AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS COMPILATION!!!! | Arron Crascall

[@dmarti47]

You may think people are nosy, but you simply can’t help but overhear a conversation right next to you.

[@jesussavessinners9980]

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[@levymcgarden9117]

@@jesussavessinners9980 :/

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

Unless you're deaf

[@BlackBladeSombra]

@@jesussavessinners9980 piss of get that shit out of here not the place dumbass

[@manbirsingh4244]

@@hummingbird_saltalamakia dark humour at it's best

[@itzdavid4689]

"Its contagious" Walks away

[@beasley8383]

The Gamer lol

[@vampire7144]

I laughed so hard at this part

[@thehypebeasts5010]

0:58

[@classclown6673]

The like count was at 899 so I was forced to like it

[@あきらほしの]

The Gamer lol

[@keelwarner231]

Every. Single. Person. Went home and told literally everyone about the shit they heard. Lol

[@auxorion]

This is the real question. We demand answers.

[@keelwarner231]

@@auxorion big facts

[@vishnudileep645]

And then opened youtube to find out who was really the idiot.

[@slyfly6934]

@@vishnudileep645 no one idiot in this vid. they tell what they heard, which is scripted and inteded jokes

[@TylerHumphrey05]

I think the normal thing is to go and get their permission to use the video. I dunno I’m across the pond we may all descend into chaos and flames within hours but Cheerio to you lot. Thanks for the independence and e’vra thing. Pip pop pish posh long live the queen. You lot seem to handle race and class wars or maybe I’m just not been payin attenshun. I’m goin to the king cause the sky is fallin in but it’s not but it’s not but it’s not maybe not #ChaosintheUSAos

[@foxleyleon]

As a psychology major I can tell you the reactions are gold. Pranks are probably better in understanding human behavior than controlled studies.

[@jonnygunner65]

As a kitchen and bathroom fitter, I can tell you I’m nothing like as pretentious as you……..

[@foxleyleon]

@@jonnygunner65 I don't think education is superior to trade jobs; often they are less fulfilling. Why do you assume superiority? You got issues dude...

[@JOEMAMMADRINK40Z]

psychology majo; too dumb to bartend eh?

[@kmma1094]

@@foxleyleon you do sound pretty pretentious throwing in the fact your a psychology major and for the fact that you automatically think everyone thinks it’s pretentious because they feel less superior shows that. Just because someone says your pretentious doesn’t mean they feel less superior. Quite the opposite. It’s like saying “yeah in my £3000 Armani suit I find this fucking hilarious” does that make you feel underdressed? Because it wouldn’t make me feel underdressed but it would defo make me think the person saying it is pretentious or if someone said “I find there reactions golden in my 30,000 square foot mansion” doesn’t make me feel claustrophobic or poor haha I’ve felt poor at times in my life but it’s usually because I’m living shitty compared to how I want to be living not to how Elon musk is living. You study psychology so why do I have to explain this to you? You should know that somebody else acting pretentious isn’t your own insecurities making you think that

[@foxleyleon]

@@kmma1094 lol damn dude sorry. i dont have a degree but consider myself a decent person. why so much hate??

[@the_emerging_hero3540]

I like this style of awkward phone calls, no obscene language, or overly disgusting talk, but some funny and entertaining plot twists

[@exphodia9043]

The_Emerging_Hero cool

[@hinamatsuro1908]

And no harm

[@proffessorkeanbeen8498]

Same

[@jonahwebster9338]

I think ur over analyzing this a little lmao

[@PGOuma]

@@jonahwebster9338 they literally just described what was happening in the video...

[@Kaddywompous]

“...it’s contagious.” Aight imma head out.

[@jesussavessinners9980]

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[@Ray-ks4bb]

@@jesussavessinners9980 was about to click then I saw that username

[@Bert8686]

@@Ray-ks4bb I was also about to click till I read your comment

[@BlackBladeSombra]

@@jesussavessinners9980 dipcrap

[@stefanmoisei7707]

@@Bert8686 I was also going to click until i saw your comment.

[@anross1766]

These plot twists are better than all of the series i've ever seen.

[@j.j.r7153]

0:13 Layla from All American 😂😂

[@r.s.fletcher7066]

*These

[@anross1766]

@@r.s.fletcher7066 thanks.

[@r.s.fletcher7066]

@@anross1766 You're welcome

[@jamesdsouza8783]

Ever seen*

[@michaelrosato3464]

I love to think that everyone bystander has gone off and said, “wait til you hear what I just heard!” The gift keeps giving

[@ANGLO-SAXON87PATRIOT]

That's a very good point,you know it's led to some tasty conversations amongst the people in this video. I'd love to be a fly on the wall lol

[@okthisisepic6273]

"yeah i did twice," _"she didnt even have her teeth in"_ *starts to cry*

[@SANL1NG]

Unsupervised Potato Hi ;-; ;0; ;/; ;_;

[@thqnkful4709]

Unsupervised Potato I laughed so hard at that part 😂

[@Deppi546]

XD

[@Hondadctrider]

You can't beat a gummy BJ.

[@alexisdahl7681]

So... I tried reading both at the same time and I said "she didn't even do it twice" so yeah..

[@hauntedchannel9163]

Can we just take a minute to admire how he manages to say all this without breaking character or laughing at all. That takes genuine talent

[@rexibhazoboa7097]

You should see Lara from the dropout. Similar videos to this

[@hillbillydipper9199]

Or how the person next to him can’t see the camera

[@MrHotjag]

And recording

[@funkymonkeyuk]

Can we just take a minute to understand that all of the people who he stands next to, know exactly what’s going on and are part of the ‘joke’?

[@gretchenbeile5477]

It does tho

[@adorableroses3119]

"She's asked me to marry her." "That's nice mate!" "Thing is I'm already married." "That's erm...nice mate."

[@kevinhalo27]

😂

[@nathanielmiller5813]

Please kiss me!

[@Jewsenburg]

@@nathanielmiller5813 no

[@bindukanwar3061]

Bros till the end I guess😅

[@serpentking1039]

Plot twist: she has Alzheimer’s

[@sovereignshark]

Finally, it's so hard to find a prank that focuses on being funny instead of irritating stupid and hurtful

[@ANGLO-SAXON87PATRIOT]

Absolutely mate I couldn't agree with you more it's refreshing to see 👍😂

[@thegreatSalu]

Real prank : Hurt no one, makes everyone (including the pranked) laugh, destroy nothing

[@Patrick-ew6lg]

Iam totaly with you :)

[@pbjsilverstudio4882]

Exactly!!! The best humor!!! 🤣

[@OshMMf]

@@kimbaldun What are you, 12?

[@mr.sammyboy1763]

But this is fake as shit.

[@bobvancevancerefrigeration844]

Mr.SammyBoy this is literally the opposite of fake. The guy literally walks up to random strangers

[@shub.chopra]

"My girlfriend asked me to marry her but I'm already married" that had me dead

[@ScottJefferson76]

.yes

[@jasonwolf8502]

I’m dying from laughter mate 😂😂😂😂

[@shub.chopra]

@@jasonwolf8502 ikr 😂

[@wafaahzahed687]

I was about to read this and the scene came😂

[@shub.chopra]

@@wafaahzahed687 lol

[@ryadh456]

The lady's reaction to "I kissed his mom" is priceless!😂😂😂

[@dark_mask2026]

ryadh456 best reaction

[@TreiPG]

Why?

[@KyleHamel21]

This guy's self-confidence is through the roof.

[@eggbread9951]

Finally a harmless prank that doesn’t involve something extreme

[@jesussavessinners9980]

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[@Angel12068]

Nice Haachama pfp, did she get to you too?

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

SJWs: "Not if I have anything to say about it!"

[@Eisen_Herzstahl]

@@Angel12068 ah, I see two men of culture in here

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@1LuvMLPFiM I don't give a crap about your opinion SJW: Surprised pikachu face

[@joshuabijo1673]

This guy is really creative who makes everyone laugh.

[@shalow9158]

What if hes not creative

[@jesussavessinners9980]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inS2hn5_nc-YrNE

[@lmao9526]

i hope this guy does more of these

[@Eisen_Herzstahl]

@@shalow9158 hes in survival ya?

[@peterjensen8450]

@@shalow9158 yeah I'm pretty sure I saw this years ago in a British comedy show

[@ankitanagwekar8868]

This shows that every single person is listening to our conversation, so be careful while speaking in public 😂😂

[@jijiandroid9755]

Sir you're 129.07% correct about that piece of information

[@mery.21st]

Exactly!!😂😂😂😥😥

[@aydencooper9141]

It’s kinda hard not to hear it when they are standing right next to you

[@armandguillen6149]

Of course they listen to, it's inevitable to avoid it, only if we could control our ears things would be different

[@apotatosapling5698]

No, he raised up his voice

[@herbertgleponio2089]

I can't with the "she thinks that I'm vegan,I've been eating meat for three years." 🤣🤣

[@shan3622]

These people are like “Your secret is safe with me”

[@muhammadimamathaillahaskan2926]

Haha lol

[@muhammadimamathaillahaskan2926]

@Master Yoda man whats wrong with you?

[@muhammadimamathaillahaskan2926]

@Master Yoda what kind of hope do you want my guy?

[@aleembaksh1880]

@Master Yoda How is he angry? He's making a joke about the people's reactions.

[@aleembaksh1880]

@Master Yoda Stop with the meth, it makes you delusional.

[@hntrl8880]

"It's really contagious!" *Civilian had left the chat*

[@jungshook7526]

That vanoss profile though

[@irvin333]

Corona

[@irvin333]

@@jungshook7526 hello fellow army

[@larslansing5618]

*Corona joined the chat*

[@badriaalobaidan8155]

Lars Lansing xD

[@harreshceshava5963]

His british accent is so strong, my ears got colonized.

[@ajohonly3721]

Hahahahaha haha 😂

[@ThunderWill2]

Underrated comment

[@ricekrispyy]

😂😂😂

[@notail2936]

Hhhhh

[@michaelaluna7684]

Time for a revolution

[@fl_o_x]

Ah yes, the invisible selfie camera that no one seems to notice.

[@arpitsrivstva]

ya ikr no ones noticing that. are they all actors hired by him or what

[@1997saltydog]

Notice how majority of them are store workers because they're busy stocking merchandise and not looking at the cameras.

[@allenpomme8881]

@@1997saltydog It’s definitely scripted

[@casperryborg4869]

@@allenpomme8881 Oh, that is interesting. Where do you get the proof from? I would love to learn how it is done!

[@allenpomme8881]

@@casperryborg4869 nobody seems to know that he’s holding a camera directly at them

[@FaithMatini]

“She didn’t have her teeth in” 😂

[@monstermushroomcloud]

"Teef"*

[@x_ganta_x]

Cyclonex1CA I don’t know if you guys are joking but she’s spelling teeth right

[@dogegn9643]

@@x_ganta_x teef*

[@nikkyg14]

Kurapikas Journey oh god, ur age please ______

[@giannihernandez4343]

Kurapikas Journey she prob corrected it big dumbo

[@Dabilahros]

"I ran over my neighbor's cat, I had to bury it in the garden" *Random* *person* *walks* *away* : "nope"

[@38_putunoviindrianti85]

Loaned Heart 😂😂😂 omg Im dying lmao. Like when I heard that shit I would be like, oh shit, alright, im outta here

[@ehg319]

@@38_putunoviindrianti85 Boi me 2

[@grennickyt1396]

Im Your 1.000 Like

[@christophertabamo419]

That guy knows it fuckedup

[@ruthallen8646]

Aight imma bouta head out

[@aciarduce]

The girl that heard he put on his girlfriends underwear, nearly lost it, twice.

[@BrownBrown270]

She was bad as hell.

[@baranjan6969]

@@BrownBrown270 twice

[@rsrt6910]

Plot twist: That WAS his sister... and she had HIS underwear on as well.

[@collt091]

@@BrownBrown270 facts

[@ajaysking]

That girl was real pretty

[@kailexx1962]

My friends and I would do this in elevators. We'd have some elaborate story that involved finding a dead body and blood being everywhere. We would time it so that the big reveal would happen right at the floor we needed. We would say, "Oh, here's our floor" and get off the elevator, leaving the people wondering how the story ended.

[@stevedave8891]

Sounds like a load of made up bullshit to me.

[@keiko909]

thats top notch trolling lol

[@KtotheG]

@@stevedave8891 Nah, me and my friends did the same thing... it's a pretty common prank. You just haven't run across interesting people yet.

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

​@@KtotheGnah its not about being interesting, you just can't generate your own humor without involving strangers.😂

[@mrhalogamer_3675]

"please don't hurt them, I got the 50 grand." the lady next to him: __ __ 0 0 ()

[@monica-lk1zj]

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[@Cyanide_and_Loneliness]

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[@midnightaurora9483]

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[@TheL3g3nd27]

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[@moont7201]

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[@thewrizardscarepranks501]

Kills me every time he says , " I am in so much trouble, I dunno what to do" 😂

[@eliah7346]

1000th like

[@SatyamKumarMishra-kl6yq]

😂

[@shirayuki6119]

2:08 *"She thinks I'm vegan. I've been eating meat for three years without her knowing."* 🤣🤣 I don't know but I really laughed

[@Zimikathan]

Reality of a friend I know haha!

[@itzinksansguardianprotecte957]

Lol

[@danharold5055]

if that story was real id do the same and just listen... 😂😂😂

[@inalusumi6565]

That girl looked like saoirse ronan

[@Alec-th9rh]

@@bryanrenteria5115 you don't have fangs, sir

[@daria_zorina]

And just imagine how these people during the dinners with their families tell what a story they heard today from a guy in the shop

[@gabrieljosephkoomson7919]

Is really contagious then the lady runs for cover 🤣😂😭😭😭

[@azzamrey7669]

What would u do

[@hopesy12u4]

@@azzamrey7669 GET TO THE CHOPPER! **grunts in Schwarzenegger**

[@Kieran19106]

Runs to area 51

[@itzmr_cheez-itz8483]

@@hopesy12u4 I can do a pretty good Arnold voice

[@Rachel-uy7pv]

GABRIEL KOOMSON ye

[@Reporterman1]

Plot Twist: He wasn’t acting

[@camnunes8847]

Sounds like he has a shit life if its real

[@bred_slice.69]

king of memes true

[@soobindoll9767]

Oh no

[@Reporterman1]

What the fuck when did this get 1.9k likes lol?

[@ABC4475]

Why he always bothers someone’s auntie? 😂 Leave those aunties alone...

[@ippedhairntertainment2328]

*Plot twist: the calls were real and he did it for awareness.* Edit: lol there's a lot of plot twists now

[@uriah9645]

RippedChairEntertainment lol

[@africanascendance4167]

Man wtf kind of life does this lad have

[@miningforalife5389]

How do you know

[@c_2020]

No

[@Drayton-tv1tz]

Then he would have more than 20 kids now

[@Simqer]

Finally some pranks that didn't harm the other person and where I didn't cringe.

[@dadestor]

Finally someone not copying the top comment /s

[@MR_M0RNINGSTAR]

"excuse me, im looking for a girl with pink and black hair... No? Ok" im 💀

[@bryanrenteria5115]

_bite_ Wanna be undead?

[@themaggattack]

These ppl are not self aware in the least!

[@akhilalexg]

Because she knows obviously he is not looking for her!

[@magaplex6476]

OMG! I'm the 1,300th like! I got to see the number go from 1.2k to 1.3k! This rarely happens!

[@patrick4002]

@MAGA PLEX that’s happened to lots of people and they didn’t say that

[@kendallkreidell7299]

The guys face when you said “I ran over my next door neighbors cat.”

[@brianorozco1074]

Everyday Kendall “I’ve had to bury it in the garden” The guy: OH MY GOSH😳 *closes book and leaves*

[@dougoverhoff7568]

Brilliant!

[@aalvice6079]

He was like ”NOPE”

[@michaelgamez373]

I read this at perfect timing

[@imryannicetomeetya]

〽 〽 O O O

[@LEELOLKH]

funny prank with no harm to other

[@heksariusl8916]

Yeah

[@anobesewalnut8yearsago994]

Except his sister

[@memoriesofstyx594]

@@anobesewalnut8yearsago994 HHAAH

[@southerntrendkiller2632]

Or himself for that matter. Those in the hood pranks are gonna get someone hurt really bad one day😬

[@vaevictis3527]

what about the poor children

[@nihal5658]

I literally have watched this video like 50+ times & it never gets bored Still funny...I laugh so hard that my family starts to think I must have gone mad😂

[@leecox6241]

I am so glad to hear the video never got bored! What a relief that is! 😂

[@ImmortalLeaf]

"I've got explosive diarrhea" Lady: *proceeds to walk away*

[@realOMNIslasher]

Vommit.exe is starting

[@Cyanide_and_Loneliness]

Vomit.exe is starting

[@aris_analysisreadingintell9967]

Shes like: HES GOING TO EXPLODE!!!

[@thefudgems]

Don’t forget the dry heave 😂

[@sleazyschlock4153]

Plot twist: she thought it's a bomb threat

[@6969w]

The people’s reaction is killing me.

[@goldenrose1132]

Ikr

[@boba9554]

Lydia Gaming And Fun Channel the peoples reactions *are* killing me

[@bastianhenriksen4659]

You know most of them are fake ye?

[@boba9554]

Triple Fury what I just corrected her =)

[@gamesd6706]

Same XDDD

[@kbeit8272]

"Congratulations on your sister being pregnant. Listen, you're gonna be a great father." Would have been 10000x better

[@ajet0452]

They aren't in Alabama so it wouldn't have worked

[@Frustratiing]

@@ajet0452 could’ve moved from there

[@josie4065]

Yes

[@AcolyteOfLucifer]

@@ajet0452 He's on the phone, why couldn't he be calling people he knows there? Not abnormal, I'm Canadian but I have mates in France.

[@ajet0452]

@@AcolyteOfLucifer You're missing the joke entirely

[@punkbeluga5091]

He SOUNDS so innocent and cute and says all this, it's hilarious 😂

[@erickruckenberg8716]

"She didnt evun have hur teefin." *INTENSE SOBBING*

[@Iloveass200]

I am the 1000th like

[@roxxrebbb7369]

Hahaahhahahhahaha

[@barbelljoe]

Shakespeare will be turning in his grave when he sees this.

[@Nurse_Izzy]

Love how everyone are acting busy but low key listening in the background lol

[@ManlyOBeeferton]

Whoever that is in the profile pic is bloody gorgeous.

[@kevingabey3464]

Whoever that is in the profile pic is bloody gorgeous.

[@feralingo]

@@antonio_fusco jokes must be explained in 2020

[@rishikeshpurbey5520]

@@ManlyOBeeferton simp

[@ManlyOBeeferton]

@@rishikeshpurbey5520 You don't know what that term means then.

[@ryderlikesplants]

The ONLY pranks i like, not destructive, not rude, not invasive, but GENUINE HUMOR

[@jesussavessinners9980]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inS2hn5_nc-YrNE

[@theescapist9450]

Pranks are made to confuse, not abuse 😤

[@BlackBladeSombra]

@@jesussavessinners9980 ask hin to save you then

[@mundodo6054]

Lol, after that you are 60% Gay.

[@odysseus6045]

@@mundodo6054 Caralho, pra quê? Sim, eu sei que você é brasileiro e sei que aqui é um vídeo em inglês.

[@leemagaming696]

We really need this guy to do more of these ive been waiting for years for more 😂

[@1bful]

The funniest ones are when the people cover their mouth and are just giggling uncontrollably. Lol

[@water5210]

800th yay

[@marcelobarradas3628]

900th yay

[@husamissagames8869]

And also the one being just shocked😂

[@theharshtruthoutthere]

@@husamissagames8869 I know to list 25 lies of this world: lets analyse the lies which are world wide believed and origin from masons: lie: schools are of use (fact. schools keep slavery alive and stands for dumbing down the population of mankind) lie: moon and mars landings, (fact: even masons know they cannot leave - earth is closed system, unless you want to drown, there is no other place created for us to live in.) lie: news channels share truth (fact: these are for politic propaganda) lie: voting matters (fact: politic propaganda) lie: money has a value of its own (fact: it is just a tool of this world, which value has been agreed upon world wide, it should be not loved, only used as needed.) lie: NASA lies (globe and all....) (fact: NASA stands for TO DECEIVE and 2 members expose their own lies, one is still alive, the other (Wernher Von Braun) place a clear clue on his own gravestone) - you havn´t searched - have you? lie: the lgbtq++++ propaganda (fact: it is a part of masonry depopulation agenda, 500 000 000 souls, thats their goal - Georgia Guidestones! - who said it be worthy to forgot?) lie: Evolution and the dinosaurs. (fact: mankind is not hybrid kind) to keep stating that there was an evolution, then we ain´t humans, we aint then mankind, we are then hybrids. Are you a hybrid? Lie: holidays (xmas, Halloween, new year eve and so on) (fact: PAGAN HOLIDAYS, to praise BAAL, the god of this world) lie: U.F.Os (fact: they are demons/evil spirits in high places, against whom we fight daily = spiritual warfare) lie: rules and laws rule the world (fact: signs and symbols of masonry do) lie: believe in being educated (fact: found daily living with the lack of knowledge) lie: religions are ways to heaven (fact: JESUS CHRIST is only way to heaven. Religions, no matter its name = masonic garbage) lie: our dead loved ones stay around to “ghost” (fact: hunting and ghosting is job of demons, not of humans. We, humans, come from GOD and return back to HIM and all the stories of having been seen a ghost - terrifying, scary, dark, cold - again no job of analysing been done here by you- right?) Lie: Humans have no immune system and we need vaccines as these save lives (fact: humans HAVE IMMUNE SYSTEM and vaccines are created for one or two purpose: to kill or to cripple. If you took all their poison shots then later in life comes all kinds of medical diagnoses = vaccines crippled you - remember that) lie: there is no GOD (fact: There is GOD, who redeems sinners and created us directly from the dust of the earth: Psalms 139:14 (KJV) I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.) to keep claiming that there is no GOD and we aint created directly from the dust of the earth, we soon run out logic, regardless to we place “evolution” in our claims or not and our dead, whats happening to them as they sleep in their graves? - they decay away, becoming the dust form which they were taken, if it ain`t so then we are simply reality deniers. lie: 911 was terror attack (fact: 911 was an inside job, meaning the work of your loved government) lie: Tv watching is of use (fact: television (TV) = tell a lie vision, a weapon for our minds, keeping it under MK ULTRA) half lie/half truth: earth is a stage where everyone plays rolls (fact: earth is stage, a freemasonry checkerboard, where both side, black and white are masons and humans both in politics and regular souls = the naive public gets daily played) lie: children are government to raise (fact: children are parents to raise, it takes 2 to make them, it takes 2 to raise them). Lie: we live already in the matrix (fact: we live since birth in BABYLON which is to become “matrix” as Man - us, must merge with machine aka take the mark of the beast and then matrix aka false reality becomes to be 100%) lie: humans are not intelligent enough (fact: it is forgotten fact, we all are intelligent, many have suffered the illness from this world, being indoctrinated by masons, cause who give us the school system which we have? masons did, because they need slaves). Lie: love is low standard and = lust (fact love is high standard as love means> John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. Lie> do what thy wilt there is no body who has the right to judge you (fact> GOD SHALL JUDGE YOU AFTER YOU HAVE DEPARTED ON EARTH and Christians are also called to give out righteous judgment, therefore repent * born again * go and sin no more) lie: slavery is over (fact: slavery was never over, it just changes a little as we are no longer buy`d or sold, still prepared through school systems for our future slavery, succumb to our slave lives based on our free will) lie: BIBLE is man written and a fairytale (fact: BIBLE is by GOD, through man, bible is not fairytale. BIBLE IS: BASIC INFORMATION BEFORE LEAVING EARTH = BIBLE. A book - yes, book which we all need as it is only one filled with information and instructions we all need for life on earth. 25 lies, should i go on? This world ain´t deceived, out there to deceive? Topic we need to know: search in short: BIBLE + FREEMASONRY. Freemasonry and its plans/agendas/projections/ operations: project blue beam project MK ULTRA Operation Paperclip Operation Mockingbird

[@fallingbed1]

Meanwhile I get too scared sometimes to ask for more ketchup

[@skippyoz3366]

Ha ha ha ha so funny

[@theenglishmajor1198]

I read this and a single tear fell from my right eye.

[@thynut121]

Why am I seeing you everywhere

[@theenglishmajor1198]

@@thynut121 who?

[@thynut121]

@@theenglishmajor1198 falling bed

[@papichurro7570]

“She offered me 50 pound to kiss her.” Well that’s not too terrible. “She didn’t even have her teeth in.” *Oh Dear GOd*

[@PLO702]

Hobo_Shuruken nan

[@irvin333]

😂

[@biscuit9220]

This is a bucket...

[@aaromal_rs]

@@biscuit9220 Hey, I didn't quite get what that meant. Can someone explain?

[@biscuit9220]

Well, if you’re talking to me, its a reference to a game, seems like nobody got the reference

[@ТаняЧевтаева-ю7з]

Идеальный акцент, приятный голос и чувство юмора. Это то что необходимо для мужчины☺

[@Izzy-zk9xp]

"I ran over my neighbor's cat." That random guy: and this is where I leave

[@asapwild7707]

Right as I was reading it, I got to the part

[@idkwtfimdoing]

plot twist: He was the neighbour

[@LL-rb8wd]

I think that was a chick...?

[@Ghost-ob5hw]

@@LL-rb8wd Are you fucking blind?

[@itziceasalemon752]

He was probably scared that he might run his cat named bob over. LMAO

[@_lqvelyy]

*this shows how many people listen to your phone conversations*

[@denisdelinger3265]

Today on mind blowing facts: People have ears!

[@taeshoe2912]

@@denisdelinger3265 I'm shooketh

[@MobileDecay]

Well you are in public. 🤔

[@TheWendable]

iiBrxken drexms They don’t listen they hear it if they want to or not.

[@theoph1932]

if you don't want people listening to your phone call, don't talk loudly then.

[@ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago]

FBI somewhere listening to all his conversations: laughing uncontrollably

[@Alaois]

MI5 in the UK lol

[@gurgy3]

CIA

[@Adrianbudiman]

CIA, FBI is for domestic cases. He's in the UK. so it's the CIA.

[@CalebMcFadden]

FBI OPEN UP

[@Nani-xy2pr]

I should be asleep 3 hours ago You know he is not really calling right?

[@sobefobik]

The girl's look at 1:27 gets me every time 😂

[@WofWca]

This dude looks like he's gonna get arrested after another one of these.

[@denis0902]

This is fake lul

[@infinitejaze2402]

@@denis0902 it's not lul

[@MrWinter85]

IKR...LOL!

[@sQrenerfail]

Why would he geg arrested for fake phone calls with himself?

[@denis0902]

@@infinitejaze2402 wait you are being sarcastic or .....

[@Tkssa580]

“She thinks I’m vegan....I’ve been eating meat for 3 years.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead 💀

[@Nox.INkRecords]

Priceless

[@Raveneye_art]

I am your 1,000th like- your welcome

[@brandonfeng3780]

I read this as he said it 😂

[@Tkssa580]

Molten Freddy thank you! 😊

[@Tkssa580]

Brandon Feng 😂😂😂😂

[@breethompson2625]

“No I’m really worried I put on my girlfriends underwear this morning” 😂😂

[@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628]

"and I like it"

[@JacksonsLegendary]

@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 I really like it 😫

[@orlandomolina6394]

yeah i also saw the video

[@jude305]

@@orlandomolina6394 You sound like fun!

[@Thucydites]

Her reaction was really cute

[@ajbanimatedstudios5014]

This here. This is what KZbin should be all about. Harmless pranks and laughs all around. And accents. Really funny and awesome accents like this one 👌

[@roastme7696]

His British accent made my water into tea

[@autismcenter201]

Underrated comment

[@thedarkknight7756]

British Jesus

[@bike_life6254]

HAHAHA

[@shoelicker]

@@thedarkknight7756 walking on tea

[@blizerystorm6701]

Thanks Naruto :D

[@melodielizabeth5609]

i could never do this with my social anxiety

[@goldenrose1132]

Sameee

[@urmommahouse4458]

HASHTAG R E L A T A B L E

[@tsukirunsu]

big mood

[@AhbibHaald]

In the meanwhile your propic shows you halfnaked

[@Adaku-m4p]

I can barely even walk outside with my anxiety

[@adequatequality]

This man has dated daughters, mothers, grandmas, and even aunties…he's going up the family tree

[@JosephC9]

It's straight up Ptolemaic.

[@bobthabuilda1525]

Wheeler Walker Jr in the house 😂

[@duk2k]

Sweet Home English Alabama

[@diablo9284]

@@duk2k 😂

[@PV-re8kd]

Yeah.. he's like the pollen grain to every flower on the tree lmaooo

[@justme.9711]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL, where have you been all my life. Haven't laughed SO HARD!!!!!

[@Kyle-pg4pn]

“It keeps spreading!” Girl: 🤨 “It’s really contagious!!” **Walks away**

[@skobostartlo266]

Beat Scream ツ what he meant in the it’s keep spreading?

[@Mr_Fancypants]

THAT HASEN'T AGED WELL HAS IT

[@Lexpool]

@@Mr_Fancypants LOL NOPE

[@ruidadgmailcanada8508]

That’s a heel-turn. Don’t blame her 😂

[@Adensubs]

Explosive diarrhea... the girl went 👀😱🏃‍♀️

[@dreamlover1388]

😂😂

[@bunnie2122]

more like 👀🤢😮🏃‍♀️

[@heartstone5067]

Dana Da donut 👌🏻

[@Fayebae1234]

Noor Ul Aden Heyy! I’m quite small KZbinr... can you please subscribe to me and help me get to 300 subs please? ❤️

[@laura6835]

She be like: And I oop...

[@Blue.1716]

This guy has some balls of steel to do this

[@potatopotatoeOG]

Got you to 420. Ya welcome 😊

[@aetherisdead]

Imao I could never 😂😅

[@rabikaabbasi7128]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@frensilkie8769]

Steel ball run

[@masterjet7619]

Confidence level: 99999999999

[@nycityboi101]

1:20 by the time he said "don't put down the phone" she was invested 🤣🤣 stopped shopping and all

[@miguel-ib9lg8kt3h]

Now this is real comedy. My stomach hurts! And it's not explosive diarrhea 😂😂😂😂😂

[@noors7754]

ahahah same

[@snovaspectre2]

It sucks there are idiots who believe its impossible for anyone to be funny without faking it.

[@laflame5798]

These are paid actors lmao

[@aDRIANHERNANDEZ-xy7bi]

Angel hernandez u are a bad umpire

[@hgtrfsfevevvs9480]

7

[@savitojdhillon1884]

This guy has *BALLS* , I couldn't even do this shit around my friends

[@lena-kol]

savitoj dhillon ikr 😂😂

[@danielnaiken4978]

I have no friends :l..

[@savitojdhillon1884]

@@danielnaiken4978 dont worry, you always have your mother

[@danielnaiken4978]

@@savitojdhillon1884 XD nah bro, I have my cat and dogs as well.

[@seanrutherford728]

I would man it's easy, I mean half the time I crack jokes about being a dad my mates believe me

[@kitGoesquack]

1:52 i like how she just "My girlfriend's asked me to marry her" *"Aw thats cute"* "The thing is I'm already married" *"Oh crap"*

[@matheusdossantos3522]

This woman in the blue blouse is very beautiful man

[@matheusdossantos3522]

@Master Yoda And what are you saying has to do with what we comment here?

[@amananand6049]

@Master Yoda He is mate. God is very real and he is coming very soon! I recommend repenting and going to God.

[@sallyworm2358]

This replies were nothing short of a confusing trainwreck

[@SharveyPlays]

These replies came from fortune cookies 🥠, why so random

[@shandawg6335]

Haha what a legend, miss seeing your regular antics Love ya mate 🤙

[@EquinFrost]

“I’m looking for a girl wither pink and black hair” Girl with pink and black hair: nope haven’t seen em

[@JustElleYapping]

Even their friend said No.

[@sketch__5972]

They looked scared

[@poisonousren]

I swear I'm your 666 like and im haunted 😱

[@dinh6327]

“ they who do I give this 1 mil to!”

[@Nonamelol.]

TechnologyMan we saw the video.

[@do1747]

Let's take a moment and appreciate his British accent

[@mohamedfaiz7861]

*Biri sh accent

[@bidyo1365]

@@mohamedfaiz7861 *Bri ish accent

[@bidyo1365]

@@mohamedfaiz7861 Harry Powta

[@bidyo1365]

@@mohamedfaiz7861 Wota

[@bidyo1365]

@@mohamedfaiz7861 Cryin. Leavin. Drinkin. Frustratin.

[@ICYY_Venom]

“They say its EXPLOSIVE diahrea” The women next to him: ima head out

[@maxamillion8967]

Her face though 🤣 🤣

[@Beluinus]

@@maxamillion8967 She looked like she was about to hurl 🤣

[@ryanrushford7918]

Explosive? Ok ... 🤮 2:04

[@囧雪]

Nobody wants to be caught in a blast

[@kaecaeru]

ah yeet

[@justfassy1176]

The dude who heard him say he’s been sleeping with his boss was probably like “Yup, been there before”

[@susanstefan4614]

*Been there, done that*

[@WellWisdom.]

"I've been sleeping with my boss. No no you don't understand he is a man...." hahaha

[@rjjcms1]

Don't think I was ever asked to do that,but have had my (in a previous occupation years ago) boss's wife flirting with me: giving me long,warm kisses me on the lips often,doing things like whsipering a breathy "oh yeah...oh yeah...oh my God!" into my ear when hugging me in public,and showing me just about all there was to show of her at one time or another,often when there was no-one but the two of us about,chatting about screwing,getting me to drive her somewhere and putting my non-steering,gear changing hand between hers and her jeans and holding it there. I came to their house one spring afternoon to drop some item off I was asked to bring,and she leaned out of the kitchen window in a T-shirt and got me to wait there for a minute while she fetched something,then she walked out of the kitchen with her bare ass showing and I realised she had nothing on her lower half,before she came back with the naked frontal visible. She'd already told a girl friend the colour of her bush when I was the only other person in the room. Cannot say I wasn't highly tempted to sleep with her and would have gone for it if we'd been single and available,but didn't because I had nothing against my boss and thought it wouldn't be right. I did like to kiss and cuddle her and play around with her long hair,though,while sitting on the couch talking and watching something on TV.

[@theowl6548]

@@rjjcms1 Respect mate for not cucking another man be a part o f wrecking a home.

[@SomethingSmellsMichy]

@@susanstefan4614 *And her too*

[@benivenetta6253]

When he asks the people "im looking for this particular person" Literally it looks like they have forgotten who they are💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@LaPanneMotors]

i'm looking for a guy with a hat John: oH, aRtHuR?

[@kunei1996]

Well, a woman was helping a search party searching for her. An no one noticed for hours.

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

I think the girl with the pink and black hair knew it was her but pretend not to know

[@booknerdjebbi5037]

@@InsertCreativeusername_ well it sounds like a pick-up line. If she answered "Here she is" it would imply that she's interested in him. At least that's what I would think in that situation.

[@Kinobambino]

@@LaPanneMotors 🤣🤣🤣

[@crappyaccount]

"She didn't even have her teeth in..." *_shudder_*

[@sjsjsjhshshdgsgdggsvavscsg2483]

Lol

[@heyheyheyheyheyhey76]

His ability to not laugh is pretty remarkable to be honest haha.

[@Kara_Kay_Eschel]

She can't bite, all she can do it just gum it.

[@patricksmith4860]

We got him...

[@camdentown69]

Honestly this has to be my favourite video Ever , cheers me up every day , well done

[@anonymous689]

Embarrassment: *exists This guy: We don't do that here

[@failedsuccessfully9478]

I'll be here for a while, since it's lonely

[@failedsuccessfully9478]

Country road, take me home, to a place, I belooooooooooooooooong

[@anonymous689]

Why lol?

[@aisha5156]

S K Das I don’t know anymore.👌🏾

[@anonymous689]

@X Æ A-12 I can't believe people are already naming themselves as Elon's son😂

[@cucabeludo3596]

When he said “congratulations on your sister being pregnant” I thought he was gonna say something like “you’re gonna be a wonderful father mate”

[@brandoncaldwell95]

Honestly, that would be an interesting reaction to see.

[@polishheavies8205]

'Sweet home Alabama'

[@hidnisabrina570]

i thought so

[@samfri3nd]

Same 😂

[@mariodayz]

I would like this comment but it's at 420 and I don't wanna disturb that. Can someone tell me when it's not a funny number please? XD

[@thepersonwhofuckingasked3154]

This guy: makes jokes and is genuinely funny KZbin “pranksters”: slapping someones food out of their hands and calling it a prank Edit:good idea andy

[@deadpoolthepsycho_________2428]

Master piece

[@christianramirez7979]

Fax

[@johngill9071]

Nobody does that. Name one youtuber who has done that.

[@thepersonwhofuckingasked3154]

john Gill Arya,savageshawn and RebelTV. Search it up before you make assumptions

[@johngill9071]

@@thepersonwhofuckingasked3154 buddy actually just spent 2 hours finding a yt account that does that

[@Wardog01Actual]

"... I've still got them on. I like it. I REALLY like it!" We've all been there, bro. 😂

[@omarkeblawi4356]

the most interesting thing in this video that his face turns to red every time he starts mumbling

[@ChadH17]

He's white. That's what we do. Especially ones of the Irish variety.

[@jackhoge7186]

And when he pretends to get upset

[@john-pierrerichard1791]

@@ChadH17 It's not called "Irish variety", it's called NORDIC WHITE. You can also find them in Scandinavia, Germany. Russia as well.

[@omarkeblawi4356]

I didn't even expect this oooo my god

[@hotsausethedoggo6553]

True

[@kSubsNovideos-kg5be]

Me: **reading the comments** My brain: 'damn I wish I wrote that'

[@25_UNIVERSE]

Bro same!! I always feel that way 😂

[@syyakesan]

damn i wish i wrote that

[@imnotcreative3004]

@@syyakesan hey i was gonna write that...

[@Miska1]

I think same xd

[@STALKERKILLER444]

@@syyakesan damn i wish i wrote that

[@tomriddleishot8552]

“I put my girlfriends underwear on. I still have them on..” *her: 🤭*

[@unclebob7513]

Chloe Plays what do you mean are you lesbian or a boy

[@tomriddleishot8552]

OhNOIdidPoOpies LOL it’s from the video

[@tomriddleishot8552]

OhNOIdidPoOpies LOL 1:05

[@Fa1led]

@@tomriddleishot8552 So... you're a lesbian?

[@diveinstructordaniel1095]

And I like it

[@xoxocamilla]

THIS IS AMAZING!!! I laughed so hard

[@gr8virgo987]

End was terrific. I mean all those stranger didn't realize that he is talking about them😂😂😂. Man with the push bike,,girl with pink and black hair lol.

[@arturpariasek4452]

They did

[@alonsocushing2398]

Oh, so that's what that's about then?

[@JerickW-sz8fp]

Should've said he had money for them or something at the end

[@itheivoidi9151]

Smh They did

[@fionnmonstyr190]

Plot twist: he actual has a multi personality disorder

[@breadloaf666]

Plot twist: there is no such a thing as multi personality disorder since 1994.

[@adolfsmith5191]

@@breadloaf666 yeah just cringey gacha youtubers lol

[@breadloaf666]

@@adolfsmith5191 the name was changed to dissociative identity disorder. gacha tubers are using their game identities as a coping mechanism because they hate themselves lmao.

[@adolfsmith5191]

@@breadloaf666 lmao

[@lilahmoore910]

@@adolfsmith5191 I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂

[@RocGirl05]

These situations are giving me second hand embarrassment.

[@cosmicray7441]

Well described

[@RocGirl05]

shaman Ik you don't have to remind me.

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

Finally a name for that!!!! I get it so bad!

[@hoesaintshif7311]

@@RocGirl05 we the same age, why tf you got a gacha life pfp, kinda sad.

[@procrastinatingme953]

People, if you have hate on Gacha Life, don't attack the game because it's the community that made it look bad

[@CaptainEverythingHumorandMore]

The Explosive Diarreah one got me busting up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donovancooper229]

He’s a British dude stuck in an american’s body

[@allaboutsboyzz4737]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGqppqF7oM2HhNE

[@espritdecorps6026]

Maybe his mom been to America once in her life

[@PollyLove92]

No.

[@mr_oreoman]

No.

[@TheOneEyedMac]

@@espritdecorps6026 *hol up*

[@gayatrishiveshwarkar7857]

Embarrassment: This guy: we don't do that here

[@robloxtea6124]

Lol

[@nedcapp8817]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SOO FUNNY

[@ritik8508]

plot twist:- All these calls are actually real incidents and yes he's wearing his girlfriend's underwear.

[@dazedconfusedgrunge]

That's the one that surprised you the most xd???

[@beary7797]

And yes he likes it

[@bfpaul1]

Wearing em with the explosive diarrhea

[@loly8844]

Mans been having like three affairs, faked being vegan, ran over his neighbors cat, and has explosive diarrhea, that must suck

[@tamurayui3672]

@@loly8844 LMFAO

[@Missionmoench2]

Bro. We need more of these! I looked at your other videos, and this one has exponentially more views. Give the people what they want!

[@hoh5956]

These are the kinda random coversations the pedestrians be having on Grand Theft Auto

[@pollyc.1957]

Lol...I have a love-hate relationship with those. Like I just finish getting everything together for the big mission coming up and then suddenly this girl comes strolling by on her cell, bitching about her boyfriend, and I'm so busy stalking her that I missed my destination like three blocks ago and have to circle back 😂

[@skylarjaxx2399]

@@pollyc.1957 Right I be oh damn what happened I gotta hear the rest of this!!!! Lol

[@dualsenseentertainment]

Facts😂😂😂

[@wampyrelli]

@@pollyc.1957 Meanwhile in your character's head: "Is she single yet?"

[@Robciomixxnfs]

This is my exact first thought. "WHAT? SHE'S MY COUSIN?" ~Random guy just walking down the street in Liberty City, 2001

[@KORI-e7y]

“I put on my girlfriend’s underwear this morning. I’ve still got them on. I like it! I really like it!”

[@KingHayabusa384]

It happens to the best of us. But not me. Never.

[@trump-qt7yx]

He said that as I read that

[@kelechimichael-uwakwe3067]

*proceeds to sob

[@hellercord5584]

@@KingHayabusa384 because you don't have a girlfriend?

[@mayur4699]

@@hellercord5584 i wear them on my face.

[@_yaboi_O1]

Him: Hello mate, I’m looking for you. Them: No, haven’t seen me.

[@nicobuffing9756]

Its like in dwarf fortress when you ask someone about themself and they answer they have never heard of the person :D

[@Adriana.Gabriela]

This made me laugh out loud 😂

[@Myhalamanz]

Mood

[@j-sant-animations8105]

Like one of those cartoons where the character describes another chasing character in the most horrid way possible until they realize they’re being described

[@iamsushi1056]

understandable, have a nice day

[@livinglifeleona]

Being in public and hearing some good juicy gossip is so delicious I can't explain it 🤣 love their reactions

[@miaa2418]

“I kissed his mom!” Lady: 😟 “TWICE!” Lady: 😨

[@tunezmusic661]

Lol

[@windhoek6024]

Lol

[@kpopexposing6289]

Lol

[@adityarajasekar5138]

Lol

[@leelee0505]

loL