jerma watches ster play five nights at freddy’s (highlights)

[@Buttersaucee3]

I love how Jerma is coaching his ex-not-ex husband (it's complicated) in fnaf like he has intimate knowledge of the game when he played it for an *HOUR* and half of the time was spent on the sleeping bit lmao

[@whoreshit1411]

RIGHT and he wasnt even half decent at it LMFAOOO you can just tell he watched a fnaf lore video essay once and decided he was an expert

[@tahutoa]

he spent the WHOLE hour SLEEPING

[@spawnstah7228]

I mean, he also made a KZbin video of it like 10 years ago or something hahaha, Oh nvm that was the demon Lord, nvm

[@pichu9546]

Fr though thats me. I havent played a single frame of any of these games but as soon as someone else starts playing i will put aside the fact that i am trans just to mansplain everything i saw in 4 hour long video essays

[@spawnstah7228]

@@pichu9546 Mansplaining privileges revoked

[@sordidcrypt]

i can't tell if this stream was some kind of complex hallucination i'm still having, but at one point ster's chat evolved into comparing the total number of kissing men the chatters were imagining

[@97aves]

real ones remember

[@sordidcrypt]

@@97aves i hope the men in your head are doing well my friend

[@97aves]

@@sordidcrypt going stronger than ever.... i wish yours well, too, my friend 💪

[@flask223]

What does this even mean

[@sordidcrypt]

@@flask223 it's like when you make two barbies kiss, but they're men and you're imagining it, and then comparing the number of barbie couples you're making kiss with other kissing barbie connoisseurs i hope this helped

[@therealmarilyn]

moment of silence for ster's chat that had to get raided by jerma's

[@bevvvy1374]

It actually made me completely stop typing, Jermas chat is fucking awful lmao

[@azzypoo]

i wonder if any ster chatters resent and hate jerma fans or if they’re the same people

[@gracecalis5421]

​@@azzypoo We resent and hate Jerma's fans because we are Jerma's fans.

[@daalimbe]

every single jerma chatter is m(e)y enemy is this anything?

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

I read this as ster's chat got railed by jerma :/

[@SomeGuyWithAFace9]

i love how embarassed he is the first time he gets scared

[@noaag]

23:17 Ster tells Jerma to COMMAND him to do LITERALLY ANYTHING on stream 😳😳😳

[@kaizerdeath12]

Foxy had a fucking GRUDGE against Ster this whole time Ster vs. Foxy for Jermarumble

[@peinin]

+2

[@salt_factory7566]

@@peinin -2

[@ood9700]

21:31 I think this is the most inappropriate thing Jerma has said in years and he sounds confused by it

[@SuperCompany007]

It’s weird because if he knows what it means why would he read it? And if he actually doesn’t know, how?

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

I can't tell if I'm dense and missing a Jerma joke here but they meant last as in survive, is that not a term that's used in America?

[@SuperCompany007]

@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon idk if you’re serious but it’s from those porn game ads where it says ”you won’t last 10 seconds playing this game” over a video of like batman fucking tracer from overwatch

[@Minceraft69]

@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon mr freddy krueger, respectfully, it means you won't last 10 seconds before you coom

[@Robospy1]

I like how they both seem to have no clue how the game works but Jerma is acting like he knows what he's talking about lol

[@Squalidarity]

28:32 Jerma literally doing the scout line “grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, [if you play chrono trigger it’s gonna be one of your favorite games of all time].”

[@buggibii]

correct

[@GLENNACHEEMS]

eating this video with my hands shoveling it like slop into my face

[@raynova8055]

this exactly you get it

[@wzrdfog185]

So fucking real

[@Aercoh]

sew true

[@ohno2277]

Dude chill out i can literaly hear your schlip schlop smirt smort num nunm numnn

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@ohno2277 no dignity at all smh

[@briand5170]

Star’s chat had to have been in emote only or everyone was committed to not telling star how to combat foxy in any capacity

[@martingarricks6209]

this comment was kind of hard to read (i don’t have dyslexia)

[@GameJam230]

I find it amazing how he died at basically 5:59am on night 1. That's just unfortunate.

[@siilverREAL]

thank you for shortening this down to highlights. if i have to directly observe or hear jerma for periods of time longer than 1 hour then i begin to get migranes and intense abdominal pain. i fear for what will happen if i watch him for more than 2 hours

[@alisonnyanyannya]

ok

[@ObliviousMiner]

22:22 guys don't worry i know jerma just snorted but he doesn't do that usually

[@xdress1746]

JERMA THE CRITS! JERMA!

[@yeahyeah4433]

Come on, he doesn't do that usually

[@ivan-sin-compania5710]

So nice to see Ster dedicating a stream for Jerma. Such a good husband!

[@sarmin8008]

The therapist told them to spend more time together

[@windowlicker2538]

9:13 newest security guard at freddy fazbears pizza has been removed from his position due to erm. well.

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

he was doing WHAT with Foxy???

[@AShatteredDragonsSpirit]

@@unblorbosyourshows9635 The animatronics DO get a little quirky at night...

[@SaLaDmAn.]

Tysm for the timestamp broski lmfao

[@citrus-eater]

mom and dad are just having some fun time together again to rekindle some questionable sparks ykwim

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

what a creep... stalking his ex-husband like that D:

[@pichu9546]

Ik right foxy needs to lay off

[@MoobOgler]

Scared grown men are adorable

[@pichu9546]

I love it when they scream and squeal 😊

[@MoobOgler]

@@pichu9546 I love it when they genuinely feel their life is ending 😍

[@testhekid]

10:35

[@ohno2277]

Their true form

[@_nbcake]

I love watching ster rip fnaf to pieces

[@urbroz]

jerm laughs like elmo 15:52

[@dorothea.a]

wtf scary

[@cashewbag]

this has me losing my mind

[@noraoraoraoraora]

LMAOOO HE DOES

[@M.noe7]

such a cute date idea :D hope this makes them undivorce

[@Mothotone]

I love watching the married couple.

[@flameguy3416]

No way they're married right? I thought Jerma had a woman

[@pwaf5739]

@@flameguy3416 they got married live :)

[@Macc985]

@@pwaf5739 they got divorced recently:(

[@pwaf5739]

@@Macc985 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SashaSlvt]

@@flameguy3416poly

[@KimoyaFTW]

i just finished watching the entire stream time to watch the 35 min arson cut

[@LardDude32]

Thanks for the last five seconds of the video. I was really close and that was enough for me

[@Gamblinaddicted]

ill help next time

[@olivialafleur]

gg

[@palette1931]

what:

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Jerma fans and ster fans are both similar yet also are VERY different at the same time

[@uotaniset]

my streamer watching his streamer

[@jesuschristimsoblueallthetime]

the thumbnail 😭

[@Mystery_Meat]

I have never seen someone die on fnaf night 1 except my mom. Unreal.

[@MarzaButTube]

Same but also since when was night1 that involved, I thought like nothing happened

[@abstractlime101]

I didn't think foxy spawned until like, night 3

[@Robospy1]

I didn't even know you could die on night one, you pretty much have to actively ignore the gameplay and just sit there lol

[@eddiejames4006]

I love hearing Jerma be passionate about Chrono Trigger. It’s a really fantastic game, and I understand that as time changes the important contemporary art changes (hence why FNAF is just as meaningful to some people) but I also do hope that people revisit games from the 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, etc. There’s a lot to learn about game/art history there. (EDIT for clarity: my point is that I accept how Chrono Trigger isn’t as relevant to audiences today, like in that poll. Doesn’t change how it’s relevant to the RPG genre’s stylistic development. I think it should be kept around for those who wanna play it or learn about RPG’s roots). And I also get how Ster feels about that toy doc on Netflix. Looks like it’s trying to shape nostalgic millennial identity around Hasbro and Mattel. To me it seems more materialistic because a transaction is necessary for a physical object whereas not for games which can be experienced without transaction (not that I’m encouraging it…). These days someone could play Chrono Trigger without spending a cent, and it could still be relevant to audiences today if they were interested enough in video game history/art history to play games that aren’t brand new IPs. I suppose people don’t take this seriously though because video games are still a pop culture thing and not ‘high art’. To me this is all a type of art history and not just nostalgia.

[@calebv123]

This this this. It makes me sad that Nintendo, for example, is actively *against* fan remakes/emulation of their older games. Because, like it or not, that’s the main way older games are preserved in a less volatile state than just hardware. It’s crazy to me that more game companies aren’t scrambling to permanently preserve all of their published games for generations to come. (Well, i guess it isn’r that crazy. When the motive is profit, spending resources to preserve games not for the purpose of sales would seem a complete waste, sadly…) Sometimes I just think of all the games out there that’ll never be replayed, all the games that slip through the cracks even today when online marketplaces and servers are shut down, when old domains are neglected and websites go down, or when something like Flash is phased out of browsers.

[@bevvvy1374]

Chrono trigger is so overrated, don't get what people see in it. Only particularly great thing about it was the music and team attacks.

[@Tacdelio]

chrono trigger is nothing compared to fallout new vegas. josh saywer is a revolutionary and a prophet. chrono trigger is anime trash. there is zero sarcasm in this.

[@GentlemanQuentin]

@eddiejames4006 You make some good points. I do see lots of brands these days pandering to nostalgia. I haven't seen the Netflix doc you speak of, but I do think nostalgia for particular physical things is good too. My personal hobbies have always been a mix of playing games and tinkering with my Hot Wheels and Matchbox- I think having good variety of interests like that is important for everyone. I feel confident when I buy my cars too. The designers who work on HW/Matchbox are enthusiasts for their work, and the cars are made with quality and care in Malaysia and Thailand- Matchboxes even have a little elephant on the bottom to denote their Thai origins! There's lots of heart and soul that go into those cars, and that's what makes them special.

[@Collato]

Jerma gushing about Chrono Trigger and Ster despising a nostalgia driven documentary series says so much about what kind of people they are. I get what Jerma is saying, Chrono Trigger was very influential to a lot of people and to rpgs as a whole, but probably not as well known (especially nowadays) as he thinks. And Ster is just judging a book by it's cover, the Toys That Made Us is a great series with the Movies That Made Us being even better. I get what he's saying too but the series is actual just about how these huge toy companies and brands came to be like GI Joe and Transformers. It's very interesting and not about a bunch of manchildren idiots gushing over nostalgia like what I assume he thinks it's about.

[@Thebirdy123]

you know the thing I'm most surprised by is how he got jumped by foxy in fnaf 1 night 1 I legit thought you couldn't be jumped by him

[@wildboargaming1858]

fnaf beating chrono trigger was crazy

[@Tacdelio]

only because chrono trigger is trashier than fnaf.

[@ambrosiadreamer]

queer ppl really like fnaf, and there's a lot of gay & trans ppl in their audiences, sooooo- but in all seriousness, for people a bit younger than jerma & ster, it was much more accessible to play fnaf. i think it having a $3 mobile app helped a fair amount with its popularity. tbh i didn't even know there _was_ a chrono trigger app until looking it up for this comment. i only knew of the snes and ds versions. (also the chrono trigger app is $10, which is a lot in the mobile game sphere). i never got into the series myself, horror isn't my thing and i have a fear of animatronics, but i remember kids going NUTS abt it at the after-school program i went to. it was actually to the point where it got banned because other kids were seeing it and getting upset/scared by it! it had that classic "push" of being a new fun thing that you just _have_ to try out, *but* it's only just a tap away right on your ipod/tablet!!! and, whereas as wonderful and impactful chrono trigger is, i don't think a kind of "rerelease" would be able to garner the same amount of clamor. chrono trigger's initial popularity happened during a time when less people played video games because less people had access to the mediums video games were found on! not to mention the myriad of youtubers covering the game, as it was new and trending content basically _begging_ to be made. it also allowed people who didn't own the game to still be able to _experience_ the game. *tldr* easily accessible, free-to-view endless torrents of videos, a $3 price point, availability on just about any non-brand-specific device you might have, and a largely child audience? that's basically a recipe for success also, it was much easier to produce & make a profit off bootlegs of a game made by some random guy than a game backed and trademarked by large, well known gaming companies :P also also, sorry for how long this. is i was perhaps feeling a bit sillay

[@lailabear]

omg i need to watch this vod…

[@RarePupper]

Bro kept the 18:31 jumpscare at full volume LMAO

[@RarePupper]

okay actually now that I am on PC that IS the quieter version I am pretty sure

[@den-lavender]

ster really is just a cranky housewife

[@despacitodaniel801]

oh man this is like them old StarFIsh and Jermany videos

[@Everettalla]

I love how he’s just THERE jerma makes everything better

[@ConSolo29]

where is the markiplier jumpscare timestamp comment how am i supposed to watch this

[@scpjinchuriki3295]

Another streamer that can't even do a 6 hour shift smh

[@KennyMatthewsMonster]

I wasn’t there for the FNaF poll but I would have voted yes because it’s funny (I’ve never played or watched it). Hopefully a lot of the votes were that.

[@pennynukenarc]

Five nights, it shouldn't seem so long But it takes forever when you go all about it wrong (with jerma)

[@artnerd3727]

"it's night one it's alright".... if only he knew then

[@alisonnyanyannya]

BRO WHAT IS THAT THUMBNIAL?!?!?!

[@stairsandflowers]

I’m losing it at the emojis

[@holly5234]

@@stairsandflowers :nails:

[@kikicauseschaos]

where did these emojis come from?? what device are you using??

[@zhubwat]

@@kikicauseschaos

[@frankiesien9252]

@@kikicauseschaos

[@swagjose1817]

bonding time after divorcing ❤

[@witheredapricot]

I feel like I’m in the call with them this time

[@LazyMaybe]

27:10 Chrono Trigger Copium begins

[@Lusiggy]

Jerma knows way more about FNAF than I thought he would

[@damieiuz]

Thanks for your hard work arson!

[@alisonnyanyannya]

watiiitoit are u the person from stream chat??? i think i also have u on robloxcks????!

[@damieiuz]

@@alisonnyanyannya hm!!! Are you talking about yaoivoid/yuzuvoid? If so yes thats me!

[@alisonnyanyannya]

@@damieiuz YAOIVOIDDDD LMAO THATS SO GOOD... im pretty sure yeah i think im like megurineluka something or other on twitch or like snakes most places

[@elixa562]

@@damieiuzyuzu void??? As in yuzuru hanyu?

[@TheFlyfly]

a significant amount of people likely realised they were furries aftew pwaying dis game mrew

[@WoWMinGM]

scream stream scream stream

[@ferretgazette8355]

its really crazy how every comment here starts with "i love"

[@powerup622]

s tier thumbnail

[@zashiki_warashi]

dude basically said "nah im not tryna listen to this phone guy endlessly talk my ear off" and then he said "why do i keep dying to foxy, what do i do?!"

[@h0verman]

ster is farming content for YOUR channel

[@sarahf3689]

14:22 me right before getting eaten by the gay zombies

[@Fleagob]

i agree with jerma. about chrono trigger. i am sorry

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

yes im so glad you made this edit

[@xiutecuhtli15]

How did foxy get them likd twice on night 1. Isn't that super rare for foxy to be active enough to attack on night 1

[@milkmonstrosity]

Oh no he fell victim to the Curse of Toy Chica

[@homieseaotter5190]

He LOVES the five nights at freddie’s franchise

[@Skelewar]

WTF Night 1 Foxy???? Ster got the worst rng

[@abobobini]

Ster is scared pt. 1

[@alisonnyanyannya]

wait is this the stream from saturday??? damnnn i wanted to watch but i went to daddyos and round town w some goons

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

you fucking what

[@bevvvy1374]

This is literally half the time they spent playing FNAF lmao.

[@katerichard2249]

What is the full stream called? Gotta see this!!

[@shenisdiscovery]

30:46 it was our fault......

[@valentin9361]

holy shit got to an arson video early wtf

[@matthewbozdeck271]

Bro thinks he’s demon lord Zaraxos or something 😂

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

can somebody explain why fnaf ultimate custom night starts with that audio jumpscare? it’s such bad game design that it baffles me

[@cheerytears]

there are a few characters (referred to as trash and the gang in the UCN menu) that are basically joke/troll characters - and their mechanic is to whisper to distract you, then they make loud sounds and block your screen. i think the beginning is just supposed to be a silly troll thing referring to that!

[@felsics9441]

“fnaf” “bad game design” You have your answer

[@milkmonstrosity]

UCN is intentionally a mess of a game, in fact on launch it was thought to be impossible to beat because of how much shit it throws at you.

[@Robospy1]

I thought that it was pretty obvious that it was the game developer trolling lol

[@parme-san]

11:21 this one's got more GAY MECHANICS

[@HeroFactor364]

Whats the song playing at the opeining, I know I recognize it from some where!!

[@electronicfox8153]

Is there a vod for the whole stream?

[@violetjade64]

STER KNOWS OCTOPIMP ?!

[@Funnyowl69]

Quite close buddies! Octo plays in Ster’s campaign

[@JazZSm]

They played DnD together multiple times and also some other games (like Diablo 2 and Guilty Gear)

[@margomargo985]

25:44 😂

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

I hate ster he is XQC bossmanjack level annoying and disgusting

[@PedroKing19]

Incorrect

[@MistaCatsby]

I don't knoe why people like Ster. It feels like he's really mean to Jerma and it isn't enjoyable to watch. Why does he have to be so snippy and insulting?

[@ook4698]

i somewhat agree! like sometimes i can tell its a jokey joke and that its all fun and games but sometimes it feels like hes genuinely trying to be mean 😭

[@MegaFPVFlyer]

They've been friends longer than a lot of viewers have been alive. I'm sure if their relationship was actually toxic, they would've gone their separate ways by now.

[@ook4698]

@@MegaFPVFlyer plenty of friendships last decades and are still toxic for plenty of reasons. though i dont think they think its toxic, they just dont rlly like ster in general. hes weird in every video 😭

[@happypunky4129]

People try not to pick at ster every time hes on camera challenge: impossible

[@Duraznose]

He brings out a cuntslay energy that Jerma fans don’t like

[@snowdevil002]

jerma monkey outro

[@holly5234]

So glad they had fun playing, can't wait for the FNAF movie date 🌟➕🦠= ❤

[@Gamblinaddicted]

i love you.

[@valen9941]

thank you for shortening this down to highlights. if i have to directly observe or hear ster for periods of time longer than 1 hour then i begin to get migranes and intense abdominal pain. i fear for what will happen if i watch him for more than 2 hours