Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #4

[@johncrops]

I think I said I wasn't going to do another one of these for like a long time, so I'm just going to stop making promises because I am clearly a liar. That being said, I do plan on releasing another one of these within like a month, so we'll see if I can keep my word. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy the video, and I hope you're all doing well :)

[@NUMBA1BansheeFan]

You mad lad

[@nysewerrat6577]

Noooo please make more :(

[@johncrops]

Ey don't worry, like I said there should be another one coming up within the next month, and I am always gathering clips for future videos

[@riqopowpow]

@@johncrops So this is the final part then

[@johncrops]

@@riqopowpow Frick, going by my own logic, that's true

[@leviathiane]

"You look like a newly discovered fish" fucking BROKE me

[@Heavysweating]

It's even funnier with the correct picture, since it's actually quite accurate

[@maryfreegirl2029]

Seaman Andy

[@psycless]

i literally saw that in the chat and said to myself "man that persons trying rlly hard to get read" and then they did

[@user-xv8eo2pk9g]

@17:01

[@gentlesandladymen]

It’s literally so accurate

[@dragonsrule20201]

I love how for BJ Andy he screamed "BJ WHAT?" as if Andy was the shocking part of the message

[@darkbobblackpants9747]

A*dy 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@moosesues8887]

@@darkbobblackpants9747 fr 🤢

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

why didn't you censor the word A***?? MY EYES HAVE BEEN TAINTED

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

That was an inspect element joke mockup. It is unlikely the original message contained "Andy".

[@johncrops]

​ @Volnar The Unforgiving I just realized I cut it out of the video, but if you go back to that stream and watch that moment in its entirety, Jerma says "The worst part is that it said 'blowjob *ANDY*." It's true I had to recreate the message since the original was deleted, but it definitely had "Andy" in it. Don't know why I didn't leave that part in the video, I'm dumb. Here's the source: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXK0poajfLGBnMk at 6:38:06

[@poorcolossus]

I love how harsh he feels like he's being for the smallest timeouts. "Listen, you've forced my hand, you're really gonna regret this, ban that guy for 5 minutes."

[@smolbrendan5978]

his inner supply teacher is showing

[@kaizokuAUTO]

@@smolbrendan5978 the supply teacher to streamer pipeline features 100% transferrable skills

[@Zawmbbeh]

"ban that guy FOREVER" = "ban that guy for AT LEAST 30 MINUTES"

[@lucasnadamas9317]

except for fart andy, that guy was no regret or doubt just "ban him permanently"

[@funnyfella8198]

@@happynewyear001 only if they resist arrest, they usually get let out on bail

[@therrfuin7897]

It is funny every time jerma reads a message like he thinks it's funny then immediately tells the mods to ban someone in a super serious tone. I can't get over it

[@PerpetualCamel]

I also like that when he says to ban people, he chooses times that wouldn't be worth it to ban them for, like 17 seconds

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

@@PerpetualCamel 1 minute ban, permanent

[@b0BSh4nk3r]

11:57

[@darksongoftheshadows9263]

my fav Ban That Guy bit has probably been that one time somebody said he was bad at a game and he told mods to ban that guy for "700 billion fuckin years". like I just wish I could see inside jermas brain like one of those fucked up see-through fish yknow

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@darksongoftheshadows9263 jermaquarium

[@Cicadidaetm9899]

I like that he makes some of the comments sound more polite. Like at 19:28 he reads it as "it's my birthday can you watch porn on stream" while the actual comment is just "it's my birthday watch porn"

[@cy-bernet-ix]

"how much kfc have you eaten" turned into "have you eaten kfc recently"

[@cy-bernet-ix]

also he removed the "old man" from the shirtlessness request

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

And yet he turns "that's a double" into "That's literally your stunt double, dude. That can't be you." It's like his brain skipped over "a" and thought he had actually missed like 20 words and made up a whole comment

[@18skeltor]

It's he's protecting his ego

[@calix_mayeus]

@Vae Victis “shit idiot brain juice”

[@solharv7817]

“He’s calling from prison” really is one of the best chat moments ever

[@Clouditivity]

Yeah I remember laughing so hard when he read that on stream

[@Limpshot_McGee]

Another person said it was a hostage situation and I think that’s funnier

[@zetanone7211]

God the image in my head of his agents or whatever being like “look I get you won’t be out for another 12 years but you’ve gotta appear in this info commercial or your reputation will be ruined”

[@hexpsyche]

4:39

[@urbainleverrier1]

@@hexpsyche I love you

[@M-1996A1]

It’s the primal energy of a classroom seeing the weakness in the substitute teacher and making them cry for their sick pleasure. He’s always just been a substitute teacher.

[@User-1939t9]

then he makes the teacher noise and we all fall on the floor having a seizure

[@TurbopropPuppy]

substitute streamer, what a sycho

[@martk647]

And the same teacher would bring a meat grinder the next day..

[@mitchroid]

“but our normal teacher always lets us peep the horror!”

[@ryanhernandez8324]

@@martk647 The Mince of '85. #chatgrind ✊😎

[@kaizokuAUTO]

I like how Jerma never personally bans someone, he orders a moderator to take part in the bizarre time-out performance

[@icoffeebeen]

an honorable king swings the executioners sword himself. jerma is not an honorable king

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

@batrachianbill9760 If Jerma even used a millionth of his power we would all be dead

[@MrMrkman98]

@batrachianbill9760 Except the guy who asked him to play destiny pvp. Jerma personally saw to that guy.

[@saudade7842]

@@MrMrkman98 He was worthy

[@thediabolicalraisin8953]

​@@MrMrkman98no sane person would accept that offer

[@ori6990]

It's weird how jerma bans somebody permanently for saying "Fart Andy" but only for 30 minutes if you say "BLOWJOB ANDY"

[@KillerDragoon87]

He said “permanently…for 1 minute”

[@b0BSh4nk3r]

deranged behavior, this jerma guy needs to be locked up

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@KillerDragoon87 local streamer has no sense of timescale

[@elliewuzzup7689]

This is the guy who tried to figure out if there was a way to stay at 3pm by flying around the globe...and believed that if it was 3pm for him it would be for chat as well. He also hates Europeans for living in a different time zone. Needless to say time isn't his forte.

[@mydemon]

He said "permanently.. for one minute"

[@helloimtom100]

I feel like the more terrible and unhinged a chat msg is, the more likely Jerma is able to see and read it

[@FunkyTheMainMonkey]

The A.I. in his brain automatically locks on to them

[@kailin9257]

Hence why chat is so toxic as of recent. They all want his attention. Unhinged recognizes unhinged.

[@meatycheerios199]

Hi tom

[@tahutoa]

like blood to a shark

[@bradentheman1373]

@@kailin9257chat is actually the insane one. I was watching his very recent stream and he was playing house flipped demo or whatever and I said “I like the house. you did good jerma” or something, and he read it out loud and immediately everyone said “nobody said that”

[@denisj458]

Love that he explains birds by saying "They're birds that fly around"

[@bean_eater1209]

He had to specify that they aren't ostriches

[@pindaunt3r534]

@@bean_eater1209 or penguins

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

@@pindaunt3r534 or Kiwis

[@Bessux]

Specially because he was talking about the birds and the bees, and bees also fly around.

[@ryanwalsh5019]

@@CrazedKasaJizo or chickens

[@ArnoTheLad]

I love how Jerma bans anyone who’s funnier than him

[@geldundkokaine2569]

Due to this nobody in chat is allowed to speak

[@tsuchinoko719]

He's such a tyrant

[@spigggg]

@@tsuchinoko719 dictatorship andy

[@zapcoolman8816]

​@@spiggggban that guy permanently

[@nicebike5039]

this is why ballfondler is his mortal enemy they were too funny for their own good

[@onlinestonedogii]

He’s like a substitute teacher whenever anyone in chat misbehaves. Its just time outs and light scolding every single time he gets called “poop Andy”

[@kaizokuAUTO]

He was a substitute teacher so it makes perfect sense

[@a7475]

It's because he has parent teacher conference meeting hair

[@theguythatasked6400]

@@kaizokuAUTO let’s hope he doesn’t make the sound again

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

@@theguythatasked6400Well.. ya fuckin jinxed it mate

[@EnverHalilHoxha1917]

Poopy andy

[@RequiemBeats01]

The idea of chef tony having to do in infomercial from prison is hilarious

[@rockinthecazbah4]

I imagine a line of inmates waiting to call loved ones while he's just animatedly doing this infomercial in front of everyone on the phone. It kills me.

[@thaumaTurtles]

@@rockinthecazbah4 you just leaked the ending of Better Call Saul

[@g8le]

@@thaumaTurtles Pretty sure you just did actually.

[@neerkum5428]

That shit killed me dawg💀

[@robbieboydudeguy]

I love when he reads things wrong, betraying his debilitating dyslexia

[@robbieboydudeguy]

It hasn’t even been a day and there’s 100 likes. I hope jerma recovers once his horde of bees exits his house after the 50 years they’ve spent terrorizing him

[@kaizokuAUTO]

@@robbieboydudeguy jerma is the bees actually he's a swarm

[@ree3762]

@@robbieboydudeguy shut up

[@yurimessiah]

@@kaizokuAUTO he has come for your nectar

[@Jupiter__001_]

@@kaizokuAUTO THE PAIN *bees start pouring out from sleeves of jacket*

[@u12bdragon]

15:03 actual psycho moment. I could see the layers of his normalcy facade peel away. for a second there, he was not wearing the mask of a sane person, and it was terrifying.

[@FeodorFedelini]

*hhhhhhhhh*

[@capacitatedflux]

legitimately terrifying

[@grease_monkey6078]

Just think about it. Jerma makes so much money from people insulting him on a daily basis, he has made it an art form. he is the village idiot that people throw money at. Stay awesome Jezza

[@aerosma5021]

*Jizzma

[@williord3050]

So he’s basically a lolcow that learned lol

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@williord3050 cow

[@pillgrimm]

Jezza?

[@DLBBALL]

@@ponponpatapon9670 Completely unrelated but +1 for your username. Patapon's fun

[@SkiddlyBink]

"you look like a newly discovered fish" is my new fave out of pocket jerma description

[@Figgy_Jub]

Which is great because you can fit him in your pocket.

[@JoseRodriguez-jn2ur]

I love the ones where someone says something messed up and then Jerma reads their name, my favorite one was when someone just said "you're bad" and their name was JermaEnjoyer1000000000

[@skywardstargaze1768]

jerma enjoyer one Billion

[@disposable_income_andy]

"JermaEnjoyer1000000000000: You are bad"

[@rideontime8591]

Chat is jerma's cohost. I cannot imagine a stream without chat. Based chat

[@Cocoauri]

I don't know why but something about the phrase "Grandma Sicko Mode" just made me fucking lost it. Thank you for surfacing these beautiful moments from chat

[@icoffeebeen]

same

[@combativeThinker]

Babushka busts out the Kar-98.

[@diediedice]

Beating up the other elderly with her cane

[@kay_luh]

the way he misreads most of these messages makes it so much funnier, like how is he gonna read a whole message properly and then say 'chapstick' instead of 'capslock' 😭 also the cheer i let out seeing this in my subs box... thank you john crops!!!!!!!

[@Jester_Jean]

or the infamous "Eat a McDick"

[@isaacdanoob2434]

@@Jester_Jean or "this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins"

[@winterlou]

I never know if every time he says "ban that person for at least X minutes!" the mods actually do it or if it's just a bit

[@plaguis1391]

I really hope they actually hand out those 10 minute "bans"

[@daniel.d.2452]

happpened to me lmao, craziest 5 minutes

[@thisisachannel.780]

like 10% of the time it’s a bit, the other 90% they actually do time out/ban

[@dmkmn4612]

I WANT THAT GUY PERMANENTLY BANNED I DONT WONT TO SEE HIS NAME EVER AGAIN... for 5 minutes

[@3dDoener]

@@daniel.d.2452 badge of honor

[@SleepyAdam]

why was he so offended by cube world I'm laughing so hard

[@SleepyAdam]

Never mind just learned about the game that's unfortunate

[@senatorpineapple8149]

@@SleepyAdamwhats cube world whats unfortunate about it

[@irregular_dream]

@@senatorpineapple8149 To briefly summarize, it's an indie game that had a lot of hype around it in the early 2010s when it was in development. However, there ended up being no updates on development progress for several years and people thought the game had been abandoned. It did eventually release in 2019 but it ended up being a disappointing game for a lot of people.

[@myfatassdick]

Luna damn that’s sad I remember seeing that game all those years ago and thinking “that’s cool i wonder where it’ll go from here” and then never hearing about it again

[@neophyteredglare961]

@@rdmurph3371 tbh tho once you start getting money to fund the project you are liable for at least some of them

[@HuffdrewPaint]

I like the "Jerma you look like.." messages a lot because you have a second to comprehend what they see, so you're predisposed to seeing it when you look at him finally. The backwards hat one is funny as shit, and a decent example.

[@kaigibson320]

moustache hair has gotta be the best one

[@astracontritus1209]

@@kaigibson320 Mustache hair was so funny because it was absolutely spot on

[@urbainleverrier1]

@@kaigibson320 and it stuck with him too lol he made his hair as a mustache in that queen song video

[@ozarka4911]

i like the one where they say he looks like a newly discovered fish

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

I find it hilarious when he bans people for minutes and not permanently, he thinks he's too harsh on his lab rats and tries to not anger them too much

[@alexwolfe]

And then someone says fart Andy and he says ban that guy permanently with no remorse whatsoever

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@alexwolfe rule 66: no farting

[@ohsqueep]

rat, we're rats, we're the rats

[@diediedice]

@@ohsqueep we prey at night we stalk at night

[@xhivo97]

​@@alexwolfeI think he mumbles "for a minute" after lol

[@SleepyAdam]

Chat member : "Jerma take off your pants and show us your balls" Jerma : "Ban that person for 5 minutes." Chat member : "This game has some bugs in it" Jerma : "Ban that person for an hour."

[@labratboygirl]

chat member: fart andy jerma: ban that person Permanently

[@JermaStreamArchive]

I'm so happy you did another of these. One of my friends won't stop quoting chat messages from these at me. Keep up the good work!

[@johncrops]

Thank you very much! I've said it before and I'll say it again, these videos wouldn't be possible without all of your archiving efforts :)

[@bradentheman1373]

I love you both so much

[@themanwiththebeard4632]

​​@@bradentheman1373 alright guys, all three of you, start kissing.

[@lennartjuhh]

That's when you know you need some time off the internet

[@fellipesz]

I absolutely love when he "misreads" the messages because I'm 100% convinced he does it on purpose to make them even funnier (and it works every single time)

[@cy-bernet-ix]

"he's speaking in chapstick"

[@caspian9694]

Nah its definitely real, i see the same shit he does 💀

[@williamlyons1864]

I will never understand why he had to tell the mods to ban the BJ Andy guy 6 different times in succesion

[@dogsterdog]

you are such a real one for finding the chat messages and even timestamping everything 😭😭 wow

[@marsbar6225]

i'm so obsessed with looking at the section titles on these videos, they're so fucking funny. "gamma shaggy," "shirt off" and the grandma sicko mode one took me out

[@johncrops]

lmao I'm so glad someone brought this up, I have to say I was pretty proud of "Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby"

[@drpibisback7680]

​@@johncrops BRB, naming my MySpace Mathcore band Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby.

[@Sulphoraes]

Jerma's complete and utter inability to look past unhinged comments without reading them out loud will never cease to amaze me.

[@manofthesnails]

when someone said he was holding the grandma sicko mode bread like a baby i thought he was holding it as though it were a bottle of fine wine he was presenting

[@jazzswords1374]

Unhinged sentence

[@lightbluesleeper]

none of these words are in the bible

[@manofthesnails]

@@lightbluesleeper the only three words in that comment that don't appear in the bible are "grandma", "sicko", and "mode". (i checked)

[@MapleBeeSticky]

Was thinking the same thing because....if that's a baby he's holding it by the neck

[@wizardlizard55555]

@@manofthesnailsgrandma sicko mode NOT in the bible CONFIRMED

[@geckomancer]

i can’t get over him pronouncing “jared leto” the same way he says “otto” around 5:54. jared let-to

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

He also says "otto-matic"

[@pinkshoelace]

i say it the same way

[@grayrainbow100]

jermaLetoPet

[@kodinamsinh1267]

@@kiraw.9521 no they mean that jerma annunciates the word in the same way he does for Otto

[@legojay14]

I hate that you made me realize I forgot how it's actually pronounced and now read it the way jerma says it

[@AlexRodriguez-ti3wy]

7:28 I love how he just says the same sentiment “ban them for Thirty minutes”, like 5 or 6 times, each with a slightly different wording, like he’s just drafting his response out loud.

[@tackyoptic]

I have no fucking idea how he even reads anything, his chat is always going apeshit trying to one-up each other with shitty insults, it's such a chaotic environment I love it

[@littelcreatchure506]

10:50 WHAT DID THE GUY EVEN DO JERMA IS SO WRATHFUL EVEN MENTIONING BUGS IS WORSE THAN BLOWJOB ANDY

[@r0dders]

this streamer HATES puns.

[@twodoorgoop]

the “fuck snl and the whole cast” one caught me so off guard cuz it’s a kanye lyric lmao

[@icoffeebeen]

“tell em yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass” 😩🔥

[@donet0death240]

Ye and Jerma crossover

[@ezequiel_555]

@@donet0death240 yerma

[@theguythatasked6400]

UNHINGED streamer partners with ANTISYMMETRIC celebrity KANYE WEST!

[@nfdhje38743m]

​@@ezequiel_555 jitler

[@OdaSwifteye]

To be fair to Ball Fondler. It would take awhile to train the body to take an entire baseball through the anus and into the sphincter and I presume following it up with some sort of obscene yet really talented trick that ejects the baseball from the body.

[@ryoki_PH]

the diameter of a baseball is only around 7.5 centimetres so i don’t think it would be that hard to accomplish honestly, 5 months seems a bit like over-preparation to me :/

[@sirllamaiii9708]

I've seen it done before

[@thisisachannel.780]

like the hotdog launcher video but with a baseball and backwards

[@daveinthemicrowave]

@@jimmybean420 Bio-cannon

[@User-1939t9]

i regret looking at the comment section

[@SaucyBoy]

17:11 it's an honor to be a questionable chat message

[@ohherbie]

Jerma is a ruler villain and his mods are like his little workers and he tells them to “SEIZE HIM !” When someone’s funnier than him

[@cloudieo]

We are Jermas little minions and when Jerma tells mods to ban us we are put into a volcano.

[@asare240]

Chat is trying to gaslight jerma into madness, but hes also gaslighting himself into insanity

[@hertberken2053]

Fellas I don’t think I’ll ever recover from “Grandma Sicko Mode.”

[@icoffeebeen]

one of the best one guys ever

[@emmyl6956]

im obsessed with 21:30 the instant and correct reaction to call it weird and then the short pause where he seems to consider that maybe, he was a little harsh, so he says odd instead in a softer tone. Its hilarious.

[@kylano525]

22:44 I love how he pretends to be disturbed at mass murder. It's so nice of Jerma to make new viewers comfortable.

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

I started watching Jerma a week or two ago and now my room is filled with whiteboards trying to decipher who this man truly is. After countless research hours and almost every Chelte and archive vod. I.. Don’t… Know… This isn’t human.. It’s a thing.

[@cy-bernet-ix]

clearly its jared leto

[@jigsaucemusic]

This series is my favorite Jerma content. It’s a nice reminder that the fans are just as unhinged

[@idknomo5768]

"Jerma, you look like a chicken." Jerma: *slowly becomes possessed by a chicken* 16:36

[@EightTinyRats]

Jerma: time that person out for 7 million years Jerma 3 seconds later: time that person out for at least 5 minutes

[@bubblegum7046]

I need to find some way to incorporate "he's speaking in chapstick" and "grandma sicko mode" into my vocabulary

[@vynylwelsh9868]

I love that at 18:25 he is terrified of the dumpster opening sound and jumps back

[@crabdipp889]

Oh my god I’m unbelievably happy that another one of these exists

[@SnowDouble]

"BJ Andy" has to be my favorite jerma moment ever because the stream was so lax before that and everything after was just a mess. That "One Guy" derailed the whole stream into chaos

[@razmerry]

I love how he sounds like a mob boss ordering a hit when he bans someone

[@rice7676]

I love when he starts going off on tangents that have basically nothing to do with what he just read

[@picklerobertson5807]

I love these, the actual chat messages edited onscreen makes it amazing

[@SCP-2295]

i like when he reads a message and then goes "...i don't know what you're talking about" in a way that seems like not only is he fully aware of what chat is talking about he is also just lying to them for fun

[@Verm0uth07]

I just love it whenever jerma order the mods to ban someone, it never gets old for me lmao

[@haveagoodday7021]

"Baliff, whack his peepee"

[@spamreciever4208]

I'm new here, but my favorite thing this guy does is read every noun in a sentence, then just make the rest up like a reverse mad lib

[@spartains5493]

I love how at 27:25, he felt the it was necessary to explain what he meant by spongebob as if no one knew who the character was and what sponges do.

[@TheGimbishGlob]

I eat bricks

[@nabusvco]

This convinces me that Jerma and chat are symbiotic, they cant live without eachother

[@Sleepy-oi3xh]

These are some of the best edited videos, not just jerma videos but like out of all of youtube. Just the time and effort to go through chat alone and crop out all the messages. 11/10

[@hevoo]

I was just going through the old ones and when I saw this in the related videos, I thought this was from someone else doing their own thing at first. Thank you for continuing it!

[@unjerked]

düd same wtf

[@LuciaLaVA]

I like how jerma specified that the bird is the one that flies while a bee is just an insect

[@waldornprime5567]

i find it interesting how quickly the Andy bit just devolved into harassment

[@lagspike7763]

Original sin Andy always cracks me up holy shit what did he mean by that

[@idknomo5768]

17:43 I love how Jerma could be playing a game, look over at chat for like two seconds, find the most strange comment in chat, and still be pondering about it the next day.

[@havencross_]

every time someone comments on jermas appearance he sizes himself up like a bird in a mirror

[@agelessignorance485]

The way he reads each comment slightly different than what is actually typed makes me laugh every time💀

[@Kekkle-]

23:32 Yooo its me! Thank you for including my clip! :)

[@johncrops]

No problem, homie

[@AtilaZepol]

This was probably one of the worst things chatted

[@Kekkle-]

@@AtilaZepol I'm just a vile little guy you know how it is

[@lilcarttheoneandonly]

"why are you fucking bread" is probably my favorite jerma quote of all time, 13:33

[@steffo0302]

Hes like a mad king dishing out disproportionate prison sentences based on his mood

[@SabikHipparcos]

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

[@MasonLay-l6x]

THIS CASTLE!!! IS IN UNNACCEPTABLE CONDITION!!!! UNNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!

[@garrettbrax]

Chef Tony calling in from prison had me pissing holy shit

[@hydrasent563]

"Original sin andy" is so insanely funny to me

[@RUKOLAKE]

I like how he ends every one of these clips by saying "I want this person BANNED for x amount of time"

[@GreaserMan]

I actually kinda have an answer for the Hulk eating question. In one of the Marvel Zombies books, Hulk eats an entire human leg whole and when he turns back into Bruce, he's in a massive amount of pain and has a clear outline of a leg jutting out of him. So, uhh yeah.

[@MilesEasler]

God, first clip and I'm already his father. This is gonna be a great video

[@whitealbum8620]

correction: he‘s already your father

[@1whospeaks]

Why is he eating bread on stream like an 18th century chimney cleaner.

[@johncrops]

Go easy on the poor boy, t's the only food they currently have in his village. All of the animals have fled under mysterious circumstances and the fruit trees have withered so they must resort to grain.

[@deadringer6759]

A baseball is pretty big. It's understandable it would take over a month to train for that.

[@itshighmewn8174]

I think one of my favorite Jerma bits is him threatening to ban people for extremely inconsequential amounts of time. “Ban that guy for thirty minutes.”

[@alpine7313]

8:17 my favorite detail of that incident is that the Auto-mod caught the message almost instantly and he still read and screamed it.

[@tristian14]

the baseball incident was so funny cause i thought jerma said he was going to shove an entire baseball up his mouth

[@adjectiveollie]

my favorite thing about these is that someone could call him a slur and he would tell mods to ban them for 20 minutes but when someone says something about his face he tells the mods to perma ban them

[@GrungiestTrack8]

Jerma as an active racist, promotes racism in every racist form racist andy

[@diediedice]

perma ban them *FOR 1 MINUTE*

[@exorchili7121]

Homophobic andy

[@colpekker]

Love the fact that he screamed out BLOWJOB right when he called his mom on the phone

[@RoboLamp]

Yes, these are always a highlight! It's even weirder when I remember seeing some of these messages live. Your work is a blessing d:>

[@sirllamaiii9708]

Is that a smiley face with a baseball cap? Kinda love that ngl it's cute

[@diediedice]

@@sirllamaiii9708 he also has a friend with a party hat

[@sirllamaiii9708]

@@diediedice love him

[@Dorf274]

I love Jerma's chat community. It's a huge part of what makes the stream hilarious.

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

It was spectacular how he like DEFEATED the Hulk commenters by responding with his own set of questions and speculation that was so horrific and lingering he totally topped them I love Holly's laughing "NO" at being called a fan of grandma sicko mode

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

top andy

[@zboi4859]

I've no idea who this man is, but he seems to be constantly on the verge of tears.

[@silas1173]

I’m genuinely convinced that someone could say “hi Jerma985 I love your streams I hope you have a great day” and get banned for 30 minutes

[@cidermouse]

I love the fact that 4 separate chat clips came out of sourdough bread

[@LaBarata12]

26:50 Answer: The mass stays the same, and Banner can just explode from suddenly having way too much mass inside a torso that’s way too small and he literally bursts. It’s happened before.

[@voros-adam]

This is even funnier when you realize all of his streams are pre recorded, so really he just makes these situationsnup in his head and acts them out like an insane person.

[@zarco5855]

I find really it really funny when he calls for a ban, but for a very reasonable amount of time.

[@ChompDude]

The fact that there's 28 more minutes of these either says something about Jerma, chat itself or both.

[@echoestoofar3953]

i would happily wait a month for another one of these. i know this takes a lot of time and effort but my god is it worth it. by far one of my favorite series on youtube right now

[@incription]

thank you so much for making these videos!

[@fishflake]

the sourdough one wasn't a questionable chat message that was just an innocent person stating an objective fact

[@johncrops]

Yeah I'll be honest, the title of these videos doesn't really apply to every chat messages featured anymore lol But I like the word "questionable" so I'm keeping it

[@fishflake]

@@johncrops oh no i hope that didn't sound like i was criticizing you/the title, you can call your videos whatever the hell you want friend!! i only meant to be making fun of jerma reacting like it was an unreasonable message because of his violent hatred for sourdough lmao

[@johncrops]

lol no no you're completely fine, I was just poking fun at my own title kinda, no worries at all :)

[@mudstick]

16:27 i thought for the entire bit that the screen said "ONE-MACHINE ANDY"