Ashton Kutcher vs. Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria & Mario | Punk'd

Things get messy when Penelope Cruz gives Salma Hayek a lesson in potty training. Things get desperate for Eva Longoria when she is stopped by the cops, with the help as castmate Jesse Metcalfe. And Mario finds himself in the wrong room at the wrong time.
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[@billithoumilli2952]

Penelope is hilarious “it’s important that you look again.”

[@confleiconmiel]

Sounds better in spanish but I think that a more accurate translation could be: this is worth looking at again.

[@christinec.8107]

LOL. I saw this and the next day I was randomly giggling periodically because I was having flashbacks of how funny it was

[@user-wr7rr3fx7v]

Hahahaha

[@br.m]

The lady with the breasteses should have said that

[@TheGenTatsu]

If I took a shot for every time Salma said "disgusting" I would be dead. Lol

[@Cris18Martinez]

or “flosh”

[@realSimoneCherie]

the other actor

[@destinyrose2967]

if i had a shot for every time mario said breasteses i'd be dead oh nvm i was... dead af lmaoo

[@americansback]

i did and it diddent work

[@jaimelannister8160]

truly disgosting

[@nunya9905]

Salma's so nice. She kept trying to plead her case to the woman at the other table, instead of telling her to piss off.

[@tk20channel]

17:30 "Bring the old lady, with the breastessss, back in here. Please, por favor." Had me rolling (again)! Stand up dude though, knew he did no wrong, and was willing to face the accuser face-to-face. Well done.

[@maxdaly8185]

“They were brave enough to try and flush it.” 😆😂👏👏👏

[@RWP1926]

these were the good ol days. bring back ashton for a new punkd!

[@tenabros5006]

Salma Hayek Great Méxican Actress 🇲🇽 Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA & SAG award nominee 👏 Enter to my channel to see all her movies

[@maryrichards8472]

Yes!!!! Bring back Ashton for New Seasons of Punkd!!!

[@arynbroadnax5469]

There are new episodes if punk’d on an app called Quibi. But unfortunately, Chance the Rapper is the host of it now

[@carloscarloss6667]

@@arynbroadnax5469 😂😂

[@deiontemorrison1327]

@@arynbroadnax5469 lmao

[@johnnyquest6115]

"I can't believe I'm having this conversation." Absolutely classic!

[@jc76_]

The one with Salma Hayek is unforgettable. Every single time I watch it, I laugh more than the previous time. The ultimate Punk'd, definitely!

[@braxtongreenwell5482]

Haha! Danny Masterson is sharing a cell with a guy leaving logs like that 😅

[@felin_de_la_nuit]

The original "DISGOSTANG" 💀😹

[@traviescratchcards5875]

Deserves well more likes this comment 🤣

[@JamesKovacic]

wElL iT wAs FoOkIn OnE A YuHs

[@lemonstealinghorsdoeuvre]

I live everyone here. Perfect insight

[@a.christian9647]

lmboooooooooooooooooo

[@jennafox8556]

The one with Mario had me wheezing. 🤣

[@chocboiwonda6810]

I think Mario actually got with after it wrapped

[@alexram9076]

Dang Penelope is a pro! I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face 😂😂

[@wala3o]

She have seen bigger

[@MiladyToxic]

Yes, she is a pro. She's an actor.

[@kuribo1]

Selma.... Wow... Such a pretty person.

[@miltonbuu]

Good Taste Fam

[@robertovelozperalta]

SAlma

[@glenn_lefer7767]

Yes she is

[@ErnieKings27]

*Salma, a in Spanish always sounds the same so no Selma

[@sitatheyoutuber]

living proof that hispanic and middle eastern genetics combined make beauty ✨

[@ohyeamoe8430]

I always thought Salma Hayek is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life. Her eyes, her smile, just omg even now in 2021 she’s still a killer!

[@kingangton8440]

My top celebrity crush

[@master-of-mind5881]

Lucky for me my ex looked just like her. 😏

[@SidicusTheGreat]

I thought she was a detective?

[@wala3o]

@@master-of-mind5881 she ain’t urs no more

[@JoeBuck207]

She married an old geezer for his billions.

[@Jem395]

"Bring the old lady with the breasteses back in". I'm crying.

[@hairypenis5370]

I love Salma’s reaction and explanation

[@richard8798]

“They just took the biggest crap” LMOO

[@echolot]

07:22 salma's confused look has to be one of the cutest things ever

[@m.r.browning2065]

Mario's segment has stood the test of time...epic

[@AriZABoy520]

Their spanish accent tho...🔥😜❤

[@davidao2551]

Salma is mexican not spanish So she has mexican accent

[@uggggggghhhhh]

@@davidao2551 shes speaking spanish, she has a spanish accent lmfao so pedantic

[@robertomurri1278]

He/she meant that Penelope is from Spain. Having said that, her Spanish dialect is different from Selmas Spanish (Mexico)

[@robertomurri1278]

Salma*

[@uggggggghhhhh]

@@robertomurri1278 when speaking english their accent is pretty much the same.

[@Latabrine]

Omg the Mario one is hilarious!!😂 Breasteses!

[@Abhishek-C92]

chicken breasteses with chili sauce.

[@LibraLee88]

Jesus Christ Penelope and Selma ❤❤😘😘 Not fair 😂

[@JorgeHernandezR]

Frfr both elegant bombshells.

[@shanemoore4476]

I'll take salma, never been a fan of Penelope.

[@justinthomas27]

Latinas are the best 🔥😜

[@mcm-inc]

Right On

[@onigbajamo]

@@justinthomas27 Penelope is only Hispanic not Latina (she's from Spain not Latin America).

[@justdidthis]

If my 15 year old self knew I’d be able to watch Mario’s Punk’d 15 years later, I might not have recorded it when it premiered 😂

[@v4v819]

Do you still got the recording? That's going to be worth a lot right about now!

[@miltonbuu]

@v4v819 My uncle actually has 3 hours tapes on random TV shows from the late 80's to 90's with some HBO after dark stuff 😆

[@destinyrose2967]

salma hayek has been poppin and always will be poppin PERIOD 😍😍✨

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

oh good god. because of the video I read that as "poopin" lmao

[@kr6productions]

😐

[@TJ97979]

The breastesesss is the funniest one ive ever seen, it’s actually scary for him cuz he’s famous I’m sure he’s thinking he got set up for an arrest but breastesesss lol

[@mary11976]

Definitely lol 😂👍🏼

[@destinyrose2967]

lmaooo i was dyingggg

[@lemonstealinghorsdoeuvre]

Famous? The only Famous Mario gets punked by princess peach

[@Jas-hf6vt]

@@lemonstealinghorsdoeuvre not for you so the culture wouldn't expect you too know... Back then he was popular and still is famous!!!

[@lemonstealinghorsdoeuvre]

@@Jas-hf6vt !!!! wow!!!one!! Cool story!!!!!!!

[@-BabyValentine-]

Selma and Penelope 😍

[@justinthomas27]

When he asked Mario if he paints 🤣💀

[@sammyhiggs4202]

I miss the 2000s. Back when I was a teen and still had most of my family.

[@rooroo8767]

I’m sorry bro

[@totalprofitlife6632]

@@rooroo8767 why you takem bro...?

[@brockman562]

90s and 00s for me.

[@rooroo8767]

Manny Donaire me toos

[@RickRaisin16]

Sammy Higgs way to make it depressedville sammy

[@DJayy_Cali]

“You can send me home whatever, but I’m not cleaning up a bunch of dookie 💩” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@squelch6573]

Early 2000s these chicks where all top 10 !! 🔥

[@CarolWS004]

We seriously need this show to come back. There is hardly any shows worth watching nowadays. But in cable so no bleepssss

[@suxxy179]

they rebooted punkd. its exclusively on the app quibi. quibi just did a terrible job at marketing it so nobody know about it. you should check it out!

[@fredleeland2464]

I feel the bleeps make it funnier, like it shows us vulgarity in a way that comes off as surprising When you hear a bleep from someone like Salma Hayek, it comes off as tense but just hearing her cuss makes ot seem less like they're in a spot that they're uncomfortable with

[@destinyrose2967]

@@suxxy179 they didn't market it bc thy knew no one would watch it without ashton

[@eiffelviolet]

They should bring back the show, why are you so desperate to hear profanity though?

[@donniee.2238]

Mario remained so kool and respectful. I know this is old but my respect for this man just went up

[@athenstar10]

I love they way Salma is telling the story...

[@davein2005]

This is bringing back so many memories. Can’t believe how good punk’d used to be!

[@brendanbetts5650]

Can’t believe how good MTV used to be

[@SummerBarbie278]

I love how Salama's friends left their purses unattended at their table

[@ALGtheMC]

Haha I love Salama Haiku

[@blobcity3591]

Its all fake

[@kr6productions]

Yea, 'cause it's all a prank and clearly no one will do anything

[@master-of-mind5881]

Nah it’s not even that. If I was a celebrity it would be impossible to punk me. The waiter who was asked to clean up the toilet was also in another Episode featuring stone cold Steve Austin. See rigth there id recognise him and say - “aeh didn’t u punk stone cold Steve Austin?”

[@dunlynford752]

Salama, lol

[@JorgeHernandezR]

Lmao the whole breateses thing had me rolling! Lmao

[@miamidadeopalocka4126]

I love how salma speaks English 😆

[@JamesKovacic]

Mario’s episode of Punk’d is what added “breasteses” to my vocabulary

[@nawazmohammed7519]

My 3 Latin dreams in one episode, just needed Jessica Alba 😍

[@apolinararredondo5954]

hell yeah👍

[@wonderwoman7443]

Love salma Hayek, ❤🤍❤

[@michaeljoshuabach1987]

@@wonderwoman7443 oh yeah, ever since I seen her in dusk til dawn😍

[@wonderwoman7443]

@@michaeljoshuabach1987 Great body, very funny.......have you seen the Hitmans Bodyguard!!??......she is hilarious 😁😂😊

[@michaeljoshuabach1987]

@@wonderwoman7443 yes I have :)

[@belliott5720]

I could listen to Selma talk all day 😍😍😍😍

[@sloriel]

13:32 for Mario 👀 You're welcome lol 🤣😁

[@jagdeepsinghuppal8310]

who doesnot love their accents and beautiful dark eyes. ❤❤❤

[@Marie-or8uj]

The fact that Salma saw the big poop & still go back to the table & trying to order & eat??? That made me laugh more😂😂😂

[@georgeparker8198]

Salma and Penelope are both stunningly beautiful women, it's nuts

[@GiftsbyChosen]

Mario: I'm an artist You mean like a painter 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I missed Punk'd. To see all these artists so young truly takes me back. I wonder if they've looked back at these.

[@spiderliliez]

"I can't believe I'm having this "combehrsetion" in your restaurant!" Hehhehee!

[@xcheerxfreakx]

When Jesse Metcalfe ran off, I laughed 😂 LMAO

[@therealbe]

I miss these days. MTV, MySpace, blackberry's, and Christian Audigier.

[@king-turtle1599]

Ashton Kutcher - this is your real work.... Bring it back

[@falloutgirl902]

For what? Celebrity culture is dead. He’d literally be punk’n the same people from 2003 they tried to bring punk’d bk and it was terrible no one watched it.

[@Gebri3l]

Mario: that's no funny tonme Everyone watching this: yo this is hilarious

[@seven92023]

Ashton used to get them all so good. This show was funny as hell.

[@juliusmorgan2292]

persian and mexican... holy smoking hell that's one banger of a mix

[@cocochanelly5193]

Nice 👍 drawing Ashton! 8:30 😂 r u trying to say that’s Eva!??😅

[@eask1047]

Comments are almost more funny then the videos... Crazy how jokes just go over their heads

[@gullivernegrete9713]

Beautiful Salma Hayek 😀

[@SurahOnline]

*Aww, poor Mario lol* 💕💖

[@wonderwoman7443]

I know........so sweet........😊😇😅

[@stlouisluv]

I ❤️ Salma 😂😂😂

[@tenabros5006]

Salma Hayek Great Méxican Actress 🇲🇽 Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA & SAG award nominee 👏 Enter to my channel to see all her movies

[@808aaq]

They need to show the one with Ray J and Brandy getting pulled over by the cops! I can't find that anywhere online. That's my favorite punkd of all times!!!

[@jeremiahreyes7809]

I have that episode on DVD what's your address I'll mail it to you.

[@RealCalebClay]

The one with The Rock and Stone Cold were hilarious too lol

[@808aaq]

@@michaeljensen5020 the mtv episode was way before the accident and I'm not to sure about the accident but I know that she was involved and if I am correct it was a chain reaction kinda accident involving several vehicles.

[@jeremiahreyes7809]

@djdonniewoo Sure what's your address?

[@kennethflaglerjr3843]

My favorite one was Kanye west

[@mindh1901]

Eet Wass Deesgausteeng!!! luv Her accent😂😂😂

[@alexussy69]

penelope cruz 😍😍

[@kyleoliver637]

The Penelope Cruz/Salma Hayek prank was too damn funny!

[@1963luv]

Mario is so sweet

[@BlaccFuryMMA]

Mario and dem brestizes😂

[@nono_ami]

Salma forever 💖

[@tenabros5006]

Salma Hayek Great Méxican Actress 🇲🇽 Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA & SAG award nominee 👏 Enter to my channel to see all her movies

[@RenegadeLK]

8:30 I see Ashton trying to be slick with that drawing XD

[@StevenJ399]

Mario was funny 😂

[@dnicole5892]

Give it up for Naked Grandma!!! She was definitely at Woodstock! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@allennopphotography]

"Maybe it's too big" Something I'll never hear in my life.

[@Davemonlee]

Props to the hotel manager lady. She was hilarious.

[@veteangesiale9619]

It's a typical artist thing to do, to be offended if someone knows them!😭🤣🤣 I died when Mario was pissed!😂😂

[@ntzt2150]

"Do I paint?!" lmao

[@joeyflores5903]

Salma + Penelope equals😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@gfsergio]

the way salma is defending her friends 🥰❤️

[@keoshadavis4130]

Mario was not playing‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaymilan215]

I love our Spanish queens 👸🏻❤

[@hakimomar7401]

Mario old lady is looks like Queen Elizabeth...

[@gigioso241]

The Mario prank had me weak!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victorjperez9384]

Metcalfe was tapping that fo sho lol

[@eask1047]

Bruh he could tap almost anyone. I ain't saying I'm gay but I'd give a little tappy tap

[@banderas2000]

@@eask1047 lol sounds pretty gay

[@thisnewnamesystemisdumb]

The cop in the eva one reminded me i need to watch how high again and soon 😂

[@robertc5773]

“Ay man I saw the whole thing man” 😂😂

[@sketcharmstrong8491]

I always loved that joke Dave Chappelle made when he said "fuck Ashton Kutcher."

[@brandyoctober5923]

Jesse metcalfe running had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@r33z35]

Salma you got punkd baby! 😂 She has that face wtf is going on!

[@HULLGRAFFITI]

Wow....young Salma is so fkin fit...

[@wonderwoman7443]

Still gorgeous now TYVM.......

[@davidao2551]

She was 40

[@RobThaBank]

Mario lowkey wanted to see that's why he peeked 🤣🤣

[@tremainworrell5997]

Mario Barrett came to the wrong room at the hotel 🏨 to meet with the manager for the meeting he opens and accidentally peeked at the naked elderly lady's breasts 😮🫣 and walked outta the room

[@victoriamejia9016]

Salma and Penelope are gorgeous 💕

[@malcolmk2878]

I swear Salma Hayek could resuscitate a dead puppy with how absolutely cute she is.

[@AlexxShakira]

The Salma one is my all time favorite

[@alisamira4670]

Oh wow she flinched when the fake cop was moving his hands she was genuinely scared and feared for her life

[@henrycuilan]

I watched many punkd videos and most of the celebrities looked like just ordinary people, however penelope and salma still looking like a celebrity

[@martricehenderson6840]

Mario when he was copying the old lady’s voice . 😂

[@mayaamis]

it was DIS-GUS-TING!!! 🤣 lol Salma is awesome!

[@jjh1899]

Peneople was soo gorgeous in vanilla sky

[@gagaattitude]

I love how they just have date nights like this and just speak their mother tongue

[@rishab0B]

Selma: Eetwont flush Sal Vulcano: Nods in approval

[@taytaos]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ballinnnn3]

I saw this on pluto tv and cracking tf up at selma hayek. the poop is hilarious

[@elplebeuchiha1996]

This was the Latino episodes [+]

[@juliomoreno4960]

Salma Hayek is so beautiful ❤️

[@phillippearson9994]

Real question is she’ dating John tucker??? 😭😭😂

[@eiffelviolet]

Yeah, I was wondering why they were hanging out.

[@justanotherpersonxo]

Their characters had an affair on a show called Desperate Housewives. So they were probably friends in real life considering how much they had to interact for years on the show

[@plstrom]

penelope is just crazy gorgeous !!

[@zachh7796]

That was amazing! "This is a serious situation"

[@pman2916]

It doesn't have the same affect without Austin coming out calling punk'd...can it even be considered punk'd without him?

[@cameroncoleman2579]

it's even better when Ashton is there