ARTISAN FAN MAIL

[@nathandrake8632]

"You can definitely die" *starts to gradually jump slower*

[@morganmememachine466]

Nathan Drake *JUMPS FURIOUSLY*

[@ownsaucee]

the first guy put a ransom letter and lucky charms in the box. I get it - he's a cereal killer

[@TheMrGillow]

ownsaucee OHHHHH HOHOOOOO hot damn

[@some-replies]

God damnit

[@DigtalTurtle]

i thought it was important to let you know i was the 420th like you're welcome

[@some-replies]

Chaos noice

[@0Cindrum0]

Cow chop needs to see this underrated comment. Respond to this guy you fucks.

[@stylespsg]

Can we please have another Cooking with ya boy Aleks, we all want it

[@skeletor6874]

Well, we can probably get him in the comment section.

[@cesarm206]

I want a full series of cooking with ya boy

[@kariemelhanan8878]

can we get another anything?

[@kygrowdagenhart6748]

@@kariemelhanan8878 haha ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[@brayanmartinez9063]

After seeing them hit each other with the bouncy balls, I kinda want them to go and do a paint ball war and film it.

[@chazcross9209]

In character would be great.

[@erector500]

*Cough* Creaturehub *Cough*

[@TwentySugar]

send a paint ball gun

[@0Meganewguy]

Do you not remember, *The Gauntlet*

[@brayanmartinez9063]

@Félix Auclair Tendland No, I don't want them to f*** on camera or anything of the sort... Did you woke up in a bad mood or something?

[@emilstrid]

the reverse part said "depending on whether or not your gift is good or not we'll se if we'll bleep that"

[@1337million]

I heard "Hyena anus" in there

[@floppydisk921]

That is, correct

[@gen-zhippie2203]

I can also confirm, thanks snapchat reverse filter!

[@skshade6805]

6:52 that's what Aleks does to women when he's not being filmed

[@carlchristianligaray3755]

LMAPO1

[@0Meganewguy]

That’s the joke...

[@VReinnerL]

He need to learn some respekt, especially to women

[@cheato7773]

ur a racist

[@Crush3dI]

You mean that's what women do to him

[@artfx9]

James is Banksy confirmed!

[@gavriev2]

No dude Bruce Greene is Banksy that's is already established

[@MEXICANASSASSIN2]

Who is banksy?

[@Digetter]

What the heck is a Banksy?

[@RiveryJerald]

Fuck i recently saw an episode of Pawn Shop, where some weeboloid brought a banksy pound bill

[@cohenjames4516]

I'm soo glad I got to see extra footage of that woman's ass

[@cierradotcom4507]

can someone please leak jakob's skincare routine

[@mesharialghamdi3005]

PAM cooking oil butter spray.

[@spaghe7]

Trevor and Asher's Nut

[@Uhallway]

cocoa butter

[@danbryant7279]

its called eat healthy and drink water

[@JuanHernandez-qb6fh]

All water no sugar lol

[@OP_-pk9hm]

I was in memory lane last night, let’s take a minute to appreciate what two guys and one goal have accomplished so far. Survived the creature slaughter, expanded their channel to almost 1 million subs, high quality content (remember when we used to complain about that, no more spencer) and now they have a new gang where everyone is being themselves while enjoying the many facets of life such as video games. Take a second and appreciate what CowChop is. Leave ah like for them boys !

[@DianaB-vm1hj]

OP_10112 and now it's all over

[@UltraProof313]

4:47 Trevor isn't old enough to look at that..

[@HedaFalcon]

Aleks: I'm having social anxiety Brett: *there's no one here* Same.

[@Kikimaster720]

I only clicked for more Parkour Bae.

[@bongfirelit]

PAWGkour

[@boeresglake3105]

Ya that parkour bae is fine! The chick is pretty good looking aswell.

[@ejlive1997]

What was her Instagram again

[@boeresglake3105]

aleks_hd

[@chris_vp]

Still lookin for insta

[@diii3135]

I laughed so fucking hard when Alex slapped the mannequin at 6:52

[@coreyboles6139]

D III hahaha thought it was just me

[@JulioVargas-ok5st]

D III same

[@ilovechoclate69]

Someone please make this a gif

[@lola6166]

That was hot... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@kiav5398]

mannequin? if you think thats a mannequin, youre too young for this channel

[@deaththekid416]

good to see that someone actually did a good job on the stencil the second time

[@RosettaVega]

Metalwork is my jam. Those are sweet.

[@Sanmarachella]

It's so cold out I can't feel my toes right now. I just got home and there's a new cow chop video to watch, and I forget about the icy hellscape I live in. Bless you for warming my Canadian heart ❤❤❤

[@НикитаПобедович]

trevor is best girl

[@carlchristianligaray3755]

I agree on this one

[@carlchristianligaray3755]

+ Trevor's big pussi aint nobody else had

[@oddoken]

"Don't talk to me about spectrums" is my favourite quote of all time

[@XDarkestPhoenix]

Aleks looking like a snack while Trevor is looking like a whole meal

[@biancav98]

Does that make james the entree

[@XDarkestPhoenix]

Billy Vita hell yeah 😍

[@democraticpenguin]

FUck off with this shit I see this every god damn video

[@XDarkestPhoenix]

democraticpenguin OwO

[@biancav98]

democraticpenguin 🤔 do you think this reply is a conspiracy to get more people to reply 🤔🤔

[@NorthernChimera]

"Dude is that Aron?" .... My heart ㅠㅡㅠ

[@matthewmorrison3745]

I cried because they couldn't tell that painting on james wall was actually Jakob.

[@Jnogzee]

James’ face when you where throwing the bouncy balls was hilarious

[@lukekattenbraker4254]

I want to have a whole video dedicated to Trevor making grilled cheese

[@Ephigy1]

You mean Brett?

[@bobbyboy_]

how long is it gonna be before the demonetized days shirts become available and not sold out?

[@DogdaMatt]

I'm surprised no one has sent the one gallon lady bug thing as a sick PrAnK

[@bigboy6704]

Did someone say prank?

[@houyeet]

who measures lady bugs in gallons?

[@PicturePerfectYT]

i love how you can give them something as normal and friendly as possible, like bouncy balls, and within like 30 seconds they still just end up violently throwing them at each other and trying to find a way to weaponize the bouncy balls. or they'll just end up swallowing them or something. either way they'll find a way to hurt themselves or each other with whatever they obtain. it's great.

[@Feshman117]

I like how they made fun of the guy for sending something stupid and 10 seconds later they're having fun with it

[@palmtree7659]

GUYS DONT WASTE YOUR TIME AND REVERSE THE PART WHERE BRETT BLEEPS THE ADDRESS IT IS JUST HIM SAYING WHAT HE SAID AFTER THE CENSOR SOUND

[@bambeau728]

Why would you expose someone like that

[@simondram3108]

2:50 Just pull the bottom of the sign out a little bit. its not rocket sience Brett.

[@steadyrhythms9571]

>misspells science.

[@oliverlarsen6355]

SteadyRythms stop recruiting norm trash you fucking hipster

[@skeletor6874]

This is what I come here for.

[@Qetuope]

SteadyRhythms You're the reason it all went to shit. People like you.

[@absoluteunit8628]

You misspelled science

[@geoffm7497]

James painting of Trevor should be a merch-shirt

[@ThePilot4ever]

I may have missed a previous episode, but i'm pretty sure that doll Alex slapped was dressed to look like the KZbin CEO

[@AC_Apollo]

Brett's voice is just as beautiful in reverse as it is normally.

[@skshade6805]

I'm glad I'm always awake at 11am when they upload consistently at the exact same time

[@bobosaurusrex5942]

12:27 what a great piece of art, it should be in a art museum

[@dejac5328]

You guys triggered my alexa to order me an uber wtf

[@jefferybyrdstein2453]

Deja Cardiel same

[@autismanthony9303]

Deja Cardiel i guess we got some fucking liars in the house boys

[@Tobbit]

Got eem

[@hateasuka]

Can’t wait for Aleks to stop streaming randomly

[@Octavius118]

ZaBoSs89 H All jokes aside stfu cuz I don't want him to leave lol

[@StaticPA]

No!!!

[@ObitoTHEwraith]

he has a streaming schedule

[@petraquartz8666]

ObitoTHEwraith He had an upload schedule.

[@WillowIsSleepy]

same

[@victorfreeman225]

Guys, I hate my school and because of it I'm struggling everyday with my depression. Your everyday videos make my life so much easier. Thank you very much for putting up such good content that every fan can enjoy. I sincerely love you. Thank you.

[@madssaucexx5250]

Aleks: I'm feeling a lot of social anxiety right now Brett: There's no one here I feel that man...

[@NeonJokerHände]

I really liked the editing on this video. Good job joe!!

[@minteii]

the girl at 11:07 is really cute, tell her I love her thanks

[@TIVIS014]

Oh hey I recognize that room with the foam pit from an episode of the challenge that aired about a month ago. Looks like a cool place to visit

[@niallerschonce4269]

I love how Trevor's sounds of pain, sound like sounds of pleasure 😂😂😂

[@angelboi5229]

Watching Brett throw shit with his Goliath arms is funny as shit...

[@TwistedAttitudes]

Those metal cut outs were actually pretty cool

[@apocryphalbebop]

James not speaking a word during the bouncy ball bit and just silently staring as they nearly knocked Yorick off of his desk is comedy gold.

[@McDanieI]

I love how Aleks gets hurt by NOT doing a front flip.

[@supray12]

Awe the social anxiety part

[@peanutputtercurls5629]

James is so creative I love it

[@rivalmatrix3831]

Those metal plates of your faces allow you to easily spray paint a representation of your face anywhere!!!

[@monkerlotus8046]

The parkour girl was back for a glimpse of glory!

[@kirk_kirksman4503]

12:54 GG to whoever did the stencil above Brett

[@RebeccaWheelerInnit]

i love when brett does the shoulder shake dad thing

[@redndead8993]

Big mistake giving us the Instagram of the parkour girl.

[@mgbruce13]

RedNDead what is it?

[@bobbuilder5102]

Send link.

[@pepsimaster3522]

RedNDead what is it?

[@barial1]

I kept flinching when they were throwing the bouncy balls

[@justsomeguy9206]

6:00 Shoutout to the random girl in the back just chilling on her phone. You've made it into a Cow Chop video.

[@TheJconfer]

Total sarcasm Aleks needs to become a character

[@mollymarshall9286]

That painting is spot on 11/10 looks exactly like Trevor

[@vintagemarion]

Aleks made my Alexa go off except I use lyft so she just rambled for a bit haha

[@VanessaThyGreat]

Brett is the best let's be real here

[@SpAzMaTiCJ]

I swear to god if Trevor doesn't open his eyes in this

[@sadpotato8933]

sad potato is happy for cow chop content creations.

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

'cool, you're making his desk bend'. Brett has just given up. You can hear the apathy in his voice. He's just like 'I'm done trying to watch over these kids, these adult children! Just let them do whatever'

[@mehpersonguy0]

"This is the craziest shit we've had in this warehouse" He says, standing next to a fully clothed sex doll with a wig on and knife in hand....

[@naddyz903]

Aleks slapping that doll was so funny wtf xD

[@Brokenandhalfalive]

Brett’s shirt!

[@boone_magnusson3196]

How is it possible that Aleks has so little control of his own body?

[@doubledosed4220]

don’t talk to me about spectrums

[@HedaFalcon]

I want the Demonetized poster so bad but you guys are sold out. Please restock soon!

[@TheKingDagon108]

As soon as I saw the bouncy balls I knew what would happen... And it was glorious

[@oneplushydude]

Wow that painting of Trevor is life like

[@Rampagedd]

Love all of the family.. you are the best around.

[@foxyspartan1777]

James turned the Trevor into Beakman from Beakman's world

[@YZ-yp1dd]

I like how they don't get triggered when someone mentions about Aron or Joe.

[@bananakandy1]

I got legitamately upset when they tried to put the fan art above the door. I was like "Use a fucking pin or something."

[@ozuman9461]

Jakob has a close-up picture of Conan? Holy shit. Jakob is my favorite boy now.

[@p11no]

that reversed part in the beginning was so smart

[@henrikrauch2903]

You guys should make a fan art wall.

[@Slinkman2021]

I wish they could play with flashbangs...

[@plr7127]

8:33 Aleks = How new Cow Chop fans react to their videos

[@floppydisk921]

clever with the "bleeping"

[@lilyaugustin3763]

the translation for the descripton : The rubber riot control bullet is part of a long line of development of a non-fatal riot control cartridge using a short part of a broom pattern shot by the Singaporean rebellion forces in the 1880's. Hong Kong police deployed a wooden baton round, but it got hurt and hurt.

[@andywang3846]

9:24 is 2020 summed up

[@aa-mx9yp]

Gordon trying to be slick XD

[@ItzArial]

I didnt know brett spoke pig latin

[@LeatherHobo]

I can totally see Brett being a riot officer

[@N35513]

I love how Brett acts like he’s the only mature one when he’s no better than the rest.

[@martinjez1]

11:06 Oh hey, they have a new person in the group.

[@some-replies]

I like the ones where Brett has fun

[@Mr.BruhBro]

9:07 When you realize humanity is degrading.

[@envy_vincent5455]

4:48 Trevor made sure to get that ass in the shot😂

[@tiresomecube34rip73]

Anyone else’s echo go off when Alek’s said “Alexa call and Uber” XD

[@stealthchopper54]

Man brett is getting more jacked by the day

[@CHEEZIT147258]

My Alexa missed the first one, but that last one in the post roll worked with mine. On behalf of myself and the inconvenienced uber guy, thanks.....

[@Reirek]

I like how they don’t pretend their old employees don’t exist like the creatures did

[@Dierseus]

Its like aleks has never jumped on a trampoline before.

[@SpaceFlye]

Trevor is such a mad lad! Woah dude.

[@nocouponsforkaren8587]

That girl is chill af

[@erector500]

James just painted Beakman from Beakman's World.

[@locolego1]

"You look like the character from eraser head" That movie is crazy

[@danurusursus]

That was a solid slap. 10/10

[@ThriceDice]

Glad no one got a high speed bouncy ball to the eye.