AYG Comedy Podcast: If You Have Mice You're Trash w/ Kippy & Foley

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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

[@davequist7710]

When Foley laughs and reaches out for the side of the table and doesn’t make a noise, will never get old.

[@Dimethyltripping]

nothing like cracking up with the boys

[@jibba1681]

Nothing like opening KZbin and seeing a new episode

[@AreYouGarbage]

Appreciate you my man!

[@DrunkInPublic]

Haaaaachiiii Machiiii

[@ThatMisguidedGrunt]

Nothing like opening KZbin and seeing an episode from 3 years ago I haven’t seen…

[@UmpaHimself]

Holy shit... "He'll make base camp and take the summit in the morning" might be one of the funniest things T Bone has ever said. Had to run that back one time. 😂🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@kayskelton4034]

I was dying 🤣

[@UmpaHimself]

@@kayskelton4034 so good

[@harmonymccullough3535]

Amazing!🤣

[@jeffersonisaac1502]

Foley starts off each episode like he's pitching a roadside attraction on local cable lmao

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha step right up!! Step right in!!

[@jeffersonisaac1502]

@@AreYouGarbage Holy Bonkos! Step right up to Uncle Hanks wacky carnival emporium in town for only 3 days!

[@ViciousTwistX]

when I was a kid I used to watch a show on local cable called "the whole body health club" and this guy would throw footballs to absolutely no one in his back yard, and me and my cousin loved it. every Friday or Saturday night at like 2 or 3 in the morning we could watch this guy doing something different.

[@coreybrassington91]

The holy bonkos gets me bruh

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

"I don't deal with the probable, I deal with the outlandish" right there with ya Foley

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂😂

[@johngannon2763]

I would love a Foley album

[@davidkalisz9341]

Funniest thing is he's right about the mice due to terminal velocity

[@Hogie251995]

"I've always won at an open bar" is going on my tombstone😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha havent found one that beat me yet!

[@loveshadowdays]

going thru a lot rn so i’m binging this channel and it helps me feel not so alone

[@jawlinejawlinejawline]

Same

[@Gixsir]

And less trashy. Stay up and classy bozos

[@johncraven7864]

Same here man. Hope things are looking up.

[@josbrn3902]

Ya'll shoulda said something i woulda worn my black shirt too!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@jerseyjags98]

Just sat down with some leftover chinese food, and I get this treat. Time to smoke a bowl and hang with the boys 🚀

[@AreYouGarbage]

Puff puff pass. And dont be sleeping on the egg rolls either!

[@omphile1254]

Here for a family episode. All the way from South Africa. International garbage

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yooooo thats sick. Love to hear that. Thanks man

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

Stay safe brother. From the footage I've seen its pretty hectic over there

[@alraei1070]

I binged the entire catalog in the past couple months. I can't get enough

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@frankrambo1157]

I like how Kevin and Foley hold their fingertips together to give the illusion that they are class.

[@AreYouGarbage]

WE ARE CLASSY!

[@franktyler8538]

"make base camp, and climb to the summit in the morning" has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard on this show

[@jackdub7740]

me: 'oh look a new episode with my favorite wise guys, lets see what they have to say this time' foldey : "your eardrums are mine tonight. take it you filthy bonko"

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@reidemolner3555]

The dead frozen mice imagery got me tearing up laughing

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@portlandsamber]

I love the way Kippy laughs so genuinely at Foley's openers.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Gotta love the big man

[@jordanhenderson3812]

He's a gem, not long for the world though. Never are.

[@brian7654]

Love when Foley becomes disabled with certain bouts of laughter.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha he gets into it

[@jsp7218]

My favorite new podcast. New to me. Uncle Daycare put me onto Foley. Kippy is icing on the cake. I. Am. Garbage.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Ahhh thanks man. Love to hear that. Appreciate the suppory

[@edgarpoe517]

AYG keepin it 100 In my hood, even the mice are entitled. I caught one napping in my compost bin and instead of waking up and scurrying away, the mouse turned over and continued napping.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Trying! Thanks for watching my dude

[@AudreyDoesWords]

Foley's the kind of guy who'd solve a rodent problem like Wil E. Coyote but without the subtlety.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@Gixsir]

I can’t stop picturing him with his face blown up covered in soot with his hair smoking 😂

[@dixinears8004]

This early in the day??? What a treat! Love you boys!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha Tbone on top of his game!

[@shankiemctater5822]

Kippy I died when you threw out the skin tag measuring tape. Gold bro

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha thanks brotha!

[@seancov3441]

Boys are dressed like the afternoon shift bus boys at Texas Roadhouse…

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@AntLong110]

The Mt Foley convo was hilarious; I can picture the mice with goggles and Sherpa!

[@TheOriginalTroll]

“I’ve never met an open bar I haven’t beaten” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha its true!

[@michaelhxx]

I’m with Foley. When Kippy said “the lady” I thought moneybags had a house lady. Some broad coming in and cleaning the place up

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah no way. Hit the bricks with that

[@Thegabub]

I also thought it was someone watching over the mansion lol

[@ttgk8506]

If an animated movie of mice climbing mt Foley isn't produced, I'll be very upset

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

Check under the sink Kippy. Sometimes where the kitchen sink drain pipe goes into the wall

[@jaredfrazer8713]

you guys look like two characters we haven’t unlocked yet. love you boys

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@gracealexsmith]

I think Foley asks more questions about the apartment in regards to the mouse than any exterminator I’ve ever had

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahahahahha

[@andybrown4839]

You guys need to riff more. That opening was fan fucking tactic. Love the pod.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha thanks brotha

[@ViciousTwistX]

tactic.

[@BrendanSmallButera]

Small critters do bounce when they fall from tall heights, it's how baby birds survive being pushed out of the nest. Yet again, Foley was right.

[@Bluemagoo2002]

“All jammed up, it’s like the conshohocken curve in there….” this is the most Philly thing I’ve ever heard. Shout out to Sam Clover…

[@ezrafree619]

I too live in Foleyville. You’re not alone Big Man. God help us

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@kayskelton4034]

I smell foleyville merch

[@ezrafree619]

@@kayskelton4034 merch and a movie and/or tv show. Or shorts. GIVE ME MORE BIG MAN!!

[@andrestein6022]

The look of horror and recoil on kippy's face when Foley says "I thought they float", about the mice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Barkley1974]

The way Kippy just shook his head at Uncle Hank (30:05) when he was talking about his braces experience growing up was priceless.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@christinemorgan1175]

I couldn't hit play fast enough! Love you both so much! I'm having jello shots on Saturday hahaha trash!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha thanks Chris! Love ya too! Appreciate the support and enjoy the jello shots!

[@Mattthecanuck]

This show feels like it should be a morning radio show.

[@blakewatkins5]

You guys genuinely feel like friends, sure I’m a fan but you guys are for sure my homies

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

Take some 80 grit sandpaper to that ring Foley

[@spencerandersenn]

Kippy looks like he just got fresh off the airplane to Hawaii

[@Gibsoncustom89]

"My cat is beautiful. Looks just like Karl Malden." This is why I make sure my Patreon payment goes through - you have 3 days wiggle room for rent.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha 🙏🙏

[@aidendunne8279]

Having to "beat" an open bar is some treeeeyyyyyyyyyysh mentality. I love it, Kippy.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha i am what i am

[@ronaldwisdom6231]

In my house a snot rocket was called an Arkansas handkerchief

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🗑🗑

[@thisisrabble]

What a hot one! Everyone's on goofballs in this episode, love it!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@ninacuntowiczaka2415]

Baby talk is like choking the 🐔 keep it out the house , alone. Just you and the pet

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank youuuu

[@losbubi4870]

Wow. Clay Pigeons by Blaze Foley is a great song.

[@whackylibertarian7624]

the one podcast i look forward to just as much as mssp

[@AreYouGarbage]

Ahhh thanks brotha!

[@jamiepasquariello2652]

Foley showing his teeth LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@pumpernickle2423]

Coming in early while I have an hour and a half of work left. Boys coming in clutch. Love you bozos, and please get that guy from 2 pods ago on that was 10000% bonkos.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha hell be back for sure!

[@pumpernickle2423]

@@apaaaa he was super sayian garbage

[@ednakrabapoly]

Foley's silent laugh after Kippy's Dahmer joke. I thought that was the big one.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@jamiepasquariello2652]

The widowmaker?

[@tiltistone3341]

Ooh baby it's that time of the night! 🔥🗑🔥 burger, weed, AYG.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Not too shabby!

[@ShugPhD]

Once for my music festival fashion I made a pair of Gucci slides with a cheap pair of foam slides from Walmart and red and green electrical tape that I wore exclusively with fresh white socks

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🗑🗑

[@ShugPhD]

@@AreYouGarbage between those and my crocheted lederhosen I was lookin fly as hell

[@EdLaughs]

Just did my first pickle back after seeing this. Whiskey straight out the bottle, AND pickle juice straight out the jar!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Jeeeesus 🗑🙏🗑

[@EdLaughs]

@@AreYouGarbage I gotta be honest, it's pretty damn good.

[@VitaKet]

Ah man this one gave me the giggles, Foley with the bbq pops.

[@jonathanmartin726]

The dogs dont have nips, but they do have balls.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@danshirreffs947]

Late evening ayg on the back porch with a couple bernies. Clean livin’

[@AreYouGarbage]

Top botch baby!

[@jdubschub3997]

Wheel of parm, ha ha. Love the family episodes. The mighty cheese isn't worth it. Haha. Darn you dudes are so funny.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha thanks! 🙏🗑🗑

[@compliantart7808]

non patreon trash here

[@AreYouGarbage]

All good baby! Just happy you like the show! Appreciate the support

[@ChoppedGlockShogun]

"Join, or die." - Benjamin Franklin.

[@bryanhoover289]

I got the ‘rona and I’m happy the boys are here to keep me company! This inside nonsense is killin me! I got a fresh pack a burnies tho kippy!

[@j.yahnke]

By the time you guys make a West Coast trip we'll be shut down again. 🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@tannerfox536]

I don't know bout roasting hot dogs... but a metal hanger to snake the sink in the bathroom, just seems tactical to me... it's like if etch a sketch was a tool

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🗑🗑

[@zachmontgomery1698]

This is pretty much a hard feelings in the first 25 mins so thats the best ad for the garbaggio level on the Pa Pa Pa Pa Patreon

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah you want em, we got em!

[@mk932009]

Let's get these trash inspectors to 25k folks....steady grind, constant laughs. #garbaggio

[@AreYouGarbage]

Almost there!

[@glass1258]

During a grand solar minimum (which we are in now) there’s always an increase in rodents and disease. Many many people who never had rodents are in for a big surprise

[@AreYouGarbage]

Whaaaaaatt

[@BrickTop06]

Dear Google: I've never needed you more than right now in this moment of fear and confusion.

[@user-mr9dc4zn6t]

The funniest trio on the internet!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!

[@eeeeeeeemontage3313]

Every time, I hold out hope that the big man is gonna rhyme “trashy” with classy in the intro. Hey Foley, if I ever get a visit from the “Make-A-Wish” people…

[@johnjr2641]

thanks guys

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you sir!

[@smokey4781]

BEST PODCAST EVER. FAMILY EPISODES ARE THE BEST

[@LevphonicMusic]

I'm with Kippy on that open bar situation. I win every single time.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha poor bastards never saw us coming

[@LevphonicMusic]

@@AreYouGarbage I would be scared to see what damage we could do in the same room. 😎

[@blackd480]

Yuuup here yet again

[@AreYouGarbage]

Welcome back baby!

[@rick2046]

See you boys in Boston!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Yaaaasss gonna be a good one

[@richfigs2591]

Love this show man thank you

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man!

[@stretchkslay]

For the record Blaze Foley rules

[@CMeenagh]

Listening to this pod I realize just how garbage my childhood was! I blame quarantine for unlocking all these memories but this pod has made me remember shit that was so buried deep in my mind hahaha My dad bought me rats when I was a kid, the one rat had three more rats. But my dad refused to feed them during the week because they were MY rats.. (I was in grade 3) So two of the rats overpowered their mom and dad and ate them, bones and all, I came back one weekend to find two fat rats, one runt and two half eaten rats... Next weekend there was two fat rats and one small rat skeleton... The next weekend there were two fat rats with no arms, legs or tails and bites all over them... I went to my dad crying and he just put a black garbage bag over the cage, put them on the curb and then we didn't have rats anymore... Also around the same time we had a cat blow up in the kitchen, blood literally everywhere... I remember walking downstairs to my dad mopping up Freddy...

[@hughjass7101]

elaborate on this cat blow up. please. very trash to give your kid rats as a pet btw. They didn't have any guinea pigs? haha

[@karldomogalla2058]

This is so beyond garbage.

[@holesawd18]

Asiago Cheese belly button stink?!? I love this show

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha we are what we are

[@rubbad]

"Dua Lipa and The Baby" - H. Foley, 2021

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@m0n3yman10]

Brillo pads and peppermint oil for the mouse problem kip

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks!

[@iraberke8301]

Finally caught up. Needed some good laughs after completing the bar exam

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha! Hope you killed it

[@iraberke8301]

@@AreYouGarbage Thanks Kippy 🙏🙏

[@portlandsamber]

Stress level this week: trew da FUKKIN roooof.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha oh no

[@jakerivera4775]

Watching a year later and the rat sherpa bit got me good! You boys are the best

[@robiv7683]

T-Bone is trying real hard to get Foley naked. Keep an eye on that Kippy.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂😂

[@bradbowen1858]

I love foleys accent... total garbage lol

[@AreYouGarbage]

Trash!

[@slimyelbow]

The mouse would definitely survive a 6 story toss.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Nooooooo

[@TheScottGillies]

Foley's baby talk has been a staple of the show

[@debbieskrletts725]

Awh... foley is a sweetie pie guy

[@AreYouGarbage]

The best!

[@gogorth1936]

My sister moved into a house and caught 23 mice in one night and 3 snakes a week later.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Whaaaaaaat fuck that

[@jamesappleton5063]

Foley’s hair is too nice for headphones

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@angelotro]

Ohhh, shizz!! Hump Day, right on time!😎

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@andystreet339]

Is it garbage if I read the comments to see if I’ve seen the episode? Lol

[@morticianjosh7116]

*HFOLEY’S All Natural Neck Bronzer* 2 for $18

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha gross

[@rhettlink9805]

THATS on your TOMBSTONE... (YEAH in pepperoni) 🗑️😂🆗🇺🇲😜

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@capnmatt3230]

Shout out Tyler who once cooked hot dogs on coat hangers coated in plastic and got violently ill. Should have gone with an oil dipstick.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@eaglefeet0]

Please don’t take this the wrong way but you are my replacement for history hyenas, with love 😅❤️

[@BrickTop06]

Been saying that for months. My obsession quickly shifted to these guys after the breakup (and after my crippling depression let up).

[@AreYouGarbage]

Ahhh thanks! Love that show

[@bracksampson1]

I really like the episodes with just the dawgz

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha. Theyre a lot of fun for us to just he us!

[@UnkleBot]

i'll never drink enough to mentally unsee foley in a long night shirt

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahahaha

[@debbieskrletts725]

Nightie and jellies....too funny

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@eddiesoriano5]

🔥fire

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🙏🗑

[@mattlamb1086]

Love youse guys!

[@gutsychameleon8357]

“I’ve never met an open bar I haven’t beaten” = garbage @kippy

[@AreYouGarbage]

I am what I am baby!