AYG Comedy Podcast: Ray Kump - Catholic School Garbage

[@nickapalooza861]

It is time for a Kump part 2!

[@ARDreamy]

“You guys are cool, too, I like you guys.” as Ray crosses your names off his murder list.

[@redpalace2494]

Dillon/Kump 2020

[@AreYouGarbage]

They got morgue money behind them

[@redpalace2494]

Hi, Kippy. Thank you so much for having Ray on. I love watching the way his mind works.

[@Fashunh8r]

Word

[@mayh3mmadn3ss79]

Dillon/Avery 2024

[@SonOfAnders]

This episode was so great i’m relistening, and btwn Stav and Kump i’m beginning to see a dental trend with comedians lol

[@juanv.1738]

Kump is so fucking underrated and funny. I love him because he looks like an absolute monster but he’s low key amazingly smart. He’s the best past of old Tim Dillon podcasts.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yea such a funny whacky dude. Lot of fun!

[@cereal_thinker]

​@@AreYouGarbagetime for another Kump episode Luis hasnt had him on in a while either.

[@YuppieMullets]

@@AreYouGarbageWE WANT MORE KUMP

[@mr.haynes965]

I love how nonchalant this dude is with these answers...this is one of the best episodes yet

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah such a wild one. Kump is great

[@customerguy8581]

@@AreYouGarbage Doesn't surprise me that him and Tim Dillon are 2 of the GOAT interviewees on this show. I'll say this - they introduced me to your podcast and I loved it. Would love to see BOTH of them come on, although I recognize pulling that off would probably be like herding cats. They're both so mercurial and flakey.

[@AreYouGarbage]

@@customerguy8581 hahaha thanks dude, glad you like the show

[@cereal_thinker]

​@@AreYouGarbagegive the people what they want ❤❤❤

[@KTF0]

Best part: Do you brush your teeth while showering?" Kump- I haven't brushed my teeth in months.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@petemalaspina604]

Maybe he hasn’t brushed his teeth in months because he hasn’t showered in months?

[@cereal_thinker]

Stone cold killah

[@cereal_thinker]

​@@AreYouGarbagehave him on again ask him how long it's been now

[@kittyvalentine69]

THE BEST EPOSIDE YET!! Never seen you guys look terrified before! Please make Ray a recurring guest. The Kump Chronicles 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah we didnt know what to do! Such a fun ep!

[@kittyvalentine69]

@@AreYouGarbage Never laughed so much at the fear in a couple a grown up mens eyes!!! GOLD😁😁😁

[@neilcampbell8499]

Genuine fear... several times. Worth it though

[@neilcampbell8499]

@@AreYouGarbage such fun and ray kump never before uttered together( i would imagine) im all in.

[@kittyvalentine69]

@@neilcampbell8499 Heck yes! Kump is a national treasure. They should have Ray on as a recurring guest!!

[@charliechesterfield3822]

By far the best AYG episode ever!! Ive rewatched this so mny times. Please have him back!

[@crappinjew]

Ray Kump for President. One of the most underrated in the game

[@abcdeeeeedded]

LIHSTIN TO ME!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@TacosFromMars]

"Was there a small TV in your kitchen" should be a regular question

[@benmeadors6799]

Sweet baby Ray never disappoints. I'm glad he regained his sense of time.

[@hectorabreu2502]

Guys like Ray are the real funny guys but they’ll never get the shine they deserve.. great ep guys

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks! Ray is great!

[@cereal_thinker]

I think he could but his depression is holding him back a bit.

[@ghostriderdoubleclutch]

"you create your own life, just go dig up a body and see how you feel" 😂😂😂 Kump keeps it real.

[@ClayF403]

I've listened to thousands of podcasts in my day.....and this is one of the best ever recorded. Man, Ray is such a trip!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah thank you man. Ray is fantastic and I think from another world

[@ClayF403]

@@AreYouGarbage - Not a problem! I've heard Ray on a lot of other podcasts like Tim's and the High Society guys, but to hear him talk to someone that doesn't know the power of Kump is....well....there's just no replacement for that haha.

[@MikeKatchmar]

@@ClayF403 This is it. On those podcasts he kills it, but to come in here as a complete unknown he destroyed!

[@ClayF403]

@@MikeKatchmar Totally! He has that Brody Stevens quality where it doesn't matter what comes out of his mouth, it's just straight-up funny without it being intentional.

[@games68775]

Lmaoo I love how as the episode progresses, you see them bracing themselves more and more as Ray talks

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@patmowing]

folks this is our king

[@AreYouGarbage]

🤴🏻🤴🏻🤴🏻

[@poisonmist1234]

He almost killed my uncle Foley with laughter. This guy was great I'ma instint fan.

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🙌

[@ryanlankford8634]

I like how his left arm is planted for better fart leverage. what a fucking legend.

[@cereal_thinker]

Either that or some fat people ailment

[@johnwhite8847]

Ray Kump is so underratedly funny. Are You Garbage and Ray's podcast have been carrying me through 2020.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Appreciate that! Ray is great

[@Eblis840]

Huge fan of Ray and Tim, Hell yeah!

[@RJones-es7ur]

This is amazing. And about time for him to make a comeback in person?! This is barely scratching the surface!

[@joshuaking5958]

6 litres of diet doctor pepper a day. im on keto

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaaha insane

[@One.Antonio41]

I was inspired to brush AND floss!

[@AreYouGarbage]

At least some good came from this!

[@jaredgaddis8125]

This is the best and most underrated episode to ever come out 😂 KUMP PART 2

[@BrickTop06]

Most I've ever laughed out loud for AYG. The sad thing is, these aren't jokes. I'm legit laughing at this dude's life.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Haha its a wild one for sure. Kump is great

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

If Tim Dillon’s old episodes are still on GaS, this is another reason to subscribe. He was the old cohost with Tim.

[@williamvieira6906]

@@TonsMoreCowbell they aren't. If you want those you have to subscribe to Tim's Patreon I think

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Yes!!!! Thank you once again gentlemen! Toronto is your home anytime brothers.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Cant wait to get up there!

[@janeld9297]

This is such an underrated episode. This is truly the most are you garbage episode yet. Nobody else can compete with the Kump

[@morty100mgdistillategummy7]

Legitimately among the very best podcast on the KZbins. Real ass podcast, indeed! This guest I never saw coming, which are always the most fun. Great show!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you man!

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

I’m realizing why tim likes hanging out with him. He makes Tim feel sanitary by comparison.

[@Eblis840]

Kump is a savant.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@affron1887]

I’m sure there is a level of comfort for Tim being as his mom is legally insane.

[@marduchok]

What an episode, what a treat! You guys are probably the first podcast after Tim Dillon that successfully dug into Kump

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Is there a category for genius? This man is a hero ......

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol we didnt know what to do

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast wow

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast also ... wow

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast great gentlemen but I think I’ll sleep in the boathouse and he can have the cottage

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast if he’s in Toronto I’ll give him a pair of original Reebok pumps size 11 Unless you gents grab them first I’m currently size 14

[@dixinears8004]

This is probably the best episode yet!

[@darius3809]

I was literally watching an episode the other day and thought Kump would be excellent on here. God bless Ray Kump.

[@warlordy]

Don't know if anyone of your future guests can top this. Kump is king.

[@edwardgrieco]

As a Long Island, catholic school raised and St Johns graduate the similarities are striking yet outcomes differ. Podcast keeps getting funnier as we go. Keep hitting it boys.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha! Appreciate the support. Glad so many people a liking the show!

[@MrBeachBummin]

This guy makes Foley look healthy

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah right

[@chillard3913]

Ray is the pinnacle of male performance take it back

[@1ryanwilliam]

Kump is a hidden gem, gotta have him on again

[@avz1153]

I'm speechless on this guy. Wow.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yea it was a wild one.

[@pucyu9678]

If you let kump talk for 30 seconds straight you’ll realize Tim convincing people kump is smart was a CIA psyop lol

[@sharpe52312]

Ray Kump is the smartest man who is too obese to leave his home.

[@cereal_thinker]

​@@sharpe52312he's smart enough to be entertaining

[@sharpe52312]

@@cereal_thinker Listen to me, I don’t find him that entertaining unless he’s a foil for Tim.

[@michaelhall5429]

​@@sharpe52312im the same but the other way around.

[@sethd2738]

Have Ray on again, please!! Kump Chronicles!

[@j0sh707]

Drink every time he talks about death!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol be careful

[@cereal_thinker]

Only diet dr pepper i was drinkin it aswell me and Kump keto kings

[@ambigshady5323]

Holy shit i already know Kump is going to say some insane things during this

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol he doesn’t disappoint

[@DOOMSPAYUH]

we need another Kump episode in person, this is magic

[@cereal_thinker]

This guy gets it ❤❤❤

[@jamesvisona767]

The god Ray Kump

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🗑🙌🗑🙌

[@Buelr]

Never knew you guys did a episode with kump… tim and him back in the day were great

[@ayyywerelisteninghere1022]

31:24 Kump kills Foley 🤣🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

☠️☠️

[@de_activatedthe_band5117]

"yeah, but pizza rolls are pretty classy." "no, they are in fact garbage."

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha like wtf?!

[@johngriff914]

Pizza rolls are great. It’s the people who love them that are trash

[@davidowens5263]

Love the show! Big time fan from Texas

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha!

[@YuppieMullets]

We need a follow-up episode with Kump

[@AshLuvsCoop]

Someone on Reddit was complaining about ray & a reply was, if u want to fall in ❤ w/ him to listen to this ep. The longhair wasn’t lyin ❤😂 KILLER ep! Shout out gilbo beach killer!

[@tigerlily9981]

A++ appearance. Gotta get him on again

[@kiserschaus]

You guys are teasing us by having Tim dillon adjacent individuals on🤷‍♂️

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@ShantyIrishman]

Ben Avery is next

[@johnwhite8847]

@@ShantyIrishman I would legit love that lol

[@PhysicsXL]

Gotta be a 3 hour podcast outta respect for Long Island TRASH!

[@tigerlily9981]

I’m withholding patronage until Kump is back on.

[@YuppieMullets]

THIS

[@duke3250]

Ray's hilarious. What a funny dude.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yea man hes great

[@christinagonzalez467]

This one was wild. Probably shouldn't have watched it right before bed though 😨

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha Kump will haunt your dreams

[@drakesteele7609]

Ray is truly insane I love it. Listen to KUMP

[@emoryolsoff96]

Boys, I love the show and watch every episode but godamn, this is the hardest ive ever laughed at an AYG show

[@somarvitor]

"i haven't brushed my teeth in like six months"

[@TurfMarkLawnCare]

Ya gotta have Ray back on. His life is fascinating. Holy Sh!t.

[@AreYouGarbage]

We will for sure!

[@imemberberry]

Best episode yet. Kump 2020.

[@bobbywhitaker8872]

This dude is super Intelligent. Seriously.

[@AreYouGarbage]

For sure

[@loser-forever]

bring Kump back

[@RattlesnakeJakeladd]

We NEED more kump on AYG!!!!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Dude is nuts!

[@justarandomjman]

I love the wood paneling background, feels like my grandmas basement circa 1997

[@YoJohnnyO]

We need a ray and tim episode together.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Love it!

[@MaTTheWish]

Kump is podcast gold...

[@AreYouGarbage]

He really is something else

[@stevebrady4518]

Best episode yet!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Kump kump kump!

[@neilcampbell8499]

5 mins in and the boys look nervous 😬. 43 mins in the boys near shit themselves lol . Cant say its the best ep. yet; but its deffo one of them. Will be lookin this guy up asap 🙂

[@janiniiranen4860]

Haven't laugh this hard for sometime!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha such a wild ep

[@sethd2738]

Same

[@Adam.79]

Wasn't this guy on RAP a bit ago? Ronnie McNutt or some name like that ... Dark but I like it!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

☠️☠️

[@Tobbekaoz]

You have to bring Kump back!

[@AreYouGarbage]

For sure!

[@_barnac]

3:36 ray kump opening with a kill, hes a verbal ninja trained by tim dillon, amazing

[@lukewaack]

Turkey fried in peanut oil with home made potato chips is the best!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Sounds good!

[@Brian12991]

Love this guy whenever he's on the Timmy D show

[@texxtickles4189]

Kump should buy CNN and run The Ministry of Truth .

[@yukonblowme2533]

“ Depreciating aspect” lol

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@aprilrobynh]

My 2 month old babys name is Ray. If he drinks 6L of coke a day, I will off myself. Cheers.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha good luck

[@YuppieMullets]

I will join the Patreon if you do a Kump episode 2

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Ray Ray is all class.

[@Anouyz]

Alright guys its kump o clock hes needs the BUMP

[@mmastoryline623]

The look of horror when Ray started to file his teeth had me ROLLING

[@deannad9105]

They will play a clip from this interview, when this kid finally snaps and ends up on the news.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂👀👀

[@hiroe6350]

best episode yet! Kump is the man, For anyone who like Tim Dillon you can subscribe to his patreon and get 150+ episodes from his archive where Kump is his cohost

[@TreyTefft1]

Definitely the best. Kump 2020

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah 🙌🗑🙌🗑🙌

[@joshdavis8929]

God, I love Ray

[@themiddleman781]

Another great one

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks dude

[@kimbonice]

This is tremendous

[@ryanlankford8634]

You guys were shook the entire time. Rofl.

[@BrickTop06]

Yes! The way he had them dumbstruck was hilarious in its own right. H seemed more concerned with preventing a murder/suicide than getting through the questions.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Dude. Didnt know what to do

[@johnbriggs5751]

Every time I read I reply by the ayg channel I read it in kippy’s voice in my head. I hope he’s the one writing all these haha

[@AreYouGarbage]

I am baby!

[@PhysicsXL]

Need ray as an in studio guest with the new set up

[@AreYouGarbage]

Will have him back for sure

[@jsp7218]

31:17 Foley loses it 😂😂😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@smitmastaflex]

What a bad time to take a sip, “one day grandma woke up and just shit the bed” yikes RIP Gma.

[@coxndix56]

Holy Fuck I thought the lisp was due to ray being a big boy not having teeth that pop out like pogs. Great ep boys heard you on the bonfire congrats, keep it going!

[@marycallahan2334]

KUMP 2020 🇺🇸

[@carlosescobar8351]

18.00 the boys can't believe what they're hearing LOL

[@Ian-hd3od]

I feel like there is a good chance Kump is the long island serial killer 😂

[@ryanswayze8822]

I think I can partially pinpoint what this guy did : He would give very vague answers, and seemed almost resistant 2 tell the truth, and when some truth came out, he seemed 2 have a complete lack of self awareness in how insane the shit he said was.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahahah close

[@avz1153]

Yup

[@Thesecretsquirrel.]

Yeah I don’t think he fully understood the game. He needed Tim dillion with him in this one to bring some life out of the guy

[@micric217]

He's being funny? His life is trash, he's aware of it. He's telling stories. I've never watched this ayg dogshit before, but enjoy Kump.

[@johngriff914]

Let’s also address one thing I’ve heard a bunch. When Foley starts a sentence with, “tell me if you think this is trash,” let’s just all agree that whatever he says, it’s clearly trashy.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah for sure

[@forestschoenrock3040]

"like the Joker" lmao

[@NunzioBustacucci]

We need a count on how many “fuckin”s were said lol

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂 a lot