Artie Lange Hates Alex Rodriguez | CONAN on TBS

Artie is a lifelong Yankees fan, but agrees with the Red Sox that it's time to put ARod out to pasture.
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Artie Lange Hates Alex Rodriguez | CONAN on TBS
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[@oskarikorander9905]

seen this like hundred times but still lmao every time he says "in 60s they had wifes that looked like me, they didnt wanna go home". artie is funny guy.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

That's really offensive for one and you shouldn't assume anyone's gender. Shame on you

[@awwwyeaboyeeee]

Artie has the charisma and talent of the old school comics.

[@runeplate123]

But the heart of a JUNKIE

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

Which was old school comics

[@VeN0m88]

Reminds me a little of Buddy Hacket here

[@GavinOCo]

@@BS99718 well, to be fair...

[@dub1738]

What??? He's not funny but laughs at everything he says!

[@l.pmoonstone5067]

I could listen to his stories for days!!!

[@ShaneKarma376]

Artie looks like the Musinex mascot.

[@gracethomas8954]

lol

[@shiestysean]

He is made of mucus

[@Carl-LaFong1618]

or.... TOE FUNGUS.

[@Sealed_Chamber]

lol

[@johnhungerford6073]

They will build a remake of the Adams family around him as uncle fester

[@bgoneification]

Anyone who has the balls to publicly hate on Alex Rodriguez is OK in my book

[@PNPeopleWatcher]

ARod is a douchebag. This is fabulous.

[@mclovin9151]

Love how Artie is such a kind soul. Trying to get the baseball players comfortable by including them in on a joke and finding common ground with hating A-Rod. Then laughing extra hard at the baseball player's mostly not-funny joke so that he didn't hear the awkward silence from the crowd.

[@waiterwhite198]

This is so cool... he's sober and still as funny as when he was high. Good sign. Check out his conan appearance from Conan's previous show... Artie KILLS and he's in a blackout

[@ethan_ryan]

"In your orange vest to go work on the highway the next morning." I always love those little add-ins, they crack me up.

[@gregdahlen4375]

it's not so funny to the guy in the orange vest?

[@gregdahlen4375]

Barristan Selmy I agree, Barristan, I can't particularly see Artie putting down the working man. If Ethan thought this was a funny add-on, I think he might have gotten it wrong, although he's right in that good comedians do do great add-ons.

[@ethan_ryan]

Greg Dahlen That's just the kind of sense of humour I have. I laugh at the small things. I don't know why. But I do. Artie would do add ons like that all the time on Stern.

[@gregdahlen1185]

Ethan Ryan What is the humor you hear in the reference to "in your orange vest to go work on the highway the next morning"?

[@ulmo5536]

Artie is funny as hell!

[@RonJammin]

LOL I love that evil-Artie laugh!!

[@hemmojito]

I had to stop the video spit out my tea and then rewatch the first 20 seconds again. This guy is HILARIOUS

[@Hyack57]

We need some CSI Miami style YEAHHHH! when Conan whips those sunglasses on.

[@odensmeadhorn]

I'm coming to terms with the fact that Artie Lange is some kind of mutant immortal. Don't believe me? Then explain to me how the hell he is still alive.

[@Carl-LaFong1618]

holy crap. this comment is from 2014 and he's still alive in 2019. He might have super powers.

[@patrickgogan3517]

Hes still relatively young but yeah dude has done a LOT of drugs lol

[@nonoo]

7 years after, still is.

[@JW-wr4ep]

Drugs! That was just the warm up. He basically did hari kari and lived.

[@85tclower]

Outlived Saget, Norm, Rickles, Farley, and several others from Dirty Work. 😂😂

[@txsurf87]

"Does he have a neck tattoo of his dead brother? " Artie is so quick with it!! Hilarious

[@KungPow12321]

Connan looks like David Caruso with those glasses on

[@ghettomist1575]

You know I find it disgusting that there are people wishing death upon this man. He has had his issues, and he is trying to fix it, none of you know what he has been through. So it's really stupid to judge.

[@johnfitzgerald3887]

artie or a-rod?

[@ghettomist1575]

Artie

[@johnfitzgerald3887]

people are pretty judgemental and phony. I`m sure if you look into their lives you `d find they have done some pretty unforgiveable things.

[@FullBoarDaniel]

why he is hilarious!

[@SuperMastaflex]

+GhettoMist artie is the man! dirty work all day!

[@Thefastlane425]

The only good thing about the Stern show in the past 10 years

[@shadowrogueg]

Not beetlejuice or the kkk.guy?

[@linusolsson5017]

LaggyDeath beete and kkk guy where only guests.

[@TannerLuckey]

@@shadowroguegArtie was better

[@aburrimiento2]

The way he says "a cool 800 dollars" fucking killed me.

[@pinoi78]

Good to see Arthur Lange in good spirits.

[@11bravo1789]

Dont question King Arties fucking shoes. Artie wears what the fuck Artie wants.

[@rveeing802]

+pinoi78 so true

[@ddsnyder1979]

Artie needs a sports show on HBO.

[@mohammadrouzbeh9086]

Dave Snyder I think he is banned from HBO

[@memphisashes3713]

BRING ARTIE BACK!!!! #ridbenjyfromstern #firebenjy Join us. @wehatebenjy

[@e-c-dia]

That would be epic Maybe TBs or Comedy Central can do it I'll watch his sports show everyday

[@john214351]

With Norm McDonald

[@micknayles7161]

Looking at him i think he has HBO Heavy Body Odor

[@ProForgeRacing]

I love Artie Lange, his movie Beer League is still one of my favorite comedies of all time. And go Red Sox!

[@efbeenie]

Really? Beer League would not make any list of any good or funny movies that I would ever compile.

[@Carl-LaFong1618]

27 on rotten tomatoes.

[@Drummer_Jeff83]

It's not for everybody. Lol. But I love beer league and could watch it daily. I love the cast and the jokes were awesome. Beer league could never be made today with our sensitive world

[@lestergreen7740]

To be fair, A-Rod's about the only guy in baseball who still gets that kind of treatment. Football and basketball players get it all the time but not baseball players, not unless you're a power hitter and you're playing in a baseball town like new york, boston or st. louis. It's not like it used to be.

[@notoriouseagle1074]

Hockey?

[@tylerbutler2604]

i love how uncomfortable the guys beside Artie are

[@pettypettywoodchuck2]

I never got why the talk show hosts freak out when the guest cursed on TV ...I mean they're going to edit it all out anyway so who cares, it's not like the FCC regulates the inside of the studio with just conan and the audience

[@JHardyExTReme]

3:30 Victorino and Gomes look so uncomfortable after he said that 😂😂

[@misesmedicine]

100% with Artie on this. Love the Yankees, secretly admire blue collar Sox. I prefer visiting Boston over NYC, and Fenway over Yankee Stadium. And yes of course pretty much any of the Sox over A-Fraud.

[@yarpyarp85]

best interview hand down!

[@JohnnaSmith]

I love Artie. only he can make me care about hearing about baseball.

[@Xfacta12482]

lol I love this guy

[@LMLDMatt]

Conan looks like David Caruso in those shades.

[@loconypapi69]

i love artie

[@Billie4Mozzarella]

This guy is so likable :)) Hilarious and fun.

[@Maxlucy1119]

lol i love this guy!!

[@TheUrbanEpicure]

As a European who has never watched a baseball game in his life (and never will), I have no idea what's going on here, but I still enjoy it tremendously.

[@Illumirage]

there was a lot of tension in this interview. Conan felt like he was afraid of what was around the corner the entire time.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Those are now Conan's aviators of concern.

[@dabosaurouslivestream5182]

I lose it when Artie makes himself laugh.

[@patrickgogan3517]

Thats the laugh of a hard 30 year smoker lol

[@wanton_chips3638]

Those pros are soooooo uncomfortable they shift every other sentence

[@mentalprogram5256]

Artie destroys Conan at 2:50

[@mentalprogram5256]

Did u look at him, he was covering his face. Unlike most of the time it was real. .

[@Mattw321]

how is he destroying conan...... he insulted himself

[@NuclearHaggis]

Mattw321 Seriously?

[@mentalprogram5256]

I am wondering id you even understand my statement.

[@italian724]

Now this is a stand up I would happily pay money for

[@ThatgirlnamedJodie]

I was half expecting Conan to take those sunglasses off David Caruso style.

[@rarevalo83]

This might be the funniest conversation in the history of humanity

[@MovieGuy808]

Artie's the best. Always tells it like it is.

[@RicoChavez1]

Conan - you look like the T-1000 Terminator in those glasses, dude!

[@biggrocc19]

Artie is really, really funny when he isn't COMPLETELY high on smack.

[@joshuahymer15]

biggrocc19 “ high on smack” where are you from in 1971??

[@JoseHernandez-jw7is]

He needs to chill with the mcdonalds... Fuck sakes

[@Greedo96]

i miss shane on the phillies. idk why they would ever get rid of him

[@JanneFlinck]

did Artie stab himeself few times some time ago?

[@climaxhubbard]

why dont you type that question into google?

[@mtsilvagt]

Urban Exploration Finland with Janne Flinck When he was "slamin'" heroin !

[@saladvolcano3103]

ye

[@voteZDLR]

he did actually, he's lucky to be alive. butcher knife, many stab wounds.

[@mcn625]

I guess Artie was allowed back on Conan. He writes in his new book that after the 2008 appearance he was banned

[@ellequence44]

why was he banned?

[@workinghoustonian]

@3:40...Conan "T-1000" O'brien

[@mosabhijazi671]

how do i not know who artie lange is , this guy is fucking Hilarious

[@RaenbowBlight]

Mad TV, Dirty Work, Howard Stern??? You are missing out my friend!! lol. His Stern years are great and a lot of which is on KZbin. I recently read his books as well and even as a fan I was really surprised at how good they were. Too Fat to Fish was comedy gold, I laughed all the way through! If Artie could stay off the dope he would be considered a legend. Even with all his issues, he is definitely one of the greats!

[@Benny.13]

Artie is the best!! Got me Rollin 10 seconds in!!!OMG

[@yankeedipper9204]

that thanksgiving redbull ad never loads right...

[@11010101101110111111]

Artie is basically my NY italian family.

[@jameskennedy552]

He might not like Arod but i'm sure he likes that he's helping him win now

[@tomitstube]

the irony of a yankee fan complaining about baseball salaries, they win the world series and they're jumping on cars yelling how the yankees are the greatest (overpaid) team in the world.

[@rolandaujero9879]

dang who is writing Artie's material now? The Yankees bit here is pretty funny.

[@_2_first_names]

artie is the man, i miss him on stern!!

[@pho3nix-]

This guy tells it how it is!

[@TrustATinOwl]

Art's looking a little like John Goodman here haha

[@hwekfhdskhd]

Just saw the whole interview. Man does the audience not like him! but it's classic Artie

[@StopPrism4251]

I love Artie, hes hilarious on Stern

[@sereinrio3]

Pillowy pjnk lips. Best line ever.

[@megaman5k]

Nice. Good to see that artie got his nose back. Oh wait. This is from 5 years ago

[@stonerbellinger8679]

I love this man

[@MrPilgrim]

Artie looks like that Jeff guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm (here)

[@Ler106]

when the camera focused off conan, he shoulda slipped the sunglasses under the table...

[@richig761]

Why do people hate Artie so much? lol… get a fucking life. My god.

[@rphxleonine]

***** Yes, but he's hilarious.

[@dzanier]

***** He is.

[@dzanier]

richig761 Because he's not that funny, and he behaves like an asshole on every show he's on. His substance abuse seems to be something he's proud of. He' s a marginally talented comic who made a lot of money on Mad TV, Norm, and the Howard Stern Show, and has managed to burn most of it.

[@gablattanzio]

Oh, wow. That was vintage Artie Lange. So fucking funny.

[@dthill96]

Anyone else watch this when it was reported that A-Rod & J-Lo broke up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nickzurita32]

I want to smash cut all the throat noises artie makes into one video.

[@LgFaver]

this was brilliant

[@eriknicholas4831]

At least he is honest about his drug habbits. He is str8 up i gotta respect that.... And that his personal life he is a very funny comic.....

[@UpChuckTheBoogie]

Dump on the lawn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@societyofsin]

Who are those tweakers sitting next to him? They never stop moving.

[@seanmurphy6888]

they r redsox players johnny gomes and shane victorino

[@stevenramirez2871]

damn arties jokes have become much better! good shhit

[@mrmonster7518]

Artie is a God.

[@AndreastheRed]

As a Yankee fan I completely agree with Artie.

[@franklindelong88]

The media worked over time to destroy A Rod while David Ortiz sammy sosa mcgwire got a pass as well as others no one got treated the way a rod did im a Yankees fan and i like a rod i know hes not the player he once was but we won a championship with him

[@spartanlegit1]

Not just one but 5! MVP!

[@nicksewell6642]

They need him and Bill burr on at the same time.

[@BrandonButaneBute]

Him and John Belushi look the same and have similar humor.

[@neogigo]

AROD sounds like Anthony Davis (Lakers) in the Playoffs

[@lucasregal]

Horatio Caine be like: 3:36 haha

[@mikeatl6367]

Artie is a guy's guy that is why we love him

[@Nick_____Andriano.3]

I bet u weren't hating him this year

[@Vendrix86]

completely agree Artie, completely agree.

[@nonoo]

bring Artie back!

[@Cableguy008]

Woah I thought Artie was dead. You go Artie!

[@brettk89]

Artie kills on every late night talk show he's on ... Every time

[@PInk77W1]

Arod the hillary of Sports

[@Mantorok]

This dude is hilarious, why haven't I ever heard of him?

[@2FreshFoSho]

Artie Lange should play GRANNY GOODNESS in the justice league movie

[@ChikenDrank]

All I think of hearing his voice is Krillin

[@SteveDave211]

Artie is great.Great Yankees fan.

[@swampygoose]

Art Lange is the KING

[@absoluttchamp]

He looks like Newman

[@TheHowhurl]

What did he say at 3:30?

[@Liramek]

Fingerbanging

[@Michaelf4117]

Lmao. ARTIE!

[@pizaz1001]

fuckin love artie. Wish he was still on Stern

[@peterblanket1]

This guy is awesome