I sabotaged our submarine to make money

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Buck - / bucklington
Criken - / criken
Lawlman - / lawlman
Strippin - / strippin
Tomato - / tomato
I was being paid 1% of what everyone else made. So my solution was to strip our ship of everything valuable and sell it in secret. I was eventually caught and was forced to start a revolution. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights

[@colpekker]

The best part is Criken accidentally gave him 10 while giving everyone else 100 and he kept on with the joke leading to this whole downfall

[@Leopardts]

I love that hahaha

[@mrsexy5680]

For once the context makes it 10x funnier

[@bobransom4359]

Wait he did it on accident I was live and didn’t know it was a treasure of a stream

[@Cheddarhead7]

It was definitely not an accident lol

[@huan_4life]

It wasn't an accident

[@gaysex9336]

It's a shame Charborg missed it when Harold left the submarine to go mining, got left behind, and then got sucked into the sub's engine while trying to get back in.

[@hashbrown777]

Stamp?

[@gaysex9336]

​@@hashbrown777 It happened off screen, but I'm pretty sure the doctor's treating Harold at 22:12

[@hashbrown777]

@@gaysex9336 ah, so like if you were watching the captains stream? Bugger. I was hoping it was something off to the side they just missed, Ive seen a few of those lately

[@gaysex9336]

@John Cake No u

[@ElectroMage1821]

@John Cake THIS JUST IN GAY SEX IS A HERO

[@systemreb00ted]

"I'm thinking of maybe buying a granola bar." "Oooh, big spender here." I'm fucking crying this shit is so funny.

[@mohammedabb985]

A big spender XD

[@shmorffunny]

“I AM AWARE HE HAS FUCKING ORGAN DAMAGE! UNFORTUNATELY WE DON’T HAVE WAYS TO CURE ORGAN DAMAGE BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN DOESN’T BUY ME MEDICAL SUPPLIES!” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard ps. i’m not quite sure what he said at the very end of that quote so sorry if i got it wrong

[@getfreur2458]

That gave flashbacks from my company healthcare.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Even in video games I can’t escape abuse from my corporate overlords

[@TheBlackwolf5011]

of course tomato gets one of the best lines in the game. these guys are all so hilarious. charborge didn't even mean to throw the grenade, but it just made a hilarious fiasco for everyone to fix.

[@shmorffunny]

@John Harrell thank you!

[@deadwolf7847]

He lowkey sounded like trevor from gta

[@ledrunkllama2966]

Barotrauma is such an underrated game, there is no better fun I've had than being stranded at the bottom of the ocean in a submarine fast filling with water and a few ill tempered tuna and dinosaurs while my friends and I fight each other and the environment to make it out alive, truly an experience

[@fishygaming793]

i have barotrauma too, and i like it a lot! it is definately underrated.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Sounds like you'd like ss13 then

[@dumbdumbdumb5093]

My favorite part is when the captain is being mean and we need to salvage a beacon station; I abandon ship as the only engineer and hide in my new home :)

[@connerkaniewski3847]

Does it have voice chat like these guys do?

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@connerkaniewski3847 Yes. and text chat as well.

[@firstcurse5891]

"Alright, you guys keep CPR-ing these two dangling boys I'm gonna go buy fentanyl" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard anyone say on this channel

[@Elizabean1984]

Tomato's a Chad. I've watched him since I was 8.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Ah yes, my favorite medical painkiller, an opioid more powerful than heroin

[@Dover939]

@@aperturescienceguy2737 Also something that would totally not be appropriate on this scenario due to respiratory depression. Ketamine would have been a better choice

[@conit4125]

Reminds me of when Sarge got shot in the head in Red vs Blue

[@xdarin_]

I love how the captain didn't pay shit to his crew and barely survived because the doctors couldn't afford actual medicine.

[@asiangaming8409]

Karma

[@eds1057]

In Criken’s POV you see how he could hear most of the private conversations Booger had which made a rewatch more hilarious lol

[@KasparonPL]

"Captain, i got bad news. We acctually don't have MORPHINE for you. buddy, because i don't have any f*cking money!"

[@SparoTheSpider]

The funniest part is, watching it from Tomato's perspective, he warned people multiple times about this exact scenario. Kinda poetic.

[@blackoutlol2857]

3:44 “captain I can’t even buy a granola bar I’m so broke” “and?” Say what you will about him but the captain at least had confidence when he said that lol.

[@GDRunny]

"I literally can't buy food" "OK and? Lol"

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Gives me Big Ben Shapiro “if youre homeless just buy a house” energy

[@iwi2042]

Is it just me or was the audio of the captain completely quiet I couldn't hear a hing he said

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

@@PartnershipsForYou Ben Shapiro never said them lmao

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

@@iwi2042 His mic volume was probably just set lower in settings

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Tamto: *witnesses Booger taking the captain hostage* Also Tamto: *proceeds to aid in welding the door shut*

[@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN]

I think my favorite scene is when the Captain starts threatening different crew members with "Booger wages" if they act up.

[@memeconfirmed1646]

Bro Charborg, I'm just really happy you're consistently uploading now, I'm personally not a twitch guy, so this makes me really happy you've been uploading frequently. I love your sense of humor bro, keep it up.

[@Mosaiiic]

Yeah especially cuz this stream was pretty long, I only tune in on the shorter ones.

[@Shifty_fl]

Yeah. Also am not a twitch dude

[@arcadontapapafrita2347]

Also not a twitch guy i don't wanna watch 3 hours of stream

[@sebastiankrauss2768]

Same, especially since im banned from his twitch

[@blackbaby6977]

hes made to be a streamer

[@juancruzsavino3238]

he really gave the man a 10% increase on a 10 credit salary

[@mohammedabb985]

Thats how everyone older than me bargained the hell out of me.

[@OffshoreITguy]

@@blogofbored3224 give this man a gold star.

[@toogafishi]

I mean they're all billionaires and it's gonna crash soon soo.

[@theplayer4664]

imagine paying 5% salary to your engineering team while on a nuclear submarine.... youre ded

[@TheDragonfriday]

Or 10$ per pay while working on a nuclear submarine ship

[@jamiehughes5573]

If I was payed $5 on a nuclear sub , those reactors are gonna go critical

[@You-are-definitely-right-but]

@@jamiehughes5573 I would strip that ship of it’s captain in an instant

[@utes5532]

@@jamiehughes5573 Fun fact, nuclear reactors going critical is a good thing. Criticality is when "each fission releases a sufficient number of neutrons to sustain an ongoing series of nuclear reactions.", aka. doing what it's supposed to. So good of you to keep the reactors in tip-top shape with such low pay, such a dedicated engineer :)

[@jordanp4987]

@@utes5532 Critical reactor *temperatures* are a problem, will result in running out of coolant, and eventual detonation of the assembly. This is important to avoid when it is your sole lifeline kilometers underneath an alien ocean.

[@pch1370]

The roleplaying was so good that I had to constantly remind myself that the guy playing as the captain isn't a dick, he is just doing his role of being a dick really good. He's probably a really cool dude irl, I couldn't have done all that without laughing and remaining in-character for the whole thing.

[@couldbeusabaker7532]

roleplaying assholes is great if done well and the other people around can stand it; Criken can definitely pull a role well and his friends know that he doesn't mean it, so it makes for a hilarious session

[@couchmaster3773]

Y'know, I've noticed that for whatever reason nice people tend to play really convincing villains.

[@p_eabean]

Its the tamest roleplaying as an asshole being played here lol. its just him playing as a nonchalant cheapskate boss

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@couchmaster3773 theirs alot of pent up anger from dealing with everyone's shit.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I ran into criken once in apb shortly after his spine surgery but only skippy responded to me when i messaged them

[@HolyApplebutter]

"I got 10 bucks for my wages, but I hear Harold gets 100." "Oh, you're not supposed to discuss your wages with each other. See, that's your problem there." Corporate America in a nutshell there.

[@RyneVera]

Funfact, you are legally allowed to discuss wages and if your boss says otherwise then they just violated labor laws

[@barrettmamock1373]

I feel like the US has pretty good wage and worker protection laws Theres some countries with real issues like china

[@mrbeast5740]

some countries just have slaves

[@pevlo4085]

@@barrettmamock1373 minimal wage in USA is $7.25 per hour, worker protection laws depend on state some are good, and some are just straight up going into corporates ass

[@barrettmamock1373]

@@pevlo4085 True however, compared to other countries with real human rights violations, and workplace issues. The US is a pretty good place. Unions exist, You can fight for better pay, healthcare, insurance, etc. However in other places, not only is there no federal regulation on the workplace and its safety. (Like OSHA) and occasional tests, procedures, and training. As well as for the most part, you kinda get a choice with what you can do. Places like China, thats not really an option, in places like Bangladesh, or South and Central America.

[@averagesteel9666]

I fucking love Buck, and how his voice goes through a metamorphosis in every conversation.

[@stuglife5514]

“If they won’t pay me my wages, I’ll strip all the copper wire and sell it” every single poor russian solider who’s been assigned to a warehouse for the past 15 years

[@thelol6802]

bro woke up and chosen violence

[@Roggor]

15 years later in Ukraine: "Boris! The tank won't start!"

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

@@Roggor then make it the other version of a tank and fill it with water or something, Improvise adapt and overcome

[@Humongous_Hongonggolongus]

I'd say more like the past 30 years, if look at the military of the 90's with the Chechen war...

[@specialforces3114]

My grandfather was thinking on a whole 'nother level lol. stole a shitton of rubies and sapphires from a church mosaic he disassembled before he fled the soviet union.

[@awesomeserghernandez6389]

Can’t wait for Crikens vid where it portrays Booger as a bigger threat XD loved both sides of the epic battle that was Capt Criken and Booger

[@SteeleGolem]

This is a brilliant case study of the behavior and culture caused by toxic managers.

[@ngastakvakis4425]

"toxic"

[@saphinix5362]

booger single handedly raised the entire crews salary multiple times while gaining nothing, what a hero

[@raehik]

10:58 to 11:26 is great - Criken's "haha see you later" answer is just chef's kiss roleplay

[@FriezaSucks]

Watching these friends have fun in this game with pretend corporate abuse is making me want to burn my job down irl.

[@MrPink-cn5rr]

Nothings is stopping you except everything

[@lentlemenproductions770]

@Scaucy man 2.0 jk jk… unless?

[@PlatoonGoon]

@@MrPink-cn5rr Very few things are stopping anyone. Do you watch American news?

[@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT]

​@@PlatoonGoon Nobody watches that pile of 1960's flaming landfill trash.

[@gabrielc7861]

​@@MrPink-cn5rr Nothing is stopping him, just that he'll be punished after it happened.

[@booperscooper1491]

I was LITERALLY just rewatching old Criken Barotrauma videos, I am so glad you came back to this

[@Henners1991]

"I'm gonna strip the copper wires out of this ship and when we get back to port I'm sellin' em." This is the best Russian Navy simulator I've ever seen!

[@ASDASD34RDFS]

The amnesia set this up perfectly to be a story stuck in an infinite loop. Each time it plays out the same. He finds out he gets 10 credits for apparently no reason at all, goes through all that hassle, ends up hurting himself and the captain with a grenade, only to lose his memory again.

[@foxtooth3571]

"undo the cuffs ill take 5" *proceeds to grab hips and pull in for a kiss* 18:50

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

If I'd known that was going to happen I wouldn't have asked you to take the Cuffs off

[@drunklizard9003]

I love this game so much I preformed an engineering mutiny bc of our paycheck. We made rapid fission accelerators and gave everyone but us radiation poisoning

[@Retrodude12]

what is the game called?

[@yesman4770]

@@Retrodude12 Barotrauma

[@Nope-en9bo]

This is why you pay the guys who make your shit.

[@hihohe4067]

The great thing bout all these barotraumas with the boys is watching multiple peoples POV and seeing everything start to come together

[@JB1996TF]

I like that when Doug undid the handcuffs he pulled him in for a little bit of a kiss too. Very intimate

[@swordleader_anim]

This is so romantic

[@Frogsonfire]

Watching tomatoe’s side and now charborgs side has been the most amazing thing. We figured out what happened to the floors, it was great

[@EmeraldFox11]

one of my absolute favorite parts of this stream was how in criken's POV criken laughed every time booger made a comment about his pay while he was walking away CANNOT recommend the vod for this one enough, its fun start to finish

[@komarovosevastopol]

Unwire the engine controls and manually set it to ho full speed. When it crashes use the confusion to kill the captain and frame it as an accident

[@sleepydog2382]

Have you done this before?

[@komarovosevastopol]

@@sleepydog2382 several several times

[@tetchedink7980]

@@komarovosevastopol are you...are you the captain now?

[@tvdinner8838]

I like to set up IEDs in the ballists and wire them to the doors so when someone opens it, the bottom half of the submarine disintegrates, bringing the submarine down and everyone inside it.

[@lockeforeer]

Seeing this title is so funny because it's framing it like Charborg was getting one over on the captain when actually he was just horribly underpaid and mistreated while the rest got rich lmao

[@Tsunami65]

“You are more dead then alive on the inside” I feel that.

[@ricecooker7037]

I love how they both almost died because the captain didn’t even buy any medical supplies.

[@utes5532]

"I never thought my decisions would affect *me*!"

[@r0guepix3l50]

It's depressingly accrurate how this is to actual public barotrauma lobbies I'm often the last medical doctor alive trying desperately to keep everyone alive with VERY minimal and understocked medical supplies.

[@tvdinner8838]

Imagine helping people. All my homies inject eachother with hallucinogenics, meth, and parasites

[@Chillwave6]

@@tvdinner8838 my squad is funny since half of us like to ragdoll, do "dolphin dives" and drop several floors down all as a way of goofing off, then there's a few of the more serious people like the sec officer just sneaks to the medicine cabinet to inject us with something instead of telling us to stop, potentially having a concussion or deep tissue injuries as a result (and later complaining about us visiting the outpost doctor for a heal)

[@commimixcreate4198]

The moment someone said, "There he is," like some sorta guard on a stealth mission... This is amazing, I'm glad my recommendations are finally on point with me

[@krakowiak6835]

I feeel like no matter what would this man do he still would make me laugh

[@carto4028]

What if he ate your leg off huh? What about that? Didn't really think about that before saying that didn't cha...

[@twiggy1253]

@@carto4028 I would laugh so hard if a furry bald man was eating my leg.

[@montanarose4622]

@@twiggy1253 *glomps you* uwu

[@dubbchug8738]

@@montanarose4622 rips out your organs uwu

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

@@carto4028 he would die of laughter

[@raehik]

god that whole video was Criken's masterclass in roleplay. he ran that shit

[@KevinMartin314]

"There you go, more than half your wages." "How much did you get?" "....wanna help me strip copper wire from the ship?" Holy shit I was dying 😂

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

6:58 “I’d have worried about losing 10% of my pay, had I actually been paid any proper quantity in the first place.” (Edit) CAPTAIN THATS LIKE 1 CREDIT

[@MaserXIV]

It was incredible how entirely organic this whole thing was. It was an amazing stream.

[@bigmonkeyshaha]

I loved watching this live. It was like watching a new episode of a reality tv show.

[@connoroflynn1750]

This felt strongly like a main channel upload, the gang formed a union, a coup, and ulitmately nothing was learned.

[@birdsie9791]

"10% or we walk." Actual labor dispute simulator, pog

[@7amreaper]

if hear charborgs voice in any online video game I am going to go into the fetal position and sob.

[@gibby487]

Please play this game again this was so fun to watch

[@stumonster6091]

Hell yeah! Baro is back! Got no one to play the game with so it's really fun you watch you guys

[@Czar_Moss]

21:50 not having any money for the captain is like Stalin killing all his doctors level

[@JuiceofApple107]

I love the fact that booger fixed the unfair pay by blowing himself up

[@LittleMONSTERSeanG]

Oh you were Booger 😂 (I only recently stumbled onto the Tomato and Criken crew's VOD channels) I felt so bad for you most of that session bro. Wanted to buy you a beer and granola bar. Please keep this going, love watching Barotrauma shenanigans while designing a Capital-Class Sub (Stationless Submarine)

[@landonisbell5552]

this brings me back to the old Criken videos

[@savorenthis7538]

I loved this entire session, watched from tomatos point of view, love watching this video too.

[@blackhawk6107]

Char could've probably successfully killed the captain if he had just thrown the frag into the middle of the room

[@seth424]

Nice, love your guy's Barotrauma series. Glad to see it's still a thing. XD

[@LaCazaLP]

i really love how over time you see all the things being noticed. Why isnt the light working? Why isnt this door working. WHERER DID ALL THE COPPER WIRE GO?! Genius.

[@Mangocares4u]

i usd to love crikens barotrauma vids from 4 years ago,it makes me so happy seeing this

[@TheReaperFoxx]

22:14 is single handedly the best God damn conversation ever. 🤣

[@mt-toka2745]

Not even a second in and I can hear screaming of panic

[@Zeyo]

The ending was hilarious lmao, amazing video!

[@grubybysior8635]

I'm always Happy when i see someone popular play barotrauma! Thank you for making some renown for it Charborg! Also that is some quality roleplay!

[@alturial9021]

Seeing this from Tomato's, Criken's, and Charborg's POVs have really fleshed out this storyline.

[@thatduck5670]

22:18 "I AM AWARE HE HAS F*CKING ORGAN DAMAGE" is my new favourite quote

[@ashcheeks1]

Need more of these 😭 I'm laughing my ass off at 3am 😂💀

[@GalTrex]

We need more of these kind of videos. Its so cool to watch and bring the joy of buying this game.

[@Nat.4]

I appreciate you coming back to Barotrauma, keep up the great content and hopefully some more Barotrauma videos to come

[@araysspot778]

criken is the best captain hes so charitable and nice

[@fuzzycat7313]

Ahhh hearing buck screaming in the first 5 seconds is soothing

[@seithiophi666]

The aquatic hell abyss that is Barotrauma. Love this game and love to see you play it! Would love to see it become reoccurring like SS13

[@jamisonmeadows4655]

My favorite thing this group does is the fake over exaggerated anime sounds. Idk why but whenever one of them just says "guh?" It's hilarious

[@Zorro9129]

I hadn't even noticed it was Criken, no wonder this round was so good.

[@TactfulTodd]

Watching this makes me want to try this game out with my friends. Great job Charborg!

[@krakowiak6835]

its worth giving a chance really fun game for playing with friends

[@TactfulTodd]

@Tyler Brown and @Kucharz Definitely will try it out with them in that case!

[@krakowiak6835]

@@TactfulTodd also theres many cool mods so dont forget to check them out

[@TactfulTodd]

@@krakowiak6835 Even better! Any specific mod recommendations? If not still will check out mods as well. Really appreciate the heads up!

[@krakowiak6835]

@@TactfulTodd personally I recommend "improved husks" or something like that It adds new types od husk (which are something like zombies)

[@nyxus_r2]

2:32 Bro turned into what his character looks like

[@d.a.m_]

This series is so good, please do more!

[@Spyfriendmern]

This uhhh, aged lovely:)

[@missesyourjokes]

I kept wondering why it was so dark then I remembered buger stripped the lights to sell them

[@idiottv6499]

I'm happy to see that other ships are also keeping it fabulous with the lights.

[@MrRetlav]

Baurotrauma videos have always been the funniest with this crew 😂😂

[@CordyMcDonald]

This hits different in 2023

[@RocketPal]

It does if you milk the event everyday. Get a normal life.

[@GY353RuN]

Live action of billionaires under the sea:

[@WoopyLoops]

This video was so much fun to watch, barotrauma is so underrated man

[@boopedbud753]

You have no idea how happy it makes me seeing you play this game

[@blake1000_]

charborg has to have hacked my search history cause i searched for this a week or 2 ago lol

[@Moxy_Cult]

I like to think this is how the submergable was like as they were down in the titanic

[@oldsport9279]

No way. I was just on my knees, praying to god that you would play this game and here you are playing this game

[@bigjimmy3792]

Awesome to see this crew playing Barotrauma again 👍

[@jayd.756]

Didn’t expect him to come back around after getting SHOT IN THE FACE

[@erisward1545]

This is so good would be dope to see more

[@gabagool3502]

This is probably one of the best videos I’ve seen in a while

[@bananagamer4255]

it's so funny when you have only one ear bud so you just hear charborg and no one else most of the time

[@hamper6511]

Barotrauma is a game that simulates the inducement of Abyssal phobia and makes you afraid of going to the ocean In short, it makes you a biatch

[@operatorsebs7558]

aged well

[@RocketPal]

No

[@cerealinbowl8806]

This felt like a main channel upload. Only thing its missing is an amazing outro by charbeats.

[@samskiadamski6211]

yo this video is so gold mate keep it up, i was pissing myself laughing at the end

[@rohlicek3884]

well this video aged well

[@ST0AT]

October Revolution in a nutshell

[@Itsgaug]

Finally some good Barotrauma content.

[@FactualPine3]

That was hilarious. We need more Barotrauma!