Armstrong tries to recruit for the navy

Alternative title: Armstrong gets trolled for 3 minutes
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[@BlaulPart]

"Blaul why no khamsin??" Khamsin was already in the marines, have some RESPECT for a veteran o7. Also he's a fuckin' dweeb and the navy is for cool cats only. "Blaul why no blade wolf kick??" Wanted to keep the entire bit in the sewers and not abruptly change location. "Blaul why no armstrong stabbing Sam from Sam DLC??" I wanted dead Sam, not armless Sam. It's ok to disagree with the design choices I made, that's totally cool, just justifying my choices and affirming that I made them for a reason :)

[@willa1018]

But if its for cool cats only why did he try to get Wolf into it?

[@BlaulPart]

@@willa1018 fUCK you're right

[@stenixmw145]

He should ask to Armstrong too :>

[@onlookerofthings6029]

My favorite legless imperialist pawn 😍

[@Аяшиебу]

Well you could still make sam and armstrong talk on the top of that building and then cut it to sam's death (just like you did with the mansoon)

[@KozmicKozmo]

“Altering my defined directives… Is not among my defined directives” *Speech 100*

[@nibistewgamer1742]

that sounds like it could be a real quote

[@dustirlmp2279]

Sounds like a person with alziemers talking

[@ashikjaman1940]

Now I want to see a Sci-fi story about someone trying to change a robot and them just constantly being like "I literally cannot do that."

[@paulroberto2286]

@@ashikjaman1940 2001 space Odyssey reference? "I'm sorry Dave, but I cannot do that"

[@Jupiter__001_]

That's the so-called "Stop-button problem" that has been theorised about general AIs for a while now.

[@ukrus6208]

"No fuss, no muss. Straight to the war crime!" - my new motto for 2022

[@scrubfire14]

me everytiem I play arma 3

[@royrieder2113]

It's someone's 2022 motto..

[@baza9467]

Russia right now

[@Logajit.]

"Give navy a chance!"- navydowner (if there's any)

[@chillguy7687]

Me whenever I use Scorch in Titanfall

[@gladoseon4117]

Mistral: comprehends that Armstrong wants her to join the navy, just not which country Monsoon: is a troll and is trying to make Armstrong mad Sundowner: Sundowner Samuel: doesn’t want to join the navy Jack: asks questions to see if there’s any reason to join other than “it’s GREAT!” IF Prototype LQ-84i: isn’t allowed to join the navy due to programming MG Ray: can’t comprehend the navy, also it ran out of cereal that morning

[@muk_is_superior]

Monsoon best

[@rbxless]

@@muk_is_superior Mistral is also based

[@MariusKennedy]

There's a Aircraft Carrier in the French Navy Named Mistral

[@henryadams6501]

Sundowner

[@numbdigger6419]

Sundowner

[@corazzataroma8590]

Fun fact, MG RAY was, in fact, created for the navy, and it is part of the arsenal of MG ARSENAL/outer haven

[@windwind3170]

Hold up, I think you're mistaken. Wasn't it build by Marine Corps?

[@elvisadika7458]

@@windwind3170 There's actually two variants of MG RAY, the Manned version used by the Marine Corps, and the Unmanned version used by the Navy, which was based on the Marine Corps version My guessing on why is the Navy's version Unmmaned is probably bcuz the MG Ray is designed to fast travel deep under the ocean's surface, thus extreme pressure, since no human pilot can handle such pressures, it is AI controlled instead

[@NightkeeperLunala]

So MG Ray was the only one to join the navy

[@Bot-wr4hc]

@@NightkeeperLunala lol

[@PlebNC]

Armstrong: Join the Navy. MG Ray: Bruh, I'm already in the Navy.

[@LocalFilth]

Jetstream Sam was so polite at first when Armstrong asked him to join the Navy

[@ashikjaman1940]

This is really just the perfect summation of Sundowner's character

[@JustABigDud]

"No fuss, no muss, straight to the war crime." Actually just sums up Sundowners view in war.

[@Admiral45-10]

,,And there's nothing like a good attrocity to keep a war going!"

[@MikeJr9284]

I love how Sundowner accepted Armstrong’s offer, but considering how much of a bloodthirsty warmonger Sundowner is, Armstrong took it back and killed him.

[@Angomann]

I respect Armstrongs standards

[@superslayer2283]

Ending couldve been so much better if the Metal Gear Ray was shown jumping into the water after armstrong asks.

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

And rewinds back to the water and leaves

[@YourLocalYter]

"Time for warcrime" *"WHAT?!"* said the warcrime man

[@TheImperialSoviet]

You know, it's quite a shame that Armstrong left the navy. It's also quite a shame that Raiden had to kill him.

[@quintaviousbarnaclejonesco2404]

​@@TheImperialSoviet it's also quite a shame that Armstrong was in the navy for a while. He would've gone pro in college ball if he hadn't joined.

[@reinerbraun9103]

“No fuss, no muss. Straight to the war crime!” - An American philosopher

[@shadowknight_2505]

a philosefer and a war criminal -obama

[@rampantmutt9119]

"Monsoon, what the fuck?" somehow stood out to me as the best line.

[@therealmrarchive]

I think Arm Strong wants them to join the British Navy

[@alexross1816]

No, you're clearly not listening. He's asking them to join the Mongolian Navy.

[@bastigaming9785]

@@alexross1816 idk I think he wants you to join the Chinese Navy is what I heard

[@samuelrodrigues9071]

Personally I do believe that AMERICA NUMBER ONE but Armstrong may have different views

[@muk_is_superior]

I feel like he is convincing them to join the German navy

[@wander67]

i think he is convincing them to join the Hungarian navy for sure

[@burntraze7622]

oh my god I hope you keep making these, so fucking funny and amazingly done

[@Inspector098]

Well atleast the giant robot joined the navy and didnt reject armstrong

[@quintaviousbarnaclejonesco2404]

"No fuss no muss, straight to the war crime!" Me in a nutshell

[@Kaidantonio333]

"Vergil! _You_ should join the navy! "Foolishness." _"What._ No. The navy is _GREAT!"_ "How many times have we fought?" "As usual. I don't have time for this." "Where's your motivation? I understand you and Nero have the same problem." "When I get my hands on your candy-ass..." "If you want it, you'll have to come and take it." *_Screams_* _"Fuck this._ Nice KNIFE. *_AWOOP!"_* 🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜

[@tezereth]

Speech 100

[@umadbro2561]

Part 2 lol

[@bluepikmin6363]

"Nero! _You_ should join the navy!"

[@bluepikmin6363]

@Lightsaber328 TheMan *Armstrong turns Nero's hand into Yamato* Nice knife.

[@Lexx366]

This is so well made- No its a NANOMASTERPIECE SON!!

[@dima_briefel]

I like how Armstrong asks even MG Ray to join the navy.

[@DIAVOLO_TheBoss]

"No fuss,no muss.Straight to the war crime" -Sundowner(1975-2022)

[@elpatoempatado2404]

1:54 I really thought "So you can finally get a job!" when i read that...

[@Frenzy_Ice]

“Armstrong stole Sam’s sword and armor or something idk” that’s what I call working with what you’ve got

[@tygranius3078]

Plot twist: MG ray is already in the navy

[@angelmacias7818]

What about Raiden applying for a job after he ran out of money to drive his bike.

[@miss.floppa1637]

Gas prices aren't a joke ya' know.

[@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838]

HIS bike? Is it cannon around here that the bike this time isn't stolen from Sam?

[@rbxless]

@@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838 Idk in this canon all the bosses are alive. I like imagining that Raiden joined Desperado and got his own bike -_-

[@maomaomi5434]

Or Sam when HE was looking for a job and bothering Raiden about it every single time.

[@Admiral45-10]

He served some time in US Army already.

[@samorrothechessguy]

"Mind if I deny?" Probably my favourite line ever

[@dmitrykhvostik5975]

We need Armsttong recruiting people for The Navy in other Metal Gear games

[@kluocduoc9835]

He was still playing college ball back then tho. At least for most of them

[@ARandomSpace]

Then do Armstrong trying to recruit people from DMC5.

[@Fallout_Survivor]

metal gear ray was finally used in an mgr meme(other than being tossed around at the sound of rules of nature) I am so happy lol

[@dam6050]

"No fuss ,no muss .Straight to the war crime!" My new motivation

[@randomtheorist251]

Sam didn't fully understand that the Navy was a job. Armstrong would have probably told him it wasn't his anyway though.

[@Ashiente]

This channel is severely underated...

[@marcosvazquez5912]

I agree

[@lucariovietnam2145]

The part with Sundowner shows us that Armstrong is a good man

[@deez.3060]

Standing here I realize Armstrong has anger issues

[@caninelupus8369]

Since three of my parents were in the Navy, I've got quite a lot of respect for that branch of service. Thank you Armstrong, for doing your best.

[@sonicszuetomyt5448]

🤔

[@caninelupus8369]

@@sonicszuetomyt5448 What? The three parents thing? My mom, dad, and stepdad were all sailors.

[@Admiral45-10]

Well, he surely kept his standards - he killed a warmonger who wanted to join Navy just to commit war crimes (Sundowner).

[@FonchoVidal]

"YOU MAKE ME SICK" - Senator Verybased

[@altairgunpuku3559]

Armstrong punched Raiden so hard that he went to Brazil

[@zizochemlali4639]

And than meet Sam their

[@unlikesuika2749]

Sundowner: Like I said, Steve, kids are cruel, and I LOVE WAR CRIMES!

[@ashlekhatiwari8709]

Tips on how to join Armstrong navy Step 1:go to the interview Step 2:sacrifice your body to get nanomachines SON Step 3:try to make the mother of all omelettes Step 4:show those to Armstrong Step 5:congratulations you have successfully joined the navy

[@streakkiller3046]

I like step 3 the most. By the way this is a fucking underrated comment you should get atleast 100 likes.

[@senatorstevenarmstrong6703]

I like how Monsoon makes Armstrong unenlightened as one of the masses

[@Kira-pv4xq]

Wow Armstrong kills all the others yet dies to the Metal Gear Ray.

[@jermikefavors8344]

Except for Khamsin

[@ashikjaman1940]

He didn't die, Ray just ate him to show off the Navy platoon inside it

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

I like how Armstrong cosplays as Raiden throughout most of the video

[@marcosvazquez5912]

I just wanted to say I appreciate your work so much. I really like how you put in a crazy amount of work and instead of using the cheap ai voice you piece together actual voice lines. And of course the visuals match the video as well. These videos are long and you have a great uploading schedule(of course I don’t mind if you take your time). I just wanted to say that I really really appreciate all of your work and thank you. (Everyone should subscribe to him)

[@BlaulPart]

Thanks for the support! I appreciate the kind words and I’m glad you like what I do.

[@_mikolaj_]

Imagine how powerful armstrong would be if he had a sword

[@princesscadance197]

After this video, Armstrong did make a convincing argument, I think I will join the Air Force. Thanks, Armstrong!

[@maomaomi5434]

I'm a little convinced by Sundowner myself.

[@WulfieZi]

No fuss, no muss! Straight to the war crime!

[@Nephalem2002]

I joined the Navy once. *Then my mental health broke at the start of basic and I had to leave.*

[@fugax_vulpes1797]

Why didn't he asked Khamsin if he would join the navy? I'm sure he would've blindly follow the orders, die for it then vanish without a trace like the dirty and faceless invisible warrior that he is... Wait is he already in the navy?

[@hashkfel]

he is just gonna argue that being a mercenary is better

[@rbxless]

I don't know for real, but I do know that from the ashes the eagle rises still.

[@questionmark6020]

khamsin is a veteran. he IS already.

[@diogoteixeira4950]

He would argue that the marine corps is better.

[@zizochemlali4639]

Khamsin was in the army not the navy but yeah he might accept

[@runtergerutscht4401]

Navy's just a part of who we are. I simply market it to sexy Jacks!

[@SpicyBoi2]

Well if it isn't Sussy Jack

[@TrustIssuesIncarnate]

The way he just says GREA-

[@SatoruAkefu122]

You know what? I should quit Universe Of Texas and join the Navy.

[@MEDIC-1939]

"Vergil you should join the navy"

[@covereye5731]

Sundowner's felt like he wasn't altered at all.

[@guroriburuwarutsu]

if you wanted to go to heaven, but god once said: you should go to the navy!

[@ListenToTheSergeant]

This video is just too funny to me for the dumbest reason, especially when Armstrong got really mad when Sundowner said he wanted to do warcrimes.

[@ShadekyuNTG]

got so desperate he tried to ask a Metal Gear to join the navy

[@Dr_Doctor_]

🤣

[@cvzo-b2v]

1:33 "Why fight war crime? Captions: "Wi-fi war crime"

[@BlaulPart]

Finally, a weapon to surpass metal gear

[@cvzo-b2v]

@@BlaulPart lol

[@AdamGilbert5530]

I’m sorry bro, “You: Woman! You should join the Navy!” Already starting off hilarious.

[@King_ShadowX_X]

The way he says "you should join the Navy" makes me laugh every time xD

[@tsaageotrimm]

Masterpiece. I've rewatched this artwork multiple times.

[@ProfessionalEepyHead]

Armstrong: no babe, please stop: you’re not even making sense! Everyone: no

[@terminhaider9695]

The ending was perfect yet unexpected lmao

[@donny2189]

pssh, that ray can't kill him, He's got nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma

[@amazingstealth8235]

Reject the Navy, embrace the Air Force

[@BlaulPart]

What?! NO! The navy is GREAT!

[@godnyx117]

Human: *exists* Armstrong: "yOu ShOuLd JOiN tHe NavY!"

[@blinduser-zz5bk]

lemme fix it anything that moves:exists Armstrong:YoU sHouLd JoIn THe NAvY

[@Khronos12]

Mistral: setting aside Afghanistan’s economic issues and its stability, it’s fucking landlocked. How the fuck would it have a navy?

[@zizochemlali4639]

Taliban

[@nxy.24k]

I love how he was recruiting the d. Elites in order except blade wolf was after Sam

[@TheStickCollector]

The spin off we needed

[@Lazar-TS]

THIS WAS GREAT Armstrong just killing Mistral and Monsoon because they didn't talk sense was hilarious

[@evanpastor7305]

I was waiting for Armstrong to tell another Armstrong to join the Navy

[@real_bidlo]

Why fight the war whithout war crime? This the best quote i ever heard!

[@sandsundertail6936]

It would be easier, if Armstrong just allowed Sundowner's warcrimes

[@kdevelopergw]

and if he told Monsoon that the navy has memes

[@muk_is_superior]

And telling Sam that he should realise that he will get a job and money if he joins the navy

[@rbxless]

And if he single-handedly destroyed every navy in the world except the American one so Mistral would join

[@Admiral45-10]

And join Navy himself so that Raiden can join it too.

[@RandomPersonadude123]

2:09 Armstrong: Fuck You Sam!

[@arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42]

I understand your attempts at humor and I find them entertaining

[@Amandamotherbasestaff1971]

Ray during Solid 2 Sons of Liberty: "I want to join the navy" Ray during Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots: "I'm going to the Navy" "I'm in P.T right now Rex I can't come" Ray in Gear Rising Revengeance: "I am the Navy" Ray in Gear Survive : "I'm a marine"

[@kdevelopergw]

NO! JETSTREAM SAM! HE FINALLY FOUND PEACE WORKING AS THE BOSS OF EVERY BUSINESS AND YOU JUST KILLED HIM!

[@willa1018]

Don't worry, remember that he really sucks at dying and comes back OK right after

[@Striking_Salmon]

@@willa1018 Dying is not his job. You're right.

[@kdevelopergw]

@@willa1018 oh right

[@freedom4125]

let's go commit warcrimes, BOYS

[@Vivec-1]

I like how people take more seriously Mistral's soundtrack than the character itself xD

[@tezereth]

I’m guessing we haven’t seen Khamsin cuz he gladly joined the navy

[@Raynardthefox]

no its because he’s already in the marines (plus bladewolf killed him off)

[@Yan_Alkovic]

Now we need Armstrong to make a cover of In the Navy by the Village People

[@TheSeptacle]

This thing actually had a plucked. In the end, Raiden made him realize he was never actually in the navy in the first place. Mind blown.

[@breadbug6101]

I would gladly enlist for the Navy

[@MariusKennedy]

Same

[@cillianthestupendous6093]

Of course. Iraq and Afghanistan, two countries famous for their navies. Especially Afghanistan, that navy must be real good if they can operate landlocked.

[@maomaomi5434]

They ride sand-sharks to navigate the underdesert, duh!

[@davitdavid7165]

Our sense of humor is broken. I love it!

[@nomelitoarquillano7454]

metal gear ray is in the navy by default for amphibious assaults

[@krakerake3096]

armstrongs "hm?" is so funny

[@Fossil_Blade]

Hehehe, time for war crime. ~ *_HUH?!?_* ~

[@whatthewhatthe9117]

Missed opportunity here to use the suit body for the blade mode sections

[@JimDaCrazy]

Senator: you should join the Navy ... NOW

[@sarahlee3486]

“AAARGH” “FUCK THIS”

[@olargol2284]

Armstrong's one hell of a shapeshifter

[@r.kratermoon1050]

It was pretty of honourable of Armstrong to do that to Sundowner after admitting to his love of warcrimes.

[@ChickenInTheBucket]

I like the way he says navy

[@borb9834]

Reasons why never piss off armstrong

[@senatorstevenarmstrong6703]

Monsoon, You should join the Navy! I take it your not a fan? *Screams* Classic Monsoon trolling

[@dustirlmp2279]

I’m not even joking when I was watching this I got a navy recruiting ad

[@tyronerequif4653]

i still wish sam didn't have to die, eventually him and jack could work together really well, an unstoppable duo working to better everything, and make sure no other kids went through what they did

[@polskamapping6116]

I love the Afghan Navy, considering they don't have a coast lol 0:25

[@monsoonthemanofmemes1634]

Navy bad , Monsoon great

[@mrcrensh3299]

this is in fact how they get people to join the navy

[@burakatfb65de_hileci32]

Why did Sam reject He was looking for a job

[@senatorarmstrongsteven9678]

Every Man woman and child SHOULD JOIN THE NAVY JOIN THE NAVY NOW SON