ARK: Helena Walker's Dossiers - Small - (II)

Hey all,
Welcome to the second ARK: Helena Walker's Dossier video! Apologies for the delay, and I have to give a huge thank you to those of you who supported the Kickstarter to fund the voiceover for this series. Let me know what you think! :)
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[@NeddyTheNoodle]

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[@rexrider2594]

“Troodoon is the most intelligent nonhuman creature” Troodon in ark: circles my corpse for five minutes straight

[@hoodedtroodon2901]

Maybe it's making sure you are dead before it eats you

[@youjustgotvectered5779]

Mesopithecus who can lockpick doors: Am I a joke to you?

[@DeeRose54]

Oh, they’re intelligent alright. Dumb creatures just eat. Smart creatures play with their food.

[@DeeRose54]

@@klif6279 Skull of what? Troodon’s an invalid genus

[@klif6279]

@@DeeRose54 I was stupid and forgot that it's in the dossier :/

[@sloaneenglivesandzero2462]

3:48 "Just chillin' on the tail, don't mind me"

[@BigBoiBestBananaBedBeniBrother]

Lol I thought that too!

[@IvanKisaragi]

Isn't that how you're supposed to ride dinos? Lol

[@maximaldinotrap]

"Their joke is less funny when their slow moving Ovis is run down by a pack of raptors" Mei-Yin not fucking around with that shit.

[@margisama]

As someone who's known as the 'crazy dodo lady' on her server it makes me sad to see the dodo so often the hapless victim in these dossiers XD Also....the pego is solitary...yeah sure Helena, last time I took a stroll through the woods near my base I got jumped by about five of them. They stole my berries, my cooked meat, my pike, my credit card *and* my pride :(

[@geckocraft7948]

Icthyornis is annoying. STOLE MY TEK RIFLE!!!!M

[@Grizzy_-zo3xb]

bruh i was a naked on rag, had nothing to steal but my virginity

[@huntermceachern8900]

I had one steal my mini gun

[@bigtreeguy7336]

@@geckocraft7948 the seagulls only steal consumables, you must have been jumped by a pego at the same time.

[@udozocklein6023]

@@bigtreeguy7336 sometimes i think they steal random things too, even though they SHOULD only steal consumables. would be a funny coincidence if everytime i observed this, it was actually a pego :D

[@lillianlessard4628]

How could a piece of informational paper make so many people so hyped?(Edit) but I still like it

[@mistermiahboy4695]

This is the most criminally underrated series on youtube

[@CptSpudders]

One thing that always bugged me about the Dilo in Ark was its inaccuracies, I never found this Helena dossier so its great to see they acknowledge its half the size they normally are and has a frill that they didn't actually have. They can be my friends again. Pegos can still rot though.

[@glee6665]

INDEX (Thumbs Up) 0:24 - Intro 0:51 - Beelzebufo (Frog) 1:53 - Dimorphodon 2:57 - Microraptor 3:59 - Ichthyornis (Dam seagulls) 5:12 - Onyc (Bat) 6:01 - Ovis (Sheep) 7:16 - Hyaenodon 8:33 - Troodon 9:59 - Araneo (Spiders) 10:59 - Oviraptor 12:07 - Sabertooth Salmon 13:11 - Pegomastax (Pickpocket) 14:30 - Moschops 15:50 - Dilophosaur 16:37 - Eurypterid 17:33 - Pachy (Friar Tuck) 18:32 - Phiomia (Pig) 19:37 - Credits

[@glee6665]

19:20 - Do NOT click

[@grim7298]

Beelzebufo is a toed isnt it

[@grim7298]

Phiomia is an elephant

[@depicgamer]

@@glee6665 fard

[@faustoalvarezthepeashooter1955]

The fact is that both light and heavy are the same song cut into different areas and have the same length size

[@logansadventures5750]

How is this a day ago

[@orangeknight2441]

@@logansadventures5750 probably like early access for patrons or something like that

[@rex-43043]

“Could there be a bigger areano?” brood mother 100

[@Josh-vr2xr]

Helena is hella smart she guessed the broodmother

[@glipglop1412]

LETS KEEP THIS TRAIN GOIN TO GEN 2

[@LadyLabyrinth1337]

I'm so excited, my partner often reads the dossiers out loud for me but this is going to be next level 😍

[@devinchrishaun]

Thats one good man savanna lol

[@Critical0811]

I've been playing this game for 4 years yet this is the most I've ever learnt about ark creatures ever. 😂

[@limeiyin1364]

I can't wait, I'm so excited, I've been waiting for too long, and yeessss, omg I'm so hyped!

[@handsomeoz9248]

9:49 "ultra smart troodon"

[@NeddyTheNoodle]

Hahaha- I mainly did that to rub it in WC's face that their dossier contradicts their troodon AI.

[@edwardtddo7890]

Just imagine ARK 2 would implement a deep learning AI for all creatures 🤔 . That would mean traps as we know them would work just a few times, after that we need to figure out other ways.

[@grim7298]

@@edwardtddo7890 we are not on 2040

[@simontobonnorena8667]

@@NeddyTheNoodle fucking legend

[@Grizzy_-zo3xb]

Helena: Eurypterids live in the deep depths of the water.... *laughs in genesis part 2*

[@herobrine4414]

*laughs in viking bay*

[@IvanKisaragi]

Love the nature documentary feel. Makes me feel like the world of Ark and it's creatures are real and alive lol.

[@Lerrae1908]

Great work, thank you! These are so enjoyable

[@dodolord5733]

Man whoever are doing these voices are amazing at it!

[@edwardtddo7890]

Good work, Ned! I really like the unique style you bring the notes to life.

[@hungrygiratina1620]

Yay its here! Thank you for your dedication!

[@GtubeYT]

Hey Ned! Love ur videos!

[@Bird_man180]

Helena: troodon is probably the smartest non human creatures here. Also troodon: running around in circles on a dodo body

[@user-fg3dz5kv7q]

That was great! Can't wait for a video on the bigger creatures

[@fingerlikin8739]

I just know this'll be awesome!

[@mr.shoebill6265]

I love these! Keep up the good work!

[@sawyersnape2430]

YES!!!!!! It’s finally here! Your amazing Neddy.

[@truckingwithe-ridez1738]

Omg!!!!!! I can’t wait. I’m such a big fking fan! Much love

[@Angel-yp3zi]

I love these videos, keep up the great work ^^

[@melon_king7085]

These are awesome 👌

[@swimartifact4279]

This is so cool omg well done

[@danzilla-ih6rl]

"As you might expect from a Seagull, Ichthyornis will flee at the slightest Provocation" God, if only that was true In-game

[@starlight0313]

Fun fact: I have seen 2 dimorph kill a paracer level 50

[@hyperion9793]

@@vit-t680 yea people underestimate how shitting scary a big group can be.

[@Lordpines]

Fun fact: in my island world, I have a pack of around 30 them

[@i.k5696]

Love the brood mother foreshadowing

[@mtjeeves1234]

Thanks buddy. I was thinking about this video all day lol.

[@takeoutgnome7801]

Awesome job, can't wait to see more

[@waxersattack1073]

Another fantastic video!

[@birbd7467]

the amount of times i've had stacks of narcotics mugged from me by seagulls.

[@memesfordaze4209]

WOW so many wonderful and interesting creatures, and sheep I guess.

[@arkgamer2985]

0:30 where he smashes a microraptor with a pistol instaed of shooting it that is savage

[@veky]

This man deserve respect ✊

[@randomkriegsman8444]

Can’t wait!

[@HelenasInkyHour]

Yeees!! I love these :3

[@mimikyumit3146]

I love your work keep it up

[@Caelum_NLD]

Aight, another great additions o the game. There should be a tab on the game's main menu linking to this channel for Helena's dino dossiers and the characers'story line dossiers.

[@TheGrimTroodon]

Really good videos keep it up!

[@jzren407]

Although there are already dossiers on Wiki, this is so refreshing. Keep up the good work buddy!

[@zonks01]

Great job, keep it up

[@nate_orious0002]

So good can’t wait for the medium weight class

[@beatboxbuggi6884]

This is one of those videos that I hit like before it even starts

[@acrobaticszombie111]

This is amazing ✋😶👌 Good work!

[@patdouglas8532]

I JUST REALIZED THIS WAS OUT AND IT WAS AMAZING CANT WAIT FOR THE MEDIUM CREATURES TO COME PIT IN 1 HOUR!!!!! Keep up the good work everyone

[@nyanprime8345]

I can’t wait man!

[@PunadianOfficial]

"it will flee at the slightest provocation" uhm...... every seagull at the beach: F** EM UP

[@zebrahunter6956]

14:28. When you got to do jumping Jacks, you got to do jumping jacks

[@NeddyTheNoodle]

hahahahaha

[@simpled5755]

10:15 it kinda sucks wildcard didn’t use the correct term here. It would be Venomous, not Poisonous. Especially considering Helena is supposed to be an expert on Wildlife, I figured the character would know the difference. Amazing video bro!

[@snake6586]

heck yeah more of these

[@jamesforgie6594]

I was not aware you could put torches on hyenadon… might be nice next time I go out at night.

[@sharkgea5663]

Lovin this

[@federicokeller8150]

Cant wait for scorched earth!

[@mikeoxlong8960]

YES ITS FINALLY OUT LETSSS GOOOOOO

[@cowboylikedinos]

Sure it will be awesome

[@Ak-yg8fr]

I hope there will be a new Video of Helena’s dossiers coming up.

[@zuesthedog4688]

6:03 the time I spawn in a army of them to fight the final boss of the island before we all died.

[@funkycup3900]

I can’t wait I can’t wait I can’t wait!!!!

[@mirvataboulezz286]

I love ark very much

[@Thebackseatbrawler]

10:36 lol the brood mother is the much larger spider 🕷

[@Mad_King_Corbin]

Pt 2 PLEEEEEEASE ! Idk why i enjoy watching these so much

[@NeddyTheNoodle]

This was part 2 :)

[@Mad_King_Corbin]

@@NeddyTheNoodle yep realized that after and am watching 1 now lol...3??? XD

[@MetroScreamingMayor]

3:55 PHAH! That guy is just sitting on that Trike tail?

[@masterkenai7098]

The hype be there tho

[@happygecko]

Good video

[@forkliftcertifed123]

9:47 troodon.exe has stopped working

[@tel6126]

3:01 "NOT AVIAN dinosaur" ..... *poetry*

[@zebrahunter6956]

She means it's not a bird, not that it lacks avian features

[@tel6126]

@@zebrahunter6956 yeah, I know, I've only appreciate the fact thath she distinguished the dinosaurs in avian (birds) and not avian, and I've liked this scientific accuracy, because it's a little known information :)

[@ivanplays755]

I swear the sounds from the ovis is like the sheep sounds in Minecraft

[@Dinossword]

Next ones I see as medium if that be the plan

[@Some_one626]

I love the Helena story

[@trace_destroyer7469]

This shuold be on the movei its so good(sorry about my grammar)

[@CringyFandoms]

Imagine this voice actor got cast as Helena in the animated series

[@geckocraft7948]

Didn’t even know the sea scorpion was a thing till I watched this

[@Septor-xc4xr]

11:59 wait woah woah, children on the ark? Since when was that a thing? Weve never seen children mentioned on the island right? What's the lore behind them? Are they chosen from different points in time like the other survivors, or were they made by the survivors on the island? If so, do those children also have implants or do they not? So many questions

[@williamjin9540]

HYPE

[@cristofer2585]

Lets go

[@hutch6763]

Yeasssssss

[@imychriss]

7:19 correction, sheeple

[@arkar6710]

Finally

[@peterwerley8380]

Already is nostalgic. Tbh I just wish you could play like how it was intended lol

[@NeddyTheNoodle]

What's stopping anyone from playing how it was intended?

[@hyperion9793]

@@NeddyTheNoodle long list: Toxic af pvp servers, broken as shit clipping, cheaters everywhere, etc. Playing on pvp servers is always a terrible idea. Like never do it. You're gonna spend weeks working, then some shitter with an rpg tears it apart.

[@peterwerley8380]

Ya the offical servers have like never worked.

[@peterwerley8380]

But hey thanks for replying man. I've been telling everyone i know who plays about you and some other guys who may be interested. You guys are making a fantastic production

[@ausraptor9602]

LETS FUCKING GO

[@Skibidirizz24]

Hype

[@DipUniversal]

Game idea: Ark but not only ancient creatures but (more) kaiju and alien species or even bio mechanical creatures

[@Clownofasurvivor]

Yeeeesss

[@DJCOOL101]

Hol up. There are CHILDREN on the island?!

[@NeddyTheNoodle]

Emphasis on this section: 0:11

[@DJCOOL101]

@@NeddyTheNoodle But I guess it would make sense. I mean, the ARKs were made to avoid the war and element corruption, besides, i wouldn't doubt people get "funky" on the ARKs.

[@Ineedmoney544]

*Microraptor attacking phiomia* alpha Rex in the background😎😎

[@holygerbil1275]

10:37 missed opportunity to show impressive rex army

[@AspiLeo]

That dude on the tail of triceratops…

[@peabrain6872]

are you sure the voice actress’s name isnt laurel?

[@Weird_and_normal_people]

Yaaa

[@nkemjikaononuju6423]

Will you do dossier videos of modded creatures, like Additional Creatures 2?

[@NeddyTheNoodle]

Nope. The Helena Dossier videos are only on Helena's Dossiers, hence the name.

[@level-upgavin4116]

6:40 Hillbilly detected. 😳😳

[@NeddyTheNoodle]

Freakin Jelizaveta hahaha