ASH WEDNESDAY 2020

HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR RIGHT?!
Directed by the King of Nonsense, Henry Dean @henryitdean
Ashnikko:
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/ ashnikko
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[@QveenHerby]

BRING ME MORE DENIM

[@lolemos3274]

You? Here? Dammit

[@itswhatever8471]

Omg QVEEN

[@JE-ng4ty]

Please collab with her😭

[@misteaosborne6953]

Quueennnn 😍😍😍

[@hotsupra97]

🔊

[@katlinath]

I need a full length of the Clitoris song edit: ladies and gentlemen, we got it

[@skyexraine]

YES PLEASE.

[@allysonjackson1129]

YES

[@queenpatience7524]

Yes!

[@lochbessmonsta5348]

It was so beautiful. I was so intrigued but it just wasn't long enough. Just like the dicks that will never satisfy Ashnikko.

[@guhh313]

OMFG YES.

[@xo_Yin]

Hamilton? Never heard of it. *CLITORIS: THE MUSICAL!* is where it's at

[@killjoy_noize4982]

I'm learning it rn

[@Sillyguy89]

Yes

[@dikkensonratzenberger5610]

@@killjoy_noize4982 can you please write lyrics for me?😅

[@lizbethskiles8151]

@@dikkensonratzenberger5610 It's like an arcade game your hand is the claw The teddy bears my orgasm that always falls 💀 You've been rubbing the same spot on my leg for 10 minutes YOU HAVEN'T HIT IT cisgender heterosexual men I'm bored of your fumbling hands ITS NOT HARD This isn't uncharted land From my Clitoris you are so GOD DAMN FAR Why is my OR-GA-SM censored on the TV While Cis boys get to ejaculate freely I've got double the nerve endings then your pp if you do your fucking research this would be so easy 🙃 Please just please me 🙏 Cisgender heterosexual men I'm bored of your fumbling hands ITS NOT HARD this isn't uncharted land From my Clitoris you are so GOD DAMN FAR SO GOD DAMN FAR cisgender heterosexual men I'm bored I'm bored I'm so damn bored of you, I'm bored I'm bored I'm so damn bored of you 😑🥱

[@dikkensonratzenberger5610]

@@lizbethskiles8151 did you really make this?omggg thank you so much ❤❤❤❤

[@truebornseeker9767]

Ash is not allowed to make me feel like this about about her moaning over jeans,,,

[@sofisofi3228]

Truebornseeker ikr 😳

[@sergioabdoelrazak7482]

Jean Jean is a fake, the lamp isn't even made of denim

[@80camchevygirl70]

Yeah I think we all know that

[@ok-wj6lc]

@@80camchevygirl70 r/wooosh

[@willowtheskulldog6863]

Do I look like I care

[@ok-wj6lc]

@@willowtheskulldog6863 well we can't see you since it is the internet

[@mimithedvamain311]

ok Lmao

[@pink-uv3th]

"I'm bored of your fumbling hands it's not hard."

[@shablinski127]

Yeah, who tf asked?

[@elliart484]

Shablinski da fool ....ME

[@brookedoesstuff6357]

I was 666th like. Just wanted that to b known.

[@owumusic]

Ok I'm obsessed with Clitoris The Musical...

[@bunniemels]

Same

[@xanthra592]

i wasn't expecting such a bop

[@starless1444]

It's kind of like Me and My Dick which is an actual play you can see on KZbin.

[@perma1422]

Me 2. Me 2.

[@xtakeitisisx]

CISGENDER HETEROSSEXUAL MAN

[@KramsonK]

I'm wondering why her hair isn't made out of jeans

[@tellnate29]

Are you sure?

[@KramsonK]

@ROBERT HARPE BUT IT IS NOT DENIM

[@o.4517]

Or her skin..

[@Nebraskansaw]

Did you mean _jjjEEEANS_

[@pastelpepe]

ROBERT HARPE r u dumb? Ofc it’s not denim

[@dazesanddoodles]

sis drop the full musical, i need to stream it-

[@haikuhaikyuu8124]

It’s going to be on Demi-Devil

[@lennyoffenderman3840]

I'm asking my theatre teacher to let us perform Clitoris! The Musical-- I'll tell y'all how it goes! Update : I asked her and got suspended.

[@fleshbag7754]

Really? How did you ask?

[@imhurt5177]

Lmaoooooo

[@lennyoffenderman3840]

@@fleshbag7754 so sorry for the late reply- I showed her the video and asked if we could perform it c:

[@fleshbag7754]

@@lennyoffenderman3840 welp, you tried!!

[@IZABELAqqqqq]

Well that’s interesting

[@resmerelish2830]

as much as i love this its impossible to top "Why am i single?" "Because i haven't made a move yet." from last Ash wednesday

[@klaussmall8399]

The clitoris song about cisgender heterosexual males is so accurate I love how open u are with your audience 🥺🐙

[@ikillbigotswithglee2977]

Same

[@brandonhopkins8578]

what does cis gender mean ?

[@Maxxy03]

@@brandonhopkins8578 for example, a person who was born male and identifies as male, or a person who was born female and identifies as female

[@Maxxy03]

@Lethal I guess? It’s the binary genders

[@pete.the.cat.44]

@@brandonhopkins8578 not trans

[@isazeegers9712]

Socks jeans Shoes jeans Jacket jeans my sheans..... made of sheans

[@emmaandthediamonds8705]

"legal in over 20 states" yeah in some places it's literally illegal to wear too much denim at once lmao

[@ihatethisfox5611]

Really? I-

[@ScaryPoppins]

There are ridiculous laws in so many states. I haven't looked that one up but I absolutely believe it.

[@okbye6473]

Tf? Why?

[@Itsrainingsimmies]

Brings back true meaning to the fashion police

[@sarahsanchez4552]

In Alabama it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sunday.

[@sylvi8334]

no one: absolutely no one: not even a single soul: our queen: ya like *jEANSS?!?*

[@Miller_Time]

Rihanna is queen

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Ya liKe jAzz

[@ria9914]

Miller Time if she actually made songs she would be

[@pekopeko0619_]

Tiffani Lillian LMAOOO 💀

[@ria9914]

Jacquetta Clarington only tellin the truth 😭😭 we need a song from her

[@stephaniehanley1016]

Ashnikko just needs to upload videos regularly cause this is golden entertainment. She’s so fucking weird lmfao

[@fleshbag7754]

Golden is right! I remember seeing the Ashnikko is the funniest person alive video before I even knew she had music. You could say I fell in love with her (humor) right then and there. Then I was completely blown away by the music, and I'm trying to avoid becoming totally obsessed. Small doses!

[@KrystelKilledKenny]

Wow, that musical was everything I've ever needed.

[@rin-bell]

Ash to all her staff members: yeah, soo imma need y'all to like, literally bring in every single pair of jeans that you own. Why? Oh, just... reasons 👀👖💙

[@beckyfromkentucky4430]

She protec she attac but most importantly she hatc

[@darkx6869]

Me: *currently has ash on forhead* Also me: asdfghjkl

[@Orteal]

ッ•DarkAesthetic•[DWAI] Ash Wednesday?

[@darkx6869]

TheCarrotKēki Gaming yes

[@missamissa14]

ashniko was born on 19/02/1996 (day the hatch cam refrances) so hatch cam is a reference for her birth for those that are confused

[@korbinthaller6824]

ok but why is 2:58 actually a jam tho like, new single who?

[@Szsweetvalentin]

WAS THAT A TEASER FOR A NEW SONG AT THE END??!??

[@purepills4356]

Yeah its Tantrum

[@ZanahOrianna]

WE NEED TO HEAR TANTRUM😭

[@purepills4356]

@@ZanahOrianna kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3XOZ5yJgdGSrK8

[@ZanahOrianna]

Kristian Stormborn omg i lov u

[@blank7171]

Lol, rewatching this and just now seeing this comment, 'Tantrum' is a thing now, you guessed it bitch~!!

[@b.mcknight8686]

I've just realized I always end up watching this when I've had a really fucked up day. I guess Jean Jean makes me happy.

[@janedoh3136]

I been just fueling my days with any video of Ash & it’s the best self care coping mechanism i ever experienced

[@watbev7499]

She do be ceo of jeans

[@Gr8WhiTe1990]

This feels like a Tim and Eric episode, but on drugs.

[@Gr8WhiTe1990]

@Coco In a Chokehold yes lol

[@austing5804]

8:05 is the intro to her new song “Tantrum”

[@caitlinmilligan9587]

Hope the divorce goes smoothly Jean Jean

[@TheAnxiousAussie]

My Australian ass still isnt over that this is called "ash wednesday"

[@lorimorris3568]

Em.D I was like huh AND THEN I GOT IT

[@stelly2130]

@@lorimorris3568 I don't get it, someone enlighten me

[@itsallforpele]

@@stelly2130 late but, i think it has something to do with bushfires ?

[@itsallforpele]

@@stelly2130 late but, i think it has something to do with bushfires ?

[@MaGz219]

Ash:Henry have we gotten any callers Henry:no Ash:are you sure....I don't get paid enough for this

[@babycakezzz6837]

HOLD UP WAS THE ENDING A NEW UPCOMING SNEEK PEEK OF A SONG?!?!?!

[@maiistarr1977]

BabyCakezzz I THINK SO!!!

[@Arbolito661]

thought I was the only one who noticed!!

[@jahnyxo]

Confused?? Yes.

[@Seokjinsrealgf]

I've never clicked so fast in my entire life

[@eviehatesyou6896]

fuck off

[@lumi2798]

@@eviehatesyou6896 shut the fuck up you annoying asshole

[@Miller_Time]

Original comment ✊

[@-lo.ol-]

@@eviehatesyou6896 attention seeking spammer? And why so desperate for attention with that whole profile mess you got going on

[@eviehatesyou6896]

@@-lo.ol- stfu dumbass

[@suddenpopcorn4146]

Anyone else get it? it’s actually ASH Wednesday

[@bevanharding1160]

Its ash Thursday for me :(

[@brooklynnshaw26]

Boooo its ash Wednesday

[@randomweirdo7501]

we got it bud we got it

[@devonyoung3664]

🙄

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Thank you Captain Obvious.

[@HeyitsLEEtheagent]

Ashnikko really is the fucking best. I'd totally watch a sketch comedy series with her in it.

[@Meh430]

did anyone else notice this whole video was a teaser for tantrum

[@donovanmusic5883]

Wat

[@not_J7707]

Ha she hatched at 4:20

[@lumi2798]

Lady Gaga Born This Way vibes 😍😍

[@not_J7707]

@@lumi2798 yesss!!

[@nottodaysatan4113]

lumi 2 omg, thx 4 reminding me!!

[@nallahbts8803]

Born This Way Vibes ❤️ lady gaga ❤️

[@d4rkblo0m.__]

Jean Jean (Ashnikko) : * drinks water * * Two Hours Later * Also Jean Jean (Ashnikko) : Ah !!!

[@dreamy1016]

1:23-1:45 No one: Me:I wish I was that water

[@omarhafeez2879]

CLITORIS IS AN OFFICIAL SONG NOW OMG I’M SCREAMING

[@Nooterts]

Imma just leave this here for later: 6:14

[@alisha5252]

Me too omg

[@musicplaylists2851]

I can't watch the video rn so i just watched that part with no sound. Wild

[@Clubz0]

😐

[@emilylovell7384]

*Ash Wednesday my dudesss* 💙💙💙💙

[@Rat-P]

U know Melanie Martinez too?

[@emilylovell7384]

@@Rat-P yep

[@AnneliesDeroy]

Her singing voice is amazing! Also looks like those jeans lost their vir-jean-ity

[@sirenboyyy9059]

8:28 the birth of the creature from deal with it...

[@izbeny5679]

3:02 she still looks like a queen 👑

[@Eneeee]

just so you know she said the word JeAnS 43 times thats the content i was looking for

[@Hailsklm]

The scream at 5:25 I felt that on another level

[@shadybeachproductions]

She has so much chaotic energy I love it

[@spicytamales1019]

WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED-

[@izzyolsson5269]

Australians are all like "we've had enough of Ash Wednesday/fires for a century... "

[@gavinbarrett4415]

She needs her own adult swim short

[@glxssymae2685]

Who has watched this over a billion times already? Lol! I love this girl! 👇🏻

[@platinumvisions7255]

I LOVE YOU ASHNIKKO ❤️💎🧿

[@joeyjuarez5271]

The song is on the Demidevil mixtapes

[@kirstenlehman6840]

"I am john jean of jeans.com and i will not tolerate any denim slander" HAD ME DYING "bring me more denim!" 😂😂😂

[@gabriellareno5933]

This my friends.... is 🏆QUALITY. E N T E R TAAAAAINMENT☀️🌈🍒

[@emmastaub5630]

*I love how she credits people at the end*

[@elighter]

lmao i searched it up, jeans.com is a real website that sells jeans

[@zakikin6006]

ashnikko is the definition of chaotic lmfaoo

[@Yorviing]

This made my day. I was having a bad day until watching this. Absolutely fantastic. Hell, I put on jeans

[@terminally_zach]

"I'm here trying to generate some sales because I am going through a divorce " 😂😂

[@exno4012]

I think the fact that it has 69K views now is iconic

[@amber189-3]

there wasn't a single moment where I knew what was going to happen next

[@bridgetbarendregt1025]

2:29 So we can all agree that she rly liked to do that right... Just look at her face.

[@ab2391]

It's been said many times The clitoris song needs to be given its own video Plus, the whole jean skit is classic AF Hatch cam seems accurate seeing how "out of this world" Ash is 🤩 Plus it legit gives me Ace Ventura Pet Detective vibes 😍😍😍😍

[@markpro8089]

She should do her own jeans I totally buy

[@SamWell-lh8so]

WE NEED MORE ASH WEDNESDAYS 😂

[@hexgirlidol]

ashnikko is an artist in every sense of the world. everything about this video was absurdly beautiful ; what a fucking icon

[@celesteheathers9309]

7:17 Anyone else notice she hatched at 420? lmao

[@iam4349]

Oh! So that explains the “slimy” on Tik tok!

[@lunarift]

DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT SHE GAVE Y’ALL A REALLY SHORT SNIPPET OF THE SONG FROM THE CONCERTS?!?!?!?!?!?!? ITS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!

[@Kuritas]

I love Jeans i love Ashnikko

[@eden2942]

THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED

[@skyexraine]

Ash, I fucking love you. Please don't ever change. This shit is amazing.

[@moonrose54]

I honestly appreciate her so much, she is really always fighting for women everywhere.

[@jharbie]

she honestly needs to get a show. Maybe on comedy Central

[@lxcifer69]

This Is the most iconic thing I've ever watched. Thank you for making my Wednesday so much better.

[@charagamer282]

2:40 I think the date on the top left is the date ashnikko was born:/

[@courtneyloch4287]

Omg Clitoris the musical XD 'Cis gender heterosexual men, I'm bored of your fumbling hands' I love Ash so much XD

[@streamweirdbyyungblud8860]

My biggest flex is that I share a birthday with ashnikko

[@T4nicaa]

YHHHH ASHNIKOOOOO

[@lolicia2802]

Jacket? Jeans Socks? Jeans Shoes? Jeans Hotel? Jeans

[@demontea7235]

And this is where the birth of magical Jeanie demi devil was born. New saga has begun

[@demontea7235]

Jeansus? Flying jean monster? Jean pocket skirt to carry your egg babies? I'd be into whatever it is 🤣

[@acadia1592]

I low key thought that jeans were like literally her outfit in the beginning and it looked good ngl

[@-lo.ol-]

Lmfaoo this is hilarious, her dead pan humor fucking KILLS me. Love her💣💥

[@jackmehoff7254]

Oh so you weird weird. Still going to see you in concert though

[@ruby.xo.]

WE NEED AN ASH WEDNESDAY 2021

[@kyegrant7683]

so um are we gonna talk about the snippet at the end

[@giannakelly2011]

0:53 could have said JEANerate smh 😔

[@delaney9383]

More Ash Wednesdays!! Pretty please

[@Almost_Mid]

Low key wish she brought back Ash Wednesday

[@noriyan_]

8:42 NEW MUSIC AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ginademarco6963]

*last time I was this early jesus was born*

[@imsoboredimadethis]

you mean *JEANSUS

[@ginademarco6963]

@@imsoboredimadethis STOP ITTTTTTTT

[@eviehatesyou6896]

stfu this is so unoriginal

[@eviehatesyou6896]

@Natalie Guest mate ur such a 9 year old, you rlly find this funny? kids, smh

[@thebleman]

No one drinking water Ashnikko 2 hours later : ahh

[@bigcow420]

Not me watching this over and over in 2022 wishing we got blessed with another ash wed ;(

[@adeaoud3404]

This is the epitome of chaos and I love it

[@tsumie1708]

Quien invento los comerciales con comerciales

[@Itsoscartrejo]

Cierto 😂😂

[@Lise2009]

i definitely wasn't expecting our beloved queen make out with jeans on camera....

[@knarledfig4602]

Real footage of our queen getting blessed

[@ceciliaqueiroz7437]

i love you ashnikko😍😍