Jetstream Sam applies for a trilogy of jobs (+extra content)

2 new jobs, 2 extended scenes, 3 alternate endings, and a teaser scattered throughout the video. Enjoy.
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[@rbxless]

Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here not holding a job A desolate Sam (Sam) without any job (job) It’s only the stupid I feel It’s Armstrong I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be job-for me The man in the mirror nods his head The only job left Will play on the Senator's mind Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh, no, there will be job (job) for me (me) It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my position Wondering, have I gone bankrupt? To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I job

[@weedsoldier5121]

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRY TO APPLIES FOR SOME JOBS

[@LucyWest370]

@@weedsoldier5121 BUT WHOS TO JUDGE, THE EMPLOYED FROM UNEMPLOYED, WHEN OUR SALARY IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE

[@stenixmw145]

THAT IGNORANCE MAKES JOBLESS

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

Why won't you JOB?

[@stenixmw145]

u broke the song :(

[@karjay0428]

If a double jumping Brazilian samurai struggles to get a job, I feel kinda hopeless

[@backutZR]

Lmaooooo

[@runtergerutscht4401]

Don't worry, Sam is just really bad at working. He can't even die for money, I'm sure you could do better

[@srsrerror7761]

in brazil things are expensive and its hard to get money

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

"If this man is single we are fu-"

[@yasserabdellatif3202]

nahhh sam has some mental problems

[@Logajit.]

it's really wholesome that Raiden is relieved that Sam is ok after being snapped, and thanked him for being his sword, what a respectable Chad

[@glintytear]

YEAH RIGHT? xD it makes my heart melt jasdhsjadas

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Indeed

[@hehehedgegegs6971]

I mean, he can’t die for money

[@futabafanclub]

Oof, this didn’t age well.

[@Brwigames]

​@@glintytearWhy do you speak bottom

[@augustfuller3396]

"WHY WON'T YOU JOB!?" - Raiden

[@BanditMC_]

Why won't he?

[@TrisGXD]

still dont know why he wont

[@mr.h1083]

“Blacklisted son! It’s brought up every time I apply for an interview! I can’t job Jack!”

[@SHQ09Xtreme]

Sam time for interview

[@Troodonychus]

I love the fact that Raiden drives throughout that same road 20 hours a day for no reason whatsoever.

[@ShadesMF]

His job is checking that road and be sure no one is asking for money there, he never told sam to get the same job because he doesn't want competitors in the business

[@ARandomSpace]

Even better: Blade Wolf is in the shots as well. They just have to put up with running up and down the same road over and over again for some reason.

[@lettuce3036]

i believe that raiden was tasked into raising gas prices by the gov for some plans maybe?

[@guywithsoil1241]

He is probably going to McDonald's or kfc

[@thecannedslap]

He’s walking wolf.

[@thedank6849]

14:07 The way he sounds so happy when he says Sam while dying tho

[@browsedude]

Well done..Sam :D

[@rb_yt7499]

"Well..Done, Sam! :)"

[@littlemmricher7270]

well..done,SAM!

[@cvzo-b2v]

Well done Sam!

[@Ataavci]

we'll done 😞, sam 😃!

[@soupcangaming662]

Jobstream Sam: Directors Cut

[@nikolozgilles]

Jobstream Sam: Director's Pay Cut

[@amkc8479]

"That little sword want to be number one but you make it number two" im dying💀

[@SteveG-SM]

Best line.

[@SansBadTime]

"you should try fighting better, idiot!"

[@plazmatek4958]

amusing that in chapter 1, he doesn't want to write a speech, but then when he becomes armstrong he makes a great speech. Also, new content like the fight scene between Sam Armstrong and Raiden are cool!

[@MiRoKi1000]

Sam is desperate he will do whatever he has to to get a job now

[@MemeLord-ue9dq]

Gotta act like him for motivation.

[@dutczar5436]

Well, Samstrong doesn't write his own speeches.

[@hehehedgegegs6971]

He makes his own speech

[@Lexx366]

It amazes me how Sam manage to screw every jobs he applies

[@x-peacekeeper-x2500]

@epic dab man Lol,that was the most easiest thing to do for suicidal people Lol.

[@omegarptor]

Fancy meeting you here

[@Lexx366]

@@omegarptor Ayyy

[@cvzo-b2v]

@@omegarptor here for a job right? Ok

[@NamelessHero1]

He transformed a chiken into an cow by cutting it.

[@ВгостяхуЭндеркинга]

When tries to become a doctor: I slice up ! Bathe in the blood maybe When tries to become a hired killer: *i DaNcE, mAyBe TaLk To dEaTh* Seems like Sam is just really confused.

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

He's bad at having a brain.

[@manologamerss5801]

Because doctors dance all day.

[@rbxless]

His memories are broken and the truth goes unspoken, give dude a break

[@Angomann]

@@rbxless we're lucky he remembers his name

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

Because that's what doctors usually do, right? They fucking talk you to death instead of healing your wounds.

[@NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN]

10:26 if i met a guy who could create a whole cow by slicing up a chicken, i would hire him without questions.

[@PlayrR3D156]

Man could end world hunger

[@Raiden_mgrr]

best butcher ever

[@whoaru]

I like sam being a butcher, thank you for danganronpa reference how they turned chicken into cow😂

[@Cieeel]

Sam attacks Raiden twice, but Raiden is such a nice guy that he still offers job ideas to Sam.

[@goroakechi6126]

Goodbye eye Goodbye arm Goodbye Raiden Goodbye job Hello Raiden

[@thebrayanslayer6060]

"The job is not yours" Sam: Surprised Pikachu face

[@yeetuszilla1663]

this universe has the most absurd jobs -armstrong -cyborg -dead -sword

[@vtheselfdevotee111]

I love how Armstrong-Sam when fighting raiden redoes the original speech, just with Armstrongs words instead of sams, its actually really creative

[@tosyl_chloride]

3:55 "You don't let that little sword work wonders" is just so loyal to the original line I'm fucking dying of laughter and amazement

[@istoleyunomilesbigmac]

i love how raiden didn't even care anymore and then just made sam his sword

[@abelthirion1204]

Sam should become his own sword if he don't want to be broken.

[@thehandofgod2864]

The amount of jobs sam applied to and didn't get instantly rejected by shows that he must have a degree in basically everything.

[@flintexp]

WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THESE!!!!!!! It's too good, that's why.

[@unlikesuika2749]

5:55 Sam: The war is dumb. I will decide who's right. End of story. This would have been very badass if only Sam wasn't confused about the rejection afterwards

[@someonerandom7660]

I now imagine as if that is in the game

[@Pie-ro]

'Fucking idiot' caught me so off guard

[@fedethegreat88]

7:22 I love how after Sam fails at becoming a cyborg Raiden just goes insane

[@Grass_Machete]

Thank you so much for doing this

[@BlaulPart]

My pleasure!

[@Buff_Helpy]

This is beautiful. The Undertale reference killed me. Also my god, I just realized for a few minutes Jack actually sounds more patient for Sam after Sam was his sword then gets tired of him again. Character development?

[@mclegomods6402]

Where is the reference?

[@Buff_Helpy]

@@mclegomods6402 when hes Jack's sword. 9:19

[@Polish_internet_troll]

I like how Raiden still chose to help Sam after this fight 3:36

[@rbxless]

He even thanked him afterwards for being his sword!

[@dwip3852]

7:30 Senator: You want to be dead for money? Senator: alright, YOU'RE GOING DOWN Sam: (no damage) Senator: what- *The job's not yours*

[@RandomDBZfan287]

dying is a job? where do i sign up?

[@voldendk2]

I love that Sam is so bad at jobs he turned a fucking chicken into a cow💀

[@futabafanclub]

Armstrong should’ve hired him just for that alone, could’ve made millions on converting chickens into cows.

[@Cl-2048]

@@futabafanclub And converting cows into whales.

[@ramazan2792]

"You should try fighting better,idiot" damn

[@cvzo-b2v]

Lol this one too written by captions "you should try finding better idiots"

[@ayejay_fuentes5000]

The greatest trilogy of all time, soon to spawn a second season

[@adventureboy444]

The chapter I love the most is chapter 3 - Sam tried to kill the chicken and turn it into a cow someone: *break inside the house* Sam: not half bad, you got it *clap hand*

[@zwartcrownyle1318]

"Idiot! Expand the pants!" Definitely my favorite line.

[@The_fuselage]

I like how senator asked Sam if he deserves the job as a priest and Sam said yes with full confidence only for him to not get it 😂

[@Syl14_]

Why does he look so wholesome with the sign

[@carlzthegreat2168]

"Your the boss..or is that what you just tell yourself" A really great line

[@cvzo-b2v]

"Huh thats a pain in my ass" - Senator Jetstream Armstrong

[@real_nigga_rockstar_BLM]

Sam Ik it's you bro

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

"I think it's time for bullshit!" Than I don't even know how to call those 15 minutes before "bullshit"....

[@opstellar]

this is officially my new favorite video on the entire internet. I laughed so hard ever since he lost the Armstrong job. The UnderTale reference had me rolling on the floor inwardly wheezing gasping for air for at least fifty seconds.

[@toad7946]

"Now I see. You deny your job it's purpose."

[@Fadedfrost1]

Let’s all make a petition to help Sam score a job 😭😂 A very tireless effort toh.

[@burger45]

but limpdick jack frets over every egg had me dying

[@Riku_nkmr]

Goddamn that new stuff added in is pretty solid.

[@mark030a]

I think it's pretty *metal*

[@khromyakvsevolod3664]

@@mark030a gear, even!

[@throwfascistsintopits3062]

@@khromyakvsevolod3664 These episodes are like *guns* !

[@kangerscream]

@@throwfascistsintopits3062 They’re one *of the* most creative content I’ve seen of this game!

[@throwfascistsintopits3062]

​​@@kangerscream Made by true *Patriots* !

[@Astrophysics__]

that little sound of leaking when he fails a job sounds like hes sharting his pants from how scary it is to fail the interview 💀

[@xendr673]

The internet made a complete 360 and now we are back to making YTP again, and I am here for it

[@princesscadance197]

'The jobs yours, the company is yours, ALL OF IT... Yours.' If only I had that kind of luck while job searching.

[@edd2226]

8:20 sam is a powerful sword

[@Mk1Astraomega]

7:22 Jack Raiden has had enough

[@kombatant648]

Chapter 1: Senator Samuel Armstrong Chapter 2: HF Sam Chapter 3: Entrepreneur Sam

[@therealmrarchive]

The perfect trilogy all in one video 5/5 would recommend over Morbius

[@kittenswarm]

Prepare to be morbed.

[@OperationNova]

This comment is based

[@scientificapple69]

The job's not yours

[@AlguienCualquieraDelMundo]

Sam being DIO was unexpectedly awesome

[@Subspace-tripmine-guy]

"Why don't I give you a job?,be my swords"💀💀

[@Sq1du_0]

"You're not very good at having a brain" killed me

[@allastorm7667]

"you dont let that little sword work wonders." -jetsenator armsam

[@ZergiTheIdiot]

This is the best thing I've seen in years can't wait for Armstrong parts

[@gldhtmsmsrktrpa]

You're the best MGRR meme maker I've ever seen

[@Xenodran]

He did the college for every single job, yet failed them all. Sam must be a good listener.

[@yurikovRUKR762]

Raiden: Your brain is weak Also, Raiden: *Offers a complicated job*

[@justsomeremixes4]

14:38 The SMUG DANCE ending

[@Krimzonsx]

Respect for how many times Armstrong had to interview Sam

[@IRQIFERWAN-BluGaming2403]

Sam doesn't get a job Sam: Surpriced Pikachu face

[@mirandaking7237]

i love how armstrong loses his arm whenever he says not

[@rampantmutt9119]

Sam: "How about I slice up? Bathe in the blood, maybe?" Armstrong: *shocked expression*

[@shaggyroggers7471]

"Why wont you job... fuck you" -Raiden

[@Cringber167]

The Armstrong head cropped onto Sam looks so cursed

[@timergaemer3255]

sam getting an actual job is the goofiest thing ive seen today

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

why can I imagine "be ARMSTRONG!" being replaced with "be SAM!" Edit: The Milk. It's aged.

[@EzraEpic]

Amazing trilogy, can't wait for s2

[@canada9169]

Thanks for making these they are great!

[@Thorax7x686]

THE JOB'S NOT YOURS 😂

[@laimamalonauskiene1856]

Imagine sam wants to dance then why he dont find job for teaching dancing

[@Гл.АдминЯрикВольский]

4:42 Samnator(Samstrong)

[@johnnyd.1004]

I love the extra bits, they really helped tie the whole thing together. Also, that teaser's looking extra saucy.

[@DoctorFail]

i would say this is me trying to get a job, but i cant even get an interview at mcdonalds.

[@nfsgamer3034]

That "be my sword" scene caught me off guard LMAO

[@JetstreamSam379]

It wasn't easy, but now, I am the CEO of Armstrong Inc. Thank you Raiden, for always being there for me.

[@arusama.]

Sam, thanks for coming in

[@ryanfarrelly4647]

ALL OF THIS IS OVER A YEAR OLD!?

[@fedethegreat88]

When Armstrong asked "what superpower do you have?" Sam should've said "double-jump"

[@DemonTime27546]

10:54 kills me for some reason. The way Raiden says "Braindead F###" just knocks me out

[@jalenfleming5178]

I could just imagine a cigarette pile by now 😂

[@Faint_Orbit]

Man this is amazing can’t wait for senator Armstrong applying to become a navy recruiter

[@quandaliasbingletonjr.3rd]

This is underrated

[@sus_joe1698]

Jetstream『DIO』

[@gabrielmoura9509]

This was the best MGR content created I've seen so far

[@ur1zen_]

THERE WILL BE JOOOOB 4 MEEE THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NOOODS HIS HEEEEEAD

[@bettercalldelta]

"WHY WON'T YOU job" best quote ever made, 10/10

[@TheSeptacle]

I like how Armstrong is the interviewer at every corporation in the entire world

[@ryanm4166]

8:21 I just realized, in this part where he says “let your country control your mind” blaul instead took the time to replace the lyrics with “let your country RULE your mind”

[@altairgunpuku3559]

I really lose myself when he is killing jack then after the job wasn't for him he ask jack for help XD

[@na1bestcarfrfrnocap]

"How about I slice bathe in the blood" Jetstream Sam's amazing english

[@JetstreamDemoman]

Armstrong is proven to be the God of Jobs and Interviewing

[@lostjudgmentforthe3ds]

the sword sam scene is so smooth

[@stef2337]

Typical real life experiences

[@emir552]

This is so addicting to watch lmao

[@TiernanWilkinson]

I loved the part where Raiden asks Jobstream Sam "why won't you job?"

[@SilentPokerFace]

13:12 heyyy that’s me :D

[@tatohayanami9156]

Interview for doctor: How about I slice up? I bathe in blood! Interview for hired killer: Dans

[@Daburubareru]

The most relatable video ever

[@RealRayquazaLVL70]

Sam would be a good chef because of his cutting skills

[@liquidscreamisnomore]

If hired to save lives: Slice up Bathe in the blood If hired to end lives: Dance Talk to death

[@_WT_]

It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be job