Ark Survival Evolved - Megalodon Hunt!!!

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[@warbeastdx]

that shark chose death over all the trouble that would have followed if it was tamed by you guys

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

For a second I swear I heard it say "I have become Land Shark". Then it made a sound like Simon dying.

[@Gamerafighter76]

Good way of looking at it, since, y’know, things tend to die a lot around this bunch of idiots.

[@trautsj]

@@Gamerafighter76 TBH the water animals have fared better on average because they just forget them somewhere and never do anything with them.

[@Gamerafighter76]

@@trautsj Good point.

[@ringofasho7721]

It irritates me that they still don't know to make the jellyfish tranqs

[@jonathanjohnson6727]

'I'm not gonna say you're weak, because you're a lady and I'm a gentleman, but you're inferior.' - Thick 2019

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

That didn’t sound very good

[@raging_gamer95]

Watch out for the feminists lol

[@floydbarnes8242]

Sounds fine. Replace with one better

[@jjsouls6986]

Lol who quotes the lamest charicter from the neebs crew? Thick sucks ass

[@grimmreaper9005]

"DON'T FOLLOW IT DOWN DIPSHIT"

[@jennaashford8739]

I remember the time when all we could see was Neebs screen! U guys have come so far I'm rlly happy for u x

[@happycouple6711]

Hell yeah. I'm gonna keep trying to spread the word.

[@Gamerafighter76]

Eeyup.

[@olCoyote]

Remember battlefield friends tho

[@ebaronwilliams6051]

"You almost Thick'd everyone!" . . " Wait, what?!" xD I cant breathe

[@shannonmoore9981]

He's becoming self aware...

[@Asertix357]

I nearly fell over when I heard that.

[@Freekyeight]

he has got to the point of not realizing it is about him and just saying it cause everyone else says it lol

[@Asertix357]

@@Freekyeight I guess you could say he's in the Thick of it now?

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

That almost brought tears to my eyes. I am grabbing the audio of that for a ringtone.

[@rhondab107]

Appsro, glad you’re enjoying the peanuts! Thanks for the shoutout 💕hahaha p.s. sorry they tried to kill you

[@gregsouvorin5487]

You have a place in history with that shoutout!! 😆🥰

[@johnfukumoto6232]

Simon was the only one who fought a brood mother since everyone else died to the ape boss.

[@catstheidiot3517]

John Fukumoto megapiticus? ithink thats how u spell it

[@jordanhoffman2605]

"You almost Thick'd everyone" -Thick44

[@Sgt.whitetaild88r]

What

[@hun8978]

So true and it sounded so natural too.

[@danielbulthuis5110]

Wait what 😂😂 love how he noticed what he said

[@cartercampbell9172]

"Im not gonna say you're weak, because youre a lady, and im a gentlemen. But you are inferior, and we need to replace you." Good god thick!

[@JunkTrunk11]

As a 29 year old woman, I can officially say I look forward to these like Saturday morning cartoons.

[@גלאלון-ד1ב]

Its a video game

[@elinicoritale6384]

As a 31 year old "man", me too xD

[@azzzanadra]

will be a good thing to watch with the kids if you have any, or with the parents.

[@eliasdaw5088]

as a individual of an age usually disregarded as a diverse group who cannot enjoy the pleasure of animated entertainment I to look forward to this as my indulgence of time off antics

[@azzzanadra]

@@eliasdaw5088 woah there buddy, you are reaching your inner british right now

[@ArchangelExile]

Woo hoo! My Saturday morning cartoons have started! :)

[@luke769animations]

Yep! It’s great!

[@Grey0618]

Me too! Woo!

[@Cat_of_Wisdom]

It’s funny because it’s the middle of the night when the video came 😊

[@ArchangelExile]

@@Cat_of_Wisdom Lol, it's night now here as of this posting

[@Gamerafighter76]

Eeyup.

[@stackx9504]

What happened to the Deinonychus is exactly why the Megalodon beached itself lol if he was gonna die he was gonna do it his way!

[@perineum6]

LOL

[@williammorris5965]

Shoulda named Simons wyvern whoopi coldberg!

[@br0knt0ilets3at9]

The spin off series, Sal and Noodles, has been cancelled due to an accident on set

[@dub2459]

He is now a limp noodle :(

[@demark8262]

@@dub2459 to soon

[@Gamerafighter76]

dub2459 Eeyup.

[@greenblazer4167]

The accident was totally Thicks fault! RIP Cooter!

[@hawk535]

@@greenblazer4167 he got thucked

[@markcomeau82]

you guys should taxidermy your favorite animals when they die. You could have a whole hall dedicated to the deceased. *Edit: Just imagine if Cooter got stuffed and was still around to talk to.

[@swirdyy3654]

I think u can taxidermy alive animals??

[@triple_A_rockhound]

i agree lol i forgot about that

[@nathanwilliams4005]

"If Cooter got stuffed." I think there is a sexual joke in there somewhere.

[@aintthatsomething365]

@@swirdyy3654 do you know how taxidermy works?

[@rain-ve8mt]

@@aintthatsomething365 I know this comment was a year ago but you can taxidermy live animals in ark I think

[@Rollimbones]

Not gonna lie, I peed a little during the Dragon fight. Thought they all were going to get Thick'd for sure. Great episode guys! Thanks for the weekend treat!

[@Rollimbones]

@Galore duke That's a good call my dude. 44 is right where it should be.

[@daemonofdecay]

In this episode, Appsro gets wet and is stimulated by tentacles while Neebs watches.

[@hi.a.f.gaming150]

LMAO

[@BDSquirrel]

Sounds like that Japanese tentacle p0rn

[@supergluehotty]

I read the comment as it happened.

[@Gamerafighter76]

It suits Appsro.

[@sebcruz9197]

I’m so proud of you Thick. Ur finally accepting the Thick’d term.

[@rodneyfeaster6329]

5:44 through 5:46 “You almost Thick’d everyone wait what” -Thick44 #Thick44forpresident

[@michaelmcilvain4086]

You can actually hear Simon and Dora's ovaries produce estrogen. So beautiful....

[@alexgamingforfun6453]

You should get a pack of deinonychus for when you fight. The odds of them dying are highly reduced.

[@richardingame]

Find an oil vein and put a pump on it you will have more oil then you can ever use! Please like so they see.

[@Meatwad440]

As soon as Thick said "I have to make a stop first" I thought for sure the wyvern was dead.

[@wanheda74]

I thought he was gonna attempt to get a fire wyvern. Glad he didn't. 😳☺️

[@confuisus_0577]

I love u guys

[@jasonvannier6853]

No matter the cost! Do it! Did you do the latch on? Yes... What did it cost? EVERYTHING!

[@lolafromoz]

I guess that abc series just got cancelled. RIP Noodles

[@CheapHomemadeProdux]

Appsro and neebs always seem like casual professionals getting all their goals accomplished... then it switches over to the others lol

[@lilchaps]

JUST TURN YOUR HUD ON NOBODY MINDS! PLEASE GIVE US SOME GAMEPLAY AS WELL AS CINEMATIC FOOTAGE

[@dylanwatkins4735]

finally someone has said it. im not a big fan of roleplay and their Original minecraft was how i wish they did everything

[@hilavoc8461]

Just turn your HUD on. Nobody minds

[@survivalveteran4031]

My preference as well.

[@Sbohm2002]

I am really enjoying team Dora and Simon (Sora? maybe) Mostly because Neebs ins't there yelling at them every 2 minutes.

[@wetblanketnoob6434]

No, maybe Dimon......like a reggae sounding rare gem.

[@jjsouls6986]

I just wish thicm would fuck off. Simon and dora are funny as fuck. Then thick comes in and makes it LAME. Thick is such a douch bag

[@randomperson6351]

Team Dim? 😉👍🏻

[@jjsouls6986]

@@randomperson6351 dim? Dora in simion? Like butt stuff?

[@boldestbanana]

JJ souls he’s legit just helping them out. Calm down there little boy

[@liquidvenom0281]

Thick you can whistle passive when ur in a fight and the dragon would stop fighting and follow you

[@TheGoober]

Was anyone else excited that appsro may discover a new in game "drug" when they killed the jellyfish. so disappointed when they didnt harvest it.

[@synthsin75]

Wow, McHale's navy. Now that's a timely reference.

[@chriswoodend2036]

Missed opportunity not naming her "Wonder Wyvern"

[@Rando423]

You guys know aberration is in Valguiro it’s a cave

[@MacDelta]

Yeah but without the Aberration threat

[@rabidsmiles]

It's like a Chuck E Cheese version of AB though...

[@shaydakendall8282]

@@rabidsmiles yeah but the tames would be op.

[@wanheda74]

They play on pc so all the aberration dinos should be there. 🤞

[@DigitalLibrarian]

The diplodocus should be named Baywatch because "She's good for running on the beach in slow motion". Also, she does not get berries.

[@h3llb1lly889]

If yall want oil, theres oil veins all over the map. Just make an oil pump and you'll have all you'll ever need. Trust me.

[@hotimportknight]

I wouldn't make a pump... I've placed 3 down already and have about 15 in storage just from the drops. Every high level drop only seems to give scorched loot and nothing else, in my red drops I get like 3 flame thrower ammo BP's every time because the loot pool seems stupidly limited. Lymantria, mantis, rock golem saddles, chain saws, oil pumps, and adobe BP's etc. are all that I get in red drops. Getting multiple of the same ammo or building BP's from the same drop annoys me so much!

[@ozeej2258]

god it feels like a child again waking up and watching tv

[@Jirelle01]

There is a small cave not to far from Neebs’ and Appsro’s base that is chuck full of oil!!

[@jonathanjohnson6727]

Leveling animals in Ark.....Who woulda thought that'd be key to the game there Simon?

[@testefy-hd7524]

Calling the kettle black statement of the month: "You almost THICKED, Everyone!, wait what?" - THICK44, SIMON = GOLD

[@liluzisquirt7300]

Thick if only there was a way you can see the name of your dragon...

[@TheLoraxshadenough]

Wyvern*

[@liluzisquirt7300]

Dennis Baillargeon it’s a big ass flying reptile that breathes fire. I’m calling it a dragon

[@TheLoraxshadenough]

@@liluzisquirt7300 ok, you're wrong but that's your choice

[@PlntPeace]

@@liluzisquirt7300 it doesn't breathe fire either, it an Ice Wyvern. Boy you're absolutely clueless aren't ya

[@TheLoraxshadenough]

@@stormageddondarklordofall3048 thanks

[@jynx3662]

You all separated was fun for a bit. But more hectic hilarity ensues when all together!

[@Keihryon]

You guys need to make a Sea Lab in the underground ocean

[@xsquidlerx3016]

at the top left of the map is a huge oil deposit area and crystals pls upvote to they see lol

[@killerwhale2419]

“ we don’t have many friends people don’t like us” thinks back to the bird army on extinction

[@S0LIXUS]

yup... which imo personally ruined it for me as a viewer .. would have been different if it was for King Titan but it was for the weakest Titan the first time around.. and instead i'd have much rather have seen Patreons or maybe other KZbinrs come in for that make it more interesting.. like they did with The Gimp on Ragnarok.

[@ZombieBarioth]

@S0LIXUS As cool as that would be, coordination is a major issue with collaborations, especially with other KZbinrs as they have their own schedules to follow. That's why they don't normally do it.

[@DuckDecoy13]

21:06 you guys need more of that kind of dino (4 or more of them) to kill the big dinos

[@Ragnarok6664]

How does ARK even work, history/sci-fi/ fantasy crammed into one..

[@fireelemen6]

Thick: "I just wanna see something first" Me: "This wyvern is getting Thicked isn't it?"

[@granty7800]

I really love how Simon and dorlingus have the most tames

[@stonetooth2506]

Favorite part is when Appsro spoke dolphin. I recently finished my solo run on the island and have begun the center map. I am naming my tames after you all. In honor of all the great videos you put out. Thanks!

[@stevenhooten4275]

"You almost THICKED everyone" wait what lmao

[@odinswolf_766]

Oh no not a trike they are tough....*sends new low level dino after a bronto. Thick-"yeah but I get kills" Simon and Dora -"yeah but we get killed"

[@D.E.M1]

Geez thick finding a broodmother spider...I have arachnophobia...it’s also a boss too just so you know.

[@MacDelta]

Yeah but you get nothing from it

[@jessicakday1985]

@@MacDelta uuuhhh yea you do. A helpful load of chitin for one

[@directxhitsgaming8158]

I usually watch pvp stuff but I only been watching these lately. Great stuff guys looks like you are having a blast (most of the time) 😂

[@daniellec3225]

I wasn't aware the broodmother could be tamed.. thick is about to get people thicked isn't he?

[@metamaster646]

Thick attempting to tame a psuedo boss that was immune to being knocked out last I played? Yeah hes gonna get fucked up

[@dustinyancey2194]

That's going to be a great episode

[@TheDoorToLight]

I love the fact that Dora and Simon are essentially a married couple in this

[@dragothromak6261]

Mc Hale’s navy?! Friggin throwback Saturday lol

[@gobargau9011]

G’day guys it’s Gobarg/jack and I just wanted to say thank you for your kind words and thoughts from your stream. Love you guys so much I’d even let you buy me a beer!

[@chrisgriffin4012]

We need a dancing Diplo t-shirt

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

Jesus... you guys are killing tames before you even tame them now... amazing...

[@drogon3435]

always count on Ark to place an annoying amount of dinos right in the way of EVERYTHING! lol

[@GameHopping]

The bronto was pretty high level considering what it took to kill it. Not a good test target.

[@mdlrkn2010]

If Thick causes the Thicking of something that Thick tamed, is it still considered to have been Thicked?

[@elinicoritale6384]

Of course it is.

[@BruderEngel]

If anyone can cause something to be Thick'd it is the OG Thick.

[@fireidar]

The reason the wyvren was following the corpse down was it was on harvest. MOST predator dinos are on harvest and do it automatically at a kill\corpse around it. Switch it off in the dinos menu. Also the level of the stamina depends on it's ability to latch on and STAY on. Build up the stamina and you'll get better action that way, that is when you tame a new one.

[@nishbrown]

Good advice, but that makes too much sense for them to pay attention to.

[@bexyboo97]

Am I the only one who's been struggling with volume control on the resent videos? Like talking is all fine but when the music starts its LOUD

[@DRAVEN-h8u]

Rip thick 44.

[@ivandrago7546]

Remember. You don't have to outrun the bear, you have to outrun Simon and then he'll get Thicked.

[@Cat_of_Wisdom]

My mom removed my phone because I use it a lot when I knew U guys made a vid I took my phone and stayed in the bathroom

[@traumaticghost7650]

Hey guys, not sure if yall figured it out by now but the deino hit box for the pounce attack is actually huge, the fangs indicate when to attack, just jump once you see the red fangs. The trailer was actually pretty spot on with how easy it is. Very small health pool though even at high levels. Great video as usual though!

[@traumaticghost7650]

Oh it can also scale mountains and walls easy as pie.

[@jameskarg3240]

"dont follow it down!" While this games design is amazing, the AI has ALWAYS been horrible...

[@P1K3L]

Man I love you guys, best channel ever!

[@southernantman]

Everytime I watch a video I have to go play that game lol.

[@PugPal7598]

They should have titled this "Thick trys to tame the broodmother"

[@elementdragon9719]

Name the next ice wyvern Frost wing pls

[@liluzisquirt7300]

Simon with that Tri-State area reference

[@GerryBolger]

Shark hunting? Nasty business sharks, very dangerous. Not as dangerous as lightning though. Discuss...

[@arkivist22]

FYI you can’t tame the broodmother and great video

[@eingoluq]

It's nice to see Simon actually enjoy himself playing the game.

[@happycouple6711]

I'm gonna try. Hope they see this. Bolas don't stack effect and it has a 10 cool down. And you need high level dinos. Deinonychus can climb(Kinda). Wingsuits break your armor. Lassos do work Appsro.

[@emotionalcontentmediaunltd2267]

Funny story neebs, my dad was a fisherman for many years as his profession. Manta rays, or skates are often used as fake scallops. They just punch the wings and it looks like a scallop. Tastes very very similar. How to tell the difference is, scallops are not completely round. So if your scallop looks like a perfect circle, its not a scallop.

[@gromlek8327]

I love your shows, but you guys either pretend to be, or are, real idiots. You turn off your hud's and consistently send your dino's into bad situations. With your hud's off you can't track your dino's health, same with sending them in on their own. I really don't get the no hud thing, doesn't bother me at all to have them visible, if anything I would prefer to see them, I like knowing whats going on.

[@j42productions]

Start of that last scene sounded like they were trying to get a baby to breast feed and it was going horribly wrong haha

[@brettdreedm6742]

Are you guys aware that there is actually a radio in the game? Like a legit radio that works properly lol probably would work/look better then a GPS XD still love the videos tho. Simon and Appsro are still the best btw =D

[@georgelemoi7958]

You guys should really use some of the bio toxin from those jellies to make better tranq make a fridge first though cause they do spoil

[@PlntPeace]

The shark swam ashore because he was on the "Tranq Run"... You have to recognize that moment all dino's get to a certain point when you tranq them and you have to steer them appropriately.. how after 3 years do you guys not know this shit yet ?

[@deussalt8108]

I think the last 7 days to die video was the catalyst that broke my wife. I was watching this laying in bed with her and our baby and she made me hold it out where she could see too. They both laughed at berry bitchs level up dance.

[@SherioCheers]

I have over 2k hours played in this game... and I love watching you guys play while I play!

[@richardingame]

Sherio88 I’m at almost 6000 hours and I do too! 😁

[@Bug_Sikkema]

“You almost Thick’d everyone” -Thick

[@terminalsarcasm]

Part of me was kinda hoping for Dairy Queen Latifah to die in that dragon fight because it would be a hell of a lot more epic than how Simon's gonna end up killing it.

[@HexLabz]

"Noodles, you learned how to die." -Thick44

[@geoffcunningham6896]

my fluffy raptors worked just fine not sure whats going on with your game lol

[@StacieMMeier]

They were new to it. Mine work well likewise. Give them time and a high level Fluffy and they shall be a terror to other dinos. :D

[@cheazzila2906]

The deinonychus(NOODLES) doesnt take fall damage.

[@jogould1045]

You need to spend on stamina for the deinonychus to latch on for longer. Also they are awesome fun latching onto argentavis. :)

[@mr.texahoan]

I can't believe Rhonda tried to assassinate Appsro with peanuts. This is why we can't have nice thing.

[@ViolentKisses87]

Hey Anthony, there is super small 80 sub channel called Legendary Lineage that makes ARK videos. I mention them because they just as much work into their vids as you guys editing and polishing but don't get nearly the love from viewership they deserve. Bonus its a Its a father daughter team which is super cute. No affiliation to them just liked their content and hoped you might give them a shout out.

[@elmariachi5133]

Simon's naming repertoire is so uninspired. I really hope Thick changes it back..

[@justblazen_4206]

I clicked so fast 😂😂 Love you guys. Thought you should know that 😁

[@BlueBerryDM]

Thats a lie! You know we love you guys thick! Summon the warrior army theyll ride with u guys on the 10 seater! Lol

[@d.w.saurus5831]

to latch onto enemy dinos i think you either right click or press the C key while riding the dye-non-ah-cus

[@ongod1255]

You can’t tame the broodmother. And, just FYI, it has 365k health