Aris Takes on the Shredder: How to Remove a Possum as Inefficiently as Possible

#Possum #Aris #IRL
He told this story over the better part of a week so I ended up scraping all the parts together
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[@robertgamez9100]

This guy can talk about anything and I’ll be entertained lmao

[@boo.1337]

Bless lord n0pants, new episodes of the ATP Sitcom are what get me through the day

[@TortoiseMaximus]

Even has the television standard 21 minute run-time

[@obituaryollie9104]

@@TortoiseMaximus Even has the donation laugh track

[@ShaneFlett]

But doesn't necessarily need a laugh track

[@Cumfortable]

All praise lord n0pantsu

[@mrtoast3319]

This man learned all about how to setup a trap only to realize a day later, that they sealed the entrance. He calls us stoners.

[@alil_adon]

The animal control dude was tempted to ask if you played smash too.

[@wompastompa3692]

Hey man, why you gotta do the skunk community dirty like that?

[@wufeizhang]

That possum is a long time sub on aris' twitch tv

[@Cuppamilky]

I told you guys Aris was a Disney princess

[@Ryfinius]

"This isn't some soup kitchen for bums." I mean....kinda.

[@Sousuke15]

Possum sneak level 100 right there. Able to freeload at aris place. Take food. Sneaks away the next day. Solid possum

[@tastyscavenger]

Aris it won't starve to death if you leave out doritos for it.

[@courtz1ace]

I've never known that I needed a part 2 to an IRL story, ever more so than Aris telling it 😂

[@DemigodDan]

Love how aris is just ps1 Hagrid in the thumbnails lol, its hilarious and fitting for a stoner like him to be low poly

[@SkyTowerKurogane]

Aris really has a front seat ticket for whatever happens after you rip. Even when it's a pest, he has fun with the situation and says "clap-150" laughing. Never change, Hagrid's nobody.

[@BEEFlNbandit]

I'll pay you $150 bucks to call him Hagrid in twitch chat

[@temetyly]

Damn. A Kingdom Hearts twist?

[@CF565]

Possums are ugly as shit, but they aren't pests- in tick heavy ecologies they can eat thousands a day, keeping populations in check and reducing spread of lyme disease.

[@SkyTowerKurogane]

@@CF565 huh I didn't know that. Neat.

[@Bigboss192x]

@@BEEFlNbandit that's how you get shot 😭

[@poot3rs]

The universe finally gifts arnis the perfect pet and he does this....

[@busterwolf6973]

That possum found your butthash, which is why it was chill

[@gabe8190]

Aris is like a kmart Disney princess

[@RandoOnline_]

That picture of the possum starting back at Aris is fucking hilarious 😂

[@KoopDeGrace]

So happy Aris loved the possum. They're such nice animals, there's a video of a guy trying to make one bite him by putting his fingers in its mouth and it just refused to bite him. And they eat ticks, the worst things on planet earth.

[@thomasbrown5267]

Funniest shit about this is he's named him wrong accidentally - prob meant to call him Splinter but got tmnt characters mixed up

[@gus628]

Im pretty sure someone gave him the idea to name it shredder on twitter

[@snakepiissken5889]

If it dies, expect lots of carrion flies in your house. Necromancer build.

[@xbluedreamx]

Reminds me of the time when my apt complex's dumbass maintenance forgot to patch the hole he made after fixing my kitchen sink's pipes. I was trying to find the mouse for about a week cus I kept seeing that fucker scurry around at the corner of my peripherals. Next thing yknow I hear and feel a mouse trap snap next to my foot while heating up my oven and there he was. RIP Jerry

[@lifelesscorpse7365]

Avoiding the Possum

[@CGoody564]

n0pants has blessed us yet again, working hard to come in clutch with that top tier kahntent.

[@nobodyinparticular80]

Building a trap out of dung so you can eat it afterwards is the optimal strat

[@lolwhatidk]

A+ title

[@zeroranger]

The type of Storytelling I would expect from a Top Ninja

[@zetsuboubilly__8668]

Shredder was looking the chat.. Seeing his door was locked.

[@Brandino00]

this is amazing quality!!

[@Carlzdash]

storytelling at its finest.

[@toto_feather8732]

ATP = AvoidingTheoPossum

[@Bounty2223]

MGS 3 should've taught him the basics of "cawa" (caging a wild animal).

[@Shin_Lona]

Yo, that's a marsupial, homie... Can't be trusted.

[@Sousuke15]

For all we know he could be playing possum with aris.

[@DJ-1Q84]

Next time Aris should just get a turtle to beat the shredder's ass.

[@ProDucktions0]

The Aris - Urban Rescue Ranch crossover was better than it was hyped up to be.

[@josepartida1711]

so you gonna kill me....or....can i stay here???? lol

[@iorilamia]

Ggs that was me, thanks for the tip

[@M1d32]

Aris, the Snow White of feral wild beasts.

[@DocYAYAYA]

this possum needs to be paying rent at this point

[@cryogenic4245]

10/10 thumbnail

[@mehnoy]

he was an Aris viewer in his past life

[@nozuchan]

aris' a cartoon character

[@A4Blue-m7n]

There are currently 2 people on this earth that can talk about literally anything and I’ll listen. Chael Sonnen, and the legendary AR15

[@Devil_Mishima]

Cool story

[@killer_Bosscr]

my opossum's cat enjoyed this video

[@1Diddums]

My ribs almost blew out my chest with the back-to-back Hagrid. Cheers n0pants.

[@ZeeChristoph]

Its gonna be 150 anyway, you might as well leave a trap.

[@Gakki_Aniki]

AvoidingThePossum

[@Spitznock]

That's no possum. It's the ghost of Jerry Seinfeld.

[@KarmaTrauma22]

Shredder moving in, order some pizza and bait the ninja turtles to come save there leader

[@EyMcFly]

The Dodo finna make a video of this.

[@dontcallmeraveen209]

Put that possum under citizen arrest and cage that thing with the cat trap and food lol

[@markvigo1747]

nice pet brew

[@YASSER9210]

I could listen to Aris all day

[@SamSam-wr3ck]

Unkle arnis is going to be a godfather to some opossum kids

[@BUDDAz1g]

He sealed the door at his request wont be the guys fault if the shredder dies

[@whoasupercrazy]

He asked the guy if the opossum could possibly be in the house and the guy was confident it wasn't when they sealed the door. Still ultimately Aris's fault if the opossum dies in the house but the guy shouldn't have given Aris his word if that was the case

[@HikenJoe]

He was a true fan

[@PsychoParasyte]

Everyone in here calling it a Possum and not an "Opossum". XD

[@Mediumexe]

Lmao that thumbnail on aris cam

[@GatsuRage]

There are aggressive animals in the wild of course.. but on the majority they're aren't unless they experienced violence or some sort of bad encounter with humans they have no reason to fear us. That's why they say to act cool if ur encounter a wild animal if they smell ur fear they will know somethings up and is when they start getting defensive and aggressive.

[@haten1]

Smelly trap probably scared ‘em away.

[@dylanh.3793]

Is this the new thumbnail format? Me gusta.

[@-Discerning-]

We need more dealing with smelly strangers stories

[@koopatroopa]

i call the big one bitey

[@jjthebird]

best part of the story was HE HE HE HE THANK YOU

[@cutfromstone754]

More please sir.

[@OZ06MSLeoAC193]

I feel as if the guy must have planted the Possum there, I bet he has some crazy scam going on.

[@GatsuRage]

well if he only cover the OTUSIDE hole just leave the trap in the inside of the hole from inside the house then you'll know if is there or not. When I heard he left the trap on the outside I was like "wut?"

[@xRhychux]

Yup, stinky guy was for sure a stoner and Aris got scammed lol

[@magosko6]

A+ thumbnail

[@GlabRudzinski]

Aris at his best

[@thecringeprophet]

ESL n0pants

[@SkyTowerKurogane]

Hey alright.

[@namenlosNamenlos]

Hey alright.

[@Wizzerman95]

The possum sounds like a stoner

[@Grozdor]

Opposite Personality Oppossums.

[@peteryang8189]

👍

[@Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe]

As a disney princess Arisette could just ask it for rent and it'll pay up. Or else.

[@NineEight_Nine]

Wait is that the actual picture Aris took of the Possum? Pls no ban

[@korsoupp6450]

aris gotta call maya higa to move it

[@chel8282]

Hey alright

[@namenlosNamenlos]

Hey alright

[@Grozdor]

14:18 Did Aris just make a Guilty Gear reference??! /s

[@bictur]

Make the ps1 Hagrid's a thing until he comments on it lmao

[@Apemopo]

6:55 that's a different kinda parry.

[@rcarter012]

Big heart aris

[@leafygreensmusic]

opposum

[@cde8347]

Does he still live with Char???

[@an2n901]

I need the thumbnail photo, nopants.

[@TheMightyBone]

Never trust confident people if they have no skin in the game. It's not his house smelling like dead smossum if he's wrong. I've seen too many of these people that don't actually give a shit during their jobs and will just say whatever they're feeling, or just act like an expert when they don't really know. And this guy smells like shit and skunk all day so he probably really doesn't give a shit. I hope Shredder is out and running free though. Run free little buddy.

[@Bodwaizer]

That possum is just on vacation after starring in Guardians of the Galaxy

[@dementedhiei]

AvoidingtheGrammar

[@thrillhouse4151]

Yo what was his friends dad doing trapping cats with catnip wtf hahaha

[@duckhive]

RAT KING sent 'im

[@Jens9807]

Aris is the fuckin best

[@TortoiseMaximus]

Opossum

[@maxinar]

nice episode, n0pants

[@Vel_Vivi]

Go shoot that guy on Twitter who asked for tekken under the og shredder thread

[@rkraccoons]

People spamming RaccAttack in the chat... smh

[@Ryfinius]

Bigots

[@benjamin-papa]

we got possums out the ass here in Australia, one used to hang out in a hole in my friends kitchen and swipe at ya when ya making toast

[@mikeclarke3990]

Butthead smells like a smash player hmm

[@Helmasaur_King]

100% humane, we'll release it in the hood, xD

[@FFF05Bartmann]

This fucking thumbnail 😂 n0pants trying to get a gold medal here

[@Playguu]

Bro if you're worried about the Possum being stuck inside why not just put the trap inside

[@madeeqsozmawl]

This isn’t some kinda soup kitchen... for BUMs!?