arma 3: the nightmare vacation

it started as a peaceful retreat...
and ended in a nightmare...
Thanks to Sput for playing Arma with me
/ sput
I'm currently filming my next video through Twitch, would love to see you there! / charborgg
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music used: docs.google.co...
lyrics:
Why'd you have to go and fu****g kidnap me
Taking all my things isn't really necessary
I just wanna see Europe
Leave Marvin, just tour it
Two shades and a France map
Wait a minute, this is England
THANKS FOR THE PATREON SUPPORT
(Patrons get my videos a day or two early)
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[@loydii21]

5:49 "Yeah I'm good man. Are you okay?" After being hit by a car and still laying on the floor. What a cool dude.

[@patch-fm]

Yeah.

[@Jun-Kyard]

Serve and Protect

[@lasagnaboy4728]

People say cars 2 is a bad film, yet it teaches us the dangers of domestic terrorism

[@KiiroiKodomo]

🚗

[@ichangedmyname0001]

🚕

[@bleachpain9067]

Car emoji

[@Cumdaemon]

[Insert Car emoji and or ok hand emoji]

[@rileyracies8624]

so like every other spy film?

[@Jack_Stalker]

Huh, Charborg literally won a race without moving an inch. I guess the story about the "Hare and the Tortoise" is true.

[@nah456]

its tortoise and the hare you mongoloid

[@austinjackson7103]

Hares get shot

[@Berd]

MARVIN

[@RO-nm2kl]

oh hello there dad

[@emirk.andluisak.4542]

Didn't know Berd watches Charborg

[@virgin7624]

@@emirk.andluisak.4542 who wouldn’t

[@knatspray]

The new WILSON

[@ron9365]

berd watching charborg is very epic

[@aidenpost4493]

you know charborg is the highest tier RPer when he turns people who unironically act like that and make, at least the one, lighten up and laugh not at themselves or their "position".

[@Zuthar13]

another video by my favorite fish

[@Cumdaemon]

Dad, where have you been?

[@Immortal_Fish]

this comment triggers me >:(

[@anthonyedney420]

This comment is gay

[@kaigrote8630]

IT'S THE VULTURE

[@jimmybean420]

he is a fish but i am better because i am beans

[@killerashtray1396]

“Ill crack the window and breathe out the little crack “ Proceeds to poke a hole in the glass with the strong finger

[@marin607]

I JUST READ THIS COMMENT ON THE SAME MOMENT HE WAS SAYING THIS

[@killerashtray1396]

Maria *VACUMM INHALE*

[@AquaFPS]

this was the best.

[@knight1706]

Go away nerdy

[@Bobbob-wq7bf]

Aqua you can’t watch this you can only watch Tarkov

[@db3951]

Shut up aqua

[@shaw6812]

Wonder when these three will notice this was a comment from over a year ago

[@thomasarrington156]

Shut up aqua

[@jacobb.9181]

"What did I tell you about worshipping deities on the side of the road"

[@alexanderwilliams6301]

They thought they were robbing you when really they were just giving you content

[@BigSteak]

The crack in the window bit is the most subtle and clever joke my eyes have ever witnessed

[@oli1746]

Charborg: 'Are you GOD?' Harold: 'I'm... Harold' Seems to be pretty legit.

[@chebypattern]

I just wanted to comment that xd

[@MrKoffeeKup]

"Stay here in the darkness". -Sith Lord Harold Moore

[@uncledaisy]

Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.

[@tjdiddy]

When the guy got hit by their car and asked if they were okay I cried from laughter.

[@mitchelllipshus]

'Can you hear me?' 'I can't hear, I think something happened to my ears" 'Well the fact that you are referencing that conversation determines that you can in fact hear me' Absolute gold!

[@invictusmaneo3439]

3:45 This just might be the best reply that could have been uttered

[@mrchewtoy]

"I forgot to eat" "Gotta eat"

[@GrungogamingXx]

Boys gotta eat boys gotta have his supper

[@leljdam3189]

11:06 _In the distance:_ *(aw it hurt)*

[@ThDctr-uy7or]

Sometime you got to talk about your process these videos seem like the perfect mix of plan and unplanned every time.

[@hooogahooga2909]

Welcome back pops! I'm already disappointed in you.

[@TheDutchRevolution]

The thing I like the most about your videos is that I never seem to quite know for sure what is actually planned beforehand and what you guys are actually improvising. Every video is a masterpiece.

[@valklept]

Ah yes another wonderful video! Love how well these are made... I forget these aren't movies!

[@simeonbelgrave]

legendary, when "Marvin" popped up in subtitles at the end I died laughing

[@Chris-df4ds]

"Robbing I dont give a shit, but texting is where i draw the line young man" probably my favorite line

[@Guesticle]

"Our father in heaven, Harold be thy name"

[@dokidoki777]

Hey Charborg, I met you earlier this night on a GMod MilitaryRP. I'm the Orange Guy. Just right after you left I sent you a message, but it was too late. All I wanted to say is that I hope you feel better. Take care of yourself Charborg. Love, Jericho Osman.

[@erratichomelessmanwithagun6726]

How nice

[@yes1292]

nice dude

[@flexygoo1295]

The RP master of the universe ladies and gentlemen

[@SONOFKORUPT76]

"I'll just scoop him up" best line 😂

[@kola7106]

The fact that charborg takes a while to upload is what makes the videos feel so special.

[@LiquidJamesTheHighDragon]

Marvin made two accounts to dislike the video

[@marvin8267]

How dare you accuse me of such things

[@NinthYard]

Marvin Friedman yeah we were wrong you made 28 accounts...

[@jepp6419]

38*

[@james_m01]

56*

[@Oversneeze]

Now we don't know

[@ChadrickThundercrocks]

I absolutely love every video of yours because at the end there's a different rap. That's the biggest thing I look forward too!

[@agreyplaugedr8747]

Imagine being in a van and a yellow car and it exploded and later when getting gas the same car has gone army men in it kidnap you

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Still waiting on that awesome rap album charborg

[@LightCrib2]

"Huh. Out of gas." I love you, Charborg.

[@AlmaHitting]

Watching old vids cuz i cant get enough of chardaddy.

[@AngryHandstands]

dude your outros are good enough that i want a full song so i'll be here waiting

[@justgo_with_itdear]

This is exactly what I need to make my day a little better thanks doorborg

[@swagcat7779]

I wasn't expecting that ending, but holy shit it's MARVIN

[@taktoja1699]

Barber: long or short? Charborg:yes

[@brandongerlord6997]

Charborg did WHAT in Europe?!

[@carleduave2022]

"His mom is probably more worried about the car"

[@EOCmodernRS]

I remember watching you when you had like 20k something subs. It just keeps getting better and better xD

[@darth_osas7527]

The fact that chardaddy literally makes a song at the end of every video is legitness

[@kalikartoonz7656]

i love the ending songs in every vid

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

Its not everyday that I watch Charborg, only on special occasions; Its like Christmas morning watching his videos!

[@Stalkerfan498]

It's just an average day for the poor tourist in England when a couple paramilitary guys with scars and M4s rob you and take you hostage. Last time I went, they didn't even let me see the Taj Mahal, just drove me out to the (quite beautiful) English-Scott border desert and buried me up to my neck on top of a tall dune. 2/10, still got a sick farmer's tan.

[@Blueshirt38]

Father Fish, you can never know the depth of my love for you.

[@Dead_Shoulders]

"Looks like a car but it could be anything" 4:57

[@aFuzzyDinosaur]

Fun fact, Altis is a scale recreation of the Greek island Lemnos

[@Schticky]

"I gotta be home before 9:30, or my mom shoots me" "Well what time is it now?" "1:00 I was just letting you guys know ahead of time" I dont know why this killed me so bad

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

The rap outros never get old

[@nullusvitae5585]

Thankyou for using the Hyper Light Drifter soundtrack for the Marvin appearance

[@bloodledge]

Dude your raps at the end of videos still slap

[@microprogramming]

Arma 3? More like, Farma tree! gottem.

[@ezratn941]

Lol

[@hostofemberstimbo7500]

@@a-bv5ss Mama free? more like, Schwarma Please!

[@Mecha_Hitler]

@@hostofemberstimbo7500 More like fuck you.

[@leahclough904]

This is not a comment All of the media: seems legit.

[@tlddruidkilla]

More like pharmacy

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

I love it. Ty. Never stop making outros like that ;(

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

I never got that Titanfall 2 review. This is a wonderful consolation prize but it is not 1st place 😡

[@breezeshooter42]

"What did I tell you about worshipping dieties you found on the side of the road?"

[@RootOnion]

Remember kids, never forget to eat.

[@prodby-titan]

Plot Twist: Marvin is the leader of the robbers

[@GodAndAmericaLoverBigMacHambur]

Hyper light drifter music!! 👌👌👌👌👌

[@pop-vk6gs]

1:37 Ken Tuckey been teaching him some yoga

[@BanditoBurrito]

2:37 WOW, this really IS Europe!

[@tonythemurderingtiger8140]

Wow

[@MAS7s]

Post-game beats are always such a treat.

[@chaoticcar6231]

Plot twist: Charborg is actually Marvin or marvin is charborg

[@BakedGlock23]

“Do you have any idea how stupid you look right now?” -Wearing two pairs of glasses

[@spoonkid]

great video as always also loved the beat at the end

[@JamerClips]

It's been 3 months since you've uploaded a video. Come back Charborg.

[@dotsdot5608]

He's twitch streaming. Luckily This guy has recently been archiving it in YT kzbin.info/door/X_NQPpJ_efhJDUcJ7JWTWA

[@MrJakacool]

i love you more than myself

[@sirtanjung35p]

The u gei

[@BizKwikTwist]

The END lolololol MY CHEST FREAKING HURTSSSS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@ivannpetermagerman2727]

Oh the Dead Rising music in the start was perfect

[@MrGgata]

This is comedic genius Charborg

[@sunpi]

The thumbnail . Me trying to get a good angle

[@yerchick]

This is amazing. Like a movie or something

[@nickpohl8697]

Once again, this is my new favorite video

[@RyanS-w9t]

"Oh my lord he's good at yoga!"

[@prymexxxx]

The beat at the end is hard af.

[@ilikecrabs1]

Literally the best content on youtube

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

10/10 hostage would kidnap again

[@glit1018]

Boys I love these frickin videos too much!

[@Terrapin-gw6bb]

11:34 "I think he'll recover from that to be honest with you." 🤣🤣

[@arcaneusumbra1539]

I really like the outros you make for your videos

[@adyncase]

The End Raps Get Better and Better.

[@oopy354]

always enjoy your story driven content

[@sinnnymph]

i LOVE the music you use in your videos :) v good upload overall thank u chardad

[@sinnnymph]

and the beat you made is fuckin sick TBH

[@ThDctr-uy7or]

"I'll just crack the window"

[@TheLookaas]

Gas station robbery with high powered assault rifles and military uniforms.

[@mohamednail1707]

you can say they are war (*CRIMINAL*) im sorry for that horrible joke

[@n1ls53]

It was marvin all along

[@bfgsnyky2307]

Getting robbed by a group of dudes is scary until you remember about your suicide vest

[@veerikav1662]

Marvin feels neglected

[@Limescale12]

this was the best charborg episode

[@janesmith1840]

Hey chardoor I really love the Hyper Light Drifter sound effects keep it up

[@henchmanb]

This channel is AMAZING. love this content

[@Holmeis]

i love your content man, please never stop.

[@James-gn2tf]

The horrors of tourism of Europe as you can see. The maan wants to see the i fell tower, but is robbed by good-mannered gentlemen.

[@zamorbruh]

Ah yes finally a good video on KZbin❤️love you char daddy

[@shapedokkan]

5:43 what a good sumaritan

[@KG-yz7tr]

I instinctively looked away when he zoomed in on the fake sun

[@draytonis]

my favorite episode of friends

[@pangey2523]

this game actually looks pretty good love your videos

[@lukas-vo9fj]

Cool FlyingLotus Blade Runner music in the back