Last time Ashens laughed this much he was reading about the amazing instrument maker Antonio Stella Bottom Title
@mishumydog8 жыл бұрын
Lorenzo Pagani yeah
@ThePreciseClimber8 жыл бұрын
And Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai.
@HellJustFroze8 жыл бұрын
don't forget Nicolas Marty and Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai!
@rareblues78daddy8 жыл бұрын
Aw, fuck. Now I want to watch that! Thanks!
@Redhotsmasher8 жыл бұрын
There's also that time he reviewed that Chinese iPhone 3 knockoff and an oversized radio style antenna extended out of the thing and spun around in an amusing way.
@StopLizard8 жыл бұрын
I just watched a British man read a 47 year old catalog for 25 minutes and I don't regret a second of it.
@bio0link8 жыл бұрын
StopLizard What a way to spend a Thursday morning.
@BloodfelX8 жыл бұрын
You're darn right chum! Bob's your uncle! Much merriment!
@DarthPerkins8 жыл бұрын
StopLizard I was going to post "I do regret it, but I know I'll do the same for the next video" but the Fire Balloon being a DLC weapon for Call of Duty still has me in tears.
@Goldenkitten18 жыл бұрын
The sad part is when it's become so natural you don't even question it anymore.
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
what becomes natural? o.O?
@ashens8 жыл бұрын
Re-uploaded due to frame rate naffness with previous version.
@Birdie_8 жыл бұрын
hi
@einarpoulsen58778 жыл бұрын
ok cool cool :b
@mpmqbi8 жыл бұрын
I was literaly in middle of watching the video, then it stopped loading and I got the message "The User has removed this video". Was a bit confused. :D. I didn't notice any framerate problems, weirdly enough.
@einarpoulsen58778 жыл бұрын
why are you still up its 3 am?
@AZDESERTGUARDIANS8 жыл бұрын
so early
@mcopado8 жыл бұрын
"...at psychological moment" sounds like one of those auto-translated Chinese packaging writing that you read from the back of Poundland stuff.
@samuelmumby79828 жыл бұрын
Very disappointed that Krakn fun doesn't allow you to summon your own oceanic beast for the amusement of your friends. "Be the life of the party with this many tentacled assault! Watch your chums squirm as they are dragged down to the briney deep. 0-3 sad onions"
@maxscardanelli61858 жыл бұрын
Samuel Mumby I can think of plenty of house parties that I've been to where I'd love to have pulled that trick out the bag!!! xD!!!
@bbsuffering8 жыл бұрын
Let no joyful voice be heard let no man look to the sky with hope And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...the Kraken
@zetaruler8 жыл бұрын
Samuel Mumby I'm sure that will bring a lot of *"fun"* and *"pleasure"* to everyone in the party. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@MrKilljay8 жыл бұрын
Ponies can't type with hooves. Wait. I thought ponies couldn't type with hooves.
@wolfyboy7 жыл бұрын
WARNING: may behave differently towards the ladies!
@BoboDoboRobo8 жыл бұрын
'will cause you to receive much sympathy from your friends' "I spent 2'6 on this piece of shit" "Aw mate sorry to hear that"
@rwaitwhat6 жыл бұрын
I think of this quote almost every time I read anything with old prices in it. It's pretty great.
@Crusader10898 жыл бұрын
Before the decimilisation of 1971 the British pound was divided into 20 shillings, each worth 12 pence, creating a total value of 240 pence. This was written as £1 1/1d. / was the symbol for a shilling and called a solidus (the latin coin a shilling is named after) and the d is short for denarius. The reason for this was that in the dark ages a penny was made of silver. To make sure every penny was worth the same, a pound of silver was divided into 240 equally sized pennies. Centuries later inflation had reduced the value of the penny until it was made of copper, and there was sufficient gold that a few people could afford to use gold coins worth a whole pound of silver. This is how Britain ended up with such an insane system of money. The bank of England tried to decimalise the currency several times, but it only gained sufficient traction to change the currency after WW2. The new pound was worth the same as an old pound, which is why you sometimes get people old enough to remember the transition saying "A shilling is 5p". What they mean is that an old shilling is worth five of the new pence, even though a shilling is worth 20d, old pence.
@ZimVader-00178 жыл бұрын
Crusader1089 I love it when people mention a bit of interesting history in the comments. See, KZbin comments CAN be educational :D
@techreviewer8 жыл бұрын
Crusader1089 thank you history rocks
@TheMarc1k17 жыл бұрын
The poor fuckers, what a bonkers ass system.
@allahspreadshate64865 жыл бұрын
@@TheMarc1k1 - It made us naturally better at mental arithmetic though...
@xcmodev15584 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t Japan pretty much do it like us, instead of saying the value in pounds in pence? IE: £10 (100p) = 100 yen? Something like that? Thats generally how I translate the prices, just take off a zero to get the rough equivalent in $/£
@Pikachu1325 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, people these days. Can't live with them, can't murder them and get away with it" is my new favorite ashens quote.
@PaulSoth8 жыл бұрын
*CLAYMORE MINE* - High quality explosive device perfect for practical jokes. Place it on a nature trail, sidewalk or hallway. When activated, your unsuspecting victim will be startled by a loud noise and 700 ball-bearings traveling at 3900 feet-per-second will tear into their flesh like paper! Trick your friends and family, hours of fun.
@thecrowbarfoogle6478 жыл бұрын
0-3 sad onions.
@angusgee94848 жыл бұрын
Paul S I prefer the anti-tank mine, to make them really jump, 50 feet in the air.
@SapphireCrook8 жыл бұрын
This one had me.
@ilijabonevski10428 жыл бұрын
Angus Gee tank mines dont get activated by human weight, i am extremely fun at parties btw
@teesi29208 жыл бұрын
+The Crowbarfoogle this has nothing to do with this comment chain but I couldn't help but notice the Zacharie in your profile picture.
@christopherhazell18568 жыл бұрын
Don't know about in the UK, but in the USA in the 60s and 70s comic books would have ad pages in exactly this format, advertising the same kinds of novelties. I think there is something magical about the fact that you really had almost no idea what any of this stuff actually was, just cryptic descriptions and inaccurate drawings.
@jakethesnakecastro8 жыл бұрын
Christopher Hazell
@aborted41963 жыл бұрын
Christopher Hazell
@nikolatovar98847 жыл бұрын
Ashens' vocal affectation and accent for this are spot on. I totally want to order most of those.
@Bauhauskiddo8 жыл бұрын
I love the emphasis on indoors fireworks, that seems incredibly dangerous. Also loving the "exploding mechanism", can you imagine trying to sell one of those today? "Oh no, officer, it's not a mail bomb, it's just a mail order exploding mechanism to provide me with hours of merriment and amusement!"
@Reedster498 жыл бұрын
Peanutbutters8 Those boring turd looking worm things where all they do is stink and get bigger. Idk but those poppers that you throw at people's feet are still fun :)
@Lucien868 жыл бұрын
Bauhauskiddo Ashens has done videos on the 'excitement' of indoor fireworks.. The 'exploder' mechanism is just a cap mechanism, they make a loud but somehow very underwhelming bang. You can still buy them even today on ebay or amazon (lookup roll caps) and I'm sure their just as cheap and nasty as they were back in the day.. :D
@Bauhauskiddo8 жыл бұрын
Lucien86 oh man, that really sucks, when he said "indoor fireworks" I imagined something as insane and dangerous as actual fireworks except scaled down and marketed for indoors use. My father used to have a toy gun (I think?) that had actual gunpowder in it in the 60's.
@Lucien868 жыл бұрын
Bauhauskiddo Caps have actual gunpowder in them just a tiny tiny amount. They make a great smell when they go off..
@TheSmart-CasualGamer3 жыл бұрын
"Have you got the message Officer?!"
@Shadow_Hawk_Streaming8 жыл бұрын
"Can't live with them,can't murder them and get away with it" -Ashens 2016
@zyphyrsyphyn54038 жыл бұрын
"Do not write in your surname, or they'll FUCKING CATCH FIRE!" The things he comes up with are fucking brilliant
@imallfordabulls8 жыл бұрын
Social experiment rant was the best.
@theeutecticpoint8 жыл бұрын
+
@lathouxaris10 ай бұрын
He actually has a doctorate in psychology so he knows what he's talking about.
@DJEylisium8 жыл бұрын
Sticky beak - Australian for an inquisitive person!
@stevenbirch8 жыл бұрын
The Ellisdon family originated from Sydney Australia so that probably explains the use of "sticky beak"
@Bud1UK8 жыл бұрын
Sticky beak is a nosey person.
@Luka11808 жыл бұрын
Usually it's "stickybeak" without a space. From Wiktionary: From sticky + beak; presumably from the metaphor of sticking one′s beak (“nose”) where it is not wanted (compare nosy).
@SteelSkin6678 жыл бұрын
The description for "The broken mirror " is mostly incredibly old-fashioned padding. It's absolutely great.
@andydjbadger8 жыл бұрын
Don't stop. It looks like there is a lot more catalogue to go. Part two please.
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
2 years ago.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer3 жыл бұрын
4 years and at least 4 months ago.
@Levleup2 жыл бұрын
5 years ago
@flaminfetus Жыл бұрын
6 years ago
@DanLink90008 жыл бұрын
As I was watching this video, I got a notification from Dictionary.com that the word of day was "stickybeak."
@Lukethefox8 жыл бұрын
Some of these sound like Plasmids from Bioshock that are either useful or not.
@pifilixxiv31925 жыл бұрын
Well. Bioshock was based in the 50s, so no wonder they sound like plasmids
@_bisclavret8 жыл бұрын
I'm having flashbacks to the 'ol "wonderful sound, strange shape".
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
By Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.
@Space-Holiday8 жыл бұрын
If I ever find a Ellisdons catalogue in the future I will instinctively hear that voice Ashens puts on throughout this video while reading the item descriptions.
@TheStealthX8 жыл бұрын
Ashens, mate, you need to do more of this magazine. I'm counting on you, don't let me down tie-man.
@foxjasond8 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of reading Boy's Life magazine as a kid. In short it was the official Boy Scouts of America magazine. Every issue had a page exactly like this catalog. Keep in mind, I read this in the early to mid 90s. It was always the same things such as the whoopee cushion, lucky dice, and other crap like that. The only thing I always remember was this insane kit to turn a vacuum cleaner into a personal hovercraft. I would love to see if those things actually worked...
@Neceros8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing the voice everyone was hearing in our heads!
@jpsalis8 жыл бұрын
this is essentially the "how to be the 'home alone' kid" book.
@kingimpidimp70608 жыл бұрын
Ashens laugh gives me life
@holly-vg1iz8 жыл бұрын
Your laughter is contagious, man. I'm sitting in my room alone, laughing at the computer :'D
@mothcub8 жыл бұрын
WARTS, HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! SAY IT AGAIN
@smallwitchy8 жыл бұрын
Bloody 'el man.
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld5 жыл бұрын
Rub your warts gently in the moon's reflection in the dish. The moonlight may take them back to the moon.
@CLaw-tb5gg8 жыл бұрын
Basically a How To Be A Little Shit catalogue
@maxscardanelli61858 жыл бұрын
Charles Carr Basically yeah. xD!!!
@Caldella8 жыл бұрын
"Excellent fun! Piss off your friends! Get beaten by your enemies! Get the paddling of your life from your parents!"
@TheSmart-CasualGamer10 ай бұрын
The Just William Starter Kit.
@ThePlamzJoker8 жыл бұрын
We've come full circle! Soon Tim will even make a guest appearance on the channel, I can just see it happening!
@bullcrapmcgee10857 жыл бұрын
ThePlamzJoker YES!
@n0isyturtle8 жыл бұрын
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because last year Six had a torrid love affair with Four lasting for many months. Soon into the relationship Six and Four fell in love, but Six knew she could never leave Seven because she was afraid of his violent past. One cold Autumn night Six came home in tears and locked herself in the bathroom. By this time Seven was already drunk and pounded on the door demanding to be let in. Eventually Seven's rage took over and he kicked the door down with a powerful roundhouse to find Six standing there holding a positive pregnancy test. Seven knew he couldn't be the father because he was sterile from years of working at a nuclear plant. Seven saw red and flew into a whirlwind of fury beating upon Six with hammering blows. She screamed "FOUR, IT'S FOUR'S CHILD, PLEASE! PLEASE STOP!" Seven stared at Six in disbelief, "Four? That good for nothing Even aint even a Prime!" Seven stormed out of the bathroom and out the front door, grabbing his pistol off of the table on his way out. He floored it to the restaurant Four owned like a demon. Pulling up to Four's eatery, All You Can Eight, Seven threw open the door demanding to speak with him. A young girl named Decimal tried to cover for Four, but Seven spotted him trying to sneak out through the kitchen. Seven grabbed Four by the digit and pulled out his .38. Four begged "Please, I love her! Please, if you truly love her too you will let her go, please!" Without hesitation Seven pulled the trigger. The sound echoed throughout the restaurant like a thunder strike. Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then full panic, numbers running everywhere, stampeding over each other. Stomping over Four's lifeless body and in the panic Seven slipped out with the crowd and made his escape. Since that day Six has moved and changed her name but knows one day Seven will track her down and find her, and she lives in constant fear for her life and the life of her newborn son, Ten. And now you know why Six is afraid of Seven.
@DemonGames8 жыл бұрын
noisyturtle Oh.
@alejandrovegas75238 жыл бұрын
You win the Internet.
@jcraig64318 жыл бұрын
I screencapped this comment.
@scottscott81238 жыл бұрын
What the hell is this doing in a youtube comment section? IT BELONGS TO A MUSEUM!
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld8 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful.
@blob11908 жыл бұрын
This is honestly the funniest thing I've heard in years. I couldn't stop laughing. Just thank you for bringing this into my life.
@ozzaye75538 жыл бұрын
your the slice of comedy in my life! when I'm sad or angry I come here and I'm cheered up immediately
@totz_the_plaid96257 жыл бұрын
It's been a good while, so I ask again: PLEASE do more of this!
@Schizophrenia2228 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most English episode of Ashens yet
@Davrn8 жыл бұрын
Ur channel became my TV, can't miss a single video. Thx mate👍🏼
@aborted41963 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate!
8 жыл бұрын
Do more catalogues, ashens!
@TheDavidGBurns8 жыл бұрын
this was so much better than lootcrate episodes!
@rwaitwhat7 жыл бұрын
Igor Fróes I feel like there would be few as funny as this one
@emilyireland21988 жыл бұрын
OMG Ashens voice reading the catalog!! So good!! Could not stop laughing xD I SAY I SAY I SAY best vid by far xD plz make more!
@KingOfTheSoulSociety8 жыл бұрын
Ashen's Social Experiment rant was hilarious and spot on! (yes this is basically the same comment I made on the previous version)
@psycho_dog332 жыл бұрын
According to Urban Dictionary, a "sticky beak" is someone who sticks their nose in other people's business. Basically just someone who's nosy.
@DeathbatWhisperz8 жыл бұрын
Please do another video going through all of the products.. The hilarity of these videos are the best part of my day. ❤️ you are awesome Ashens!
@KakarotOwns7 жыл бұрын
These descriptions of the things are hilarious lol.
@ChristianMcAngus8 жыл бұрын
That Ellisdons catalog is all kinds of funny. But look at that Argoss catalog Ashens shows briefly at 0:39. 22 pounds, in 1986, for a cheap toy car with a dodgy transformation process? Good lord. No wonder every cartoon series back then had to have its own toy line.
@teenagebunny8 жыл бұрын
I fucking loved this, especially your old-timey narration and how much you cracked up
@juststeve15698 жыл бұрын
I watched a two minute ad for this. I know it's always worth it for an Ashens vid, but I would only do that for Ashens lol. Great vid btw.
@LeafShade8 жыл бұрын
"I very much doubt you're specifically interested in an exact catalog that my dad read, like 60 years ago" Oh how wrong you are.
@astrosteve8 жыл бұрын
Stickybeak! I looked it up a long time ago because there's a Monty Python sketch that uses the term "stuck up stickybeaks." It means an inquisitive person, one who always sticks their noses in other people's business.
@Nightenstaff8 жыл бұрын
This was far more enjoyable than it had any right being.
@WAQWBrentwood8 жыл бұрын
"Bronx Cheer" is an Americanism derived from the NYC borough of the same name.
@Gh0stClown8 жыл бұрын
I once went to a tea party that had no real food. Turns out it was just a front for an orgy.
@fishylogic2228 жыл бұрын
#relatable
@davidlewis17877 жыл бұрын
Hope you stayed
@RattPoison805 жыл бұрын
Same except it was the other way around
@therunawaykid65235 жыл бұрын
David Lewis of course he stayed 😉
@EddieHawkinsII4 жыл бұрын
Guessing there was a lot of teabagging, then?
@Morty-ug3ec4 жыл бұрын
Your voice overs are perfect 👌🏻 Thank you Stuart your videos make smile 😀
@nat96618 жыл бұрын
I would 100% have ashens read a book to me, not gonna lie.
@maxscardanelli61858 жыл бұрын
trash lord So would I man. With his naturally sarcastic and cynical comedic comments/add-ins of course. :P
@nat96618 жыл бұрын
Max Scardanelli Yess lol
@maxscardanelli61858 жыл бұрын
Samurai Shampoo Yes!!! xD!!!
@nat96618 жыл бұрын
Samurai Shampoo perfect
@prismstudios0016 жыл бұрын
Lovecraft, or maybe Green eggs and Ham.
@maxscardanelli61858 жыл бұрын
Awesome video as always Stuart!!! I was laughing my head through out the entire video. The face on the cover killed me... And haunted my dreams as I was trying to get to sleep and you uploaded this at 3AM!!! Damn you Ashens!!! xD!!!
@DOSRetroGamer8 жыл бұрын
this is gold. 1969? I thought this kind of 'novelties' was hip in the 40s or so.
@TheWizardGandy8 жыл бұрын
I think the catalogue is more entertaining than the products themselves.
@SlyPearTree8 жыл бұрын
I think this was the fastest 24 minutes 54 seconds of my life. I thought it had only been 3 or 4 minutes when it ended.
@joannegray51388 жыл бұрын
I remember after a family holiday to my grandparents' house some time in the 80s, my father cleared out his old bedroom and found some old comics (Eagle, I think?). The back page on each comic was crammed full of ads for schoolboy prank items and I read through each one, fascinated, during the long drive back to the North East. They were marketed as toys and novelties at pocket money prices.
@ChocolateMilkMonster8 жыл бұрын
I love this kinda thing, along with old news papers and Ads. There is something so weird about them.
@RyannonBarrNeo8 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the old catalog and magazine advertisements' choice of words. I often cannot read them without a good chuckle myself!
@evansn798 жыл бұрын
ashens psychology qualifications cause him to swell into inarticulate rage at the sight of improper investigative process.
@outsider3448 жыл бұрын
Best Ashens outro!
@shadoom8 жыл бұрын
thank you for the reupload ashens the other cinematic experience was too much for me
@sarahalarocheable8 жыл бұрын
I love listening to Ashen's crack up over these descriptions. His laughter is contagious!
@vaya-dragon19987 жыл бұрын
8:37 The children are dead. Why? Fire balloons. I see.
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
"Can you imagine anything more funny, than walking into a room with your TOES protruding?" ... i take it, the 60s where a pretty boring time?
@AdamantiumPC8 жыл бұрын
Flipping through the Argos catalogue circling things with a red pen was more fun than Christmas itself.
@maverickhistorian6488 Жыл бұрын
Christmas was always anticlimactic for me, even as a child.
@natgrant13648 жыл бұрын
Want Fire Balloons now. That is all.
@maxscardanelli61858 жыл бұрын
Nat Grant Awesome profile picture man!!! :D!!!
@waffle9117 жыл бұрын
I suspect they aren't suitable for children aged 3 or less. Naught to three sad onions.
@RattPoison805 жыл бұрын
You can make your own easily with like tissue paper or something. Just look it up
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
"An Excellent Profile Picture".
@scotty_blocks8 жыл бұрын
An excellent catalogue.
@tardisdisco8 жыл бұрын
I don't know how often you read the comments but I wanted to say that this was the highlight of my week. Me and my mom use to make fun of catalogs much like this. It was a good nostalgia moment for me and I hope to see more of the alike in the future.
@D3STRUKT0R998 жыл бұрын
i love the old timey trans-atlantic accent he puts on around 7 minutes in
@sawyerc40877 жыл бұрын
The way he said "What the fuck" while reading about the fire balloons cracks me up over and over
@roflcopterkklol8 жыл бұрын
Now i want ashens to review all of these items.
@mpoukanouka66228 жыл бұрын
I mentally read all the descriptions in Gilbert Gottfried's voice
@ThierryRocksTV8 жыл бұрын
The parrot from Aladdin
@deboxmojave65414 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH!
@megganchappel21968 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens! You should read the whole book! I always loved looking at the old practical jokes ads in old comics!
@BloodfelX8 жыл бұрын
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: Jump out a window and see if anyone cares enough to call an ambulance for you! ...Well that was dark. (Also, unnecessary disclaimer that this is a joke not an actual suggestion)
@BloodfelX8 жыл бұрын
Though I imagine people have thrown dressed mannequins out of windows for "Social Experiments" before.
@kumakisu8 жыл бұрын
thanks for re-uploading the stop motion video
@1973Washu8 жыл бұрын
They seem to of grossly overstated the amusement value of these novelties.
@BaggyMcPiper8 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting for something really racist.
@fortunateson60708 жыл бұрын
"Black Face Soap" didn't do it for you?
@BaggyMcPiper8 жыл бұрын
Casey Urquhart That's supposed to just make your face dirty, it has nothing to do with black people.
@emilyknight51798 жыл бұрын
Inkshooter at this time, it's usually sexist
@Gunnar_Konig8 жыл бұрын
They weren't wrong.
@NefariousElasticity8 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how many snowflakes got triggered over the sex detector thing.
@flashuser7776 жыл бұрын
I was born in '99 and I flipped through catalogs as a kid. The LEGO magazine is a big one, probably for everybody.
@Wario77935 жыл бұрын
Omigosh, this reminds me of the old ads in comic books from a company that was based in Florida (I think) called Smith Johnson. They sold the craziest joke items. I bought a few later on, I remember owning a plastic hammer that made the sound of shattering glass when smacked, and a toy toilet that spit water when you opened the lid lol As a kid, I ordered a plastic Frankenstein's monster poster with glowing eye (dots) and it was interesting, but not that scary.
@gui18bif4 жыл бұрын
These things always made me curious. Mum never let me buy any. Probably because I was reading 50s comics in the year 2000.
@operationwolf10575 жыл бұрын
That was so funny! Especially the part with the sticky beaks!
@sylvana3933 жыл бұрын
Was sorting my old comics, was nice to see all these outrageous adds again. At least the people who bought them received, something. Scammers now just take your money , and disappear.
@planetshadow8 жыл бұрын
My favorites were the KayBee and Playworld Toy catalogs and the "What you never knew existed and other items your cant live witout" mailers. :)
@PixelSprixie8 жыл бұрын
Wow, the descriptions of these items can only be said with an Estuary English accent, they are quite simply marvelous old chap :3
@VieVentar8 жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough I've heard of Ellisons before. Remember catching an antiques hunter type show once where they went into the Ellisons' store - the place has been running since the late 1800's and was still being run by the owners grandson or something like that.
@get-the-joke8 жыл бұрын
Or why not try a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties. (pause) Go on, go on.
@get-the-joke8 жыл бұрын
But all parties are naughty in the British parliament...
@thebatterandthewurst99848 жыл бұрын
Is this the left out punchline of the Monty Python skit?
@get-the-joke8 жыл бұрын
The Batter and the Wurst No, this one is made up by me. The actual punchline is: "Do you have a melting life jacket? It's for Rose Dewitt Bucater, fun when the ice breaks the party."
@thebatterandthewurst99848 жыл бұрын
Get the Joke! Oh yeah, this is much more... anachronstic.
@NefariousElasticity8 жыл бұрын
buzz killington over here with the sharp jokes
@ErinTurco218 жыл бұрын
Thank Christ that you re-uploaded this, the first one gave me a headache while watching
8 жыл бұрын
Sticky beaks are nosey people.
@RattPoison806 жыл бұрын
Pádraig Floyd I imagined a bird that's a thief
@richardbooth90458 жыл бұрын
Your vids are brilliant. I do not have a lot to laugh about at the moment and they give me a good belly laugh. It is good for me , thanks.
@Nico-rr5co8 жыл бұрын
And not one Fucking Inflatable Fucking Crown in the catalogue.
@HannahUK35957 жыл бұрын
I'm now going to end every phone conversation I have with "Have you got the message chum?"
@rlanger31084 жыл бұрын
Alright! Want some fucking novelties, do ya? Out of my non-Euclidean box? YOU FUCKING BETTAH!!!
@SpikeBender7 жыл бұрын
I love Ashens' rant about social experiments.
@QuickNETTech8 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are these prices? Like what the fuck is 1'9, 1'-, 10d, etc?
@minefilms11228 жыл бұрын
it wants you to pay with a stack of bills 1 foot 9 inches tall, obviously
@belstar11288 жыл бұрын
The uk had a very weird medival like money system they reformed it in the 1970s so it would be more similar to dollars.
@sholva68098 жыл бұрын
1 shilling 9 pence. 10d is 10 pence
@QuickNETTech8 жыл бұрын
Steven Chapman Thanks, I assume that the hyphen substitutes for zero, so 1'- would be 1.00.
@Pigeon__Man8 жыл бұрын
Not entirely, I just hunted around wikipedia to figure this out myself. A shilling wasn't equal to 100 pence so a decimal wouldn't really work, but you've got the right idea. The hyphen just meant it was an even shilling. It was 12d to a shilling, so it just had to be noted.
@bassenorberg12876 жыл бұрын
this was one of your best videos, really fun lisent to. Please do moree
@Gigidag778 жыл бұрын
*beep beep* *beep boop* *beeboop* "Hello!"
@KhanggiTanka8 жыл бұрын
hey a furry! How can i become a furry?
@BorkBorkDoggo8 жыл бұрын
There is a lengthy ritual, and you must be blessed by a shaman.
@NafanyaZX8 жыл бұрын
Tamahagane You can start by yiffing in hell.
@KrispyKrabby8 жыл бұрын
S U B S C R I B E F O R M O R E.
@Scrubdi8 жыл бұрын
Tamahagane You'd first have to be socially impaired(awkward) and abnormal
@22DOMINOES228 жыл бұрын
9:54 Unbelievably, I noticed "stickybeak" became today's word of the day on Dictionary.com (December 8) undoubtedly due to this video! Look at Stuart causing trends on the net of inters!
@Therealguymins8 жыл бұрын
Did Tim of Grand Illusions give you this
@stevenbirch8 жыл бұрын
Ah, you also noticed the Ellisdons products on Tim's KZbin intro video titles?
@Therealguymins8 жыл бұрын
Steven Birch I watched like every single one of his videos, too, and he does mention them in a few, as well as show the covers of some. But yes, I did.
@musmodtos8 жыл бұрын
Therealguymins Water from the Nile.
@Therealguymins8 жыл бұрын
Andrew Benham I want one of those things
@turdl384 жыл бұрын
4 years later and I still want another video or 2 from this catalogue