Turbo - The Board Game | Guru Larry & Ashens

[@the_soup2284]

Turbo: the game where you can come third place out of two.

[@wolfyboy]

the grey cars are actually ONE and THE SAME one! he tried to go backwards out of the ice, and broke reality, and is now split into MANY different entities! ALL standing COMPLETELY still, but for HIM he has been racing ALL the different places at once, for MILLENNIA!

[@yoymate6316]

it’s being driven by Dr W. D. Gaster

[@aldmi1328]

This video is always a pick me up when I’m feeling rubbish. The whole ice field has me in stitches

[@kip258]

"This is no good because gravity is pulling the spinners" *"Try holding it over the ice field."* 🤣

[@PULTOST007]

God, I return back to this video once in a while. It's just so unbelievably good.

[@chipthiefUwU]

Larry's laugh is life-affirming. I love to watch this video once every couple of months or so.

[@kip258]

I love how they ramble on about the freaking ice field for like 20 minutes!

[@WeirdWonderful]

@@kip258 To be fair, so do the rules !

[@xvalley8512]

26:31 "Also I am suddenly Russian for some reason." My guess would be that in the Ice Field, your nationality changes every 12 seconds.

[@petarmilisavljevic1903]

Okii

[@VisionThing]

X Valley I don't get the joke.

[@Foodhat]

The shape of the track looks remarkably similar to E.T. in the atari 2600 game.

[@taffleberry]

cannot be unseen...

[@aborted4196]

Lmao

[@BeaverIAB]

This is easily one of my favourite Ashens videos. The board game videos are always top tier but this is far and beyond any of the others because of that fucking ice field.

[@WeirdWonderful]

I have kept coming back to this video periodically since 2012.

[@15-Peter-20]

@@WeirdWonderful some may say sporadically.

[@sharona1981]

I was feeling really depressed so went and rewatched this, and I'm so glad I did. Something genuinely lovely about watching two mates trying to play a board game and have a laugh. Also, Larry's laugh is a thing of beauty. ❤️

[@VileOnyx]

21:54 "porno hard but I can't leave backwards too far consume" Oh google transcript, how I love you.

[@ecolone]

VileOnyx "Oh how you can move anyway Hong Kong 3 move me back."

[@imergashi7249]

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[@KatieKat223]

"The victory is declared to the NHS" I chose the wrong time to take a drink.

[@SpikesSoRandom]

Considering the circumstances at the moment, lets hope so

[@Eden-Valentine]

Still the same 5 years later

[@Disthron]

I played a racing board game a few years ago. I think each player had a peg board that was their "gear shift" and that's what determined how many spaces they went. If I remember correctly, the corner lanes had gear markers and if your current gear was higher than the lane you were traveling on you had to move diagonally away from the inside curve. If that meant you would go off the track you would carsh. It was pretty cool.

[@Patrick-Phelan]

In case you've spent the entire year since wondering what that game could be, I think it's probably Formula D.

[@lampini]

One day, an ambulance believed he could race in the big leagues. After working hard and qualifying for the race he eventually came in second.

[@JayfeatherFan1000]

Person 1: Sir, what about physics? Your plans defy every law of physics! Person 2: Physics? Where we're going... We don't need physics! Person 3: Oh God... You don't mean... Person 1: What? What's going on? Person 3: YOU MADMAN! Person 2: We're going... TO THE SLIGHTLY FROZEN OVER LAKE! Person 3: DO YOU WANT TO GET US ALL KILLED YOU MONSTER?! Person 1: What's so bad about ice?! Person 3: DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU NITWIT?! PHYSICS STOPS ON ICE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! Person 2: YOU'LL COME AND YOU'LL LIKE IT! Person 3: I'LL GO AND I'LL IMMEDIATELY BE RIPPED TO SHREDS BY CROSSING FROM REALITY INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!

[@brendacolon2093]

I'm Too Lazy For A Proper Name

[@richardsibley9164]

I'm Too Lazy For A Proper Name a

[@GeneSavage]

"Issac Newton is spinning in his grave... 'cause it's made out of ice." XD

[@MoffMuppet]

I imagine the ambulance stopping just before the Ice Field, waiting for the racers to stop sliding about, and when they are starting to get through it he just floors it and breezes through, finishing the lap before Stuart.

[@Steets]

In the Ice Field, any and all laws of reality are suspended.

[@adammullarkey4996]

Question: Why can the grey cars not move on the ice field? Surely the warped physics there would allow them to move, despite their being glued to the track?

[@gaz9411]

Larry earnestly suggesting to hold the spinners over the ice field to counteract gravity caught me completely off guard and made me burst out laughing. He just starts saying it like its going to be a perfectly reasonable suggestion, and you can hear Stewart go quiet to listen to him before he realises he's talking shite

[@matthay2192]

10:54 Such an infectious laugh, I can't stop! ;)

[@darkpwnu9189]

Only these guys can get you to watch 2 adults play a board game for 30 minutes

[@1981troyboy]

+David Yashayev BEER AND BOARD GAMES...

[@JonatasAdoM]

Don't forget that half the video are only the instructions; The best part!

[@Boogie_the_cat]

​@Wayne Herby OMG. Worst bit. I click on the video because it says PLAYING a board game. If I wanted to laff at instructions I'd go to IKEA

[@Boogie_the_cat]

​@@JonatasAdoM yeah, just say what another commenter said six years before you did. That's clever and original. I'm going to write the same thing, then people will think I said it first if they're not paying attention, and then I'll be cool.

[@15-Peter-20]

@@Boogie_the_cat wow you're cool

[@Veezyjung]

I know why the ambulance is driving so well, Sabine Schmitz is at the wheel. Also while in the ice field your movement can only be expressed as an irrational number.

[@kruddthebarbarian6169]

Larry has the most contagious laugh ever.

[@SuperCMeekins]

this is still one of my favourite video

[@BlasterTheGuineapig]

Hey, I gotta go call the cops on you. This game is for 7-14 years old, and you are over the age of 14. Thus making this video illegal. Just kidding, another great video guys!

[@dantheman7495]

Lol!

[@WeirdWonderful]

Fool, by passing through the ice field, they have become - 247 years old and both genetically identical to George Washington Carver.

[@genericsaltykid7819]

BlasterTheGuineapig if this was a game on the wii u I would've made a WII U WII U joke

[@mauriceh7558]

you forgot that you can play this game if you have the mental age of a 7-14 yr old

[@VisionThing]

BlasterTheGuineapig Thanks for saying you were kidding, so we know you didn't report them.

[@TomTom-rw9pe]

I had to come back and remind myself about the rules of the ice field :D

[@AltimeterAlligator]

So Turbo's creators took a simple route, and let players determine physics for each other, to create the most unforgiving system possible while appearing to write fair rules. That's incredible.

[@captainmappy3959]

That intro music has got to be the best thing I've heard all day.

[@chib1]

"You came in 3rd out of two and your age can only be expressed by an equation."

[@pixiepianoplayer114]

"Turbo Ice Field" sounds like a Brian Eno track

[@AGregtothePast]

Oh man. I absolutely loved the ice field rules reading part, and the whole bit about the ambulance winning. Great stuff. Very funny!

[@otaking3582]

Insert obligatory Street Fighter II, Jingle All the Way, Super Sentai, Power Rangers, PC Engine, and Wreck-It Ralph jokes.

[@JoeP1934]

This video is now 11 years old and still absolutely hilarious

[@AngryPapaSmurf]

Ahhh when Ashens had hair and Larry was rotund.

[@khaymenbrock645]

In North Carolina, you can plow a field with an Asian Elephant, but not an African Elephant.

[@rk9island]

Wait... Really? Shit I need to get rid of my farm elephants then.

[@jackreoh]

lol

[@AgentTasmania]

London cabs are still technically required to keep a bale of hay and bag of oats on board. A holdover from early animal rights legislature.

[@khaymenbrock645]

That's super interesting.

[@timmythex9684]

I don't know what it is but I enjoy watching grown men play board games and chat for half an hour. Just me? Ok...

[@mmorpg2248]

I fucking love Larry's laugh.

[@andrewhunt7328]

Ashens and Larry. Love you two. Could you play Monopoly? Would be hilarious.

[@Larry]

Hasbro sent us a new edition of Monopoly recently funilly enough, so it may be on the cards sometime!!!

[@andrewhunt7328]

First youtuber to respond to me. Thanks Larry I look forward to it in the future. :)

[@Larry]

Andrew Hunt No worries matey :D We filmed a few more board game videos a few weeks ago, so they should be going up soon!

[@davesayswords]

***** I hope that is soon. I watched this for the eighth time since I first found it and I still lose it whenever you bring up Schrodinger. The banter is extraordinary. Dave J.

[@Larry]

davesayswords Lol, thanks dude! Did you ever watch the other board game videos? But we've filmed a couple more a few weeks ago and should be recording some more in the near future!

[@rtsmiles11]

I am a recent subscriber and have recently been a bit low as I have lost a loved relative but watching this has brightened my day especially with Larry's newton joke this channel is amazing

[@Larry]

Sorry to hear the terrible news dude, but so glad we gave you a chuckle :D

[@derpytw]

The fourth dimension isnt time, i was so blind, it was ICE

[@landoflogic107]

Crazily enough, the art of the driver on the board is actually modeled off of American IndyCar driver Bobby Unser who had won the Indy 500 the year the arcade game came out.

[@hireotrey]

oh look simon pegg and nick frost

[@2x4noah]

This is still my favorite video ever.

[@daniwhite8692]

this has got to be the best episode you have ever done!

[@bensotheran5280]

I want these two to make more videos together they're hilarious!

[@Knuxfan24]

Ashens mentioned Big Rigs... Oh lordy.

[@legomario524]

[meanwhile in the turbo hospital] "Where have you been?! 911 was called last month" "sorry ice field got us caught up"

[@yobaseen21]

10:54 Larry i'm crying with laughter at your laugh.

[@Larry]

Lol, thanks :D

[@DanTheCaptain]

***** Ya I love you laugh. XD

[@Larry]

Daniel K :D

[@sirquifilous6276]

The fact youtube actually labeled the game as Turbo, shows how close it is to the game.

[@WinterSteele]

You guy are hilarious. I'd love to listen to a Podcast of you two just shooting the breeze, lol

[@Larry]

That's something we've been talking about for a while now!!!

[@Larry]

***** Nice! I'll have to have a word with Stuart about it, but we'll doing a load more board game videos in the mean time if that's of any interest to you too?

[@Larry]

***** lol, anything in particular that made you laugh? :D Oh, and did you see the Donkey Kong one? Be we've got a couple being edited ATM, and should be filming some more in a few weeks!

[@PowerChordEPS]

***** Oh God the Ice Field, the Eldritch Location of the 80s arcade board game realm.

[@Larry]

***** Lol, well we got something coming up in a few days, so watch this space :D

[@Nicolai0Nerland]

Larry's laughter sounds like he's almost dying! xD Jolly good, chap!

[@theslvrbullt]

Never heard of the fish thing, but I do know it's illegal to sleep on a refrigerator outside in Pittsburgh.

[@connorcuddy]

These two are the funniest people alive! Besides me of course...

[@Razzlewolfflight]

This game is like a test in reading comprehension and patience. How on earth do you play this?

[@JoLiKMC]

Jeezy Creezy, this game is just _too much_! I almost shot my drink out my nose from laughing so hard at the ice field explanation! XD

[@charlesajones77]

I had this game. Not really a whole lot to it. I did enjoy how all semblance of physics and realism go straight out the window during the ice section. The ambulance made a little bit more sense in the arcade game, since it wasn't a closed track. True to ambulance behavior, it would come up behind you and make no attempt to avoid hitting you. I forgot you could move the opponents cars.

[@zzyxyz000062]

"There is no escape from the ice field!" Sounds like it's an RPG board game rather than F1.

[@emuunlim]

Ashens and larry are a great duo, really enjoyed this review.

[@johnclavis]

Nice of them to add to the atmosphere by dubbing in the motor sound in the background for the whole video.

[@aaronfaulkes]

Shut the fuck up

[@jordanbond2800]

+John Clavis Omfg... Lololol

[@johngalbuni3338]

+aaron faulkes im sure it wasnt an insult

[@RealistReviewer]

Always good to see these two gems together.

[@whiteboardmagic5882]

Remember, never move the car backwards out of the ice field, or reality will snap back to normal and your car will implode due to the proportions of the ice fields altered reality being inverse to our own. -This has been a public service announcement.

[@teeman9266]

In Alabama, you cannot wear fake mustaches in churches...

[@scatlinksean]

This game has the craziest rules ever, and 1/3 of the video are just rules!

[@JakeMcaulay]

god i love these vids this one just captures that day when you and your mates get the giggles

[@Jackdixon16]

lary's nazgul impression at 10:54

[@SirLankselotYT]

I can't stop staring at Larry's man fupa

[@sionnaich8340]

I like Guru Larry's laugh. "HHHHHAAAHHHAHHAHAH!"

[@non-alphagamer3618]

Watching two people read game instructions. I need to find more of these videos.

[@Sam-kx7jc]

I'd like to see ashens play cards against humanity!

[@italianbubble]

Wow thank you guys! You've brought back some memories for me. Not the board game but the arcade game itself. I was just talking about this game the other day to my cousin but couldn't remember the name of the game.

[@milokiss8276]

About the whole law thing, it's because it would be beastiality if it was live, and necrophelia if it was human, and we don't have any laws on necrophelic beastiality.

[@bertramfellow7271]

Jeffery-James Lane Some states do. I don't know if there are any federal regulations regarding this kind of thing, but it varies from state to state. In pretty much every state, both acts are illegal, as they should be, and I heard a news story once wherein a very bad man was arrested for doing both at once. Don't remember what state it was though.

[@Jman37X]

One of my favorite videos so far!

[@andrewholdaway813]

I call foul ashen, you moved your opponents vehicle before your own!

[@professorpenne9962]

13:07 still gets me

[@procksomaterman]

what is the song at the beginning?

[@bruhbbawallace]

I actually have a much better executed version of this game with NASCAR instead of Formula 1 called Race Day. It's sort of a TCG, with different drivers to collect and cars to build, and the gameplay is highly detailed, with the playmats being real tracks, various situations resulting in rolling for stat checks, and the ability to damage/total your car or run out of fuel. It's rather slow for a board game sometimes, but the attention to detail is fantastic.

[@MarcZERO1980]

What's the music at the beginning? Shazam gives no matches.

[@pierseden3577]

Same here, It's such a banger and I must know.

[@PinkeySherbet]

Does anyone else find it kind of entertaining to hear Ashens laugh really hard? He hardly laughs on his reviews and it's slightly disorienting but amazing at the same time.

[@4x4Crawlr]

In Wyoming, if you ride your horse to school, the principal is required to care for it.

[@Trusteft]

I remember playing this game or a similar version when I was a kid in the early 80's (before I got a computer). I don't think I liked it much, but now that i watch you two play it, I like it.

[@helo2803]

Everybody's gone to the ice field

[@NS222]

omg this was my favourite boardgame when I were younger! I still have it. :O I painted all the normal cars so they had the real F1 liveries lol. So I had different teams and I held all the F1 grand prix in this game lol. I made a notebook where I posted the results of my different teams. Damn those were the days lol.

[@stagpie6449]

TURBO TASTIC!

[@estradaalfred62]

i love ashens videos i wait all day for them

[@thespoon94]

PLEASE TELL ME THE FUCKING NAME OF THE GODDAMN OPENING TUNE! I've checked the comments about once a month for 2 years to try and establish it's name/location so I may revel in its sweet early 1980's synth melodies - Stuart, Larry or Ashens fans please prevent my insanity from taking me to the ice field

[@KamakazeTaco]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@Sarmathal]

+KamakazeTaco Sandstorm Twat

[@thespoon94]

+just a cat Mr Cat, I cannot seem to locate this chain, is there finally an end to my age old quest? Is there definite confirmation as to the title track?

[@thespoon94]

+just a cat there is a chain from 4 months ago, but mere trolls have responded with duds

This video was hilarious. Especially the parts where Ashens and the other guy couldn't continue because of laughter.

[@hypersonic1231]

your not going turbo on me are you

[@nobel11]

turbotastic

[@Snotnarok]

@LarryBundyJr I think the length of the video adds to it the comedy and confusion while you guys scratch your heads bewildered at the instructions for said game. Like the ice part of the track where physics and game balance go out the window. It really does emphasizes just how ridiculous the game is. I mean you guys playing is funny too but the instructions, seriously they've been pretty bonkers.

[@lilmisscutie871]

I really dig Larry :3

[@PlatinumCRuX]

Larry's laugh is so contagious xD

[@wafle14]

Guru Larry keeps saying the static cars are blue but they look white to me....

[@officialmashitup]

Ah man, thank you both! Was depressed as f*ck last night but this video is just about the funniest thing I've seen in about 3 months!

[@mgunter]

Boris Johnson joke in 2012. Little did Stewart know that Boris would lead the country in 7 years.

[@MuchWhittering]

"Lead" is a bit of a stretch.

[@superlink44]

@@MuchWhitteringStretch is a good way to put it. The budget, the increase in poverty, his own waist line stretch describes him well

[@daniel.holbrook]

the fucking Ice Field is the stuff of legends oh my god

[@lynchlychfeld]

Anyone complaining about them talking too much is just sad because they have no friends to talk to, nor have they ever. :(

[@lynchlychfeld]

gr8 b8 m8 8 outta 8

[@lynchlychfeld]

Round 2: Great attempt. Please try harder.

[@Sergeantmajormario]

They lost their friends in the Ice Field

[@700milesthatway]

You and Larry need to do more of these

[@organomercury1897]

1/3 of the video is the rules. good god

[@karlandersson4350]

+Kaleb Larsen Without rules there would just be CHAOS!

[@datsnek]

If we didn't learn that ice field would break the universe or something....

[@PayasYouListen]

The players would genuinely race round the track and risk damage to go faster round the corners. You could also make pit stops to reset your brake and tyre damage. My parents still have it in the box room. It was fun as far as "racing" board games go.

[@fuyingbro]

3rd place out of 2 players LOL