AYG Comedy Podcast: Kelsey Cook - Washington Girl

AYG Comedy Podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Kelsey Cook. You know Kelsey Cook from This is Not Happening, Wrist of Fury, Dr. Drew After Dark Podcast, Bertcast w/ Bert Kreischer, Stand Up Comedy, Tonight Show. Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast.
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

[@coryfeldog5798]

The look on the boys faces when they find a trash person that they didn’t suspect is priceless, luv youz bozos!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@guy8029]

Great name!

[@jeffb6276]

Man I'm laughed out in the first 20 minutes 🤣 😂 I can't name another pod that constantly laughs me out as much as AYG

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha!

[@davidblanck4131]

Kelsey is a legendary podcast guest. So glad to see her making the rounds.

[@AreYouGarbage]

She's great!

[@HenryandClaire]

I have watched her live twice, she kills.

[@KTF0]

It makes me glad that AYG has made it as one of the podcasts of the rounds.

[@crw3302]

29:45 Foley’s reaction to Kelsey’s catfood sandwich killed me😂😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂😂

[@erikallen9141]

Is it trash to have a half sister thats so distant that you forgot she existed until Kelsey mentioned her half-siblings?

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂 it aint classy!

[@Gixsir]

😂 yearly reminder

[@erikallen9141]

@@Gixsir 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dub7782]

This was soooo good. Laughed a lot. Thank you. When Foley asked if Kelsey had cats after she said she buys cat food, I was in a fit of laughter. I immediately thought back to when Kelsey said her grandmother made her sandwiches, once with cat food.

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahaha thanks for watching brotha!

[@shankiemctater5822]

@Timothy McDublin - I died reading "in a fit of laughter" lol.

[@Grant25]

You guys do the best comedy podcast interviews. You ask good questions that seem to surprise a guest and actually let the guest finish their answer! That’s a way to get the best out of them.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!!

[@713nomis]

Kevin’s overall reactions to Kelsey’s answers/stories this entire ep, absolute gold! 🤣🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha thanks brotha!

[@here7036]

Omfg Kippy's bad cop stare down at 33:20 is the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂☠️☠️

[@philryan9038]

"It was a White Collar Crime..." -Kippy in defence of Martha Stewart. Hysterical.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahahha it was!

[@ampedampson5140]

Kevin immediately regretted bringing up his 4H club experience 😂😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha i am what I am!

[@awill891]

I just found this show a couple months ago. I've been binging the backlog and have seen about 50 eps. Every time a new one comes out I think "man there's been so many great episodes, there's no way this new one can be as good" but we are still in the peak of this podcast! I bust out laughing and watch jokes over and over. I get like 10 laughs out of 1 funny line, good ratio of laughs per minute, thanks boyz.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man!! Appreciate the support

[@Gixsir]

That’s where I’m at now

[@jeffreyleblanc5676]

I'm buckled in. Let's gooooo!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🗑🙌

[@goku9851]

I eat as many Pringle’s as possible without having to dislocate my jaw like a python 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@grobert1279]

Kelsey definitely needs another hour!

[@AreYouGarbage]

welocme back any time!

[@puddintaine4556]

Kelsey's Dad's hand/eye is off the charts!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@chrismartin3072]

I eat Pringles one at a time. Pure CLASS! The rest of me, total trash but when it comes to my Pringles etiquette, CLASS!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Whooaaaa hot shot!

[@andrestein6022]

I just now realized half of my enjoyment is watching Foley play mental catch up with the trash tally

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@Frank00oo00]

"Flunked my mule exam" Foley Gold. The big man was on his A game tonight

[@angelrodriguez9624]

Kelsey kills on every single pod she makes, she is Fucking funny an so down to earth! Another Fucking gold episode 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@AreYouGarbage]

Shes a killer for sure!

[@toddkonrad2407]

Goddamn been waiting for this one! The Million Dollar Baby of Foosball graces us all with her presence today.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@Im.Richard]

I'm only 15 minutes in and I already see her as a 3 part mini-series ..WOW. Amazing show as usual gentlemen

[@CB-he8if]

“Have you or anyone in your family ever been attacked by a wild animal” Gold Jerry gold

[@mellyp5302]

Great eppy!! Tears from laughter ova heree

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks! Love to hear that!

[@ML-kx9gz]

ohhh boy when she talks about the catfood instead of tuna and the boys reaction is just blank looks??? the silence was literally deafening and I could not stop laughing

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha

[@rebobo138]

Another home run fellas!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!

[@albreezy26]

Always have loved Kelsey. This should be great ep! AYG to the moon baby!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Shes the best! Such a good hang

[@tuckermillett]

*tru tha roof!

[@breakercassidy6946]

Foley in Disney?? Let’s go!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@SAGE_ASENTHIAN]

I really don't laugh this consistently with any other podcast, you guys need more views!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks! Glad you like the show!

[@joshlindquist7189]

Yes

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@skyluke9476]

19/21 on act... nooo... its outa 36🤣🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahaha

[@GoGoJuice120]

Somewhere there's a dude living in his public storage shed, amongst his beanie babies and Franklin Mint plates

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@isetthem]

Kelsey knocking the boys hair back with her garbage life is incredible.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha bonkos

[@scuba9293]

29:54 kippy throwing up the involuntary gang signs has me crying

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@jordanpruitt6127]

I swear I've watched this epy a dozen times. Yous and Kels are the best!

[@robertfrench738]

Hit up your manager, tell him to book a frickin Seattle spot y’a bozos! Love y’a either way

[@AreYouGarbage]

Its in the works!

[@robertfrench738]

@@AreYouGarbage hell yeah!!

[@jsp7218]

That allergy story hahah 💅 😲😲😲😂😂😂😂😂😂 bonkos!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Lol so crazy

[@jjam1633]

Best intro in the game fellas! Foley is the man.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Kid is a pro!

[@shuey1209]

More fun than a set of takeout trays under your rear dodge neon wheels in an empty parking lot Yoos guys are the best

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahaha thanks brotha!

[@rileyswanson321]

That was a hott one! an I just ain't talking bout just the episode! An Toby's jaws of life joke should of got more.. it's one of the funniest things the kids said on the show

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha 🙏🗑🙏

[@andrestein6022]

My Sunday is complete, GO BENGALS

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@louisjabb3047]

Fun Episode. I loved how she lulled them with classy answers and suddenly, a real trash one would come up and the guys would be delighted every time.

[@theonetheonlytwig]

Can't wait for the west coast leg of the tour... Come to Vegas!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Working on it!!

[@SirGrassyNoL]

great ep

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!!

[@OutlierConcepts]

"Was it like boys and girls club?" "No....not at all"

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@mc9828]

a sick twisted tale 😭😂😎

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@JonReremy]

10:35 submitted resumes before the 2 week notice

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@NoahTheDude420]

What's up bozos, is it garbage to be hammered on long island ice tea on a sunday, pretty sure I know the answer. Can't wait to watch the big man INHALE a disney churro!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah trash but enjoy brotha!

[@ChurroMyChicken]

I am willing to commit serious crime to get an AYG Live show in the Bay Area

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha working on it!!!

[@jesse_t1000]

"I flunked my mule exam!"

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@mitchellowens6081]

I can’t believe we are talking about the foosball hall of fame

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@frickindaniel]

when she said cat food it killed me

[@liquid_idiot2877]

Trash-fed, class-finished!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂💅💅

[@mimigiggles4199]

Kelsey would definitely have an allergic reaction to the old Pringles.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@edgarpoe517]

Hey man I got an answering machine. I like having a hard-copy of all the hate mails. Makes it easier to post on Twitters.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@Simiocrates]

You better check yourself KJ, from my 2 minutes of research: Over 6 thousand people have climbed mount everest. There are 24 people in the Foosball-Table Soccer Hall of Fame

[@AreYouGarbage]

HahahahHha

[@erjo8199]

A gas stove can be either garbage or classy. If it's an old stove in an old building that's seen numerous renters, then it's trash. But if you specifically install a new stove into your kitchen, then it's extra classy. Restaurants don't use electric, and Martha Stewart definitely doesn't use electric.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@Okillydokilly69]

Wooooooo , would love to see you guys on her wrists of fury podcast

[@AreYouGarbage]

Working on it!

[@lordfordification]

Yes, the queen has arrived.

[@AreYouGarbage]

hahaha

[@matthewdavis5904]

Boys for the homies you gotta do a top 10 foleys laughing face clips of 2021 that shit geeks me out 😂😂😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@verenicelopez7490]

Oh my gosh! Just when I think I have heard it all the boys put out a new episode! 😂🤣.. truly one of the best so far. She was effortlessly hilarious! She even shocked Foley… didn’t think that was possible. Who knew!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks for watching!

[@Tropicool]

As you guys mention darts I see the 2 missed ones on the wall lmao.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🎯🎯

[@88laserbeam]

Yesss!!!!! Foosball traaaaasshhh!!!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🗑🙌

[@swillsie]

Kelsey is adorable, absolute BANGER boys! #🐈foodgranny

[@AreYouGarbage]

Shes a killer!

[@msmo4127]

Man I love this broad

[@AreYouGarbage]

Shes great!

[@luisvazquez9363]

Just here to hear KJ say Chicago and Rosemont.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha thanks brotha

[@brandedmustang]

Wet cat food for the kids dry cat food for the raccoons…classy

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@jonnyd9864]

this might be the hardest i’ve laughed at an ayg foley was killing me😂

[@Eblis840]

Is it garbage if you ONLY know how to say "Do you speak French? Yes!? My name is Mr [insert blank]" In French without google translate... Edit: Foley will love this, I also only know how to say "omelette au fromage" cheese omelet...

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah🗑🗑

[@michaeljensen7742]

When asked if she had cats when taking cat food through the express lane - I don't think the cat food sandwich story had clicked on the others, but I lost it.

[@josef2012]

For some reason,"I've gotta get on LinkedIn,I've gotta get cleaned up" split me in half 🤣🤣 4:45

[@davisyasui9788]

In Washington, Spokane is referred to as Spokanistan, for reasons explained in the ep

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@davids1110]

Hey hey fellas!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏😂🙏

[@Rogerkonijntje]

foley is my fav angry bird

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@guy8029]

Been waiting for you bozo’s to upload. Definitely MY favourite new podcast (been a fan closing in on a year now) keep up the good work!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha!!

[@jtbarry3527]

Love you guys

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏❤️🙏

[@roccodimiccio5199]

when shes talking about eating the cat food tuna sandwich and the cut to Foleys face after...i fucking just spit my drink across the screen lollll

[@GriseldaBSF410]

Starting watching this podcast a couple weeks ago and haven't stopped since!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Love hearing that. Thanks!!

[@hofcollector8717]

Learned Chapmions Foley?!? Hahahahaha. She amazing at Foosball. That is not a Rhodes Scholar you got in there!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahha

[@willvr4]

Kelsey is every man's dream. Brains, sense of humor, booty..

[@a.k.4o]

When you have little kids. You look for anything to entertain them. The mall park is a good move . You have extra security watching your kid. Slip the guard a 20 and slip out for a burnie and a beer

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@robt.o.3497]

“I got cows this semester.” Really got me.

[@elbob17]

This was a great one.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks! Shes great!

[@therealaaron8767]

See you fellas Tuesday in Hartford for the makeup show!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yaaaasss gonna be bonkos!

[@huntertague2266]

Nah tuna is certified I know uncy foley likes a tuna melt and some chips

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@rhythmlessly]

When T-bone just bursts out laughing in the background off mic it immediately makes me laugh Lol 😂 shout out to T-bone!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂🤙🤙

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

Kippy saying “what do we have here is that a closed vagina” absolutely killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidluissimonmoralesii5189]

when're yall gonna admit you're just everyone's favorite podcast not just "everyone's favorite new podcast"

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahha never

[@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva]

I failed my mule exam 😂. I'm catching up on old episodes 😂.

[@newbietubie]

What a great episode!!!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!!

[@pauly5502]

Foley: No athletes from your hometown? Other than your mom and dad… LMAO

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Kelsey was fantastic! A great time again… Me hanging out with the Bozos.

[@ravenswind6653]

Great Ep! Clean livin’…

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🙏🗑

[@rubengonzalez504]

Very Very funny. The best one yet 😂

[@jmichaelstudios5495]

Her Dad is Chris Cook and is a Trumpet Professor of Music at Gonzaga.

[@bobbymarm9978]

At home AYG version of “have you ever” 💰

[@anthonybogus5688]

You have a big Texas mustache LMAOOO

[@fakename1656]

The hole was gone 😂😂😂

[@Titocore71]

Never heard of her before she has a great laugh and sense of humor. Gonna check her stuff out.

[@Dobbs3]

Kelsey is legit one of the funniest people alive. Great episode boys!!!