WHAT IS BOHLEY DOING?!? (ASMR - Football Rant | UK Accent!)

[@MiguelLosRudos20]

There is something about the way British people use curse words/insults that makes me crack up.🤣🤣🤣

[@connorbedingfield42]

Chelsea fans have come up with a chant following their new attacking signings: “We’ve got super Graham Potter, he knows exactly what we need, Madueke in attack, Mudryk in attack, Auba in attack, Pulisic in attack, Felix in attack, Sterling in attack, Broja in attack, Mount in attack, Fofana in attack, Havertz in attack, Hutchinson in attack, Lukaku in attack, Hudson Odoi in attack, Chelsea on the way to the Conference League!”

[@AScleMR]

Spent a solid 10 minutes laughing at this 😂😂

[@connorbedingfield42]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lehmario3754]

now THIS IS WHAT WE WANT LETS GOOO

[@AScleMR]

Let's goooooo

[@louismiller8212]

Watched this on my Night shift tonight (for context I’m a childrens nurse) I had to physically remove myself from the ward because my laughter was so loud it would’ve woke the whole ward up. Can safely say I loved this video.

[@AScleMR]

Brilliant!!

[@jackwhitto2274]

The ‘who are ya’ vids are always class

[@konge108]

You can be happy that your club even spends money, Tottenham is still waiting to pay the release clause of Porro.

[@beamyy7745]

best rant video yet mate 😂

[@AScleMR]

Needed it

[@KTibbz]

You’ve been on a roll Luke, wishing you success this year🎉

[@AScleMR]

Thank you bro!

[@sammy1153]

I could feel the passion of this one

[@nyvguy]

this was hilarious and also very informative and interesting (as someone outside of football culture) ❤😂

[@joshua2004a]

2023 is gona be your year man the videos are banging

[@K1anDeWinne]

I would like an updated one after signing 2 more wingers 😂😂

[@aardappeltaartje]

Bro's even brought Madueke in now😭😭

[@rudster331]

I think the big issue for Chelsea is that clubs will now know that they can extract massive fees from Chelsea. For example I agree with your valuation of about £35m for Caicedo, but Brighton will mug yous off for like £60m - £70m bc they know yous will pay it. And I suppose that’s where the nejgotioatatior you mentioned comes in.

[@AScleMR]

That's exactly the point! They're just over valuing the players and we're accepting them

[@roblobsta1905]

The Mudryk fee is only £61m but +£26m if we win champions league or the league which is worth it in my opinion. Why do you think Broja is shit? He just started to play and then tore his acl he was good. Also Marina was not the best negotiator in the last 5 years we have to blame her for the deadwood at this club not to mention the Lukaku situation. You have to see Boehly wants to make us the biggest club in the world so he’s attracting the biggest young players. Most of the players signed are under 21 and won’t be included in our ffp spending. The new ffp rules are removing this under 21 rule so he’s trying to fit in the most players under 21 as he can. Enzo would also be included although he’s 22 because he was born before the certain deadline. Arsenal were going to pay the same fee and wages for Mudryk it’s not a bad deal at all. I wanted Leao too but Milan wouldn’t accept less than £130m RC Mudryk was the right player for this window. I know it’s rough now but there is light at the end of the tunnel.

[@AScleMR]

Broja looks rediculous clumsy on the ball, and can't finish 😔

[@sirajthe56th]

Yunus Musah would be great for Chelsea. He can really do it all. Played Center Mid for the USA in the World Cup and was phenomenal as he ran all over England and the Netherlands. He can also play on the wing if needed.

[@vDaniik]

yeah the premier league bubble market is eventualy going to blow (It doesnt make sense that the PL is able to pay so much for players, it is really unfair for the other leagues imo), However I feel your pain, its kind of sad to see the state of chelsea at the moment.

[@vDaniik]

would you sell havertz? I dont think he's doing enough nor fitting the style

[@AScleMR]

Yes... Sell him, whilst he still worth something

[@Dv2Shiesty]

We need another vid like this

[@nebbzy]

Loved the video bro, I'm an Arsenal fan and was gutted but now you've pointed out he's only had 9 goals I'm not too worried any more 😂😂

[@anorheim]

Great video Luke!

[@AScleMR]

Thank you! ❤️

[@firemansteve999]

JUST SIGNED OUR EIGHTH WINGER EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED 😍😍😍😍

[@AScleMR]

Incredible.... Madueke as our 8th choice (just in case of injuries tbh!!)

[@bowedbat]

Just watched the intro; expecting a banger 🔥

[@AScleMR]

👍👍

[@ConspiracyWorldly]

Tod Boehly role play needed 😭😂

[@shrek2trappy212]

When Chelsea all or nothing comes out better see that last 10mins in there

[@jameslappin9896]

28:43 spends 105 million on Fernandes

[@darraghoreilly117]

I want to see what auba and havertz are like with players that are actually useful before they get binned off

[@reedtravis2557]

Great Video Luke❤

[@AScleMR]

Thank you 👍

[@Enian12345]

Broja is class you should keep him at least as a backup as he will still be 21 by the time he comes back

[@novalinez]

Nkunku can be a striker this season he actually is more of a striker this season underrated in air great physis good movement... Havertz Nkunku and someone else would be unreal but think Havertz will be Sold next season

[@LouisBlackman_]

About to watch the whole thing can’t wait,but would love to see a beat boxing vid

[@novalinez]

Badiashile is one of the biggedt cb talents i think or can be very fast great in air good physis fits very good next to silva and kepa was amazing against crystal palace in my opinion

[@cook1e2000robturnerxG]

I think this just shows how important Kante is for this team and replacing him is gonna take 2 players so probs take a Declan Rice plus a Konrad Laimer to sort IMO

[@DAFC1885]

this is what he does!!!

[@AScleMR]

❤️❤️

[@steffanrosser7250]

I think you need a hug 😂😂

[@AScleMR]

😂😂

[@Rio.tb7]

This was class 🤣 The thing Is Chelsea should of left mudrick to come to arsenal but yous decided to slap 100m pounds on him when you could of left him to "flop" at arsenal

[@tripxdillon]

I’m an American so the only player I know is Christian Pulisic. Still watched the whole video😭

[@troylennerz1949]

😂😂😂 I’m pissing myself

[@AScleMR]

Good

[@Haastyy]

Weirdly my favourite ASMR videos are solitaire and snack videos, my favourite videos of yours are the new watch related ones, but your content is sick regardless 🫶🏻

[@AScleMR]

Top man

[@skippyYeet]

tbh mudryk was impressive im excited to see what he will bring

[@AScleMR]

Actually very impressive... Looks like he's up, for the fight tbh... Hazard 2.0 ❤️

[@skippyYeet]

@@AScleMR just came back to this video and saw my comment 😭

[@AScleMR]

Oh jeez... We'll at least sancho looks good

[@skippyYeet]

@@AScleMR yh and i guess that palmer guy isnt so bad

[@AScleMR]

True, hopefully he'll kick on 😂

[@ctdiego02]

common asclemr video W

[@rsquared1869]

I know you’re sceptical but after the performance mudryk put in yesterday only playing 30 minutes I think he’ll be incredible for this team

[@AScleMR]

He looked rediculously good... But I'm still waiting to see. Hopefully we get rid of a load of players aswell, this whole midfield needs a reshuffle too!

[@mylo6564]

I would love to see you ramble about the biggest club in london - arsenal

[@mcfcjxck]

10 month later let’s see if it gets a ❤

[@AScleMR]

Of course

[@mcfcjxck]

@@AScleMR W

[@jamezday]

Bohley thinks he's playing 3D chess, he's just collecting duds, Felix is decent and some of the buys might be decent in the future but it's all over the place, selling clubs are mugging him off and he's biting at crazy prices

[@AScleMR]

Exactly this!!! They're just whacking price tags on and hes just accepting them

[@blevikindasleepy7468]

you should think about a coach career mate

[@AScleMR]

👌👌

[@beezergutler5488]

I think your maths on Mudryk’s wages are a bit off mate. £100k per week is £5.2m per year, so £44.2m over the course of the contract

[@AScleMR]

Yeah I think I made a note in the video that it was a bit off

[@beezergutler5488]

@@AScleMR Ah I missed it, I was half asleep 😬 Still, I hope he comes good for you. There’s no way this spending is sustainable, so I understand why as a fan you’d be concerned about it. I would be too!

[@AScleMR]

@@beezergutler5488 no worries lad... I, hope he does too tbh!!

[@Bjooooom]

can you do one with a russian accent

[@rudster331]

Could you do an inaudible whispers video please Luke?

[@AScleMR]

Maybe in the future

[@carlosholland2773]

Transfers go off how much the other club values them leao for 95m is stupid ac Milan want heaps cause they value him higher

[@AScleMR]

Yeah but tbh, leao has proven he's already a better talent 🤔

[@patrickdekleijn]

who is here when chelsea signed yet another winger😂😂

[@AScleMR]

Kill me 🙃🙃

[@ythowler1827]

20:40

[@devon1160]

This might just rival prime AFTV content 😂

[@AScleMR]

Biggest compliment

[@Wkaiclips]

What a video

[@Blues-zn4nd]

You do realise broja torn his acl also Andrey Santos is the next big thing Mendy is awfuuul

[@Blues-zn4nd]

Also I bet you disagree about mudryk now

[@AScleMR]

I'm hopefully optimistic, but we did only see 30 mins against milner... I hope he's incredible. But he could be shite

[@tomgray4184]

cracka video, love from australia!

[@AScleMR]

Wicked! Thank you :)

[@shhsnsahaha5692]

Spurs game koulibaly was class other than that idk 😭🤣

[@sammy1153]

Funny in this vid you said you would not go over 35m for Caicedo now you’re offering 80+ 😮

[@AScleMR]

It's mental isn't it!!!

[@LegitScott]

A lot of inaccuracies in this video and a year from now you'll be looking at things a lot differently mate

[@AScleMR]

I mean... Hindsight is 20/20 so, well wait and see but a lot spent on people who are yet to prove themselves 😳

[@TDKgye]

Why's my comment the only one you didn't acknowledge? :D

[@HB-ru5il]

Declan Rice is not a chelsea boy behave 🤣

[@sheabates6351]

Goat 🙃

[@userafpk]

Mudryk will rival hazards legacy come back to this comment

[@cell70]

This video has not aged well haha

[@javierruesga325]

As a Liverpool fan, I wish our owners would spend a smudge of what Bohely is splashing 😭

[@jameslappin9896]

Chalobah was awful against Fulham

[@Blues-zn4nd]

Why do you think Broja is bad

[@AScleMR]

Cuz he's been shite whenever he's played, poor first touch, poor finishing 😕