Incompedance (Official Lyric Video) - Artimus Wolz | CHAOS

#incompedance #artimuswolz #comedy #satire #song
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Girlfriend gave me chores, but I don't wanna' do them
Gotta' be a way I can get right throught them
Bout' to try a brand new form of a "gaslight"
Gonna' make her do em', but first I gotta' ask right?
Listen, babe, if I do it, Imma' mess it up!
Listen, babe, is this the way that you wash a cup?
I can take the trash, girl, I'm not that stupid
But could you maybe show me how to do it?
[Chorus]
DANCE, DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
[Verse 2]
Verse number two, and I have to build a cabinet
Promised that I'd do it last year, but I haven't yet
Really need a way I can get out of doing it
La-Z-Boy day, and I don't wanna' ruin it
Listen, babе, I got sushi for our "Din-din"?
Listen, babe, how bout' a movie and a night in?
Now shе's laughing at her man, Ryan Reynolds
$20 sushi and that sh*t is payin' ten-fold
[Chorus]
DANCE, DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
//Cuz' I'll tell you a secret that you always knew
We're not that dumb, we're only playing dumb with you
Help me find my shoes, even if they're on my feet
Cuz' we're nothing but the devil wrapped inside a fitted sheet, baby//
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[Chorus]
DANCE, DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
DANCE
Bout' to do my little Incompe-DANCE
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Day 1 Donors: Jennifer Murrah, Justin Wolz, Robin L Mannor, Natalie Carrier, Karith Whirty, Candace Chen, Dave Shelton, Paola Moody, Hailey Kate, Lori Gallimore, Hunter Hoffman, Adrian Rowan, Chandler Cox, Louise Winwright, Ellen Morehouse, Christie Turner

[@sawdusttostardust]

This slaps, but I'm gonna need another anthem for the "I just don't see it" selective blindness issue when you point at something on the floor.

[@scoooter78]

The Comedy Company (1980s Aussie comedy show) did a skit I think you'd like on 'Domestic Boindness'. You can find it here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eafGZ4Swg7qeptU

[@opheliafox2802]

I can't get this song loud enough 😁 This is amazing thank you so much for a full version!

[@ArtimusWolz]

This entire saga was my absolute pleasure

[@Dark_Harmony]

Same! I want to crank this up so loud, my neighbors hear it, but my laptop doesn't get loud enough. Nothing I have would make it loud enough.

[@sarahhess7210]

Not me going to blast this while I clean the house 🙃

[@ArtimusWolz]

I hear it makes the cleany thing go all cleany better

[@valcade]

Not me either 💅🏼✨

[@JauntyCrepe]

The dislike is mad someone wrote a song about him

[@ArtimusWolz]

It hurt a little bit lol

[@angiepangie1273]

I would like this comment but there’s 69 likes 😂😂

[@nici2465]

no bc this man was 23, making me put the sheets on his bed bc “youre so much better at it than me” and “i thought u liked doing stuff for me” and i diD IT???

[@lisaweller7596]

My ex said that to me before and my reply was that it sounds like more reason for him to do it as he needed the practice. 😅

[@KrystleMay332]

I teased my ex before we had even dated for messing up a grilled cheese. He used that as an excuse to not cook for the 2.5 years of our relationship. Even after I was struggling to cook for him when he turned pescatarian (and I don’t eat nor cook fish). Ex for so many reasons but this song reminds me of so many things he did that solidified him being an ex.

[@ArtimusWolz]

Sorry that happened. You deserve a grilled cheese

[@rainelizabeth1031]

@@ArtimusWolz you deserve like a dozen Arti

[@wintershadow]

Holy shit do we have the same ex?

[@Dark_Harmony]

@@wintershadow LOL! Seems like most of us do/DID have the same ex.

[@TheWillofAzrael]

​@Artimus Wolz I'm dead asf 💀

[@eliza6971]

I love listening to this on my own but I’m also the chaotic single friend who will post this in a group chat full of married friends with zero context

[@Dark_Harmony]

LOL! Great.

[@triapifishy333]

This is my father's theme song. He's ran my mother ragged after many years, and I have to step in lest our house end up filthy & falling apart. As a young adult, this is preventing I can't move ahead in my life.

[@suzannebailey9267]

that's a real shame and i'm sorry :(

[@ShaniaPaige96]

Damnnnn we in the same boat…. Dads a lazy fuck and runs all over my mom then buys a 36,000$ truck when he don’t work 🫠🫠 built houses for a living yet I have a hole in my childhood bedroom floor where my niece actually fell through the floor… gotta piece of plywood covering that… not to mention the double wide we live in was his mothers that he made move out 🫣🫣🫣 I’m 26, my bf is 31 and moved in with us….. shit blows cause we can’t afford to move out!!!

[@rura90]

absolute masterpiece, thank you for the full version

[@ArtimusWolz]

It was my pleasure

[@ryukisgod2834]

Producer: how much auto-tune do you want? Artimuswolz: yes

[@ArtimusWolz]

Input>compressor>PitchCrrct>EQ>SuperDrive>>chorus>st delay>compressor(side chain)>RC48

[@alyssac5135]

Finally you summed up what Ive known for years!!! They all play stupid!

[@frog3781]

Playing this low-key passive-aggressively for my bf rn and he's so mad

[@Stolasupremecy]

I wouldn't be mad I'd cry like I'm about to cry rn

[@Catervarii]

its been 2 years Is... Is he still your boyfriend?? 😂 just curious b/c I'm about to ditch my roommate for this same shit. I'm not even dating him 😭😂

[@rainqueen3385]

Pov: your here looking for the angry men children complaining he should make a verse about women.

[@ArtimusWolz]

To be fair it’s been less than 20. There have been hundreds who laughed, agreed, and even said they improved. That includes me.

[@manevonweimar6201]

Girlfriend can be a lesbic relationship. BTW I love when my aunty plays the IncompeDance in regards my alleged tech skills.

[@GrumpyMillennial94]

I only do it simply because I still live with my parents and have deep emotional trauma and scars and they think im incompetent so I do this shit to piss em off and it works every time.... Relationship is a different story lmfao

[@kemily1339]

came here from tictok, you're hilarious. thank you for making this masterpiece

[@ArtimusWolz]

I take the word masterpiece very seriously, so thank you that makes me happy

[@squishyprincess1975]

You’re service to the world is greatly appreciated! Banger song!

[@marinafatovic3528]

Now i know which song will be stuck in my head for the next fiew months

[@ArtimusWolz]

MUWAHAHAHAHA

[@1234bobfox]

Adding this to my playlist of songs I have when I'm angry 💢💢💢 somehow they're all about stupid men....

[@happyjuice4251]

Aint that the truth girl 💯💯

[@OffGrid420]

I have a whole playlist for this too 🤣 I thought I was the only one hahaha my favorite is Clitoris! The Musical by Ashnikko lol

[@thundercat7786]

The greatest trick to success is setting a low bar of expectations, 10/10 song

[@amandaharris5891]

Wow - This is the first I’ve heard the rest of the lyrics it’s great great great

[@syenite]

Must be time travel, this song was on repeat for the 10 years I was with me ex.

[@belindaorrock6856]

Best song ever!! Where was this song when I was young? Men (not all) have been like this since forever!! Thank you for giving me this masterpiece of an anthem!

[@kitsune2184]

Masterpiece 🙌🏻

[@ArtimusWolz]

You’re so kind thank you!

[@Honey_Hopes]

This makes me think of some of my coworkers (ik it's about a relationship but damn can they clean the breakroom instead of having everyone else do it 😭😭😭)

[@ArtimusWolz]

I think it’s about bad habits. It absolutely applies to your coworkers

[@kumikor3392]

People not replacing the toilet paper when there are SEVEN rolls right next to the toilet! Then they'll play the blame game instead of just changing the roll. I'm exhausted

[@Honey_Hopes]

@@kumikor3392 that's so annoying i hate it when people do that

[@larissasmith1730]

One of my coworkers that made twice as much as me would always get everyone else to do things for her and would blame it on her being old. Retire then bitch 😂

[@j-hizzy]

Comedic genius aside, this song SLAPS. It doesn't even matter what lyrics you would've put here, I would still be dancing under my covers.🤣 LOVE ITTTTTT🥰

[@ArtimusWolz]

Thank youuuuu

[@heidietayyim8334]

Bout to play this every time my friend and I are pissed at our husbands… 🤣

[@ArtimusWolz]

yesss!! XD

[@rockerfaerie2]

I thought the lyrics in the second verse were, “First #2” as in, how some men use bathroom time to get out of doing things and spend a lot of time in the bathroom

[@ArtimusWolz]

😂😂😂 no but that’s pretty good…dammit!

[@MeLeisure]

this is the theme song both my ex husbands, and Every single damn roommate I ever had in my life all danced to

[@MmeSmite]

Excellent song! Makes a good pair-up with "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah" by The Arrogant Worms. Then there's those times when certain men flip-flop from weaponized incompetence to suddenly being subject matter experts, telling you how to load a dishwasher when they've done it maybe once a month and you do it every day, sometimes multiple times a day. In the words of Elvis Costello, "I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused."

[@Dark_Harmony]

Ahhh....Ye olde 'mansplaining.' Uh-huh.

[@namrylth432]

Thank you do much for doing this!!! Gonna share it with the girls now XD

[@ArtimusWolz]

Tell them I said hi!

[@Dark_Harmony]

Yep. I've known this game from long ago. Which is why they got the boot.

[@flagrantyeti]

makin fire music out of the best dang lyrics lmao the AuDHD feels this one most intensely, though I try not to let my dark side get me doin that lmao

[@chrissy9204]

Just sent this as a little hint to my bestie I love this song so much

[@ArtimusWolz]

Thank you! And good at the very least you’ll have a new song to sing together lolol

[@alleycat2486]

Once again, TikTok comes in clutch with these great songs

[@ArtimusWolz]

Wait am I tik tok canon now?!? 😃😃

[@suzanamaher4713]

Lyrics beat mix all of them are on point damn this is good I will blast this in defense thank you

[@sharkladyindisguise]

I love this it’s so damn funny. Have absolutely had bfs try some of these excuses

[@ArtimusWolz]

Im glad you liked it!!!

[@telemkay]

Awesome thanks!!! Added it to my KZbin music playlist 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@ArtimusWolz]

NICE! 😁

[@larabryan1112]

My brother tried to pull this 1x on my mom when he was 13-14. He was told to unload the dishwasher and he did by putting them all on the counter. My mom didn’t play…she made him reload the dishwasher and put everything away again properly.

[@wendyleeconnelly2939]

I find this song so incredibly funny and cleverly put together I just have to laugh. Even though I don't personally relate to it as such: My husband and I are just about the same in how we approach housework, he'd maybe even be a little more tidy if it weren't for me, (maybe or maybe not) so we don't have this dispute.😇 But it's a fun and funny song! 😀Well done!😎

[@ArtimusWolz]

Thank you so much for your kind words! I’m happy y’all can laugh about the song from the sideline ❤️

[@utubecorporatetroll]

Very catchy hope it blows up

[@ArtimusWolz]

If I never get another view, I will still be thrilled ❤️

[@Zerinity42]

On my playlist!! This is fantastic! Ty!

[@ArtimusWolz]

You’re very welcome

[@eliasmeaver4177]

Amazing. More please!

[@ArtimusWolz]

Soon😈😈

[@mzamnesia7190]

I'm on like my 9th replay of this song in a row

[@davisadolphin618]

28th.

[@Mashaodi]

Omg. I'm so happy you are on KZbin!

[@syednuz1126]

You got a new subscriber dude.. And I'm gonna share to all my friends.. It's simple and elegant..

[@ArtimusWolz]

That would be awesome...thank you. It's people like you that make this all worth it :)

[@syednuz1126]

@@ArtimusWolz this song is surely gonna be viral soon.. All the best Artimus

[@michaelkearney820]

Too cool! The funk is strong in this one.

[@ArtimusWolz]

Hey Mr. Kearney!!! Yeah this one got a THICC bass XD

[@michaelkearney820]

@@ArtimusWolz I put the link on a music group I'm in. I know several have clicked over and watched. They like!

[@ArtimusWolz]

@@michaelkearney820 that’s awesome!!!!! thanks so much Mr. K!!!!!!!!

[@CassieRoseification]

I have this queued up for every time my kids try to stall their chores

[@lovebug4263]

This is soooo accurate 😂 genius 👏

[@ArtimusWolz]

Thank you!!!

[@kittyhenning5812]

You were right, that tempo speed up at the end, I ODed and I'm dead 🤪 ☠️

[@kim.murray]

Sent this to my husband and he said "shots fired" 😂! Love your songs! ❤

[@rachelmarriott5771]

1.3 million cumulative views on TikTok! 🤘 120 views on KZbin 🙅‍♀️

[@ArtimusWolz]

Considering I thought this had the appeal of 37 people when I posted I’d say it’s doing ok 😅😅

[@ericavontrekkynerd8702]

This song, I’m telling you! I heard the term weaponized incompetence ages ago, but nothing ever clicked all the way. Now, I’m suddenly wondering how I made a sandwich “so much better” than my ex ever could.

[@ericavontrekkynerd8702]

Because seriously… Meat (individually rolled) and cheese and not too much mayo. It wasn’t rocket surgery.

[@Stolasupremecy]

​@eric iavontrekkynerd8702

[@Stolasupremecy]

​@ericavontrekkynerd8702 I disagree someone can absolutely make a sandwhich ten times better

[@DanceaholicJM]

The secret is it tastes better if someone else makes it 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[@laurayoung2093]

Please make more! I'm obsessed.

[@rayhanson2331]

This is amazing. I absolutely love your music. I found you cuz of saddy daddy o, and now I'm hooked.

[@salutations8705]

The re-listenability of this is s t r o n g 👌

[@salutations8705]

@dang_an1 that's just like....your opinion, man

[@salutations8705]

@dang_an1 the unfunny ones usually are

[@Hushful]

Absolute perfection.

[@ArtimusWolz]

😁😁 Appreciate you!

[@amandageorgiou1304]

Perfect! Greetings from Greece!

[@ArtimusWolz]

HELLO!!!

[@droppedoutof80s37]

a bop!!!

[@ArtimusWolz]

Ok this is hilarious KZbin says ‘translate to English’ like damn KZbin get cool lol

[@Chloe11501]

To the three people who disliked this, who hurt you.

[@mike-m123]

Themselves

[@chonnyforlife]

Dude this is insane 😭🔥

[@ArtimusWolz]

Thank you! 😈

[@TheHalfieFTW]

This is my ring tone for my husband 🙄

[@jelatinosa]

@dang_an1 we don't choose this. We choose perfectly competent adult partners that suddenly become idiot man-children when you marry them or move in together. It's a bait and switch. The only choice we have is if we are going to allow this behavior, or become the angry nag bitch we never wanted to be!

[@Dark_Harmony]

@dang_an1 Nobody chooses lazy people on purpose, ever. I see by all your comments, you've chosen to be butthurt. Hits too close to home?

[@sarah-bee]

So perfect. 🖤

[@bethwolz3867]

Will there be a video version with TikTok clips? Oh pleaaase!

[@ArtimusWolz]

Hmm that would be pretty cool

[@bluebellflamesx]

Seconding this.tiktok compilation? Have a friend who refuses to watch tiktoks... But this is about her husband.

[@ArtimusWolz]

@@bluebellflamesx Would love to! It's a bit of a copyright issue since I'd have to get EACH creators permission to post, but once my studio gets a little bigger and I have a ~team~ maybe!

[@JakDani44]

I love this so much!

[@ksk4011]

Amazing

[@sydneyahlborn6412]

How do I play this for him so he actually hears it?!?!

[@nataliarosinska4204]

Reason why my ex is my ex 🧡

[@TerpVarin]

The 9 dislikes are full fledged company incompedancers.

[@traceyseier329]

The song I didn't know I needed.

[@KhanaHatake]

It's a comedy song but it also SLAPS

[@favorablechange6958]

This song makes my wife so angry, I even have a little dance I do whenever I hum this song 😂

[@ArtimusWolz]

It’s better than a promoted tweet honestly 😭😭

[@joo00966]

i can’t stop repeating

[@ArtimusWolz]

I’m ok with this lololo

[@kf3914]

A true masterpiece 😍

[@aptosboii]

This really does sum me up

[@angiepangie1273]

YOURE A FUCKIN LEGEND THIS IS GOLDEN

[@evacaridad]

This is the track!! This!!!

[@ArtimusWolz]

I appreciate you

[@Deemonaalot]

Bass boosted version soon? 😁😁

[@koss6666]

Hey its the truth most of the time lol

[@3282micahxoxox]

OBSESSED

[@ArtimusWolz]

DAWWW Thanks!!

[@Sate12]

Don't worry, Darlin. My cast iron frying pan will knock some sense into you. 😇 (Yes. I *know* why im single)

[@lgonzep3289]

I NEED this in Spanish!!!!

[@kaileyxkatastrophe8301]

POV: you came here to get the link for your therapist.

[@Stolasupremecy]

Pov; you searched uo the sing cuz you feel incompetent

[@miz1974]

My god I love this

[@binxy1767]

Recommend listening while high. Lol

[@amandajones6203]

The 6 “dislikes” are all from men. I guaran-damn-tee it

[@bf2moviemaker]

I love the song, the missus and I devide, sometimes is one of us that does it by themselves when our spouse has had a rough period, there is no slackin in the house department chorus over here tho

[@Echoingsunflowers981]

This song is bomb

[@ArtimusWolz]

Thank you so much!

[@binxy1767]

This is a damn bop

[@ArtimusWolz]

Why thank you :D

[@keitchflashfried812]

Like number 666, I'm proud of myself

[@ArtimusWolz]

Oh that’s cray

[@mikaaa3560]

This song is a huge bop, loving it

[@disasterjones5798]

10hr version when

[@ArtimusWolz]

…….you got it

[@disasterjones5798]

@@ArtimusWolz happy anniversary of incompedance to meeeeee

[@ArtimusWolz]

@@disasterjones5798 1 hr cleaning mix is dropping tmw 😎

[@Tina-pl7qi]

No wonder so many couples break up after the first months

[@kaitlynclauston850]

It’s my husbands ringtone . I love him but seriously 😒

[@kathrynsaysdrinkwater6993]

Now trying to figure a way to fit this into a paper

[@MommaRapper]

fucking GOLDEN!

[@twinphalanx4465]

Man. I should change more.

[@EverchangeFoundation]

Lmaooooo I do most of this. I should work on that.

[@ArtimusWolz]

Same

[@Stolasupremecy]

I'm like this it's not weaponized incompetence it's I know if I do it you'll citizen me and just do it yourself and then I'll cry cuz I'm incompetent

[@Catervarii]

@Stolasupremecy Google it and get better at it. How the fuck do you think the rest of us learned? The incompetence isn't messing it up the first few times. It's the refusing to learn how to do it better. Crying isn't going to help anything.

[@salty-casper3109]

😂😂😂😂

[@Samhaiine]

Thank you 😏

[@ArtimusWolz]

No, thank YOU

[@MrBlack0950]

Aight, 1) yes, men do this, my dad and step dad both do this But 2) my incompetence is almost entirely because no one taught me how to do the chores, just got mad when i didnt do a good enough job, and now things are getting far stricter and i cant just use my limited common sense and intuition anymore. T^T its part of the dilemma of the younger generation not being taught how to do very important things and just expected to figure it out.

[@kissdogsnotfrogs]

See, the thing is, there is no excuse when you can Google how to do everything.

[@MrBlack0950]

@@kissdogsnotfrogs google isnt good for variable and subjective things like how to clean someone elses livingroom and such.

[@emmakertesz1184]

It's totally okay to ask for help and direction! Weaponized Incompetence is when you use your lack of knowledge to get out of doing things. My partner has had to help teach me lots of things because as you said everyone has a specific way they want things done. Thanks to the progress we've made I can do everything on my own now. I totally understand where you're coming from. You're right when you say our generation is kind of set up for failure, but we can learn and grow! It just takes time.

[@rockerfaerie2]

Agreed. My parents rarely let me do any chores or anything. Left at 19 with no clue how to do laundry, cook, sew, car maintenance, etc. They said that it was easier if they did it and I would probably mess it up. It really sucked. Thank goodness for the Internet but I still don’t feel good about a lot of it. I’m female btw.

[@suzannebailey9267]

As someone raised the exact opposite, I totally understand your point. My family was old-school so we kids took on chores as we became physically/mentally able to do them. And it was just me and my sister so we had to do all the "girl's work" and the "boy's work". What was really key though is that our parents made a point to train us HOW to do everything. Best practice for mopping a floor. Best practice for mowing the lawn. Scrubbing bathtubs. Washing cars. Washing dishes. Cleaning gutters. Minor electrical and plumbing repairs. Ironing. Oh god, all the ironing. By the time we were grown and out of the house we knew how to do pretty much EVERYTHING to run a home, inside and out. I was grateful for it then and have continued to be for the 30+ years since. Something I think about often is that many, MANY people don't get the training I received, and they honestly don't know how to do a lot of things. It's a distinct disadvantage that I honestly don't know why people set their kids up for. And yet! In sublime, indescribably irony, my dad was one of those motherfuckers who did things wrong on purpose to get out of doing them permanently. I'll never forget him actually taking me and my sister aside one afternoon to explain to us how that works... "You never see me doing dishes, do you girls? That's because I kept washing them in cold water until your mother gave up. See, if you're smart, you'll figure out ways to get out of doing stuff you don't want to do." In his mind he was imparting wisdom on us, but I thought it was AWFUL, and it diminished my respect for him. He trained us how to do all the stuff HE cared about properly, while purposefully botching anything his wife cared about??? It was disgusting, even to a pre-teen. He was like that about everything in life, his entire life. Always trying to get by with the least effort humanly possible. Think about how that translates into parenting and you'll understand why he died alone and his siblings didn't even give him a funeral. It's sad. Don't be like my dad :(

[@DezAmmySel]

Ohhhh my godddd. Minus the usage of "babe", this is EXACTLY how my brother got out of everything growing up. Me and my brother both have autism, but (in my mom's words, not mine), his is more "severe". So whenever there were chores needing to be done and he didn't wanna get off the computer, he'd whine and complain and throw a tantrum like a toddler. If that didn't work, he'd "do" the chores. And then my mom would make me fix his shit cleaning job for him. Dude can't even put his peanut butter knife in the damn sink, but go off about how little I do around the house 🙄 Thought it would finally get better when I moved out, but then my exes did the same shit. Uuuuugghhhh