Arizona's Abortion Ban Sends Trump and the GOP Reeling | The Daily Show

Michael Kosta reports on the fallout from Arizona’s nearly complete abortion ban, sending the GOP into scramble mode. Plus, Jordan Klepper joins Kosta for an enlightening new segment, “Men Talk About Abortion.” #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Arizona
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[@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G]

1864...when slavery was legal and the age of consent was 10. A golden age that evangelicals want to return to.

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

I don't even think consent was a thing back then😂

[@Annoyed.Dragon]

Which is terrifying and makes me worry what other 1800s law will be brought back next.

[@gp2917]

@@henrywallacesghost5883it was more like “consent or else”

[@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G]

@@Annoyed.Dragon Only Republicans can travel back in time to 1864 to enact a law in 2024.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

What's next will be brought back ? Smoking on TV and cigarette commercials? Maybe legalize lead paint ? Or even interracial marriage ban ?

[@Adam.Langton]

Mark Simone flippantly saying women can "take a bus" say two things about him: One, that he thinks this will only affect poor women, and two, that he doesn't care, because it only affects poor women. He's disgusting.

[@seeleunit2000]

Well, naturally he's repulsive. Honestly, I think if it was possible that Republican men could get pregnant, they would codify into law abortion being legal in all 50 states...

[@triceyg2014]

Precisely! 🤬

[@SuperAH1985]

It also says that he doesn't know anything about poor women. Bus tickets out of state aren't cheap, poor people tend to work in jobs (sometimes several) where you can't just take off for half a week or so to do all this traveling, and that poor women frequently choose the abortion path because they already have a child so who is taking care of that child during this bus trip and abortion experience!? What a maroon.

[@kingjamos2422]

And also assumes that they can afford to go out of state.

[@johnbox271]

I believe "take a bus" left out the part they also want certain groups to sit in the back.

[@ecamp6360]

Wait, wait, what? Kari Lake acknowledges that Katie Hobbs is the Governor???

[@OhNotThat]

groundbreaking

[@whiskyjames4200]

Surprise! I hope Donald Trump comes to his senses, and acknowledge Joe Biden is the President too!

[@GodfatherActua]

She only said that to make it sound like this is somehow Katie Hobb's fault for not fixing it. Lake is pathetic.

[@sarahbarrett1247]

That statement shows how demented Republicans are that acknowledging reality is a big deal.

[@ericwilliams1659]

Didn't she plead guilty recently?

[@emydonavan6254]

When I was miscarrying, I was in so much pain I was screaming the whole 1.4 miles to the hospital. It’s not an easy process, with or without medication. But sure, get on a bus after that to get home. Not the worst thing. Idiots.

[@user-hw3ei5ev4z]

If only men could get pregnant, you would better believe they system would change

[@Tonyhouse1168]

💙

[@Kate09090]

💙

[@mrvlsmrv]

​@@user-hw3ei5ev4zif men could get pregnant, there would be at least a clinic in every town.

[@michaelccozens]

@@mrvlsmrv If men could get pregnant, RU-486 would be sold beside the Tic-Tacs, and there would be mandatory vending machines on every street corner.

[@stevechance150]

If i was an Arizona Democrat politician, I'd make the Republican politicians vote EVERY DAY to block rolling back the ban. Make Republican politicians own it!!!

[@nobodyknows3180]

Exactly why Arizona Republicans are pushing back, they now know dammed well they are losing support over this ruling.

[@jeffburns4219]

It’s actually “Democratic politician”. “Democrat” is a noun, not an adjective. (For that matter, it’s “if I WERE”-subjunctive mood, not simple past tense.)

[@aikanae1]

After republicans refused to repeal the law twice, they took time off. Nobody's home.

[@GileadGaming]

​@jeffburns4219 this is why alot of folks view democrats as elitist. Because this dude is saying a statement you most likely agree with and you just can't help yourself in being pedantic

[@shadygrove]

True that the statement is pedantic, but right wing radio has had such a field day with the childish taunt “The Democrat Party” that it’s easy to get why it gets under skin.

[@MrBubba311]

Trump used one metric for his 3 SCOTUS picks. They did what he chose them for and now here we are. Trump did this.

[@dannyslag]

Hillary did this. She told Obama to hold off on appointing a justice because she "wanted the historic legacy of appointing a justice" then she rigged the primary against the person that could have defeated Trump, and proceeded to lose to him.

[@justinrill2483]

Dems better hammer this message, over and over again, no matter how much Repubs try to backtrack on the campaign trail.

[@stormwatcher59]

...with the help of Mitch McConnell!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@donnahensley4074]

Jerry Falwell started the moral majority back in Reagan days. They have used Churches to dehumanize women and LGBTQ. They raised money on bashing and dehumanization and developed it as their culture war platform. We are here not only because of DJT. The whole Republican party is the dog that caught the car. Let's this be their downfall. Vote Blue 💙

[@sarahbarrett1247]

And they constantly lied on their confirmation hearing to do it. If anyone elsed lied at their job interview they would be immediately fired.

[@deborahharrison8407]

Don't believe these Republicans. They loved this mess long ago

[@Wetcamerainc]

The internet has decimated them

[@kathleenroberts6931]

Republicans are the only party who have shown themselves to be easily purchased, especially by Dictators. 😡

[@Drax_Corrandd]

*Yea, you're right. I'll be sure NOT to vote for Democrats too. Have a wonderful day lol smfh.*

[@thereisnospace]

they want the ban, they just don't want the optics.

[@victorpradha9946]

When given a chance to reverse the AZ Supreme Court ruling by repealing that law, they refused. They're like a person stifling their over glee while watching a house burn down, saying mockingly, "I didn't start the fire, what a shame.", but when asked to help put the fire out, they fold their arms!

[@TruthOverFear21]

I'm afraid that Republican might try to repel the Civil Rights Acts

[@njay4361]

Your fear is warranted. They probably will. These are scary times

[@dannyslag]

And the democrats will enable it because they exist simply to help the Republicans by being weak fake opposition that does nothing.

[@misaamane7425]

chipping away at voter rights is the first step Hope you all that want 1864 times know you won't be having mint juleps on Tara

[@Gildedmuse]

They've had their eyes on that for a while. Protecting minorities by giving them the same rights as whites? That's reverse racism! /s

[@77Creation]

Oh, they will.

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump told Howard Stern, on air, that he "wished Marla would have taken care of it" He was talking about Marla's pregnancy with his daughter Tiffany.

[@annjohnson8437]

He's a disgusting excuse for a human being. 😮‍💨

[@conniemcfalls4357]

Wonder how many abortions he paid for.

[@Gildedmuse]

Did he truly say that? When she could hear!?

[@8arrows]

He’s a sicko

[@chrismorgan9153]

He probably wishes he'd said that to Ivana about Eric.

[@ddt6003]

The fun thing about these pro-life ppl is they are fine with abortion ban until they are the one who have unexpected pregancy🤣

[@ratha8799]

Except they're so old they can't even have kids

[@starrynebula6534]

They have the money to go to another country for healthcare.

[@katharinenoble1682]

Oh man.... read 'The Family Roe.' Justice Blackmun's daughter had an abortion... and quietly got it taken care of. He definitely ruled in favor of Roe but all very quiet at the time.

[@juliaboskamp9666]

@ratha8799 when their grandkids need one

[@casbot71]

Hang on, Kerry Lake would not be eligible to run for Senate, or even Vote, under 1860's Arizona law..

[@8arrows]

Also in that era. She wouldn’t even be allowed to vote, work, or talk back to man.

[@zxggwrt]

She might not pass the one drop test to begin with

[@trueheart1372]

She would definitely be considered uppity

[@billybuckles5273]

Different laws. Different situation. If you are too ignorant to understand the judicial process and how AZ got to this point, then you are right where they want you, voting with your emotions and not the facts.

[@millroyboy07]

@@billybuckles5273 Reading through your comments, you have a narrow understanding of the overall situation. I responded to a previous comment of yours, enlightening you to the bigger picture. Hopefully that sheds some light on the facts for you.

[@papabear2515]

A bunch of old men dictating laws for and about women. What could possibly be wrong, immoral or disgusting about that?

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

One of the justices who voted in favour was a woman. Her name is Kathryn H. King. When Roe v Wade was overturned, guess who voted in favour? That’s right, Amy Coney Barrett. The problem isn’t men, it’s evangelicals forcing their religious morals on the rest of us.

[@CS-pi5oc]

Plus those old dude can’t name women’s body parts. They have no idea what a fallopian tube pregnancy is.

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

A woman was among the judges who voted in favour. Not sure why KZbin censored my comment. Guess they don’t want people hearing the truth

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

Not only that, but Amy Coney Barret voted to overturn row v Wade too. This isn’t a man problem, it’s an evangelical problem

[@papabear2515]

@@RayBetterThanEvilCanival I do agree in part. Historically and even now, however, women have always been at the mercy of laws passed disproportionately by males.

[@TraJonR3D]

We keep saying, "oh this will seal their fate" "oh theres no way they can escape this".. i have no faith AMERICANS will get this right.

[@trueheart1372]

Hopefully we're all talking about politics it's how the country got into this ness

[@fge00]

I hate to admit it but I've been watching this for years and I really don't see how we got to this point. Intelligent humans would not follow him, he'd have been locked up and none of this would be happening. I'm starting to believe he is the actual Anti-Christ and that the right have sold their souls.

[@stopthecrazyguy9948]

Arizona is starting to get it right, so there is hope.

[@jeffburns4219]

@@stopthecrazyguy9948 It IS? How do you figure?

[@leslie65x]

@@stopthecrazyguy9948 You suit your name, stop the crazy guy.

[@piccalillipit9211]

*AS A EUROPEAN* I genuinely can not believe a TV producer allowed *3 MEN* in a room to discuss women's rights and to tell them "Its not that bad if you have to get a bus to get one"

[@paolamaria1992]

As a fellow European, well to be fair they're a two centuries old state after all. Some barbarism and backwardness is to be expected

[@annawalsh1904]

An an American woman, this is an everyday thing. We are definitely 200 years in the past

[@JesusRodriguez-kd8es]

So your tuning into the hilarious show know as "@MeRikans?"

[@kristianpoulherkild3401]

AS A EUROPEAN I don't have a problem with that. Men have the same rights to discuss abortion as women do. And abortion has nothing to do with womens rights.

[@piccalillipit9211]

@@kristianpoulherkild3401 WOW thanks for proving we have massive w4nk3rs in Europe as well

[@josephmatuszak3855]

But this is what Trump and the GOP wanted...... they even said so themselves... even made shirts out of it.

[@orcuttnyc]

Vote Blue against fascist republicans under traitor trump !!

[@Freiheit1232]

They know they’ll lose votes…. That’s all they care about

[@willpower-rc1wq]

their shirts cant match the brown shirts with the swastikas of the demonrats

[@flyrobin2544]

In November we can sing... Take that Law and shove it! You ain't working here no more! 💙🎶

[@myriamickx7969]

In the meantime, they realized this high achievement brought them many, many electoral losses. Trump himself, who until recently boasted of his success in appointing SC Justices who overturned Roe v. Wade, now claims he only wanted the abortion question dealt with by state rights. A few weeks ago, he was still arguing for a federal law ("16 weeks, because it's a nice, round number"), but now, he can't repeat "state rights” often enough!

[@DarkMatterZine]

So many people are talking about the bus comment but are completely silent on the fact that some states are making it illegal to use a road to travel elsewhere to get an abortion.

[@sharo8760]

It's completely insane that those kinds of limitations on movement even can be set. Land of the free, huh?

[@DarkMatterZine]

@@sharo8760 I’m watching in horror while our version of Republicans are on the same path.

[@Sunfl75]

But they make sure to keep the right to bear arms. Even when children die in schools because of it.

[@annalisasteinnes]

I really don't get this either. As far as I know it has no legal precedent. The "point" of states' rights is that one state can't decide what laws people follow in other states. It shouldn't matter where the intention to do something occurred.

[@seame3795]

Feeling for the women in Arizona right now. This is awful.

[@aikanae1]

Az just turned blue.

[@pjb4653]

​@@aikanae1😂

[@USUG0]

They voted for decades to allow this to happen, so ...

[@Darklord1201FTW]

If only you had the same sympathy for human life.

[@lovinlife9648]

Not all of them, since some of them got what they voted for or allowed to be elected by not voting.

[@NewMessage]

Right now, in the next world, a white Ford Bronco is trying to outrun the devil.

[@annjohnson8437]

😂

[@MarieLowe-wy8vp]

😂😂

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

No, the Devil is the co-pilot in that car...

[@sreace723]

​@@Corbomite_Meatballs More like the GPS 😂😂😂

[@Itcouldbebunnies]

"Thou sayeth the adulterous harlet hath abandoned thee and thy holy marriage? Praise be to thee for taking the appropriate action as prescribed by our just and benevolent Lord and Saviour. I shall open the gates fortwith, so thou may enter into the kingdom of heaven and take thy place at His right hand, oh righteous soul of a noble man!" - Saint Peter, probably

[@bryantristen]

Simone was beyond disgusting in his disregard for women. "Take the bus to another state"? I hope that every woman in his life never lets him forget how deplorable he is. And Kari Lake? She's a fan of the 1864 ban, but not a fan of the backlash. What I'm a fan of is how many news outlets and social media videos are pointing out her BS.

[@timpatton3948]

The guy who wrote the abortion law William Claude Jones lived in Arizona, he was elected to represent Tucson in the 1st Arizona Territorial Legislative Assembly. And then, when that legislature convened in 1864, he was elected speaker of the House. And it was that legislature - the one Jones presided over in 1864, after he had already abandoned his first wife, and married a 12-year-old and was just weeks away from marrying a 15-year-old, though still a few years away from marrying a 14-year-old

[@tonyatthebeach]

Dude, never knew that was real! Not only that, he abducted the 12 year old

[@bettyjones113]

I had been wondering if this was a Mormon founding thing. Sounds like it even in Az northern area in 2000’s. Lots of legal and news docs on sister wives and child pregnancies. Involving men paid in government and law enforcement jobs.

[@JR-pr8jb]

Yes, that's the kind of America MAGA people want to return to. White males had all the rights, while women and nonwhites had none.

[@clueless_cutie]

Unfortunately that's the world these conservative extremists want.

[@michaelccozens]

And today he's been reincarnated as Matt Gaetz.

[@tangoangel2782]

Well, in Biden’s defense, in the 20th century we got a win for women in Roe vs Wade (1973), in 21st century we overturned it (2022)… :/ So, 21st century is not necessarily better in this…

[@oldrrocr]

Equal Rights Amendment...

[@stopthecrazyguy9948]

It still feels like the 20th C. We have to get these Republicans out of our way if we are going to get to the 21st C.

[@cate9540]

How many of us ever talk about what century it is without having to think about it for a second? It's not exactly a time reference used on a daily basis.

[@disappointingdbdclips]

He made a mistake, and then immediately corrected himself. Remember the guy that made a mistake and, instead of correcting himself, used a sharpie to deface a hurricane map to show that he didn't make a mistake?

[@alien9279]

I still don't understand why it's called 21st lol. Surely it should go off the first 2 digits? Lol

[@justintime986]

Next it will be a women's right to vote....

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

And civil rights. Voter suppression in Black majority communities.

[@dennisheyes4561]

@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 They were never for civil rights in the first place. In fact the Civil rights movement of the 50's and 60's was when they went from the party of Lincoln to the party of Cletus.

[@user-lm6me2tz9t]

Yeah, but to be fair A LOT of women are voting for those people, so they are getting what they are voting for. Sometimes you have to pay for voting against your own interests. That's how democracy works.

[@glyrr]

Wait. They are planning to give women in Arizona the right to vote? That's outrageous.

[@aboutthatireallydc]

Abortion is not a right

[@icecube721]

If the law was put in place BEFORE Arizona was a state.... then why should it apply to the STATE of Arizona.

[@megladon6]

I imagine it’s like a landlord trying to enforce the previous tenants house rules. “You have to mark all your food with your name, my tenants 8 years ago did it so you have to now.”

[@expatannie6958]

Because the right-wing Arizona Supreme Court says so. No logic involved, just the way to achieve their goal.

[@undrwatropium3724]

How did it go through if Katie Hobbs is the governor? I thought she was a Democrat. Can anyone explain?

[@VaveeDances]

@@undrwatropium3724Because it was decided by the AZ Supreme Court. The Governor has no power to overturn. The state legislature would need to do it and the GOP are in control.

[@AdrianColley]

Because section 2 of article 22 of the Arizona Constitution explicitly says so.

[@trudycolborne2371]

An interstate bus ride is probably not where you want to have your miscarriage. I guess you could ask the bus driver to pull over a rest stop. Depending on the law in that bathroom miscarrying in the toilet is some sort of corpse crime and you have to bring the toilet contents back home with you as evidence or do you call the cops to come investigate? Very dignified. Very humane.

[@wordforever117]

A miscarriage is not a crime. You are intentionally acting dumb....but honestly...you don't need to.

[@trudycolborne2371]

@@wordforever117 Britney Watts, Ohio.

[@wordforever117]

@@trudycolborne2371 Trudy...stop it. Miscarriage is *NOT* a crime. You *KNOW* it is not. If your view on abortion is so correct, then why do you need to lie to support it?

[@janekof]

@@wordforever117 Except *practically* how do we know it was a miscarriage and not that the women did something to induce miscarriage? Abortion is illegal meaning for the law to hold weight you have to investigate every miscarriage to make sure it's gucci. If you don't, then the law has no meaning. Cause without enforcement, laws don't have any weight. .......So what if it's inconvenient to the women or it might be "dangerous to her health" bc investigations take a long time? None of that is more important than making sure the criminals don't escape............. _roll eyes_

[@wordforever117]

@@janekof No response.....there never is!"! 😂😂😂😂

[@lightwillprevail]

The former president needs to go to prison where he belongs.. and the Arizona house Republicans need to stop speaking in tongues on the house floor! 👿

[@brandybobandy2194]

Wait did someone actually speak in tongues???

[@lightwillprevail]

@@brandybobandy2194 some weird prayer circle

[@fallinstr2098]

Yea but unfortunately this is where we are as a country. THEY WILL NEVER put Trump in jail. It’s a waste of money prosecuting him. If Jan 6th can somehow be twisted and defended. Let’s be fr. Anyone with a brain sees how toxic and how much BS Trump gets away with. (This isn’t even a Dem vs Rep take, the truth always lies in the middle, but it’s the spin every party puts on ish that is sickening) The man clearly was trying to overthrow the election results. He clearly riled those people up to try and overthrow the results (he didn’t even win the popular vote the first time and he clearly gassed up how the vote counting would go with the pandemic happening and mailed in votes would take time to count. And time after time “stolen election” narratives were proved wrong. A large portion of the county didn’t give af. A portion of the country loves the WWE style of politics, they feed into the nonsense spewed by entertainment channels that cosplay as “news” channels. And both sides are guilty but Trump just takes it to another level. And a lot of people really feel like he “gave” them money during the pandemic and they’ve been down bad since then… it’s really scary how the Trump approach and manipulation works in so many people.

[@lucycan6363]

He has lived in both the 20th and 21st centuries. You can't fault the man!

[@annestewart5741]

Exactly. (One of my great-grandmas lived in 3 centuries! Pick a century, any century, heh.)

[@daniellescrochet]

I'm half Biden's age, but I've forgotten it's actually the 21st century and had to stop and think about which century we're in recently. I felt like an idiot.

[@piku5637]

A few corrupt wealthy elites shouldn’t own and control the means of production, distribution and exchange. Workers make America run, workers should run America.💙🌎🇺🇸

[@M42-Orion-Nebula]

Communism will never work

[@dennisheyes4561]

Careful you are getting dangerously close to socialism talk there.

[@noreaster0245]

Carrie Lake scrambling to change her iPhone password.

[@dennisheyes4561]

We all know her password is probably T****.

[@88walka]

Considering republican ideology is supposed to be the government doesn’t need to be in your life telling you how to live your not hurting anyone it’s not the governments business..that’s not just firearms..it would also apply to who you can marry and what kind of medical procedure you can get.. They’re not republicans there nationalist which is a title they don’t want for obvious reasons.

[@stephenschroeder6567]

Those hair pieces were golden!!! Nice work guys!

[@troydanielboy]

Jimmy Kimmel should do a bit on the street asking U.S.Americans what century it is. My money says most won't answer correctly.

[@targetseeker]

didn't some states banned pregnant women from going out of state to prevent them from having abortions on states where it's legal?

[@GenRN]

And reward anyone for turning in women to law enforcement if they suspect they had an abortion.

[@Smithpolly]

Do people not have a protected right to free movement anywhere in the country?

[@wordforever117]

No they were not banned from leaving the state!! 🤣They were banned from having an abortion out of state!!!!

[@Smithpolly]

@@wordforever117 So if gambling is illegal in a state, it is legal for that state to ban any resident from gambling in states where gambling is legal?

[@wordforever117]

@@Smithpolly You are talking about a totally different law! 🤣

[@jasonbelcher2224]

That was awesome! 🤣🤣🤣 Please make "Men Talk About..." a recurring segment.

[@hunterk3974]

And wearing a toupee while smoking a cigar has to be mandatory!

[@katharinenoble1682]

Reminds me of the Man Show.... I miss that pairing of Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, what a match.

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

0:24 That reminds me… How many old OLD laws are still seriously followed and enforced, when they should have realistically been updated or discarded by now?

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

The constitution hasn't been changed in almost a century.

[@littletrashpanda]

🥴

[@genericamerican7574]

You should check. Let me know when the book drops 📚 I always liked those books for bathroom reading. Most of them are corny 💩 that superstition obviously greatly influenced. There’s already several volumes of old archaic laws still on the books and many articles full of ads. The UK version are also interesting. There’s a KZbin channel in the UK where the guy picks the silliest ones to do right in front of Bobbies to get their reactions. Happy reading and writing ✍️ 🖖

[@Backwardspajamas44]

That would require the legislative branch to actually work

[@mecha-sheep7674]

There is a thing in the USA, that allow civilians to keep war weapons because the law talked about muskets and they never updated it.

[@laskey2175]

When they said "make America great again" I didn't know they meant before we were America.

[@ruthsilverman2476]

Jordan Klepper, Mike Costa, you are a burst of sunshine on a rainy 1864 afternoon. Thank you for not only talking the talk but wearing the matching toupée. I would take a bus to another state to see you guys any day, even if I WEREN'T already doing it to obtain basic healthcare.

[@jeffm8155]

Any attempt to enact or repeal law based on religious belief should be automatically null & void. Why? Separation of Church and State, as it is referenced in the 1st Amendment. "Congress shall make no law respecting establishment of religion..." That's a two-way street - religion should not be used to drive law or its repeal.

[@user-fl4cb9st2c]

The last part needs to be a regular segment on the show. Michael and Jordan absolutely killed it.

[@jessmanuel540]

Kinda reminds of Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell doing the same segment on The Daily Show many years ago.

[@deborahchandler1815]

Best line is the price of right analogy !!!

[@laalaa99stl]

Remember remember the 5th of Roe vember!

[@wordforever117]

Keep wishing and remember to *COPE* a lot harder

[@1craley878]

Jordan saying that his wife turned out to be 3 possums in a trenchcoat just killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 , I could picture it and it was hilarious.

[@goodchoice4410]

the AZ Senate was PRAYING ON THE SENATE FLOOR. Are you or anyone going to mention this in the main stream news?

[@sapphy2530]

I saw it reported somewhere. Maybe the Damage Report? I have to admit, I don't really watch much main stream news :)

[@brendasmart553]

You mean speaking in tongues

[@neilbrown2948]

They missed the bus to Stonehenge so they improvised.

[@CS-pi5oc]

I saw those a holes on their knees. I’m sure they were not in prayer. They were playing craps.

[@M42-Orion-Nebula]

And what's wrong with that? As long as it's not mandatory.

[@whimsicalhamster88]

The wigs were the “chef’s kiss”

[@zufalllx]

Just stop with that

[@carn9507]

@@zufalllx stop what? :O

[@VickiGonzales-oc9hj]

Put Trump on the stand and he will tell you how guilty he is, how he did it and say when he gets President, he will pardon himself from all crimes.

[@billytheweasel]

In democracy, existential issues like "not becoming a dictatorship" take a backseat to the reality of issues like this.

[@agilemind6241]

Fortunately both have the same solution: do not allow Trump to be elected again.

[@timbohp]

Toupe man drove his 12 year old daughter across state lines to abort her brother.

[@offtarget1758]

💯

[@Sammasambuddha]

Daaang...is what I thought once I figured it out. 😅

[@sreace723]

Men Talk About Abortion was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@williambeckett6336]

That's BS. I still say 20th century. And I lived in it a quarter of the time Joe did. Common mistake.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Price is right rules, for a reason

[@jeffburns4219]

Actually, I’ve noticed that a lot of people BORN in the twenty-first century call it the twentieth and never correct themselves. I’ve also noticed an increasing number of (physically) mature people calling the 1800’s the eighteenth century and on. Biden said “twentieth” at first from force of habit, as I often do myself, but others of us seem to have forgotten how to count.

[@1craley878]

I say that a lot of times and have heard many people say that as well. I have no problem with that since he's not been sued over 4000 times before he was first elected to president like the snake oil /sneakers salesman.

[@katharinenoble1682]

I agree, I have to catch myself now and again. That said, Joe fumbles a lot. This may not be the one to catch him on, but he genuinely fumbles.

[@thetheo859]

Abortion bill ARS 13-3603 unlocks Kari’s phone😂😂😂 whoever wrote that joke is the goat!

[@offtarget1758]

Kosta you totally crushed this segment. Love seeing you behind the desk.

[@abynor8687]

Let's give it to states .... No Let's give it to counties.....No Let's give it to towns.....No Ok....let's give it to women.

[@liz.joanmarie]

I’m 100% okay with men legislating women’s reproductive rights, but only after they’ve gone through 8 hours of experiencing labor-pain. Kind of like how in the police academy cadets have to experience the pain of being pepper sprayed or tased. That’s fair, right?

[@user-dc4cm8nz1f]

Let's not forget one or two ectopic pregnancies requiring major surgery. That sounds fair.

[@bt2598]

My mom was in labor for 23 hours.

[@catborg780]

I was placenta previa with a c-section. So they should experience that as well

[@victoriabaker4400]

Nope, not even then.

[@kingjamos2422]

I had experience something on that pain level before... Having to feel that pain and raise a mysterious life form that comes out of their body, should definitely be a choice. What's going on in Arizona is simply barbaric.

[@aijiang]

The slim fit Trojan condoms bit got me rolling

[@DawnDavidson]

“Biden was closest without going over…” 😂

[@leyrua]

If they are fine with you traveling to another state to get an abortion, why not just let you get an abortion in your own state? Unless of course, this is just an empty talking point and they are pushing for a national ban.

[@hannahgibson5219]

THIS ☝️ they want everyone to think it's not a big deal so that they can continue taking rights away from women until men have all control

[@joelh3030]

Kosta is killing it. Dude delivers jokes like its nothing, always cracks me up!

[@sillypeople4873]

Never trust a person who still believes in gods and monsters. They are not of sound mind.

[@janycebrown4071]

I'm not an American citizen but I would vote for Joe! I hope that I can be as awesome as he is at 81!🇨🇦🙏🌊🌊🌊🌊💙

[@M42-Orion-Nebula]

You want to have dementia?

[@freyasgrl]

Meh, I said "living in the 20th century" for so long, I still do, and I;m only 48.

[@titichartay7216]

Given most men's understanding of female anatomy - fairly accurate representation!

[@thehouseofpain8994]

Michael Costa remains a great host - but all of the Daily Show regulars are knocking it out of the park!

[@missylks1239]

CA welcomes you with open arms AZ women!

[@M42-Orion-Nebula]

Homeless capital of the world

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@M42-Orion-Nebula "Whataboutism" is a Soviet-pioneered propaganda technique, whereas cricitisms are not answered directly, but distracted from by pointing out something that somebody else did. Whether the counter-accusation is actually relevant or stands up to criticism is not important, the intent is only to divert the attention of the audience.

[@KombuchaBuzzed]

@@M42-Orion-Nebulahomeless women still have more rights in Cali 😂

[@kpeggs82]

That OJ at the pearly gates joke hit.

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

It's funny cause it's true.

[@kimclarkson9083]

In all deference, I was born last century so I have to check myself when saying 21st century. Funny stuff however, he did F**k up a little. I give Biden a 💯 percent pass. Funny stuff!

[@om-nj2hw]

He did correct himself

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

"If we're playing by The Price Is Right rules ...." And we might as well by this point. The lawmakers have shown us that sensible law and order clearly has no place in the current USA.

[@JRD876]

We live in a toon world

[@pinkshoes26]

Are we seriously going back in time?!?!!!! Wtaf!

[@vinniediesel1369]

Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.

[@esmeralda478]

That toupee is Hideous. Kosta killed it tonight! 🤣🤣🥲

[@Monika-mh2je]

Most man dosen't even know how menstrual cycles works, but they're experts on women's right.

[@pjsmith4409]

If you see your shadow after the 3rd day of your menstrual cycle, you get 6 more weeks of winter....or something like that right?

[@Monika-mh2je]

@@pjsmith4409 ask your mom or any woman around you.😂

[@Maria-Elena-Ford]

I appreciate you all at the Daily Show. Since John, you’ve been amazing. The last few years, indispensable. Don’t know how I’d mentally survive the tRump years without your humor and wisdom. 🙏🏼💞

[@piku5637]

Keep Trump and Republicans out of power. Vote blue!💙Prevent Project 2025. If you have the resources or can, perhaps join or form a labour union, or a worker/local co-op.🏴

[@DGNTX]

And be sure to sell your soul to the devil while you're at it. How about quit drinking the Kool aid and get a life.

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

One word, ladies: Lysistrata.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

It was a genius.

[@shambyk4122]

☝️ 💯 👏 😁 🫡 😏 💅 💅 💅

[@TornSparrow1974]

The Price is Right joke....😆

[@andrewcurtis2337]

Men on abortions!

[@NashTheBlade]

Well what did they think was gonna happen? Honestly!

[@whatisdelicious]

Definitely Kosta's best job hosting so far. Finally getting more comfortable and showing some life. I like it!

[@nursem65]

Hey, atleast he corrected himself...I've got some friends who argued with me over who the Republican and Democrat nominees were that we voted for in 2016....they think it was Donnie and Obama ffs...😂😂😂😂😂

[@titusomodia3870]

Costa is on fire 🙌🙌

[@AC3handle]

The thing about that Arizona law, that was put into place LONG before the state was even a state.

[@BubblewrapHighway]

I don't look for common sense from conservatives.

[@M42-Orion-Nebula]

Nor from liberals

[@BubblewrapHighway]

@@M42-Orion-Nebula How long did it take to think of that?

[@M42-Orion-Nebula]

@@BubblewrapHighway About how long it took to type

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@BubblewrapHighway It's a bot. Report and move on.

[@user-qo3jh9mn1t]

"Buying a bus ticket to go somewhere to get it is not the worst thing in the world." Mark Simone can say that because he's not sitting in a parking lot waiting to be septic enough to qualify for lifesaving healthcare and praying that comes before your own death. But sure, let's focus on how this affects Trump, that's the important issue here. Please, please, let this man's words accompany you into the voting booth.

[@mk1st]

In a dystopian future “ride the bus” will be a euphemism for abortion.

[@katharinenoble1682]

Oh that's terrible. And yet somehow logical.

[@cindy1568]

Let Arizonan voters decide in Nov. Whether Rep or Dem, you can still support protecting women's reproductive health.

[@MrManerd]

Ya know, I'm a male pro-choice voter in Tucson Arizona, and from all the poles I've seen, it seems that male voters are pretty evenly divided on the abortion issue. So, the fact that women voters are also divided on an issue that takes away THEIR RIGHTS,,, Doesn't speak well for the human race. That'd be like turkeys being evenly divided on designing choices for the thanksgiving menu.

[@dothedishes3427]

Mr. Manerd, I want to begin with I agree, it is scary for the future. Next I say this, out of respect. It is rather. Enjoy your weekend sir

[@satann9743]

'MEN TALK ABOUT ABORTION' 🤣😂😛That was soooo funny! Kudos to Kosta and Klepper.

[@charlieevergreen3514]

1864. The wasn’t even a woman Senator until 1922. 58 years difference. Roughly three generations. Let THAT sink in.

[@aikanae1]

They hadn't figured out how babies were made back in 1864. The word "abortion" never appears in the text they are using. The section is about poisoning; it's criminal to poison a pregnant women. The next section is about dueling and gouging out eyes. There weren't many Drs in 1864, most births were at home, anesthesia hadn't been discovered and they didn't know why infections happened.

[@flattplanet]

Jordan is the best man!!!

[@user-bn6dk8ne8s]

When Kari Lake is against it, ya know it's gotta be way off the rails!😮😮😂

[@riluna3695]

That or perfectly normal and rational. Has to be one or the other, there's no middle ground here.

[@victoriabaker4400]

Nope, it's only because "survey says" it's a loser issue. Has nothing to do with any principles, which of course their claim to principles is morally bankruptcy to start with.

[@meh8982]

Kari is exactly like Trump. She's against it or for it depending on who she's talking to at that particular moment. Neither one of them has any principles whatsoever except "Lie to the Idiots, More Power for Me."

[@AdrianMunch]

Pre-Statehood shouldn’t even be a thing. You became a state with a state constitution ••• Did Arizona just write “ditto” on a piece of paper ?

[@flyrobin2544]

If they keep this 💩 up, we are going all the way back to 500 BCE! Take that GOPers!

[@tbd-5160]

Being from Michigan, and them both being from Michigan, I loved this segment. Totally Michigan satire.

[@seraph8]

Fellow Michigander here, too! Always nice to see a couple of great comedians representing our state and finding the (admittedly dark) humor in the increasingly nightmarish hellscape our country has devolved into! 🤌

[@TheMiddleTXLA]

Oh lord…I’m rolling laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@OvrLpdIO]

Love Kosta hosting!

[@TILB]

The iphone unlock quip is gold.

[@janetmorris4779]

It’s about time someone mentioned the men who are involved in the pregnancy.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Men already don't get to choose whether or not the woman stays pregnant. Nothing changes for us.

[@gusmonster59]

@@JoshSweetvale When men take the risk of pregnancy and dying in childbirth, they get a choice. And she means the men taking responsibility for the pregnancy. It takes two. Men often just walk away. Not all men - but enough.

[@annestewart5741]

👏😆 Price Is Right rules! 👏🤣

[@HlifeRomania91]

Michael Kosta pure gold!

[@riparianlife97701]

Every interviewer needs to ask Trump if he got rid of legal abortion.

[@ronkirk5099]

A woman's reproductive rights shouldn't depend on geography and women will let the GQP know that in Roevember.