Ashens Christmas Special 2018

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@TheLegend1800
@TheLegend1800 6 жыл бұрын
Elves Behaving Badly shows the dark, depressing side of the North Pole: If an Elf behaves badly, they are demoted to Child Surveillance, a boring and soulless job that consists of watching hundreds of cameras to report bad behavior in children to Santa. With nothing left to look forward to in their miserable lives and with their infinite boredom, most of these elves will behave even worse than before, leading to more demotions down the totem pole: Reindeer Dropping Shovelling, Electrocution Testing, Stamp Licking, Santa's Bathroom Assistant, etc. Eventually the Elf has been demoted so far down that they have no other place to go to, and Mrs. Clause takes their misbehaving and useless ass out behind the Reindeer stable and shoots them. Or even worse, they are banished into the cold tundra of the Arctic, where they are certain to die a horrible, cold death. Merry Christmas everyone!
@cookiessprite
@cookiessprite 6 жыл бұрын
What a lovely, festive story.
@phreakazoith2237
@phreakazoith2237 6 жыл бұрын
Bad elves go to the dark city of Commoragh were they feast on blood and murder and torture until they all get swallowed by she who thirsts.
@FiorinaArtworks
@FiorinaArtworks 6 жыл бұрын
and the other elves have to pick up and burn the bodies, as seen in Viscera Cleanup Simulator, Christmas Edition
@fanemnamel6876
@fanemnamel6876 6 жыл бұрын
aren't elves children of Mr. and Mrs. Clause?
@andyd2296
@andyd2296 5 жыл бұрын
Is that Matoro Mahri as your profile picture?
@mrmeatman9948
@mrmeatman9948 4 жыл бұрын
There's something unnerving about the Queen lollipop disappearing off screen only to return sopping wet and glossy
@kevinholl8015
@kevinholl8015 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to the real one
@IAmNotAFunguy
@IAmNotAFunguy 2 жыл бұрын
Even more so now considering the loss this past year of the Queen...
@PoppySis
@PoppySis Жыл бұрын
@@kevinholl8015 except that one ain't returning! woo!!
@FH4Player6397
@FH4Player6397 Жыл бұрын
​@@PoppySisNo
@AI_and_I_Lyrics
@AI_and_I_Lyrics Жыл бұрын
​@@FH4Player6397yes
@ohnoanotherputz
@ohnoanotherputz 6 жыл бұрын
I wish Dollar Tree was as self aware as Poundland.
@rossfromfriends8468
@rossfromfriends8468 6 жыл бұрын
ohnoanotherputz seriously
@dekalb
@dekalb 6 жыл бұрын
If Dollar Tree sold toilet paper with its own logo claiming it was "$1 toilet paper" on each square and they sold a card just like the one on this video I'd spend even more money there
@AllHailNannerpuss
@AllHailNannerpuss 6 жыл бұрын
$1 Christmas Tree?
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 6 жыл бұрын
Stuff in dollar tree looks better than the stuff in Poundland tbh. I'd gladly swap
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын
I wish Dollarama was self aware as Poundland...
@alexburt6995
@alexburt6995 4 жыл бұрын
"Keep calm and suck on this" Shouldve been Prince Andrew.
@aileenp.5218
@aileenp.5218 4 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@VividMac101
@VividMac101 3 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@vulekv93
@vulekv93 2 жыл бұрын
Andrew's loli sounds a bit different nowadays, doesn't it?
@knshinn2
@knshinn2 2 жыл бұрын
SATIRE.
@MittenzandCash8929
@MittenzandCash8929 6 жыл бұрын
It’s not Christmas until Ashens puts out his Poundland special :’)
@Total_Inertia
@Total_Inertia 6 жыл бұрын
Is that his porno?
@ProphecyPhrase
@ProphecyPhrase 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@swaggaming2564
@swaggaming2564 6 жыл бұрын
Mad Max with copious amounts of t r a s h
@DivinityOfBLaze
@DivinityOfBLaze 6 жыл бұрын
I always want the Ashens Poundland special if you know what I mean ;D
@michaelparker2449
@michaelparker2449 6 жыл бұрын
It's not Christmas until Noddy Holder screams it can begin.
@GaMMERKitten
@GaMMERKitten 6 жыл бұрын
I love how Ashens has not changed once, not even a little.
@schregen
@schregen 6 жыл бұрын
He's timeless! 🍄
@jacklong1844
@jacklong1844 6 жыл бұрын
does camera quality count?
@DarkVoidDan
@DarkVoidDan 6 жыл бұрын
Same with the subscribers lol.
@CiromBreeze
@CiromBreeze 6 жыл бұрын
That is a lie. He does food stuff now.
@danielwright9280
@danielwright9280 6 жыл бұрын
@@CiromBreeze he has done food stuff for a while
@TheRealDemonicCupcake
@TheRealDemonicCupcake 6 жыл бұрын
I can't remember how many years I've been watching these but I look forward to them every year tbh
@magnuslord
@magnuslord 6 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@0pposable
@0pposable 6 жыл бұрын
suck it
@TiaRae101
@TiaRae101 6 жыл бұрын
"heres lizzy" i dont know why that made me laugh so hard, oh my god
@racheltiffany9892
@racheltiffany9892 6 жыл бұрын
The best things for a holiday: •Warm blanket •Gingerbread cookies and milk •Ashen's Christmas...thing
@greensun5998
@greensun5998 6 жыл бұрын
The only connection I can think of between the Queen and Christmas would be the Queens Christmas speech.
@PTSDSquirrel
@PTSDSquirrel 6 жыл бұрын
Where is your doggo?
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 жыл бұрын
I love the Christmas specials. They're always fun and Christmassy.
@socksmccoy4737
@socksmccoy4737 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@anarcho-pingu
@anarcho-pingu 6 жыл бұрын
ARSE PISS
@DOSRetroGamer
@DOSRetroGamer 6 жыл бұрын
especially the queen lollipop
@Dan89201
@Dan89201 6 жыл бұрын
*christmassy and special
@socksmccoy4737
@socksmccoy4737 6 жыл бұрын
Cheesus
@reomemewagon
@reomemewagon 6 жыл бұрын
"she looks like somebody else famous" its the Aunt May doll.
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
Are you saying the Queen looks like Gary Busey in drag? I can get behind that.
@MadameTeqi
@MadameTeqi 6 жыл бұрын
All I could think of was Betty White
@omgfandomfan
@omgfandomfan 6 жыл бұрын
Kafei Aizawa I saw Betty White
@101Volts
@101Volts 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought it was Rick at first (but no, I never watched that show.)
@alanapagegribbin5647
@alanapagegribbin5647 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking merry berry
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 жыл бұрын
That Ashens transition is great
@AgsmaJustAgsma
@AgsmaJustAgsma 6 жыл бұрын
Transfashens.
@VendettAgainstmusic
@VendettAgainstmusic 6 жыл бұрын
@@AgsmaJustAgsma *slowly shakes head dissapprovingly*
@Katie_-ef2re
@Katie_-ef2re 6 жыл бұрын
Seen a card in Poundland that said “everytime I think of you I touch my elf” .... should’ve bought it.
@ozzy5480
@ozzy5480 6 жыл бұрын
I believe “Elves Behavin’ Badly” is the name of a Christmas themed porno
@sgtryoseirui6394
@sgtryoseirui6394 6 жыл бұрын
That's only reminded me that there's a, existing porno named "Ho, ho, ho, it's up your arse we go." And I can't even recall if it's christmas themed or not, I only know of it because one of the actors had died.
@themeanestofgenes2409
@themeanestofgenes2409 6 жыл бұрын
@Most Deadest Pool of em All. Yeah. Up the arse.
@TorutheRedFox
@TorutheRedFox 6 жыл бұрын
funny thing is that, they sell sex toys under that name too (I'm not kidding)
@spinosaurusaegypiacus8028
@spinosaurusaegypiacus8028 5 жыл бұрын
Probably exists
@nunyabiz8305
@nunyabiz8305 5 жыл бұрын
The best part of the comment is that Don Corleone is the one say it.
@arrowhead5217
@arrowhead5217 6 жыл бұрын
This has become a tradition with me and my mother. On Christmas Eve we watch your special before bed. It's great! Love ya, Ashens.
@04whim
@04whim 6 жыл бұрын
The purple bit on the burger is clearly jellyfish jelly.
@conswizzy710
@conswizzy710 6 жыл бұрын
hey all you people (finish the song)
@johannderjager4146
@johannderjager4146 6 жыл бұрын
It's a branch-off of Pretty-Patties called "Pride-Patties", available at your local Krusty-Krab during Pride-month.
@Adrastia
@Adrastia 6 жыл бұрын
I thought maybe it was a rainbow macaron. But I think they just painted a burger wrong.
@SailorMaxie
@SailorMaxie 5 жыл бұрын
A N T I - A E S T H E T I C Hey all you people! Hey all you people, won’t you listen to me! I just had this sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich made with JELLYFISH JELLY!
@NeoZ45
@NeoZ45 4 жыл бұрын
*It's a colourburger!
@pabond008
@pabond008 6 жыл бұрын
That pride flag burger thing reminds me of the time Heinz experimented with green and purple ketchup and mustard sometime in the mid-2000s. It was as horrifying as it sounds.
@robertsroberts1688
@robertsroberts1688 6 жыл бұрын
PeterJames holy shit those are memorys
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the blue ketchup. There's nothing like the illusion of eating pulped Smurfs.
@lasarousi
@lasarousi 6 жыл бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901 you mean nightstalker jizz?
@benanderson89
@benanderson89 6 жыл бұрын
We bought green ketchup back then. The bottle went uneaten because it looked so terrible when on the plate.
@101Volts
@101Volts 5 жыл бұрын
I bought a bottle of the purple ketchup once and probably never got through 1/10th of it.
@spanospy
@spanospy 6 жыл бұрын
I got that burger ornament for my work's ugly Christmas tree.They also had a poorly painted dragon-kinda monster as a similar ornament that I brought as well. No idea what they really are, but as long as it makes the tree more authentically ugly.
@pb2018
@pb2018 6 жыл бұрын
I loved the dragon monster thing 😍
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see a picture.
@Hugobro-j8u
@Hugobro-j8u 5 жыл бұрын
watching ashes Christmas videos in September, FESTIVE AF
@JRhodesZA
@JRhodesZA 6 жыл бұрын
Every year around this time I binge Ashens videos non stop.
@thecamerong18
@thecamerong18 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Rhodes wtf same
@chrisjeremy8109
@chrisjeremy8109 5 жыл бұрын
Love how you get a view of Ashens in the reflection on the “imitation security camera”
@unfoldingcactus33
@unfoldingcactus33 6 жыл бұрын
The only reason I look forward to Christmas every year. I wish I was lying....
@rachael1090
@rachael1090 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@laneatkinson6441
@laneatkinson6441 6 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@maxximumb
@maxximumb 6 жыл бұрын
The Queen's Christmas speech. Until now you could only watch and hear her. Now you can taste how Christmassy she is at this time of year.
@TheMarioManiac
@TheMarioManiac 6 жыл бұрын
The best time of the year but can we get a F in chat for the fallen Poundland clones? :(
@skeetum2695
@skeetum2695 6 жыл бұрын
big f from me.
@WILLYBREATH_v
@WILLYBREATH_v 6 жыл бұрын
big F U C K U P from me
@1973Washu
@1973Washu 6 жыл бұрын
F
@Jimbo139
@Jimbo139 6 жыл бұрын
I miss poundworld
@proYEEThean
@proYEEThean 6 жыл бұрын
F
@SmokeyEdits
@SmokeyEdits 6 жыл бұрын
On the greeting cards, pricing, and single-unit of money stores in the US and UK: I work at a Dollar Tree in America, which as you may be able to figure out, is a dollar store. I'm not sure if this is common in America, but for some reason, there are businesses like Family Dollar that seem like they'd be a dollar store, but they literally aren't. People even refer to Family Dollar when they say "the dollar store". Anyway. Dollar Tree is a _real_ dollar store, and we sell Hallmark cards. Which is pretty fucking solid, because those are regularly $7+. For a folded piece of paper that has a shitty joke or naked man on the front, that will be thrown away within days. There are even a line of cards from Hallmark that we sell for 50 goddamn cents. I know that a dollar or pound or euro or whatever your equivalent currency is, is a lot for a piece of cardboard, but $7 as a minimum asking price is fucking absurd.
@Starcrunch72
@Starcrunch72 6 жыл бұрын
Dollar Tree owns Family Dollar right now--which is more to compete against Dollar General, being the multi-price point type store, however Family Dollar, I've found, has a wider variety and larger footprint than Dollar General and at times less expensive on similar products. Both store models attempt to chip away at WalMart, sometimes they win, sometimes not.
@SmokeyEdits
@SmokeyEdits 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know. Still somewhat misleading imo.
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 6 жыл бұрын
Eh, that's just how life works. Glasses are obscenely overpriced, because of a monopoly. Diamonds have no real value, but thanks to a lot of marketing, lies, etc, people think diamonds are rare.
@stigrabbid589
@stigrabbid589 4 жыл бұрын
Starcrunch72 Family Dollar and Dollar General both once had all their products at dollar or .25/.50/.75 based price points, such as $1.50 or $3, nowadays their prices vary a lot more.
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 3 жыл бұрын
@@Starcrunch72 Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar in 2015 for $8.5 billion.
@willrigby8202
@willrigby8202 6 жыл бұрын
7:55 We can SEE the lounge room, and more of Ashens then just his hands. IT IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
@pixelb3285
@pixelb3285 6 жыл бұрын
The Gay Burger, a.k.a. the Hindquarter Pounder
@vinegar4556
@vinegar4556 4 жыл бұрын
Crazzzy Hamborgare
@Rebelphoenix
@Rebelphoenix 6 жыл бұрын
Its really weird but after watching your specials I actually feel a bit festive. Thank you Ashens.
@darjeelingst.gloriana3084
@darjeelingst.gloriana3084 6 жыл бұрын
Those Christmas cards is something you would see in a supermarket in a GTA game as satire. How far society has become!
@ogrejd
@ogrejd 6 жыл бұрын
@15:00 - Man, the sofa's looking like a close-up of a hidden object game screen. :)
@smithintern-tainment7868
@smithintern-tainment7868 2 жыл бұрын
Or like something out of those I Spy books
@vjpearce
@vjpearce 6 жыл бұрын
That North pole bus is the Rail Replacement service for the Polar Express. PS: That Prince Harry looks more like Rolf Harris
@SHODAN_0
@SHODAN_0 6 жыл бұрын
The children are behaving badly by levitating - LMFAO I DIED
@Okurka.
@Okurka. 6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
So did the children when they levitated straight into the ceiling fan.
@101Volts
@101Volts 5 жыл бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901 Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe got off easily.
@beautyforashes2022
@beautyforashes2022 3 жыл бұрын
Lol!!! I love these X-mas cards! I especially like the one that says, "Santa thinks you're a loser." And the, "Nothing for you bîtch" and "Nothing for you dîpshït" cards made me laugh so hard. These are the kind of Christmas cards you want to give to your neighbor's obnoxious children. In the Christmas season, It's the thought that counts.
@otakunthevegan4206
@otakunthevegan4206 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the Queen lolipop looks like Cotton Hill in drag.
@danwilliams1989
@danwilliams1989 6 жыл бұрын
Otakun The vegan “One has killed fiddy gentlemen!”
@otakunthevegan4206
@otakunthevegan4206 6 жыл бұрын
Dan Williams Oddly enough Queenie is a world war 2 veteran herself.
@ryanmulherin2682
@ryanmulherin2682 6 жыл бұрын
Lied der Deutschen Legion 1. So zieh'n wir unter fremder Fahne ins weit, weit, weite Land davon. Wir kämpfen unter Russenfahnen. Wir sind die Deutsche Legion. 2. Wir haben hinter uns gelassen, was uns daheim war wert und gut, und können lieben oder hassen aus eignem Trotz und eignem Mut. 3. Das Vaterland hat uns verstoßen, es steht in Feind's Gewalt und Macht. Wir sind getrennt von seinen Losen. Wir zieh'n in unbekannte Schlacht. 4. Ihr Brüder, schließet fest die Reihen und hat die Heimat uns verbannt. Wir Baltikumer sind die Freien. Wenn Deutschland wankt, wir halten stand. 5. Wir sind die eisernen Soldaten und steh'n im Osten Wacht und Wehr. Wir tragen heut auf unsern Taten das große Deutschland und sein Heer.
@otakunthevegan4206
@otakunthevegan4206 6 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmulherin2682 I don't speak kraut.
@ryanmulherin2682
@ryanmulherin2682 6 жыл бұрын
@@otakunthevegan4206 Lawl
@bigjoeangel
@bigjoeangel 6 жыл бұрын
I like an ironic, edgy mug for drinking my bile. That Festive AF mug is right up my street.
@johnheater6697
@johnheater6697 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, the elves watching children is kinda, well... They're behaving badly, indeed.
@jimpansey4455
@jimpansey4455 6 жыл бұрын
"a slab of bus"
@m2pt5
@m2pt5 6 жыл бұрын
5:35 It's a Glamburger!
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@K4RN4GE911
@K4RN4GE911 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking! It's literally made out of sequins and glue!
@zachduperron8543
@zachduperron8543 6 жыл бұрын
Lol it is 😂! It also looks like a durrrr burger decoration if there were Fortnite Christmas decorations!
@sgtryoseirui6394
@sgtryoseirui6394 6 жыл бұрын
Offbrand glamburger. NTT Qlamburcer.
@MysteriumArcanum
@MysteriumArcanum 6 жыл бұрын
clearly a knockoff, Poundland will be hearing from MTT's lawyers.
@AnOfficialAndrewFloyd
@AnOfficialAndrewFloyd 6 жыл бұрын
I love the abusive "Xmas" cards!! I know people I'd love to send them to!
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 6 жыл бұрын
11:52 - 11:58 Or, this card could be for Butch Hartman, the creator of the Fairly OddParents and Danny Phantom. Not just for how he screwed up those two shows in their last seasons, but also for the OAXIS Entertainment crowdfunding campaign controversy.
@Mr.madmight266
@Mr.madmight266 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah i thought the same. i'm sure he'll have a nice christmas regardless, and maybe he'll do some clickbait christmas videos.
@stigrabbid589
@stigrabbid589 3 жыл бұрын
The shows getting screwed up in the last seasons were caused by Nickelodeon wanting changes made to them, he did what they wanted and it went badly.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 3 жыл бұрын
@@stigrabbid589 Well, actually, the fault lies in both Butch Hartman AND Nickelodeon for the series' decline in quality.
@reggiep75
@reggiep75 6 жыл бұрын
That elf had some legit 'Raver Eyes' and a solid E gurn on!
@fennecfoxfanatic
@fennecfoxfanatic 6 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for the after christmas poundland clearance special next week
@jacobrobinson2178
@jacobrobinson2178 6 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these for years never gets old
@RavenWitchShade
@RavenWitchShade 6 жыл бұрын
"And you can lick the Queen's face at Christmas!" Well... I think I probably woke everyone up given how loud that made me laugh. EDIT: I just noticed the "By Royal Dissappointment" wording on the bottom of the lolly packaging. Well they got that right!
@onyxnyro852
@onyxnyro852 6 жыл бұрын
Lol, same here
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
I cracked up when I imagined the Queen ending her Christmas speech with "Keep calm and suck on this" while making an obscene gesture.
@ArgoIo
@ArgoIo 6 жыл бұрын
Considering I got this as a recommendation right after Philosophy Tubes video on "Why Does Britain Still Have A Queen"... I guess everyone just wants to f***k the Queen.
@kitteh1215
@kitteh1215 4 жыл бұрын
I love the monotone voice he says "this the season to get shit faced" in
@nathanhamer8987
@nathanhamer8987 6 жыл бұрын
LGBLT burger?
@isaacbailey3681
@isaacbailey3681 5 жыл бұрын
You are a genius.
@kevinm5940
@kevinm5940 4 жыл бұрын
@Some characters aren't allowed it's not a real sandwich unless there's some Gay in there.
@tabithathecat
@tabithathecat 4 жыл бұрын
Lettuce, Gay Bacon and Tomato
@J-CG
@J-CG 6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be Christmas without a Father Tatmas special
@cronosoft
@cronosoft 6 жыл бұрын
Jeez....they could have at least made the Queen in some posher 'regal' flavours, such as 'Swan and Truffle', 'Moët and Hummingbird' or 'Asparagus and Panda'.
@ExtremeGamer9951
@ExtremeGamer9951 6 жыл бұрын
Or "SAS and Mercedes"
@ramberthanzen9705
@ramberthanzen9705 5 жыл бұрын
“Crush-the-Americans Asparagus”
@ArtTasticCreations
@ArtTasticCreations Жыл бұрын
"Keep calm and suck on this" is possibly one of the worst catchphrases for a product I've ever seen. It would make a pretty decent pickup line though. 😂
@michaelbianchi22
@michaelbianchi22 6 жыл бұрын
That "shit faced" lolly actually impresses me. The logo isn't just a bit of tissue paper that falls out once the wrapper is removed. That's what they'd do in America.
@Zu3sUK
@Zu3sUK 5 жыл бұрын
"Here's Lizzy!" 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
@messiermitchell4901
@messiermitchell4901 6 жыл бұрын
I've sold "Elves Behavin' Badly" branded products where I work, and it's not Poundland. I've even seen that specific item come through. Is this of use to anyone? Of course not.
@pb2018
@pb2018 6 жыл бұрын
Do you work at the store that rhymes with Fesco? 😎
@messiermitchell4901
@messiermitchell4901 6 жыл бұрын
@@pb2018 nope, I work at one that rhymes with strange.
@tsuikyit5511
@tsuikyit5511 6 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I’ve been subbed to Ashens for like 6 years. Crazy.
@SoundShunter72
@SoundShunter72 6 жыл бұрын
6:26 This is by far the most British thing I've ever seen.
@dasheiten
@dasheiten 6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting until Christmas to watch this, but then I forgot, so I'm watching it right before 2019 on New Year's Eve. 11:49/23:49 EST, December 31, 2018. Happy New Year, everyone!
@AbbeyB77
@AbbeyB77 6 жыл бұрын
There's no doors on that Lorry, how are you supposed to get on that bus?
@Okurka.
@Okurka. 6 жыл бұрын
What Lorry?
@mr.bobcyndaquil4214
@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 4 жыл бұрын
A slipgate, of course
@phreakout93
@phreakout93 6 жыл бұрын
I look forward to these every year and they're always a surprise when they come up! 😄. It isn't xms without it
@ThisNewThing
@ThisNewThing 6 жыл бұрын
A very David Lynchian take on the Santa thing. I'll call it: Eraserhead 2: Stewart meets Santa
@ws5606
@ws5606 6 жыл бұрын
I love walking around my local poundlands, and pointing things out to myself that Ashens will probably review
@Vulture2264
@Vulture2264 6 жыл бұрын
Ole Lizzie had to shank someone who was disrespecting her fly guy.
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
Aaaand now I'm imagining the Queen dancing like Moe in that one episode.
@georgefaiers3924
@georgefaiers3924 6 жыл бұрын
We truly know it's Christmas *when ashens uploads his Christmas special*
@endorphinsftw6218
@endorphinsftw6218 6 жыл бұрын
12:06 sudden appearance of mysterious white powdery substance
@zachduperron8543
@zachduperron8543 6 жыл бұрын
endorphinsFTW that’s a cocaine!
@masked-feraligatr1094
@masked-feraligatr1094 6 жыл бұрын
endorphinsFTW It’s the bacon stuff. That shot was taken after the fact. Pretty funny though. Considering it just randomly appears before we get to that bit. Would have been a wee but concerning.
@CiaranMemes
@CiaranMemes 6 жыл бұрын
It belongs to the elf
@okkid7311
@okkid7311 6 жыл бұрын
@@masked-feraligatr1094 no, definitely cocaine!
@moth_mae
@moth_mae 6 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY THE NEXT MOVIE. i still remember at mcm london about 5 years ago when ashens first leaked two of the words from the title (ashens and heist) to a small panel that i was in and ive been looking forward to this ever since.
@novidsjustposts
@novidsjustposts 6 жыл бұрын
it would be amazing if those were chocolate-covered sprouts
@RavenBlack74
@RavenBlack74 6 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what the Queen has to do with Christmas?" Well since 1952 (66 years) the Queen has been doing the 'The Queen's Christmas Message' on Christmas day.
@tadness121
@tadness121 6 жыл бұрын
Finished watching the latest advent calendar vid, immediately got a notification about this one.
@lexi7918
@lexi7918 6 жыл бұрын
Hi ashens, I haven’t watched you in 2 years and you haven’t changed at all. I admire that you are still hilarious
@DASyam-tb7qt
@DASyam-tb7qt 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this 3 days after the Queen passed away
@Tony-112
@Tony-112 3 жыл бұрын
"Keep calm and suck on this!" ☠️😂😂😂
@AceAttorny
@AceAttorny 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, in Belgium and The Netherlands, 't really is the season to get soot faced.
@Hamsterluv7985
@Hamsterluv7985 6 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these Christmas specials since I was 14 in 2014
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 6 жыл бұрын
It says something deeply, DEEPLY troubling about our surveillance culture when people are manufacturing fake cameras to scare the kids in line. Frankly, I feel like a line should be drawn between decent things and Christmas-themed fake surveillance equipment. This, along with the whole "elf-on-a-shelf" nonsense, is one for the blowtorch, frankly. But on a lighter note, the mid-video insert did foreshadow the Fakeon Popping Candy, so bonus points there. ...though now I read it, Fakeon sounds like an unofficial Eeveelution, if you're into your Pokemon. Also, while The Snowman and the Snowdog is passable, I much prefer By-Tor and the Snow Dog, one of the longer Rush songs on their 1975 album Fly By Night.
@pi198273
@pi198273 6 жыл бұрын
This says a lot about our SOCIETY.
@isaacbailey3681
@isaacbailey3681 5 жыл бұрын
Haha, "lighter" note.
@brendakrieger7000
@brendakrieger7000 8 күн бұрын
Merry Christmas 2024🎄🎀🎁 Just recently discovered this channel and bingeing all the Holiday content.🎅
@milesedgeworth132
@milesedgeworth132 6 жыл бұрын
First I thought BigClives video was Ashens. Now, I thought this Ashens video was BigClives. There's a Queen licking conspiracy.
@poisonedivysaur
@poisonedivysaur 6 жыл бұрын
This has gone on for far too long and I'm still enjoying it.
@awesomenokes
@awesomenokes 6 жыл бұрын
Elves Behavin' Badly isn't exclusive to Poundland I don't think. At Dollarama in Canada we have the same fake dome camera
@Doobie3010
@Doobie3010 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe the same company own both?
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 6 жыл бұрын
Rip off elf on the shelf
@toastyjacks
@toastyjacks 6 жыл бұрын
Exclusive means nationally...
@TheGlitched64
@TheGlitched64 16 күн бұрын
"This one takes things a little too far I feel" *Merry Christmas, you absolute legend* Yeah i'd be fuming as well.
@DiamondProAlpine
@DiamondProAlpine 6 жыл бұрын
the real question is can the queen lolipop actually smash through a door
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 6 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that he'd try and then melt the remains with the crème brûlée torch.
@Doobie3010
@Doobie3010 6 жыл бұрын
Wonderful,like a shower of christmas goodness! Thank you,kind sir! Our Christmas is now surely complete now!
@captainkirk400
@captainkirk400 6 жыл бұрын
Did you take that queen lolli from BigClive?
@tylerjames1716
@tylerjames1716 6 жыл бұрын
Dude I was so confused because I know I've saw that lollipop before and though it was ashens. Forgot Clive had the same one!
@_Piers_
@_Piers_ 6 жыл бұрын
I knew I'd seen it somewhere :)
@AestheticFunk
@AestheticFunk 6 жыл бұрын
Tor Lorel Do you remember the video he showed the sweet in?
@5roundsrapid263
@5roundsrapid263 6 жыл бұрын
I think he got the burger from him.
@captainkirk400
@captainkirk400 6 жыл бұрын
@@AestheticFunk Poundland XMAS 2018 Light-fest. With Royal Blasphemy.
@Marvelboyliam
@Marvelboyliam 6 жыл бұрын
Mate the queens speech is the Xmas connection. She does it every year lol.
@lackedpuppet9022
@lackedpuppet9022 5 жыл бұрын
The Queen lollipop reminds me of Cotton Hill from King of The Hill.
@dustinarmstrong1168
@dustinarmstrong1168 3 ай бұрын
She killed fiddy men after she lost her shins in the war.
@TheRenoReviews
@TheRenoReviews 6 жыл бұрын
The chocolate sprouts in Aldi are really nice, they have a creamy centre like Lindt!
@DarnElectricalVolts
@DarnElectricalVolts 6 жыл бұрын
Is it me or does the MDMA Elf look like Villager from Smash Bros just without the triangular nose?
@YokiDokiPanic
@YokiDokiPanic 6 жыл бұрын
Step 1: buy all the leftover stock Step 2: embroid triangle noses on them Step 3: sell them as custom villager plushies on etsy for big fat profit to nerds who don't know better
@MintBiscuit
@MintBiscuit 6 жыл бұрын
yes the villager that was only ever and is from smash bros
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
The villager. AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
@_NotSoBunnyBoy_
@_NotSoBunnyBoy_ 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@MintBiscuit it’s what he’s best known from, just like master chief from fortnite.
@kackers
@kackers Жыл бұрын
just sharing that i went to the shops just now and the "Elves Behavin' Badly" range has made it's way from Poundland up to Morrisons, i didn't see a price but I imagine it was more than a pound, and yes they are still using the "Original Elf with big ears" slogan on the front
@commerceserverservercommerce
@commerceserverservercommerce 6 жыл бұрын
"I'MMMM SOOO FUCKKINNGG IITCHYYYY"
@themoley91
@themoley91 6 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Ashens, I always come to your channel on Christmas Eve because I discovered it on a Christmas Eve many years ago with your Airphone video lol.
@JusterinoSan
@JusterinoSan 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Queen Elizabeth ll
@hans832009
@hans832009 6 жыл бұрын
The connection between Christmas and the Queen is her Christmas message every year. You’re welcome.
@naranciaisbestboi125
@naranciaisbestboi125 6 жыл бұрын
That mug says it's "festive af", but if it really were it'd be saturated with Christmas colors and so much tinsel you'll choke on it every time you take a sip.
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 5 жыл бұрын
irony is lost on the young. you weren't taught metaphors and simile you only know literal, so the joke is lost on you and your followers completely. sad.
@jenniferdunstan5065
@jenniferdunstan5065 Жыл бұрын
@@RIXRADvidz 💀
@mclste
@mclste 6 жыл бұрын
I've been watching you on and off for a number of years and love how you've kept the same intro (obviously this has a Christmas Twist)
@TheShadowBrigade
@TheShadowBrigade 6 жыл бұрын
The queen Lollipop looks more like Bea Arthur than the Queen.
@thechandraraj6415
@thechandraraj6415 6 жыл бұрын
She looked more like Betty White to me
@yep.1106
@yep.1106 6 жыл бұрын
When ever you see Special in the title of an Ashens video you know it's going to be good 😂
@jack456000
@jack456000 6 жыл бұрын
"I could sum up this with a sound" *ad shows up*
@craigwelsh
@craigwelsh 6 жыл бұрын
Debenhams is doing a festive London taxi bauble this year so it's not just Poundland doing weird ornaments this year. They also had felt Mexican hats and chilli's for your tree!
@blackmarya
@blackmarya 6 жыл бұрын
Paperchase does the same sort of thing. tacos, 1970s robots, siracha bottles etc all usually glittery. I like them
@GULLYMAN92
@GULLYMAN92 6 жыл бұрын
the pork popping candy packets looks suspiciously like those spice packets you could buy before it was made illegal
@speedrublucas1139
@speedrublucas1139 Жыл бұрын
Old as hell, but do you mean synthetic weed 'Spice'? Or some other kind of spice?
@vennril
@vennril 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the Fallout 76 bags come in different designs, that's amazing!
@vh-xzpfan7127
@vh-xzpfan7127 6 жыл бұрын
Yah, Ashens Christmas special.
@lyricalmajesty2821
@lyricalmajesty2821 6 жыл бұрын
I read the title too
@98-SR5
@98-SR5 6 жыл бұрын
The reflection from the Elf camera gave us a rare glimpse in the Ashenverse.
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