Norris doesn't need to get in. Area 51 will come to him.

[@seanrea550]

just do not invite leroy jenkins

[@mallios13]

I'm pretty sure anyone who shows up to storm A51 will just be Leroy Jenkins level stupid Their last words will simply be, "At least I have chicken!..."

[@ToveriJuri]

Absolutely love how a small town has taken every opportunity to cash in on the A51 conspiracy to make UFO and Alien themed merch and services.

[@LordJaric]

Can't imagine how they laugh at the schmucks that fall for it.

[@danese1636]

I'd do the exact same thing tbh

[@ToveriJuri]

@@danese1636 It's not like I was judging. It's a good idea.

[@joehoover7711]

@@LordJaric your stupid to think they are not real lol... watch paul hellyer (former prime minister of defense )tell the Canadian cabinet on national tv they do exist and have been working with the usa

[@caterpie4546]

@ Well they probably exist somewhere. Just not anywhere near Earth.

[@arcblooper2699]

I was one of the “raiders” back in 2019. The police force was prepped for about 38,500 more people than what actually showed up. The law enforcement presence was so disproportionate it was comical

[@partlink1]

"It's illegal to use explosives to destroy a federal building" Seems odd why not just all buildings?

[@themoleman6806]

Because you can blow up buildings that belong to you.

[@spooky6703]

@@themoleman6806 "Don't blow up other people's stuff" seems like a fair law, I'm ok with that.

[@tfcdrdeath1970]

That's why you are # 1mill 99

[@ethanjennings7235]

Demolition

[@zoomspilo6798]

Destroying a federal building carries a significantly higher penalty than just any building.

[@wafkt]

“... and confirming once again, that the lawyers are the real American heroes...” How long have you been wanting to use that line?

[@darkfire1234]

Since his first super hero video

[@aflyingrat3969]

"patterson fire a warning shot" "but sir this is a m32a1 grenade launcher" "eh potato potato, patterson just fire the grenade launcher"

[@swine13]

Warning grenade*

[@mikegarza8648]

Funnily enough a live grenade is sometimes referred to as a hot potato.....or potahto

[@halogamer8998]

Nice Russianbadger reference

[@freelanserns187]

My guy it's the Air Force they're not going to be firing a warning shot with a M32 A1 they're going to be firing a warning shot with an A-10

[@aflyingrat3969]

@@freelanserns187 it was a russianbadger reference

[@stewybob123]

My mom's gonna break in to get that button that can pause online games ...

[@swine13]

Why do I feel like I've heard this joke a bunch of times already?

[@maileredstone8391]

This deserves more likes

[@Wanqer]

How did it go? Did she make it?

[@bamfbabybamf]

It's illegal to kill a federal agent?! Well color me shocked

[@benmackarel295]

It’s much more extreme than say just killing a cop or a civilian

[@dvonnr.8266]

Who would have thought?!

[@johndorian4078]

@easy eevee life in jail in a lot of places is only 20 years

[@boserzipfelmann4629]

Shocked! well, not that shocked

[@Delimon007]

@easy eevee Because of human worth, it takes hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a single agent if not millions, it's also the skills of said agent that cannot be replaced easily especially depending on experience etc. So while it doesn't seem that bad, killing a government official is usually an act of war or the likes if you get where I'm going with this.

[@poeterritory]

"Now obviously, aliens have never come to planet earth." Sounds like a cover up!

[@trin3052]

Even the lawyers have been compromised!? Initiate contingency 7-D12!

[@kellyloganme]

It does seem a bit jarring when he otherwise is rather cautious with his language and assumptions, then makes an absolutist statement like this without a hint of proof. It comes off as one of those hedging kind of statements meant to deflect criticism.

[@Jarmundx]

@@kellyloganme it was just a dumb segway into his sponsor (curiousity stream) lmao

[@julianw7097]

@USA#1 !! There is difference between burden of proof in law vs BoP in philosophy.

[@ithinkitsaurus]

I always suspected LegalEagle was a reptilian

[@peterpodgorski]

Thanks, KZbin, for reminding me of simpler times where "a bunch of idiots storming govt facilities" was hypothetical

[@ericm242910]

"In addition to death, which is probably bad enough..."

[@rossgauld6421]

Imagine making a meme so powerful the government had to remind the internet they have the power to kill us all

[@InitialPC]

As of writing this the comment has 51 likes *plays X-Files theme*

[@Clay3613]

The government and US Armed Forces are made up of normal people like you and me, most of them would bail on orders to use force on civilians.

[@IFacePalmParadoxI]

@Sohan Biswas eh, depends on if it's a civil war or a group of potential idiots going to the most forbidden place.

[@IFacePalmParadoxI]

@Sohan Biswas again, i replied with that in knowledge, hence the "most forbidden place", which an civil war does not inherently harbor national secrets.

[@carso1500]

Bosstown Dynamics i mean, theres a diference between "one idiot storming the compound at max speed in a car and leading to a several hours chase" and "2 million idiots running full speed at the compound" the first one you can kill it and no one really cares, it's one idiot that tried to storm a military compound sorrounded by thousands of warning signs, the second some could consider it a genocide, you don't kill 2 million people and just put it under the rug like that, there are the families of the victims, the social media and media coverage of the event, the army just killed 2 million of their citizens yeah they were doing something pretty stupid trying to storm a secret military compound by running in a straight line, but still the públic now a days is not very fond on massive masacres like this one no matter the reason when non letal force is an option the media backlash of such an event would be massive, it would be pretty stupid, but at the massive costs of live we are talking about it would surely be a disaster now, i don't really think anything is going to happen, maybe a bunch of idiots will actually go and try something but after they see the trucks filled with military men they will back down for sure

[@Rayan42069]

Forget area 51. Invade Bermuda triangle.. It can't sink us all

[@allycat7105]

Best comment

[@sillykyle17]

Storm The Ocean: It can't drown all of us

[@itaga3569]

Hell yeah brother, there's not enough water to drown all of us

[@ashtyn3469]

no subscribers That’s what I was thinking!😌💅💅💅

[@jamesknapp64]

Yes it could

[@ithomas7788]

"they wouldn't be tried anywhere because they would be dead" I love that so much lol

[@RuhelSSJ4]

Well now that people have raided the capital building so easily, potentially the Area 51 raid could have been much worse.

[@bigstunna2049]

1970: one day we'll have flying cars 2019 Sept. 20th: well that day has come

[@TimTime10]

This is the first time i liked one of these kinds of comments..

[@bigstunna2049]

@@TimTime10 good I tried to change up the formula

[@TimTime10]

@@bigstunna2049 Well it has been in need of changing for years. If you've seen one you've seen them all.

[@philipbird705]

In the 1950's in Canada AVRO (AV. ROE) built a flying car lol

[@kaleidoscope3234]

but we already have flying car for commercial, but nobody buying them.

[@DieselBoulder]

Objection!! Calling the area 51 Stormers "idiots"... albeit accurate, but probably argumentative?

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Yes it is.

[@JSTrudel]

Sustained! Case closed!

[@TARINunit9]

It would be argumentative if it wasn't, you know, the point. For example, the entire point of the phrase "Naturo-runners" was to be as idiotic as possible so that it would wrap around the spectrum and be funny

[@RevJ7]

Uh, I would say you're an idiot.

[@quintavious2482]

I object your sustaining the objection! Misuse of character! Badgering the witness! Permission to approach the Sidebar! Granted...and objected! Hearsay! Filibuster! Non admissible injunction! You must acquit the exculpatory evidence! And above all, you can’t handle the truth!!!

[@cat-.-]

> Engineer > "It produced a gravitational field *while it is running*" Nope, the guy is not an engineer

[@chelseanoble263]

God I miss when storming Area 51 was the biggest headline.

[@mrbibu5856]

Stfu

[@Parkourre]

Objection! This individual has the first amendment right!

[@deltasquad8817]

Bruh...They're hiding Victoria's secret and I want to know

[@petempressorpethog4587]

Lmao.

[@walkswithantsbear6151]

This is Victoria's secret. Queen Victoria went to sleep Prince Victor and when he woke up, he said he was a she and now queen. Queen Victoria was a man. That's what they dont want you to know.

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

I giggled

[@papas182]

The truth is that he's a trap

[@ramonalavigne5508]

Omfg! lol

[@ctothaz]

This presents a great business opportunity. I'll be selling "I Stormed Area 51" t-shirts a nearby booth.

[@MsJubjubbird]

A great business opportunity would be for the criminal lawyers to be waiting outside and giving out their business card to people

[@IronmanV5]

@Kevin Lee Or, "I Stormed Area 51 And All I Got Was A Rubber Bullet to the Junk"

[@uhmoopsie381]

Nah "hands up don't shoot"

[@Alex-rj8vl]

Why haven’t I thought of this ?😂🤦‍♀️

[@tokutickler]

"I stormed Area 51 and OW! MY BALLS!"

[@Psiberzerker]

Occam's Teacup: "The simplest explanation is Aliens." Because it rests in a Saucer.

[@efulmer8675]

This made me laugh. The razor Hanlon uses to shave must also be stored in the cabinet with Occam's Teacup.

[@abandonator]

I think after last days' events we all know we'd just happily wander in there and get a tourist tour.

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

My worry is if one of the idiots who tries to “storm” the place brings a gun. Then I fear the response could escalate from “stopping a bunch of idiots from entering a secure area” to “repelling an armed assault on a military base”

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

i hope this happens. Peak USA.

[@ElectricMusicianDude]

Um holy shit I hope that doesn't happen but it's definitely going to happen.

[@davespringer777]

I've seen the Darwin comment on a lot of "dumb people" videos. I think it would fit perfectly for the person you are worrying about.

[@247tubefan]

That would be Awesome if that happened.

[@randomizer1666]

I'll be perfectly blunt here, as a former soldier, if I had been on guard duty, instructed to try to use non-lethal force if at all possible, and I saw someone with so much as a baseball bat approaching another soldier, the NLAs would go out the window and it would become a live fire event. There isn't even a question in my mind about it. I don't like the idea of hurting someone who is just being a jackass and means no real harm, but I will protect my brothers and sisters in arms, and I would expect no less from them. I will also say this, no soldier in the history of the military has ever been court martialed for defending government property with excessive force, we might get a stern talking to, but there will be no other discipline.

[@LetumComplexo]

I 100% thought the ad at the end was going to be an Indochino ad. "If aliens do invade earth, you want to look your best. And what better to look your best in but a suit from Indochino."

[@DragDenDFO]

My thoughts exactly! XD

[@criostasis]

:).

[@beeble2003]

"If aliens do invade Earth, *they'll* want to look their best, wearing made-to-measure suits from UFOchino. UFOchino doesn't ship to Earth but here's the next-best thing."

[@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63]

"Commander Xatar, shall we commence vivisection?" "I was, but I just saw that human's suit. Damnit, that's fabulous! I can't cut open something that stylish, could you?!" "No sir, I will release the specimen immediately."

[@nathen4171]

“There wouldn’t be a trial, they’d be dead” Such a Marine response lol Semper Fi Sir!

[@lifeandtimesofjonathanharr172]

Area 51 is actually a recreation site for the legendary Chuck Norris.

[@alisterfolson]

The Air Force, 1989: "Sorry Bob, were gonna cut your pension. Nothing you can do will make us regret our decision." Bob Lazar: "Hold my beer."

[@aureliustratos3268]

you can see how they trying to discredit him. A few weeks before bob was on the JRE there was a book writer that claimed thal all the flying saucers were a russian confusion startegy. With a source even from within.

[@vovin8132]

@@aureliustratos3268 The post-WWII flying saucers were Soviet-made, based on Nazi prototypes. There is no coincidence that one of them happened to crash right near the base with the U2 project, of which was of critical importance to American military affairs against the USSR. It was the US Air Force who hired the media relations guy to publicly discredit the US Air Force itself by claiming that this was an alien aircraft, and the rest is just mass social cognitive dissonance (aka effective psyops).

[@Nerdiness1985]

Lol i doubt the US air force spent much time on him. With all the resources at manpower at their disposal...........this is supposed to them putting actual effort into it? I doubt anyone actually gives a shit except the people in the public really hoping aliens exist and have managed to crash land their technology like a bunch of morons who can't navigate our solar system.

[@ERROR-fr7to]

@@aureliustratos3268 With how advanced these aliens are supposed to be how are we able to have them imprisoned with our relatively primative technology? Or lets say we have kidnapped them and they are actually from an advanced species are we supposed to believe their people haven't come looking for them or attempted a rescue?

[@fheedpexx9267]

Why would they regret anything? Seems like a sane move to get rid of him, especially with all the crap he's been saying. Like imagine that guy working on something important. And what's your reasoning even. Surely it's good for them that he takes focus away from what they are actually doing and that idiots believe there is alien stuff going on there.

[@my3dviews]

"They wouldn't be tried anywhere, because they would be dead". LOL

[@YaKnowWhatIming]

Never thought I'd see you here haha, I agree though

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

Of course they'd be tried! *In the afterlife.*

[@endzordays]

That was basically my immediate thought when I first read an article about them planning to storm Area 51 basically. "Yeah that's a good way to get shot".

[@SuperMarioTomma95]

@@doctorsnakeeater1997 Not the Naruto Runners. While everyone dies they'll get in and free the aliens. At that point aliens will use their technology to resuscitate the dead people to thank us. This is a solid plan.

[@TheGoldenDragon_]

Wouldn't be a good look tho to kill a giant horde of unarmed citizens.

[@malasorte5953]

It was a simpler time back then in 2019, wasn't it

[@kaceynm]

I know right

[@stottiesuette4604]

yeah

[@irreleverent]

I mean... Only very mildly.

[@JBC352]

1. Has a title and thumbnail inviting conspiracy theorists to click on his video. 2. Starts his episode with the format of the usual conspiracy theory film, down to the building of the creepy music and adding fear to every hypothetical. 3. Calls conspiracy theorists who would actually try raiding Area 51 “a bunch of idiots” I love this channel.

[@nubsicle4109]

Make sure to bring your torches and beds so the guards can't spawn and so you can respawn.

[@_.leoo._2264]

Idk why but that really made me giggle a shit ton

[@iximmalicexl9749]

Vik Nub how original

[@patrickkenyon2326]

Somebody's been playing 7 Days.

[@shanem8957]

Patrick Kenyon it was a Minecraft reference but okay

[@patrickkenyon2326]

@@shanem8957 Well, yeah, Minecraft too.

[@FTW1013]

"Trying to kill federal agents can result in serious prison time"..you dont say

[@Red-eu3iz]

Jimbo Bimbo underrated response

[@Journey_Awaits]

Depends on how much money you have

[@brazeiar9672]

Trying to kill 2 million civilians is a genocide and a crime against humanity. This is comparable to the number of Jews that Hitler murdered in WW2. This makes shooting federal agents look like a traffic ticket. Not that federal agents guard Area 51, which is guarded by an LV based private security guard company. Side note, running on live runways is prohibited, though you will get away with it in Area 51 the government wouldn't be nearly as forgiving were you to pull the same stunt at JFK or Heathrow.

[@exantiuse497]

Jimbo Bimbo If you don't get caught there is no jail time. That's why it "can" lead to jail

[@seand7042]

Or death

[@LickingGuy]

I took the AREA 51 WARNING SIGN home!!! Buried In My BACKYARD!!!

[@LegalEagle]

I didn’t cover that...but that’s theft

[@LickingGuy]

@@LegalEagle :( Please don't let anyone know where it is,.. btw love your ch.

[@atashgallagher1631]

dont let it rust away underground, get it sealed, and re buried.

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

THE ARMED FORCES ARE AFTER YOU NOW!

[@onemorechris]

There isn’t a sign saying ‘don’t steal the signs’! ...unless that was the sign you stole

[@toyertries7605]

This video hits different after the capitol raid

[@matthewschad6649]

When you almost make it into Area 51 because the guards were watching Basketball.

[@qweasdzxcname]

why not ? area 51 is a base in nevada. its extremely rare for anything to happen there. in these bases soldiers almost completely forget their duty. in iraq, soldiers are on alert. inside united states borders MANY soldiers are not, especially in deserts.

[@futuramayeah]

just dress up as a pizza guy and say it's for the head of the base

[@zuccyamom8485]

futuramayeah dress up as a pizza guy and say "it's for E.T."

[@SaiOkami777]

@@zuccyamom8485 GENIUS

[@V1z10n]

Should had went during football season.

[@erikkovacs3097]

2 million have signed up on Facebook? That's about 6 people in real life so no big deal.

[@PeterRue]

The towns near by are hiring bands and clearing land for people to camp out on. Woodstock 2.0.

[@Openreality]

@Foot L Johnson There really isn't anything special about A51. There are no aliens present. Besides it's been overly commercialized as being the supposed safe place and cornerstone for alien activity, when the truth, is less believable. The alien conventions are filled with UAs because they don't want anyone in A51 other than those allowed to be there and to misdirect people from going there. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the military changed bases secretly, which is why they answered the FOIA.

[@Lowlandlord]

And many of those people are Russians trying to disrupt the US, they're probably not gonna show up.

[@mennograafmans1595]

Almost 2000 did show up. More than most people suspected.

[@erikkovacs3097]

@@mennograafmans1595 Not to the front gate. I think that was about 25.

[@abdulla-Xshe4ro]

Facebook: 2 million people are gonna storm area fifty one Reality: 200 peoples oh yeah

[@gabrielswan1788]

"they can't stop all of us" Haha A-10 Warthog go brrrrrrt

[@Acenin11]

mk 19 automatic grenade launcher is a lot cheaper

[@playervsk]

@@Acenin11 but that brrrrrrrrrrrt is way more satisfying

[@nox_luna]

"no full auto in the desert" thats not full auto this is _BRRRRRRRRRRT_ DAYUM BRO OKAY

[@filastyle84]

*Guy who started the group* - "...What have I done??"

[@Usoda_]

Imagine the guilt the guy would feel if several thousands of people get massacred.

[@gwenwalravens8030]

@@Usoda_ He's not responsible for grown adults behaviour. He shouldn't feel guilty that so many people are so hyped to win a Darwin award.

[@TwilightRogue15]

...And THIS is the problem with 'meme culture'. There's nothing wrong with memes, but people should think about what they are saying or doing before they do it. Common sense is vanishing under the 'it's just a prank/meme' mentality.

[@Usoda_]

@@gwenwalravens8030 He shouldm't but we don't know if he will or not since humans tend to be illogical. I doubt anyone dumb enough to charge Area 51 would know what a Darwin award is.

[@gwenwalravens8030]

@@Usoda_ Sadly that's true. People in large groups behave as idiots. If a large enough group starts charging, the others will follow. On the other hand, I doubt they'll sue 'true' Americans so close to the elections even if it is an act of treason.

[@almondpotato9483]

"...an actual invasion would be met with multiple levels of non-lethal force, in ascending levels of brutality." I don't know why, but I really love this quote. So, I am going to hang it up on my door to keep people out.

[@MrTubularBalls]

The first wave should be made up of lawyers, they'll take one for the team.

[@theeholygoalie]

Sounds like lyrics to a Bolt Thrower song

[@dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739]

And it's every troop's wet dream come true. When I was in the Canadian infantry, we did riot control training for the possibility of having to support law enforcement if something like this happened. I tell you, nothing...NOTHING would be more satisfying that dawning the riot control gear, with gas masks, tear gas, riot shields, bean bags and batons beating common sense into stupid people. Every guard at Area 51 is lining up for the chance to volunteer to be present for that day!

[@MrTubularBalls]

+Dost Thou Even Logic Brethren? That's really disturbing, actually.

[@malcolmwolfe8879]

Ha...until they get within Lethal Range, seriously, they literally just killed some guy for running at the gate in January

[@WetCiggizz]

I’ve been binge watching all these videos and it kinda makes me wanna be a lawyer. Just watching someone who actually knows what they’re talking about and the rules to a T is so intriguing. And I also know who I’d get to be my lawyer if I ever went to NYC

[@ClutchMonkey6969]

Prisoner 1: why u in here Prisoner 2: i killed 20 people and robbed a bank, you? Prisoner 1: i stormed area 51 while naruto running

[@AmishGangsterWith_a_Hellcat]

Area 51 raid: *literally happens* Cemeteries: *stonks*

[@benne.]

cemeteries*

[@AmishGangsterWith_a_Hellcat]

Oh, my bad mate.

[@ChristopherMoom]

If everyone is distracted with Area 51, I'm gonna be logical and not join the bandwagon. I'll do things of my own. **Raids the Pentagon instead**

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Christopher Moon gets shot 300000 times by US National guard, army, Air Force, navy, coastguard, and police. Event still being investigated.

[@zinaliadesousa1115]

Fed up.... instead?

[@Smokecall]

Probably more likely to succeed anyhow. There's a commonly told story of a russian bypassing the security guard by following in a group of employees and flashing a green card similar to the ID cards of actual employees of the time. The guard was fired and the russian agent caught but hey, no weapons or breaking in was needed.

[@stevendorsey4850]

Congratulations, you've gotten a collection of really nicely upholstered furniture, and an angry, Russian woman chasing you. ;)

[@Shinku_no_sanbun]

It's all a ruse; they're actually going to raid Area 52

[@dreninho5691]

"what would happen?" is something that I ask myself often, in regards to legal repercussions. This is a neat channel.

[@maxuniverse6002]

day if the raid: "mission failed, well get em next time...."

[@josephstalin5374]

I CoD what you did there

[@bellaisinhere]

“They wouldn’t be tried anywhere because they’d be dead, so there’s that. Good bye everyone!” 😂

[@Wellch]

Bella LeForce 1 million dumb freeloaders.

[@Smokecall]

*laughing at 6600 rounds per minute*

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Your quote is correct. You win.

[@paddyofurniture9523]

@Sonny And you're a nobody, stfu and go troll somewhere else

[@PikminandOatchi]

Objection: We would all be under cardboard boxes and therefore never get caught.

[@Evello37]

!

[@usul573]

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

[@rm9308]

Snake? Snaaaaaaaaake!

[@justin-ch1bn]

Huh? It's just a box

[@Treblaine]

Plan B: raid Shadow Moses.

[@seanki98]

Area 51 keeps the 10th dentist that does not recommend your toothpaste

[@crystaljeffbabeeey]

I've binge watched sooo many of these videos. They are so fascinating.

[@hillbillydiva1309]

Also publicly setting a date and time means if the government is hiding anything in area 51 they have more than enough time to move everything.

[@scottbrown2252]

Dang, we gotta storm Area 52!

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Or, more easily: bring in a bunch of personnel and equipment (non-lethal and lethal) to repel the would-be stormers.

[@progandy]

@Andrew Velonis: And to play along, "camouflage" that equipment so that it looks alien.

[@LordGdawg]

This. All of this.

[@o76923]

The most compelling explanation I've heard for what's in area 51 is that it's the Lockheed skunkworks given that all the aircraft confirmed to have been developed there are produced by Lockheed. I would imagine that it's difficult to move lots of aviation R&D equipment.

[@jacopclark4403]

America protects itself from America (2019 colorized)

[@jczapata4485]

America protects itself from weebs

[@wienerschnitzel1739]

True dat

[@TheDarkestPaladin]

@@jczapata4485 not all raiders are weebs

[@icipher6730]

@@TheDarkestPaladin but all weebs are raiders

[@TheDarkestPaladin]

@@icipher6730 true , I never thought a day will com when I'll say this but I'm proud of weebs for once

[@dvlad2693]

holy crap. very thorough research was made for this video. you can really tell what a difference a great lawyer makes

[@spudthepug]

I wonder if your Marine friend used the military phrase “Play stupid games, get stupid prizes” when referring to this event.

[@devonrusinek5807]

Wouldn't it be something if this all was a brilliant marketing campaign by that hotel in Rachel, NV?

[@Cg23sailor]

Not far fetched at all, and i believe it is fact. Just not by the residents of Rachel. That asshat who created the Facebook "joke" knew it would go viral and is now "claiming" that he is trying to turn it around by turning it into a burning man type music festival.called "Alienstock". I guarantee you Alienstock was planned all along and the joke was a way to get viral free publicity.

[@30noir]

@@Cg23sailor Maybe he doesn't want to go to jail for conspiracy to incite violence & commit murder.

[@joeblow2063]

@You Wish Damn - you've got it all figured. Now, hurry upstairs, I think your mom has lunch ready! Pretty sure she removed the crust from the PB&J just the way you like it!

[@aaronbarlow4376]

@You Wish WHOOSH!

[@selehadinhabesi3855]

*Big brains*

[@CRemy-pk1fh]

What we actually looking for in Area 51 : -catgirls -one dentist that doesn't recomended toothpaste -Half Life 3 -Portal 3

[@XitsmebrianX]

Half life 3!! Lol best game ever half life 2

[@darthvader8641]

-Watch Dogs Legions

[@raptorm8242]

-Hand sanitizer that kills 100% of germs -GTA 6

[@Skelterbane69]

Also the SCP foundation

[@walterclements8905]

Che Remy Bro yeah let’s go 😎😎

[@gonun69]

8:19 I love how "installation" is also on the list to explain "military installation" :D

[@noahark1822]

I got a curiousty stream ad with you in it while watching this and I was like huh that's a sudden tone shift

[@tron3entertainment]

The REAL secret is how did Bob Lazar keep the same style glasses for 30 years?

[@suchiuomizu]

Lets just assume he has been wearing the same pair of glasses for 30 years.

[@JulianDanzerHAL9001]

the real question is why do some people believe someone trying to pretend he's a physicist whitout knowing basic middleschool physics I mean if you're gonna make up fun scifi stories or lies at least make up lies that aren't just gibberish his ideas aren't controversial they are plain gibberish

[@JulianDanzerHAL9001]

he's a basking shark

[@doomngloom9088]

@@JulianDanzerHAL9001 Maybe my interpretation is overly charitable, but I've always believed he was insane and delusional rather than an intentional liar. His stories remain relatively consistent, he tells them with conviction, and he passed a polygraph test given by an expert indicating that he most likely believes his story.

[@JulianDanzerHAL9001]

@@doomngloom9088 well, he very well might be a completely sane scheming/opporunistic liar would make... at least slightly less nonsensical stories

[@MilesDouglasGarrett]

but like, you didn't take the Naruto run into consideration

[@PoochieCollins]

loolol

[@rawovunlapin8201]

How fast do they actually go in Naruto? Considering Kakashi was capable of not only reacting to lightning in motion, but also strike at it before it was over, and he was considered a kage level ninja, you'd have to imagine that other characters of similar, or greater tier, would be able to perform similar feats. So, for the sake of fun, how would the US military deal with thousands of civilians capable of running and manoeuvering at close to, or surpassing, the speed of lightning (assuming that bthey also had the material composition to not die from the various forces enacted upon their bodies and the energy to keep it up for the full duration of the raid)?

[@davespringer777]

@@rawovunlapin8201 at mach 3, the sr71 hits temperatures up to 480 degrees Celsius or 900 farenheit. The speed of light is more than double that, so they would have to be naked to avoid clothing fires.

[@OzixiThrill]

A fair point. Defense could claim psychosis or insanity, requesting a lightened or altered sentence...

[@djoetma]

@@rawovunlapin8201 Kakashi wasn't kage level as far as that's a thing, since he was kage in his weakest state.

[@ThunderSkull214]

what everyone going to the event expected to happen: the sound of alien cheek clapping what the rest of the word {or mostly just me}: *.50cal reloading noises*

[@mjisabelle18]

This hits differently after the events of January 6, 2021.

[@CzarYe]

????

[@Yintalk]

@@CzarYe the government pretty much released a video of a ufo spacecraft

[@Slavior47]

@@CzarYe A group of rioters stormed the capital

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@Yintalk What?

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@Slavior47 Yes, the comment below this explained this one.

[@immortalis1001]

"It is illegal to kill or attempt to kill a federal agent." -- Well, as far as I know my noisy neighbor is not a federal agent so I am buying a sledge hammer and having some fun tonight.

[@thehomiedani927]

I like the way you think

[@shaik100_]

He might be your FBI agent or someone else’s fbi agent so...

[@chrisrawr6177]

Honestly i have to wonder if that law is just there to make even self defense illegal in that situation as murdering anyone is already illegal anyway...

[@BrandonNolet]

@@chrisrawr6177 That's what I was just about to say. It's probably to declare self defense out of the question

[@Azide_zx]

... or is he?

[@ranwolf1240]

Internet: They can't stop us all USAF: A-10 Warthog.gif

[@davidinhawaii9243]

We used to have A-10's at Battle Creek ANG Base.

[@palehorse24681]

Seems like they can lmao

[@ericmcdonkey]

Internet: they can't stop us all Area 51 :Just the sound of a minigun spinning up never fires a shot Internet:backs away slowly for 4 steps then turns and Naruto runs home as fast as possible

[@bamfbabybamf]

There's more idiots than there are rounds they can't get em all

[@tristanmorris9432]

They likely wouldn't be willing to though. Imagine the scandal for killing that many people, justly or not.

[@IMPREZvWRX]

Objection: we found out a couple of weeks ago what happens when a crowd storms a government facility: the guards move the barricades, and the sitting president tells you he loves you.

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

We literally came that close to Truml being able to declare Martial Law. If the insurrectionists has successfully killed enough elected officials in the Senate and Congress,the government as we know it,the constitution as we knew it wouldn't have been able to function,and Donald would have been able to assume complete control. Of course,the Governors could appoint new Senators and special elections would be held to a point new congressman,but for a period of time "trump Regime" would be an unironic statement.

[@zoomer9686]

was that when antifa stormed the portland federal courthouse and tried to burn everyone inside to death? it wasn't the president who told them he loved them, it was mayor Ted Wheeler

[@detectivesnickers6176]

Someone: is driving on the highway that leads to Area 51 Me (singing horribly in the background): HIGHWAY TO THE DANGERZONE

[@septegram]

"Obviously, aliens have never come to Planet Earth." "Objection! Speculation, your Honor. We do not know if aliens have or have not visited this planet; speculation on the matter is (a) beyond the scope of this trial ... I mean video, and (b) outside the witness' admittedly substantial expertise. He is an attorney, not a SETI expert."

[@o76923]

If aliens visited earth, the US would know about it. If the US had records on it, Trump would have found out about it. If Trump found out about it, he would have tweeted about it. Since he hasn't tweeted about it, we can be confident that aliens haven't visited earth.

[@sirkana]

Also if they actually visited millions of years ago and left having found nothing of interest we would never know.

[@gwills9337]

@@o76923 you've just described precisely why they wouldn't tell Trump about it.

[@Andrewza1]

@@o76923 why would the any one know. The most likely method of observation would be small probe, built to be stealthy and could still be around just watching us

[@davidbryant276]

@@sirkana there was a documentary called ancient aliens that provided compelling proof that aliens visited in the past, like thousands of years ago.

[@JVS_T]

Area 51 has the other 98% of 2% milk ○_○

[@subscribefornoreason7390]

Yeah, lets raid it.

[@SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden]

Area 51 is holding all our socks we’ve lost in dryers...and the cure for the common cold...and Donald Trump’s hairstylist.

[@skull8093]

You do realize you can just buy whole milk right. Like the percentage is just fat content.

[@subscribefornoreason7390]

@@skull8093 genius, leaking the grocery facts. Thanks, hope you don't get exposed by your coworkers.

[@KyroLime]

Aka whole milk

[@Asidders]

You summarised what has happened perfectly. Nice!

[@StrikaAmaru]

2:10 My brain interpreted 'U2' as KZbin', and I was very confused for a moment.

[@ThomasFlansburg]

Perhaps the military should take the threat another way. Maybe they should have a 'UFO' festival/carnival with inflatable ships and aliens.

[@Zer0cul0]

I mean there have got to be some geat parties one way or another. This way the air force can decide where they want us, either right next to the gate or far enough away. Far enough away that anyone who then decides to go on to area 51 can be taken down in staggered waves of police and camo dudes.

[@thibautisserant]

The military is meant to protect the country and being a symbol of this protection. Being such a symbol implies a great seriousness and a clear separation with the civilians so that the image remains as strong as possible. They have various rules preventing them from being friendly or joking with civilians unfortunately. So while a festival/carnaval would be a lovely occasion, it's as likely as having 20 random people storming Area 51 without anything but their clothes :/

[@dubuyajay9964]

@UCStQ84iLSsLO_i6c5Gim6jQ Yup, these civvies have never heard of the grog bowl obviously.

[@gorkskoal9315]

Thib; lol then how come their (totally doesn't exist) listening post in alaska back in the 70's trolled some Urakanian(?) merchent/marines shippers with run of the mill supplies to ankrage so the myth goes: dude tells mainland to turn the lights on, and move so the can dock, mainland says no you move, and so they went back and forth till mainland told them: you know your off course and careening twards the ground right. (wahh wah wah waah wah wawahwhwahaaah)-> so the trobone cartoon sound doesn't translate to text. Oh and they trolled SeaHaven(numerous times) and reportedly have had great fun trolling varius presidents while they do inspections and general tours.

[@gorkskoal9315]

Tristian^ that^

[@TheUltimatePositionOfPower]

Of course use the footage of him wearing a Naruto headband. *I WANT TO BELIEVE IT*

[@Treblaine]

"It's the photo he used on his linkedin profile"

[@dissymorgan1103]

Not just a headband but an Akatsuki robe as well. He's a right proper lad.

[@TheUltimatePositionOfPower]

It does make sense tho. Kaguya DID come from space.

[@bradensorensen966]

Okay, I’ll say it... Naruto: “BE - LIEVE IT!”

[@loreleiloriestone9179]

I love that the Area 51 raid was basically just a party. Much better than that other time ppl talked about raiding government property.

[@jovinomartinez2040]

Love ur vids, keep it up.

[@desther7975]

"They can't kill us all!" Actually, they probably can. :(

[@Draeckon]

These days? Absolutely. That phrase comes from Civil War and earlier era fighting where guns only fired one shot and took forever to reload. A formation of gunmen firing at a charging group would undoubtedly kill some of them, but they quite literally wouldn't have enough bullets to kill them all. And it was this thinking that led to so many casualties during WW1... Men running to their deaths in droves under machine gun fire.

[@joevenespineli6389]

@@Draeckon Well maybe during the Napoleonic Wars, where the muskets cant hit accurately, in the civil war the rifles are accurate enough to hit at long ranges

[@ailius1520]

You know, I'm not so sure. If you could get 2 million people staged, and mind you that's impossible, *and* the military didn't reinforce the site, which they have, I'm guessing Murphy's Law would cause 1 or 2 to get past the bullets. Aircraft aren't that good at hitting one guy on the ground. I've even seen an A10 miss a terrorist once. And as for M4s - 2 million people divided by 210 rounds of ammunition per soldier is 9,524 soldiers, which is more than Edwards AFB has. I mean...given all the weapons, the break in would be a giant massacre, but there probably would be a few 'leaks'. A nastier legal question would be "would the military be better off just executing the survivors so there's nobody left to complain about it?" I've heard from a friend from a friend who knew a mob lawyer, if somebody invades your home, you shoot him, and he's injured and crawls out into your front yard, you're better off dragging him back into your house and killing him, because a nice clean simple narrative is powerful.

[@j3in725]

It would probably take them only 2 gunners and their 50 calls with a few thousand rounds

[@ailius1520]

@@j3in725 Only if the guys rushing in are stacking themselves like bolling pins. 2 million divided by (2 MGs x 2000 rounds) = 500 You are assuming that the 50cal rounds are each kebabing 500 people. So are the rushers forming a neat orderly line-and column formation or something? Heck, even if they are, if the terrain is not almost completely flat - if there's any change in elevation of more than 6 feet, that shot would be impossible to pull off. I'm assuming the rushers are reasonably spread out and each sprinting at their full speed.

[@fim-43redeye31]

Fun fact, the best way to get into Area 51 is to join the Air Force and prove yourself trustworthy.

[@selehadinhabesi3855]

Good ol infiltration I am in

[@purplefire2834]

That was our backup plan, you're going to give us away!

[@adamgilligan6898]

Build a flying saucer and fly over area 51 and when they shoot you down then they will take you inside and you will get to see every thing.

[@fallingpetunias9046]

@@adamgilligan6898 Worked for my friend, Jacobo. They had inhibitions about teleporter technology after discussing Star Trek, so went with the flying saucer idea. Of course, now I have to get the idiot out. Just glad phase 1 took hold.

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

are there any undercover kyles on the inside?

[@p1sc3s4]

Everyone else during the NBA Finals: *watches the games Me during the NBA Finals: *Hops on a plane to Nevada

[@yedi2117]

I love the Animanics quote Yakko “goodnight everyone” 11:27

[@eduardo7677]

If only 1% show up we can do it!!!! Area 51 guards: *laugh in 3000 rounds per minute*

[@altaccout]

I'm sure that less than 1% are going to show up to even see what happens.

[@davidjacobo5637]

Plus civilians always run when they hear shots

[@kurtbarlow9402]

And the guards are using reverse engineered death rays

[@kazemizu]

One percent of the U.S. population?? That isn’t going to be enough...

[@nunyabizness9045]

@@kazemizu Chuck Norris is going to be there... So its over

[@michaeldesanta977]

*OBJECTION!:* 12:08 The term is "Less Lethal", not "Less Than Lethal" because Less Lethal munitions still occasionally kill people.

[@deletedchannel8796]

*TAKE THAT!*

[@taylorlibby7642]

@Wes Takahashi Goes both ways. People can be both remarkably resilient and vulnerable. But yeah, that can be surprising.

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

"Less than lethal" = "less lethal" You're thinking of "non- lethal."

[@Willam_J]

“The link is in the doobly-doo.” It won’t be long, before “AvE” is recognized as an official language.

[@IAmJaypie]

Thiiisss was the comment I was looking for. Lol. I thought I heard something off. Lol

[@willt1052]

IAmJaypie same

[@kiranicole2096]

This phrase started on the Vlogbrothers in 2007 though.

[@rebca_]

@@kiranicole2096 Actually, it was WheezyWaiter