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[@jackyisnardi3900]

Why isn't anyone talking about Mitch's vocals

[@lectroplayz6037]

jacky why does anyone even care! I don't.

[@lubovcazacova6683]

jacky i do!

[@tommymonaghan1697]

Have you even heard him sing properly? His music is soooo good

[@rakew9231]

THIS IS YOUR SCIENCE LOVE SOOOOOOOOONG

[@britneysilverflame3633]

@@lectroplayz6037 He's pretty good! They are both wonderful! :)

[@NadineAnnabelle]

I feel like everyone (or a lot of people) heard “lonely Starbucks lovers" or something like that because they're obsessed with the popular coffee chain. I did not hear that and was that annoying person, correcting everyone. Come on guys, it's “I've got a long list of ex-lovers." :)

[@ishalakbar7461]

lol same I honestly didn't know how people heard "Starbucks" and your theory make sense because I don't drink coffee and have NEVER went to starbucks.

[@savalavaloy3549]

I actually thought it was "I got a lonely star crossed lover"

[@NadineAnnabelle]

angelish9 thank you! although not obsessed, I have been known to stray to the coffee shop once in a while. :) (although I'm more of a Tim Horton's lover myself)

[@NadineAnnabelle]

Savannah Egerton never heard that one before! haha well now you know right? :)

[@ishalakbar7461]

Nadine Annabelle Same I love timmys! Although I don't get coffee I just get stuff like doughnuts and muffins.

[@Meganos999]

I'm sure I could look up nearly any Panic! At The Disco song and find lyrics that I thought were something completely different ("Sick of hands and fell for sofas" "Sycophants on velvet sofas")

[@antibigotry123]

they have such a good time with each other! that's the very best part of this.

[@hailey-ks7mg]

Cenuries - Fallout Boy What I thought: I've been here forever, beware the frozen fruit What it is: I've been here forever, and here's the frozen proof

[@bye3422]

my sister thought that she was singing 'I know I've got a baby goat' instead of 'I know I've got a big ego' in primadonna girl by marina and the diamonds lmao

[@ColinClifford34]

lol in "Sugar" by Maroon Five "Your Sugar! You're sweet!" When it's really "Your Sugar! Yes Please"

[@CaledonianCamel]

Stayin' alive Ha ha ha ha steak and a knife Steak and a knife ha ha ha ha staying alive stayin alive

[@bshivam2001]

And, of course, who can forget the infamous Good For You lyrics: What many people hear: "I am only farting carrots. I am farting carrots" The Actual lyrics: "I'm on my 14 carats. I'm 14 carat"

[@DylanVanessa]

5sos end up here: you said you liked my coldplay shirt

[@leafy4twenty826]

I've always heard "I've got two chicks and a pair of dice" instead of two tickets to paradise

[@rainbowmac1843]

Mitch sang my fav song! Chandelier!

[@minchmeat]

It was funny how Mitch did it like Welcome to Miami we are staying in Miami

[@gigglydookie]

Modest mouse; tiny cities made of ashes. What I heard- gonna get dressed up in plastic and shake hands with bad asses Actual lyrics- gonna get dressed up in plastic and shake hands with the masses I prefer mine

[@whoreticulturalreset]

Elastic Heart by Sia Mondegreen: I've got pig skin and an electric horse

[@ReinierMartinez]

The Ghostbusters theme song... "Who you gonna call, those bastards!" "Who you gonna call, Ghostbusters"

[@aimee4294]

hahaha!!

[@lisaparks371]

+Aimee lo ☺☺😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nyanoawx2120]

oh my god 😂

[@myawesomevideosmav7834]

Reinier Martinez ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... why?

[@diyakrishna9440]

Reinier Martinez I'm dying!

[@caitlinmohar]

Selena Gomez "Good For You" Misheard Lyric: I'm farting carrots...I'm farting carrots Actual Lyric: I'm Fourteen carots I'm Fourteen carots

[@lee5698]

* carats

[@akshay7121994]

That was hilarious !! XD farting carrots !

[@lee5698]

Taken it from Hollywire TV?

[@caitlinmohar]

+Digitalvi idk what that is 😂

[@tylerelijahishere]

Caitlin XNX This Comment Is too funny. The illuminati will now come and get you! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@chromacattiosv2]

"Suck my milk-made sour cream" XD I laughed so hard I dropped my cookie.

[@ms10089]

yes omg

[@Jade.n.]

omg is your cookie alright?

[@blacksxbox1516]

+Jade Nanarjain xD all you care about is the cookie

[@bubblegumcat6822]

here's a new one ^-^ 🍪

[@chromacattiosv2]

+Bubblegum Cat happy early Easter to me lol

[@deadlykitten2909]

Cups - Anna Kendrick _You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my _*_taco_* xD

[@lunasprite8988]

It goes "your gonna miss me by my talk oh"

[@deadlykitten2909]

-λคг๏ภ- Strang I know

[@heyyeboni3003]

OMG I asked my friend if it was taco, and she was like "Its talk oh.." and I was like "ohhhh"

[@deadlykitten2909]

Eboni Bernard xD

[@Deltatwo3]

YES YES YES!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!

[@lstumbles3009]

Blank space Taylor swift( misheard lyrics ) "Got along with Starbucks lovers they'll tell u I'm insane"

[@soul23110]

Got a long list of ex lovers they'll tell you I'm insane

[@appleo5324]

summer roses

[@diyakrishna9440]

Samara Grainey lol sameeee!

[@biancaandres8682]

practically almost everyone falls for that one.

[@jennakoch3513]

Samara Grainey i always knew it was "got a long list of ex lovers"

[@kerfuffletruffle1383]

All the single ladies- I'm a single lettuce. Don't judge 😂

[@katieallen7510]

Ellie Christie That is hilarious in a good way

[@ollie_3948]

Ellie Christie #SingleLettuce

[@mmm.birnie]

Frosk THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IT SAID! no one else does

[@elmstump]

I don't even replace the lyrics with what I think they are, I just mumble gibberish that sounds similar to the actual lyrics. XD

[@TSProductionsVideos]

We all do that

[@TSProductionsVideos]

No embarrassment.

[@CrochetWithMe365]

Same 😂😂

[@suzannahorn6108]

Basically every fall out boy song

[@orlaghxx9748]

Yes! my songs knows what you did in the Dark! 'Lie Tim up up up Lie Tim up up up up Lie Tim up up I'm on FIREE!' and then you know the actual lyrics...lol

[@melissamein1764]

*passionate mumbling*

[@melrowesilab357]

i literally thought the "frozen proof" part on Centuries is "frozen fruit" 😂😂😂

[@jamesammerlaan]

+Melrowe row ur boat me too!

[@brekumoro]

we're going down down in a nlnlnlnllrrr round

[@theeditor8776]

New York -Alicia Keys "Concrete jungles where dreams are made of" 'Concrete jungle wet dream tomato' lol.

[@AwesomeAnything]

Hahahaha

[@aronjubitana9872]

I always thought is was: "I bring Oprah Winfrey tomatoes"

[@theeditor8776]

***** hahahaha👌👌

[@maddie107]

***** Song brilliantly ruined forever hahahaha.

[@waseealam7136]

buzzfeed? you got it from buzzfeed

[@LizBeReal]

that one song called "Stitches" by that Mendez guy: i heard: "chicken, farting on tamales" supposed to be: "shaking, falling on to my knees"

[@LizBeReal]

Amelia Stanton lol!!

[@ameliastanton6084]

LizzieAthey I always miss hear lyrics like the one eyed bear that you gave to me one i was like so confused when they said it was wrong!

[@marcustaduran1385]

+maria laura galvez buzzfeed lol

[@Dodibezan]

I love this song!

[@aubreye8108]

This just made me laugh so hard

[@RaheemD]

Ariana Grande - One Last Time Misheard Lyric: I know I should have farted, at least I'm being honest Actual lyric: I know I should have fought it, at least I'm being honest

[@GDCilia]

XD

[@miastaten7809]

“I know I shouldnve farted" * Ariana has a flash back of farting in 3rd grade lol

[@saarahkhalifa4730]

+Lia Staten (Hope/Ruth) Whŷ?

[@miastaten7809]

Saarah Khalifa why what

[@saarahkhalifa4730]

+Lia Staten (Hope/Ruth) why'd u say that ari farted in 3rd grade

[@georgecataloni4720]

"I'm blue; if I was green I would diiiiie! If I was greeeeeen I would die! If I was green I would diiie!!!!" That's probably the most popular misheard lyric, I'd bet lol.

[@AiRsTriKeITA]

I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy I'm blue, I will pee and eat pie I'm blue, without weed I would die

[@TheTonyborbony]

For the longest time I thought it was "I'm blue, I will bleed I will die"

[@zipporahcharles1305]

I'm from the Caribbean and we mishear songs alot but "I'm blue" is not 1 of them

[@Vonnylove]

When I was a kid, we all heard "I'm gonna die in Aberdeen gonna die in Aberdeen, gonna die in Aberdeen gonna die." Possibly as we are Scottish.

[@AuroraNora3]

were*

[@harleyjade9597]

Dear Maria, Count Me In - All Time Low What I heard: there's a story at the bottom of this butt hole Actual lyrics: there's a story at the bottom of this bottle

[@harleyjade9597]

I also heard “I farted for a long time now” rather than “I fought it for a long time now” in Break your little heart by All Time Low

[@randomnameforarandomnerd8400]

+Harley Soliz Oh gosh! Me too.

[@victoriakafer1169]

what I heard: "something's telling me "believe" but I won't" what the song's really says: "something's telling me to leave but I won't" (damned if I do you by All Time Low)

[@WongSylvie]

+Harley Soliz isn't that damned if i do ya (damned if i don't)

[@montelwilliams1618]

I literally died when Mitch said "Suck my milk-made cellophane"

[@Wolflover-ow2rg]

Montel Williams did you see Greg's face tho

[@piercetheovaries]

* fall out boy fans laughing *

[@awkwardsammy5861]

I agree even though I rarely hear Fall Out Boy songs wrong

[@cabanatuan95]

+Hannah Burch (Coolhan123) yep

[@kalinae3902]

+musicmakergirl91 *Laughs distantly*

[@pundziusavril]

+musicmakergirl91 Singing along to Fall Out Boy? More like passionately mumbling your version of the song

[@sara.carolinee]

YES YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON

[@small_and_dangerous2068]

Grenade by Bruno Mars "Throw my head on a plane for ya." Actual lyric: "Throw my hand on a blade for ya." 😂

[@lia-ee2hk]

small_and_dangerous HOLY CRAP EVER SINCE THAT SONG CAME OUT IVE NEVER CHECKED THE LYRICS AND I JUST NOW SEE IT

[@agirlwholivesinsideacontai8745]

small_and_dangerous OMG YES IM LIKE THAT TOO

[@kerfuffletruffle1383]

small_and_dangerous wait that's the lyrics!?!?!?

[@katieallen7510]

small_and_dangerous OMG I THOUGHT THAT THE WHOLE TIME AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN

[@biancaandres8682]

small_and_dangerous I actually didn't know until I read this comment that it was "throw my head on PLANE for you."

[@rachelmae1d]

Every Fall out Boy song: wijfiendidjf buet didinx llama jdjsi boomerang What it really is: /no one knows/

[@YesiAnya]

Rachel Mendoza ....... Really? It is pretty clear of what they are saying if you will just listen to it.

[@rachelmae1d]

Yesi Anya​ It's just a joke... I can understand Patrick most of the time

[@YesiAnya]

Rachel Mendoza ok, good.

[@TacoBearz]

tru tho

[@zhuava946]

So true

[@danny_yeets]

Fall Out Boy: Uma Thurman Misheard lyric: Moustache, moustache of dessert sex. Actual lyric: The stench, the stench, of summer sex.

[@TwinMoonReflections]

LOVE. Maybe because Patrick's trying to grow his winter beard?

[@nintando]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@anyand7937]

This is so funny😂😂

[@iluvsmosh01]

No No No No No

[@LuiKang043]

Tbf, Patrick's singing almost always leads me to mishear the lyrics.

[@gigigaming1239]

Expectation : I'm farting carrots. Reality : I'm 14 karats I forgot the song

[@sophiajones2361]

good for you by Selena?

[@gigigaming1239]

Sophia Jones yes, thank you

[@hamsaal-nassaj7333]

radioactive- imagine dragons 1- I'm breaking up the action dust (I'm waking up to ash and dust) 2- I wipe my bra and then sweat my rust (I wipe my brow and sweat my rust) 3- enough to make my sis come close (enough to make my system grow) 4- welcome to the dope dae to the dope dae (welcome to the new age to the new age) 5- I raise my flag, sit down my clothes ( I raise my flag and don my clothes) OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@GDCilia]

XD

[@fatkidinc.3058]

Ariana Grande - Focus misheard lyric - fuck a zombie actual lyric - focus on me

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

The Bottle Buddies That's what isnsays in the Bart Baker version

[@lacrimosa5213]

"We're goin down down- INANURLYGHSJXJXJAROUND- and sugar were going down swingin."

[@daninja265]

If someone says that someone is saying something, when they are actually saying something completely different, why do you perceive it so? For instance, when you said that Sam Smith was singing "Suck my milk-made cellophane", I perceived the lyrics to sound exactly like that. Why is this?

[@Hazzardworks]

Fancy seeing you here! What a small world.

[@luvthepeople123]

That's a very good question, never even thought of that.

[@Dyenosoreusrex]

If I say joke tolk folk loke then ask you to answer the question, "What is the white part of an egg" you would likely say yolk. It is the same principal I'm putting the idea in your head and then you cannot undue that. There is an actual psychological name for this but I can't think of it. EDIT The reason that is important is because the answer should be egg whites. That probably will go over a few people's heads. It did for me at first.

[@SpadeXero]

It's called framing. By suggesting a certain idea it "frames" what we think.

[@Breakability]

Hunter Freeman This is called priming.

[@yoshidc1]

At the start of My songs know what you did in the dark it sounds like they're saying "HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM CHICKEN BANANA"

[@sara.carolinee]

I'm laughing so much

[@Caleb-jq5mj]

+yoshidc1 I heard ham and banana, but not chicken. LOL

[@ms10089]

im laughing so hard

[@madisonmitchell2850]

OMG YES I went to listen to the song to see what you were talking about and I was laughing so hard it was hard to try and get back to this video to type this comment haha thanks for the laugh lol 😂😂

[@willberwick5364]

+Madison Mitchell OMG YES! I did the same and now I'm creasing xD

[@alissaspringfield2414]

Pretty much every Fall out Boy song I just make my own lyrics up lolol. From Sugar we're going down. "Well we sleepy eat and sleepy for the raaaaw teaaa!" "Oh tell mommy I'm watching KZbin from the closet."

[@minihydra]

Alissa Springfield Omg I heard it too - watching KZbin from the closet :D

[@alissaspringfield2414]

***** hahaha I heard. Momma find my teenage dreams no there's nothing wrong with me the kids are all raw the stories all off heavy metal pokemon heart

[@kristenlai165]

Alissa Springfield Cause we could be immorals, immorals, just not for long for long.

[@michellelelliott10]

I thought it said KZbin at first "Oh don't mind me I'm watching KZbin in the closet"

[@caitlynursula1527]

A lady ga cornflakes, cock it an bull it

[@WynnK_]

Can't hold us My mom thought it said "Like a ceiling can holder." It actually is "Like the ceiling can't hold us." xD

[@alostbaby5909]

New York by Alicia keys Misheard: concrete jungle wet dream tomato Actual lyric: concrete jungle where dreams are made of

[@maddywoods9058]

Omg! 😂😂

[@alostbaby5909]

+SuperGlitterBox Actually I've heard that lyric every time I heard that song and I haven't seen that buzzfeed video yet

[@Yourshaebutter]

The most misheard song of all time....

[@marialauragalvez5011]

Lmao that's the buzzfeed thing😂😂

[@lpskandy3097]

ISOOT R U COMING BACK TO ISSA WITH UR HAIR?!??

[@flower4powerful]

Song: Like a G 6 "Like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick. Now im feeling so fly like a chese stick!" The actual song "Like a G 6 Like a G 6, Now im feeling so fly like a G 6"

[@YesiAnya]

Kiyani Carter I heard that too. O_O

[@lizritz73]

Kiyani Carter im not alone............

[@epickatturtle6131]

I heard it too

[@miastaten7809]

Me too. That is why every time I hear that song I'm eating string cheese. lol. But seriously

[@shumeratharmarajah9174]

This just made my day😂😂😂😂

[@chaicrisanto921]

When I first heard "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil' John What I heard: "Farting loud and everybody sharts. Turn down for what!" Actual lyrics: "Fire up that loud another round of shots. Turn down for what!"

[@jeulescatherine8603]

Omg sameness.

[@SantiMarshmallow]

when I first heard that song, i thought it said "Turn Off The Lights!"

[@beez6039]

Farting loud and everybody shouts

[@Maerahn]

I'll be honest, it was only thanks to Superfruit's sublime 'Hip-Hop Goes Broadway' videos that I found out what the real lyrics to that one were!

[@leojoey6606]

I never heard 'Starbucks lovers'. I heard 'get along like star crossed lovers' But. oh well.

[@sara.carolinee]

Yours actually makes a lot of sense

[@leojoey6606]

I thought so too, thank you. hahaha XD

[@AwakenTheFrog]

+Leo Joey That's what it really is, but the mishearing is 'starbucks lovers.' EDIT: OOPS MY BAD I'M WRONG! Ahaha, sorry but that's what I was sure it was!

[@user-vm2qo1uk5y]

I always heard "got a long list of ex lovers"

[@selenahairston9802]

+- (littledashofhappy) That's the actual lyric

[@mugsmr_]

(Fall Out Boy fans laughing)

[@orlaghxx9748]

yes lol and Panic sort of love them so much

[@bywatergal4177]

Fall Out Boy - Centuries Actual Lyrics: We are the poisoned youth What I hear: We are the frozen fruit

[@aamirrajlamichhane8605]

the one with the black hair sings really good tho

[@diyakrishna9440]

Marshal Klein you mean Mitch?

[@lia-ee2hk]

Diya Krishna she's probably new

[@joyrenataw8171]

Marshal Klein His name is Mitch

[@evanpeterslover9402]

Marshal Klein you've caused a disburseance in the force

[@imawalker8871]

dont u know mitchell moffit seriously XD

[@elinehoes8934]

Abba : Dancing queen What I sing "You can dance, You can dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" What it is:"You can dance, You can jive"

[@NostalgiCrazy]

LOL omg what? I thought they were just singing "dance" again and it just happened to sound like "die" cause of their accents or something xD "Jive" never came to mind! My whole life has been a lie.

[@jenaddictions1184]

I thought it was fly not jive nor die

[@NostalgiCrazy]

By the way I'm totally going to sing DIE every time now and see who notices lmao thanks xD

[@INameIsGood]

IT's not fly ? My whole life was a lie

[@NostalgiCrazy]

INameIsGood Peter Pan agrees xD

[@NostalgiCrazy]

Ariana Grande: _I only wana die tonight! Never by the hands of a broken heart._ Taylor Swift: _Got a lonely Starbucks lover, he'll tell you I'm insane._ Echosmith: _I wish that I could be like the cookies, cause all the cookies they seem to fit in._ Bruno Mars: _Girl sexy hallelujah! Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to ya!_ Also, that voice in the beginning of 'The Heart Wants What It Wants' is saying _"Whathafuck Juan?"_ haha.

[@genivarollingstone6000]

The Cookies! I heard it that way too hehe xD

[@NostalgiCrazy]

***** Lmao. Btw, what's that U0001f61d thing? I keep seeing it in comments :(

[@NostalgiCrazy]

***** Oh! Hahaha thanks for explaining :p

[@rakew9231]

I would like to be a cookie

[@hyly8038]

They can sing? Especially Mitch, I mean Greg can sing but he just sounds like a fan girl hahaha

[@olivianathalie]

Mitch is a singer, yea

[@MsButterflyBam]

I listen to K-Pop (as you can probably tell) and this happens to me so much! With both the English and Korean lyrics. Like SNSD's 'I got a boy' one of the lines sounds like they're saying 'I've got a boy on my chin'. The 'on my chin' bit is actually korean lyrics but I can never not hear it as 'on my chin'! >. <

[@deboraht1540]

So true! I thought the lyrics were 'I got a boy on my chin, I got a boy a chicken' >

[@kjd25kd]

I listen to vocaloids. Japanese and synthesised so the English is never clear. Still love them anyway!

[@MsButterflyBam]

Katie Davidson ah! Like Hatsune Miku? Yeah it does play with your ears a bit>. < it's still good though :3

[@kjd25kd]

Yeah! That's the one!

[@FlyToTheRain]

Two of my favorite k-pop misheard lyrics are cola cola cola in SHINee's Ring Ding Dong and "suck on my toenail" in Infinite's Destiny lol

[@bethabugaboo]

In Fall Out Boys song My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light em up) I swear at the at the start they are sing, ham ham ham ham piece of ham piece of ham then go to the real singing. I still have no idea what they are really saying O.O

[@TheJetsetMike]

During the chorus the "in the dark dark" I always heard "in the dark yard"

[@ashpaul2901]

I hear that.

[@xxLuena]

I'm laughing way to hard at this 😂

[@prangprang13]

Thank you for telling me this. I will now only think of ham when I listen to that song. lmao

[@adaode3413]

I hear: ham piece of ham, ham chicken bacon ham piece of ham ~something in that way.... Does anyone even know what the lyrics really are?

[@liansart3801]

WHY DIDNT THEY INCLUDE FALL OUT BOY??

[@DefenestrateWindows]

Parts of Fall out boy Sugar What I hear: Im just a knot in your bed post and Judas allowed it a song. Really: I'm just a notch in you bed post, and your just a line in a song What I hear: Trabajar. make a name. And we are steeping, we are steeping, for the raw tea. Really: Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team What I hear: A lonny got complex, cock it and pull it Really: A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it What I hear: Oh, Don't mommy, I'm watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the freak shit in your jeep. Really: Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet. Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

[@gingerr8015]

Oh how I love Fall Out Boy

[@MariaCheskaTheGC]

What i hear: "watching youtube/U2 from the closet..." Really: "watching YOU TWO from the closest..."

[@chrisvalhallalalala8242]

I guess it's just really hard to understand Patrick because I always have problems when listening to Fall Out Boy lol

[@TwinMoonReflections]

I thought it was "Tell mommy I'm watching KZbin from the closet..." Oops...

[@nintando]

SO MUCH FOB IN THE COMMENTS I LOVE IT

[@stickytoastcrunch5500]

Miss Jackson by P!ATD - I heard "You put a song, a little flicker in my mind now" It's supposed to be "You put a sour little flavour in my mouth now"

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

Huh, I hear pretty much the same thing you do. In the same song I hear "are you rusty" instead of "are you nasty".

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

Cas Rose Yeah, I watched a lyric video for that and in the comments was an entire chain of people who heard it differently.

[@trinityt7708]

Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson I am not steak!

[@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106]

Frostfilled I love patd

[@segmentaseanfault4402]

What about "sweaty balls under desert skies"in LA Devotee?😂😂

[@miastaten7809]

Demi Lavato (is that how you spell it?) Heart attack What I hear: "Cuz I don't wanna fart it loud. " Actual lyrics: "Cuz I don't wanna fall in love" Am I the only one?!?

[@johnruediger9752]

From Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"... "THE ALLLLLGEBRA HAS A DEVIL ON A SIDEWALK GREEEEN FOR MEEEEEEE FOR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

[@spaceland-fae5264]

That's the best thing ever 😂😂😂

[@gocrazygostupidgowildbitchwild]

The original is: Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me for me

[@matthi5146]

+xX_this_is_a_long_username_test_because_the_others_i_picked_were_too_long_69_Xx Wasn't it "a devil put aside"?

[@gocrazygostupidgowildbitchwild]

+Matthias Van Muylders meh close enough

[@sheepgray08]

Omg Im almost crying

[@quinn8621]

legit every fob song

[@sara.carolinee]

Tru

[@maddywoods9058]

Basically....

[@shamelesslyren1841]

+MCR Maddiee you have a nice profile picture friend

[@ms10089]

+MCR Maddiee exactly and a nice name too

[@exynius]

Some legends are toads, some turn to bats or to goats (Centuries xD)

[@Boundless.]

679 by Fetty Wap Top misheard lyrics : And I got the soda. Me: ITS F-ING "And I got this sewed up."

[@katieallen7510]

Arctic Wolf OMG ON MUSICALLY I LIKE PICKED UP A BOTTLE OF SODA!!! SO EMBARRASSING

[@derpmansderpyskin]

I herd "black little baybays" rather than "black widow baby"

[@rabbitleapdamedicinecat9575]

Me too I was like racist?

[@lizritz73]

DerpMans Derpyskin omg lol

[@spottedstar1123]

I always thought it was "and come back with the baby" so for forever I thought the song was about one of those crazy ex-girlfriends that come back to the guy theyre obsessed with saying that theyre pregnant with their child so the guy will be forced to get back with her or even marry her

[@chloemalcolm6447]

DerpMans Derpyskin I heard black with a baby for a long time because of my art teacher.

[@michellelelliott10]

I heard "black little babies" idk it just sounded like that was it xD

[@derpypotato2063]

"to all the lonely" -Death of a bachelor it was "do I look lonely

[@xDaniaAx]

Ariana Grande - One Last Time Misheard lyrics - I know I should have farted... Actual Lyrics - I know I should have fought it... 😂😂😂

[@kitchie31sudaprasert]

Am I the only one who heard "Got a long list of ex-lovers" as "Get along these STAR-X'D LOVERS" (As in star-crossed lovers)? Because I didn't think of Starbucks in the first place. LOL xD Well? Anyone? No? Still Starbucks? Okay then ;___;

[@brookechivas5728]

I heard star-crossed lovers too!! Glad it's not only me anymore

[@kitchie31sudaprasert]

Yeah!! Highfive! xD ^^

[@jenaddictions1184]

I got stomachs lovers

[@Alex-ll3bw]

I heard: "Gotta love these starvex lovers.". Don't ask me what starvex lovers mean?!?!!?

[@rebeccaperratt2988]

Same! I heard starvex 😂 made up a new word today !

[@swan183]

I am bilingual and I have also noticed that sometimes when I expect someone to speak in English but they say it in Chinese instead, I don't understand what they are saying even though it's a very simple phrase. I have to realise they are not speaking English first 😝

[@taithai9909]

Tell me about it...

[@saltyshima_2348]

This need to be highlighted more

[@TheArmchairist]

Jimi Hendrix - purple haze Misheard: 'Scuse me while I Kiss this guy Real: 'Scuse me while I Kiss the sky

[@TheRandomBiscuit]

+RobinCoasterTycoon3 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD!!

[@RadcastPVP]

Omfg same 😂😂

[@abjklmrsakagamiali1651]

That's part of the BuzzFeed video Weirdest Misheard Lyrics of All Time

[@avajeanne7325]

WOOow me too!

[@Aulos2257]

John Legend - "All of Me" My head's underwater But I'm breathing fire actual lyrics: My head's under water But I'm breathing FINE

[@NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64]

+Aulos2257 I misheard it like that too XD

[@lilyaudibert4023]

wait the lyric isn't fire??

[@NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64]

no sorry

[@rachaeldonnelly3330]

+Aulos2257 its fine

[@cherylong2728]

wait wut...it is not fine?

[@AwakenTheFrog]

Uptown Funk What I thought: Uptown fuck you up, uptown fuck you up, What it is: Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up,

[@jonnagracenoelle5825]

Same!!

[@abjklmrsakagamiali1651]

*+JonnaGraceNoelle* OMG me too!!

[@ameliastanton6084]

+TmDc EvolvE my friend thought it was Uptown Funky Junk uptown Funkywunk

[@Merf1195]

don't get me started on the "take my cup pour some liquor on it" line because I thought it said "take my cup put some n*gga on it"

[@MeenakshiSwami]

you cuties. Troye Sivan - Happy Little Pill Misheard lyric: Sippin love from buttholes Actual lyric: Sippin love from bottles

[@michaelfitzpatrick3844]

I heard "yes I am, ah yes I am" instead of "S-I-N, I S-I-N" in House of Wolves by MCR ;~;

[@danielhowelli6811]

I heard that too! :D

[@nintando]

same

[@thingamabitch]

YOU MEAN THAT IS NOT WHAT iT SAYS?

[@sarahs5446]

Wait what

[@tylersee5245]

Morgan Fitzpatrick SAMEEEE

[@merrywinxmas]

"girl sexy hallelujah" when it is supposed to be "girls hit your hallelujah"

[@savalavaloy3549]

I thought he just said "Girl I said to ya Hallelujah" really fast

[@RyeGuy200mg]

Girl sent your Hallelujah

[@jasminnbruun3473]

I've thought it was 'girl says she's hallelujah'

[@emmamccarthy423]

it's girls hit your hallelujah

[@kacieregan8703]

i thought it was girls hate you hallelujah

[@KindaKaylaHQ]

Lol, on the song "Animals" by Maroon 5, I messed up so badly. Instead of animals, animals, animals..mals. I swore I heard animals, animals, animals balls. I thought the song was about animals' balls for years!

[@EthanTheRaccy]

BUZZFEED SAID THE SAME

[@brendonwhatley]

"got a lot of starbucks lovers they'll tell im insane" i cant not here it, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TAYLOR?!

[@Emily18184]

My favorite of my more recent misheard lyrics mishaps is Fall Out Boy's Where Did The Party Go... I heard "smoking melon balls" rather than "smoking menthols"...haha

[@TwinMoonReflections]

Oh gosh Patrick xD He needs to enunciate I usually cannot understand a word he says.

[@nintando]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@desia.brimou]

Mondegreen: Sipping life from buttholes Actual lyric: Sipping love from bottles Mondegreen: Too long 'till I c*m in your hands Actual lyrics: Too long 'till I drown in your hands Both songs are by Troye Sivan (Happy Little Pill and Wild)

[@desia.brimou]

And I'm not even the only one who hears that!

[@desia.brimou]

Also: Mondegreen: Stolen kisses, PewDiePies. Actual lyrics: I dunno actually xD

[@shaumatized3777]

+Ana Todorović The actual lyric for Happy Little Pill is 'Sipping life from bottles' and for WILD i actually didn't know how ppl got 'c*m' instead of 'drown' but when i listened to the song after ppl told me i started hearing 'c*m'.

[@shaumatized3777]

+Ana Todorović Which is the 'Stolen Kisses, Pewdiepies' ? like what part? if it's HLP are you thinking about the 'buying happy from shopping carts' part?

[@desia.brimou]

TronnorIsPerfection Tuber No, it's from "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift. I think the actual lyrics are "Stolen kisses, pretty lies"

[@kaylasmith793]

They remind me of Mitch and Scott.😂

[@kaylasmith793]

And his name is Mitch!!!!!!!!

[@lauriceamper3665]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@leslierose2019]

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!!

[@alexxx7754]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTED THIS!!! Basically SUPERFRUIT but Sciency 😂😂

[@slothyyolo7223]

The way they look at each other too 😍

[@MatteoBlooner]

Lyrics "Bakers gonna bake bake bake" Misheard lyrics: bakers is fakers Bake is fake

[@savalavaloy3549]

I thought that too!

[@inlovewithharrystyle]

The lyrics are actually fakers gonna fake, fake, fake LOL

[@savalavaloy3549]

Yep, I knew shortly after singing them aloud... at school

[@terralynn9]

That would make a fun parody video!

[@yourlocalfruitman2088]

Lol I thought it was haters, not fakers. XD

[@DJBarrister]

Mine isn't lyrics, it's the pledge of allegiance. "I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America. And to the republic, of Richard Stance..."

[@DJBarrister]

This is also when I was in elementary school. =)

[@tessg891]

Salvatore Tummolillo im actually lauvhing

[@minihydra]

Salvatore Tummolillo And so they said in Cougar Town :)

[@200odd300]

Are these guys a couple? Cuz it looks like. If not, then I ship them :3

[@1992azzy]

yes

[@oliviayeoyimei8714]

+azzy t ship too ~~~~

[@sara.carolinee]

Yes they are

[@alexemmerich3152]

200odd300 yes... for like 10 years

[@tony8tacos]

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen at 27 seconds "I'm just a pool boy. I need no stripper fee."

[@Ginnys220]

Priceless

[@nyaf832]

"Oh mama mia, mama mia. Mama mia let me go. The Ozzy boy has a devil put aside for me. For Me. FOR ME!"

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

tony8tacos I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family someone save him from this monstrosity!

[@laurenbee6676]

RIP anyone who listens to Fall Out Boy, Patrick's vocals are an enigma

[@marialikesthings4290]

When my sister first heard Best Song Ever by One Direction she heard:"Maybe it's the way she walked straight into my heart and stomach" instead of:"Maybe it's the way she walked straight into my heart and STOLE IT"

[@blinxin1]

When I first heard that song I heard ‘and her daddy was a dead ant’ instead of ‘and her daddy was a dentist’

[@DakuHonoo]

i'm sorry i just can't listen to your voice, the intonation is so obnoxious... could you try not doing that once? just one video

[@Angel77777771]

You comments are obnoxious, can you please not leave them.

[@DakuHonoo]

Angel77777771 sure i can and thanks for letting me know that expressing my opinion is obnoxious to you, random youtube stranger, i very much care about it

[@DakuHonoo]

Sultan King i'm genuinely clueless, i didn't notice being rude ... but you did interpret my statement as such... could you explain to me why and what exacly was rude about it? you know, so that i might improve

[@Angel77777771]

DakuHonoo You're very welcome!

[@Angel77777771]

Sultan King Woah, dude... too far.

[@David_Sousa]

The lion king theme. Ready? "LOTS OF PANDAS ON MY KNEE, SHE'S A GIRL (whisper part now) sick 'em oohh Banana BANANA! The strange part is, this whisper part is nothi g compared to the real one. The real whisper part translates to "Look a lion, yeah, a lion."

[@whoa5004]

That's legit the best u of that song

[@Maerahn]

Ooh, that's a good one! I had the Disney version for years as "Naaaads in pain, yeah! Mama THEE chihuahua! (such a ghoooul... when you're a mom...! (when you're a mom....!")

[@marshmellow_melmel]

Attack on Titan - Guren No Yumiya: HAVING THE SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!

[@GDCilia]

SAME OMG

[@mochi-xp5mq]

Talk about the Birds and The Bees xD

[@alexootori890]

MelMelLovesRandomness I thought​ it was my feet are gold and I can't feel my fingers

[@person2.022]

Omg that's like all I can hear now

[@NinjaSniper369]

To me; most famous misheard lyrics are from the 70s song "Blinded by the Light". I thought the lyrics were blinded by the light, record like a douche another runner in the night.

[@jehnnaazzara2248]

I still don't know what it's saying 😂

[@blauelmo]

The lyrics is revved up like a deuce another runner on the night. (I think)

[@kailei125]

Lol I thought that too and I wondered why radio stations never censored it until I googled the lyrics ;D "revved up like a deuce"

[@blauelmo]

Its revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

[@fullmetalvladimir]

I always heard "wrapped up like a douche and made a rumor in the night."

[@oblituscaritate6738]

Sorry, I might be dangerously wrong, but are they together?

[@nyaf832]

Yes. They've been together for 7 years.

[@LikeaBoss-gg6iw]

Sha'Nya Foreman aww

[@archiecook55]

Do they have a ship name?

[@karyc.8450]

Song: Centuries-Fall Out Boy What I heard: It's frozen in a pack with my fingerprints What it says: The bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints Oh FOB, why are your lyrics so hard to understand?

[@sandraawesome4998]

Concrete jungle whip dream TOMATO!!! Who knows what im talking about xD

[@Ami-nl3rb]

I understand ,,Concrete jungle wet dream tomatooo" xd

[@lucibirtwhistle2557]

Concrete jungles with green tomatoes

[@avery581]

I heard it as "In New York" "I feed Oprah Winfrey tomatoes!"

[@sandraawesome4998]

Haha! Lol!

[@ms10089]

+Avery Barach omg you made me hear that way too

[@thienthien8115]

K-pop..... It has the worst I.e. "Enjoy the mayo!"

[@tjgood98]

lol. exo

[@drajkuma]

SOY UN DORITO

[@victoria4309]

That one song with bologna had me rolling. I forgot the name.

[@livelaughlaura.2077]

Omg bts dope "I got a feel,I got a feel.namjoon cheddar"

[@ezzabell223]

basically every kpop lyric ever

[@Faith276]

"I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next, Tonight I'm high as a raavicheck!" It's actually 'private jet' in the song alone together by fall out boy

[@Faith276]

and also "you're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my taco"

[@AM22Salabok]

In "Get Lucky," for some reason I always hear it as "Mexican lucky" when they keep repeating it even though I'm not Mexican :P

[@NostalgiCrazy]

Same lol I even got my mom to sing it that way now hahaha

[@anthony3476]

Thought I was the only one

[@yoshifan0312]

I hear, "We're up on Mexican lucky."

[@AM22Salabok]

Yoshifan0312RBLX Yeah same. Didn't know other people thought the same way :P

[@thekryptikgamingarmy]

I thought I was the only one!!

[@kasowoi]

I used to think that the beginning of the song in Lion King went "PENNSYLVANIA!"

[@paperbackk]

THIS. IS. SANDPIT TURTLLLLLLEEEEE!

[@getsuaraujo4359]

Yeaaahhh.

[@valentinagaona6458]

The misheard song for me is The heart want what it wants by Salena Gomez. The begin part is the one that always confuses me all the time. 3rd!!!!

[@santa5939]

You mean the part in the very beginning when it sounds like, "Wat the fack maaaaaaaaaan"? I always thought it was that. Lol

[@valentinagaona6458]

Yes but I hear " what the fuck wants" I ha e no idea why I hear that and it makes no sense!

[@IntrospectiveMind]

I hear "what the fart wants." Super distracting.

[@skyyguerra4907]

Blink-182 stay together for the kids What I heard: when stupid porn can fix this home. I see it everyday What it is: what stupid poem can fix this home? I'd read it everyday

[@jnbaker7422]

Uma thurman: Misheard: I can move my tits I can work a miracle Real: I can move mountains I can work a miracle

[@natalieheath6904]

I thought the lyric from "Some Nights" was "some nights I stay up, swimming in the bathtub" instead of "some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck" XD

[@natalieheath6904]

Or when any song says "the sky", it sounds like "this guy". For instance in Rock n Roll by avril lavigne, I thought it said "just put up a middle finger to this guy" :P

[@natalieheath6904]

ANOTHER one is Nirvana's "Smells like teen spirit". Misheard: "here we are now, in containers" lyric: "here we are now, entertainers"

[@iixtiaxii]

Lol i hear splashing in my bathtub 😃😂

[@natalieheath6904]

Xx Tia xX yea, thats what I meant lol :)

[@youturnmeoff4212]

Misheard Lyric: So you had a bad day, your momma don't down Actual Lyric: 'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down. I messed up real bad on that song, lol.

[@youturnmeoff4212]

edited because I can't spell

[@ItsTylesOrSomething]

I love Daniel powter :D

[@kristawerschitz2512]

For the song youth by Troy Sivan I hear chickens on fire sipping waterfalls!😂