How I RUINED MrBeast's Charity Minecraft SMP

[@ashswag]

hello, subscribe. but fr donate to the mrbeast charity, very noble cause, $1 Donated = 1 Pound Of Trash Out Of The Ocean - teamseas.org/ also, new long videos every week :] also nether was disabled on the smp. no lava from there also PLEASE do not send hate to anyone in the video including the other members. this is a charity event and we're all friends

[@kaispilled]

Me waiting

[@JuztBlocky]

Pretty cool :O

[@shotitt]

Lmao ashwag bad at living

[@Joe_The_King-_-]

we are business men lol

[@sashas_buttercup]

You should join the dream smp

[@TheTerrain]

the only video where a trash factory makes any logical sense

[@notactuallyhurri567]

agreed

[@anonymous_potato_57]

‍

[@shinobipanda7760]

Yes

[@GamingMoai420]

Yessir

[@Ramindation]

TRUE

[@the42ndguy49]

I like how this sums it all up: "This sucks" "You know what? Fuck you." *Increases efficiency by 30%*

[@jedrzejklakowski1820]

Better) Gets on server Creates trash so more turtles live Gets insulted Increases efficiency by 30% Leaves and refuses to elaborate

[@sarpbakrsoy8125]

@@jedrzejklakowski1820 chad ashswag

[@korbencoffman7590]

Increases efficiency by 29.2%*

[@alexthememeboi1812]

he increased it by 28.4% not 30%, it just increased TO 30% UGH SMH SO DUMB JAJAJAJAJAJA

[@Franimates]

Hello there’s children

[@thelegendarynarwhal7651]

I love how he literally made a factory that creates more pollution in a server that's trying to remove it

[@silkysnow6793]

Corporatism wins once again

[@ViridianAubergine]

Polluting a virtual world to clean up the physical world

[@w4rr.]

@@ViridianAubergine modern problems=modern solutions

[@theshuttlex3664]

@@w4rr. Lmao

[@trance_hex3728]

@@w4rr. what sebee would say is MORDEN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MORDERN SOLUTIONS

[@RU_HKR]

That moment when it stops being for charity, but it becomes your personal goal so you go from 0.8% efficiency to 30%.

[@lolliii5477]

i think it's over 30%?

[@keroppib4ptista]

This is how we solve the worlds problems

[@doctersus100]

"We're businessmen" Sounds like a badass quote from Peaky Blinders

[@vipanshetu]

100 percent​@@lolliii5477

[@Game-y1v]

Basically why communism fails and capitalism success

[@galacticgaming509]

I was expecting Admin: "How did you guys do this that fast." Ash: "Spite."

[@AnnanKamrans]

But it was "we're business men"

[@migraqtion8445]

@@AnnanKamrans bruh it was what he expected not what ash said

[@AnnanKamrans]

@@migraqtion8445 I know, I was just following it up

[@AnnanKamrans]

@@migraqtion8445 mine was a follow up

[@AnnanKamrans]

@@migraqtion8445 put my reply to his comment and his comment together: I was expecting Admin: "How did you guys do this that fast" Ash: "Spite" But it was "we're business men

[@2toastedbagels]

I like how when the owner told ash he won't succeed he just made the plan personal

[@nickalt7369]

The owner has a name

[@Complex_assault]

"And I took that personally..."

[@nickalt7369]

@@Complex_assault lmao

[@jefforygamergirl]

owner has name and a good youtube

[@hihello6529]

Clown pierce

[@whimsiiical]

Owner: "How did you do this?" Ashwag: "We're businessmen." THAT KILLED ME ;-;

[@sriramyak]

Me too lol

[@pvmanthenagaming6762]

Same

[@DarkLordDumbledore]

Businessmen from Adventure Time XD

[@loganjamesonhatch5050]

Genuinely a slapping comeback

[@supercoolzach9199]

THIS IS BUSINESS

[@Joceyellow]

The fact that the owner said you guys would fail but at the end when he was impressed, and he asked how you guys did all that, I love the way you looked at him and said we're businessmen.

[@ArcticaTheFox]

I’ve heard about many traditional ways to farm obsidian but this factory idea with the 1.17 update is revolutionary.

[@GSFigure]

The drip stone is a critical part of the whole thing. Infinite lava wouldn't be possible without, while if you had three buckets of water, you don't really need a drip stone.

[@techwizsmith7963]

@@GSFigure They could use the old End-based obsidian farms. Which would be funny, considering they'd be killing one boss and enslaving another just to generate more trash

[@GhostOfDamned]

The infinity profit maker

[@DBS_Destroyer]

@@techwizsmith7963 no nether on the SMP so no end

[@santsthetoaster]

Not really it works for this server since there's no end but in normal worlds it's way more efficient to mine end pillars

[@Abwainawn]

I fucking loved the “We’re business men” part Made me satisfied to hear the admins regret what they said

[@ransom5785]

I KNOW

[@tasneemanees3156]

Ikr

[@Ward178]

IKR

[@GameMaster-wi5ug]

IKR

[@Treefortman]

Ikr

[@adittokazi5004]

this man is so lucky that the owner said "go ahead wasting your time" and that no one was hunting or greifing

[@DamianSlayr]

Who's gonna grief on a charity smp filled with content creators?

[@adittokazi5004]

@@DamianSlayr idk i guess some bozos that are evil ig?

[@entidy]

definetly would not be suprised if someone did since it would be easy to justify as "adding action so more people watch"

[@cyceryx]

Clownpierce is based like that

[@APlleflyIng]

This hits diffrent with all the mrbeast drama LOL

[@APBBricksandStudios]

Ik bro it’s like he just looked into the future

[@Yes-ig1tu]

For REAL

[@YANN._.ISAWSOME]

Fr

[@GamerLegend223]

Frfr

[@Da-Rat420]

Lmao

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

We never learn. "Kill all the rats, we'll give money for every dead rat." **breeds rats** "Kill all the sparrows so they stop eating our grain, and if you don't hit the quota you'll be punished." **breeds sparrows** "remove the trash from Minecraft's Trash Island for charity!" **breeds trash**

[@ionutcosmin4139]

@@Haloyayz when two bottles love each other very much...

[@ImXyper]

@@Haloyayz bro are u 5

[@ieatbugs1996]

@@ImXyper they're a fnf fan all of them are below the age of 13

[@mrtup741]

a wise man of history huh

[@pokemonmaster42000]

@@Haloyayz go beep bo boop outa here

[@SergeantJoeMama]

Owner: "How did you do this?" Ashwag: "We're businessmen." Me : Ah yes, that explains it all...

[@jasperdueck6770]

Epic

[@ChrisHinners008]

Seems legit, have a nice day!

[@SergeantJoeMama]

*epic gamer moment*

[@Togethicc468]

We’re businessmen DOING BUSINESS

[@Nonsense975]

@@Togethicc468 BUSINESS IS KEY

[@bcefkm]

Jokes aside, this is an awesome obsidian farm design. That said, I would rather use the end platform design, but this has the advantage that you can have multiple of them in one world.

[@austin-ee4tp]

you can also make a nether portal setup with withers and that can be made multiple times in one world

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

@@austin-ee4tp nether is disabled obviously because its obsidian blocks

[@austin-ee4tp]

@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel i wasn't really talking about the server in this video just as Alan isn't because he's talking about an end portal design for a obsidian farm and i'm pretty sure the end would be disabled if the nether is

[@Dead_Weight21]

Hell, this is a good lava farm

[@himedo1512]

Some huge irony is that this helps the real world, but the other form of trolling would be building a wither and causing mass obsidian destruction

[@EyeBlox]

Owner: "you will FAIL" ashswag: ...and that's when it became personal

[@wabiboy]

more like Owner: "you will flop" Ashwag: And i took that personally

[@lokani]

lmao

[@ThemightyTho]

LMFAO THE END “We’re businessmen.” Epic end to an epic video

[@anonymous_potato_57]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

[@just.a.random.user_]

Agreed

[@anonymous_potato_57]

300th like

[@MCPEAnthony]

Kingsman vibes

[@londly_felps]

Imagine if it had a part 2

[@onlyblooper]

this actually had me more invested than an entire movie trilogy could

[@slash_l]

which one? wait I know, the star wars sequel trilogy, which somehow managed to piss everyone off that is if it actually existed cause I'm still in denial

[@voxyz1]

@@slash_l They just yeeted all the legacy out a damn window. Oh, Anakin saved the world as the prophecy predicted? Well, fuck you cause Darth Sidious is back

[@slash_l]

@@voxyz1 the reson why they brought plapatene back was because the director from the first built up snoke to be the big bad, but then something happened at his home life so a different director took over for number 8. he killed off snoke, ruined the entire movie and did not come back for nine. the old director was brought back, but because snoke was killed off he had no choice and had to bring palpatene back. andactually in the extended universe (now known as star wars legends because disney needed to wipe the cannon clean) had darth Sidious return, as he had been working on a contingency plan in case anything happened to him. it started with Galen Marek, from the video game "The Force Unleashed" where he dies at the end. sidious then uses his dead body as a test for his cloning tech. in the comic run "dark empire" his idea had been fully realized as it is reveled that the wave of energy that killed vader was palpatene using the force to jettison his soul into one of the Galen Marek clones. at the end of the arc the cloning facility gets destroyed by luke and the gang and the final clone is shot and killed by han. though the sidious part isn't even the worst part; DON'T EVEN get me started on the holdo maneuver, light speed skipping, and the fact that the force awakens is a clone of a new hope, down to hero grows up on a desert planet, important stuff in droid, planet killing weapon, reckless mission to blow it up, etc. there is so much wrong with that trilogy i could be talking for hours. but again, as i said before, IT NEVER HAPPENED :)

[@voxyz1]

@@slash_l it's as if even Disney is in denial

[@ironclad7872]

There is the kung fu panda trilogy

[@BrendanKirby-McGuire]

I love how ash just heard the owner dout him and just took it personally and spiked production all for his pride.

[@coolfiredude0324]

owner: How did you guys do this so fast? ash: *we're businessmen* edit: this has almost as much likes as ash's comment somehow lol

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

You know the music at the end? I wanna become businessmen as well

[@Pikachew675]

The BEST LINE

[@gamersgambit7517]

@@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame I wish I knew, and I'm leaving this here so that once it's found I also know

[@gamersgambit7517]

@@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame ITS JR STREET

[@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame]

@@gamersgambit7517 Yo, thank you, I can finally reach Sigma Male Status

[@Derpled]

that was a really good video.

[@knightwolf9239]

FIrst

[@knightwolf9239]

Nice verified person

[@noobtube6396]

Verifieidush

[@waffles1724]

Hey the man the don't ever touch grass

[@Not_Wrecks]

true

[@SirSwagalishusShorts]

"this is... awesome! how did you guys do this this fast? ... "we're businessmen" LMFAOOO

[@bumsicle27]

business 🤝

[@ktos-napewno]

Lol

[@Abysmal778]

It’s a tommy innit response

[@anonymous_potato_57]

‍

[@wizardgaming7784]

I can't believe clown said that ,he used to say "that's all you can do ash?" or something like that ,it's not easy impress him

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I love that the owner wasn't even mad. He was just confused.

[@Anka-mr5mk]

The end doe. I like how Ashwag can make serious topics funny without offending them

[@btf_flotsam478]

To be fair, farming "donate to charity" blocks on a Minecraft server is pretty much the exact opposite of seriousness. I think you need to credit both Mister Beast and the people who came up with the idea of the Minecraft servers for making the serious issue of plastic pollution more fun to solve.

[@malikazkahakim6311]

What was the song at the end?

[@GiyuuTomioka1]

"How did you do this?" "We are buisness men." may just be the best line and response i ever heard. Edit: I got more likes than ashswag's pinned comment Edit: I have failed to keep up with ashswagg's pinned comment likes

[@Abysmal778]

It’s a tommy innit response

[@lolxdrandomman69]

@@Abysmal778 The fastest growing child on the internet?

[@BadUsernameKing]

@@lolxdrandomman69 incorrect

[@teamrtardedv1nce413]

Lol

[@lolxdrandomman69]

@@BadUsernameKing Fastest growing teen on the internet?

[@EvanKiesewetter]

ClownPeirce: How...how'd you guys do this...this fast? *awkard silence moment* Ash: WE'RE BUSINESSMEN--*video ends*

[@small_dipper]

Admin: "you guys are just wasting your time Ash: "and I took that personally"

[@TechnoDagger]

Admin: "You cant do it" Ash: "And I took that personally"

[@unattributed927]

Yeah I kinda wish he said "Because you said we couldn't"

[@NetralFN]

Good to know this is Minecraft if its real he was not safe at home

[@lilytemel4036]

I absolutely love how committed the minecraft community is to doing this kind of random shit

[@wolf_of_little_words1091]

It's not just the minecraft community. If there is a way to customize or create something in a game, there will be a community dedicated to making random shit in it.

[@timeblade]

Gee, I sure hope this entire videos image won’t be ruined all because a certain someone was affiliated with it.

[@Waffles_YES]

@timeblade what do you mean

[@luizrenesousadossantos485]

​@@Waffles_YESallegations

[@Timat.i]

​@@Waffles_YES it's bc of all the Mr. Beast controversies, prob that's why

[@idkwhutimdoin]

Stonks, really good stonks. I hope to be somewhere close to as good as these two geniuses at being businessmen.

[@chocodonut5367]

The wait for the longer videos is always worth it No cap

[@Ch1ckenman]

4 sure

[@F3llNouzy]

😑

[@ayananair3127]

Admins: yeah you can't do anything to rig this charity- Ashswag: pfft- that is what you think! Me: wait you can make an unlimited lava source with drip stone-

[@carlose4314]

1.17(or1.18)

[@usharazonshrestha7458]

1.17

[@MrToast-ph3nk]

that was the same thing i thought and im glad i can farm lava now for no longer must i get coal for fuel to the furnaces

[@vadiks20032]

ay that stone got drip

[@Nauzzea.]

Clownpierce : you're gonna fail Ash : and I took that personally Idk if this is original

[@iamthepizzaeater7906]

If you don’t know If it’s original, you know you didn’t steal it. Good in my book

[@cathal534]

intro/explaining 0:00 the plan 0:10 the starting 2:09 making the farm 2:41 the problem 3:07 solving the problem 3:57 the owner 4:39 upgrading 5:03 the final build 5:35

[@Adorable-ls2fs]

U know the music at da end?

[@HiHi-ek1dd]

Thank you.

[@YesYes-iv7wg]

Ok but what is the music called in 5:35

[@mr.random1156]

@cathal534 wat is da mucis name in the end

[@famigliamahmood7460]

Yeah, the music at 5:35 what music

[@e13therealdeal]

Pierce: How did you do this so fast? Ash: *we're businessmen*

[@TheBlakeGG]

NO WAY NEW ASHSWAG CONTENT

[@notactuallyhurri567]

blake

[@BadUsernameKing]

THE blake

[@mradulalms]

Your profile! It's its... *Pitatook*

[@dannyaoi1620]

when did you do it??????????

[@xbettathanu]

YOOOOOO CHARITY

[@AnimeMemers]

Came back to rewatch this, and funny how sometimes Ash's terrible wifi becomes a massive W, if it wasnt for his wifi, he wouldnt have known the trash is actually obsidian

[@luhdesiii]

Admin: "WOW, How did you guys do this so fast?!" ashswag: *gets close up too mic* "were business men" 6:30 im gay

[@pikachu_is_cute1]

Had me dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@itzonlygame9640]

no rlly i didnt know that even happened

[@pumpkinryft9270]

Clownpierce: i think this is gunna fail 4:50 Ashswag: OBJECTION!! 6:23 We are businessmen. 10/10 one liner

[@D_Wave]

The fact that this was only 6 minutes and felt like 15 shows how good the content is...

[@grahamdrew3290]

This has aged like milk

[@cursedlastdate455]

You are so kind to showing up in a charity event to helping others. I see so much friendship in your videos I am so touched. :) Going to therapist where they can make you a better person and get the opportunity to become a better person. Showing your friendship success to others is so kind. :)

[@kindelderson9838]

I can’t tell if this is big brain sarcasm or is this is genuine…

[@Jack-yf4sg]

@@kindelderson9838 Same

[@widowsky7284]

@@kindelderson9838 I think it's a bot

[@theoneandonlyrapture]

@@widowsky7284 its genuine He's so kind :))

[@floresilla]

@@kindelderson9838guess it’s a bot, he plastered the same comment in other videos

[@acknowledgewithmason9923]

I’m so proud of this dude from making content off of a cobblestone and wood house to have almost 400k subscribers and doing big servers with big content creators amazing

[@animeweeb1201]

ClownPierce: Who did u guys do this so fast!? Ash: we’re Businessman Epic music that i need the link for starts playing Best ending in 100 years

[@6A31]

Once you find the music, please tell me

[@otakusim137]

@@6A31 same here

[@spaztime7902]

Me too lol

[@Redokev]

me too lol xd

[@gheastcoast]

"Jr. Street" from mario hoops 3 on 3 i believe

[@sonicgamer999-]

I love how much funnier this is in retrospect

[@Evitzeoshowerthoughts]

I must admit. The "we're business man" at the end cracked me up

[@yellowflag9945]

It’s a very Ashswag thing to do is this

[@Panimal]

This gives me technoblade potato farming vibes

[@pineapple1428]

That's bc ashwag is the son of Techno

[@Heymynameisgoku]

Clown: How did you do this so fast? Ashswag:We’re businessmen.

[@ACE44-404]

Actually this is a great representation of the "war" versus massive waist producers so I think the admin thought it was an interesting metaphor and he thought that you couldn't do

[@annoyingdanz]

I like how he kept his trade secrets at the end by saying "We're businessmen"

[@datmfasher]

Owner: you will fail Ash: *takes it personally and proceeds to build a 30% effieciency trash factory*

[@PhShadow]

That why I always say "Clown lives up to his name" Clown from Head to bottom

[@Enasni69]

Man this is taking the phase “Some peoples just want to watch the world burn” to a whole new level

[@Obi-wankenobiyearsago]

I love how the way this all started was, like usual, Ashswags crappy internet.

[@kgakgamatsokalasi9672]

I love how bad the computer is is basically the main plot of his entire channel

[@kingsplayer8161]

Its his wifi

[@bashali696]

2:04 Clown: Illegal substances? In my server? Ash: Oooooohhhhh shi-

[@bluey-next777]

2:03

[@warrantofficerschrodinger8795]

Owner of server: "You can't even possibly do this so I'm not gonna stop you..." Business Man: "Hold my beer"

[@shabnamjahan3287]

Clown: this is gonna fail Ashswag: *and* i took that personally

[@strateupgamr7]

Things like this inspire me to confuse, befuddle and trick the system for maximum dumb-ffeciency. Doing the lords work, Ash.

[@mkinjuytg]

Old videos about mr beast are aging well...

[@Gamingmouse64]

ik very well indeed

[@rockinggamerdude]

We need something like this again scheming for good intentions for charity

[@TheOrigamiGenius]

"How did you do this so fast?" "We're business men."

[@hellothere5709]

The last line "we are businessmen" literally made my day

[@darius-m3p]

This video and the charity aged like expired milk

[@GrayGrayman]

Not really, not the video but the charity not either but Mr beast...oh no

[@therandomdudeoverthere]

ClownPeirce:How did you guys do this so fast? Ashwag pausing for dramatic effect: We're buissnessmen

[@linuxdino7622]

Owner: "How did you do this so fast?" Ashswag: "Crac- I mean we're businessmen."

[@TheAdvertisement]

When you have the skills to overthrow monopolies and scam millionares, but instead use them to help charity. :D

[@Verrmy]

He ends his videos PERFECTLY!!! He is sooooooooo good!

[@kamnotakdn]

I like how he made a whole plan just because his internet was bad lol

[@thenjm6624]

I freaked out and died of laughter when ashwag and Redoon posed on the factory roof. The music was EVERYTHING

[@Allyysonic]

Yeah;)

[@shirinakter4642]

I just loved it when Ash said in the end "We are Buisnessmen"

[@maximedaudelin604]

yeb

[@guyonabus]

5:54 ass swag sounded like frieza specifically from that one specific scene in the super broly movie

[@nextlevel_luke8363]

Autocorrect made that first sentence insteresting

[@samthemuel3760]

Mrbeast: DONATE TO TEAMSEAS by going on the link! Ash: pathetic

[@joeljoshy3562]

"we're buisness men" best quote i have heard in over a decade on ytube

[@Shining-Shiro]

"We're buisnessmen" Best line of the whole damn thing

[@flegyptosaurus2099]

aged like fine wine

[@marksmit8575]

I really like how the craziness slowly sets in

[@PhoenixHunter_]

Ashswag’s adventures in Minecraft servers are always so entertaining, he always finds some ingenious way to cheat the system xD

[@knox9739]

Work smarter not harder

[@n4vy_s3al84]

I love how at the end he’s like : - We’re in Business man

[@BadUsernameKing]

theres no "in"

[@hendrikjung1053]

2:52 me playing minecraft searching for iron 2 years later: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 IRON

[@simonelovino3023]

5:54 that voice crack, i died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Trixiewin]

"And just like that folks.. We are in business." That was awesome.

[@rishitmeshram8023]

4:52 "and I took that personally"

[@Freelix2000]

love the editing in this. absolutely hilarious. gotta say though, the original premise really didn't have any benefits. having theoretically infinite obsidian doesn't mean anything if there's still an abundance on the main island. still, the final design has a huge benefit being able to AFK. and it's a really cool flex. good job.

[@courtneyleach9259]

My favorite part was when clown asked how they did all the stuff for the trash farm and just walked up to him and said we’re businessmen

[@Chance5]

Him: We're buisness man Me: I love the vibe we made in the studio today, ash deserves an oscar

[@person-2]

Owner: how did you do this so fast. Ash: we’re businessmen Me: 🤣

[@poopoofart.]

This aged very well

[@wildorchids8137]

Clown: how did you do it this fast Ashswag: were business men

[@ED-yy4te]

Caveman discovering fire be like: 1:51

[@gummypanda7897]

Exactly what i tought

[@Artesian-mv3uf]

This video is amazing. It kept me watching with Ash’s dry but hilarious sense of humour.

[@otto_ueue]

I like how ClownPierce appears literally in EVERY SINGLE SERVER. (In this case, as an admin) That boi has lots of time to spend.

[@Milzbebusy]

Owner: Man how did you do it? Ash: Puts on suit and sun glasses in one second* Ash: We’re businessman.

[@Valtremors]

I'm glad that the owner ended up being a good sport about it.

[@spazzey0]

This video is just entreprenurial sigma's proving the beta's wrong, biggest blessing in disguise was that the server owner managed the courage to not care about it.

[@Trev1837_]

So if you get 12 trash blocks, can you make portal to the trash dimension…? 👀🗑️✨