Elves Behaving Badly shows the dark, depressing side of the North Pole: If an Elf behaves badly, they are demoted to Child Surveillance, a boring and soulless job that consists of watching hundreds of cameras to report bad behavior in children to Santa. With nothing left to look forward to in their miserable lives and with their infinite boredom, most of these elves will behave even worse than before, leading to more demotions down the totem pole: Reindeer Dropping Shovelling, Electrocution Testing, Stamp Licking, Santa's Bathroom Assistant, etc. Eventually the Elf has been demoted so far down that they have no other place to go to, and Mrs. Clause takes their misbehaving and useless ass out behind the Reindeer stable and shoots them. Or even worse, they are banished into the cold tundra of the Arctic, where they are certain to die a horrible, cold death. Merry Christmas everyone!
@cookiessprite6 жыл бұрын
What a lovely, festive story.
@phreakazoith22376 жыл бұрын
Bad elves go to the dark city of Commoragh were they feast on blood and murder and torture until they all get swallowed by she who thirsts.
@FiorinaArtworks6 жыл бұрын
and the other elves have to pick up and burn the bodies, as seen in Viscera Cleanup Simulator, Christmas Edition
@fanemnamel68766 жыл бұрын
aren't elves children of Mr. and Mrs. Clause?
@andyd22965 жыл бұрын
Is that Matoro Mahri as your profile picture?
@mrmeatman99484 жыл бұрын
There's something unnerving about the Queen lollipop disappearing off screen only to return sopping wet and glossy
@kevinholl80152 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to the real one
@IAmNotAFunguy2 жыл бұрын
Even more so now considering the loss this past year of the Queen...
@PoppySis Жыл бұрын
@@kevinholl8015 except that one ain't returning! woo!!
@FH4Player6397 Жыл бұрын
@@PoppySisNo
@AI_and_I_Lyrics Жыл бұрын
@@FH4Player6397yes
@ohnoanotherputz6 жыл бұрын
I wish Dollar Tree was as self aware as Poundland.
@rossfromfriends84686 жыл бұрын
ohnoanotherputz seriously
@dekalb6 жыл бұрын
If Dollar Tree sold toilet paper with its own logo claiming it was "$1 toilet paper" on each square and they sold a card just like the one on this video I'd spend even more money there
@AllHailNannerpuss6 жыл бұрын
$1 Christmas Tree?
@cannibalbunnygirl6 жыл бұрын
Stuff in dollar tree looks better than the stuff in Poundland tbh. I'd gladly swap
@TommyDeonauthsArchives6 жыл бұрын
I wish Dollarama was self aware as Poundland...
@alexburt69954 жыл бұрын
"Keep calm and suck on this" Shouldve been Prince Andrew.
@aileenp.52184 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@VividMac1013 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@vulekv932 жыл бұрын
Andrew's loli sounds a bit different nowadays, doesn't it?
@knshinn22 жыл бұрын
SATIRE.
@MittenzandCash89296 жыл бұрын
It’s not Christmas until Ashens puts out his Poundland special :’)
@Total_Inertia6 жыл бұрын
Is that his porno?
@ProphecyPhrase6 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@swaggaming25646 жыл бұрын
Mad Max with copious amounts of t r a s h
@DivinityOfBLaze6 жыл бұрын
I always want the Ashens Poundland special if you know what I mean ;D
@michaelparker24496 жыл бұрын
It's not Christmas until Noddy Holder screams it can begin.
@GaMMERKitten6 жыл бұрын
I love how Ashens has not changed once, not even a little.
@schregen6 жыл бұрын
He's timeless! 🍄
@jacklong18446 жыл бұрын
does camera quality count?
@DarkVoidDan6 жыл бұрын
Same with the subscribers lol.
@CiromBreeze6 жыл бұрын
That is a lie. He does food stuff now.
@danielwright92806 жыл бұрын
@@CiromBreeze he has done food stuff for a while
@TheRealDemonicCupcake6 жыл бұрын
I can't remember how many years I've been watching these but I look forward to them every year tbh
@magnuslord6 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@0pposable6 жыл бұрын
suck it
@TiaRae1016 жыл бұрын
"heres lizzy" i dont know why that made me laugh so hard, oh my god
@racheltiffany98926 жыл бұрын
The best things for a holiday: •Warm blanket •Gingerbread cookies and milk •Ashen's Christmas...thing
@greensun59986 жыл бұрын
The only connection I can think of between the Queen and Christmas would be the Queens Christmas speech.
@PTSDSquirrel6 жыл бұрын
Where is your doggo?
@brycevo6 жыл бұрын
I love the Christmas specials. They're always fun and Christmassy.
@socksmccoy47376 жыл бұрын
Yes
@anarcho-pingu6 жыл бұрын
ARSE PISS
@DOSRetroGamer6 жыл бұрын
especially the queen lollipop
@Dan892016 жыл бұрын
*christmassy and special
@socksmccoy47376 жыл бұрын
Cheesus
@reomemewagon6 жыл бұрын
"she looks like somebody else famous" its the Aunt May doll.
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
Are you saying the Queen looks like Gary Busey in drag? I can get behind that.
@MadameTeqi6 жыл бұрын
All I could think of was Betty White
@omgfandomfan6 жыл бұрын
Kafei Aizawa I saw Betty White
@101Volts5 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought it was Rick at first (but no, I never watched that show.)
@alanapagegribbin56475 жыл бұрын
I was thinking merry berry
@brycevo6 жыл бұрын
That Ashens transition is great
@AgsmaJustAgsma6 жыл бұрын
Transfashens.
@VendettAgainstmusic6 жыл бұрын
@@AgsmaJustAgsma *slowly shakes head dissapprovingly*
@Katie_-ef2re6 жыл бұрын
Seen a card in Poundland that said “everytime I think of you I touch my elf” .... should’ve bought it.
@ozzy54806 жыл бұрын
I believe “Elves Behavin’ Badly” is the name of a Christmas themed porno
@sgtryoseirui63946 жыл бұрын
That's only reminded me that there's a, existing porno named "Ho, ho, ho, it's up your arse we go." And I can't even recall if it's christmas themed or not, I only know of it because one of the actors had died.
@themeanestofgenes24096 жыл бұрын
@Most Deadest Pool of em All. Yeah. Up the arse.
@TorutheRedFox6 жыл бұрын
funny thing is that, they sell sex toys under that name too (I'm not kidding)
@spinosaurusaegypiacus80285 жыл бұрын
Probably exists
@nunyabiz83055 жыл бұрын
The best part of the comment is that Don Corleone is the one say it.
@arrowhead52176 жыл бұрын
This has become a tradition with me and my mother. On Christmas Eve we watch your special before bed. It's great! Love ya, Ashens.
@04whim6 жыл бұрын
The purple bit on the burger is clearly jellyfish jelly.
@conswizzy7106 жыл бұрын
hey all you people (finish the song)
@johannderjager41466 жыл бұрын
It's a branch-off of Pretty-Patties called "Pride-Patties", available at your local Krusty-Krab during Pride-month.
@Adrastia6 жыл бұрын
I thought maybe it was a rainbow macaron. But I think they just painted a burger wrong.
@SailorMaxie5 жыл бұрын
A N T I - A E S T H E T I C Hey all you people! Hey all you people, won’t you listen to me! I just had this sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich made with JELLYFISH JELLY!
@NeoZ454 жыл бұрын
*It's a colourburger!
@pabond0086 жыл бұрын
That pride flag burger thing reminds me of the time Heinz experimented with green and purple ketchup and mustard sometime in the mid-2000s. It was as horrifying as it sounds.
@robertsroberts16886 жыл бұрын
PeterJames holy shit those are memorys
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the blue ketchup. There's nothing like the illusion of eating pulped Smurfs.
@lasarousi6 жыл бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901 you mean nightstalker jizz?
@benanderson896 жыл бұрын
We bought green ketchup back then. The bottle went uneaten because it looked so terrible when on the plate.
@101Volts5 жыл бұрын
I bought a bottle of the purple ketchup once and probably never got through 1/10th of it.
@spanospy6 жыл бұрын
I got that burger ornament for my work's ugly Christmas tree.They also had a poorly painted dragon-kinda monster as a similar ornament that I brought as well. No idea what they really are, but as long as it makes the tree more authentically ugly.
@pb20186 жыл бұрын
I loved the dragon monster thing 😍
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
I want to see a picture.
@Hugobro-j8u5 жыл бұрын
watching ashes Christmas videos in September, FESTIVE AF
@JRhodesZA6 жыл бұрын
Every year around this time I binge Ashens videos non stop.
@thecamerong186 жыл бұрын
Jordan Rhodes wtf same
@chrisjeremy81095 жыл бұрын
Love how you get a view of Ashens in the reflection on the “imitation security camera”
@unfoldingcactus336 жыл бұрын
The only reason I look forward to Christmas every year. I wish I was lying....
@rachael10906 жыл бұрын
Same
@laneatkinson64416 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@maxximumb6 жыл бұрын
The Queen's Christmas speech. Until now you could only watch and hear her. Now you can taste how Christmassy she is at this time of year.
@TheMarioManiac6 жыл бұрын
The best time of the year but can we get a F in chat for the fallen Poundland clones? :(
@skeetum26956 жыл бұрын
big f from me.
@WILLYBREATH_v6 жыл бұрын
big F U C K U P from me
@1973Washu6 жыл бұрын
F
@Jimbo1396 жыл бұрын
I miss poundworld
@proYEEThean6 жыл бұрын
F
@SmokeyEdits6 жыл бұрын
On the greeting cards, pricing, and single-unit of money stores in the US and UK: I work at a Dollar Tree in America, which as you may be able to figure out, is a dollar store. I'm not sure if this is common in America, but for some reason, there are businesses like Family Dollar that seem like they'd be a dollar store, but they literally aren't. People even refer to Family Dollar when they say "the dollar store". Anyway. Dollar Tree is a _real_ dollar store, and we sell Hallmark cards. Which is pretty fucking solid, because those are regularly $7+. For a folded piece of paper that has a shitty joke or naked man on the front, that will be thrown away within days. There are even a line of cards from Hallmark that we sell for 50 goddamn cents. I know that a dollar or pound or euro or whatever your equivalent currency is, is a lot for a piece of cardboard, but $7 as a minimum asking price is fucking absurd.
@Starcrunch726 жыл бұрын
Dollar Tree owns Family Dollar right now--which is more to compete against Dollar General, being the multi-price point type store, however Family Dollar, I've found, has a wider variety and larger footprint than Dollar General and at times less expensive on similar products. Both store models attempt to chip away at WalMart, sometimes they win, sometimes not.
@SmokeyEdits6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know. Still somewhat misleading imo.
@SakuraAvalon6 жыл бұрын
Eh, that's just how life works. Glasses are obscenely overpriced, because of a monopoly. Diamonds have no real value, but thanks to a lot of marketing, lies, etc, people think diamonds are rare.
@stigrabbid5894 жыл бұрын
Starcrunch72 Family Dollar and Dollar General both once had all their products at dollar or .25/.50/.75 based price points, such as $1.50 or $3, nowadays their prices vary a lot more.
@CJODell123 жыл бұрын
@@Starcrunch72 Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar in 2015 for $8.5 billion.
@willrigby82026 жыл бұрын
7:55 We can SEE the lounge room, and more of Ashens then just his hands. IT IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
@pixelb32856 жыл бұрын
The Gay Burger, a.k.a. the Hindquarter Pounder
@vinegar45564 жыл бұрын
Crazzzy Hamborgare
@Rebelphoenix6 жыл бұрын
Its really weird but after watching your specials I actually feel a bit festive. Thank you Ashens.
@darjeelingst.gloriana30846 жыл бұрын
Those Christmas cards is something you would see in a supermarket in a GTA game as satire. How far society has become!
@ogrejd6 жыл бұрын
@15:00 - Man, the sofa's looking like a close-up of a hidden object game screen. :)
@smithintern-tainment78682 жыл бұрын
Or like something out of those I Spy books
@vjpearce6 жыл бұрын
That North pole bus is the Rail Replacement service for the Polar Express. PS: That Prince Harry looks more like Rolf Harris
@SHODAN_06 жыл бұрын
The children are behaving badly by levitating - LMFAO I DIED
@Okurka.6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
So did the children when they levitated straight into the ceiling fan.
@101Volts5 жыл бұрын
@@koenvandamme6901 Charlie Bucket and Grandpa Joe got off easily.
@beautyforashes20223 жыл бұрын
Lol!!! I love these X-mas cards! I especially like the one that says, "Santa thinks you're a loser." And the, "Nothing for you bîtch" and "Nothing for you dîpshït" cards made me laugh so hard. These are the kind of Christmas cards you want to give to your neighbor's obnoxious children. In the Christmas season, It's the thought that counts.
@otakunthevegan42066 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the Queen lolipop looks like Cotton Hill in drag.
@danwilliams19896 жыл бұрын
Otakun The vegan “One has killed fiddy gentlemen!”
@otakunthevegan42066 жыл бұрын
Dan Williams Oddly enough Queenie is a world war 2 veteran herself.
@ryanmulherin26826 жыл бұрын
Lied der Deutschen Legion 1. So zieh'n wir unter fremder Fahne ins weit, weit, weite Land davon. Wir kämpfen unter Russenfahnen. Wir sind die Deutsche Legion. 2. Wir haben hinter uns gelassen, was uns daheim war wert und gut, und können lieben oder hassen aus eignem Trotz und eignem Mut. 3. Das Vaterland hat uns verstoßen, es steht in Feind's Gewalt und Macht. Wir sind getrennt von seinen Losen. Wir zieh'n in unbekannte Schlacht. 4. Ihr Brüder, schließet fest die Reihen und hat die Heimat uns verbannt. Wir Baltikumer sind die Freien. Wenn Deutschland wankt, wir halten stand. 5. Wir sind die eisernen Soldaten und steh'n im Osten Wacht und Wehr. Wir tragen heut auf unsern Taten das große Deutschland und sein Heer.
@otakunthevegan42066 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmulherin2682 I don't speak kraut.
@ryanmulherin26826 жыл бұрын
@@otakunthevegan4206 Lawl
@bigjoeangel6 жыл бұрын
I like an ironic, edgy mug for drinking my bile. That Festive AF mug is right up my street.
@johnheater66976 жыл бұрын
I mean, the elves watching children is kinda, well... They're behaving badly, indeed.
@jimpansey44556 жыл бұрын
"a slab of bus"
@m2pt56 жыл бұрын
5:35 It's a Glamburger!
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown6 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@K4RN4GE9116 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking! It's literally made out of sequins and glue!
@zachduperron85436 жыл бұрын
Lol it is 😂! It also looks like a durrrr burger decoration if there were Fortnite Christmas decorations!
@sgtryoseirui63946 жыл бұрын
Offbrand glamburger. NTT Qlamburcer.
@MysteriumArcanum6 жыл бұрын
clearly a knockoff, Poundland will be hearing from MTT's lawyers.
@AnOfficialAndrewFloyd6 жыл бұрын
I love the abusive "Xmas" cards!! I know people I'd love to send them to!
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi6 жыл бұрын
11:52 - 11:58 Or, this card could be for Butch Hartman, the creator of the Fairly OddParents and Danny Phantom. Not just for how he screwed up those two shows in their last seasons, but also for the OAXIS Entertainment crowdfunding campaign controversy.
@Mr.madmight2666 жыл бұрын
Yeah i thought the same. i'm sure he'll have a nice christmas regardless, and maybe he'll do some clickbait christmas videos.
@stigrabbid5893 жыл бұрын
The shows getting screwed up in the last seasons were caused by Nickelodeon wanting changes made to them, he did what they wanted and it went badly.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi3 жыл бұрын
@@stigrabbid589 Well, actually, the fault lies in both Butch Hartman AND Nickelodeon for the series' decline in quality.
@reggiep756 жыл бұрын
That elf had some legit 'Raver Eyes' and a solid E gurn on!
@fennecfoxfanatic6 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for the after christmas poundland clearance special next week
@jacobrobinson21786 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these for years never gets old
@RavenWitchShade6 жыл бұрын
"And you can lick the Queen's face at Christmas!" Well... I think I probably woke everyone up given how loud that made me laugh. EDIT: I just noticed the "By Royal Dissappointment" wording on the bottom of the lolly packaging. Well they got that right!
@onyxnyro8526 жыл бұрын
Lol, same here
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
I cracked up when I imagined the Queen ending her Christmas speech with "Keep calm and suck on this" while making an obscene gesture.
@ArgoIo6 жыл бұрын
Considering I got this as a recommendation right after Philosophy Tubes video on "Why Does Britain Still Have A Queen"... I guess everyone just wants to f***k the Queen.
@kitteh12154 жыл бұрын
I love the monotone voice he says "this the season to get shit faced" in
@nathanhamer89876 жыл бұрын
LGBLT burger?
@isaacbailey36815 жыл бұрын
You are a genius.
@kevinm59404 жыл бұрын
@Some characters aren't allowed it's not a real sandwich unless there's some Gay in there.
@tabithathecat4 жыл бұрын
Lettuce, Gay Bacon and Tomato
@J-CG6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be Christmas without a Father Tatmas special
@cronosoft6 жыл бұрын
Jeez....they could have at least made the Queen in some posher 'regal' flavours, such as 'Swan and Truffle', 'Moët and Hummingbird' or 'Asparagus and Panda'.
@ExtremeGamer99516 жыл бұрын
Or "SAS and Mercedes"
@ramberthanzen97055 жыл бұрын
“Crush-the-Americans Asparagus”
@ArtTasticCreations Жыл бұрын
"Keep calm and suck on this" is possibly one of the worst catchphrases for a product I've ever seen. It would make a pretty decent pickup line though. 😂
@michaelbianchi226 жыл бұрын
That "shit faced" lolly actually impresses me. The logo isn't just a bit of tissue paper that falls out once the wrapper is removed. That's what they'd do in America.
@Zu3sUK5 жыл бұрын
"Here's Lizzy!" 🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
@messiermitchell49016 жыл бұрын
I've sold "Elves Behavin' Badly" branded products where I work, and it's not Poundland. I've even seen that specific item come through. Is this of use to anyone? Of course not.
@pb20186 жыл бұрын
Do you work at the store that rhymes with Fesco? 😎
@messiermitchell49016 жыл бұрын
@@pb2018 nope, I work at one that rhymes with strange.
@tsuikyit55116 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I’ve been subbed to Ashens for like 6 years. Crazy.
@SoundShunter726 жыл бұрын
6:26 This is by far the most British thing I've ever seen.
@dasheiten6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting until Christmas to watch this, but then I forgot, so I'm watching it right before 2019 on New Year's Eve. 11:49/23:49 EST, December 31, 2018. Happy New Year, everyone!
@AbbeyB776 жыл бұрын
There's no doors on that Lorry, how are you supposed to get on that bus?
@Okurka.6 жыл бұрын
What Lorry?
@mr.bobcyndaquil42144 жыл бұрын
A slipgate, of course
@phreakout936 жыл бұрын
I look forward to these every year and they're always a surprise when they come up! 😄. It isn't xms without it
@ThisNewThing6 жыл бұрын
A very David Lynchian take on the Santa thing. I'll call it: Eraserhead 2: Stewart meets Santa
@ws56066 жыл бұрын
I love walking around my local poundlands, and pointing things out to myself that Ashens will probably review
@Vulture22646 жыл бұрын
Ole Lizzie had to shank someone who was disrespecting her fly guy.
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
Aaaand now I'm imagining the Queen dancing like Moe in that one episode.
@georgefaiers39246 жыл бұрын
We truly know it's Christmas *when ashens uploads his Christmas special*
@endorphinsftw62186 жыл бұрын
12:06 sudden appearance of mysterious white powdery substance
@zachduperron85436 жыл бұрын
endorphinsFTW that’s a cocaine!
@masked-feraligatr10946 жыл бұрын
endorphinsFTW It’s the bacon stuff. That shot was taken after the fact. Pretty funny though. Considering it just randomly appears before we get to that bit. Would have been a wee but concerning.
@CiaranMemes6 жыл бұрын
It belongs to the elf
@okkid73116 жыл бұрын
@@masked-feraligatr1094 no, definitely cocaine!
@moth_mae6 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY THE NEXT MOVIE. i still remember at mcm london about 5 years ago when ashens first leaked two of the words from the title (ashens and heist) to a small panel that i was in and ive been looking forward to this ever since.
@novidsjustposts6 жыл бұрын
it would be amazing if those were chocolate-covered sprouts
@RavenBlack746 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what the Queen has to do with Christmas?" Well since 1952 (66 years) the Queen has been doing the 'The Queen's Christmas Message' on Christmas day.
@tadness1216 жыл бұрын
Finished watching the latest advent calendar vid, immediately got a notification about this one.
@lexi79186 жыл бұрын
Hi ashens, I haven’t watched you in 2 years and you haven’t changed at all. I admire that you are still hilarious
@DASyam-tb7qt2 жыл бұрын
Watching this 3 days after the Queen passed away
@Tony-1123 жыл бұрын
"Keep calm and suck on this!" ☠️😂😂😂
@AceAttorny6 жыл бұрын
I mean, in Belgium and The Netherlands, 't really is the season to get soot faced.
@Hamsterluv79856 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these Christmas specials since I was 14 in 2014
@GmodPlusWoW6 жыл бұрын
It says something deeply, DEEPLY troubling about our surveillance culture when people are manufacturing fake cameras to scare the kids in line. Frankly, I feel like a line should be drawn between decent things and Christmas-themed fake surveillance equipment. This, along with the whole "elf-on-a-shelf" nonsense, is one for the blowtorch, frankly. But on a lighter note, the mid-video insert did foreshadow the Fakeon Popping Candy, so bonus points there. ...though now I read it, Fakeon sounds like an unofficial Eeveelution, if you're into your Pokemon. Also, while The Snowman and the Snowdog is passable, I much prefer By-Tor and the Snow Dog, one of the longer Rush songs on their 1975 album Fly By Night.
@pi1982736 жыл бұрын
This says a lot about our SOCIETY.
@isaacbailey36815 жыл бұрын
Haha, "lighter" note.
@brendakrieger70008 күн бұрын
Merry Christmas 2024🎄🎀🎁 Just recently discovered this channel and bingeing all the Holiday content.🎅
@milesedgeworth1326 жыл бұрын
First I thought BigClives video was Ashens. Now, I thought this Ashens video was BigClives. There's a Queen licking conspiracy.
@poisonedivysaur6 жыл бұрын
This has gone on for far too long and I'm still enjoying it.
@awesomenokes6 жыл бұрын
Elves Behavin' Badly isn't exclusive to Poundland I don't think. At Dollarama in Canada we have the same fake dome camera
@Doobie30106 жыл бұрын
Maybe the same company own both?
@skootergirl226 жыл бұрын
Rip off elf on the shelf
@toastyjacks6 жыл бұрын
Exclusive means nationally...
@TheGlitched6416 күн бұрын
"This one takes things a little too far I feel" *Merry Christmas, you absolute legend* Yeah i'd be fuming as well.
@DiamondProAlpine6 жыл бұрын
the real question is can the queen lolipop actually smash through a door
@koenvandamme69016 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that he'd try and then melt the remains with the crème brûlée torch.
@Doobie30106 жыл бұрын
Wonderful,like a shower of christmas goodness! Thank you,kind sir! Our Christmas is now surely complete now!
@captainkirk4006 жыл бұрын
Did you take that queen lolli from BigClive?
@tylerjames17166 жыл бұрын
Dude I was so confused because I know I've saw that lollipop before and though it was ashens. Forgot Clive had the same one!
@_Piers_6 жыл бұрын
I knew I'd seen it somewhere :)
@AestheticFunk6 жыл бұрын
Tor Lorel Do you remember the video he showed the sweet in?
@5roundsrapid2636 жыл бұрын
I think he got the burger from him.
@captainkirk4006 жыл бұрын
@@AestheticFunk Poundland XMAS 2018 Light-fest. With Royal Blasphemy.
@Marvelboyliam6 жыл бұрын
Mate the queens speech is the Xmas connection. She does it every year lol.
@lackedpuppet90225 жыл бұрын
The Queen lollipop reminds me of Cotton Hill from King of The Hill.
@dustinarmstrong11683 ай бұрын
She killed fiddy men after she lost her shins in the war.
@TheRenoReviews6 жыл бұрын
The chocolate sprouts in Aldi are really nice, they have a creamy centre like Lindt!
@DarnElectricalVolts6 жыл бұрын
Is it me or does the MDMA Elf look like Villager from Smash Bros just without the triangular nose?
@YokiDokiPanic6 жыл бұрын
Step 1: buy all the leftover stock Step 2: embroid triangle noses on them Step 3: sell them as custom villager plushies on etsy for big fat profit to nerds who don't know better
@MintBiscuit6 жыл бұрын
yes the villager that was only ever and is from smash bros
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
The villager. AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
@_NotSoBunnyBoy_2 ай бұрын
@@MintBiscuit it’s what he’s best known from, just like master chief from fortnite.
@kackers Жыл бұрын
just sharing that i went to the shops just now and the "Elves Behavin' Badly" range has made it's way from Poundland up to Morrisons, i didn't see a price but I imagine it was more than a pound, and yes they are still using the "Original Elf with big ears" slogan on the front
@commerceserverservercommerce6 жыл бұрын
"I'MMMM SOOO FUCKKINNGG IITCHYYYY"
@themoley916 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Ashens, I always come to your channel on Christmas Eve because I discovered it on a Christmas Eve many years ago with your Airphone video lol.
@JusterinoSan2 жыл бұрын
RIP Queen Elizabeth ll
@hans8320096 жыл бұрын
The connection between Christmas and the Queen is her Christmas message every year. You’re welcome.
@naranciaisbestboi1256 жыл бұрын
That mug says it's "festive af", but if it really were it'd be saturated with Christmas colors and so much tinsel you'll choke on it every time you take a sip.
@RIXRADvidz5 жыл бұрын
irony is lost on the young. you weren't taught metaphors and simile you only know literal, so the joke is lost on you and your followers completely. sad.
@jenniferdunstan5065 Жыл бұрын
@@RIXRADvidz 💀
@mclste6 жыл бұрын
I've been watching you on and off for a number of years and love how you've kept the same intro (obviously this has a Christmas Twist)
@TheShadowBrigade6 жыл бұрын
The queen Lollipop looks more like Bea Arthur than the Queen.
@thechandraraj64156 жыл бұрын
She looked more like Betty White to me
@yep.11066 жыл бұрын
When ever you see Special in the title of an Ashens video you know it's going to be good 😂
@jack4560006 жыл бұрын
"I could sum up this with a sound" *ad shows up*
@craigwelsh6 жыл бұрын
Debenhams is doing a festive London taxi bauble this year so it's not just Poundland doing weird ornaments this year. They also had felt Mexican hats and chilli's for your tree!
@blackmarya6 жыл бұрын
Paperchase does the same sort of thing. tacos, 1970s robots, siracha bottles etc all usually glittery. I like them
@GULLYMAN926 жыл бұрын
the pork popping candy packets looks suspiciously like those spice packets you could buy before it was made illegal
@speedrublucas1139 Жыл бұрын
Old as hell, but do you mean synthetic weed 'Spice'? Or some other kind of spice?
@vennril6 жыл бұрын
I didn't know the Fallout 76 bags come in different designs, that's amazing!
@vh-xzpfan71276 жыл бұрын
Yah, Ashens Christmas special.
@lyricalmajesty28216 жыл бұрын
I read the title too
@98-SR56 жыл бұрын
The reflection from the Elf camera gave us a rare glimpse in the Ashenverse.