Ashens Christmas Special 2017

[@GoingOffTopical]

Isn't it nice when you watch one youtuber for 5 years and literally nothing changes, ashens welcomes in Christmas for me.

[@laneatkinson6441]

Going Off Topic I love his consistency. Something to look forward to every holiday 💖

[@Farming_weeds]

Same it's not Christmas till Stuart eats some greatly out of date treat's

[@23Scadu]

Ashens is a solid rock in times of uncertainty.

[@EvilSeaCucumber]

Agreed, it's thoroughly comforting

[@Ventiglondalator]

Once you reach max level you stop leveling up

[@borod7827]

"This probably isn't edible" "Eats it 30 seconds later" The Ashens way

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Yeah, as if the foil coming off would stop him when he's eaten 30-40 year old things.

[@Tulanir1]

Ah yes, the classic Ashens quote: "Eats it 30 seconds later" indeed.

[@OctagonCookies]

Think you don't know how quotes work.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Tulanir1 "I'm not going to eat this hideously expired thing obviously" 30 seconds later "okay I'm going to just try a tiny little bit"

[@PsylomeAlpha]

I mean, the couch itself is probably more toxic than the chocolate

[@E3kHatena]

Elves Behavin' Badly sounds like a site you probably wouldn't want kids visiting. Declaring it's loaded with "naughty fun" makes the whole situation infinitely worse.

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

It's probably just a collection of those "naughty elf on the shelf" pics you see on Facebook. Just more disappointment for you.

[@LookAlikeFilm]

just wait for years later when that domain name gets re-registered as an actual p*rn site and some kids find that web address…

[@thesecretroman]

"RRY CH" EVERYBODY

[@Jayfive276]

Izzy Gordon and “PPY NE” to you also.

[@TheDoublePlays]

Izzy Gordon you too

[@DoctorBastard]

Appi burfdai...

[@Gasoline85]

RRY CH to you too

[@abirobins608]

"RRY CH" for the staaars

[@Tofticus]

FINALLY! it's not christmas til the ashens christmas special drops!

[@kane111111133]

You've heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for RRYCH

[@smb-c3po]

The elf on the shelf is watching you, be careful of all that you do. (Get it? 'Cause the elf on the shelf seems like a creepy pervert.)

[@andhieyusuf7008]

RRYCH on the SYTTH

[@adamchmielewski6162]

RRY CH on the couch

[@AmmonomiC4T]

Ashens proceeds to get russian mode on 😂😂😂

[@tomotion]

Year after year Poundland manages to deliver exquisite tat. Sterling work...

[@feefee221100]

The music from that novelty tie will haunt my dreams

[@therunawaykid6523]

I could imagine that working well in a Christmas themed horror game

[@KH12foreve]

I feel like the chocolate santa is going to offer me a deal to become a magical girl

[@_Piers_]

... whether you like it or not!

[@angrybidoof847]

Spaghetti-Spider become meguca

[@angrybidoof847]

po the slendytubbie It's face is similar to kyubey ／人◕‿‿◕人＼from Madoka magica. He offers them wishes in exchange for becoming magical girls. It's very dark

[@brad_hensil]

I always love how Stuart punches any hollow chocolate treats just like Gordon Ramsay does to a raw piece of salmon.

[@-slicklilashley9018]

That chocolate looked like that glowing alien Homer saw in the woods on that episode of the Simpsons, that ended up being Mr. Burns...

[@AtheistOrphan]

- SlickLilAshley - ‘I bring you peeeeeeace’.

[@SNC2319]

Don’t be afraid.

[@kattiestoneman1059]

It really did 😂😂

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

Bro it do

[@EddieHawkinsII]

“YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” (Jumps to dot the exclamation point)

[@artgoblin4664]

🎶Snow is falling, all around me, children playing, having fun, Tis' the season of love and understanding, RRY CH everyone! 🎶

[@dicapriodelorean2888]

it's begining to look like rry ch

[@aosticks]

Dicaprio Delorean it is hahaha

[@DoctorNemmo]

All I want for rry ch is o

[@Headywon]

The violin (violin) is a kind of super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument. The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments". For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo. The violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu - melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violin's fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.

[@SailorMaxie]

Finally, someone bothered to turn this into a copypasta

[@turniphead986]

Ahahahah! That choco Santa is fantastic... Instantly reminded me of Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode where he's like, all floaty and going "I briiing you looove..." You know the one.

[@SNC2319]

Yahhhhh!

[@IanC14]

The Springfield Files, great episode

[@jamisonfawkes3843]

Turnip Head You're right, I do know the one.

[@kattiestoneman1059]

I was terrified of that episode as a kid 😂

[@rfk7192]

That music from the tie sounds like that cliche thing they do in horror movie trailers where music starts playing and it's all normal at first then starts playing slower and at a lower frequency for super scary/dramatic effect.

[@electricmonk01]

Rrych, and 2motech. The Christmas season gods of the Chthonic mythos.

[@wastelande81799]

😅 underated comment give me a good laugh

[@R1GHTS1DE]

hearing ashen laugh the way he did with the door is my favorite thing thats happened all week

[@morganfreeman2102]

R1GHTS1DE nothing will beat that violin video

[@calliecalamari6674]

adachi

[@R1GHTS1DE]

dante

[@calliecalamari6674]

@@R1GHTS1DE how's the kids

[@stonemanguitars]

@@morganfreeman2102 Antonio Stella Bottom Tile

[@authurstretchygreenthing8464]

Ashens doesn't realize the destructive potential of a flail made from useless Christmas socks filled with sharp rocks.

[@rumblepuss5972]

that dying santa tie should be the intro to your christmas videos

[@clearspira]

Every year I wait for this. Every year I watch this several times throughout the year. Am I sad? Perhaps. But I know a good video series when I see one.

[@shaunnies2]

Pretty sure the chocolate santa, was once a Halloween ghost, which had its foil removed and replaced with santa 🎅

[@sophiekelly9852]

me and my housemates got that banner for our christmas party and in january we’re gonna move the letters around to say ‘shit arse’ instead, gotta get our moneys worth lol

[@Zulf85]

Sophie Kelly I think I need to get one now

[@bentramer682]

I would keep that up year round

[@benji3116]

I think the Snow Girl "egg" was one of the ones me and my girlfriend brought in for you, it was actually purchased less than an hour before seeing you at the book tour. Genuinely can't believe that it was already 9 months out of date. I'll have to actually check that next time.

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

It’s fine ashen loves out of date food he has a whole thing of eating out of date food

[@rgd963]

its a ghost coved in Santa foil

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Nah, it's definitely Voldemort.

[@kiddtekno4382]

o w o

[@dereksmith9332]

it looks more like a kkk member

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Its a alien, poundland has branches in alfa centuri now, saves money on production, its almost Human near enough

[@grassmaskdevotee3375]

It is the spirit of Christmas!

[@Lunakitz]

Disclaimer on back of reindeer treats: "May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children." Merry Christmas, parents! Lol

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

I've learned from watching Stuart's videos that that is a common message to see on food packaging in the UK, and it is apparently because of some of the artificial colors, which they refer to as "E numbers." Seems whatever government administration handles food there decided that certain artificial food colorings can cause hyperactivity in children.

[@Lunakitz]

Wow! Thank you, no such warnings here in the USA (maybe why we are all such messes!) Lol

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

It's odd, isn't it? I never considered something like that could cause those kinds of issues. However, there's also the whole thing where a lot of people believe that excess sugar causes children to be hyperactive and that's been disproven as far as I know, so it's possible they are wrong about the colorings as well, especially given I've never heard of another country given warnings about them like that.

[@Lunakitz]

I suppose it makes some kind of sense when a product is full of total amounts of crap for the producer to have some kind of self-saving disclaimer?

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Oh, yeah, definitely. It's just strange that it's something I've never really seen elsewhere.

[@codyssmith73]

I want those socks cause they are indeed meta.

[@logann7942]

“Does the hat come off?” *RRRIP* “Yeah.”

[@darak229]

"Can be eaten by reindeer or children!" Because you know, they're almost the same thing......

[@spanner5686]

I’ve never seen a difference. Once I thought I saw Rudolph but it was just a kid with a cold.

[@MatrixPanda]

the intro music is so jolly and nice. :)

[@MatrixPanda]

henlo-ho-ho

[@DARKMATTER101YOLO]

detonate

[@No_Sleep789]

I never get tired of that brown sofa... :)

[@superfiggycrew8086]

Seeing Ashens deck a chocolate Santa is more satisfying to watch than it probably should be.

[@Legojb111111]

Someone make a gif of just Ashens punching the chocolate Santa

[@garym0630]

Done!

[@omgiTzkitteh]

@@garym0630 send me it

[@TranscendentLion]

'Snow Girl' is one of my favourite animated films - right up there with 'Playthings Cowboy Adventure' and 'Beautiful Woman & Animal'.

[@unforgivencaleb528]

When I think of "Elves Behaving Badly," I thought of the Elves... well, you know...

[@brianartillery]

A queue of pissed off elves hammering at a door that will never open. We were going to get one that opened, a few years back, but the temptation to mount it over the kitchen bin, or high up on a wall, would have been just too great.

[@thatoneguy5205]

"A filthy boy has layed his eggs in here" my new favorite thing ever

[@lovelyheiferdev]

Chocolate looks like a child's drawing inside the foil. That face contains nightmares, eat cautiously.

[@nahima]

Its Caillou!

[@palpatinevevo9773]

rrych sounds like a designer clothes line, if I ever make one I'm using that name

[@HoratioAccel]

Ainsley Harriott VEVO pronounced "riche"... I can see that being a high fashion house

[@palpatinevevo9773]

CapnHMCrunch 5 years from now it will be a well known name

[@AtheistOrphan]

Ainsley Harriott VEVO - Cloths? As in cleaning cloths?

[@palpatinevevo9773]

Atheist Orphan oops, i missed the E

[@MooSaidChicken]

Ye hee boaii

[@Cs-zp5sr]

Aw, lucky boy! You got the chocolate Dark Lord. That means you also have to host next year's christmas special. We are truly blessed.

[@mgunter]

Is Rrych the brother of Slepp?

[@novaiscool1]

Rrych is clearly the sister of Slepp, she wants you teeth.

[@MrCaptainStuff]

Didn’t they make Srar Wals?

[@turnbull832]

Some lucky kids may get their bones back for Christmas. Only to give them back after.

[@obeseperson]

you mad bro

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

AND GIFT RRYCH THE TOTEM YOUR SKIN!

[@ironcladshade1]

That last bit was frankly somewhat reassuring. Thank you

[@caretakergaming21A]

"Fuckin door dont open" best line

[@Gregiorp]

I hope Stuart punching chocolate never goes away. It makes me so happy.

[@gferrol118]

Rry ch everyone!

[@chrismich8228]

Does anyone else get a cozy feeling watching ashens????

[@ezelllohar]

Oohh, Ashens. My favourite videos from you are the tat-filled ones!

[@BubbleManStudios]

The Wormheaded Chocolate Voldemort sounds like a rare species of bird.

[@Likedheejxu]

Nothing says Christmas than an Ashens Christmas special

[@SchlubbyTomHanks]

The chocolate man looks like what I imagine Edvard Munch's The Scream would look like after its anxiety subsides.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

I like that. It seems like some sort of future enlightened genderless alien race from Star Trek or something.

[@MarquisSmith]

Have a good 'en, Stu.

[@SlainByTheWire]

This year's chocolate santa is a suspicious looking bishop. Can you feel the Christmas spirit? I know the child can.

[@wastelande81799]

😅 ☠️

[@feefee221100]

Wahey! Look forward to this day every year

[@nick6.135]

Yes all year of waiting

[@mirandadalgetty6441]

Time for my favourite Christmas tradition!

[@atgod6]

MR HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO HAS BEEN THE CENTREPIECE OF CHRISTMAS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS !! HOW DARE YOU INSULT HIS GOOD NAME

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

Ashens doesn't like fiber!

[@FransLebin]

Ashens, the door is sealed by MAGIC.

[@raycestg3447]

Flandre's wings as a phone charging cable, why not

[@JustinY.]

Ashens back at it again with the wholesome content

[@brianartillery]

"Bleedin' Elf, innit." Poundland would be the only retailers I'd trust to produce a toy elf that bleeds profusely from EVERY orifice, when squeezed. It's not Christmas without one. Elf on the shelf. You're allowed three shots at him with a .45 pistol. If you can't hit it, you have to take the bastard home with you.

[@Japanlover79]

Looks like they replaced Santa with the Michelin man. I hope someone gets that

[@cherrycola1144]

Doesn’t Michelin man make my tires

[@morganfreeman2102]

Cherrycola 3000 pretty sure Santa does that

[@Hadmin]

Mr Hankey is probably one of the better christmas albums ever created. Sure beats whatever the family is blasting every god damn year

[@CamLloydRich]

Stuart come on, it’s 1 o clock in the bloody morning. I’m trying to sleep!

[@aidandonnelly3022]

Cameron Richards Uk I'd imagine hahahah

[@palpatinevevo9773]

yeah, why did he upload so late

[@OrbObserver]

Ainsley Harriott VEVO his main audience is American and this is prime viewing time for them.

[@Semaze]

Cameron Richards what time does he call this?

[@palpatinevevo9773]

Big Surge true, but surely he would be asleep. yet again, I'm awake at the same time in the same place so I guess I can't really say that

[@paulgascoigne5343]

My dog loves your intros for some reason. Whether it's the festive ones, the 'hello' one or the 'blugh'. His ears pick up and he looks at the television.

[@Hayatory]

Who the hell would buy that usb cable?

[@tncorgi92]

Dr.PanCakes Big Clive would, if for no other reason than to wire it to the mains and make it explode.

[@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39]

Your profile makes this comment so good

[@Alex-zf9il]

someone as unstable as lapis lazuli would

[@SakosTechSpot]

Paul Drake depends how much he's drank. Sober Clive would probably make it into a more useful light or string several together.

[@gaynerdsfighting]

Dr.PanCakes Me

[@calebvanmeter9693]

Ashens got me the only thing I really wanted for Christmas.... Scenic views of that beautiful sofa ! Keep it up my boy!

[@yushatak]

Can someone please explain that damn face that he has pop up all the time? I've seen almost every video he's ever done and I've never seen it explained in any way..

[@aaronkordish7948]

It is a fellow KZbinr named Mentski.

[@NovaNixEternalFlame]

Wait, is not Big Clive?

[@aaronkordish7948]

It's Mentski, it has always been Mentski. They do look a lot like each other, though.

[@AnxietyAddict]

Thank you Ashens, you are the first KZbinr I have seen this year who has even bothered to celebrate RRY CH.

[@elin111]

Why must he always punch chocolate?

[@bonnibaby]

elin111 To assert dominance

[@OdaSwifteye]

That's all it's good for.

[@theaether3124]

To test for grass masks

[@ourDreamcatcher]

do you not?

[@tncorgi92]

"Punching Chocolate" sounds like a horrible euphemism.

[@raiwserkoopa2221]

ashens are one of my favorite youtubers. 2021, and still hans't changed one bit

[@giornogiovanna3888]

5:16 Me when I try to pull a door that says "Push"

[@jokesmakemehappy4201]

I only know it is Christmas because of this video every year.

[@Mr.gluestick]

Who does Ashens always flash on the screen? the bald guy with the beard? I feel like im missing a joke everytime he does it.

[@brianartillery]

It's the great Mentski. Buy a t-shirt.

[@SgtColl]

The christmas special never fails to amuse me.

[@logamac]

I have college in the morning... it’s 1 am I need to do college assessments? But you know what’s more important? Ashens and his sofa.... time to fail :D

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

Oddly enough... It's still 1am. How odd.

[@logamac]

@@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 I didn’t fail I now have a uni degree lol

[@dylangooraora1089]

Honestly I love my Christmas tradition of binge watching ashens around Christmas

[@gsampson97]

I'd buy mr Hankey the Christmas poo song over most of the Christmas songs that are played Constantly

[@shallabim912]

This is the reason I look forward to Christmas.

[@gsampson97]

Already looking forward to Easter special

[@aceisking]

George Sampson and Valentine's special

[@Jackalblade9]

That Santa was horrifying once the veil was stripped away.... Merry Christmas, Ashens!

[@brickr196]

RRYCH EVERYONE

[@MathewHaswell]

MERRY F-ING CHRISTMAS!

[@kimvibk9242]

Thanks, you too, and a PPYNE!

[@Bucky749]

I'm glad this up I look forward to this and the Doctor who Christmas special every year .

[@Phantom1thrd]

A chocolate wiseman Cailou?

[@ArtTasticCreations]

Chocolate worm Santa had me rolling. What the fudge is that?? Lel

[@Tophu48548]

Bloody hell, what time do you call this?!

[@grahamlive]

Christopher Wright You’re about at the same spot as me on the political compass. Just thought I’d let you know that. 👍

[@DijaVlogsGames]

About 2am.

[@coopasoopa536]

About 1PM

[@laneatkinson6441]

Christopher Wright If you move slightly more to the right and slightly up, we're at the same place on the compass o:

[@Chaos89P]

Time for angry Mentski.

[@laneatkinson6441]

This is my favorite Christmas tradition 💖 I look forward to your holiday specials every year!

[@EthanfromEngland-]

The snow girl thing makes no sense. Presumably they used 'snow girl' because they don't have have the licensing for Frozen. Yet, they use the actual frozen characters...

[@soncc1750]

I remember watching your videos when I was younger, I appreciate for what you do.

[@shanekneeshaw3483]

That chocolate santa omg

[@ARTSIEBECCA]

Shane Kneeshaw 😱😱😱😱

[@AzureProxy]

2:47 - You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for Babby in a Baggy.

[@HexShaped]

That Elf on the Shelf bullshit is an invented tradition. You say "book that came out years ago" but we're only talking about 2005 here; it's hardly a tale from the old country.

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

To be fair, 2005 *is* years ago. About twelve, if my math is correct.

[@lordkleiton]

wasn't he talking about elves on general?

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Huh, I've only really heard of it this year thanks to the meme.

[@generalgk]

Where is it written that traditions have to be ancient? Are you the arbitor of how long something has to be to be a tradition? Who gave you this power?

[@duffman18]

Every tradition is an invention by people

[@crispytheone88]

I always wonder how long it takes you to clean up the mess afterwards, but at anyrate, you have become part of our family tradition for Christmas, thanks for the great video's

[@thepuresh5671]

I so waited for this one :D

[@mandolinic]

I shall never be able to hear "Jingle Bells" again without collapsing with laughter thinking of that stupid tie. And elf doors only open for the true believer!

[@chandgrit]

that chocolate santa looks remarkably like mr burns from the xfiles episode of the simpsons.

[@chrispools]

I love Ashens channel. Honest, funny guy. An unlikely star of the internet. Keep them coming m8.

[@thomaswest2153]

Thank you now Christmas has started

[@bl3ivids]

One of the first Ashens' videos I laughed at for a long time.

[@JustCallMeBandit]

*peels off foil* OwO what's this?

[@gronaldbibinsky6409]

Its great to see a good KZbin Channel survive this long.