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[@fullofpoison]

1:59 "STRONG TOSS!" "NYEEHHHHH!!!" *dad walks in* Dad: what are you... i swear to god harley... you are the weirdest child...

[@myst2380]

hive sam-e t)(ing happ-en-ed h-er-e 😂

[@dirk5472]

YASSSS, THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME!

[@BonnieBoestar]

1:40 Any particular reason Eridan was just kneeling on the ground next to Eqiuis's desk doing nothing.

[@Jack-oj4qy]

Hipster.....

[@hellhoundz_133]

Homeboy on a mission

[@maradenchuk3670]

oh you know

[@mynameisvickie3957]

twwenty dollars is twwenty dollars

[@ashfeatherartz]

@@mynameisvickie3957 *WHEEEZZEE*

[@laurengildome9484]

"Hah, it would be so cool and funny if whenever the trolls' blushed, their blush was their blood color! Nepeta would look sick, and Equius would look like he was choki-"

[@laurelofthefluffy7255]

Lauren Gildome Too soon. ;-;

[@Teth47]

+Laurel of the Fluffy It's been years!

[@MGH375]

+Teth47 ITS ALWAYS TOO SOON

[@dqc7179]

TOO SSSSOOOOOONNN

[@dqc7179]

oh yeah

[@Bboychriz82]

I remember someone showed me a picture of Equis before I ever even read Homestuck, and the first words I ever had to say about him were... “WHYS HE LOOK LIKE A HIMBO TWINK?”

[@fullofpoison]

OH EQUIUS YOU MAKE MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI XD

[@gimpcreep]

wo ddlc wuz early

[@VRGLTHVRGN]

I wish I had friends who liked Homestuck that I could tell this story to, but I don't. So I have to resort to telling it in the KZbin comments in hopes that someone will appreciate it. (Backstory: I'm a saggitarius.) So, once I was drinking something (I don't remember what) and I thought that there was a chunk of something in it. So, I reached in to get it out (I don't know why I thought that was a good idea XD) I soon realized that there was nothing there. My roommate (or something) saw the whole thing go down and proceeded to ask me if I wanted a towwel. I laughed so hard, and I can't even begin to imagine what was going through her head at the time.

[@semilladesandia7938]

I appreciate your story . . . Wow . . . I would probably laugh to XD

[@VRGLTHVRGN]

Yup. Pretty sure she's convinced I'm crazy now XD

[@JadeAleman]

Have you ever wished to have friends to like Homestuck? Well now you can have them thanks to THE INTERNET order it now to sell your soul to all the fandoms in the world (I shall be your friend, and so will the Homestucks)

[@VRGLTHVRGN]

+PotatoGamer Raptor :-3

[@7tales311]

i read/red it with a friend. yup, it made it easier to understand what happened

[@morganburkeen7510]

oH eQuIuS yOu MaKe My KoKoRo Go DoKi DoKi

[@myraiguess304]

wwhats up Jade

[@morganburkeen7510]

Eridan Ampora i wasnt talking to you eridan! i was quoting the video

[@myraiguess304]

I knoww. I just wwanted to say hello

[@morganburkeen7510]

Eridan Ampora okay?

[@Elmamariameuamor]

GC: H1 J4D3!

[@ashenfire749]

HIS EYES JUST PUNCHED THE ----ING GLASSES

[@itz_judy32]

Ashenfire Bell HELL YES! IM PROUD TO BE A SAGITTARIUS 😡 😄

[@icyzw277]

+Itz_Judy I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY SAGITTARIUS IN THE ENTIRE HOMESTUCK FANDOM OMG ;0;

[@sirbeefus4104]

ɳicѳ yɑzɑwɑ Sorry but your wrong. On a side note good to see more of my kind.

[@Artrozo]

:O YAY finally a fellow Sagittarius!!

[@MegaGardevoirwooble]

poor eridan he is one of my favorite charecters

[@uncannyoutrageous9798]

Really? What do you see in him? I'm not trying to pick on you. I tried to like him and I honestly don't see it. Please tell me what you like about him. I want to understand all the trolls.

[@MegaGardevoirwooble]

UncannyOutrageous i found him adorable unlike my sister. i think he cute but mean i mean he killed feferi but still hes adorable

[@stardivinity4112]

Eh. I liked Eridan from his voice, accent, and look. But he seemed Cruel to the others, who cares? I don't.

[@uncannyoutrageous9798]

Yeah, I dig his scarf, but he's a jerk.

[@MegaGardevoirwooble]

UncannyOutrageous he called me a god modding bitch when i left from roleplaying

[@ceroashburn8095]

The reason his shades are always cracked is because his eye sight is too strong

[@PhoenixRisingUp66]

equius used eyepunch it was super effective glasses cracked

[@ghostboy283]

yup

[@captaingalaxxy77]

This is the best Equius voice.

[@0hananah0]

I clicked on this just to hear his voice.

[@Bboychriz82]

Same

[@andys.3063]

this shit right here, is I LOVE being a Sagittarius.

[@rufusahhahh922]

Oh god sagittariusus is here Take cover cancers!

[@TorrenOglethorpe]

can i join yall dillweeds. i'm not a sag but i'm a leo so i can just adore all o you

[@TorrenOglethorpe]

***** :o

[@noobartifacts2253]

Andrew Schuenemeyer I'm a cancer and every one calls me karkat and I'm like "bitch I know now take your pathetic life and leave me the fuck alone"such and edgy karkat thing to say

[@centaursapocalypse7259]

Who wouldn't?

[@FizzyFloat]

Eridan: NYEEEHHHHHHH

[@tearay1073]

Eridan: *choking noises*

[@stepdading]

More like "WWEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH"

[@ducktales7315]

NYEH WWEH WWEH , I THE GREAT ERIDAN CHALLENGE YOU

[@plaguecoree]

dont-

[@engibot8187]

FizzyFloat I've seen you before.

[@monokuma2714]

Am I the only person who has a crazy, sweaty obsession with Equius?

[@kharnievore]

No, he's so awesome

[@elliot_rat]

Mono Kuma MARRY ME

[@ximenacanez3436]

i Love Equius

[@rexmad-karma1432]

no i think its summer no wait your not the only one

[@jesterjacks3933]

No, I love him.

[@computerygay270]

I got a ad about sweat mmm (I still come back to these videos from 4 years ago :,)

[@KatTheCuteMonster]

Gamzee: Oh EqUiUs, YoU mAkE mY kOkOrO gO dOkI dOkI! Me: (/).

[@_Harvestman_]

I'm just gonna say it now, Equius and Horuss are bronies. /)

[@derpyhooves9767]

Hi.

[@elliot_rat]

***** k kanrijk what

[@jackroletter7171]

Ever since I started watching your videos, literally EVERY character Ive seen but equius has a perfect match up with voices (Especially Gamzee.). John is a little Iffy and Eridan sounds like he's over-selling it but I feel as if they fit the characters very well. I never got the idea of Equius sounding consistently soft spoken. I always had the notion that he always had a stern and direct tone of voice with it becoming shakey when aggivated or "Stimulated." I cant complain too much though. These videos are friggin hilarious regardless.

[@VSN194]

Your Equius voice triggers my ASMR, oh man.

[@notthatlox8970]

1:56 I play madden and there's a play called "Strong Toss." I can not stop thinking of equius whenever I see it.

[@Kizzeret]

wow it's playing goodbye horses in the background

[@icy_roulette]

We need more equius ask videos omg

[@Weird-to-the-core]

I went to meatspin and it didn't really phase me, Now a music video called "ME!ME!ME!" That's nightmare fuel

[@emilybyun8044]

TRUE

[@littlethiefluka]

I wasn't bothered by that or Meatspin. Is there something wrong with me?

[@Weird-to-the-core]

Tbh I kinda liked both

[@RoleplayHost]

Agreed.

[@tigressa999]

They were both ok to me

[@thisissomedumbshhh1790]

ah that last gamzee bit...perfect for laughs

[@moonjockeys]

Equius, I cannot believe you would attempt to choke a seadweller! He is higher than you, is he not?

[@shinkaicity]

Yes he's high LOL

[@Noodles4Anime]

Sea dweller high is different from landweller high and he doesn't like Eridan..

[@clarences.2877]

some genderfluid nerd Wasn't there some sort of rivalry between violet & indigo bloods? But yes that does seem a bit odd for him.. I would assume.

[@HamtaroWarriors]

I laughed so hard when I heard the choking noises you made for Eridan! XD It reminded me of a Who's Line episode!

[@MarcelLim]

You make my kokoro go doki doki

[@caramccullough3615]

The glasses part is really funny.

[@reggina6297]

I DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT GOOD BYE HORSES IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS VIDEO. I AM SCARED.

[@jackwoo470]

The music was Goodbye Horses. I get it.

[@Ectomotive]

:33

[@goatyboy5734]

Lucilia Ply ..... I .... iM nOt SuRe HoW tO fEeL aBoUt ThIs ShIp..

[@FiSH-iSH]

no.

[@karkatvantas734]

THAT SONG IN THE BACKGROUND IS FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS O_O omg I love this video 110%

[@ValeriaHernandez-kq2vu]

This Equius voice makes me shudder omfg

[@nepetaren1267]

This is my new cannon voice for Equuis

[@bestbearfriends2233]

Equius voice is so damm adorable 🐴🐎♐

[@Sal-qk5ho]

i seriously want to see octopimp making the chocking noises that eridan was making ! XD

[@jocojovo37]

I looked up the website I never laughed so hard in my life

[@uncannyoutrageous9798]

AAAAAAAAAAA I FOUND IT. THIS WAS THE FIRST HOMESTUCK THING I EVER EVER SAW. IT WAS LINKED FROM A POKEMON VIDEO AND IT LOOKED INTERESTING SO I CLICKED ON IT AND NOW HOMESTUCK RUNS MY LIFE.

[@GothGirlFX31]

Oh dear fuck that ending....what. the. hell.

[@Yggdraseed]

Aaaaah I love the laughs your Ask Comics give me. And Gamzee handling Equius's bottle was SO DAMNED CUTE G'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

[@AnimeLoverForLife2]

1:59 ME: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH MY MOM: wtf

[@Dogma22Black]

When Karkat told Equis to strangle Eridan He sounded like Sollux without the lisp, but in the message before that he sounded like a normal Karkat

[@dreyblanc7503]

*STRONG TOSS* Eridan: Nyeeehhhhhhh!!!!!!! Poor Eridan XD

[@multifandommaster9303]

The background music fits so well for people who's seen the movie.

[@madamkoumori]

D-->:I want an empty room with two chairs and Eq. In one of the chairs.....I will then close the room door and explain to him what he saw on meat spin XD...I want to see his reaction.

[@goblinfairy1032]

Omfg the ending.

[@fandomtrash6824]

THIS WAS 5 YEARS AGO?!

[@NEPETALEIJON1245]

the secret to the glasses....my GOG

[@gracielovesfandoms6242]

i died at the part equius is tugging at eridan's scarf and he is making those weird sounds

[@hellhoundz_133]

ERIDAN NOISES

[@TheDeadKid1]

That song... in the back ground... its from the scene where buffalo bill is cross dressing in Silence of the Lambs. *Shivers*

[@x.unforgotten_chaos.x]

I love his voice

[@ulquiXgrimm]

omg gamzee milk-feeding equius coupled with the background music made that scene painfully awkward yet adorable ._. .......HOW?

[@kinaribot]

this is so 2011core

[@bethanybarden6358]

Did you know that humans really have blue blood but when the oxygen hits it, it becomes red...

[@risalockwood1978]

It's always red...

[@jessywessy5196]

is it bad i already knew what meatspin was i mean ive never visited but ive heard things

[@whitecatthefirst6437]

Don't worry. Because me too.

[@TorrenOglethorpe]

i love how eridan is just sitting there waiting to be moided by eq

[@onionboy6074]

0:55 *That's a no from me chief*

[@goop9853]

very strange

[@yaoicatgirl]

I can never get over the fact that Goodbye Horses is playing in the bg... I just have too much association with Buffalo Bill with that song.

[@BlakeLaFae]

*gets curieous and serches meatspin, face turns bright red* NOPE!!!! *atempt abscond* damn it why wont it let me go back?!?!

[@flameofthephoenix788]

What? What's a meatspin?.......... or do I want to know?

[@BlakeLaFae]

Bree believe me when i say, you DO NOT want to search it unless you want to be weirded out bigtime

[@flameofthephoenix788]

okay, I'm gonna just leave it alone then...... unless my curiosity gets the better of me, like it usually does. lol

[@BlakeLaFae]

Dude you dont want to see what i had seen. That shit is fucked up. If you do see it dont have anyone around to see what you see.

[@flameofthephoenix788]

okay, okay. I won't look at it. I promise.

[@georgia2954]

This is why Equius is my favorite character

[@marybellecolon857]

You mak kokorogo Doki doki! Omfg!!!XD XD XD

[@mitkitty]

Oh god, I've never been the hugest fan of Equius, but that voice with the art, oh god.

[@thienngo4065]

Eriden strangling simulator

[@silverkingdomdude]

The song that played at 1:58 is called "chaotic strenght" by alterniabound XD

[@deanwindham6807]

FOR WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT SEARCH MEAT SPIN ;-;

[@gammaghost2354]

Too late ;-;

[@deanwindham6807]

weve seen to much

[@ShNg-ig4sd]

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

[@ShNg-ig4sd]

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

[@ShNg-ig4sd]

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

[@GothicNeko6]

It's called Horsing Around. Just look through octopimps uploads and you should find it.

[@RizzieJay]

STRONG TOSS!

[@LeoliyX]

I still can't get over the sound Eridan makes.

[@EnderSculpt]

I can watch equius choke eridan all day. it is motherfucking bliss. TAKE THAT ERIDAN!!!

[@EnderSculpt]

I can equius choke eridan for centuries

[@gabiiratii]

I could just make that a constant onloop and never stop watching

[@13opals]

@UnderwhelmingPlywood I know, I know. Trust me, all the fans have been through this. But Act 2 or 3 is when I started getting obsessed, and you really won't regret it, okay? The flashes get AWESOME.

[@StormSurge3V]

What is the song at 35 seconds to 47 seconds? I need to know!

[@baylinjade1]

you spin me right round

[@StormSurge3V]

thank you :)

[@risalockwood1978]

Meat spin

[@wkunzelman1]

i like how the background music fits the character. "Goodbye Horses"

[@engibot8187]

don't go to that website it isn't something u'd like to see...

[@vektorcrush]

+FOXY LIKE A BOSS182332 i have already clicked a link to it once and i dont want to ever again :o)

[@engibot8187]

ZEREZOR mmmmmhhmmmmmmmmm

[@kamenstrider9289]

+ZEREZOR and with that Icon, I gotta applaud you.

[@engibot8187]

Jaxon the Okay mhhhmmmmm

[@CrazyFactory741]

"Oh Equius, you make my kokoro go doki-doki." -Fucking killed me. I don't even read homestuck, but the I absolutely love your videos and how you bring the characters alive.

[@RyukApple21]

meat spin . com 0_o

[@Sawgirl2]

NEVER! AGAIN!!!!!

[@RyukApple21]

hahahahaha sorry

[@Sawgirl2]

There are no muscle beasts!!!! and I was expecting the GOD! DARN! MUSCLE BEASTS!!!!!!!

[@TheHalloweenk]

Sawgirl2 I have never been to that site myself but I do believe there were muscles, and most certainly beasts. HeHe :o)

[@Sawgirl2]

shush u.... there weren't any promised muscle beasts!!!! D:

[@stickyhands8111]

Equius eye punch got me like: GGHDHDUGDHVDJGFHYDHBXG Also, the Eridan noises were MiRaCuLoUs.

[@matveyxivan7159]

0MG 7H47 G4MZ33 47 7H3 3ND XD

[@happi2180]

the meatspin panel was hilarious because he just,, didn't understand,,

[@hellhoundz_133]

Dude, your voice for Equius is awesome!!

[@WoodenLyon]

I died when Gamzee said that last bit at the end XD

[@5quidd]

i shall remind you of your past. Suffer.

[@syranas]

It's like 10 years old XD I find it amazing that people still don't know about it

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

I could listen to eridans nyeh all day.

[@ezrah.2650]

Imagine going to a website your anons on your Tumblr blog, which consists of people asking a character who.. has a horse fetish.. questions.. and expecting to have to see horses. That's really sad and I feel terrible for whoever's running that blog.

[@spooder_jockey]

is that the music from The Silence of the Lambs when buffalo bill is ..preparing?

[@Connerence12]

I can't even listen to the song at the beginning without thinking of Silence of the Lambs.

[@stepdading]

THE FUCKING ENDING I'M LAUGHING SO HARD DEAR GOd

[@lesserbeing678]

When the first pic of equius came up I almost died of an extreme fangirl attack

[@kale6614]

All this time I thought his glasses break because he holds them on his lens BUT ITS ACTUALLY BECAUSE OF HIS EYEBALLS

[@RandomGamerNumber01]

Goodbye Horses is the song, and I must say it's fitting for Equius... Him being a Sagittarius and all.

[@mangaqueen25]

edrian was just on his knees next to equius like why is he there

[@asmr1201]

I just realized...Equius sounds like Izuru Kamakura...ooh,what if Homestuck and DR had a crossover-

[@Nitocolus]

They say Equius is so strong, that behind his glasses there are no eyes - only another fist.

[@T3R3Z1PYROP3FY34H]

This is why I love Equius. He is SUCH. A. BOSS. But so is Eridan and Sollux.

[@xxanimevampxx300]

This is the best equius voice I've heard xD

[@cthool]

The background music is absolutely disturbing and perfect. Good Job.

[@NinjaThatWay]

I love the way the lamp is labeled LAMP

[@Jay_PNG]

Strong toss is how you get all the trolls in every quadrant.