Fake Buffy & Wrestling Figures Review | Ashens

[@seanwilkinson3975]

"Good God, look at the spindly legs on this thing!" *::insert Kevin Nash joke here::*

[@owenoakley8596]

Why not a Vince or Sid joke.

[@Quattro79]

He must tear both his quads alot and the first figure in the world wrestling champion set looks like ken shamrock

[@TVindustries5000]

+Sean Wilkinson "LOOK AT THE ADJECTIVE! Tear! we're not here to tear qua-! AHHHH"

[@Quattro79]

his leg must snap in half after jumping about for about five feet

[@thebigstonicfonic]

Ashens is a great reviewer , using comedy, info and more to make it more exciting

[@chasecolbert1432]

Wolf Marine He's my second, my favorite is OfficialNerdCubed. He does games, it's brilliant.

[@Nitro_Blitzen]

Philbob Yolo DAN HARDCASTLE SHALL RULE US ALL ONE FUCK UP AT A TIME!

[@chasecolbert1432]

***** Vote LAN party. All hail lord Hardcastle!

[@BaggyMcPiper]

And he reviews weird, interesting things, instead of video games like every other Internet reviewer.

[@liamwiltshire3400]

5 years later, and this comment still couldn’t be more true

[@seanwilkinson3975]

"Not a great figure, all brittle and nasty." *:: insert Kevin Nash joke here::*

[@justjuana1508]

Pooooooooooooooooooooppp

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Who?

[@JeddtheJedi]

Oddly enough, I really want that Buffy figure to use as a base figure for action figure customisation.

[@AI_and_I_Lyrics]

Is that what they call it these days huh?

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@AI_and_I_Lyricsyes

[@CurtisAlfeld]

Was that fake Buffy figure designed by Rob Liefeld?

[@weeseet]

Nah, not enough pouches or asymmetrical shoulder guards.

[@pferreira1983]

+CurtisAlfeld They didn't even get her proportions right. Sarah Michelle Gellar's bust isn't that big or big at all.

[@tbb033]

"Nah, not enough pouches or asymmetrical shoulder guards." ALso, she has feet you can see

[@Scourge88Monastik14]

She's big tho

[@Scourge88Monastik14]

And ugly

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

As soon as he said she had fire drawn on her crotch my mind went right to the "Robot Chicken" sketch she did where she was appearing as herself in a Japanese ad for a yeast infection product. Not a good match but, for some reason, my mind went there. :)

[@Formoka]

Cutie Honey would have made a great line of action figures, as she changed powers and skill sets with each different disguise. She was cool, funny, chipper, and good hearted. Yeah, the show was fanservice, but it was still awesome. I would have loved it as a young girl and I do love it now.

[@Theotherevil21]

Anybody notice that Tank's gun was a pulse rifle from Aliens.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

Ratbat150 oh man LOL didnt notice that til u said so

[@RondoOfBloodX]

{ saturn's rings } Well I mean it DOES take place in the future.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Phased 40kW range?

[@Sergeant.hendrix]

Ratbat150 I was just gonna comment that

[@dartfast]

The Cutie Honey Buffy figure has weapons from the toxic avenger action figure line! Those scoundrels

[@ryandevan2793]

That’s weird!

[@THEAC83]

By far the greatest reviewer on KZbin!! Always look forward to watching your latest videos!!

[@presleydejean4638]

For a second I thought the Buffy figure was topless I was like"Oh my god can you show this Ashens?"

[@randomboy438]

That first fake wrestler you looked at had an uncanny resemblance to Sylvester Stallone.

[@pferreira1983]

+randomboy438 I couldn't stop laughing when he made the Sloth reference. It looks just like him.

[@tamasversitz1250]

13:33 The figure with the long hair looks like Weird Al Yankovic. XD

[@EvilEnjar]

Tamás Versitz that's what I thought too

[@WTFHwrestling]

Weird Al head knockoff Sting body.

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

You even mentioned the Buffy action figures once. Thank you for actually finding and reviewing these!

[@Monkeymosh]

Blows that my mind that you like Firefly but can't appreciate Buffy...

[@SaraJohnstone91]

He thinks Buffy is too "girly"......

[@malcomhelainey6880]

What a madman

[@thomasjenkins7506]

ashens is clearly a bigger fan of sci-fi than vampires and the occult, so it makes perfect sense.

[@Monkeymosh]

Thomas Jenkins he shares a lot of things I like, and he's a smart guy, so I was shocked to hear him dismiss Buffy as "very girly"

[@eiaboca1]

@@Monkeymosh tho I disagree that it is "girly," I don't get being very dismissive of anything girl

[@lynchlychfeld]

You know as a kid when I was into wrestling I was always mad because the proper licensed championship belts broke all the time and i wasn't spending my money on an accessory pack or anything... so I had cut belts out of some cardboard comic backings and attached the gold pieces with glue. They fit better. But these figures here actually serve a nice purpose. Buy them for your kids. Destroy the packaging and figures. And give them the championship belts for use with their own decent licensed figures. Don't tell them where you got them though it'll ruin it for them.

[@seanwilkinson3975]

I'm not into wrestling like I once was, but I will always love championship belts and their designs. Size doesn't matter; I dig the tiny replicas as much as the full-sized ones. I don't have any figures, but I just might get a dollar store cheapo figure, repaint it to resemble, I dunno...and then make a batch of belts for it like you did. Sorta like Ultimo Dragon or Jushin Light with the J-Crown octuple championship and its eight separate straps. Or Lance Storm or Chris Jericho with their respective WWE and WCW Triple Crowns. (I loved Storm pasting his own Canadian stickers on the US, Cruiserweight, and Hardcore titles. The "100 Kilograms and Under" and "Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title" labels were brilliant.)

[@CuddlestheDalek]

Is it just me or does Tank have a Colonial Marine Pulse Rifle?

[@loganpalmer7132]

Nope not just you xD

[@isaacbailey3681]

Buffy used a rocket launcher once. That would have been the _perfect_ accessory! Funtastic probably has loads of rocket launcher molds, and even if they did want to bother making sure the accessories fit, they probably have one that does! This is just a wasted opportunity!

[@Larry]

Looks like Danger Girl figures from the 90s

[@renbelmont]

Larry why are you watching ashens videos from 2011

[@professoryakkington9691]

ToasterRabbit Because it's Ashens. Duh!

[@pferreira1983]

+Alex & Toast Maybe he's catching up like us.

[@owlxprss3688]

+Elf Monster MUST RESIST URGE FOR JONTRON JOKE HHHHHHH

[@professoryakkington9691]

Wilson Higgsbury Welcome! It's Elf's World

[@Arwingpilot]

I seriously don't understand HOW you can keep a straight face, making these videos! The scene with the 10 wrestling figures made me almost wet myself from laughing too much! I can STILL hardly breathe!

[@Horzuhammer]

I've seen that crab claw before. I had a Street Sharks knockoff -figure in the mid-nineties and he had one. Ocean Warriors it was called, very nice figures actually, even the crab thingy was painted. No idea how I remembered that. Edit: Now that I look at that flamethrower, yeah, I had two of those figures, and the other one had that..

[@VMIFerrari]

16:13 Interesting that Kenner's "Aliens" figures from the early 1990s didn't come with any M-41A pulse rifles (except the very rare Vasquez figure) and yet the cheap S.T.O.P. vs. S.C.U.M. toy has one...

[@LadyDragonsblood]

Actually, Buffy did use a flame thrower once, and a weapon like the axe thing.... to kill some ancient demon.

[@Darkaic]

Firefly - "One of the greatest things in the history of the world." Officially my favourite reviewing moment.

[@jugglingembalmer]

Nooooooo! You've ruined their collector's value by tearing them open!

[@licemeat]

I've have been subscribed for a while and I'm just now realizing you are one of the funniest people on youtube. Ever since I watched some of those poundland episodes I've been getting tears laughing so hard.

[@thatweirdgreenparrot7715]

Ashens, you have a great style of humor, realy.. You can easily work in top gear........ sorry for my english

[@RXBSXBEY-hh8hn]

Ah yes.... The most accurate wrestling figures ever made

[@MattHolbaev]

12:30 I need a minute here (Turns around and begins giggling as quietly as he can)

[@MattHolbaev]

I just watched the rest at literally peed my pants

[@MattHolbaev]

***** Another three people that liked the post care. Why so rude?

[@MattHolbaev]

***** Don't joke about autism.

[@user-dk9gz2xk9n]

***** I think the avatar gives that away pretty much instantly

[@MattHolbaev]

I don't have Autism, but I have friends that have it. There's no reason to joke about it. Also, if you think you're affecting me, you're wrong, How many times do you think i've been told this? Anti-Brony comments do not offend me at all. Keep going if you want, it's entertaining.

[@DoctorKandosii]

I once had a dream that Noseybonk and Buffy had an epic battle. Then I woke up. I now live with the pain each day that nothing will ever be as epic as that dream.

[@devinderevage6304]

I feel STOP vs SCUM is just the action figure series of the game Brink. Similar story , same quality.

[@rachelroe5819]

I've got a theory that these things are always sticky because the rubbery plastic sweats like old dynamite. You need to add copious amounts of clay or sawdust to stabilize the horrible.

[@favoritemustard3542]

_Stabilize The Horrible_ should be the 11th Commandment

[@TheLastRaven6]

PLOT TWIST! ***** Was the man who tore off that wrestlers face, he did it because the real face was to horrifying to look at.

[@scotty_blocks]

TheLastRaven6 Kevin Nash, the man who helped kill WCW by pushing himself and his buddies over up and coming talent.

[@TechyBen]

You have to review the mouse. It's like every shop assistants nightmare! The Boss: "I've bought a load of these cheap, can you sell them?"

[@demure4398]

Those wrestlers look like a 12 yr old's Ark Survival Evolved character

[@Evayasi]

Too true.

[@pantheonvideo]

I love how ubiquitous the mohawk and goggles guy is in the realm of cheapo wrestling figures.

[@wackykirbyrocks]

9:20 looks like a bad face scan of mr. McMahon.

[@DTS__]

I live for ashens...ends my week amazingly

[@paulspydar]

The Wrestler with the facial hair is a "Ballchinian"

[@Joebro5000]

I died when you said "This is what happens when you get punched in the face too may times.... with a steamroller"

[@TheLeadingCat]

I think there is another explanation to why that bootleg Buffy figure was all sticky... Someone must have sneezed on it.

[@TheLeadingCat]

Like what? Someone spilled honey all over it? o.o That's the worst!!!

[@RobertBrownieJr]

i had the shittest day at work today, literally everything went wrong. just one of those days. but watching this, you cheered me up to no end :) thanks stuart

[@AniW2x4]

The weapons from that first Buffy figure I'm pretty sure are knocked off of some Mighty Morphin Power Rangers weapons.

[@johnromero1029]

5:39 Canesten, get's rid of those burning itches.

[@mgvillanmp478]

Hilarious!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!thumbs up!!!!

[@TheEvilpossum]

The lobster claw looks a bit like an accessory that cane w/ Fugitoid in the original tmnt line. The bone weapon looks like something from Existenz, one of the few movies I've started watching but didn't finish.

[@LeviathanRX]

Huge beefy arms and spindley legs? Sounds like John Cena to me

[@r3v4n21]

How can you be sure if you cant see John Cena ?

[@LeviathanRX]

I can't see him but I can hear the trumpets.

[@smb-c3po]

John Cena is secretly unknowingly gay.

[@TheFlipsta97]

LeviathanRX Doesn't he have a 600lbs squat. He was on super training with mark Bell I belive.

[@midwestspleeno]

My god, Ashens referenced anime, i love you even more now :D

[@DemonicAkumi]

S.T.O.P. vs S.C.U.M. starring T.A.N.K. (True American Native Killer)

[@Evayasi]

Stop. Trying to. Overun. Philadelphia. Vs self. Communication and. United. Mexicans

[@Slowrider8]

I always end up crying of laughter after every one of Ashens's videos

[@TheLeadingCat]

Also 8:15 this guys basically fought against Dio, then.

[@mewthebestt1751]

Raph 1o1 Road Roller Da?

[@ChibiWes101]

Anyone else smile when they noticed the gun the STOP figure was holding is the Oulse Rifle from Aliens?

[@StarrNOM]

I didn't notice the figure was wearing a shirt until it was pointed out. Nonetheless, I'm glad it is.

[@Doperooni]

I thought it was topless too. I just assumed it was a French variant.

[@meltiiii]

If I'm not mistaken, the weapons from the first two Power Slayer figures were yoinked from some of the original Power Ranger toys (the "flamethrower" coming from the hammerhead shark baddie if I remember correctly...).

[@MsTerkup]

I wish I could see those fake Witchblade figures.

[@Nargacuga14]

has anyone noticed the alien rifle in the stop vs scum action figures?

[@MeenyMcSweeny]

She may be a power slayer, but is she also a sour player?

[@pictureframe1]

Firefly is probably the single greatest show of all time to never get a second season.

[@brendenesguerra1354]

18:10 That Really Was a Stupid Concept!

[@ryandevan2793]

Looks fucking cool though!

[@howiekappowie8131]

I had so many cheap wrestling figures. Some of these you featured were so familiar.

[@greenanubis]

I went off to watch intro of Buffy series again. Very guitary indeed.

[@ChadMojito]

NA NANANA NA NANANA

[@glorimona]

Thanks for making me feel better Ashens, my mom was just in a wreck :(

[@garyleahy2683]

The mold of that second championship is stolen from jakks paciffics wwf tag team championship!

[@dylfromthe6]

They both are, seem to be good quality too, might even be stolen or just really good rip offs

[@professoryakkington9691]

4:44 hahaha! That's the best story I've ever heard in the history of everything. Good god I can't stop laughing haha

[@eiaboca1]

Aw I'm sad Ashens doesn't get Buffy.

[@Silver-rx1mh]

You and me both. :(

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Makes three of us.

[@RegenTonnenEnte]

What's there to get?

[@Themaniacnextdoor]

Those power slayer toys make me wonder who decided they were kids toys.

[@dyr234]

you need to find one of those dragon ball Z knock off figures and make a video of it.

[@skeiskirkrigth113]

Did anyone else see that MR.FaceCutOff had the official WWE World Heavyweight Championship Belt?

[@doncheeto1]

buffcrab in the backround

[@SupergamerPro-st9ms]

When there's a settlement that needs your help Thats A Sofa Bitch

[@ILolAtYourDemise]

That was the most accurate description of Buffy i have ever heard.

[@PiratesRose9098]

"Cheyenne" is pronounced like "Shy Anne" not "Che In"... at least in my neck of the woods

[@seanwilkinson3975]

Yeah, "Cheyenne" ("Shy Ann" lives there) tripped him up big-time. Reminds me of hearing an Australian in a US Tex-Mex place asking what a "fa-JOY-ta" was. He also fudged "macramé" as "ma-CRAM-uh", when it's pronounced to rhyme with the "Velvet Fog" crooner, Mel Tormé. MACK-ra-may. His voice and wit are exceedingly keen, so when he mispronounces something, it feels like someone magically bypassed my skull and smacked my brain with a cast-

[@seanwilkinson3975]

Sean Wilkinson -iron skillet. See? It's so unlike him to mutilate a word that it leaves me shaken up for a while...

[@ZPM7]

"This is what happens when you get punched in the face too many times... by a steamroller."

[@corvus1970]

If Buffy was the most girly thing you ever watched, then be sure to never, EVER watch CHARMED, or LOST GIRL.

[@EddieHawkinsII]

11:50 - It’s a figure of LG from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!

[@ChickenOfAwesome]

Ashens is a Firefly fan :D I knew it! All the best people are :p

[@MegaAstroFan18]

*slap again* the scripts to Doctor Who these days are as good as they always were. I accept your apology.

[@trentonmorgan9926]

tank has a a avp pulse rifle

[@zombie769]

IKR I SAW THAT TO XD

[@wolfyboy]

"my god! the killer has struck again, maybe I am next!" i lost it! XD and the next one is EVEN funnier! XD lol

[@hockeyking9963]

The knock off wrestlers are still better then Roman Reigns

[@ethanlucas5302]

Hockeyking99 true dat

[@blackmoss5340]

The last batch of wrestlers most certainly included Phil Anselmo

[@stumbling]

Biffy the Vampire Slugger.

[@arbremedia]

oh man, You made my day, with this episode ;D

[@johnromero1029]

5:29 You don't meet many women, do you. That's definitely not a dress, she's wearing.

[@S.Stamper1]

The yellow shirt is so pale, I thought she was topless. I love your videos!

[@Knucells]

So glad that Ashen's thinks Buffy was girly. My boyfriend was having a marathon day watching the series, and I was adamant it was a chick program.

[@leviadragon99]

For my money, it did a decent job actually appealing to both genders, as my whole family rather enjoyed it back in the day,

[@pferreira1983]

+Knucells It's a bit overrated.

[@kimtaro9575]

I think the lobster claw is supposed to be the scythe she had later in the show, and the laser rifle thing is the bazooka she used one time.

[@mind_jolt]

"It's so sticky" "She has to sit with her legs apart" Just think about it people

[@TurboGrandpa]

Tank's gun is totally an M41-A Pulse Rifle from Aliens! How very creative...

[@gpetersen459]

9:05 he skipped leg day. Never skip leg day.

[@rebelliouswitch1991]

I've been watching this for years. It's too funny.

[@NoProHarrie]

I want that first toy, paint it nude and make a freaking sexdoll out of it!

[@NoProHarrie]

MrCreepyKitty It's not a fantasy, it's a business oppertunity

[@rihardsrozans6920]

Dilan Tabletop Nice.

[@dilantabletop8832]

I like the tickle on my insides

[@knshinn2]

That chest is definitely flattering to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

[@LiamLloyd1]

Your version of the Buffy theme sounded like the intro to the "tune" off 'Demo One' for the Playstation 1. Haha. Amazing!

[@kirbynat493]

"and there's flames on her crotch! ...let's not think too much about that!" dammit, I almost spat juice everywhere. xD

[@lShishkaBerryl]

i saw a new ashens video and subconsciously drooled on my keyboard xD i'm sending you a birthday present, although it probably wont get to you until january, so it will be a birthday/christmas/new years eve present i guess. you know who cutie honey is, +1 awesome points!

[@UncoordinatedCat]

I've probably been revising too much because I looked at that wrestling figure and wondered if he had a Bell's palsy.

[@andyflange]

the 'Power Slayer' has Alice Beer's head and Dolly Parton's chest! :o

[@raven_of_zoso455]

Ashens. I am very hungover. Please send me love and happy thoughts, and a shotgun.

[@DukeNukem2417]

The gun the "Cutey Honey" fake Buffy was holding looks like a scaled-down version of Baron Dark's rifle from the old Skeleton Warriors toy line---I own a Baron Dark figure, and the rifle from it happened to be on my desk when I watched this video, so I paused, held up the rifle and compared it to the one with "Buffy".....I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Also, what's that little ditty that plays when Ashen shows off the mouse with a screen on the bottom? It's pretty ear-wormy...

[@CreamFraiche]

the belts that came with the wrestlers are actual accessories from jakks pacific. (who officially makes wwe, ufc, and tna toys)