Asian Parent Punishments: Emotional Damage

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Steven He

Steven He

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@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Every parent taking notes in the back📝
@zackstrons8310
@zackstrons8310 3 жыл бұрын
Doctor incoming!
@salehdaab1911
@salehdaab1911 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@tosol8834
@tosol8834 3 жыл бұрын
Hello ily please reply
@karloz2722
@karloz2722 3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir!
@distortion1553
@distortion1553 3 жыл бұрын
As an African I relate with this video and am scared to see what would happen if my dad saw this lol
@PrizMatex
@PrizMatex 3 жыл бұрын
This man owns the word *Emotional Damage* and no one can prove me wrong.
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 3 жыл бұрын
Or failure... or RAISED A DONUT
@nirelmacwan5802
@nirelmacwan5802 3 жыл бұрын
That is just one word. He owns an entire sentence "I will send you to Jesus"
@wumbuschumbus
@wumbuschumbus 3 жыл бұрын
its not a word, its a *catchphrase*
@needless2048
@needless2048 3 жыл бұрын
Emotional Damage
@LanIsOriginal
@LanIsOriginal 3 жыл бұрын
@@nirelmacwan5802 2 but yeah
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that Steven He's way of saying "emotional damage" is so iconic at this point.
@xtheus1624
@xtheus1624 3 жыл бұрын
eMOOOtional DAAAmaGE
@carltonsanders2543
@carltonsanders2543 3 жыл бұрын
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ u got me 🤣
@zappgames6387
@zappgames6387 3 жыл бұрын
@njdereckt 🤣🤣 why
@Twl_Hour
@Twl_Hour 3 жыл бұрын
yep
@trixzariyan215
@trixzariyan215 3 жыл бұрын
Steven He has the best asian dad.
@janeandreimatila700
@janeandreimatila700 3 жыл бұрын
"you said hold it low!" "not as low as your IQ" this cracks me up every time LMAO
@ythandlename
@ythandlename 3 жыл бұрын
The way he said it in a chinese accent ending his lines with -ah makes it extra funny.
@willalen473
@willalen473 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@myrajain5445
@myrajain5445 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@jqa16
@jqa16 2 жыл бұрын
@@ythandlename Singapore accent/Malay accent
@tommy5205
@tommy5205 2 жыл бұрын
@@jqa16 which is the same thing as a chinese accent
@jojoleaf2112
@jojoleaf2112 2 жыл бұрын
Hold it as low as your IQ. That one hits close to home. My Dad's favorite line was the older you get the stupider you get.
@moomaniac2932
@moomaniac2932 2 жыл бұрын
What a nice guy
@IDESTROYER236
@IDESTROYER236 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn't you repliy to that one with "Looks like you're an expert on that"?
@sowianskiwojownik5973
@sowianskiwojownik5973 2 жыл бұрын
@@IDESTROYER236 Good luck saying that to an Asian or Mexican dad.
@obic123
@obic123 2 жыл бұрын
@@IDESTROYER236 That's a slippery slope you're not coming back from 🤣
@dudeudontknow341
@dudeudontknow341 Жыл бұрын
@@IDESTROYER236 and that’s how ya end up dead
@karloz2722
@karloz2722 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn't even refer to his son as son but as his "failure", lol.
@thebeatmaker523
@thebeatmaker523 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@_electricalrage_3070
@_electricalrage_3070 3 жыл бұрын
Because he is
@Sanguinarius9999
@Sanguinarius9999 3 жыл бұрын
Failure to pull out. Failure to read the woman's lies as lies so incorrectly trusted her. Failure to leave for milk.
@jet9297
@jet9297 3 жыл бұрын
Just like mine but He went to get milk and I’m still waiting for it for me to make my tea 😂
@neww0lf611
@neww0lf611 3 жыл бұрын
emotional damage
@jarods9974
@jarods9974 2 жыл бұрын
"The unfairness adds extra flavor to the emotional damage" He’s so right
@kennethbarber97
@kennethbarber97 2 жыл бұрын
Very Effective!
@mitchellestanley9052
@mitchellestanley9052 2 жыл бұрын
Emotional Daaaaamage😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼
@CosmicFckUp
@CosmicFckUp 2 жыл бұрын
As he lays down in defeat
@RagbagMcShag
@RagbagMcShag 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use this in a super smashbros Hero compilation sometime
@keith9022
@keith9022 2 жыл бұрын
It is doe, I always remember my mother telling me to "get the thing from the table", note there is 5 tables in the room and about 10 "things" in each table, so I'm basically bound to get yelled at
@DestructionOfRome
@DestructionOfRome 3 жыл бұрын
“Its not in aisle 8” and “Leave your kid at the register so you can go get something stupid” is depressingly accurate.
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. “It’s not in aisle 8” LITERALLY gave me flashbacks to my childhood 🥲🥲
@sleepysloth7885
@sleepysloth7885 3 жыл бұрын
@@khalilahd. i remeber those days i would go back and they would tell me that it is and panik would only increase
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 3 жыл бұрын
@@sleepysloth7885 lmfao it’s like we all lived the same childhood 😂
@Saffie19
@Saffie19 3 жыл бұрын
@@khalilahd. Same. The worst is their utter non-chalance about it, while axiety gripped me by my windpipe
@khalilahd.
@khalilahd. 3 жыл бұрын
@@Saffie19 not by the windpipe 😂😂
@martinpierce7558
@martinpierce7558 Жыл бұрын
I just discovered failure management ! It all makes sense now. My dad and my whole family must have taken this course . Especially hold the light . Maximum emotional damage, very effective. I have childhood flashbacks in every lesson.
@GeLLee
@GeLLee 3 жыл бұрын
no one can deliver the line "emotional damage" better than Steven He.
@darkdragon99
@darkdragon99 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger is the only one I can think of.
@BedsideTechSupport
@BedsideTechSupport 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp??
@CATELlegend1
@CATELlegend1 3 жыл бұрын
Yes if there is a "world history session with God as host " after life, there must be a honorable prize to this.
@lsh304
@lsh304 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkdragon99 because steven he is the one
@DaEmperor
@DaEmperor 3 жыл бұрын
I take on ur challenge
@christophercheney5756
@christophercheney5756 3 жыл бұрын
“The unfairness adds extra flavor to the emotional damage” hits soo close to home lol
@venkatameesala
@venkatameesala 3 жыл бұрын
Too close man. Too close.
@astralking5040
@astralking5040 3 жыл бұрын
Very effective
@tiredmrp
@tiredmrp 3 жыл бұрын
Far too effective 😞
@changbinmybeloved
@changbinmybeloved 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I read this along him xD at the same time what a coincidence
@lore9753
@lore9753 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the worst spanking I ever got as a child. Will never forget it. I was about 10 years old. I told my mother I was going down the street, about 4 houses down, to play with a friend. She said OK. My friend's adult sister had just purchased an RV and parked it in front of their house, so I, my older sister, and other kids from the block went into the parked RV to check it out. I guess my mom called out for me (this is MANY years ago, WAAY before cell phones), and she didn't see me at first. When she did find me, she was furious, grabbed me by the arm in front of my friends, and spanked me the whole way home, propelling me down the sidewalk, spank, step, spank, step, spank, step, screaming at me all the way. No one else got in trouble for being inside the (perfectly safe, parked) RV, not even my sister, just me. I was mortified knowing my friends watched my mom spank me all the way down the block, and silently outraged at the injustice of it because I was where I said I would be, in front of my friend's house. The unfairness added extra flavor to the emotional damage!! (Steven, please use a version of this in one of your videos! Maybe the catharsis I will get from seeing it will help heal the emotional damage. Not joking.)
@venisontron
@venisontron 2 жыл бұрын
"Because children don't have money, they can't think of a way to get out of the situation." still kills me every time
@lizparilla3007
@lizparilla3007 2 жыл бұрын
😄🤣🤣🤣
@julianhayes9043
@julianhayes9043 2 жыл бұрын
That's why to this day when I enter the supermarket and turns out I don't need to get something, I still buy something so that I can leave
@yuxuanhuang3523
@yuxuanhuang3523 2 жыл бұрын
@@julianhayes9043 WHY? I learned to exit the entrance empty-handed at 10. WHAT A FAILURE ! (just kidding) But it was quite embarrassing back then
@julianhayes9043
@julianhayes9043 2 жыл бұрын
@@yuxuanhuang3523 but that's when I develop a really strong desire for cookies, my means of escape and to munch on whilst trying to write essays.
@JosephByrne
@JosephByrne 2 жыл бұрын
"Very effective."
@roderickcortez138
@roderickcortez138 Жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican and holding the light for my dad made me the broken man that I am today. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE CABRON.
@PurplePlatypurse
@PurplePlatypurse Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌🏽🔥🔥
@dr.carmichael530
@dr.carmichael530 Жыл бұрын
If you have an immigrant dad. You can just relate to this whole video.
@ConnorRK-nk8rg
@ConnorRK-nk8rg Жыл бұрын
​@@dr.carmichael530Or me who had an alcoholic white dad 😂😭
@narugs5179
@narugs5179 7 ай бұрын
Sí, CABRÓN!
@surr3al305
@surr3al305 3 жыл бұрын
This hits too close to home, especially the one about being left at the counter as a kid. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry
@oddone3153
@oddone3153 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry son
@y2everything223
@y2everything223 3 жыл бұрын
I'm with you fam, worse when your Dad comes back and acts like an ass to the worker
@TheOnlyCommanderYT
@TheOnlyCommanderYT 3 жыл бұрын
That’s super emotional damage
@Alexander-qp7br
@Alexander-qp7br 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@methos4866
@methos4866 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah my mom did that as well. Not even Asian, that's just a parent thing.
@MarTheMyth
@MarTheMyth 3 жыл бұрын
dude really said “not as low as your IQ” i couldn’t hold it together and my entire job heard me cracking up in the break room
@techno_halo8976
@techno_halo8976 3 жыл бұрын
xDD
@johnangel9053
@johnangel9053 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@crid215
@crid215 3 жыл бұрын
😅😆😂🤣🤣🤣😀😄😊😁☺😉
@marcmonge3704
@marcmonge3704 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. That one triggered me too. 😅
@joker6solitaire
@joker6solitaire Жыл бұрын
I'm in my 30s, my dad is in his 80s, and the screwdriver scenario STILL happens. I completely relate to Little Steven curling up on the floor 😂
@ArynBendah
@ArynBendah Жыл бұрын
I'm in my thirties, my dad is in his sixties. We experience similar things still. Like a few weeks ago, he asked me to do something for him involving his truck. He gave me instructions verbally. I repeated them verbatim back to him, and he said, "No." Told me that if I had to ask questions, that I'm of no help. It was like being 16 all over again XD The following afternoon, he was more clear-headed, so he gave me the instructions again, I repeated them, and he said, "Yes, lemme write them down."
@FrostWasAbductedYT
@FrostWasAbductedYT 3 ай бұрын
@@ArynBendahyour dad sounds like an alcoholic lol
@SaxualiTea
@SaxualiTea 3 жыл бұрын
My dad must be taking these classes because he does this every-time. He’s a top student I’m assuming based on how much emotional trauma he’s given me when helping him move something.
@petargaming6635
@petargaming6635 3 жыл бұрын
Since when can water and his son Tea uninvent physics
@vortexgaming6775
@vortexgaming6775 3 жыл бұрын
A fellow failure
@patinho5589
@patinho5589 3 жыл бұрын
@Marvelous Mulhim I can see it. We call it a ‘plaster’ not a ‘bandage’.
@Spacebug111
@Spacebug111 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry I’m British I must colonise you
@travislupum
@travislupum 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the emotion damage giver and I'm the youngest 🤣
@catlvr15
@catlvr15 3 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the job interview being like this- “You’re 9 years old, why are you applying for a job?” “I’m Asian.” “Understood, carry on.”
@grhead812
@grhead812 3 жыл бұрын
Relatable. Got a job as a mechanic at 10 years old. You know poor problems require poor solution.
@sifanikalsa9790
@sifanikalsa9790 3 жыл бұрын
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@lavender8036
@lavender8036 3 жыл бұрын
That was so bad it was good😂😭
@hicak0242
@hicak0242 3 жыл бұрын
i would like to be a neurosurgeon
@miguelroldao6939
@miguelroldao6939 3 жыл бұрын
"Shouldn't you be in school" "I come here on one foot. My other foot is walking 20 mile uphill and fighting lion to go to school"
@time2livelife
@time2livelife 3 жыл бұрын
OMG my mom totally does both “grocery line” and “reverse grocery line”. Once she even told me to put the cart away and started driving away while I was doing it. So, I relate to this video on a spiritual level.
@pit655420
@pit655420 3 жыл бұрын
Emotional damage
@blkm4n11
@blkm4n11 3 жыл бұрын
Oh that's savage to do this 😂😂
@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi
@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi 3 жыл бұрын
@X-O Kimberly this is an English comment on the English side of KZbin, go back to... spain?
@IAmInfinitus208
@IAmInfinitus208 3 жыл бұрын
@@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi Bloody bots...
@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi
@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi 3 жыл бұрын
@@MadeUpNoun ? Wait, I just realized what you said
@TheRCs2014
@TheRCs2014 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for all your parenting tips. I have watched and rewatched your emotional damage instructions and my home is now running on a full failure management regime.
@simplistic116
@simplistic116 3 жыл бұрын
The emotional damage move is very powerful. No amount of self-confidence or therapy will ever stop it.
@williamlevison9966
@williamlevison9966 3 жыл бұрын
Someone: Resists emotional damage Also them: dEpReSsIoN
@Awng8
@Awng8 3 жыл бұрын
@Red 🧢 just one video 💀
@jinzhang9179
@jinzhang9179 3 жыл бұрын
e mo tion al damage
@henrystark3746
@henrystark3746 3 жыл бұрын
As an asian person using a alt account to use as emotional damage shield, can confir.
@yanchan7958
@yanchan7958 3 жыл бұрын
This just became a bot hotspot
@kovidghiya1667
@kovidghiya1667 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Steven's dad was probably a failure to Steven's grandad. It's every Asian kids legacy. To be a FAILURE.
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see Steven's dad being evaluated by Steven's dad's dad. I hope Steven will make that video. SDD supports S as a way of inflicting Emotional Damage to SD, like how most grandparents operate
@vpanwar1235
@vpanwar1235 3 жыл бұрын
We should change" Asians " to" failures" 😂😂
@kylecheng3710
@kylecheng3710 3 жыл бұрын
My dad is second generation so he tends to be more laid back My mom on the other hand matches the stereotype down to the t I love it especially when i dont know the answer to a math problem and she yells at me to remember how to solve it and breaks clotheshangers on my back until i cant see the problem anymore through the tears in my eyes, and i clam up under the kitchen sink in a puddle of my own tears, regretting everything leading up to this point in life 7*4=28 7*4=28 7*4=28 7*4=28 *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
@twa9995
@twa9995 3 жыл бұрын
@@kylecheng3710 im sorry
@kylecheng3710
@kylecheng3710 3 жыл бұрын
One time in middle school i met this asian kid who was so emotionally sensitive, i always wanted to ask him if hes ever been beaten as a child, but i didnt want to be sent to the counselors office
@arandomweeb1890
@arandomweeb1890 3 жыл бұрын
“Go get the screw driver over there” “Which one?” “The one in the box” I might not be Asian but as a Hispanic I can really feel this emotional damage hitting hard
@adrianmartinez5765
@adrianmartinez5765 3 жыл бұрын
We all felt this pain hermano
@lokith8660
@lokith8660 3 жыл бұрын
I was drinking tea in this scene and it just switches to him lying down with the box next to him and I almost spit the tea XD
@BlueTheSquid
@BlueTheSquid 3 жыл бұрын
I felt this with a Hispanic mom and an Asian father
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 3 жыл бұрын
My dad tried stuff like this, but then I got smart, I would bring the whole box so he could grab the one he wanted.
@seventstormgaming6193
@seventstormgaming6193 3 жыл бұрын
me:*takes a random screwdriver and gives it to him* here is your fookin screwdriver dammit
@HairofQuestionableorigin
@HairofQuestionableorigin 2 жыл бұрын
' the long-range slipper' The amount of qualities Steven's dad and my Irish mother share is frankly astounding.
@roxydzey
@roxydzey 7 ай бұрын
or my lithuanian mother
@JargonMadjin
@JargonMadjin Ай бұрын
I like to imagine the slipper was a weapon before it was used as footwear
@deen4305
@deen4305 3 жыл бұрын
The emotional damage caused by "get me 'the thing' from 'the room'" is something that happens far too often in my household. I still don't know what thing and from which room
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 3 жыл бұрын
The screwdriver that can unscrew srews obviously.
@The.Minorin
@The.Minorin 3 жыл бұрын
get me that thing from there, up there but below there. right there.... *PAIN*
@TheWasteOfTime
@TheWasteOfTime 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in my 40's and my Dad still does this with me.
@tbx8x_
@tbx8x_ 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same i sometimes build furniture with my dad and he asks for the screw driver and he's like THE LONG ONE and i go THEY ARE ALL LONG and then he says BRUH THE GREEN ONE and i go YOU HAVE LIKE FIVE OF THOSE. lol its kinda hilarious very confusing too lol.
@notepadpowersnail1860
@notepadpowersnail1860 3 жыл бұрын
My grandma often says “that who, bring me that thing from that place”. Somehow, my uncle always understands what she means.
@deputyrook6232
@deputyrook6232 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen's dad: "Hold it low as your IQ." Stephen: *drops the phone*
@chickenfried12
@chickenfried12 3 жыл бұрын
*_Phone rips a hole through Earth and lands on an assembly line in China, where Steven’s uncle finds it and instantly senses failure energy_*
@DR_Sam_YouTube
@DR_Sam_YouTube 3 жыл бұрын
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ this Rickroll gives me EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@x8nis
@x8nis 3 жыл бұрын
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ you're painfully unfunny
@keys6043
@keys6043 3 жыл бұрын
@@x8nis it’s probably a bot
@goovanastudios
@goovanastudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@x8nis fr tho
@leMiG31
@leMiG31 2 жыл бұрын
"The one with the handle" Kills me
@AadivAnimates
@AadivAnimates 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Steven’s dad just refers to sons/daughters as failures instead
@callmen1cc
@callmen1cc 3 жыл бұрын
the true gender neutral term for children
@yechris2001
@yechris2001 3 жыл бұрын
@@callmen1cc LOL
@aafiasultana6716
@aafiasultana6716 3 жыл бұрын
@@callmen1cc no discrimination at all
@neowolf09
@neowolf09 3 жыл бұрын
@@callmen1cc 🤣👍
@AadivAnimates
@AadivAnimates 3 жыл бұрын
@@callmen1cc I was literally just about to say that lmaoooo
@melimelon5368
@melimelon5368 3 жыл бұрын
Another good way to cause emotional damage is to tell your kid to do one task, then right after they start yell at them to do another task even though they aren't done, then when they start on the new task yell at them for not finishing the other task. This should cause emotional damage that will affect their ability to multi-task for the rest of their life. For extra affect, add more than three tasks at once
@viliametiko391
@viliametiko391 2 жыл бұрын
Steven He voice: Emooottional damage
@christianpalmer225
@christianpalmer225 2 жыл бұрын
It works on husbands too. I know from experience.
@cuebj
@cuebj 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianpalmer225 I'm with you in that hole.
@samael7867
@samael7867 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianpalmer225 and with nurses too... i am a nurse... and i am emotional DAAAMAGED
@smb.
@smb. 2 жыл бұрын
In a weird way it made me better at multitasking esp under pressure. This is coming from an african household tho so who knows how the emotional damage works 😂💀
@TimeBucks
@TimeBucks 3 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate
@Wigoleven
@Wigoleven 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@milkiestboi
@milkiestboi 3 жыл бұрын
@Tina Bulea damn it
@jasona7029
@jasona7029 3 жыл бұрын
But that is an emotional damage tho
@ValWillKay
@ValWillKay 3 жыл бұрын
Of course, it's practically a documentary
@tanjilrahman5042
@tanjilrahman5042 3 жыл бұрын
So nice
@WildPotat0
@WildPotat0 2 жыл бұрын
Dang it's almost like my parents studied every frame of this video.
@themamasquirrel7274
@themamasquirrel7274 Жыл бұрын
Mine, too. And we're white.
@WildPotat0
@WildPotat0 Жыл бұрын
Never said I was Asian 😮
@themamasquirrel7274
@themamasquirrel7274 Жыл бұрын
Sorry. I saw the Phat and did not read the rest. I have a Chinese friend who says dang a lot. Sorry for the misassumptions.
@dankicks
@dankicks 2 жыл бұрын
My parents did reverse grocery line a number of times. The flashbacks are constantly delivering extra Emotional Damage throughout my adult life. Very Effective.
@URAGOOFUS
@URAGOOFUS 2 жыл бұрын
i read very effective as he said it XD
@SmolQuaso-
@SmolQuaso- 2 жыл бұрын
@@URAGOOFUS also Emotional damage XD
@anonymously_719
@anonymously_719 2 жыл бұрын
What😰😰😰
@prokiresdaksh8291
@prokiresdaksh8291 2 жыл бұрын
That right there is Emotional Damage 😂🤝
@SparklyOrangeSoda
@SparklyOrangeSoda 2 жыл бұрын
@@prokiresdaksh8291 very effective.
@Nikoli29
@Nikoli29 3 жыл бұрын
Ok. Can we be serious. Stevens dad is literally carrying his yt channel.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Facts.
@daninit1743
@daninit1743 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@snes09
@snes09 3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe did that cause emotional damage? I just want to complete my notes
@miltonplatypus2217
@miltonplatypus2217 3 жыл бұрын
yes definatly best character but the cooking at lunch is up there also i love those ones. farm a potato at 15 min lunch plus when combined these two characters make good chuckle laughs everytime even after 12 re watches still get a laugh now thats good strong lasting good humor yes its so good its good twice .😺🐾
@Saffie19
@Saffie19 3 жыл бұрын
He kinda has to, as his son is a Failure! 🤣
@temshopping
@temshopping 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he knows actual weaknesses of children scares me.
@claricelee7173
@claricelee7173 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's because he felt it wen he was a child
@gsiya4023
@gsiya4023 3 жыл бұрын
Every asian was once a kid And every asian kid was once a failure
@glamordil_chigyoraku
@glamordil_chigyoraku 3 жыл бұрын
@@gsiya4023 true
@giornogiovanna3811
@giornogiovanna3811 3 жыл бұрын
@@claricelee7173 yes thats true, but its not just him, every asian had to go through this hell on earth my dad told me to move the light so he can see i move by an inch then my dad says and i quote "stop moving it"
@dallas2697
@dallas2697 3 жыл бұрын
@@claricelee7173 Same
@AirplaneModeIsOn
@AirplaneModeIsOn Жыл бұрын
1:22 "ThEy AlL hAvE hAnDlEs" had me laughing for 30 minutes lmao
@joshuas.4969
@joshuas.4969 3 жыл бұрын
Steven's grandpa is such a pro Asian dad, that his son still has a wound near his eyebrow.
@sifanikalsa9790
@sifanikalsa9790 3 жыл бұрын
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@joshuas.4969
@joshuas.4969 3 жыл бұрын
oh god the bots, the attention was both a blessing and a curse.
@flashyvixen3077
@flashyvixen3077 3 жыл бұрын
If there is any bots just report it Maybe response to it though they may like it idk idc bye
@AConquerorsVendetta
@AConquerorsVendetta 3 жыл бұрын
Any word on what caused that? Surprised the bandaid is around a month later
@manlikesalimo7772
@manlikesalimo7772 3 жыл бұрын
This man will make us all proud when raising children Edit: Holy shit 1.5k likes thanks guys
@Chinanairhair
@Chinanairhair 3 жыл бұрын
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ nobody asked-
@Chinanairhair
@Chinanairhair 3 жыл бұрын
he will with laughter for me but in no way am i gonna raise my children like my dad or asian💀 its sucks- but then you laugh
@alexdudjak8430
@alexdudjak8430 3 жыл бұрын
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ I think you have emotional damage
@foarest
@foarest 3 жыл бұрын
If only we could make him proud…
@Makoto_Oksana
@Makoto_Oksana 3 жыл бұрын
@@eca3211 no one ask
@vivianpham518
@vivianpham518 3 жыл бұрын
I am extremely worried for the well being of Steven’s future children...
@sifanikalsa9790
@sifanikalsa9790 3 жыл бұрын
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@badenglish7979
@badenglish7979 3 жыл бұрын
all asian child more or less go through the same pain
@donthaveanameyetnordoihave6906
@donthaveanameyetnordoihave6906 3 жыл бұрын
I meann stevens dad must have experienced the same thing like how is he so good at failure management
@itskaiks3469
@itskaiks3469 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, at least they won’t be depr-… at least they won’t feel like they aren’t good enou- at least they won’t be a failure in his ey- at least he won’t acually do this because this is all just for the funni!
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 3 жыл бұрын
@@badenglish7979 Asian? And anyone who is over the age of 50. The car fix brought back fine memories.
@GauarvKor
@GauarvKor Жыл бұрын
1:20 was out of this world. his voice and face though
@kukisanban4684
@kukisanban4684 3 жыл бұрын
As a "failure" to a father who no doubt graduated this class with flying colours, I can tell you that the methods described are 100% effective and you don't even need to be Asian to apply them.
@THE_SOSC
@THE_SOSC 3 жыл бұрын
Technically this is "made in China"
@momagiraffe4989
@momagiraffe4989 3 жыл бұрын
underrated reply right there
@vladimirputin8285
@vladimirputin8285 3 жыл бұрын
@@THE_SOSC as an Indian I can relate to this more than ever
@THE_SOSC
@THE_SOSC 3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirputin8285 either made in India or made in China but usually very rarely made in another country
@bettyberleigh866
@bettyberleigh866 3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirputin8285 me too
@GrandpaStories826
@GrandpaStories826 3 жыл бұрын
This man his taking the acting to another level. He needs a plaque for his talent.
@djgamer5223
@djgamer5223 3 жыл бұрын
Why the coments are random links and a guy telling that steven he sucks? You really have bad luck
@kodownmines2996
@kodownmines2996 3 жыл бұрын
Sheesh
@JokukranTheileochy
@JokukranTheileochy 3 жыл бұрын
@@djgamer5223 It's all bots
@doodlebob6397
@doodlebob6397 3 жыл бұрын
when I have “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” Steven is there to help me
@averagegamer7082
@averagegamer7082 3 жыл бұрын
First real comment that isn’t promoting anything
@anianakamura3450
@anianakamura3450 3 жыл бұрын
@@averagegamer7082 yasssss
@fridgerated220
@fridgerated220 3 жыл бұрын
Steven is there to help you take even more emotional damage.
@tophat3790
@tophat3790 3 жыл бұрын
He is just a fake Mr beast and used veiws bots to get lots of veiws on a video so others would watch it and he would scam you
@Wh4tsKrak3n
@Wh4tsKrak3n 3 жыл бұрын
@Red 🧢 your name it true you are capping
@whyshouldi9786
@whyshouldi9786 2 жыл бұрын
My dad always does this, he points in a general direction and says get that thing over there. When I don’t find whatever he is talking about in 3 seconds he tells me I’m blind and non observant. One time he told me to find his keys before he got home. I looked everywhere and couldn’t find it. It turns out it was in his pocket the whole time. It was very effective emotional damage.
@paulinepeters6443
@paulinepeters6443 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he doesn't say your child, instead he says failure.
@Trumpisscum-420
@Trumpisscum-420 3 жыл бұрын
Erasing their identity, ultimate in emotional damage.
@saathviktummala9892
@saathviktummala9892 3 жыл бұрын
@@Trumpisscum-420 LOL
@aragorn1780
@aragorn1780 3 жыл бұрын
They only exist because of condom FAILURE! xDDD
@Terra_Lopez
@Terra_Lopez 3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? I'm glad I didn't have to say it.
@jeryhamna2687
@jeryhamna2687 3 жыл бұрын
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@ragnaroksolstice5832
@ragnaroksolstice5832 2 жыл бұрын
I’m now convinced that this isn’t just a Guideline, but a complete daily checklist for all parents, both new and veterans🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thulanilanga643
@thulanilanga643 2 жыл бұрын
Veterans wtf 🤣🤣🤣
@strivingstranger6
@strivingstranger6 2 жыл бұрын
You said it
@errolkim1334
@errolkim1334 2 жыл бұрын
Its a professional introduction course. If you master it you can move on to different grades, like belts in Karate
@HAI.1
@HAI.1 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@neilpatrick8692
@neilpatrick8692 2 жыл бұрын
Honkai Impact 3rd Evolutions 2016-2022 Ch 1-28 #allbeez #honkaiImpact3rd #anime kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpjUoKGPjZehm6s
@Folabina
@Folabina 3 жыл бұрын
I heard that kids all around the world are now using Steven's EMOTIONAL DAMGAGE as a weapon to defeat their parents.
@Porkybomb
@Porkybomb 3 жыл бұрын
POV: When parents level 1000 emotional damage, i am 99.7% asian
@Petero3
@Petero3 3 жыл бұрын
Very effective
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@laylaomer4944
@laylaomer4944 3 жыл бұрын
@SILVIA CAMORA You have broken my brain
@user-sg8wf5qo9s
@user-sg8wf5qo9s 3 жыл бұрын
Valid only if pronounced with Steven's dad's accent*
@DeliahAyala.2.14.91.
@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. Жыл бұрын
I love that your sponsor is in cancer research and treatment! You are so down to earth and your content is hilarious. (PS, props on whoever picked out your bandaid or blended it I didnt notice it until the very end)
@sally8708
@sally8708 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s not in aisle 8.” I completely lost it. I was laughing so hard that I had to skip back a few times because I kept missing lines from laughing so hard 🤣
@BlameJuliet
@BlameJuliet 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂😂
@GodOfMoonlight
@GodOfMoonlight 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one who was doing this 😂
@RagbagMcShag
@RagbagMcShag 2 жыл бұрын
@David Van Well imagine ever thinking that an app is working correctly lmao
@bombdotcom2168
@bombdotcom2168 2 жыл бұрын
The panic with the "Where's the green??" though XDD My mother is Mexican but she was still like this X"D
@harrodharrod5239
@harrodharrod5239 Жыл бұрын
The delivery on that line is spot on. Wonder how many takes it took.
@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn
@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you, my entire school is now repeatedly saying "emotional damage" whenever someone says the word emotional. Which is a lot. Thank you Steven. Edit: What. 1.4k likes. Thanks guys that's pretty cool.
@maheshgollamudi5327
@maheshgollamudi5327 3 жыл бұрын
Same with my school too bro
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Haha please tell me that makes my day 👑🙌🏻
@dino7855
@dino7855 3 жыл бұрын
Arent we from the same school?! Lol
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Webster should put me in their dictionary under emotional damage
@dino7855
@dino7855 3 жыл бұрын
@SILVIA CAMORA omg wth...
@RenderingUser
@RenderingUser 3 жыл бұрын
as an asian kid i cannot stress how relatable this is and just how much i want to hide this video from my parents
@alijabbar3744
@alijabbar3744 3 жыл бұрын
yes, very relatable indeed
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile they’re taking notes in the back😂😂😂
@Gibsonsg1991
@Gibsonsg1991 3 жыл бұрын
69th like, and same I can relate
@tommitchell7294
@tommitchell7294 3 жыл бұрын
Don't show your Asian parents this video --- they don't like to be called out on their emotional abuse tendencies 🤣🤣
@satansbarman
@satansbarman 3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe or they've probably got a few extra pointers, like "ha, he such a failure, lots of missed opportunities there" while watching
@jaxter2635
@jaxter2635 Жыл бұрын
2:29 love that sound before the word "hide"
@Justachamp772
@Justachamp772 3 жыл бұрын
Man has done it again, he knows everything, he's taking full advantage of the emotional damage meme went viral. Sir you truly are amazing
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Never imagined of all the lines I’ve written, for emotional damage to catch on
@shiyamprakash6545
@shiyamprakash6545 3 жыл бұрын
Finally he's getting the attention he deserves for
@doormatcat
@doormatcat 3 жыл бұрын
He already had like 1 mil subs before this big boom yk
@ArcherOfHoshido
@ArcherOfHoshido 3 жыл бұрын
We need an episode where Steven's grandfather enters the scene and Steven's dad gets flashbacks from when he was a kid
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit XD the moment he calls out stephen for being a failure and then hears from behind, this donut says he raised a failure. HA! Don't make me laugh. And stephens dad just turns around slowly with a grimm facial expression as he knows that voice
@yvonnejones9940
@yvonnejones9940 3 жыл бұрын
Emotional Damage squared!!!!!!!!!
@turkeynugget2480
@turkeynugget2480 3 жыл бұрын
yessss
@kirana6275
@kirana6275 3 жыл бұрын
Only for fans over 18 years old LOCALDATE.MONSTER/TATSUHISHA Life's story is a short journey so have fun before you sleeping 🥰 Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@christiandevincent4334
@christiandevincent4334 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, yes please. The fact that Steven liked this is kinda getting my hopes up
@fireoflife
@fireoflife 2 жыл бұрын
My white mom was an asian dad. She pulled this *exact* same stuff.
@yandra_dev
@yandra_dev 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@themamasquirrel7274
@themamasquirrel7274 Жыл бұрын
Mine was a narcissist. The word was not commonly used, so no one understood the Emotional Damage inflicted.
@themamasquirrel7274
@themamasquirrel7274 Жыл бұрын
I am sorry that we share this. Your comment shed a light on my world. Now I will laugh at the hijinks my family pulled.
@TamunaTsertsvadze
@TamunaTsertsvadze 3 жыл бұрын
"You must contradict yourself" LOL so accurate! 🤣🤣🤣👌 And the "get the thing" too 🤣🤣🤣
@kimonisandi1435
@kimonisandi1435 3 жыл бұрын
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@akira_ariga
@akira_ariga 3 жыл бұрын
The way he said “where’s the green” was exactly me as a kid freaking out in hmart when mom told me to get tofu xD
@aleisterlavey9716
@aleisterlavey9716 3 жыл бұрын
" tofu? More like tf....
@plat1691
@plat1691 3 жыл бұрын
"Todala" " What tha HAIIIIL" " EMOTIONAL DAMAGE " " FAILURE " " UP HILL BOTHWAYS " are literally the most iconic lines ever 😭😭 it reminds me of my brother Edit : forgot " I will send u to Jeesus" What the haiiiiiil 1.1k likes thanks everybody I won't be called a failure anymore The failure killer drones are attacking help meee
@lowqualityposts5558
@lowqualityposts5558 3 жыл бұрын
U missed : "I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!"
@linyenchin6773
@linyenchin6773 3 жыл бұрын
Before physics was invented, flew up to turn on the sun each morning...
@juango0075
@juango0075 3 жыл бұрын
“I fought two lions every day. Now they do my taxes” 🤣
@peppapig9987
@peppapig9987 3 жыл бұрын
Stooped
@crazytrevor490
@crazytrevor490 3 жыл бұрын
you missed “very effective”
@stephenstrader1577
@stephenstrader1577 2 жыл бұрын
People probably think I’m crazy because of you Steven! I now walk around randomly muttering “maximum emotional damage!” in an Asian accent 😂
@sheldoncooper5522
@sheldoncooper5522 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Steven’s dad, I thought this might help since I’m a mechanic. To fix the fuel pressure regulator pipe, you need to first remove it using a cross head screwdriver, drain all the fluid from the engine, disconnect all the exhaust lines, unbolt the transmission and rewrite the whole car and in case that doesn’t work, sell it. Hope it helps!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Thank you I'll give it a try
@DO0DL3R-YT
@DO0DL3R-YT 3 жыл бұрын
Yoooo
@woodlandairsoft9846
@woodlandairsoft9846 3 жыл бұрын
Yo mr. He
@echoi7119
@echoi7119 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to cross thread all the bolts, short all the wires, pour in the blinker fluid, and put rtv on the head gasket! You call yourself a mechanic?!
@thb7735
@thb7735 3 жыл бұрын
@@echoi7119 well that part is kinda selfexplanatory and obvious. He probably asumed that would be common sense
@sethyuikora2
@sethyuikora2 2 жыл бұрын
Hold The Light was definitely a bonding experience I'll never forget. Bonus points if dad drops a bolt into the undercarriage, but blames it on you. You just want it all to end, then it happens. "Just go away, you're no help." You have to spend the next week reaffirming yourself that you were definitely doing everything he told you to do, trying not to be gas-lit. Steven, why do you have to dig up these old wounds?
@hustle3011
@hustle3011 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God the comment about the dropped bolt just brought it all back. Just stood there waiting for it, "if you held the damn light better I wouldn't have dropped the bolt". Emotional damage!
@Faceplant-hl5yn
@Faceplant-hl5yn 2 жыл бұрын
very effective!
@igorbb2900
@igorbb2900 2 жыл бұрын
Emotional Damage!
@draganromcevic6337
@draganromcevic6337 2 жыл бұрын
Yep... 😔
@yandra_dev
@yandra_dev 2 жыл бұрын
Remember all the viewers childhood failures! Very Effective!
@mananself
@mananself 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a little kid, I went on to a trip with my grandma. We were on a bus from one city to another. The bus made a stop. My grandma went off to the bathroom, leaving me in the bus. I was so afraid the bus would depart before she came back. I was crying very hard. That’s one of the few things I remember from that trip about 35 years ago. Emotional damage!
@camhtab5fatu968
@camhtab5fatu968 2 жыл бұрын
'87?
@LootFragg
@LootFragg Жыл бұрын
She actually snuck on to silently sit down behind you so she could enjoy the trauma.
@olegsurchi7411
@olegsurchi7411 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of every time I was in supermarket with my mother where she made me stay in queue while she went to browsem for other stuff without even leaving me money.
@fire_ml
@fire_ml 2 жыл бұрын
The line in the register hit so hard. Please teach kids to let the person behind first if you have not arrived yet 😭😭... Cuz' damn! The anxiety is too much.
@eundaehee
@eundaehee 3 жыл бұрын
lmao imagine someone who actually took these jokes too seriously and trying it on their kids one by one 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Wait your parents don’t?!?
@eundaehee
@eundaehee 3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe 😂😂 ofc they do, I myself have personally experienced those one by one as a child.
@miraculousblink
@miraculousblink 3 жыл бұрын
@@eundaehee well as an Asian this video almost made me cry because I never knew my parents were always been using this on me on purpose those mistakes were never a mistake I am not guilty at all but anyway that can't change the fact That I am a FAILURE 🥺🥺 Asain parents are not gonna take this joke because now it a tradition to give there kids emotional damage in inheritance
@bing_bong_i_did_your_mom_uwu
@bing_bong_i_did_your_mom_uwu 3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe i mean my parents sometimes do this
@baconboy486
@baconboy486 3 жыл бұрын
@@miraculousblink Crying from how funny and relatable this video is or crying from emotional damage?
@EmelinStriker
@EmelinStriker 2 жыл бұрын
as someone with an asian mom, i can say that i did get emotional damage to this day, she still tells me to do something in such a vague way, then gets angry at me when i ask about it- she always goes "be more flexible!" or "use your brain!"
@Supreme_King23
@Supreme_King23 2 жыл бұрын
Emotional damage. Very effective
@thejasminedragonmerchant6843
@thejasminedragonmerchant6843 2 жыл бұрын
I can empathise. My mom is so vague 90% of the time and then gets annoyed with me when I ask for clarification, which just feels bad (every single object or action is a "thing" she refuses to elaborate on unless heavily, repeatedly asked 😑).
@kaiite
@kaiite 2 жыл бұрын
omg "use your brain" could be my mom's catchphrase. She says it like "wow it's so obvious you dumb idiot"
@Nah_no_cap
@Nah_no_cap 2 жыл бұрын
Story of my life
@MamaBanana
@MamaBanana 2 жыл бұрын
‘Use your brain!, y r u so stupid a?!’ Yep, story of my life.
@hunterepicness4303
@hunterepicness4303 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so pround of how Steven He has grown tremendously ever since he's infamous quote "Emotional Damage" became a trend on different media's. Used to watch him when he'd video's would get just 500k views and when he was at 600k subs and now few months later when I come back to check he's at 3.36mil sub's and has over 5mil views on his videos!
@_jaded
@_jaded 3 жыл бұрын
glad i found the meme and the channel
@tanishqpandey9564
@tanishqpandey9564 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same :)
@minecrafter3448
@minecrafter3448 2 жыл бұрын
PROUND
@slashtagboi2804
@slashtagboi2804 Жыл бұрын
the one asian parent boutta take this 2 srsly💀💀💀💀
@AbztractDev
@AbztractDev 3 жыл бұрын
"Hold it low." *holds it low* "What are you doing? Do you want to fail geometry?" "You said hold it low!" "Yes, but not as low as your IQ." 💀
@SendiSiradj
@SendiSiradj 3 жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
@dripnaruto620
@dripnaruto620 3 жыл бұрын
bing bong
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 3 жыл бұрын
Died from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@speaker2tc108
@speaker2tc108 3 жыл бұрын
Veery effecctivee
@Fabulous_Kazuki
@Fabulous_Kazuki 3 жыл бұрын
Emotional Damage That made me laugh in 5 different universe's
@chazredan8249
@chazredan8249 3 жыл бұрын
0:53 "not as low as your IQ level" IM DYING
@amanitamuscaria5863
@amanitamuscaria5863 2 жыл бұрын
My dad tried to pull some of this shit with me when I was a kid as well. I wouldn't have any of it. Taped a flashlight to my dad's head. Brought him all the tools I could find, he can pick out what he needs. I gave my dad emotional damage.
@Troynjk
@Troynjk 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add: Very effective
@kbs1212
@kbs1212 2 жыл бұрын
This killed me hahahaha
@randomdudeontheinternet8266
@randomdudeontheinternet8266 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I too have outsmarted to system by just grabbing everything good on u for figuring this technique out by yourself
@polaroid_.
@polaroid_. 2 жыл бұрын
Dang I wish I knew this sooner
@pranathirkovvuri1087
@pranathirkovvuri1087 2 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE HELP. HE'S TOO STRONG
@Nausica127
@Nausica127 2 жыл бұрын
I am sure my parents took this course. The vague instructions regarding the tools gave me flashbacks.
@MsUlquiorra77
@MsUlquiorra77 3 жыл бұрын
Dad: "You doctor yet?" Son: "No dad, I'm 12" Dad: "Talk to me when you doctor."
@alexanderwilkins1505
@alexanderwilkins1505 3 жыл бұрын
FAMILY GUY
@MsUlquiorra77
@MsUlquiorra77 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderwilkins1505 😆
@felixbakker5571
@felixbakker5571 3 жыл бұрын
when I was 9 I was 25
@Lostwolf16
@Lostwolf16 3 жыл бұрын
Man of culture
@plat1691
@plat1691 3 жыл бұрын
Next episode : Todayla I teach to make your failure a doctor
@NetworkBlue
@NetworkBlue 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the high pitch and sad "they all have handles" was too perfect. The follow up fetal position had me in tears. I've been there lol
@lkly823
@lkly823 3 жыл бұрын
As asians united, I think we all know this is REAL parenting I can absolutely relate to steven
@damara-------9367
@damara-------9367 3 жыл бұрын
Only for fans over 18 years old BABY-GIRLS.ID/ALEXA mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘
@DFG1125
@DFG1125 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not even asian and I've experienced all of these things. This video has ripped open old wounds..
@KshitizBhandari1
@KshitizBhandari1 3 жыл бұрын
“You said hold it low.” “Not as low as your IQ” Had me 😂😂 Edit: and I’m getting more notifications from this comment than my own channel😂
@Jv-oh7wt
@Jv-oh7wt 3 жыл бұрын
Yh man 😂😂😂
@sxlproductions
@sxlproductions 3 жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@dallas2697
@dallas2697 3 жыл бұрын
I woulda just walked back inside
@hilaryxko
@hilaryxko 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@alphagt62
@alphagt62 3 жыл бұрын
I saw a meme the other day, “You think you can hurt my feelings? I used to hold the flashlight for my father!”
@TestilyMC
@TestilyMC 2 жыл бұрын
As an asian, i can support. This is what emotional damage is.
@AdarshAKumar-qi1ky
@AdarshAKumar-qi1ky 3 жыл бұрын
0:14 Ah...the iconic phrase😂
@blu5175
@blu5175 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that this happened last week and im a grown enough to get out of these situations but i still lose my shit when i cant find my mom truly shows its effectiveness
@LeBronyaJames
@LeBronyaJames 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by “grown enough” and “can’t find my mom”?😂
@blu5175
@blu5175 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeBronyaJames read it again
@thomassutphin7904
@thomassutphin7904 3 жыл бұрын
I love that these lessons transcend race and ethnicity - white parents do these all the time, super effective.
@spitefirespartangaming
@spitefirespartangaming 3 жыл бұрын
some people have perfected it by going out for milk and never coming back.
@slightlybluish3587
@slightlybluish3587 3 жыл бұрын
eh, do they?
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 3 жыл бұрын
@@spitefirespartangaming Legend say there still some masters who will come back years later, and then do it all over again for extra emotional damage. Very effective!
@Sunless1337
@Sunless1337 3 жыл бұрын
@@slightlybluish3587 I work at Trader Joe's in a wealthy suburb. Happens alllll the time, though we usually have the product, lol.
@thewizard3075
@thewizard3075 3 жыл бұрын
@@innocentbystander3317Without realizing, I just read this on stevens voice by default..
@proliona
@proliona 2 жыл бұрын
I can completely relate to this. From yet another asian it is all COMPLETELY TRUE!!!
@carsonhua7645
@carsonhua7645 3 жыл бұрын
1:30 Step 1: Lie down Step 2 : Try not to cry Step 3 : Cry anyways
@SniperJade71
@SniperJade71 3 жыл бұрын
The way he refers to the kid as "your failure" has me in tears
@swatdude6450
@swatdude6450 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the classic. "Not reading the instructions to the thing they're doing, leaving it to the side for you to curiously read, and then you notice they're doing something wrong and try to fix it and then they get pissed at you for implying they're doing it wrong. And then they did it wrong, you fix it, and they get pissed at you for not helping earlier."
@ThatFloofyOne
@ThatFloofyOne 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the classic must be mentioned
@Mitaka-Asa
@Mitaka-Asa 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck me. This is too accurate
@mubassirzaman7202
@mubassirzaman7202 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, but that was some North American parents make you do though.
@khaalidcarab115
@khaalidcarab115 2 жыл бұрын
This!!!!!
@mokufreeman4692
@mokufreeman4692 2 жыл бұрын
That right there? That is emotional damage.
@Swiftheart.Swift14
@Swiftheart.Swift14 Жыл бұрын
“Hallo, I am a professional Asian” wise words.
@monkeman4787
@monkeman4787 3 жыл бұрын
Emotional damage. One of the greatest memes, we are blessed to witness this. Thank you Steven
@errolkim1334
@errolkim1334 2 жыл бұрын
That tool scene in the garage is my childhood in a nutshell. I used to just start panicking and crying in seconds....the thing I'd been sent for was never there. Or if it was , I knew it by a different name. Emotional Damage ensued....and it's with me to this day.
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 2 жыл бұрын
The grocery and the light are my childhood
@errolkim1334
@errolkim1334 2 жыл бұрын
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 in Ireland it was potatoes, not soy, but same principle was in effect, as was the emoshunnal damage..
@joonalehtinen8041
@joonalehtinen8041 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry.. :'( 🙏 I know the feeling
@anjingbabi4468
@anjingbabi4468 2 жыл бұрын
Childhood? Now i am an adult with kids. My dad still orders me to do menial task like this when i visit. And he still gives vague instructions like in the video.
@iamghast3697
@iamghast3697 2 жыл бұрын
Nonono, the best part of this is when you were looking in that particular spot the thing you were looking for wasn't there and then when they go to get it, VOILA its in their hands and they call you blind. Emotional damage
@burlyhusky4611
@burlyhusky4611 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, my parents must have paid a full crash course of emotional damage from Steven's dad because they have been using these techniques on me and my brothers even before i was born
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh they were straight A students back in Failure Management
@chibbiChibb
@chibbiChibb Жыл бұрын
Just need a finisher with him saying the most unholy sentence "I'm not mad, im just disappointed"
@ev-sb
@ev-sb 3 жыл бұрын
Nah the fact that his first videos are almost a year old makes me realise how fast time has gone by 😭 I started watching right at the beginning and showed my friends about a month later, now half my year watches them lol
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын
That is sooo awesome. Thanks for being in the early squad
@jasonrizzo9293
@jasonrizzo9293 3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe early squad is best squad, I've been here since 16k. So cool how many subs u got now!
@gsiya4023
@gsiya4023 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonrizzo9293 true
@that_deaf_dude99
@that_deaf_dude99 3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe can you do Steven failing at sports
@MrTrickster5
@MrTrickster5 3 жыл бұрын
The way he says "Emotional Damage" will never gets old 😂
@ylstorage7085
@ylstorage7085 3 жыл бұрын
I know right, more than a billion Chinese world wide, we chose to use the accent spoken by the 6%.
@ayanotanabe5220
@ayanotanabe5220 2 жыл бұрын
Omg the checkout line skit is SO TRUE.
@shahabhamidi4625
@shahabhamidi4625 3 жыл бұрын
As an Arab I'm glad to see that emotional damage is united amongst all ethnicities :') we are one through #EmotionalDamage
@nadabaghdadi958
@nadabaghdadi958 2 жыл бұрын
هالا
@spookeryt302
@spookeryt302 3 жыл бұрын
Steven He's "Emotional Damage" is so strong that everyone feels the "Emotional Damage".
@xenon_silva
@xenon_silva 3 жыл бұрын
"Eemotional Daamage"
@deezworld2318
@deezworld2318 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how strict parents of different countries and races are so similar haha. I'm African, and can relate. However, "emotional damage" is stuck in my head and I can't stop laughing. Nice one bro...very effective 😁
@royhyde8842
@royhyde8842 2 жыл бұрын
Yeeees I am African too and basically every one I know and myself grew up like this.. including HEAVY physical damage. Haha
@jay21597
@jay21597 2 жыл бұрын
Bro it's crazy how we all have the same stories.
@royhyde8842
@royhyde8842 2 жыл бұрын
@@jay21597 riiìiighhhhht!!! and its not like they all went to the exact same school, got taught by the exact same teacher and they all scored the exact same grade.. cz I am from Africa and this is exactly what we all experience.
@spidergirl7290
@spidergirl7290 2 жыл бұрын
@@royhyde8842 LMAO ALL the damages, all of them!
@mateusmachadomartinsjunior4309
@mateusmachadomartinsjunior4309 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing here In brazil
@zdislavek_cz
@zdislavek_cz Жыл бұрын
2:39 that right there, is *real emotional damage*
@JohnSmith-bp7ok
@JohnSmith-bp7ok 2 жыл бұрын
The part where you are trying to follow dad’s self-contradicting “geometry word salad” instructions is 110% relatable for people whose fathers come from Eastern Europe LOL 😂 the most confusion happens when assembling IKEA furniture, while helping him do renovations, also moving big furniture in/out of tight spaces at awkward angles is recipe for a high decibel exchange of words punctuated by wide vocabulary of colourful curse words
@dawnstartheanimeman
@dawnstartheanimeman 2 жыл бұрын
Critical Emotional DAMage
@NikButtowski
@NikButtowski 2 жыл бұрын
Great choice of words🤣
@skochko9876
@skochko9876 2 жыл бұрын
I used to be sent to the basement to grab tools so many times,when I did not find the tool I would be yelled at and sent to search it again. in the end it progressed so much over 3 years that I would spend up to 30 min checking whole basement not just tool cupboard for one specific item. and stil get yelled at for his sloppiness and item management. Emotional damage
@edarddragon
@edarddragon 2 жыл бұрын
it is sadly true
@comedyflu
@comedyflu 2 жыл бұрын
You got me good, ngl!
@zemiguel2550
@zemiguel2550 3 жыл бұрын
"You must contradict yourself" - sounds like every parent ever
@Maniacman2030
@Maniacman2030 3 жыл бұрын
It just means... you'll end up doing it, too.
@BreadLord98
@BreadLord98 3 жыл бұрын
"Be so vague, that it's impossible" So relatable
@greatwavefan397
@greatwavefan397 3 жыл бұрын
Having an ESL mom be like:
@santeripit7740
@santeripit7740 Жыл бұрын
"why you moving the light, hold it still, why you moving it round trying to start a disco" 💀
@Random_Rainbow
@Random_Rainbow 2 жыл бұрын
0:53 "not as low as your IQ" Really got me laughing HARD 🤣
@movieedits7454
@movieedits7454 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
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