NINJA STARTER KIT

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Our supplier of goods of questionable legality has delivered again; we've gone from doing simple parkour to ninjutsu in just one week.
Unfortunately for us, it was the rainiest day Los Angeles had ever seen; leaving us with little to wage irregular warfare on besides the old Christmas tree.
The following is for those multicultural:
Esimene spetsiaalne ninja väljaõpe algas 15. sajandi keskpaigas, mil teatud samurai perekonnad hakkasid keskenduma salajasele sõjapidamisele,
sealhulgas spionaaži ja mõrvamist. Nagu samurai, sündisid ninjad elukutsesse, kus hoiti traditsioone,
ja läks pere läbi. Ninjad õpetati lapsepõlvest, nagu see oli ka levinud samurai perekondades. Väljaspool oodatud võitluskunstide erialasid
noored uurisid ellujäämise ja uurimise tehnikaid, samuti teavet mürgiste ja lõhkeainete kohta.
NINJA STARTER KIT • Behind The Cow Chop
Thank You 🐮🔪

[@Mallinaamari]

I really like this Ethan guy who keeps sending them shit.

[@CoralPolyps]

I love how much trust they put into Aleks' knot lol

[@skeletor6874]

The druken, Russian, Fire Maniac, what could go wrong putting our trust in him?

[@JackPorter]

you think "russian" is synonymous to "bad"? i don't blame you, but still...

[@skeletor6874]

I don't, I was just noting it as a trait of aleeeksias. I admit, the wording does make it seem that way though.

[@KingBongHogger]

Well it worked, didn't it?

[@Sleepeking]

Duhh he knows the double wiffle

[@brayanmartinez9063]

Man, this Ethan guy is such a cool dude. Good job Ethan, keep doing you man by giving them shit to hurt themselves with.

[@CaptainUsopp118]

Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!

[@WildWombats]

What if Ethan mails them bees?

[@inactive2447]

ooh bees

[@Mr.Tahkos]

"Attention Cow Chop" *Brett and James start beating the shit out of the box*

[@saintlaurentdon2725]

that logan paul reference lmao

[@adambartice542]

Dennis U ikr xD

[@DEEJAYisAWESOME]

Emotional Chameleon *Pootie Tang* is the meme of the 21$t century

[@miniwolfearts]

8:40

[@MrDerekless]

Broo can someone edit the toy story hat on aleks head on this refrence please? Huge meme potential

[@scxtty5746]

Fucking amazing

[@rei_lyy]

I'm glad they hired the tree on as an intern

[@Cloverhope23]

Thought for sure James was getting his concussion here!

[@Deaths505Shadow]

Jon Snow same dude in still waiting for that video haha

[@mooncide_]

I'm kind of impressed they've managed to not destroy or set their tree on fire by now tbh EDIT: i spoke a little too soon-

[@Galagain]

Sooiled it for me

[@lukesick1]

UnovaTrainerWhite that's not an edited comment KZbin would've said

[@brandonmoki91]

SPOILERS

[@xsuperduperspoonx]

11:04 this should be a whole series, legit

[@naudalyke]

Brett justifying them tearing up the wall by saying they're going to paint it anyway because hes trying to be a GOOD FATHER and not get his kids evicted again

[@detroitsmash833]

8:40 ahh don't you love it when the cow chop boys throw shades

[@mr.regardless1862]

Okay this video's nice and all but don't let that take away from the fact that James took a shit on camera.

[@ToriKo_]

Mr. Regardless lmao

[@involith]

james could literally save me frm a burning building and all id be able to think abt would be 'this dude took a fuckin deuce on camera'

[@MANA98]

Mr. Regardless 😂😂😂

[@kurt7937]

Mr. Regardless what video?

[@nagukratan1057]

the amazon prime that came out yesterday

[@mooncide_]

4:03 Aleks making his CS: Go comeback

[@dog1320]

There are no Throwing knives in CS:GO

[@bspinnacle4669]

Dog not with that attitude!

[@Derek-lb1pe]

UnovaTrainerWhite iii

[@galax-zee3080]

BsPinnacle lol its a dying game

[@bspinnacle4669]

Galax-Zee i dont play thr game lol so i wouldnt know

[@HighdroLex]

I was worried the entire video to see if this was the video that james got his concussion!

[@possumeyedjo]

RodCaster Gaming same 😂

[@stormberry9380]

Wait when did James get a concussion?!

[@HighdroLex]

he talked about it in his fortnite stream a few days ago

[@HighdroLex]

i thought the grappling hook would have smashed his head thats why i was so scared XD

[@hoodcollector]

im still waiting !!.. as soon as he started climbing on the counter i slowly started to get a smile on my face ..

[@jaykstah]

I need a full-length series of Aleks doing puppetry and making that voice at 11:05

[@CombatLegsVIDS]

Jaykstah that would be magical lmfao

[@trentforent3390]

He’s surprisingly good at puppetry

[@cierradotcom4507]

I would just like to say I appreciate Anna and I hope she’s having a great day

[@hansnielsen4384]

Dave Fred That’s the joke

[@manrajchinjar7352]

Dave Fred it clearly was.

[@davefred]

Pretty shitty joke then... Are we still talking about the same comment?

[@jimmy_ink]

Dave Fred j j said that appreciating Anna was sexist so weed warrior replied with a comment as stupid and moronic as j j's. At least that's how I take it.

[@davefred]

Jimmy Ink The way I took it was that J J 's comment was a joke and weed warrior was over-reacting.

[@lafatyfej1]

8:34 We found a dead Trevor in the suicide forest.

[@ricardo7017gbp]

Genius move by Aleks

[@yung_ape]

That warehouse is going to be someones grave

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

The whole video I was getting Final Destination vibes.

[@codyking981]

lmfao

[@guydangerus2468]

Company's Grave now.

[@AkiyamaToushiro]

You guy should do a video about waxing each other. Oh and the person that manages to wax Brett and survive his terrible rage gets bonus points.

[@Explosiveblob98]

Leave your fetishes out of this buddy

[@scottscully4325]

nah lean into it

[@lkcullen1918]

They tried waxing Aleks once. It did not go well.

[@Reddeadsleep]

Aleks is just the typical Russian man. Slowly getting unfit but still wants to impress everyone in the room when presented with some type of exercise. My type really.

[@user-uw8oc7lf7i]

When is Cooking with ya boi Aleks Episode 2 coming out?

[@NinjaOoj]

High Aleks needs to be a recurring thing

[@user-uw8oc7lf7i]

Cheese you know what you're talking about

[@CaptainUsopp118]

and when is part 2 of L.A Noire gameplay coming out?

[@barteke22]

Gameplay stuff without a red thumbnail tends to be one-shots, so unless people really request it, it ain't coming back. Though I'm pretty sure that James did the whole thing on his channel not long ago.

[@CaptainUsopp118]

James, noooooooo :'(

[@diananguyen6159]

8:40 "Logang squad" 😂

[@williamnorrie5945]

Diana Nguyen lol no Logang allowed tho🤪

[@diananguyen6159]

William Norrie Trust me, I don't either, but the way they sneak dissed it was so funny

[@amy3tears]

James looks SO FUCKIN GOOD in that all black outfit with the beanie. It needed to be said.

[@DillPikkol]

Dont let this video distract you from the fact that Mr Krabs once sold Spongebobs soul for 62 cents

[@doubledosed4220]

Spychopath omg i was literally thinking about that the other day

[@harmoniousglooch9275]

Dont Let this video distract you from the fact logic is biracial

[@NebraskaTea]

I'm just so on edge waiting to see how James gets his concussion. Especially in this video; "Is he gonna take a bat to the head? Will this grapple hook snap on him? Oh no, he's gonna fall off the side of the building!" The anticipation is killin me, man.

[@nicolemarly6202]

How did James hurt his head tho

[@skinnermclane4467]

This entire video I was waiting for the grappling hook to smash into his head. When the hook was on the roof I figured it -had- to come down and smack him and was preparing myself...god the mystery of how he hurt his head is killing me!

[@stevebutabi4264]

I thought it was when he swung to the couch, but nothing ever happened

[@scrunglee]

He gave himself a concussion in the video where they were headbutting walnuts or whatever

[@carlchristianligaray3755]

This is why ethan from h3h3 hasn't came back for like 3 weeks because he is the one who's sending them packages.. hmm

[@wqterworks]

8:25 Sayori? Is that you?

[@serketsecret]

rain soaked box for next cow chop member

[@KrentJun]

Where the fuck is James' injury!?

[@azCdog1]

Isaias Alfaro “injury”

[@Deaths505Shadow]

CesarYT that's how it's spelt bud

[@azCdog1]

ANTi i know buddy i just don’t think its an injury i think James cut his hair lol

[@swampmop]

CesarYT he got a concussion apparently. don’t think it’s in this vid

[@xMCTheLazeboyx]

Achievement Hunter: "That grappling hook could kill someone, probably best that we take some precautions." Cow Chop: "HOIST YE AWAY!!!"

[@Cinnsere]

James wears the climbing spikes backwards. Should have put consecutive knots in the rope to climb easier.

[@ihateurmomsson221]

Holy shit I just laughed way too loud when they did the Logan Paul bit.

[@seth6954]

Rope plus tree = new suicide forest video

[@MrFloKop]

When will Aleks set the Christmas tree on fire?

[@justseizurealeks]

9:37 Aleks is worried he'll get deported

[@lukekattenbraker4254]

They should give each other tattoos, I’d pay to see that

[@Annaie1234]

I've heard James gets a concussion at some point. I have a feeling its probably this video and I'm sitting here feeling as though i am going to have a panic attack because of this video

[@avior4319]

I couldn't enjoy this because I kept expecting James to fall and knock himself out. The tension bois.

[@dustinmalcolm6837]

I’m HERE for anything puppeteer Alecks does

[@darthveris]

i love that when james punched the wall and expected it to be drywall, he absolutely would have put multiple puncture holes in the wall to try out the gloves without a second thought

[@kovulion7777]

James doing that is a precursor to the future

[@tally_hal]

imagine if his leg opening up the oven was gona be the end if him

[@CONULON]

11:24, if you look closely you can actually see Aleks is talking and not the puppet :O

[@emma_6677]

Of course someone breaks something in the first second

[@irekkit3548]

Idk why but I fucking lost it when Brett threw the sword and was like "hOIST IT AWAAAAAY!" At 3:06 Haha

[@cesarm206]

I like how mama lindsey is always trying to make sure they don't get hurt

[@Callacat123]

My favorite member of cow chop is fireman puppet

[@TheOnlyJ3ZA]

I'm thinking i wanna see a whole episode with just Jakob and the puppet, that got me going

[@Dr.GuglioTepTep]

This is insanely dangerous. It genuinely made me quite anxious watching this.

[@Slurpasaurus]

Can't wait to see the tree in all of their new videos for the next year

[@nightcluu]

*“My body will catch itself”* fucking Trevor 😂💗

[@CombatLegsVIDS]

11:42 #MeToo This might be my favorite Behind The Cow Chop 😂😂😂

[@kphan3984]

1:12 Ahh the vibrator, a classic ninja's tool of destruction.

[@smolchild1343]

Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created

[@TheOdd]

Smol Child It's because we've strayed to far.

[@DanaButabi]

Smol Child The best quote from Spy Kids 2

[@xXTashaBabezZXx]

I was drinking tea when Brett said "I've been watering it" hahaha the first time I was close to spitting a drink out

[@monselozano21]

why do aleks and brett look like those two drunk tíos at a party in charge of pulling the piñata rope lmfao

[@teunissenstefan]

Wow Ethan, great moves! Keep it up!

[@AzureMoebius22]

We're getting that Creatures-like camaraderie that I've been waiting for

[@asher6567]

4:20 when Trevor tells Alexa to become DIO

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

8:54 "I dont know how I got here" XD

[@widneyburton448]

5:27 Trevor makes a godly sound.

[@ExtraChrispyBacon]

The only thing more dangerous than achievement hunters getting deadly weapons is Cow Chop getting deadly weapons!

[@metaomicron72]

Jackobs attempt on the the tree was pretty good.

[@VenomChavo]

Here comes the rise of Cow Chop getting weapons

[@VGCODV]

4:26 james' reaction XD

[@doubledosed4220]

this video literally induced a whole new level of anxiety that i can’t even explain

[@ficklexfreckle]

I love how every time James starts to do something they put a matt under him. Haha

[@NotMac]

Bless Lindsay’s heart for bringing the mats

[@Cambionn]

i love how lindsey is always the one pulling out the safety equipment

[@brandonramirez8062]

8:24 damn Trevor, too real.

[@KneeCapbobs]

soo I just paused at 7:45 because I had the thought come screaming into my mind, "OoOoOohhh!!! is this how James got the concussion he was talking about the other night on his stream?"

[@KneeCapbobs]

hmm....guess we're still waiting to see what happened to his head..

[@tyfife79]

Aleks with the puppet made my day

[@katawatenshu]

7:40 you saint, putting the mat out for these foolish boys

[@EpicBlaiser]

These guys are the closest you can get to real life shitposting, and I love it.

[@brendancolianni9501]

The palm claws have 2 functions. One is to climb rocky structures and the other is to block incoming sword swings

[@ElementalArcher]

Good thing cow chop has their own firefighter now.

[@cesarm206]

This dude is actually trying to kill cow chop with those gifts

[@Warbringer1184.]

Brett I love that wrath sweater

[@moisese9688]

i like behind the cowchop more than their other shows

[@eeewau]

**Punches nails into concrete.** What were you expecting to happen James? Try on wood instead, maybe?

[@harmoniousglooch9275]

to ethan: Great moves, Great job keeo ir up. Proud of you

[@aviarcher715]

jakob is such a DADDY

[@jacklavancha9659]

he's my back up jew daddy.........#1 left to learn :(

[@reginald25014]

Just waiting on James' concussion to happen 😂😂

[@Jex2112]

Single wiffle: Sailors demise.. Double wiffle: Sailors surprise

[@Gannoh]

Ethan Castillo is definitely going on an FBI watchlist for ordering all of those sharp objects.

[@kevinlai9720]

Wow, Ethan. Great gifts. Keep it up. Proud of you.

[@BardiaSaeedi]

Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!

[@rigatoni_pasta]

Give them more stuff like this, Ethan. This is great.

[@TheSky000003]

i love how they kept getting the mat for James safety gotta protect the money maker

[@Woozee_]

Has anyone ever noticed that the name "Cow Chop" is a play on the words "Couch-Op" ; basically, playing cooperative games on the couch.

[@paularawrs]

LMAO that Logan Paul reference 8:33

[@maxxkladd]

9:28 Moments before trevor ruined his image.

[@poket1622]

I clicked off from another video to watch this

[@poket1622]

This was a great video

[@extoris5377]

Woaw

[@TheMadis]

Pokebeanie omg sa oled see youtuber ju

[@Lopper.]

I didn't

[@KutsukiKaiVT]

Same lol worth it

[@wesout4784]

One wiffle, sailors demise. Two wiffles, sailor survives.

[@MrsSita1801]

I like how the safety mats only come out for James and no one else XD

[@MariothePlumber529]

Thanks Ethan !

[@kfig45]

9:11 I love that puppet 11:05

[@JonCheadle]

I can't be the only one to expect the concussion to happen at 8:06 and 12:38

[@sshan8736]

Lindsey walking in without saying a word and setting down safety mat, perfection

[@HeroofSomething]

You guys gotta try it again when it’s not raining so y’all can get some grippage. I’d actually like to see if any of you can climb the wall!