Bootleg Star Wars Figures | Ashens

[@Dreadjaws]

*2011 Ashens* - leaves figures in the package, just in case he can sell them later. *2018 Ashens* - rips the package to shreds and then maybe even burns the figures.

[@blackknight94]

Dreadjaws 2018 : what a waste of money

[@RSP04]

2018: Oh no! My resale value has gone through the floor!

[@666Silson]

They should do a Toy Story movie where Buzz finds these mentally ill, deeply disturbed rip off toys, who are really insecure about the fact they're rip off toys.

[@KazakhV3]

FOR THE CONFEDERACY! 4

[@chickinglicking]

Brilliant idea! HONESTLY BRILLIANT!

[@dooshkid]

Wow... I would pay to see that movie. That's saying something.

[@666Silson]

YorkshireForever101 Thanks!

[@666Silson]

chickinglicking Thank you :D

[@OldManTheseDays]

Ironically, the lightsaber thing on the alien terminators figure looks better than anything similar on the modern, licensed Star Wars toys.

[@jaimayy]

UncleDeluxe true lol

[@jack1ofdkind]

12:12 The Empire strikes back

[@Selzor]

Jack Koo ha

[@frayedsanity29]

The other day, i saw an awesome article in some website, it was bootleg star wars figures with different names. For example: darth Maul became "Dennis" and Palpatine became "glourious star lord.

[@voltar1349]

He has done one with the dennis figure.

[@frayedsanity29]

How's the video called?

[@AgentTasmania]

+Daniel Santos (DanielSantosGaming) "Fake Star Wars Toys". Quite recent. Sadly all the names are missing. We don't get to see Little Girl, What, The Emperor Daft Serious or Toby One Kenobi.

[@riverstyx928]

Dennis the Phantom menace

[@volta2652]

Flingflong McGinty is my favorite Star Wars Expanded Universe character.

[@steve1978ger]

Flingflong McGinty, I love that guy!

[@MathewHaswell]

Any relation to Fuckwit McGinty, star of Crap Comics?

[@robcobb2693]

Make a great KZbin name

[@lukemarshall1475]

These aren't the toys you're looking for.

[@meich10]

move along

[@neilwilson5785]

@@meich10 no U

[@Shiratto]

These aren’t the toys I’m looking for.

[@blackknight94]

Daddy your not even trying!!!!

[@smb-c3po]

They are.

[@SmolPotatowo]

'I got these 10 years ago before KZbin was even around." *checks upload date* Goddamn son that's now almost 20 years ago.

[@TheHutchy01]

It's an odd thought that Doctor Ashen celebrated 15 years this February and KZbin was founded almost exactly a year before he started his channel.

[@smb-c3po]

@@TheHutchy01 What is he even a doctor of?

[@TheHutchy01]

@@smb-c3po Psychology.

[@smb-c3po]

@@TheHutchy01 Has he ever brought it again since and is he still a doctor?

[@TheHutchy01]

@@smb-c3po It very rarely comes up as a thing, and he's never been a practicing doctor so he'll always have a PhD.

[@MrMegatony73]

I think you are the champion of the internet. 1 million plus subscribers from making funny videos set in front of your couch? Yes, you are the champion.

[@thomaslangley967]

5:19----Two peas from the same pod, Yes we are! Or have I read too much fiction?....Lyrics from the song Summertime by The Sundays!

[@talonicewind3523]

Thank you!

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

Thomas seriously nice image. can i get a wooaahhh Bundy.

[@TheBokkelul]

Notvader: "Luke, I am your uncle." *wooobweebweebweebwebweebbeebbeebbeebbeebwoobwooob*

[@aidanbuechler4493]

TheBokkelul im sorry I died lol🤣

[@moviereviews541]

LOL

[@JustinHallPlus]

Han Solo, played by Henry Winkler.

[@pferreira1983]

+Justin Hall That Han Solo action figure makes me laugh so much.

[@apexgaming5572]

If there ever will be a toy revolution, ashens' house would be the HQ

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

That second not Darth Vader really needs a sign that says "Please don't push that button again". :)

[@notsoalex]

12:14 *PRICELESS REACTION* I mean is beautiful (sorry Stuart). Great video I'd say.

[@Pengwonfu]

Han Solo looked like Marty Mc Fly xD

[@ilovecats4949]

I never thought I'd ever read that in my life.

[@charliesmith8829]

Why was darth Vader (sorry about spellings) purple !!

[@ricardolouage1662]

Yeah, now that you say so.

[@mrbwabbers4999]

+alex m Fuck off

[@mrbwabbers4999]

+alex m Fuck off

[@ChickenPika]

I like the smiling polar bear with a bowtie you see when you look at the storm trooper upside down.

[@nightshadow7436]

*click* Noice

[@ByakurenEnjoyer]

+Dan - KeyGaming fuck ytps.

[@loganpalmer7132]

Lol

[@meich10]

Wait.....ok I see it now

[@andymadden8183]

It's creepy.

[@OptimusSledge]

Kids today won't remember a time when Greedo shooting first was the worst thing anyone had ever done to Star Wars. Before the dark times. Before the Abrams.

[@fraggeddabloons5679]

You make me wish we had a "Poundland" in the states.

[@meddle98]

Have you never seen dollar tree

[@fraggeddabloons5679]

Ghengis Juan The Dollar Tree doesn't even come close to the gems he finds.

[@meddle98]

FraggedDabloons true

[@TheChickenjoe10]

FraggedDabloons It's not like Poundland is some magical crap treasure chest; All he does is grab some particularly crap looking products and shows them here. Go to any dollar store and do the same.

[@fraggeddabloons5679]

***** Dollar Tree isn't as cool though.

[@armando3699]

It's hard to believe I started watching Ashens almost four years ago.

[@upyoursdotcom]

Still watching?

[@JJTWrites]

Its hard to believe you posted this 8 years ago 😮

[@DarthPerkins]

"I wish I could find the black one" ...most often used phrase in the Kardashian household.

[@cuckerinokripperino4216]

And your moms bedroom

[@thRegimentofFootThethRifles]

Lee Perkins j

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

I mean your not wrong.

[@Bloody-f3o]

robot chicken should use some of these for skits

[@pillowhacker]

The lightsaber effect on the knock off Darth Vader figure is actually pretty cool!

[@kanothe187]

I found money in a bush as a kid then ran round to More Store to spend it and got most of the Galactic Empire figures

[@ronaldpaterni5081]

I saw those Alien Terminators (renamed "Space Robots" or "Space Knights" or something), in the last days of Toys'R'Us. Yes, exactly, I started thinking Force Commander/Baron Karza. I had Micronauts when I was little.

[@imaderobotsoccerteam]

""Two peas from the same pod, yes we are!" Or have I read too much fiction?

[@theaegis5795]

Caught that little flashed text! two peas from the same pod, yes we are! or have i read too much fiction?

[@Skex187]

why does it say "two peas from the same pod, yes we are! or have i read too much fiction?" at the 5:19 two 5:20 frame?

[@billylipka3725]

Wow ashens I believe that THAT right there is the definition of the phrase "IRONY". Funny isn't it how he always makes jokes about lights burning out children retinas, then it actually happens to him.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

actually no, because it isn't contrary to what he says. it just kinda proves his point.

[@spoonman6256]

I happen to own the original Darth Vader figure that the fake one's mold was ripped off of. Even with the right colours, it looks weird. Edit: I found out why. It's because of the ridiculous proportions of the 1995 figures.

[@spoonman6256]

+alex m Nope. You are not a cat. You are a human.

[@spoonman6256]

+alex m *meow not moew

[@spoonman6256]

alex m owof

[@spoonman6256]

***** I AGREE DESTROY IT WITH FIRE

[@spoonman6256]

DELETE, DESTROY, EXTERRRRMINATE

[@mindbend13]

15:20 OH MY GOSH! I had one of those when I was little and absolutely loved it! I used to always make the different toys in the set fight in tournaments and mix and match pieces!

[@No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan]

Remember seeing some of these in beach front shops back in the late 90's.

[@travosk8668]

I love how there are gunshots coming out of Darth Vader.

[@bambodaviesalfons8557]

'Han solo fell from a tree, in his cheap package, han solo fell from the tree, now he's got brain damage'

[@dylanb1409]

5:20 it says "two peas from the same pod, yes we are! or have I read too much fiction"

[@NickBartolo]

Han looks like a google eyed Henry Winkler. Heeeeeeey!

[@BotKidSmoke]

what ashens doesn't know about those figures is those are special costumes unlocked by completing achievements :D

[@Bradamir]

On what..?

[@silentsand9]

Bradley B The movies.

[@BotKidSmoke]

Bradley B the characters 0:

[@BotKidSmoke]

Silentsand9 maybeh :p

[@Bradamir]

What game?

[@gtf234]

Ashens, you might find it interesting, I dunno- that Baron Karza toy of yours was a recolored figure (w/ a head swap) of Steel Jeeg, a super robot show from 1975. He'd normally be green and yellow. The toy was from Takara's Magnemo line, which used magnets for more articulation and part interchangeability. "Baron Karza" was created when Mego licensed Takara's Microman toy line for international distribution as Micronauts- Karza first appearing in 1977. The toy you had was from the Magno line.

[@zerofyrepony]

"Two Peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read to much fiction?"

[@tenk2001]

what is that decent loking magnetic warrior he shows briefly in between talking about micronauts and metal ball warrior?

[@weaver7811]

I would really like to know that too..

[@ColonelPenguin]

It is Sheriff John Bunnell

[@IanC14]

Still better than The Last Jedi

[@iana6713]

Oh dear lord these are priceless. I do remember seeing a horrific Darth Vader rip-off in Poundworld before it closed down and even your average 5 year old would notice the sheer cack-ness...

[@No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan]

Never get tired of watching this video.

[@fritzy8318]

*tired of

[@starsiegeplayer]

I just realized... Baron Karza was Jeeg with a new head!

[@natsume-hime2473]

They both are, made made with almost all of the same molds, even with the same magnet connection joints. They're also crap compared to the old Kotetsu Jeeg figures.

[@Ninetails2000]

Why does Darth Vader have a KZbin Poop as his sound effect file!?

[@pferreira1983]

+Ninetails2000 They stole the effect from this action figure.

[@ByakurenEnjoyer]

i said fuck ytps!

[@darthnihilus9964]

+alex m Stop commenting meow everywhere.

[@darthnihilus9964]

+alex m Because this displeases lord Vader.

[@jans452]

Ninetails2000 VADRE

[@Ozone947]

What was that knight magnet toy he showed as an example?

[@yolsil775]

Tybalt your profile picture is adorable.

[@_Ten_]

When you showed the black magnet toy at 14:30 i thought of this old toy i had when i was young. I was surprise to see that you had it at 15:20. I remember having the whole set :D

[@tyspyranger]

Wow, I seriously paused at the exact moment that the "two peas from the same pod" title card comes up. I had to play the video at half its normal speed to read it the first time.

[@cholota17]

if you look at the storm troopers face upsidedown it looks like a bear face

[@BrandonNielsen87]

It actually does! Weird...

[@masonnogavich7235]

what was the name of the dubstep at the end?

[@Bcp123]

Ur mumma

[@fucheduck]

Han may also be checked for a Blaster license registration in future installments of George Lucas Edits. Starring Justin Bieber as Han Solo getting a license va three week waiting period to buy a blaster to shoot Greedo(in self defense).

[@toddnolastname4485]

When you showed the black and white knights, my mind went directly to Micronauts and Baron Karza and Force Commander (had to wikipedia that). I hear somebody, maybe Bay, is doing a movie (series) featuring a bunch of old toys, including the Micronauts. I hope it brings back the toys; I'll be investing in the whole line (but taking them out of the boxes).

[@milbo007]

Ashens, the only youtube channel where the videos are exactly the same no matter how old or new they are!

[@thebigstonicfonic]

Lowl 12:14

[@ColdestSubZero]

Ikr I didnt expect that

[@someitguy2175]

Found my new ringtone... :-)

[@shelbymustang1994jd]

i made that my mission to read the black screen lol to much time on my hands

[@Kenkire]

I did too... hahahahaha

[@gam4rnay]

kenkire What did it say?

[@Kenkire]

gam3rnay Two peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read too much fiction?

[@danvondrasek]

They dont usually do remoulds, what they do is buy the masters when the factories no longer require them. Theres usually a tree of moulds, about 9 or 10 or so going at a time, of each character.

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

Kinda sad considering how all of these toys are better than The Last Jedi.

[@Cade_Squirrel]

are you kidding me??? Shadows of the Empire the game was freaking awesome!!! :D

[@bentramer682]

Back when all you had to worry about Star Wars was the re releases.

[@fRo0tLo0p]

The Han Solo part made me laugh so hard I actually had to run to the bathroom to avoid an accident.

[@alex.thedeadite]

I watched that bit where you got blinded over and over again! that was hilarious

[@zacotb]

Wrong, Shadows of the Empire for the N64 was fucking amazing.

[@Zfan247]

The novel was great too :D

[@vonSarno]

agreed it was great fun

[@inquisitivebeyblade8598]

OTBWY Well, the aiming was pretty shot and some levels/ bosses were stupidly hard, like the fight with IG-88 because he blends in with the environment, but the dogfights (like the beginning) were the shit.

[@user-ok8yq6nc6x]

Well it was alright

[@scallysnix.2975]

OTBWY Wrong.

[@PlutoProtogen]

yes, i think you have read too much fiction...

[@jetcore4598]

I liked the Star Wars prequels

[@reeseburns8864]

Same here, episode III is my favourite movie, actually.

[@awakenedape1052]

That's because you're a child.

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

I agree. two and three werent bad at all the first one was shit but you gotta admit liam neeson and earth maul were pretty neat. Plus they spinned off alot of pretty good cartoons. Jeez never thought I'd defend the first one at my age.

[@sanzoTravels]

Thanks for helping me lose weight Dr. Ashens. Your videos help me get through my 30 minutes on the treadmill

[@samholdsworth420]

5:20 two peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read too much fiction? 😭

[@jaydencollier4944]

who came from ashens Latest video?

[@Duncanon]

Ok

[@StephenFasciani]

Ok

[@CognitiveSlug]

Ok

[@jaydencollier4944]

Ok

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Ok

[@No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan]

LOL Your videos are so funny Stu keep up the good work.

[@Spoomis]

I'm giving you a like just for the "Robert Fett" line.

[@CAMZAB]

Well done on getting these way back. Cool set.

[@RealRedRabbit]

That's the most jacked stormtrooper I've ever seen.

[@fennec13]

Is this how it happens ? 5:20 - Cool Sundays quote there for like 1 second * LOL Album: Sundays "Static and Silence: 1997 Song: "Summertime".

[@Legoguylol4ever]

The Han Solo and Light Up It's-not-Darth Vader made me take a laughing break. :D LOLOLOL

[@Metaknight4569]

"Two peas from the same pod, yes we are!" Or have I read too much fiction? -Ashens secret message

[@xantheinmidget]

Rajani!!!!!!! Of my favourite shops in my home town of Bristol. Yes, plenty of knock off toys, but huge warehouse containing almost everything you could need.

[@nukiradio]

5:31 No, that's my O.C., Dark Sk8r! "Cross over to the narc side"

[@johnpershing5723]

This is my favourite Ashens video solely because of 12:14.

[@LeFrakaTV]

Where did you get the Warhammer Fantasy looking toy from, at 15:25 ? Looks neat and wouldn't mind using it as a proxy Bloodthirsty because I am super poor.

[@Monkeymosh]

"Two Peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read too much fiction?" What does this man?

[@jaredturgeon9576]

What does the slide around 5:30 say it only appears for a brief flash and I can't seem to pause on it

[@godslaughter]

This Han Solo figure looks kinda like what my grandpa used to look like when he was in his 50s or so

[@broken1394]

I have that Boba - I love it. I'd love that Solo. Wow - that vader is great!! Some of the 80's bootleg figures were super cool as well.

[@bdavis24fan]

Fling Flong McGinty: that's the movie I want dammit.

[@EdgyShooter]

I mean the light saber actually seems better than some of the official merchandise 😂

[@smb-c3po]

Toy Story 4 should've kept in that scene where Buzz meets those bootleg toys.

[@BloodrealmX]

2:25 The name... The arc of the words in the title... The bullet points... THE GALAXY HOLE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

[@brianartillery]

"Shadows Of The Empire' was everything except a movie. A novel: Action figures: Comic series, and associate graphic novels: A pop-up book: An 'Art of' book: Trading cards: Video games: Micro machines models, and a beautiful soundtrack album. Yeah, got all of them. It fills in the gap between the end of 'The Empire Strikes Back', and the start of 'Return Of The Jedi'. Probably more interesting than the current Disney shit that masquerades as Star Wars these days.

[@FlashPlayerGames]

I love how people can't seem to figure out sarcasm. It's the most wonderful thing in the world and it fills me with a fuzzy warm feeling inside.

[@TheBorderGeek]

Han's eyes look like yours at the end of your intro. 😂😉

[@Esvald]

That Galaxy Empire Vader looks like he's made out of chocolate XD

[@valynekrinuz313]

Just saying, there was a White Darth Vader. It was part of a spin-off sequel comic where he was revived with a remodeled suit and pretty much became a Sith-Defect. I never read it that much but that's what I remember from it.

[@siliasvencr0v942]

Considerating the crap of original statw toys these bootleg are amazing well done

[@RadialSkid]

My first Ashens video. As I recall, Edgar Wright linked to it on Twitter when it was new....or maybe it was Simon Pegg? One of them.

[@ilikethecokev2]

15:02 Dr. Nick: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McCraig! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

[@arricammarques1955]

Han figure expression says it all, really! LOL

[@Lomhow]

What was in the single frame at like 5:18 to 5:21 It's black with white letters and I can't get KZbin to stop on it correctly. If anyone can read it, could you post what it is in the comments? Thanks. I appreciate the help.

[@Lomhow]

It was literally : Two peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read too much fiction?

[@MsKoleKong]

What toy brand was the magnetic red knight from, I can't find anything like it anywhere other than a recalled toy brand that looked completely different.

[@groanz91]

5minutes 20seconds in "Two peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read to much fiction ?"